Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called “The Monday Morning Podcast”. Season 3 of his show “F Is For Family” is available now on Netflix.
Joe Rogan: "I do uh you ever do intermittent fasting you know what that is" Bill: "Yeah" Joe Rogan "You ever try that" Bill Burr "Yeah, It's called sleeping" LMAO
Almost as good as the line Bill told Joe on the end of the world podcast when Joe asked him if Elk meat made him more aggressive. "No Joe... You lunatic..."
Were out here but because were no comedians were called autistic or an asshole. We usually keep to ourselves because how people are today. Were very casual so keep an eye out for extremely casual body language and we watch people so see if were people watching ans come say hi
@geezusispan I don't disagree with you; he's pretty awful. But I think the surprising thing, isn't that there's a rich guy from New York who thinks he's special; that's not surprising at all. What's surprising -- or I guess "shocking" or "disheartening," is more like it -- is that so many of our fellow Americans love, follow and root for him. I would never have guessed, that so many of your and my friends, neighbors and co-workers thought like that...or would be willing to just ignore so much boorish behavior -- simply because a politician isn't black like President Obama, or a woman like Hilary Clinton. In a sense, he's done us all a favor -- by showing us who we really are, and how far we actually are, from who and where we thought we were, in 2019. It's just a mind-blower, don't you think? But I still think this is the greatest country there ever was...and that'll be proven, in part, when it turns out that you can't destroy it in 4 -- or God forbid 8 -- short years. We just have to 'weather the storm', I think.
Time stamps Bill taking Joe on a Helicopter Flight 0:13 Learning New things 10:00 Video Games 11:01 Joe's reflected on his video game problem 13:50 Bill's addictive personality 15:14 Eric the Car Guy 15:59 Bill's Car troubles 18:43 Electric Cars 25:52 Tesla Fart Noises 27:23 Patrice O'Neal benefit 27:50 Freddy Soda 29:20 Names for a Special 30:56 Amount of Stand Up now 34:00 UA-cam advertisements 39:45 Bill's Car preferences 47:32 Kids weird names 52:15 Men vs Women 55:05 David Pakman controversy 58:12 Politics 1:10:32 Bills podcast 1:20:20 Band gigs and Stand up gigs 1:23:45 Bill busted for drunk driving 1:30:55 Banned Advertisement tactics in UK 1:36:16 Family joining Bills trips 1:43:03 Dave Navarro Christmas show 1:48:20 Bill going back to church 1:52:32 Beibers Preacher 2:00:23 Naked Guy is Funny 2:03:44 Enjoy yall :)
You will notice there are two light reflection spots on Joe Rogan's head, One is from the overhead light, and the other one is from Bill Burr's forehead
Wow. I've been watching this now for 2h 13m on the train. just released I missed my stop 49 minutes ago... that is what I call good entertainment... how can I explain this to my boss...
I'm torn. I can't decide if it would be sad or awesome. Sad because like Leander I think they're better than Joe(even though I like Joe). That being said I would also love it because that would be three of my favorite people on one podcast.
@@quedee5773 I swear I had this come to my mind earlier. It's something you never really think about. I know the feels, hands are very weird, especially compared to other animals appendages
@@MrCody6925 Yea, I've listened to his podcast with his wife, and he mentions getting drunk a lot, so I think he does indeed have some alcoholism issues.
Quake is sik though ya. Unless you never played which means you to young to understand. Not saying YOU are, just anyone who dosen't remember when the 1st quake game came out...... to sik
Bill Burr is the man! And his respect for Patrice is genuinely amazing. Both Patrice and Bill are my all time favourites. Thank you Joe for this treat.
Great list, definitely agree about Strassman and Chapelle, I'm less aware of Tyson actually but it would probably be cool. I would love to see Anthony Jeselnik invited as well.
