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Neel Kolhatkar - Countries in High School
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- Опубліковано 6 гру 2015
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His accent switching talent deserves a standing ovation.
Agreed:-)
Paru Ap yep.. Reminds me of Trevor Noah he's a little better.
I second this.
Yea... How do we know he is actually Australian?
At 3:20, when he wasn't doing an exaggerated voice, I forgot he was Australian and thought he had stopped doing accents. That's a pretty legit generic North American accent.
China is that one who always sells things from his locker
Huey01 China is the black guy from tokyo drift
HouTube Britain is the charming handsome guy that all the girls fall for but is humble about it
@@jeanmichellelaurent nah brit is the drug dealer in this high school cuz he started opium war with China for tea!
Jenny Wu Colombia would be the drug dealer but I understand what you mean
And plagiarizes all his work
This idea must be animated! "High School Countries". Neel is a genius!
That's why Hetalia exists.
+Ruri yup
+AreWeBlitzen Hetalia for animated and Scandinavia and the world for comics.
+AreWeBlitzen It's called Polanball
+AreWeBlitzen It's called the countryball comics, or polan ball
"Oh for goodness sake, I cannot believe he's still part of the bloody Commonwealth." Best joke ever!
Amy Cooper yep
New Zealands like "yeah suck on this".
Crowd: Yeah broo
Luke William yiiii sack on thit
The next netflix special should be featuring Neel Kolhatkar.
Yes.
Definitely!
Literally everyone else can get one so why not
And America pulls out a gun, obviously. Haha, great stuff.
Yeah mate America's gonna fuck him up!
+Master Rage yeah if he's not shot before hand.
Honestly I imagined North Kore to just pull out a toy gun right before America pulled out their gun
I have so much power if I click u have 1 thousand and if I don’t it’s 999
After watching this, all I can imagine is all the commonwealth countries based as their stereotypical teenage male walking in a group around the school.
That needs to be made!
There was a Reddit post asking that if the world was a bar, what would the countries be doing. There was shit like "America is the bouncer" "Israel is the guy giving shit to everyone because he's close with the bouncer so he won't get thrown out" "Australia, Ireland and Russia having a drinking contest" I wish I could find it...
+noneed4sleep64 Did you find it?
+MrAdiZienk www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2fl6ic/if_every_country_was_at_a_bar_what_would_they_be/ yes
Thanks mate! noneed4sleep64
As a Canadian... we do seem to be the only country that can regularly tell America that they need to settle down. Not that it helps much, but we seem to get a pass at saying it.
Yeah Canada is like the friend who is most of our impulse control. I think it helps that we can't really escape each other, lol
Because we really love y'all tbh haha
America should listen to people more
We basically America’s big brother as we always cleaning there messes up and if they don’t settle down we will just burn there White House down again.. and drop the mic like tf you gonna do about it while the rest of the world watch’s ready to back Canada up xD
@@teemo4747 bold words coming from a country that had a world dominating empire reduced to the size of a small state who will die if God forbid somebody blockades the English Channel 😂
I'm assuming this is somebody from England
Best bit was the NZ accent telling Australia “yea suck on this”
and then russia is that one tank kid that chills by themselves and sometimes with china that no one fucks with
Fuck yeah! Russians just gotta give u a look, and u know not to fuck with it.
+legit rabai no russia is the alcoholic drop out thats in an abusive family
+legit rabai Nah, Russia would be that kid who used to be able to give America a run for his position as top dog of the school, then it all came tumbling down after his family collapsed. He remembers the glory days and resents America for still being glorious.
america isnt very glorious anymore though, its self harming.
+legit rabai and then sometimes exchanges fights with Turkey infront of the high school, also has staring contests with America at lunch
I laughed so hard at the Australia bit. As me being Australian XD
Trayaix243 Same, very accurate XD
Trayaix243 me to
Trayaix243 So fucking funny. Australia's awesome
Trayaix243 same
Caitie_OZ I feel ya
He's got a good American accent.
Definitely.
Outskirts of Infinity its Australia n accent
atharva deshmukh No shit, Sherlock. I'm talking about the fake accent he uses for when he makes fun of America. Fake accents are very hard to do successfully.
He's got good all the other accents
Canada is definitely our sensitive girlfriend!
One Time Racas more like our ex now
@@darwish2749 It's off and on
Sorry
I coulda sworn Canada was a gay guy.
@@haberak3310 Canada is pretty gay.
Holy fuck this is clever, true and amazingly funny. Good one bro.
+KimJongUn what's in ur locker
Didn't know you had a UA-cam account Kim.
Audy Rodz no the Supreme leader does not in fact hab a but hole
South Korea is like the kinda cute new kid that America is low key always trying to sleep with even though they’re dating Canada
This is a fact
Actually as a korean we are the quiet kid with good looks and style that everyone wants to sleep with but we go single the whole year cuz your family said so
Tf
what the actual fuck did I just read
I went through whiplash reading that lmal
The US is one of those people in school who thinks he's popular, but everyone secretly hates.
No.. No one likes him but everyone's nice because we all know if America tries shit we'll fuck him up easy
And he only got his 'powerfulness' from bullying other countries.
