Joe Rogan Experience
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- Опубліковано 19 бер 2024
- Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Beautiful Dogs," on Netflix.
www.shanemgillis.com
Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts," on Netflix.
www.marknormandcomedy.com
Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via UA-cam.
www.arishaffir.com
“Who’s the most underrated fighter, Ari?”
Mark: “Chris Brown”
😂
☠️☠️☠️
That is so weird because I read this comment right as they were saying it and that is hilarious 😂
lol that was a good one 😂 made me fart my pants so hard 😩
i was working at a restaurant i made an enemy out of this gay server when i said "rhianons biggest hit came from chris brown." thank god that was 15 years ago even in a restaraunt i might get in trouble for that nowadays
I'll do a push-up for every like this comment gets
Lame asf bud.
Lame asf bud.
Lame asf bud.
U better do em
He'll even do it on camera
"I believe she was an alien"
Mark: "Illegal?"
Right as I was reading this comment mark said it 😂😂
lmao timestap please
how many black guys
Normand's out of pocket comments are the truest form of pure comedy. He's unbelievably offensive to any and everyone but the way he makes it hilarious every time is insane and he's just riffing from the dome.
that's the quickest of ways possible to get a decent amount of people to start hating you.. Because you can't buy or sell respect but you can lose it all with a snap of finger
@@m0rtred Personally I respect people much more that do that. They aren't scared of the potential hate and it doesn't allow them to change how they are
@@m0rtredI'm sure people who get offended by Mark and people like Mark would probably not get along anyways.
Just be you and make the friends you make. You don't need to please everyone. Clearly Mark is having a good time and has awesome friends. Who cares if some losers hate him?
Ah, the power of Autism
His zingers be high level + the SPEED he delivers em is really rare. He’s hilarious
Shane telling Ari he could be the next Anthony Bordain, and Mark instantly responds "Exactly, you could kill yourself!" LMFAO No one else heard him and no one laughed. Normand is the king of quick zingers!
You think Bourdain offed himself? The future gonna be hard for you
@@braelutas chill woman, its just a joke
get your bitch in line brother@@jjlanotte
The PRESENT must be difficult for you, if you think he Didn't kill himself.@@braelutas
@@braelutasjust a joke. but yea he was definitely killed though
Prime example of the four stages of a man's hair.
Lmao for real 4:47:34
This is one of the best comments I've ever seen. It's dead on and I would've never noticed that. Thank you, I will think about this on every future episode
this is so funny
Underrated comment
Congratulations sir on an actually unique and funny comment 👍
2:50:45 "You read a kickboxers book!?" Shane is fucking brilliant!😂😂😂
The best part about JRE being back on YT. Not having ads forced on you, when you pay for premium. Like spotify does.
Hell yeah. Hated those 3rd party ad reads. Joe “I never put ads in the middle of my podcast” Rogan 🤦♂️
The worst part...having the music edited out due to copyright. I'd rather have the commercials.
I'd take those ads any day over not being able to play the America, Fuck yeah song while chugging beers.
It's so easy to skip the ads on Spotify. I would rather have the music. Although I will say having them sing it the entire episode was pretty fucking funny. Because it just got worse as they went on
Having music and stuff as part of the entertainment was cool. But the app itself is just so horrible. I don't know how many times halfway through it would just cut to another Podcast that I don't listen to...
I hope Mark reads the comments so he knows we all caught his ignored one liners lol
The “I got molested at []” got me 😂😂😂
They get the one liners but they are his friends, they hear those one liners all the time. Joe has even mentioned it several times. He cant help himself.
The shit about young Tom Hardy having some "DSLs" had me rolling
Jesus Mark Normand has slowly became my FAVORITE comedian/podcast guest. The guy is so quick on his feet, and it's even funnier when nobody hears him lmao.
Hes the best.
"You know what are great, possums. O'possums"
Mark: "yeah they're Irish"
😂😂
Hes like the funny friend who people repeat what they say but louder
Best gig I have seen.
