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  • Опубліковано 19 бер 2024
  • Shane is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Beautiful Dogs," on Netflix.
    www.shanemgillis.com
    Mark is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts," on Netflix.
    www.marknormandcomedy.com
    Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via UA-cam.
    www.arishaffir.com

КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
    @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft Місяць тому +4393

    “Who’s the most underrated fighter, Ari?”
    Mark: “Chris Brown”

    • @anonqwerty7845
      @anonqwerty7845 Місяць тому +34

      😂

    • @beardgxd
      @beardgxd Місяць тому +17

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @joeswanson401
      @joeswanson401 Місяць тому +38

      That is so weird because I read this comment right as they were saying it and that is hilarious 😂

    • @tommyboy8025
      @tommyboy8025 Місяць тому +25

      lol that was a good one 😂 made me fart my pants so hard 😩

    • @jimschlat
      @jimschlat Місяць тому +22

      i was working at a restaurant i made an enemy out of this gay server when i said "rhianons biggest hit came from chris brown." thank god that was 15 years ago even in a restaraunt i might get in trouble for that nowadays

  • @TheCanuckdian
    @TheCanuckdian Місяць тому +4713

    Shane telling Ari he could be the next Anthony Bordain, and Mark instantly responds "Exactly, you could kill yourself!" LMFAO No one else heard him and no one laughed. Normand is the king of quick zingers!

    • @braelutas
      @braelutas Місяць тому +31

      You think Bourdain offed himself? The future gonna be hard for you

    • @jjlanotte
      @jjlanotte Місяць тому +254

      @@braelutas chill woman, its just a joke

    • @mrbigghoss69
      @mrbigghoss69 Місяць тому

      get your bitch in line brother@@jjlanotte

    • @wyp8098
      @wyp8098 Місяць тому +107

      The PRESENT must be difficult for you, if you think he Didn't kill himself.​@@braelutas

    • @jimschlat
      @jimschlat Місяць тому +16

      @@braelutasjust a joke. but yea he was definitely killed though

  • @samoke4527
    @samoke4527 Місяць тому +125

    Normand's out of pocket comments are the truest form of pure comedy. He's unbelievably offensive to any and everyone but the way he makes it hilarious every time is insane and he's just riffing from the dome.

    • @m0rtred
      @m0rtred Місяць тому +1

      that's the quickest of ways possible to get a decent amount of people to start hating you.. Because you can't buy or sell respect but you can lose it all with a snap of finger

    • @samoke4527
      @samoke4527 25 днів тому +5

      @@m0rtred Personally I respect people much more that do that. They aren't scared of the potential hate and it doesn't allow them to change how they are

    • @1234567895182
      @1234567895182 12 днів тому

      ​@@m0rtredI'm sure people who get offended by Mark and people like Mark would probably not get along anyways.
      Just be you and make the friends you make. You don't need to please everyone. Clearly Mark is having a good time and has awesome friends. Who cares if some losers hate him?

    • @YourMomsHouse777
      @YourMomsHouse777 8 днів тому

      Ah, the power of Autism

  • @zachujyausting336
    @zachujyausting336 Місяць тому +200

    "I believe she was an alien"
    Mark: "Illegal?"

    • @michaelbuchanan277
      @michaelbuchanan277 14 днів тому +2

      Right as I was reading this comment mark said it 😂😂

  • @JackieH603
    @JackieH603 Місяць тому +1366

    Shane getting more comfortable taking direct shots at Joe to his face is amazing and goddammit I'm here for it 👑

  • @reapingways4722
    @reapingways4722 Місяць тому +2253

    Prime example of the four stages of a man's hair.

    • @ryanthizz
      @ryanthizz Місяць тому +38

      Lmao for real 4:47:34

    • @MattyMacNJ
      @MattyMacNJ Місяць тому +72

      This is one of the best comments I've ever seen. It's dead on and I would've never noticed that. Thank you, I will think about this on every future episode

    • @aydenbrown9027
      @aydenbrown9027 Місяць тому +7

      this is so funny

    • @renehernandez1153
      @renehernandez1153 Місяць тому +8

      Underrated comment

    • @Craig_Doll
      @Craig_Doll Місяць тому +8

      Congratulations sir on an actually unique and funny comment 👍

  • @cooper5481
    @cooper5481 Місяць тому +68

    2:50:45 "You read a kickboxers book!?" Shane is fucking brilliant!😂😂😂

  • @Sphynxxx719
    @Sphynxxx719 Місяць тому +187

    The best part about JRE being back on YT. Not having ads forced on you, when you pay for premium. Like spotify does.

    • @TheoGarza
      @TheoGarza Місяць тому +8

      Hell yeah. Hated those 3rd party ad reads. Joe “I never put ads in the middle of my podcast” Rogan 🤦‍♂️

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher Місяць тому +26

      The worst part...having the music edited out due to copyright. I'd rather have the commercials.

    • @ghost9031
      @ghost9031 Місяць тому +11

      I'd take those ads any day over not being able to play the America, Fuck yeah song while chugging beers.

    • @Snotface106
      @Snotface106 Місяць тому +5

      It's so easy to skip the ads on Spotify. I would rather have the music. Although I will say having them sing it the entire episode was pretty fucking funny. Because it just got worse as they went on

    • @rhumandlove393
      @rhumandlove393 Місяць тому +7

      Having music and stuff as part of the entertainment was cool. But the app itself is just so horrible. I don't know how many times halfway through it would just cut to another Podcast that I don't listen to...

  • @dylang6657
    @dylang6657 Місяць тому +1134

    Jesus Mark Normand has slowly became my FAVORITE comedian/podcast guest. The guy is so quick on his feet, and it's even funnier when nobody hears him lmao.

    • @dingo8226
      @dingo8226 Місяць тому +19

      Hes the best.

    • @2k9kidz54
      @2k9kidz54 Місяць тому +88

      "You know what are great, possums. O'possums"
      Mark: "yeah they're Irish"
      😂😂

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Місяць тому +46

      Hes like the funny friend who people repeat what they say but louder

    • @notsure1135
      @notsure1135 Місяць тому +1

      Best gig I have seen.