Joe's top 3 accomplishments in life: 1. Eating wild game meat with jalapenos 2. Imbibing in psychedelics 3. Installing a T1 line in the 90's to play Quake
Patrice O'Neal was one of my favorite comedians, and what led me to Bill Burr back in the day. His death was so sad even though it was a punchline of his for a lot of jokes. My respect for Bill increased immensely knowing he helps to put the ANNUAL benefit together for Patrice's family. What an awesome thing to do; that's a true friend and a good guy thing to continually do.
The comic who was tweeting about what comics can't joke about was Amy Schumer. Which is what made Joe's comment "Well thats not a real comic" and Bill going *pause* "Well..." so much funnier lmao. 1:01:03
Amy Schumer is related to political figure Chuck Schumer who is clear deep state opposition to America’s sovereignty. Amy is a pawn and only gets a pedestal because she promotes the worst and ugliest traits in females to young women while also towing the DNC agendas (Anti Trump, open borders, anti gun, no free speech for “hate speech”) Silverman is a communist schizophrenic that thinks construction symbols on the concrete are proof of white supremacy in America. Why do Americans allow these people to lower the value of our culture constantly? Do people not remember they removed the 1-5 star rating system from Netflix specifically because the only thing to ever get a 1 star rating was Amy Schumer the DNCs puppet. The public showed pure and utter disdain for her and so they scratched the whole rating system for thumb up thumbs down. This shit is so obvious. This is a Marxist take over of our culture and people are still shoving their heads in the sand. They want a world where no female can ever be rated one star for any reason other than being a republican. People who follow the democratic agenda are a protected class. And they are the enemy.
From one of her tweets, "If you're confused about the new rules. Just ask and don't make it a joke. Because that's harmful and we don't want to hear that kind of joke right now. Mmmmmkay?" -Amy "MY VAGINA" Schumer
The more money you have, the easier it is to spend. It takes a lot of discipline to not spend all of your extra money on cool shit so I suspect helicopters are his guilty pleasure so he's willing to spend a bit of extra cash on flying them because he can without breaking the bank.
I feel like out of all the podcasts they've done this was the best one yet where they seemed fully relaxed and happy to just talk about random things. Maybe helped by them hanging out a few days before so being more familiar than Burr usually only seeing him 1 time in months like the past ones.
a bit late to the party and dont want to get in an argue with you but one is a podcast genius and one is comedy genius. Just dont force the tip, rest will fall in place
Bill Burr is pretty damn smart. He doesn't seem to have the advanced vocab to articulate some of the stuff he knows. But he's very good at understanding the nuances of complicated subjects. It's weird to think he didn't do well in school. Kind of illustrates how much we overvalue the judgement of the education system.
@@toastsandwich I really feel like the only difference between those types of people is what holds their interest. They've got the intellectual "horsepower" to be competent at something they just apply it to different things.
I always think that when he talks about himself like “ahhh wtf am I saying, I’m a moron” when he’s obviously crazy smart. I think you have to be extremely quick witted to be a comedian anyways, Bill can tie stuff together in a clever way no problem. He was prbly just too stressed to ever sit down and focus on education from the sounds of it
@Cellphone Dave lol there is no guarantees in life. With today's youth culture its possible that some might catch wind of what's good as far as good material. Especially with what they think is good material. Infallible is your poor attempt at a valuable retort.
I don't know how keen Norm is on Joe and his buddies, and he likes to take over interviews with his anecdotes and such. Joe will steamroll the podcast, because Norm is subtle, and Rogan is pretty dense.
Yeah that wasn't cool on Joe's part. It's one of my pet peeves about people that have hyper interest in things. Their interests and passions makes them ignore/disrespect others' at times.
@@shanesmith9612 no worries bro I'm kidding XD BUT IT'S A FUCKING THING!!! there are people out there believing that today's Dave chapelle is a fucking clone!!! do a little research you'll crack up. at first I thought it was some kind of next level trolling but they seem to be super serious about it
steve cokaiko I looked it up after you said it, and you never know what’s going on, but he stopped drugs, hit the weights so yeah he’s a bit different lol. Until we know forshure. Don’t follow
Wonderful comedian. *Bill Burr is a nice entertainer.* One of the funniest people with enough self-reflection and humble opinions. His self-reflective temper is part of the funny performance :-)
This has to be a bot, who the f talks like this? Even the name sounds like something a name generator just created. It even bolded some text, I haven't seen anyone bold text on youtube. Creepy.