“You guys should maybe get like a water park in Germany”
Totally under the radar.
Mark is holding on for dear life the last 15 minutes😂😂
Fr he was concentrating on not vomiting soo hard lol
I got second hand dizziness and bubble guts 😂
You can tell he genuinely doesn’t feel good but he’s a trooper lol
Someone else would be on camera and you could hear him hiccup in the background😂😂
He said on Tuesdays with Stories he blacked out during the last hour, puked 4 times and fell asleep in 2 different places at the mothership he’s a soldier.
I swear Joe wants to shoot the room up when he’s talking and no one shuts tf up!! 😂😂😂
“Guys guys. This is why we have headphones. I can’t hear Jamie.” 😂
Shane getting more comfortable taking direct shots at Joe to his face is amazing and goddammit I'm here for it 👑
Pause
He’s been doing that
Sit on em
Its kalled riffing bruh 😹
So true. Just noticing how kind and humble Shane is, and then how he is the absolute beast at these moments, and mostly likely many more.
Not even 45 seconds in,
Mark Normand:
“German Shepherd.”
And Joe not really getting it and replying with a serious fact 😂
Hahahaha right, cant wait for his puns, he sneaks them in like 20 times per podcast, and noone catches them :d
@sydneyrussell3056 but that's also funny, imagine if everyone laughed at all Normand's one liners and puns, it'd be cringe af.
😂😂😂great start
And Joe, as expected: "Noo! Noo dude, it was a pug! 😢" .....🙄🙄🙏
Holy shit they started joking so Boldly toward the end lmaoooo
Shane asking Jamie why he doesn’t come to his house anymore is so wholesome!
3:45:35
Shane calling Joe out for reading a kickboxer’s book was hilarious 😂
Sq
@@jamesjasper2642go away
Let’s go ahead and get you oiled up, my friend
He turned bright red like he was kind of scared of making fun of Saint Rogies. Then he fucking doubled down by saying he would have been the “dumbest motherfucker of all time” lol
Agree. I also have read several books or magazines and found skills. There is something about visualization when you read about sport technique that helps but that was a great option before the internet and UA-cam. Now you can find video showing you the technique but I definitely used books and Slam magazine (for basketball) to learn. I still thought it was funny how he called it out saying “if this didn’t work out”
Joe Rogan trying to have a serious conversation with a room full of smart asses 😂😂😂😂
Never fails 😂😂😂
Every Joe conversation is just a slippery slope. Also "imagine ____. Wouldn't that be crazy 😧😧😧"
The last thing joe is trying to do here is have a serious converstation
nonsense, Joe the kind of guy who will never publicly know who really kileld JFK while the rest of the internet knows, even Ye knew, everyone knows by now...
Joe is actually great at keeping the show on track, he always has topics to talk about. Sometimes he has to be the serious one so the others can riff. Some of these other shows where you give 4 comedians a mic, it’s just chaos and people trying to get in zingers.
Hey Joe, this podcast has changed my life and work ethic. If it wasn’t for something so funny to listen to, I wouldn’t be entertained while working 12+ hour days. Thank you so much 🔥
On a recent pod with Mark, he said he was actually annoyed with Shane for making him drink so much which makes this even funnier now lol.
I keep thinking the same each time they pass him a beer
Which podcast?
Joe: "i need to bring you that meat thermometer."
Mark : "That's gay code" 😂
genius
Keep this in mind. All these guys are over 40 years old. Sad
@@m0rtreda little tism
@@Bigtaz777 Oh yeah, it's so sad to see a bunch of dudes having a good time and making a living while doing it. Man, I'd hate to see more people doing something like that. wtf?
@@Bigtaz777your boxings going no where. Sad
Jamie cutting to empty chairs is always funny.
"Game of Clones" lmao Mark kills me every time
Shane intentionally making ari uncomfortable mentioning gaza was too funny i love shane man
Jamie yelling "I don't know, I'm not a lawyer" really got me 😂😂
facts lmfaooo and when shane was like "why dont you come to my house anymore" "fuckin, come hang out with me" lmfaooo
When you are sober with 4 drunk comedians for 5 hours.