    • @zachscott4867
      @zachscott4867 Місяць тому +18

      “You guys should maybe get like a water park in Germany”
      Totally under the radar.

  • @hdpostpro
    @hdpostpro Місяць тому +442

    I hope Mark reads the comments so he knows we all caught his ignored one liners lol

    • @fernandotx2895
      @fernandotx2895 Місяць тому

      The “I got molested at []” got me 😂😂😂

    • @Alexxxxx19
      @Alexxxxx19 26 днів тому +3

      They get the one liners but they are his friends, they hear those one liners all the time. Joe has even mentioned it several times. He cant help himself.

    • @ILikeSynthMusicALot
      @ILikeSynthMusicALot 24 дні тому +2

      The shit about young Tom Hardy having some "DSLs" had me rolling

  • @kolbybasilemusic443
    @kolbybasilemusic443 Місяць тому +139

    Mark is holding on for dear life the last 15 minutes😂😂

    • @leon71wtf63
      @leon71wtf63 Місяць тому +6

      Fr he was concentrating on not vomiting soo hard lol

    • @zen_nabu
      @zen_nabu Місяць тому +2

      I got second hand dizziness and bubble guts 😂

    • @trickmytrailer
      @trickmytrailer Місяць тому +7

      You can tell he genuinely doesn’t feel good but he’s a trooper lol

    • @m2burles1
      @m2burles1 Місяць тому +3

      Someone else would be on camera and you could hear him hiccup in the background😂😂

    • @Nerflover10097
      @Nerflover10097 Місяць тому +1

      He said on Tuesdays with Stories he blacked out during the last hour, puked 4 times and fell asleep in 2 different places at the mothership he’s a soldier.

  • @bandatv5245
    @bandatv5245 Місяць тому +12

    Hey Joe, this podcast has changed my life and work ethic. If it wasn’t for something so funny to listen to, I wouldn’t be entertained while working 12+ hour days. Thank you so much 🔥

  • @anonymousinternetuser7519
    @anonymousinternetuser7519 Місяць тому +1029

    Sober October is dead. This is the only Rogan group pod we need.

    • @roastarena
      @roastarena Місяць тому +175

      Bert read this 100%

    • @MichiganJFrog.
      @MichiganJFrog. Місяць тому

      Tom segura and Bert kreisher are both unfunny weirdos have no idea how they have an audience

    • @Joe-db3zl
      @Joe-db3zl Місяць тому +65

      Agreed. Just do Sober October with this group instead

    • @neechie3o6
      @neechie3o6 Місяць тому +100

      Bert ruins everything.

    • @neechie3o6
      @neechie3o6 Місяць тому +65

      Bert ruins everything.

  • @frankiebruschetta6298
    @frankiebruschetta6298 Місяць тому +3594

    Not even 45 seconds in,
    Mark Normand:
    “German Shepherd.”

    • @sydneyrussell3056
      @sydneyrussell3056 Місяць тому +289

      And Joe not really getting it and replying with a serious fact 😂

    • @killekillekille1
      @killekillekille1 Місяць тому +104

      Hahahaha right, cant wait for his puns, he sneaks them in like 20 times per podcast, and noone catches them :d

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 Місяць тому +42

      ​@sydneyrussell3056 but that's also funny, imagine if everyone laughed at all Normand's one liners and puns, it'd be cringe af.

    • @kathleenp3135
      @kathleenp3135 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂great start

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux Місяць тому +46

      And Joe, as expected: "Noo! Noo dude, it was a pug! 😢" .....🙄🙄🙏

  • @yesssssssir55555
    @yesssssssir55555 Місяць тому +25

    Holy shit they started joking so Boldly toward the end lmaoooo

  • @seanparsons7795
    @seanparsons7795 Місяць тому +42

    Shane asking Jamie why he doesn’t come to his house anymore is so wholesome!

  • @mikedeuceview211
    @mikedeuceview211 Місяць тому +448

    Joe: "i need to bring you that meat thermometer."
    Mark : "That's gay code" 😂

    • @raggedlionpress2024
      @raggedlionpress2024 Місяць тому +5

      genius

    • @Bigtaz777
      @Bigtaz777 Місяць тому

      Keep this in mind. All these guys are over 40 years old. Sad

    • @makoto3212
      @makoto3212 Місяць тому +2

      @@m0rtreda little tism

    • @MandrakeDCR
      @MandrakeDCR 28 днів тому +8

      @@Bigtaz777 Oh yeah, it's so sad to see a bunch of dudes having a good time and making a living while doing it. Man, I'd hate to see more people doing something like that. wtf?

    • @joshpd8090
      @joshpd8090 26 днів тому +3

      @@Bigtaz777your boxings going no where. Sad

  • @sharveshjoshi
    @sharveshjoshi Місяць тому +366

    Jamie cutting to empty chairs is always funny.

  • @duncg8123
    @duncg8123 Місяць тому +34

    Who else has been out of the loop since the Spotify exclusive… now it’s back, glad to see he’s still banging on about Ergot 😂

  • @justinweaver5020
    @justinweaver5020 Місяць тому +25

    I swear Joe wants to shoot the room up when he’s talking and no one shuts tf up!! 😂😂😂

    • @John_Red_Corn
      @John_Red_Corn Місяць тому

      “Guys guys. This is why we have headphones. I can’t hear Jamie.” 😂

  • @bjsadeghi
    @bjsadeghi Місяць тому +1513

    Shane calling Joe out for reading a kickboxer’s book was hilarious 😂

    • @jamesjasper2642
      @jamesjasper2642 Місяць тому +1

      Sq

    • @RandysDirtyBurger
      @RandysDirtyBurger Місяць тому

      @@jamesjasper2642go away

    • @tommyboy8025
      @tommyboy8025 Місяць тому +28

      Let’s go ahead and get you oiled up, my friend

    • @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft
      @Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft Місяць тому

