"He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake" the parent is quite literally pleading their child to be good or else Santa will come. Also, "You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry, I'm telling you why" has a very interesting wording. "You better not" implies that something will happen if they do so, and notice how the parent doesn't want their child to cry or shout. The kid can't make a noise because Santa will hear them.
@@ashamansedai Same thing, it implies something will happen to the child if they don't listen. Tbh it explains why no one knows of a kid getting coal despite being such a big part of the legend. The children who don't listen to Santa get taken away to become "elfs" and eventually be eaten, and in their place, coal is left for the parents to find, as an indication that Santa was there. It makes sense why there are so many Chrismas movies, Santa is forcing parents to create propaganda for him with the threat of taking his children away, it's not about the kids, it's about ruling the world like the jolly tyrant he is.
Side note, I love that the animation software doesn’t know how to animate Klavier’s air guitar riff from the opposite direction so he just stands totally still for several seconds.
Once again, Spermacist brings up decent points hampered by flawed logic. He is certainly charismatic enough to get away with most of them on their own, but his chain combo of odd tangents forcibly remind you that he's genuinely crazy.
Why is the Spermacist trying so hard to cope with the fact he's Santa Claus? Santa is the Spermacist's Alter Ego. I imagine that someone as conspiracy theorist happy as the Spermacist passes out frequently. The stress turns him into the Jolly fat guy we all know. This is also why Santa takes a whole year making presents to deliver for one night. The Spermacist keeps interrupting him. :)
"Spermacist. The Santa Claus that you despised so much... is you. And on top of that, that means that you have done winky stuff with your own mother! You are your own father, Spermacist, don't you get it?"
This channel is the personification of questions being asked by two college stoners on a couch, and a hot pot of families who clearly hate each other but get along super well
I saw the Spermacist on the thumbnail and immediately knew this was gonna go downhill in all the right ways very quickly. Can't wait to see if everyone concludes that Santa's a war criminal or something while he talks about whether or not elves are mammals and it eventually devolves into an anti-inspirational speech about ear length.
I just got to the part where spermacist joins in and he immediately said Santa was a terrorist and God was his hero for killing children in Egypt and getting praised. He truly is just built different.
@@naturessacrifice8265 The Spermacist is making points in a roundabout way. If he said God is wrong for killing children, there would be more resistance.
The discussion of Santa is nice but what I really want to know is if FC is allowed to sit at the grown-up's table for christmas dinner or is he forced to sit at the children's table due to being mistaken for a child because of their similar heights?
@@cleophoebe6385 Yeah you're right to be honest.He would probably get on the adult's table. Provided he was around during the early 1800s and personally knew Napoleon.
My reasoning for why Santa is always able to get every gift and manage to deliver on time is because the moment Black Friday approaches is when he possesses every Mall Santa in order to get the appropriate amount of gifts that can't be made by him while also ensuring that each Santa is a skilled combatant in order to counter attack any gift snatcher. How else can you explain some mall Santa's not being available and malls always needing the Mall Santa to fit the specific frame in order to be hired? It's simply because they're part of Santa's Black Friday Brigade
Having the Spermacist as the president from AAI2 is an unbelievably perfect match. He says everything with such grandiosity and power, even if its about putting milk in the bowl before the cereal or nuking the North Pole.
And he did have a memorable introduction in the French food video. I still can't believe he said "I like my meat like I like my women. Healthy and bloodless".
At 13:54 bowl contradicts himself. He says dogs are great judges of character, however, in 'Animal lover VS. Human hater' he says his dog never judges him when he borrows money from people with Alzheimer's.
1) I love that it's always the full "my friend Elliot who [verb] arrested" and you have to say the full thing 2) Bowl as Santa Claus would be chaotic evil, not that he isn't already 3) I love how the Spermacist always escalates his arguments into the most chaotic directions possible 4) the reindeer are used to give Santa Claus a good reputation 5) "Santa Claus is good because [reason]" PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA
I wrote something for school about the arctic, I said “if we melt the ice caps the polar bears will die, and without polar bears Santa will die! What did you think, he eats cookies? No, there’s not enough nutrients in cookies. No, he eats polar bears.” And now I see it here
Before watching much of this video, I just want to say that, as a Kay Faraday fan, I love the custom spritework for Cleo's avatar. Channel's probably too obscure for that, but I feel like fanart of this custom Kay avatar like boxing, doing kendo, dancing, or something like that would be great to see.