Timestamp would be nice...
It makes me laugh whenever I hear Joe say Europeans “brought diseases” to America. Did they bottle up these magical diseases and keep them in their suitcases? Did they roll up dirty socks and stuff them in their bags aboard the ship and unleash flying contaminated socks on native Americans? Did they stuff diseases in their pockets and throw them at the people they were invading?!! How did the people on the ship not die from these dreadful Pox?? Haha, yeah, sounds silly, but think a bit deeper about what you are told to believe with a rational mind, not brainwashed dogma that you were force fed since infancy. People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs, floating around trying to infect victims. People DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Skin conditions like Small Pox are result of being viciously and suddenly attacked by an aggressive fighting force. They develop Small Pox, just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true. It just means you’re in a Cult.
Some of these producers have the patience of a saint . Joe Rogan woulda got me to wig out a couple times with his old WOP brain
3:24:20 ….. “who’s the most underrated fighter Ari?” … “Chris brown” - Normand always coming in with the bangers that go unnoticed ! 🤣🤣💀
how did that even go unnoticed in the first place lmao
Glad someone else heard that. For a split second when he said Chris my mind went to Chris Rock cuz of the Will Smith stuff but when he said Chris Brown I laughed so hard
definitely a highlight
Eh it just wasn’t that funny, think everyone heard it it was silent when he said it 🤷🏽♂️ he just spits out constant nonsense and once in a while he lands a couple
Beautiful timing
The bit were joe and the guys make a impression of the Kennedy bros and Marilyn has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂
Protect Our Parks should be a Spotify exclusive so the boys can jam!!
Joe spends so much time trying to get Shane to speak like Connor and he immediately cuts him off when he’s ready. Lol. Classic.
k...,./';y--.,s loser
joes good at cutting off and being annoying
Loves the sound of his own voice
Crybaby snowflakes. Why are you here? It's his show if ya don't like it go back to CNN and your local pro Biden rally.
Loves the sound of his own voice 😂 he’s an excellent conversationalist that’s why he has the most popular show in the world. He’s drinking here and having fun, give him a break.
Sober October is dead. This is the only Rogan group pod we need.
Bert read this 100%
Tom segura and Bert kreisher are both unfunny weirdos have no idea how they have an audience
Agreed. Just do Sober October with this group instead
Bert ruins everything.
Bert ruins everything.
My favorite moments are when Jamie has to "raise his voice".
Normand " Ridiculous enterprise worst starship ever" 😂😂😂😅❤
5 hours of protect our parks? I don't deserve this.
I literally made the oh face and went "no fucking way!" Just now as I saw it was 5 hours lol.
It’s off Spotify just got removed while I was listening 🤷🏼
Gay
@@FRoZe_NSHocKwhy? or did they decide up upload an edited ver?
@@amitraam1270 idk that’s why I came to UA-cam to see if it got pulled here also
"May I have another Bud Light please... responsibly" 😂
tell me its not a paid AD
Bud light is the beer I always buy my boyfriend before he takes me from the rear
Yeah, they sponsored this pod, but so what
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@@waynelsexton3488 a man’s drink then. only tops and alphas allowed to consume
"Ever go on NetenYahoo, AskJews"
Lol
They really don’t ever give Mark any credit for the whiskey. Him falling off the chair at the end is testament to that.
No matter how many times Mark misses he won’t stop swinging 💯 💯💯
Yep being successful and comedy is no different than business. The ones that keep pushing are the ones that becomes successful in the end despite failure.
He’s hitting with people outside the room
Dude needs to stop
He sucks so bad lmao
@@jasonolinger7585nah dude is trash and not funny his jokes received crickets in fact even crickets don’t chirp at his lame jokes
Jamie skating on thin ice fact checking Rogies favorite ergot story.