      He turned bright red like he was kind of scared of making fun of Saint Rogies. Then he fucking doubled down by saying he would have been the “dumbest motherfucker of all time” lol

    • @jamesmorgan511
      @jamesmorgan511 Місяць тому +7

      Agree. I also have read several books or magazines and found skills. There is something about visualization when you read about sport technique that helps but that was a great option before the internet and UA-cam. Now you can find video showing you the technique but I definitely used books and Slam magazine (for basketball) to learn. I still thought it was funny how he called it out saying “if this didn’t work out”

  • @manfromSLC
    @manfromSLC Місяць тому +497

    Joe Rogan trying to have a serious conversation with a room full of smart asses 😂😂😂😂

    • @pushin8080
      @pushin8080 Місяць тому +7

      Never fails 😂😂😂

    • @figgleston
      @figgleston Місяць тому +16

      Every Joe conversation is just a slippery slope. Also "imagine ____. Wouldn't that be crazy 😧😧😧"

    • @aljazeri
      @aljazeri Місяць тому +7

      The last thing joe is trying to do here is have a serious converstation

    • @nordics834
      @nordics834 Місяць тому

      nonsense, Joe the kind of guy who will never publicly know who really kileld JFK while the rest of the internet knows, even Ye knew, everyone knows by now...

    • @closequarters4575
      @closequarters4575 Місяць тому +9

      Joe is actually great at keeping the show on track, he always has topics to talk about. Sometimes he has to be the serious one so the others can riff. Some of these other shows where you give 4 comedians a mic, it’s just chaos and people trying to get in zingers.

  • @georgewkush6090
    @georgewkush6090 Місяць тому +9

    The last hour of this podcast devolved into them literally just making noises i love this show lol

  • @caleb9855
    @caleb9855 Місяць тому +7

    "Game of Clones" lmao Mark kills me every time

  • @adip1109
    @adip1109 Місяць тому +870

    Joe spends so much time trying to get Shane to speak like Connor and he immediately cuts him off when he’s ready. Lol. Classic.

    • @magsonmagsonmags
      @magsonmagsonmags Місяць тому

      k...,./';y--.,s loser

    • @garyablett9284
      @garyablett9284 Місяць тому +35

      joes good at cutting off and being annoying

    • @maxwellfalcon1578
      @maxwellfalcon1578 Місяць тому +12

      Loves the sound of his own voice

    • @butcherbaker4258
      @butcherbaker4258 Місяць тому

      Crybaby snowflakes. Why are you here? It's his show if ya don't like it go back to CNN and your local pro Biden rally.

    • @nash06
      @nash06 Місяць тому +69

      Loves the sound of his own voice 😂 he’s an excellent conversationalist that’s why he has the most popular show in the world. He’s drinking here and having fun, give him a break.

  • @maxkazakov589
    @maxkazakov589 Місяць тому +367

    3:24:20 ….. “who’s the most underrated fighter Ari?” … “Chris brown” - Normand always coming in with the bangers that go unnoticed ! 🤣🤣💀

    • @shakir4969
      @shakir4969 Місяць тому +8

      how did that even go unnoticed in the first place lmao

    • @jsteezy80
      @jsteezy80 Місяць тому +2

      Glad someone else heard that. For a split second when he said Chris my mind went to Chris Rock cuz of the Will Smith stuff but when he said Chris Brown I laughed so hard

    • @amanda526
      @amanda526 Місяць тому +1

      definitely a highlight

    • @gahdzuwkz6647
      @gahdzuwkz6647 Місяць тому

      Eh it just wasn’t that funny, think everyone heard it it was silent when he said it 🤷🏽‍♂️ he just spits out constant nonsense and once in a while he lands a couple

    • @AndrewV1023
      @AndrewV1023 Місяць тому

      Beautiful timing

  • @Dead_Ceausescu
    @Dead_Ceausescu Місяць тому +9

    No need for other guests. Just make this the format.

  • @jerichomartin3780
    @jerichomartin3780 Місяць тому +4

    Absolutely legendary podcast. One of those I'll look back at with great pleasure, this is peak Bros being Bros

  • @pablohidalgo4815
    @pablohidalgo4815 Місяць тому +821

    Jamie yelling "I don't know, I'm not a lawyer" really got me 😂😂

    • @yvngmanj
      @yvngmanj Місяць тому +65

      facts lmfaooo and when shane was like "why dont you come to my house anymore" "fuckin, come hang out with me" lmfaooo

    • @tpjmadrigal12
      @tpjmadrigal12 Місяць тому +72

      When you are sober with 4 drunk comedians for 5 hours.

    • @kevooooo
      @kevooooo Місяць тому +13

      Timestamp would be nice...

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Місяць тому

      It makes me laugh whenever I hear Joe say Europeans “brought diseases” to America. Did they bottle up these magical diseases and keep them in their suitcases? Did they roll up dirty socks and stuff them in their bags aboard the ship and unleash flying contaminated socks on native Americans? Did they stuff diseases in their pockets and throw them at the people they were invading?!! How did the people on the ship not die from these dreadful Pox?? Haha, yeah, sounds silly, but think a bit deeper about what you are told to believe with a rational mind, not brainwashed dogma that you were force fed since infancy. People don’t get sick from magical flying Boogey germs, floating around trying to infect victims. People DEVELOP the “illness” following the resolution of the upsetting event that caused it. Skin conditions like Small Pox are result of being viciously and suddenly attacked by an aggressive fighting force. They develop Small Pox, just like they DEVELOP cancer. If you can’t “catch” cancer, you can’t “catch” anything else. The Germ Theory has been fraud for 110 years. Repeating it over and over does not make it true. It just means you’re in a Cult.

    • @rubenchicasjr2518
      @rubenchicasjr2518 Місяць тому +6

      Some of these producers have the patience of a saint . Joe Rogan woulda got me to wig out a couple times with his old WOP brain

  • @danielmartynowicz9723
    @danielmartynowicz9723 Місяць тому +2447

    Anybody else here after this got yanked off Spotify?