@@BrookMesfin You know, he might just be someone who isn't terribly fluent in English who knows how to make *bold* text. P.S. You can also do _italics,_ and -cross out- words.
*Personal Opinion* Bill talked early on about "bettering himself" in certain aspects of his life, particularly anger. I've been listening, watching and going to his shows for 15 years. In all those years he's been consistently angry at minor infractions and also acutely aware of his tendency to overreact which is a strength in itself in my opinion. One of the major characteristics of his success (in my opinion) is his bullshit alarm, an everyman who calls it like he sees it. The guy is so endearing to 99% of the population because they laugh at what he laughs at, get upset at what he gets upset at, get enraged by what he gets enraged at and feel empathy for what he feels empathy for but he's distinct in the sense that he has the balls to get up on stage and talk about it without apology. And now he's under the impression that he needs to change something. I get progressivism motivations on the surface but when you force this shit down peoples throats you inadvertantly end up stifling true geniuses like Burr. He is in my opinion as important as anyone on the planet today because of his ability to hold up a mirror to society and tell us that we're all pieces of shit deep down regardless of gender, race or creed, including him, which is why he is a master of his trade. I guess what I'm saying is Bill, if you ever happen to read this , just keep on being you, unapologetically. You have a family, a home, millions of fans who feel your pain and share your joy in society and you achieved all that by being Bill Burr and no one else, so never change. Respect, just another fan.
@@Asefalexandernoorzai well thank you. I'm just basing it off who I and the rest of the comedy viewers love. There's a few more to add but I think that list is the list to start with. Thank you for agreeing with me.
@@christopherrocha6438 I doubt it. How? JR has UFC which is PPV granted sometimes FOX and Conan has his show on what NBC? Sorry if I'm wrong I just don't recall. But anyway one is commentary for fighting and the other is a talk show featuring celebrities and doing remotes. The only place they cross paths is UA-cam really and if they both feature a dual segment on each of their respective channels then all is fair any everybody wins right? Edit: I realize I made it sound as though the people that come on JRE arent celebrities when in fact they are but late night talk shows are, well, just different. IE: Jason Mamoa was on numerous talk shows to promote Aquaman but are we going to catch him on JRE? Probably not. That's all I'm saiyan.
Jay Bee people who come on JRE get more publicity than late night talk shows now, which is like the only podcast you can say that for. I’d consider that a competitor, not really trying to have a long-winded argument about it though
People calling Burr soft. I don’t think he’s soft. I see him seeing the world differently. He’s a father now. He’s in a serious marriage. He travels way more often, seeing foreign countries and how they live. And then add on top of that he now has hobbies in copters and cars. He’s giving himself happiness and channeling his anger into thoughtful energies and everyone loses their god damn minds.
@@krytxps What?! NO. Not sure if it is a reference to him interrupting his guest because I know that is a meme but Joe "" Rogan has to be the most famous one and I'm sure it isn't related to the MMA.
@@ricque2331 It's more than seeing if you can pay attention under stress. If you can't already, it's teaching you to. Same with following instructions. In that respect the yelling is changing you.
Bill could come on the show every couple of weeks and I'd never get bored
I could listen to them all day
Dustin Weber I think he has a podcast too
Dustin Weber boy do I have a podcast for you then
💯% I would never get bored listening to Joe and Bill.
Dustin Weber Right... who are these 4 thousand dislikes?
Joe Rogan: "I do uh you ever do intermittent fasting you know what that is"
Bill: "Yeah"
Joe Rogan "You ever try that"
Bill Burr "Yeah, It's called sleeping" LMAO
Try it out! -Jeans
Almost as good as the line Bill told Joe on the end of the world podcast when Joe asked him if Elk meat made him more aggressive. "No Joe... You lunatic..."