+eeyores Which powerful country didn't?
True XD
symphonyh but won't tell because they are scared shitless.
This is fucking amazing.
i wanted to like this comment but i also want the number of likes to remain at 69
Ikr
As an Australian, being the dumb best friend hype man is one of the greatest things 😂
Intelligent little skit!! Good on ya Neel
This video truly helped me to understand Australia, New Zealand and their role in the world a bit better.
Thanks Neel
Australia was the most true part to be honest. 😂
Neel just made a stand-up Polandball skit. What a time to be alive
I was expecting him to say that North Korea is the "quiet kid", and Canada is America's nice girlfriend, that makes everyone else wonder why she still puts up with him.
With N. Korea being the quiet kid, the only friends he allow in his inner circle is Russia and China
As an American I thought this was hilarious!
+Austin Fulton As a hilarious I thought this was American!
+ThatAussieGirl I was American, thought this a as
+Memesta-Dankoid America an as, hilarious I this was
this made me laugh too
ITS TIME TOO STOP
America: that popular high school jock, only to graduate and become the manager at McDonald's...nice 😆
Pretty much our career prospects at that 😂
Nah America owns the world
私は中国人ですRandomEastAsian if only
That why we made UA-cam
@@randomeastasian347 no because of Russia, China and India
Fiji - That beautiful indie girl who is chill and easygoing, always comes to school with different scents perfume (typically fruit scented) She is not the most popular girl but isn't an outcast either.
Djibouti - That one outcast kid who always seems lost and absent minded, however he isn't socially awkward as when he sparks up a conversation you can actually learn something from him. He usually disappears without a trace.
Vatican City - That kid who is like 4' 11 in. tall but has a super RICH family, He has a lot of friends and tends to get along with everyone.
Jamaica - The obvious stoner who smokes weed 24/7 He's laid back like Fiji but he is also a class clown at times. He can also be the voice of reason for his friends antics and offer some wisdom at times, however he is not perfect as he has quite a temper.
Brazil - That Sexy Erotic girl who plays soccer for the school, many other kids have a crush on her, she is conceited and has quite an ego. She also is slowly cutting her hair shorter.
Zamira Nirvana Ireland - The drunk kid who is a trouble maker and never pays attention to class sometimes curses at the teacher
@@jeanmichellelaurent tfw I'm Irish and have actually done that
Puerto Rico - Shed be the girl who tries to become friends with Brazil but fails miserably due to the fact Brazil doesn’t even know she exists. I imagine her a short yet thick girl. Maybe Cuba is close with her and she low key has a crush on America but it’s more of a love hate thing.
Scotland - The really loud kid who yells at everyone but is pretty chill all around. They come bearing gifts, cool beads and alcohol! They would also total be a drama/choir/musical kid.
This is the best stand up I've ever seen
That's it. That's Hetalia.
There is nothing that I don't love about that comment.
+Dunkstein And Slamough XD Thanks
Kingdom of Narnia YES
Kingdom of Narnia Agreed.
:D
This is absolutely amazing, he needs to do this again but make it an hour long :D
I would just like to say neel, your one good fucking amazing comedian
We all know why Australia is drunk, because Ireland was out drinking with him last night and that’s why Ireland isn’t their
The English accent was actually pretty accurate! At least, more into London they sound like that.
America is the 21 jump street Channing Tatum
this is like explaining Hetalia
There is nothing about that comment I don't love
Barrington Pretty mucc
Barrington much*
"yea, suck on this!"
- New Zealand 2015
I'm Canadian, I agree that we are like America's gf who always has to seduce them away from a dangerous situation 😂
more like the nice jock that tries to negotiate for peace but won't take too much shit. you need to brush up on our war history
@@jackfrost8825 yep y'all never lost a war I think, your just a bit calmer
@@jackfrost8825 lol your military war history is embarrassing. You have only fought two wars on your own and that too with your own people mostly rebellions. All the other wars were coalitions where we or the brits supplied most of the man and military power
@@MK-ki2ps leo major and 13 men under his command took hill 355 in the Korean War, look up that battle, honestly just look up Leo major. JTF2 is better than any American special forces unit whatsoever and not only assisted in the capture and execution of Osama Bin Laden but were deployed after 911 and were already taking Key figures in the war before Canada officially joined the war. Furthermore we are the one and only country to never loose a war. In WW2 many germans admitted that it was the Canadian forces that scared them the most. On D day we had a foothold before anyone else and pushed the farthest into the beach out of all the allies despite having the second most defended beach, the only reason we didn't have both Juno and Omaha is because Americans whined that they wanted Omaha like small children, then proceeded to be slaughtered by the thousands and only took the beach due to Canadian forces routing back and offering support.
@@MK-ki2ps i mean the two wars we fought were the world wars so
Seriously Hetalia has to make comeback,want to see another countries 😂
I've been trying to find this clip for ages. Finally! It's up!
Americans preaching about their freedom and almost everyday on Australian news:
"Shooting in America"...
+Imogen Kaal Only current affair
+Taylor Cruize too bloody true, eh?