    • @alexkashar1022
      @alexkashar1022 Місяць тому +248

      Ya probably all that Nancy pelosi talk 😅

    • @crustyburt7825
      @crustyburt7825 Місяць тому +273

      Yeah dude I was over an hour in and it got removed

    • @tysonralston1713
      @tysonralston1713 Місяць тому +186

      Why did it get pulled off Spotify? I was listening to it and it just disappeared.

    • @josephkeers2895
      @josephkeers2895 Місяць тому +88

      I thought I was the only one 😭🙏

    • @kylelay6858
      @kylelay6858 Місяць тому +51

      Why was it pulled?

  • @jakegroft7791
    @jakegroft7791 Місяць тому +14

    CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS GROUP AND A 5 HOUR POD ONCE A MONTH PLEASEEEE JOE. THE BEST GENTS AT THIS TABLE ALONG WITH THE BEST CHAT I NEED MORE.

  • @juliogarza8239
    @juliogarza8239 23 дні тому +3

    Love how shane takes up for danny sodies💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

  • @anthonyhewitt9397
    @anthonyhewitt9397 Місяць тому +1273

    5 hours of protect our parks? I don't deserve this.

    • @leeklip
      @leeklip Місяць тому +48

      I literally made the oh face and went "no fucking way!" Just now as I saw it was 5 hours lol.

    • @FRoZe_NSHocK
      @FRoZe_NSHocK Місяць тому +36

      It’s off Spotify just got removed while I was listening 🤷🏼

    • @tomhanks341
      @tomhanks341 Місяць тому +9

      Gay

    • @amitraam1270
      @amitraam1270 Місяць тому +3

      @@FRoZe_NSHocKwhy? or did they decide up upload an edited ver?

    • @FRoZe_NSHocK
      @FRoZe_NSHocK Місяць тому +7

      @@amitraam1270 idk that’s why I came to UA-cam to see if it got pulled here also

  • @user-bo4pt4fx6z
    @user-bo4pt4fx6z Місяць тому +516

    No matter how many times Mark misses he won’t stop swinging 💯 💯💯

    • @jasonolinger7585
      @jasonolinger7585 Місяць тому +14

      Yep being successful and comedy is no different than business. The ones that keep pushing are the ones that becomes successful in the end despite failure.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Місяць тому +52

      He’s hitting with people outside the room

    • @GG-wg1yh
      @GG-wg1yh Місяць тому +10

      Dude needs to stop

    • @ivanchato371
      @ivanchato371 Місяць тому +9

      He sucks so bad lmao

    • @ivanchato371
      @ivanchato371 Місяць тому

      @@jasonolinger7585nah dude is trash and not funny his jokes received crickets in fact even crickets don’t chirp at his lame jokes

  • @taniaa8690
    @taniaa8690 Місяць тому +3

    ❤Protect our parks is my favorite! I got Spotify just to listen to Rogan when he left UA-cam.

  • @usa567hjfth7
    @usa567hjfth7 Місяць тому +5

    The bit were joe and the guys make a impression of the Kennedy bros and Marilyn has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @66Samus
    @66Samus Місяць тому +283

    Holy crap, thank you for playing my Team America cover at 4:40:14 hahahaha!!! so fuckin cool

    • @jrudloffmedia5264
      @jrudloffmedia5264 Місяць тому +7

      What en epic crossover of my two favorite channels 😂🤘🏻🎶

    • @matthewperry788
      @matthewperry788 Місяць тому

      66! Fancy seeing you here! SEX!

    • @Sarumanis
      @Sarumanis Місяць тому

      I lost my marbles when I heard it!!

    • @dee-taylor
      @dee-taylor Місяць тому

      It was sex

    • @Arronc42
      @Arronc42 Місяць тому

      It's samus the boiiiii love ya bro

  • @ASTRONADZ
    @ASTRONADZ Місяць тому +128

    Ari started sweating when they started grilling him on the tunnels 😂😂😂

    • @heylookashiny
      @heylookashiny Місяць тому +16

      BRO WAS SO NERVOUS LMAO

    • @user-iv1in2bd2w
      @user-iv1in2bd2w Місяць тому +4

      Just got to that part and am dying laughing

    • @user-vf6km4sf2r
      @user-vf6km4sf2r 14 днів тому

      Makes you wonder why he was defending child touchers

  • @davidgoodwin7989
    @davidgoodwin7989 14 днів тому +1

    This Is the best pod I've listened to in a long time. Bros bein bros. Effing great job fellas. You're all great comedians and joe You're a great Podcaster

  • @shystermyster87
    @shystermyster87 29 днів тому +2

    Joe-"I can't watch a dude get hit with a hammer I can't watch it"
    Also joe- "let's watch the jfk assassination on repeat"😂

  • @GKD_333
    @GKD_333 Місяць тому +16352

    I'll do a push-up for every like this comment gets

  • @manilaroyale
    @manilaroyale Місяць тому +310

    More split screen time, especially on late stages of the podcast where they are high and drunk. Captures and shows everyone's reactions, makes the show more immersive than it already is. Kudos to Jamie btw, you're killing it.

    • @user-wy8el6vt9i
      @user-wy8el6vt9i Місяць тому +9

      S/O to young Jamie!

    • @GLockandGas
      @GLockandGas Місяць тому +2

      Stop commenting like joe is your bud 😂

    • @KINGkumalot
      @KINGkumalot Місяць тому +1

      Not being able to watch the UA-cam vids with em sucks :(

    • @manilaroyale
      @manilaroyale Місяць тому +1

      @@GLockandGas i met the guy. You're just a fanboy, fanboy.

    • @youuuuuuuuuuu
      @youuuuuuuuuuu Місяць тому

      I’ve been saying this for years

  • @xecidex
    @xecidex Місяць тому +3

    Nothing beats youtube JRE and also 5 hours of Protect our Parks? Yes please

  • @user-dl6wm5hz7f
    @user-dl6wm5hz7f Місяць тому +6

    Shane in the middle of Joe's cobalt mine speech, "yeah butTrumps mean sometimes" omfgggg🤣🤣🤣 I am dying. This whole ep is perfect!!!