Haha it's funny because I am trying the 16 hr fast and I feel like I'm cheating in my sleep
Yeah, that shit was funny. So was, "the next week, you're out buying a giant freezer".
1:17:50
Bill Burr is an American Treasure. I wish more people in the public eye would speak their mind, the way he does. It's refreshing.
Charles Barkley is another national treasure
@@fiveseven15 That's so funny, I love him too. Great point.
Were out here but because were no comedians were called autistic or an asshole. We usually keep to ourselves because how people are today. Were very casual so keep an eye out for extremely casual body language and we watch people so see if were people watching ans come say hi
@@jking907 My god, it's "We're" as in we are.
@geezusispan I don't disagree with you; he's pretty awful. But I think the surprising thing, isn't that there's a rich guy from New York who thinks he's special; that's not surprising at all. What's surprising -- or I guess "shocking" or "disheartening," is more like it -- is that so many of our fellow Americans love, follow and root for him. I would never have guessed, that so many of your and my friends, neighbors and co-workers thought like that...or would be willing to just ignore so much boorish behavior -- simply because a politician isn't black like President Obama, or a woman like Hilary Clinton. In a sense, he's done us all a favor -- by showing us who we really are, and how far we actually are, from who and where we thought we were, in 2019. It's just a mind-blower, don't you think? But I still think this is the greatest country there ever was...and that'll be proven, in part, when it turns out that you can't destroy it in 4 -- or God forbid 8 -- short years. We just have to 'weather the storm', I think.
Time stamps
Bill taking Joe on a Helicopter Flight 0:13
Learning New things 10:00
Video Games 11:01
Joe's reflected on his video game problem 13:50
Bill's addictive personality 15:14
Eric the Car Guy 15:59
Bill's Car troubles 18:43
Electric Cars 25:52
Tesla Fart Noises 27:23
Patrice O'Neal benefit 27:50
Freddy Soda 29:20
Names for a Special 30:56
Amount of Stand Up now 34:00
UA-cam advertisements 39:45
Bill's Car preferences 47:32
Kids weird names 52:15
Men vs Women 55:05
David Pakman controversy 58:12
Politics 1:10:32
Bills podcast 1:20:20
Band gigs and Stand up gigs 1:23:45
Bill busted for drunk driving 1:30:55
Banned Advertisement tactics in UK 1:36:16
Family joining Bills trips 1:43:03
Dave Navarro Christmas show 1:48:20
Bill going back to church 1:52:32
Beibers Preacher 2:00:23
Naked Guy is Funny 2:03:44
Enjoy yall :)
Legend
So happy you showed up and this is my first watch :) was hoping one of you guys would be here
Really just doing Jamie’s job for him haha
G
Nice one mate
“Intermittent fasting, you know what that is?”
“Yeah, it’s called sleeping”
Lol that was pure gold.
De4dByDesi9N
What time was it
I couldn’t figure it out
@@XxPlayMakerxX131 => 1:17:50 ;) yw
Ronald Raygun ty
That's why it's called breakFast
@@AA-nx8ki oh you just broke my mind, never in my wildest dreams I had thought about that
New show idea: *Comedians in Helicopters getting coffee*
Josue166 Jerry Seinfeld would go nuts
"Actually-funny comedians in helicopters getting coffee."
Fuck that,rolling blunts in a helicopter with joey now thats a fucking show
Yes. or CHEMTRAIL HUNTERS ! - With coffee, chopper and comedians.
Comedians in helicopters getting cars
You will notice there are two light reflection spots on Joe Rogan's head,
One is from the overhead light, and the other one is from Bill Burr's forehead
But, there's 5 on Bill's forehead
Lol bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha thats funny
LMFAO!
Joey Cap
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow. I've been watching this now for 2h 13m on the train. just released I missed my stop 49 minutes ago... that is what I call good entertainment... how can I explain this to my boss...