I love that my favourite of FC’s crowd of nerds and friends, Bowl, is as passionate about the best holiday of the year as I. Burn bright you jackolantern Bowl! Halloween DESERVES the hype!
Y'know one of these days I want to see a fangame with you guys in in; Ace Attorney: French Baguette Intelligence. And of course Bowl would get his own game; Ace Attorney: Bowl Investigations.
Santa literally knows everything about you, and he breaks into your house while you stay in your pitch black room knowing full well there’s nothing you can do about it. Tbh i wonder how most children can even see him as a good guy… 🎅🏻
Remember these are real people, not romantic comedy characters... people can ABSOLUTELY behave like this and still be besties and nothing more. The two have showed no actual interest being more than good friends.
@@poyobotyahoo7494 Eh, true. But I do some times wonder how accurately these conversations depict what really happened. I mean, some times FBI videos feel like moral/ethics lectures with conveniently flawed strawmen to pick appart. Just take the fat shaming episode for examble. I'm not saying there aren't people like her that are deeply troubled with their world views, but it just felt... almost too convenient for the video's sake that there just happened to be a perfect person to be examined by our protaconists Faux and Phoebs. Maybe I'm just cynical, but FBI videos have always made me question how much of the Discord conversations are legitemately what took place and how much of them are over exaggerated dramatization for entertainment purposes. It's Also why I'm almost excpecting a romantic developement, through I'll be satisfied wether this happens or not. Ultimately, I think FBI is a channel that tries to be both entertaining and informative, while succeeding at both to boot. Wether this is achieved through honest adherence to the reality of events that occured, or through some manner of bending reality to fit a script, I do not care. I'd be more impressed if no altering of words was necessary, but the end result stays the same. The show is informative and entertaining.
@@wispfire2545 It's not a strawman, it's another case of toxic internet assholes. I don't think there was a deeper intention to it. Although it does make me wonder why they even uploaded it
I love FCs idea with the chimney and ruining Christmas for the kids. It seems like something my dad would of done to be honest though he would do it more as a prank.
This year, I offer my dearest Christmas wishes to Sperm’s friend Elliot who got arrested. I hope that some day, he’ll get proper justice for Santa’s poor influence on his etiquette and love life. v_v
this is why lunar new year > christmas people go directly to your house to give you gifts and money, while the big scary dragon dances for your entertainment
2:22 Aww I remember having that set. I use to keep it on the floor in the middle of the kitchen, and my mum got mad at my for keeping it there for weeks. I need that set again, man. It was the coolest thing ever.
I love how people seem to forget about time zones when it comes to Santa delivering presents all around þe world. He has 26 hours to do it, not night in one sliver of þe world. Which makes þings worse. By hour 8, his competency would be on par wiþ being drunk. It's a miracle he doesn't constantly mix up presents by þe time he reaches þe east coast of þe American landmass.
In Spain the legend goes that Saint James defeated Santa Claus in a duel and he can´t give presents in Christmas ever since. Thats why the Three Magi come here instead. How they sneak around with three camels and no one sees them? Idk about that one Pd: was that professor layton music in ace attorney. BLASPHEMY!!
@@frenchbaguetteintelligence Oh yeah im aware i was joking, i just noticed the Layton theme since im more into them than ace attorney tbh (both franchises deserve a new game if you ask me, at least a remake).
This one is absolutely INSANE. Spermacist is unhinged as usual but it's funny to see him and FC on the same "team" regardless. Santa Claus is a villain.