  • @AeonLux_
    @AeonLux_ Місяць тому +392

    "May I have another Bud Light please... responsibly" 😂

    • @jessetrills
      @jessetrills Місяць тому +6

      tell me its not a paid AD

    • @waynelsexton3488
      @waynelsexton3488 Місяць тому +23

      Bud light is the beer I always buy my boyfriend before he takes me from the rear

    • @henrytears481
      @henrytears481 Місяць тому

      Yeah, they sponsored this pod, but so what

    • @Live-.
      @Live-. Місяць тому

      🇲🇽sinaloa cartel 🇲🇽 are the Elites i know because someone from the cartel cloned my family and gave me schizophrenia the elites mess with lower lvl humans thru schizophrenia for there entertainment they do it with advanced technology that no ones knows about they also scare people by playing as a ghost there technology can teleport clones , teleport items ,weather control ,make dreams ,fix anypart of your body ,add ideas to ur brain, no aging , and help people believe in religion and you respawn when you die

    • @sdhjsjana72js
      @sdhjsjana72js Місяць тому +6

      @@waynelsexton3488 a man’s drink then. only tops and alphas allowed to consume

  • @thenelsonfamily6484
    @thenelsonfamily6484 Місяць тому +208

    Shane is so consistent with pushing his friends and respected comedians that it makes the dawgs so proud.

  • @michaelvilimek2914
    @michaelvilimek2914 Місяць тому +17

    Protect Our Parks should be a Spotify exclusive so the boys can jam!!

  • @aurelipltd3007
    @aurelipltd3007 3 дні тому

    Having Jim Carrey would be the best JRE episode ever.

  • @soimmaterial2875
    @soimmaterial2875 Місяць тому +418

    My absolute favourite thing about Protect Our Parks will always be Joe bullishly pushing through the attempts at jokes from Ari, Mark & Shane to keep lecturing the audience on something they've already heard him talk about on 100 other podcasts

    • @Samsok013
      @Samsok013 Місяць тому +53

      Yes it gets kinda annoying, the rest just wants to have fun and Joe goes off on something super boring nobody cares about

    • @BigShaneGillis
      @BigShaneGillis Місяць тому +8

      Oi mate innit lovely

    • @AdventureSeeker88
      @AdventureSeeker88 Місяць тому +13

      @@Samsok013idk man, never getting boring from Joe

    • @johnny43125
      @johnny43125 Місяць тому +15

      Yeah but have you ever heard about Tom O’Neil? He used to be Greg’s neighbor

    • @tannercurley6713
      @tannercurley6713 Місяць тому +38

      I take the opposite side. They're off the chain, no order talking over one another, Joe's having to try to regulate.

  • @betterchapter
    @betterchapter Місяць тому +450

    Jamie skating on thin ice fact checking Rogies favorite ergot story.
    Shane caught it immediately😂

    • @stylo8845
      @stylo8845 Місяць тому +21

      Jamie is great technically, personality wise he is a little nasty. Spoiled. If you had to live in your car like Nick Davis, you'd be humble and then be able to see a different POV. Still love you and could beat you in golf

    • @tommyboy8025
      @tommyboy8025 Місяць тому +17

      @@stylo8845I think so, too! He does a great job at his job!
      Now, let’s get you oiled up, buster

    • @aloaloings5596
      @aloaloings5596 Місяць тому

      They were right, Jamie has been a moody bitch the last few weeks of pods

    • @Jecheky
      @Jecheky Місяць тому +32

      Joe really does not like being wrong😂

    • @kozmikhero6749
      @kozmikhero6749 Місяць тому +16

      The hell are these replies to this comment? My god

  • @BigD863
    @BigD863 Місяць тому +1

    Best fucking podcast to date! I love watching you chill with your boys and drink and chat like us normal folks! Keep rocking on!

  • @Grobste520
    @Grobste520 Місяць тому +5

    Normand " Ridiculous enterprise worst starship ever" 😂😂😂😅❤

  • @ballinphillcollins
    @ballinphillcollins Місяць тому +274

    Shane hitting “bussy” on JRE and following it up with battle bots was top notch

    • @jt-db3tb
      @jt-db3tb Місяць тому +11

      The wedge!

    • @zane2065
      @zane2065 Місяць тому +2

      That shit killed me 😂

    • @Fstate
      @Fstate Місяць тому

      Sure beats Rogan spreading debunked right wing propaganda

    • @spongerobroundshoes2736
      @spongerobroundshoes2736 Місяць тому +2

      Battle bots had me doubled over

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Місяць тому

      WAS IT?! Wtf happened to men…kindly go brush your teeth with a 12 gauge…

  • @buglemethis5904
    @buglemethis5904 Місяць тому +342

    Thank you god they didn't ask Bert Kreischer to be part of this 🙏🏼

    • @BB-ud6gf
      @BB-ud6gf Місяць тому +21

      I’m taking Bert over Ari.
      Fight me.

    • @pluto9403
      @pluto9403 Місяць тому +19

      @@BB-ud6gfari is a weirdo

    • @Scuba1Steve
      @Scuba1Steve Місяць тому

      ​@@BB-ud6gfbert can't stfu and turns every conversation about himself dudes annoying.

    • @nsramen3624
      @nsramen3624 Місяць тому +84

      @@BB-ud6gfimagine all the punch lines Bert would step on and 5 hours of that fake laugh scream

    • @no0kieNRW
      @no0kieNRW Місяць тому +3

      amen

  • @harveysavin2780
    @harveysavin2780 Місяць тому +4

    Joe saying about Don Lemon not being good at what he does is a breath of fresh air🤣

  • @johndamper2934
    @johndamper2934 5 днів тому

    Love that this lasted 5 hour's haha love using these to fall asleep to

  • @alancotter4825
    @alancotter4825 Місяць тому +466

    The longer this series goes on the more obvious it is that Shane is the smartest

    • @Eli_B3000
      @Eli_B3000 Місяць тому +105

      The history pods with Louis CK about the Presidents is incredible

    • @cadegcn
      @cadegcn Місяць тому +10

      He’s not, but keep trying

    • @tym5483
      @tym5483 Місяць тому +120

      ​​@@cadegcn The sassy podcast police are here, RUN!