Shane caught it immediately😂
Jamie is great technically, personality wise he is a little nasty. Spoiled. If you had to live in your car like Nick Davis, you'd be humble and then be able to see a different POV. Still love you and could beat you in golf
@@stylo8845I think so, too! He does a great job at his job!
Now, let’s get you oiled up, buster
They were right, Jamie has been a moody bitch the last few weeks of pods
Joe really does not like being wrong😂
The hell are these replies to this comment? My god
No need for other guests. Just make this the format.
“Who’s the most underrated fighter?” “Chris Brown”😂😂
Shane hitting “bussy” on JRE and following it up with battle bots was top notch
The wedge!
That shit killed me 😂
Sure beats Rogan spreading debunked right wing propaganda
Battle bots had me doubled over
WAS IT?! Wtf happened to men…kindly go brush your teeth with a 12 gauge…
Ari started sweating when they started grilling him on the tunnels 😂😂😂
BRO WAS SO NERVOUS LMAO
Just got to that part and am dying laughing
Makes you wonder why he was defending child touchers
Absolutely legendary podcast. One of those I'll look back at with great pleasure, this is peak Bros being Bros
Joe-"I can't watch a dude get hit with a hammer I can't watch it"
Also joe- "let's watch the jfk assassination on repeat"😂
Holy crap, thank you for playing my Team America cover at 4:40:14 hahahaha!!! so fuckin cool
What en epic crossover of my two favorite channels 😂🤘🏻🎶
66! Fancy seeing you here! SEX!
I lost my marbles when I heard it!!
It was sex
It's samus the boiiiii love ya bro
That Paul Pelosi story sounds like the ending to a game of Clue. "It was the gay guy with a hammer in the library"
fuck I had Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the Candle stick
They definitely knew each other
Haha thats pretty good. Well done 👏
scott was right
@@kingdavid5932 Speaking from experience?
“Have you ever drink piss. It’s pretty wild” 😂
We never should have stopped burning witches.
More split screen time, especially on late stages of the podcast where they are high and drunk. Captures and shows everyone's reactions, makes the show more immersive than it already is. Kudos to Jamie btw, you're killing it.
S/O to young Jamie!
Stop commenting like joe is your bud 😂
Not being able to watch the UA-cam vids with em sucks :(
@@GLockandGas i met the guy. You're just a fanboy, fanboy.
I’ve been saying this for years
Mark Normand: "Pull it up!" Gets me everytime.
give it a goog
comedy!
Pull it up Jaymo
Give it a Goog!!
Jack reacher!
Shane in the middle of Joe's cobalt mine speech, "yeah butTrumps mean sometimes" omfgggg🤣🤣🤣 I am dying. This whole ep is perfect!!!
This is what it feels like to just hang with the boys. I love how pumped they all got when Shane was doing his Conor impression
Anybody else here after this got yanked off Spotify?
Ya probably all that Nancy pelosi talk 😅
Yeah dude I was over an hour in and it got removed
Why did it get pulled off Spotify? I was listening to it and it just disappeared.
I thought I was the only one 😭🙏
Why was it pulled?
"Ari, you're being obnoxious and annoying. Free Palestine" 😂
But do you dumdum hummus?
I haven’t watched that part yet but I’m going to guess it was said by shane lol
Ari got so bothered during the genocide talk 😂
He was tho, why so hostile, when he's always mr. edgelord?
@@zachgrabow9541
His political opinions, Ethnicity and ideology cannot be masked by his edgy jokes
This Is the best pod I've listened to in a long time. Bros bein bros. Effing great job fellas. You're all great comedians and joe You're a great Podcaster
God the last hour makes me love these guys! Poor Normand lol
4:02:00 Everyone stopping mid sentence to mock Tucker Carlson’s laugh almost killed me. Was like a flock of wild birds burst into the studio. 🤣
I thought they were just howling like monkeys bro 😭😭
The timing was pretty perfect 😂
Tuckers laugh is so wholesome but funny 🤣
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He really does have the craziest damn laugh. Lok
Gillis "That's gonna be a vicious clip". Normand "Circumcision". He doesn't stop.