F
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Tell your boss I was listening to.....fucking.......Bill Burr
doubt it
Released
Bill rocking the Russian street thug look.
Bert McDerp slav
Rubenn C Y K A
B L Y A T.
I was just about to write that haha
Gopnik
He's dressed like the Serbian sniper guy from "Behind Enemy Lines."
bill burr proving you can be bald and a redhead at the same time.
Filip TM hahahahaha
Ron Howard
Wut?
most ginger guys I know are bald
watsxn
Me too
But not the ginger red heads
Passing on a message,
"Joe should get Trey Parker and Matt Stone on his show"
Fuck yeah!
God no
I'm torn. I can't decide if it would be sad or awesome. Sad because like Leander I think they're better than Joe(even though I like Joe). That being said I would also love it because that would be three of my favorite people on one podcast.
It's hip to be square.
Hell yeah
Joe is so enthusiastic and Bills stories just make a incredible combo
Perfect combo
Bill being full SLAV here with the Adidas lol
I give you good price for gold chain my fren
No cheeki breeki for you
Blyat..
Adidas is a German brand.
You never know, ol Billy blue balls might be part Russian..
This is the shiniest podcast I've ever seen
I laughed so hard at this I farted
@@Psycorde hah wtf
Should check out Billy Corgan’s appearance too.
Shiny.
No doubt. Luckily I had my aviators on.
they get together before the podcast and take turns buffering each other's heads
like two drunk uncles at Christmas dinner...awesome
Haha yup
The chemistry between them too is perfect. I could listen to them for days.
Bill Burr seems like the best buddy any guy can have.
cybust Gemini
Except for Ethan Klein
Agreed
Rashawn Smith what
How cool would it be to hang out with both of them for a day....haha.
Bill looking like a real Slav with that jacket
Your Jeans high and tight?
You slav, u lose
coldburn909 san bernardino?
Straight out of GTA 4 😅
Triiiiii Poloskiii
It’s fascinating how the headphones make 3 points of contact on their bald heads
Hahahaha
How high are you bud
Yeah it is. Hey have you really just looked at your hand? It's so weird! :)
@@quedee5773 I swear I had this come to my mind earlier. It's something you never really think about. I know the feels, hands are very weird, especially compared to other animals appendages
Lmao
49:57 Joe: "You're lucky we're not drug addicts" Bill: *PAUSE* Yeah......
I'm glad i wasn't the only one who noticed.... "yeah... i uhhhhhh... i gotta work on myself"
@MUFC you’re out of you’re mind. Americans will always cherish football and basketball over soccer.
He's a redhead from Boston it's probably alcohol. 😂
@@MrCody6925 Yea, I've listened to his podcast with his wife, and he mentions getting drunk a lot, so I think he does indeed have some alcoholism issues.
Bill rockin' that counterfeit cigarette smuggler look. Bless 🙏
He's one squat away from going full gopnik.
Armenian Tuxedo
Good old Bill "I'm not saying but I'm just saying" Burr.
Hahahahaha good one
Lol my girlfriend, "you watching Joe Rogan again?" Me "no I'm watching Bill Burr it's different today."
Get her into liking it. It's a win win....
Here for Bill, couldn't care less for Joe. The guests are often greater than the host.
TheJulez14 lmfao
Elijah Solomon shut yo gay ass up nigga
@@Zeus1080p - Woah, sweet burn. Careful with that wit, you might hurt someone.
"Dickin em down for Jesus" 😂😂
Ol' Billy Freckles dressed like an Albanian mob boss here
English holligan... probably had Adidas Samba shoes on...
Joe ''Anything related to video games=Quake'' Rogan
XD XD XD
Quake is life
Quake is sik though ya. Unless you never played which means you to young to understand. Not saying YOU are, just anyone who dosen't remember when the 1st quake game came out...... to sik
Dude, did you know he had a T1 line installed IN HIS HOUSE?!