    • @user-kg9ve5hf7w
      @user-kg9ve5hf7w Місяць тому +46

      @@cadegcnhe’s right why such a sassy young man for hmm?

    • @KToll5784
      @KToll5784 Місяць тому +14

      Normand actually

  • @adamsmith-wi3qg
    @adamsmith-wi3qg Місяць тому +409

    Gillis giving Soder top tier props was awesome. Soder is the man.

    • @24-7-ElectricalServices
      @24-7-ElectricalServices Місяць тому +17

      I totally agree. Soder, bargatze, shane, and mark are the best doing it right now

    • @pistasjkis
      @pistasjkis Місяць тому +9

      Top 20 underrated for sure

    • @RonBurgundy412
      @RonBurgundy412 Місяць тому +7

      Shane is a humble lad, he often talks about Soder pop taking him under his wing when he was first coming up. Gotta love both of them 🍻

    • @bombkita
      @bombkita Місяць тому

      bro tried to slip nate in there LOL@@24-7-ElectricalServices

    • @Yugemos
      @Yugemos Місяць тому +14

      @@RonBurgundy412It's pretty impressive really, to be a war hero, a college athlete, an SNL host, and all of that accomplished while being disabled, and yet the man is still humble.

  • @StormyWeather93
    @StormyWeather93 Місяць тому +11

    I love the William Montgomery shout out. Ive been ride or die for him since his 1st Kill Tony appearance. Hes only gotten better since.

    • @ctrlartdel
      @ctrlartdel 28 днів тому +2

      Best comedian ever born!

  • @inscrutable67
    @inscrutable67 24 дні тому +1

    "I voted for Biden last time.
    Whaaaaat? Thats so gay."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @theOldApple556
      @theOldApple556 23 дні тому

      Yea it’s pretty homosexual to vote for that POS

  • @BeanTownLos617
    @BeanTownLos617 Місяць тому +222

    Some of yall have been watching this since it dropped ( 3 hours ago ) and it’s still not over 😭😭😂😂😂 respect

    • @15jimmyicious
      @15jimmyicious Місяць тому +5

      Just started two hours ago. I blame natural ice. America fuck yea.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Місяць тому +3

      This is shrek 1 & 2

  • @suolevramarvelous
    @suolevramarvelous Місяць тому +411

    Mark Normand: "Pull it up!" Gets me everytime.

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Місяць тому +4

    On a recent pod with Mark, he said he was actually annoyed with Shane for making him drink so much which makes this even funnier now lol.

    • @corym1454
      @corym1454 Місяць тому

      I keep thinking the same each time they pass him a beer

  • @Tom-V
    @Tom-V Місяць тому +5

    "Ever go on NetenYahoo, AskJews"
    Lol

  • @Fisherdec
    @Fisherdec Місяць тому +547

    "Ari, you're being obnoxious and annoying. Free Palestine" 😂

    • @manucr9183
      @manucr9183 Місяць тому +5

      But do you dumdum hummus?

    • @DoubleDash28
      @DoubleDash28 Місяць тому +42

      I haven’t watched that part yet but I’m going to guess it was said by shane lol

    • @AndrewV1023
      @AndrewV1023 Місяць тому +20

      Ari got so bothered during the genocide talk 😂

    • @zachgrabow9541
      @zachgrabow9541 Місяць тому +11

      He was tho, why so hostile, when he's always mr. edgelord?

    • @mobmob145
      @mobmob145 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@zachgrabow9541
      His political opinions, Ethnicity and ideology cannot be masked by his edgy jokes

  • @thehoff1014
    @thehoff1014 Місяць тому +540

    5 hour podcast LETS GOOOOOOOO

  • @samthullesen9698
    @samthullesen9698 Місяць тому +2

    Who else is stoked for the Tucker + KT episode to come out in a couple weeks

    • @corym1454
      @corym1454 Місяць тому

      I'm still waitinggggg

  • @Lencar
    @Lencar 19 днів тому +1

    Big Shane will restore balance to the universe

  • @lancesneddon5468
    @lancesneddon5468 Місяць тому +112

    I wonder if joes wife is like, “dear god, not protect your parks again.” 🤣

    • @melkam647
      @melkam647 Місяць тому +6

      Lol, I'd be shocked if she watched a single minute of them.

    • @lancesneddon5468
      @lancesneddon5468 Місяць тому +17

      @@melkam647 I’m thinking more of the aftermath as he’s stumbling into the house. 🤣

    • @mikebearup4379
      @mikebearup4379 Місяць тому +2

      Shes probably like yes protect our parks, hes gna be gone til 3am then pass out immediately upon getting home.

    • @RudeSaiyan
      @RudeSaiyan Місяць тому

      $$$

  • @dr.scottadams296
    @dr.scottadams296 Місяць тому +546

    That Paul Pelosi story sounds like the ending to a game of Clue. "It was the gay guy with a hammer in the library"

    • @jakespeed43
      @jakespeed43 Місяць тому +24

      fuck I had Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the Candle stick

    • @kingdavid5932
      @kingdavid5932 Місяць тому +17

      They definitely knew each other

    • @doctorgonzo5358
      @doctorgonzo5358 Місяць тому +7

      Haha thats pretty good. Well done 👏

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope Місяць тому

      scott was right

    • @BluntforceJ
      @BluntforceJ Місяць тому +3

      @@kingdavid5932 Speaking from experience?

  • @user-kg9ve5hf7w
    @user-kg9ve5hf7w Місяць тому +2

    Joe prolly feels like the most important guy in the world when he gets drunk lmao

  • @dmaiyo5927
    @dmaiyo5927 Місяць тому +1

    Mark Normand is my spirit animal😂😂

  • @GlocksNxds
    @GlocksNxds Місяць тому +220

    Bro hour 4 is chaos 😂😂😂 I love it! When Shane said “I cant believe people think were dumb” I died!!!!!!