I remember when my Uncle started rumbling about Santa after couple drinks and came up with this It all started a very long time ago in Germany. There was a monster that was created by a black mage named Blicker , he tried to weaponize the forces of hell so he could invade Poland and France… So Blicker could get revenge for his brother that was killed by a Polish soldier with a sword from France , and he needed to impress Germany because his own homeland , Finland refused to give him any support in his projects. Now where was I… oh yes . The monsters name was Krampus , he was a demon that possesed the mage called Blicker. To be still on earth he needed to respect the rules made by Blicker , but he kept finding loopholes in the contract. So instead of invading any countries he ate naughty children and scared the good ones “to keep their purity”. And after couple of years he got caught by the Holly guy named Claus. He did his exorcismic thing and wanted to help traumatized children that were good. And bad children were buried under some ground so they could go to heaven Anyway after Claus offered some toys to traumatised children it made people think how they could use some one like Claus to give free toys to their children. So the Idea was made. And then people started to do it. It was like this donating to charity thing. Everyone that wanted to be seen like a good person without any real effort could just give presents to children. *opnes wikipedia* In hungary there was a Child looking like Jesus giving present In Poland there was a star-guy , little Angel , little child that was similar to Jesus , forest dwarves that did the same as Claus. In Russia there was an old guy that was a ghost and he tried to lift a curse from himself so he imitated Claus In Netherlands there was a rich guy from Spain that wanted to be like Claus. In Spain there was three kings that decided to give children toys And more and more people , ghosts and other kinds tried to imitate Claus all over the world. Some didn’t try to imitate him though, some just wanted to be nice , but a legend of them spread either way. ... ... ... *gulp* ... ... So , after long time rich guys died of old age and forces beyond our understanding that lived off positive energy were lost in the war . The remained ones were very weakend so one guy wanted to use that and corporation agreed to sign a contract And the CocaCola Santa was made , he went to finish off the ones he could. His rivals were slowly replaced and one by one they all slowly perished and got forgotten. CocaCola was more and more popular but Santa was greedy bastard. He made up that he doesn’t exist , blackmailed all that wanted to resist this lie and now all parents believe that they were lied to , but that lie felt nice so they lied to their children and cycle of lies begun. And CocaCola Santa got most of energy and didn’t need to move his finger so he got drunk from succes and enslaved some elves that were bassically humans but taller and with weird ears to make more CocaCola. And then he went to north pool so he could be more like Odin but couldn't do it and got even more drunk and married old vampire and then slowly became cannibal becuase he wanted to be closer to his wife . That is how we got another parasite on our world. And why you shouldn't drink so much CocaCola kid! You never know how much blood do you drink mixed with Cola! Anyway , that's the story of why santa is an asshole , but does exist .
6:15 mathematically speaking, he IS taking the entire day to deliver presents, due to the rotation of the Earth and different timezones. He just does it during the night
You exhibit a great deal of ignorance in the importance of Santa Clause in our modern world. Santa’s regime brings unparalleled order and stability that no other leader can match. Santa Clause is a genius tactician who managed to control the world through fear and toys, this has resulted in there being far less wars and conflicts that would have been far more rampant had Santa not seized the opportunity to create a monopoly of child labor. You cannot even begin to fathom the steps he took to get where he is, nor how much he has done for the world. You may view him as evil, but his presence is a net good for our society.
Cleo: "So you have a red nose, huh... why?" GT: "oh mY GOD CLEO, YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY HAVE A RED NOSE!" Cleo: "why not?" GT: *"BECAUSE!- ...could we have a moment of privacy please?"*
I was kind of pissed Lego didn't bring back Castle. I made do with a custom castle I made and I thought it was pretty decent. Bowl becoming Santa is the Christmas film I need.
Hang on a second. Is Santa Really invading France? As far as I recall, Santa officially lives in Finland(Even if the canadians pretend he lives in their serial killer of a state), making him an european citizen and therefore is, through Schengen, legally able to travel to every last damn country inside europe, making his invasions only those countries that celebrate christmas, yet aren't part of the EU or have no open border policy with them. Thus, he isn't the enemy of the world, he is the last Khagan of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, still spreading his influence by showing the world that Europe is his playground
I'm sad that i was born in the generation of lego where they stopped selling the castle sets(least in India can't say for the rest of the world). Most of my childhood was just oogling at the sets theyd show on their website wondering how I could get it. I did get the lego pirate ships though, which are also awesome.
In Poland Santa leaves a magical silver tree to bad children that will beat them also known as a rózga, Gringo clearly dosen't know the terror that is Santa Claus
wasnt able to watch until now. i would want the entire lego exo force collection. it was my fav and a great era of lego "gundam". the setting was amazing too.
Considering that St. Nicholas fought Arius the heretic who created the Arian heresy, the Ostrogoths and the Vandals might have found the way to fight Santa.
I dont care if santa is a friend or foe, all i know is that the santa nk1 miniboss in the frost moon event in terraria is the most awesome thing known to man!
If Santa isn’t real, why does the Scottish government get together every December to grant him permission to fly in their airspace? Governments don’t grant access to airspace to just anyone, let alone the same guy for one day every year.