😂😂😂
Bill Burr is the man! And his respect for Patrice is genuinely amazing. Both Patrice and Bill are my all time favourites. Thank you Joe for this treat.
it’s amazing how joe can indulge into any conversation and add value to it
Nah, not any conversation
Nice, it only took 12 minutes for Quake to come up in the conversation.
He had a T1 connection bulldozed to his house. Jesus. I was pwning on 1400 baud.
no one's forcing you to watch it
new record? lol
i would own Rogan in a railgun only instagib server. COME AT ME
see you on unreal tournament and after we can play half life
Personal wishlist for future guests:
Comedian: Dave Chapelle
Fighter: Mike Tyson
Scientist: Rick Strassman
Tyson has been invited already and it is said that he asked for too much money so Joe said fuck it..
steve bannon
I personally want to see Daniel Tosh
What about your mom
Great list, definitely agree about Strassman and Chapelle, I'm less aware of Tyson actually but it would probably be cool.
I would love to see Anthony Jeselnik invited as well.
This episode really shines. I mean, that's mostly the scalps but the fact is still there.
Nailed it
lol
👏🤣 YESSS!!!
Joe Rogan's laugh gives me strength.
Joe's top 3 accomplishments in life:
1. Eating wild game meat with jalapenos
2. Imbibing in psychedelics
3. Installing a T1 line in the 90's to play Quake
Yo a T1 line in the 90’s is real commitment. That needs to move up the list.
throwing kicks in the night... when he was fighting
btw in the mid 2000s my whole college was on a T1 line... sometimes early in the morning you could get the whole thing to yourself
10k a month in the 90s.....
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Patrice O'Neal was one of my favorite comedians, and what led me to Bill Burr back in the day. His death was so sad even though it was a punchline of his for a lot of jokes. My respect for Bill increased immensely knowing he helps to put the ANNUAL benefit together for Patrice's family. What an awesome thing to do; that's a true friend and a good guy thing to continually do.
Hell yeah dude Patrice was the greatest ever.
Charperatl RIP PATRICE. WONDER WHAT HAPPENED WITH VONS DOCUMENTARY
Greg Giraldo had always been my favorite, but Patrice And Bill are also two of my favs as well, but most of my favs are dead now :/!
I’m naming my son Folding Chair Johnson
hahahahhahaha
That fucking killed me lol. And it is true too. North West? Like really?
I was disappointed in the lack of response to that joke
Whenever Bill and Joe do a Podcast together it plays like two good friends just chilling out
Shit they’ve known each other for a really long time. I’m sure they’re super tight.
The comic who was tweeting about what comics can't joke about was Amy Schumer. Which is what made Joe's comment "Well thats not a real comic" and Bill going *pause* "Well..." so much funnier lmao. 1:01:03
To be honest i thought he was talking about Silverman, but that is even funnier
Should have said her name
Amy Schumer is related to political figure Chuck Schumer who is clear deep state opposition to America’s sovereignty. Amy is a pawn and only gets a pedestal because she promotes the worst and ugliest traits in females to young women while also towing the DNC agendas (Anti Trump, open borders, anti gun, no free speech for “hate speech”)
Silverman is a communist schizophrenic that thinks construction symbols on the concrete are proof of white supremacy in America.
Why do Americans allow these people to lower the value of our culture constantly? Do people not remember they removed the 1-5 star rating system from Netflix specifically because the only thing to ever get a 1 star rating was Amy Schumer the DNCs puppet. The public showed pure and utter disdain for her and so they scratched the whole rating system for thumb up thumbs down. This shit is so obvious. This is a Marxist take over of our culture and people are still shoving their heads in the sand. They want a world where no female can ever be rated one star for any reason other than being a republican. People who follow the democratic agenda are a protected class. And they are the enemy.
From one of her tweets, "If you're confused about the new rules. Just ask and don't make it a joke. Because that's harmful and we don't want to hear that kind of joke right now. Mmmmmkay?" -Amy "MY VAGINA" Schumer
lanamal Amy probably thinks 11 year old drag kids are inspiring but then says a joke with the n word is offensive. She should swing.