    • @MrMeowTheSecond
      @MrMeowTheSecond Місяць тому +4

      At 3:56:45 when I read this, guess I’m not “ turning it off at 4 hours and saving the rest for the morning” after all 🤣🤣🤣

    • @illuminahde
      @illuminahde Місяць тому +2

      We're dumb. lol

    • @Fstate
      @Fstate Місяць тому

      I mean when Rogan claims “Chicago has a higher violent crime rate than Afghanistan at the height of the invasion” it’s kind of embarrassing to say I listen to this right wing misinformation campaign

    • @jadenrieken4535
      @jadenrieken4535 Місяць тому +2

      Took 2 hits of acid...hour 4-5 was a bit much...lmao

    • @dontoevsky
      @dontoevsky Місяць тому

      @@jadenrieken4535taking acid and watching Joe Rogan was your first problem

  • @Shaw52587
    @Shaw52587 Місяць тому +275

    4:02:00 Everyone stopping mid sentence to mock Tucker Carlson’s laugh almost killed me. Was like a flock of wild birds burst into the studio. 🤣

    • @boi__7898
      @boi__7898 Місяць тому +11

      I thought they were just howling like monkeys bro 😭😭

    • @michael5654
      @michael5654 Місяць тому +4

      The timing was pretty perfect 😂

    • @XCE55IVE
      @XCE55IVE Місяць тому +9

      Tuckers laugh is so wholesome but funny 🤣

    • @Ryan-ez6mt
      @Ryan-ez6mt Місяць тому

      0

    • @irrelevantideology9640
      @irrelevantideology9640 Місяць тому +1

      He really does have the craziest damn laugh. Lok

  • @thegoudaguymikey
    @thegoudaguymikey Місяць тому +1

    God the last hour makes me love these guys! Poor Normand lol

  • @SoPhATy
    @SoPhATy Місяць тому +1

    Just wanna touch on the colour of the smoke from Canada. I live in New Zealand and when the Australian wildfires happened a few years ago the smoke was so brutal it travelled across the Tasman sea into New Zealand. I remember waking up one morning and the whole sky was orange. This continued for a few days. This just shows the scale of how ferocious those fires were and confirms that smoke can naturally be orange

    • @rhumandlove393
      @rhumandlove393 Місяць тому

      Oh yeah. Forest fire smoke makes things terrifyingly orange when it gets really bad. I live in Alberta

  • @Cheetos0555
    @Cheetos0555 Місяць тому +201

    I agree with Ari. We should ditch social media. It just melts your mind. Getting emotional about stuff that doesn't effect you or is something you can't do anything for. Life is outside of your phone

    • @apollo6139
      @apollo6139 Місяць тому +33

      I agree!
      -written from my IPhone on a social media platform

    • @jakel.1724
      @jakel.1724 Місяць тому +11

      i deleted all mine but yt for podcasts. and help in vide games help, and it’s 10/10

    • @Cheetos0555
      @Cheetos0555 Місяць тому +6

      I use UA-cam to listen to music and podcast.... I noticed when I'm on Facebook or Instagram or tiktok that I'm just mindlessly scrolling and once I stopped I was getting shit done and excelling. And look at me responding lmao this is exactly why I don't like social media. Not a video server with comments attached. Jesus lol

    • @skookumbuilds3282
      @skookumbuilds3282 Місяць тому +3

      Ari isn't dumb

    • @Kalivermore925
      @Kalivermore925 Місяць тому

      @@jakel.1724i’ve said for awhile youtube is the best social media app … sure the comments can be toxic at times but at least youtube has real content

  • @thisisspartacus
    @thisisspartacus Місяць тому +137

    Shane roasting Joe for reading kickboxer's books is gold.

  • @dawnmoccia
    @dawnmoccia 9 днів тому

    See you on JRE is crazy awesome, Shane. I knew when I saw you at Champs in Steelton years ago that you were fkning hilarious and would def make it big. So happy for you!

  • @tutinn_
    @tutinn_ 7 днів тому

    When i just realized that im not even halfway through this podcast, My brain sent my body a nice little boost of motivated energico, it felt like i took a bump of Coca-Cola. 😂 😂 😂
    This has been the best entertainment that i could have asked for today. Ive been laying pavers since 9 AM and have had this playing in the background just lauging my ASSist off.

  • @doddzilla3939
    @doddzilla3939 Місяць тому +116

    Mark and Shane could be a new age blues brothers

  • @SixWinsWrestling
    @SixWinsWrestling Місяць тому +1087

    I would honesty listen to a 24 hour protect our parks

  • @levyadler
    @levyadler Місяць тому +13

    They really don’t ever give Mark any credit for the whiskey. Him falling off the chair at the end is testament to that.

  • @HeavilyPatterned
    @HeavilyPatterned Місяць тому

    Nice to have this back on youtube and all, no music tho is BS. The part w/ mark choking Joe should be his new poster for touring, hilarious.

  • @dcos5
    @dcos5 Місяць тому +166

    Mark telling Ari they should get a waterpark or something in Germany had me dying. "You guys should at least get a waterpark or something" 😂😂😂

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 Місяць тому +1

      Holy shit I didn’t pick that up till I just read your comment lol. I wasn’t watching and didn’t know he was talking to Ari 🤣 I thought he was talking about the Comanche still which is why I didn’t laugh lol

    • @zachscott4867
      @zachscott4867 Місяць тому +7

      Killed me! I could not breathe and the fact that everyone just passed over that one like a land mine…

    • @spacentime7
      @spacentime7 Місяць тому +1

      Lmfaooo

  • @austinwilliams6805
    @austinwilliams6805 Місяць тому +134

    In every single Protect Our Parks, Normand gets a Norman quip in so under the radar that only Ari OR Shane hears him and laughs, and it’s always when Joe is rambling and they are the gems of these episodes for me. Mark Normand is the best

    • @cleanshoesbo
      @cleanshoesbo Місяць тому +5

      Man those times are fuckin hilarious I agree

    • @Jdawg713
      @Jdawg713 Місяць тому +6

      Crazy how people don’t like mark, I’m guessing it’s voice, but he has hitters. So I don’t get the hate, he’s great at stand up too hella zingers

    • @jesushendrix1774
      @jesushendrix1774 Місяць тому +2

      @@Jdawg713I think Mark is hilarious but I always get the impression he’s playing a character. It annoys me sometimes and I’d guess the same for others possibly.