Santa cannot be trusted because he gave me a cold before Christmas, therefore denying me the opportunity to spend said Christmas with anyone, especially those I care about. It should be noted that I would probably make it onto the “Nice List,” so wtf Santa
Counterpoint to the Spermacist's claim: Various Santa trackers exist online in various forms. If Santa were truly a cannibalistic tyrant, would he let his potential victims be able tonso readily keep track of his location?
I have devoted myself truly to Shadow the Hedgehog.
ua-cam.com/video/rpByoAHODMI/v-deo.html
What if Santa skulks through the catacombs, rather than fly over parisian airspace?
Change your pronouns to Shadow the Hedgehog and then the transformation will be complete.
Cool,but I did it first
FC, you’re a psychopath
"He sees you when you're sleeping" sounds plain creepy and "He knows when you're awake" sounds like a threat tbh
"He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake" the parent is quite literally pleading their child to be good or else Santa will come.
Also, "You better not pout, you better not shout, you better not cry, I'm telling you why" has a very interesting wording. "You better not" implies that something will happen if they do so, and notice how the parent doesn't want their child to cry or shout. The kid can't make a noise because Santa will hear them.
@@LaCabraAsada "you better not..." sounds more like a threat than a warning tbh
@@ashamansedai Same thing, it implies something will happen to the child if they don't listen.
Tbh it explains why no one knows of a kid getting coal despite being such a big part of the legend. The children who don't listen to Santa get taken away to become "elfs" and eventually be eaten, and in their place, coal is left for the parents to find, as an indication that Santa was there.
It makes sense why there are so many Chrismas movies, Santa is forcing parents to create propaganda for him with the threat of taking his children away, it's not about the kids, it's about ruling the world like the jolly tyrant he is.
@@LaCabraAsada actually I have a few classmates that got coal and brought it to school
@@ashamansedai and do you know where they are now?
Side note, I love that the animation software doesn’t know how to animate Klavier’s air guitar riff from the opposite direction so he just stands totally still for several seconds.
Once again, Spermacist brings up decent points hampered by flawed logic. He is certainly charismatic enough to get away with most of them on their own, but his chain combo of odd tangents forcibly remind you that he's genuinely crazy.
That's the best part of him.
which is why he's the best character
@@thered1s276 ☝️
@@thered1s276 I disagree. I believe in Bowl supremacy.
I have a practical degree that says otherwise
Why is the Spermacist trying so hard to cope with the fact he's Santa Claus?
Santa is the Spermacist's Alter Ego. I imagine that someone as conspiracy theorist happy as the Spermacist passes out frequently. The stress turns him into the Jolly fat guy we all know. This is also why Santa takes a whole year making presents to deliver for one night. The Spermacist keeps interrupting him. :)
"Spermacist. The Santa Claus that you despised so much... is you. And on top of that, that means that you have done winky stuff with your own mother! You are your own father, Spermacist, don't you get it?"
I just realized Bowl's head isn't just a pumpkin, but a bowl shaped pumpkin.
Wow, genious
“Gee, Phoebe, why do you get *two* custom sprite streets?”
-Goblin, probably, as he reaches for another beer bottle
This channel is the personification of questions being asked by two college stoners on a couch, and a hot pot of families who clearly hate each other but get along super well
Or just what u see in a discord server
@@rexeno or both.
@@unfurropendejo.9473 that face of yours is kinda familiar.
@@thatoneundertalefanatic :v
that's literally what a typical discord server is
I saw the Spermacist on the thumbnail and immediately knew this was gonna go downhill in all the right ways very quickly. Can't wait to see if everyone concludes that Santa's a war criminal or something while he talks about whether or not elves are mammals and it eventually devolves into an anti-inspirational speech about ear length.
I mean you got the criminal part right for Santa
Hooray I finally made an accurate prediction
I just got to the part where spermacist joins in and he immediately said Santa was a terrorist and God was his hero for killing children in Egypt and getting praised. He truly is just built different.
@@naturessacrifice8265 The Spermacist is making points in a roundabout way. If he said God is wrong for killing children, there would be more resistance.
2:49 If Cleo is deemed violent just for learning self-defense, then Bowl is a certified arson for his burns
Bowl already is an arsonist
It was truly heartbreaking to see what happened to Spermacist's best friend Elliot who got arrested.
What happened to him?
@@leolhez He got arrested for following Santa's example.
@@devotedhoshiyomi
My god...