+Taylor Cruize That's the problem, you're watching the news. Media's isn't so trustworthy.
+Taylor Cruize killed 12 people if I'm
Not mistaken
Taylor Cruize No, that's the problem. They try to glorify the rare "mass shootings" we have to make America look like a 3rd world country.
I can't stop watching this, it's hilarious and perfect and the accents are spot on
I love how England sounds gay
In every American TV show everyone always thinks we're gay 😂
I mean
Uh oh this isn’t good
I came to see what he'd say about Canada. I was not disappointed. Also, Hetalia.
I'm so sad this video ended! It's just so true!!!!
I'm Indian so I was looking forward to seeing Neel enacting India BUT THIS IS GOLD 😂👌👌💯💯
@ShiroT Poison Hope you felt better about yourself after that comment..
He did mock brown people in one of his videos.
100% accurate description of Canada and the US. Yep.
REAVE ME ARONE AMERICA!
IM CANADIAN AND IM CRYING AT THE ACCURACY
Russia is the one student who got an A+ on the science fair for making a atomic bomb
HIS ACCENTS KILLED ME! Also the amount of trueness in this is oof
The Australian part is the funniest love it ;)
Fucking gold.
My countyhuman and hetaila phase is returning
and japan is just sitting there on their phone
The world needs more comedy like this. You’re on to something, Neel.
Lol let's talk about our feelings guys. 🇨🇦
LETS FUCK SHIT UP MATES 🇦🇺
Russia- that one weird kid who's 6'8
Japan and Korea- Nerdy kids
China- The rich one who wears expensive stuff
Why would Russia be the weird kid?
Didnt know how much i needed this until now
As an American, Australia is our favorite hypeman.
great skit Neel! This would make a good short animation
I've watched this literally 12 times over the past week this makes me feel so good and makes me laugh like hell!
Mexico would be the kid who sleeps in class
I've been looking for this skit forever
'He, yeah suck on thet'! Cracks me up every single time! This coming from an Aussie who has a love/hate relationship with the Kiwis... 😆
I added the voices to Hetalia characters in my head and... Oh my...
HETALIA.HETALIA.HETALIA. LOOOK AT HETALIA.
+katchen1234 AJ yes, hetalia fans unite!
Cursed comment
Oh god
The first joke was good
"I whent to America"
Made me die
He never said that
I love America, best country on earth. I'm British and live in Canada.
+18tangles Your ignorance is pathetic.
Ruth Blagden looks like a battle went down and they deleted their comments
@@rordongamsay7941 yep. These are the ruins of the battlefield it looks like
Did this argument lasted for a year?!???
Theres a lot of sick people here, and I'm starting to get the feeling a lot of people are on drugs...
XDDD OMG Someone HAS to make this into a Hetalia animatic PLEASE!
His accents are pretty amazing
So basically Australia is like that one dumb hyena from Lion King?
As a Canadian, can confirm 🤣🤣❤️❤️
I feel like England is the older sister of Australia
Dude - you are fucking fucking amazing. Like the last time I heard this kind of comedy was in in the 90s from the legendary Eddie Murphy!!!
People from New Zealand, Lichtenstein, and other small countries mentioned here are celebrating that they were remembered.
I'm British, and this is one of the first times I've heard someone do a good British accent, well done!
As an American I can say this is 100% accurate
north korea would be so emo
Dude I want a movie based around this
Welp, he's explained a part of Countryhumans.
Countryhumans are the best XD
I have serious depression and neel is the only person who makes laugh
New season of Hetalia is looking good
The truism in this sketch are unreal, great work Neil!
In my opinion, I think Italy 🇮🇹 would be that kid that people think he's in the mafia when he's not and actually really nice and also loves cooking
The two kids who always fight eachother is ireland and Australia 😂😂
This man has such good accents
6 years late but still hilarious
He said about us Sri Lanka 😘😘
LK :D
I expected him to talk about Russia😂😂
Irelands the kid who's always late cuz he's hungover from a party the last night where he was the life of the party
India: The popular-ish girl. Polite, humble, and sarcastic. Great dancer with a 4.0+ gpa. Makes food better than the lunch ladies and has the best prom and homecoming outfits. Currently dating Russia, but friends with the US.
Russia: Muscular jock who wrestles bears. Captain of the track and field team. Knows how to throw a party. America’s arch nemesis.
Nigeria: She’s a prankster who secretly deals oil to a lot of classmates. Makes fire music.
Japan: Has a pet cat. Though they are extremely polite and stoic to the outside world, he has mental issues. His grades are excellent and rival India’s. Captain of the robotics club.
Sweden: Lesbian who enjoys skiing. Runs a business as a carpenter in her free time. A gorgeous goth.
He just created a new Netflix series
*The Australia part was the best...😂*
India is that one guy who does homework for others for lunch money.
As an aussie, the Australia is incredibly accurate
Oh my god I love this too much
So glad TikTok showed me this skit 🤣🤣
Same XD
*the UK has left the chat*
When did we start saying 'Yea, suck on dis' so much
I think Australia and New Zealand would be the competitive twins that no one can tell apart and get confused for each other all the time
Ewww.. NO.