"I'm a frugal guy": Bill Burr. Flies helicopters for fun.
Underrated comment.
The more money you have, the easier it is to spend. It takes a lot of discipline to not spend all of your extra money on cool shit so I suspect helicopters are his guilty pleasure so he's willing to spend a bit of extra cash on flying them because he can without breaking the bank.
Zepherian
He doesnt own one though he rents cuz its too xpensive hes talkd abt it b4
But hes deff not super cheap r anythn th@s 4sure
He's been famous for almost 18 years .... He only has 200 miles on him... Come on Susan try harder
Escander Sanchez
....2ØØ HRS (nøt miles)
i love when guests can get jamie to laugh in the background. WE NEED AN EPISODE WITH JAMIE AS THE GUEST!!!
Jordan the previous one with bill burr. 900 something. He had Jamie laughing all the time
#909
Is this Jamie's fake UA-cam profile?😂
But who would pull shit up though?
@@michaeldukes4108 Joe, pull that shit up.
The f*ck you say, Jamie?!
3:58 Hearing this after Kobe's death is eerie.
No bs
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Arnold Silva you high?
Bill Burr never disappoints.
Except in that last Netflix special.
True
@@I_AM_BAYTOR What is it called?
Eh except the special where he was talking about taking out cruise ships.
Recently, he has been alot more
The Rogan/Burr podcasts are always about 4 hours too short
Brendan Lake rogan could have kept going, bill started tapping out haha
I feel like out of all the podcasts they've done this was the best one yet where they seemed fully relaxed and happy to just talk about random things. Maybe helped by them hanging out a few days before so being more familiar than Burr usually only seeing him 1 time in months like the past ones.
This one was 2 hours too long
one of the most original comedians af all time.. everytime Bill Burr comes by the show.. it becomes his podcast.. (joe said it too)..💪🙏
Unless theres another guest
Original? Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, George Carlin....
Not original, just does it really fucking well.
Bill burr says “you’re a paper tiger” lol
I think that was a 'Eureka' moment for him;)
Mr clean and Mr cleaner
ferrariteddy Mr. Clean and Mr. Cleaner
Mr. Clean and Mr. Cleaner
*replies with what you said*
@@thewingedpotato6463 Mr. Clean and Mr. Cleaner
@@SavagelyAttack Mr. Clean and Mr. Cleaner
The immediate high I got when i saw new Bill Burr on JRE was unreal.
Looking forward to this masterpiece.
I also had a fully packed bong
Big salute to Bill Burr. A beast of comedy. Amazing talent. Gifted comedian.
I wish honestly I was that funny
I would give a lot to have that gift
My favorite podcast is with these two together comedy geniuses. They are great genuine conversation . Thank you guys for normalicy.
a bit late to the party and dont want to get in an argue with you but one is a podcast genius and one is comedy genius. Just dont force the tip, rest will fall in place
Bill Burr is pretty damn smart. He doesn't seem to have the advanced vocab to articulate some of the stuff he knows. But he's very good at understanding the nuances of complicated subjects. It's weird to think he didn't do well in school. Kind of illustrates how much we overvalue the judgement of the education system.
He's definitely a type that's not book-smart but is street-smart
@@toastsandwich
I really feel like the only difference between those types of people is what holds their interest. They've got the intellectual "horsepower" to be competent at something they just apply it to different things.
adhd is a bitch.
I always think that when he talks about himself like “ahhh wtf am I saying, I’m a moron” when he’s obviously crazy smart. I think you have to be extremely quick witted to be a comedian anyways, Bill can tie stuff together in a clever way no problem. He was prbly just too stressed to ever sit down and focus on education from the sounds of it
calska140 amen to this
The flight instructor being named Skyler is a joke in itself.
She fucked Ted.