😂😂😂
Gringo and Bowl seem to perfectly complete each other. Gringo is always wholesome and innocent while Bowl is just Bowl.
i have no idea why fc suddenly turned emo, but i'm all for it
France lost the World Cup final against Argentina, that's why. xD
@@JHS270694 ohhh alright that makes sense lol
I have devoted myself truly to Shadow the Hedgehog.
Ok, the "Parker, bring me pictures of Santa Claus" joke was genius
Nah it was a really easy one
While I might now agree with all of Faux’s opinions, his stance on the LEGO Castle theme is one I could never disagree with. Huzzah!
The discussion of Santa is nice but what I really want to know is if FC is allowed to sit at the grown-up's table for christmas dinner or is he forced to sit at the children's table due to being mistaken for a child because of their similar heights?
FC is 5’7, not a midget
@@cleophoebe6385 seems pretty midget to me
@@cleophoebe6385 Yeah you're right to be honest.He would probably get on the adult's table.
Provided he was around during the early 1800s and personally knew Napoleon.
@@cleophoebe6385 that could still be teen-sized.
@@mandemulus_of_the_somnabulist the average height for men worldwide is 5’6. (5’9 in the west, but the west isnt the whole world). FC isn’t that short
Gringo seriously went and said Santa works hard when he's got slaves and works one day a year 😂😂😂
He praised Santa and cursed the Pharaoh from Exodus for doing the same thing. Classy.
My reasoning for why Santa is always able to get every gift and manage to deliver on time is because the moment Black Friday approaches is when he possesses every Mall Santa in order to get the appropriate amount of gifts that can't be made by him while also ensuring that each Santa is a skilled combatant in order to counter attack any gift snatcher. How else can you explain some mall Santa's not being available and malls always needing the Mall Santa to fit the specific frame in order to be hired? It's simply because they're part of Santa's Black Friday Brigade
Finally someone understands! Santa is a Fae Spirit!
So how do we stop him?
@@TheWandererOfDreamsSimple. We stop obesity.
@@Abvctr or get someone just as morbidly obese as Santa to fight him.
Having the Spermacist as the president from AAI2 is an unbelievably perfect match. He says everything with such grandiosity and power, even if its about putting milk in the bowl before the cereal or nuking the North Pole.
And he did have a memorable introduction in the French food video. I still can't believe he said "I like my meat like I like my women. Healthy and bloodless".
Also, I just realized that Halloween bowl will persist as long as he shills Halloween, which he will never stop.
At 13:54 bowl contradicts himself. He says dogs are great judges of character, however, in 'Animal lover VS. Human hater' he says his dog never judges him when he borrows money from people with Alzheimer's.
“He’s not a monster, he’s a Christian! Christians are weird!”
He has a point
If it weren't for him leaving presents, Santa would be the most wanted man on Earth.
I find it maddening that Goblin Tyrant’s most ludicrous yet reasonable question for the Spermacist was that he uses Bing.
1) I love that it's always the full "my friend Elliot who [verb] arrested" and you have to say the full thing
2) Bowl as Santa Claus would be chaotic evil, not that he isn't already
3) I love how the Spermacist always escalates his arguments into the most chaotic directions possible
4) the reindeer are used to give Santa Claus a good reputation
5) "Santa Claus is good because [reason]"
PROPAGANDA
PROPAGANDA
PROPAGANDA
It's kinda wholesome to see Gringo and Goblin team up.
I wrote something for school about the arctic, I said “if we melt the ice caps the polar bears will die, and without polar bears Santa will die! What did you think, he eats cookies? No, there’s not enough nutrients in cookies. No, he eats polar bears.” And now I see it here
I live in Europe, there are no grades where I’m at. The teacher said it was fine to joke a bit
20:58 Busted real hard!!!🥶🥶🥶
Spermacist: says literally anything about Santa claus
Krampus: damn, didn't know he was chill like that.
I wonder how Gringo can manage to keep his serious tone and actually argue points when literally everyone else is just shitposting.
Gringo, the ultimate straight man to everyone's tomfoolery
Nice, for once Gringo and Goblin on the same team
They were also on the same team in the Love discussion, where they fought against FC and Harry’s claim that love is a delusion.
Based FC, LEGO are dope but they could be even more if they brought back some timeless classics.
Bark bark, time for lard.
Oh, stop it!
Oh, you!