    • @Jdawg713
      @Jdawg713 Місяць тому +4

      @@jesushendrix1774 I’ve met him in person after his show he was the same as in the pod, if anything he jokes too much lol

    • @mikekearn5228
      @mikekearn5228 Місяць тому

      My favorite parts as well. It happens more than once per episode.

  • @08superbee
    @08superbee Місяць тому

    Started whatching this at 4:30 in the morning before work 😂

  • @adj2082
    @adj2082 Місяць тому

    its so rad how much Shane stands up for his dawgs, shout out soder

  • @DukeBluedevil70
    @DukeBluedevil70 Місяць тому +793

    I was getting worried the parks weren’t adequately protected so this is nice to see.

    • @Tiger10002
      @Tiger10002 Місяць тому +5

      My parents said if I hit 10k they'd buy me a professional camera begging you guys literally begging ..!.

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Місяць тому +8

      Zero parks have been protected and I am here for it. 😂

    • @Eddiefresh
      @Eddiefresh Місяць тому +7

      @@Steve-ev6vx11th time the charm

    • @smartass0124
      @smartass0124 Місяць тому

      If only guys like you would have questioned Narrative on Cosby OJ and Jackson the deep state wouldn't feel so comfortable flate illegally stealing an election

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy Місяць тому +9

      @@Tiger10002Your making gaming content. You don’t need a pro camera 😂

  • @Percoshorts
    @Percoshorts Місяць тому +4140

    Getting arrested in Scotland for stand up should be a hate crime in itself

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 Місяць тому +25

      They should look into getting a 1A

    • @user-mm8vw1ow1x
      @user-mm8vw1ow1x Місяць тому +3

      Not very pious

    • @meggysaurusrex
      @meggysaurusrex Місяць тому +49

      I guess he did Nazi that coming..

    • @jacktrainor4236
      @jacktrainor4236 Місяць тому +40

      We're a shitebag nation, I apologize on behalf of us😭😭😭

    • @ThePixelPodcast
      @ThePixelPodcast Місяць тому +67

      Im Scottish. We have quite literally zero free speech. You can get in trouble even at your dinner table. If theres any yanks that would take me in hmu.

  • @ReekRendTest1
    @ReekRendTest1 Місяць тому +2

    So happy to be back on UA-cam.

  • @frosty9392
    @frosty9392 Місяць тому +1

    these are always the best episodes
    they should do one on ru mble, no censorship (less)

  • @NFQ99
    @NFQ99 Місяць тому +262

    i love how Mark Normand kept throwing silly jokes and nobody appreciated it 😂

    • @justinloyd8315
      @justinloyd8315 Місяць тому +12

      I love him. He’s on 24/7 when it comes to jokes. I really appreciate that kinda mind

    • @JackNance-ss4oh
      @JackNance-ss4oh Місяць тому +12

      Comedy!

    • @TEAMGETHELP
      @TEAMGETHELP Місяць тому +2

      We do.

    • @TribeOfCooks
      @TribeOfCooks Місяць тому +4

      It’s like when you have a little brother that always does those jokes, they roll off you after some time but sometimes he gets them to laugh 😂

    • @jarenhall4205
      @jarenhall4205 Місяць тому +5

      first time listening to POP? Happens every episode i love it

  • @robreviews227
    @robreviews227 Місяць тому +157

    These guys heal my depression

    • @sadsadasdsadasdsadas
      @sadsadasdsadasdsadas Місяць тому

      These guys are losers and traitors to humanity.

    • @Ove08
      @Ove08 Місяць тому +7

      Grow up

    • @oongieboongie
      @oongieboongie Місяць тому +17

      @@Ove08Hockey is gay!

    • @dominiclasagna3094
      @dominiclasagna3094 Місяць тому

      I know hockey players love taking it from the baCK
      @@Ove08

    • @claudiubele4892
      @claudiubele4892 Місяць тому +2

      not believing in depression anymore will undo the problem in the first place

  • @maxsementelli7709
    @maxsementelli7709 Місяць тому +1

    Marks one liners are the best part of these and it’s not close😭😭

  • @SLAWDOGUSBRAND
    @SLAWDOGUSBRAND 24 дні тому +1

    You need an in-house band for these episodes.

  • @mitchtoohey2575
    @mitchtoohey2575 Місяць тому +101

    Shane’s impression of Tony Hinchcliff was “unbelievable” 😂😂😂

  • @ULTRAVISTA.
    @ULTRAVISTA. Місяць тому +296

    51:57 "You're 4' 2"! Twelve miligrams will put you on the moon!" -Mark Normand

    • @mrakus83
      @mrakus83 Місяць тому +5

      🎯

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 Місяць тому +18

      Joe fumbled his words for a comeback on that one lol. GOT EM.......COMEDY 😂 Normand rules

    • @ULTRAVISTA.
      @ULTRAVISTA. Місяць тому +14

      "PULL IT UP, JAME-O!" - Mark Normand

    • @johnritter9947
      @johnritter9947 Місяць тому +5

      Time stamp please

    • @TheBubbyBubbyBubby
      @TheBubbyBubbyBubby Місяць тому +3

      ​@@johnritter9947 51:55

  • @joshwells7167
    @joshwells7167 Місяць тому +3

    This would be way better if you replaced Ari with Soder.

  • @chrissutton2586
    @chrissutton2586 3 дні тому

    If I had a chance to drink with Rogan…I’d sprint in the other direction