😂
Joe saying about Don Lemon not being good at what he does is a breath of fresh air🤣
Joe prolly feels like the most important guy in the world when he gets drunk lmao
Shane roasting Joe for reading kickboxer's books is gold.
2:50:44
Shane is soooooooo silly
I would honesty listen to a 24 hour protect our parks
lol dude same
Yup
My parents said if I hit 10k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging ..!
Hell yeah brother
Amen brother
Love how shane takes up for danny sodies💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Shane is that friend who punches you in the arm and wants for you to hit them back.. a true bro
Bro hour 4 is chaos 😂😂😂 I love it! When Shane said “I cant believe people think were dumb” I died!!!!!!
At 3:56:45 when I read this, guess I’m not “ turning it off at 4 hours and saving the rest for the morning” after all 🤣🤣🤣
We're dumb. lol
I mean when Rogan claims “Chicago has a higher violent crime rate than Afghanistan at the height of the invasion” it’s kind of embarrassing to say I listen to this right wing misinformation campaign
Took 2 hits of acid...hour 4-5 was a bit much...lmao
@@jadenrieken4535taking acid and watching Joe Rogan was your first problem
Gillis giving Soder top tier props was awesome. Soder is the man.
I totally agree. Soder, bargatze, shane, and mark are the best doing it right now
Top 20 underrated for sure
Shane is a humble lad, he often talks about Soder pop taking him under his wing when he was first coming up. Gotta love both of them 🍻
bro tried to slip nate in there LOL@@24-7-ElectricalServices
@@RonBurgundy412It's pretty impressive really, to be a war hero, a college athlete, an SNL host, and all of that accomplished while being disabled, and yet the man is still humble.
Mark is hilarious. His quick dark jokes are amazing🤣😭💀.
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Love how Shane always comes in here and drinks everyone under the table.
Thank you god they didn't ask Bert Kreischer to be part of this 🙏🏼
I’m taking Bert over Ari.
Fight me.
@@BB-ud6gfari is a weirdo
@@BB-ud6gfbert can't stfu and turns every conversation about himself dudes annoying.
@@BB-ud6gfimagine all the punch lines Bert would step on and 5 hours of that fake laugh scream
amen
Shane is so consistent with pushing his friends and respected comedians that it makes the dawgs so proud.
See you on JRE is crazy awesome, Shane. I knew when I saw you at Champs in Steelton years ago that you were fkning hilarious and would def make it big. So happy for you!
Nothing beats youtube JRE and also 5 hours of Protect our Parks? Yes please
Joe getting pressed about the kickboxer book was funny af
time stamp?
@@matthewjohnfit60002:50:00
51:57 "You're 4' 2"! Twelve miligrams will put you on the moon!" -Mark Normand
🎯
Joe fumbled his words for a comeback on that one lol. GOT EM.......COMEDY 😂 Normand rules
"PULL IT UP, JAME-O!" - Mark Normand
Time stamp please
@@johnritter9947 51:55
Big Shane will restore balance to the universe
"Pablowcie" Mark Normand is gold
I wonder if joes wife is like, “dear god, not protect your parks again.” 🤣
Lol, I'd be shocked if she watched a single minute of them.
@@melkam647 I’m thinking more of the aftermath as he’s stumbling into the house. 🤣
Shes probably like yes protect our parks, hes gna be gone til 3am then pass out immediately upon getting home.
$$$
Some of yall have been watching this since it dropped ( 3 hours ago ) and it’s still not over 😭😭😂😂😂 respect
Just started two hours ago. I blame natural ice. America fuck yea.
This is shrek 1 & 2
Who else is stoked for the Tucker + KT episode to come out in a couple weeks
I'm still waitinggggg
If I had a chance to drink with Rogan…I’d sprint in the other direction
Shane: I like how it says, "Farts, Queef"?
Mark: That bit Kills!
Shane’s impression of Tony Hinchcliff was “unbelievable” 😂😂😂
time stamp?
@@forbin11854:01:14 good sir
Time stamp?