Hahahahaahhahahahaha 😂
😅
@@DoYouSeeBananaManTH hopping over on de white hot sand
I think gringo is very wholesome, very cool
Before watching much of this video, I just want to say that, as a Kay Faraday fan, I love the custom spritework for Cleo's avatar. Channel's probably too obscure for that, but I feel like fanart of this custom Kay avatar like boxing, doing kendo, dancing, or something like that would be great to see.
Holy hell! Marvel: Ultimate Alliance music at 8:37! I think it plays during the Asgard section of the game. Brings back memories.
I love that my favourite of FC’s crowd of nerds and friends, Bowl, is as passionate about the best holiday of the year as I.
Burn bright you jackolantern Bowl! Halloween DESERVES the hype!
Yeah baby, Halloween gang forever, and that's coming from someone who is a scaredy cat, i just love the Halloween vibe.
15:47 Their expressions 💀💀💀
You mean 15:59?
@@thephoenix4980 exactly, but I thought it needed the build-up haha
@@NedInYaHead Gringo be like: Ah S#/t, here we go again.
Goblin be like: This gonna be good.
Y'know one of these days I want to see a fangame with you guys in in;
Ace Attorney: French Baguette Intelligence. And of course Bowl would get his own game;
Ace Attorney: Bowl Investigations.
Santa literally knows everything about you, and he breaks into your house while you stay in your pitch black room knowing full well there’s nothing you can do about it.
Tbh i wonder how most children can even see him as a good guy…
🎅🏻
Virgin Santa Claus vs Chad Wizard Kings
Bowl as Santa Claus? Now thats terrifying
my christmas could've gone better, as limbus company would've released next to it, but understandably they delayed it to work on it more
One of these days. One of these days Faux and Phoebs will confess. I prophecise this.
It’s going to be a Love is War situation where they’re going to find ways to make the other confess.
@@themanageriguess Yes. Hundred times yes.
Remember these are real people, not romantic comedy characters... people can ABSOLUTELY behave like this and still be besties and nothing more. The two have showed no actual interest being more than good friends.
@@poyobotyahoo7494 Eh, true. But I do some times wonder how accurately these conversations depict what really happened.
I mean, some times FBI videos feel like moral/ethics lectures with conveniently flawed strawmen to pick appart.
Just take the fat shaming episode for examble. I'm not saying there aren't people like her that are deeply troubled with their world views, but it just felt... almost too convenient for the video's sake that there just happened to be a perfect person to be examined by our protaconists Faux and Phoebs.
Maybe I'm just cynical, but FBI videos have always made me question how much of the Discord conversations are legitemately what took place and how much of them are over exaggerated dramatization for entertainment purposes. It's Also why I'm almost excpecting a romantic developement, through I'll be satisfied wether this happens or not.
Ultimately, I think FBI is a channel that tries to be both entertaining and informative, while succeeding at both to boot. Wether this is achieved through honest adherence to the reality of events that occured, or through some manner of bending reality to fit a script, I do not care. I'd be more impressed if no altering of words was necessary, but the end result stays the same. The show is informative and entertaining.
@@wispfire2545 It's not a strawman, it's another case of toxic internet assholes. I don't think there was a deeper intention to it. Although it does make me wonder why they even uploaded it
I love FCs idea with the chimney and ruining Christmas for the kids. It seems like something my dad would of done to be honest though he would do it more as a prank.
This year, I offer my dearest Christmas wishes to Sperm’s friend Elliot who got arrested. I hope that some day, he’ll get proper justice for Santa’s poor influence on his etiquette and love life. v_v
this is why lunar new year > christmas
people go directly to your house to give you gifts and money, while the big scary dragon dances for your entertainment
I genuinely love how everybody dunks on Gringo, lol
2:22
Aww I remember having that set. I use to keep it on the floor in the middle of the kitchen, and my mum got mad at my for keeping it there for weeks.
I need that set again, man. It was the coolest thing ever.
I love how people seem to forget about time zones when it comes to Santa delivering presents all around þe world. He has 26 hours to do it, not night in one sliver of þe world. Which makes þings worse. By hour 8, his competency would be on par wiþ being drunk. It's a miracle he doesn't constantly mix up presents by þe time he reaches þe east coast of þe American landmass.
but he does
Every time FBI uploads, i'm happy. You truly are one of my favorite UA-cam channels
In Spain the legend goes that Saint James defeated Santa Claus in a duel and he can´t give presents in Christmas ever since. Thats why the Three Magi come here instead. How they sneak around with three camels and no one sees them? Idk about that one
Pd: was that professor layton music in ace attorney. BLASPHEMY!!
Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright have literally been on the same game.
@@frenchbaguetteintelligence Oh yeah im aware i was joking, i just noticed the Layton theme since im more into them than ace attorney tbh (both franchises deserve a new game if you ask me, at least a remake).
This one is absolutely INSANE. Spermacist is unhinged as usual but it's funny to see him and FC on the same "team" regardless. Santa Claus is a villain.
You celebrate christmas? But it's the fourth candle today!
I remember when my Uncle started rumbling about Santa after couple drinks and came up with this
It all started a very long time ago in Germany.
There was a monster that was created by a black mage named Blicker , he tried to weaponize the forces of hell so he could invade Poland and France…
So Blicker could get revenge for his brother that was killed by a Polish soldier with a sword from France , and he needed to impress Germany because his own homeland , Finland refused to give him any support in his projects.
Now where was I… oh yes .
The monsters name was Krampus , he was a demon that possesed the mage called Blicker.
To be still on earth he needed to respect the rules made by Blicker , but he kept finding loopholes in the contract.
So instead of invading any countries he ate naughty children and scared the good ones “to keep their purity”.
And after couple of years he got caught by the Holly guy named Claus.
He did his exorcismic thing and wanted to help traumatized children that were good.
And bad children were buried under some ground so they could go to heaven
Anyway after Claus offered some toys to traumatised children it made people think how they could use some one like Claus to give free toys to their children.
So the Idea was made.
And then people started to do it.
It was like this donating to charity thing.
Everyone that wanted to be seen like a good person without any real effort could just give presents to children.
*opnes wikipedia*
In hungary there was a Child looking like Jesus giving present
In Poland there was a star-guy , little Angel , little child that was similar to Jesus , forest dwarves that did the same as Claus.
In Russia there was an old guy that was a ghost and he tried to lift a curse from himself so he imitated Claus
In Netherlands there was a rich guy from Spain that wanted to be like Claus.
In Spain there was three kings that decided to give children toys
And more and more people , ghosts and other kinds tried to imitate Claus all over the world.
Some didn’t try to imitate him though, some just wanted to be nice , but a legend of them spread either way.
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So , after long time rich guys died of old age and forces beyond our understanding that lived off positive energy were lost in the war .
The remained ones were very weakend so one guy wanted to use that and corporation agreed to sign a contract
And the CocaCola Santa was made , he went to finish off the ones he could.
His rivals were slowly replaced and one by one they all slowly perished and got forgotten.
CocaCola was more and more popular but Santa was greedy bastard.
He made up that he doesn’t exist , blackmailed all that wanted to resist this lie and now all parents believe that they were lied to , but that lie felt nice so they lied to their children and cycle of lies begun.
And CocaCola Santa got most of energy and didn’t need to move his finger so he got drunk from succes and enslaved some elves that were bassically humans but taller and with weird ears to make more CocaCola.
And then he went to north pool so he could be more like Odin but couldn't do it and got even more drunk and married old vampire and then slowly became cannibal becuase he wanted to be closer to his wife .
That is how we got another parasite on our world.
And why you shouldn't drink so much CocaCola kid!
You never know how much blood do you drink mixed with Cola!
Anyway , that's the story of why santa is an asshole , but does exist .
6:15 mathematically speaking, he IS taking the entire day to deliver presents, due to the rotation of the Earth and different timezones. He just does it during the night
Absolute monstrous W for Gringo
15:01
Gotta love this part
This video was especially funny! Thank you!
The Spermacist river dances on the very fine line between philosophical revelation and batshit insanity; and it's glorious.
6:27
Je suis à peine arrivé là dans la vidéo et c'est bon, on l'a perdu.
Ah, FBI, that one guy who ruins everything you like.
The Spemacist is an S Tier character
Bowl being an icon, and that's what I want them to be.
I really appreciate the text not going by so quickly!
We all need a Spermacist in our lives. We don't have one though, so this certainly will do
How come Santa Claus be a mascot of the single biggest consumption fest of the year when he’s literally a communist icon?
Because communism is about everyone getting to consume things
Marketing
You exhibit a great deal of ignorance in the importance of Santa Clause in our modern world. Santa’s regime brings unparalleled order and stability that no other leader can match. Santa Clause is a genius tactician who managed to control the world through fear and toys, this has resulted in there being far less wars and conflicts that would have been far more rampant had Santa not seized the opportunity to create a monopoly of child labor. You cannot even begin to fathom the steps he took to get where he is, nor how much he has done for the world. You may view him as evil, but his presence is a net good for our society.