4:01:14 good sirs
The boys all singing America, Fuck Yeah! Is amazing.
Mark telling Ari they should get a waterpark or something in Germany had me dying. "You guys should at least get a waterpark or something" 😂😂😂
Holy shit I didn’t pick that up till I just read your comment lol. I wasn’t watching and didn’t know he was talking to Ari 🤣 I thought he was talking about the Comanche still which is why I didn’t laugh lol
Killed me! I could not breathe and the fact that everyone just passed over that one like a land mine…
Lmfaooo
Getting arrested in Scotland for stand up should be a hate crime in itself
They should look into getting a 1A
Not very pious
I guess he did Nazi that coming..
We're a shitebag nation, I apologize on behalf of us😭😭😭
Im Scottish. We have quite literally zero free speech. You can get in trouble even at your dinner table. If theres any yanks that would take me in hmu.
"It worked out" !! Haha the best answer and the truth!
Marks one liners are the best part of these and it’s not close😭😭
My absolute favourite thing about Protect Our Parks will always be Joe bullishly pushing through the attempts at jokes from Ari, Mark & Shane to keep lecturing the audience on something they've already heard him talk about on 100 other podcasts
Yes it gets kinda annoying, the rest just wants to have fun and Joe goes off on something super boring nobody cares about
Oi mate innit lovely
@@Samsok013idk man, never getting boring from Joe
Yeah but have you ever heard about Tom O’Neil? He used to be Greg’s neighbor
I take the opposite side. They're off the chain, no order talking over one another, Joe's having to try to regulate.
Mark and Shane could be a new age blues brothers
Lol I like that
Honestly that would be amazing.
😎 Genius 😎
That’s actually a great idea.
I would illegally stream that for sure
“Who else is gonna stop them except a hero with a hammer” is hilarious 😭😭
4:36:55 Shane gillis layed out the funniest part of this entire podcast. I laughed so much here 😂 😂😂
I was getting worried the parks weren’t adequately protected so this is nice to see.
My parents said if I hit 10k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging ..!.
Zero parks have been protected and I am here for it. 😂
@@Steve-ev6vx11th time the charm
If only guys like you would have questioned Narrative on Cosby OJ and Jackson the deep state wouldn't feel so comfortable flate illegally stealing an election
@@Tiger10002Your making gaming content. You don’t need a pro camera 😂
i love how Mark Normand kept throwing silly jokes and nobody appreciated it 😂
I love him. He’s on 24/7 when it comes to jokes. I really appreciate that kinda mind
Comedy!
We do.
It’s like when you have a little brother that always does those jokes, they roll off you after some time but sometimes he gets them to laugh 😂
first time listening to POP? Happens every episode i love it
Having Jim Carrey would be the best JRE episode ever.
❤Protect our parks is my favorite! I got Spotify just to listen to Rogan when he left UA-cam.
I agree with Ari. We should ditch social media. It just melts your mind. Getting emotional about stuff that doesn't effect you or is something you can't do anything for. Life is outside of your phone
I agree!
-written from my IPhone on a social media platform
i deleted all mine but yt for podcasts. and help in vide games help, and it’s 10/10
I use UA-cam to listen to music and podcast.... I noticed when I'm on Facebook or Instagram or tiktok that I'm just mindlessly scrolling and once I stopped I was getting shit done and excelling. And look at me responding lmao this is exactly why I don't like social media. Not a video server with comments attached. Jesus lol
Ari isn't dumb
@@jakel.1724i’ve said for awhile youtube is the best social media app … sure the comments can be toxic at times but at least youtube has real content
5 hour podcast LETS GOOOOOOOO
🗣️🗣️🗣️
We’ll go to the looney bin together
No audio though no?
Real A$$ Dudes
fuck! just when it is bedtime for me.
Mark Normand is my spirit animal😂😂
poor Mark starts to crash after 3 hours. Gooms had him redlining his quip engine. He had me cracking up for so long
When Shane starts quoting Forest Gump word for word I passed out lmaoo!