Exactly, he is an anti-hero.
Cleo: "So you have a red nose, huh... why?"
GT: "oh mY GOD CLEO, YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY HAVE A RED NOSE!"
Cleo: "why not?"
GT: *"BECAUSE!- ...could we have a moment of privacy please?"*
I was kind of pissed Lego didn't bring back Castle. I made do with a custom castle I made and I thought it was pretty decent.
Bowl becoming Santa is the Christmas film I need.
Huge huge win for using Professor Layton music
I heard the Manfred von Karma objection and thought Harry was going to join the debate. Just the other guy
4:40
actually with a cost of living crisis where people can’t heat their homes coal doesn’t sound that bad as a present…
I don't celebrate Christmas.
I celebrate Saturnalia.
That laugh at 3:22 😂😂😂
Hang on a second.
Is Santa Really invading France? As far as I recall, Santa officially lives in Finland(Even if the canadians pretend he lives in their serial killer of a state), making him an european citizen and therefore is, through Schengen, legally able to travel to every last damn country inside europe, making his invasions only those countries that celebrate christmas, yet aren't part of the EU or have no open border policy with them.
Thus, he isn't the enemy of the world, he is the last Khagan of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, still spreading his influence by showing the world that Europe is his playground
Good point but he still fly over Paris, wich isn't allowed even for french citizen.
Time to remind evetyone about that xmass episode in love death and robots. Santa was really... *special*
I'm sad that i was born in the generation of lego where they stopped selling the castle sets(least in India can't say for the rest of the world). Most of my childhood was just oogling at the sets theyd show on their website wondering how I could get it.
I did get the lego pirate ships though, which are also awesome.
In Poland Santa leaves a magical silver tree to bad children that will beat them also known as a rózga, Gringo clearly dosen't know the terror that is Santa Claus
FC: "Is the food any good?"
Cleo: "I *AM* THE FOOD."
RIP lego castles
bring them back :(
Santa is the personification of Winter. So by definition he isn't good or bad. Just want to make winter easier to deal with.
wasnt able to watch until now.
i would want the entire lego exo force collection. it was my fav and a great era of lego "gundam". the setting was amazing too.
also phoebe can karate, boxing, can freaking poledance and now she wants to learn horse riding too? s-sugoi u///u
faux what the fu- when are you on the same terror page with bowl :D
the santa is fat explanation almost killed me.
isnt bowl taking over santa's place a re-telling of a nightmare before christmas?
how does spermacist come with this stuff
Crack. And lots of it.
That's the thing. You can't come up with this, so it must be true.
Considering that St. Nicholas fought Arius the heretic who created the Arian heresy, the Ostrogoths and the Vandals might have found the way to fight Santa.
12:32 Santa stops time, you say? Perhaps we should be singing “joy to ZA WARUDO!” each December…
I always knew the guy in the red suit was weird and creepy, and this explains why!!
20:50 yeah they definitely did that, in a literal sense
I dont care if santa is a friend or foe, all i know is that the santa nk1 miniboss in the frost moon event in terraria is the most awesome thing known to man!
Santa wears red, owns a working camp, lives in frozen wasteland and gives things basically for free.
Oh my God, Santa is a _communist!_
If Santa isn’t real, why does the Scottish government get together every December to grant him permission to fly in their airspace? Governments don’t grant access to airspace to just anyone, let alone the same guy for one day every year.
Is because the governments in the world fear him.
Why is this group just the main cast of the Boys?
seeing their thinking on santa makes me wonder what they see of jack and the grinch
I'm ok with FC owning lego if he also brings back Bionicle!
I appreciate you used some Professor Layton soundtrack
“It’s kendo not fencing”
So *weeb* fencing?
No. They’re very different.
Santa cannot be trusted because he gave me a cold before Christmas, therefore denying me the opportunity to spend said Christmas with anyone, especially those I care about. It should be noted that I would probably make it onto the “Nice List,” so wtf Santa
Santa hired Batman to deliver my presents
The Grinch was right all along??
Counterpoint to the Spermacist's claim: Various Santa trackers exist online in various forms. If Santa were truly a cannibalistic tyrant, would he let his potential victims be able tonso readily keep track of his location?