@@Flyingtart Breaking Bad reference lol
@@santaman7290 those are far and few between nowadays
I don’t know your name what you look like or your gender but I think I love you
Get Norm Macdonald. It would be ridiculously awesome
Yes!! I agree!!
100 per cent! I remember Norm used to take the piss out of the Death Squad. Maybe Joe's still salty.
Norm is a low key legend. Youth today will never know
@Cellphone Dave lol there is no guarantees in life. With today's youth culture its possible that some might catch wind of what's good as far as good material. Especially with what they think is good material. Infallible is your poor attempt at a valuable retort.
I don't know how keen Norm is on Joe and his buddies, and he likes to take over interviews with his anecdotes and such. Joe will steamroll the podcast, because Norm is subtle, and Rogan is pretty dense.
"There's some 6's out there....idk..."
Bill dissolves into laughter...🤣 🤣
You guys are too good.
In a climate where the left and right are constantly shouting at each other; Bill Burr is a breath of fresh air. Great podcast.
you still pay attention that crap? i haven't payed attention to that since 2017. it's a waste of energy, brother.
FUCK OFF politically ambiguous person!
you are not part of my group? FUCK YOU BITCH!
Having a black wife will do that to you
Fuck off libtard
Good to hear ppl still showing love to Patrice O’Neal and his family way to go Burr
I really enjoyed this one, Joe. You guys have a relaxed, conversational synergy. More Bill Burr!
Bill Burr, "this is Folding-chair Johnson."
Evan Miller that shit killed me lol
I can binge watch Bill Burr and Joe Rogan for hours 😋
Now imagine Joey Diaz with those two. Perfect podcast!
I could listen to Bill Burr read a phone book.
That could actually be funny as hell
And pay money to see it
Trust me you don't want to listen to Bill read
EP114587 Stop leaving pointless hate comments and do something with your life :)
Do they still make phone books?
Bill, "can I plug the Patrice thing?"
Joe, "sure"
Bill, "So it's happening at..."
Joe, "hold on, the new Tesla makes fart noises!"
😂
datrux I hated that so much. Like come on. The disrespect.
Yeah that pissed me off.
Yeah that wasn't cool on Joe's part. It's one of my pet peeves about people that have hyper interest in things. Their interests and passions makes them ignore/disrespect others' at times.
God damn it, Jamie.
Two of the coolest dudes on the planet having a conversation. Very entertaining.
I know you guys can’t do one everyday due to quality control... but the people need Burr/Rogan content a couple times a year.
Intermittent fasting. Yeah it's called sleeping. Lmao
This comment just kicked ass and made my day.
That little line go me too haha
If you sleep 16 hours you should seek medical advice
@@tardwrangler
'Somnolence' had a mate back in day that had narcolepsy . . & who would go to sleep regular whilst talking to him
I want Dave Chapelle, Quentin Tarantino, and Louis CK on the JRE
that and ill just snowball on that. Jim Carrey, Dr. Ian the Australian Chiropractor, and Bill Nye
Ya libtard and a perv no thanks
make that shit happen
@@dreedrucka9 Check out Bill Nye on compound media with Anthony Cumia. Bill was on with Nick Dipaolo.
Louie masturbated in front of a women that he first asked. And what's wrong with Quentin Tarantino? @Zachacki Sack
59:42 Bill Burr references a "Paper Tiger" the name of his new special out on Netflix
Napo G59 joe rogan named it
snuck in a plug without even knowing it
That's usually how the good ones get named, by accident lol
Regular Neck. LMFAO
Burr = instaclick
AxxL = instadislike
More like instalick
Damn I just commented something similar lol. Thought I was original.
Faith 😂😂
Two of the coolest, funniest, and realist guys there are. Impossible to be around these 2 and not love every second
I love that Bill Burr looks like he just left poland , with his addias jumpsuit and Rolex...
we made him look like a true slav
Pretty sure he’s on his way there soon
Hahaha! He could pass for a Slav until he starts to speak. 😅
You have never been to Poland, have you?
The Rolex is not an item which Slavs possess, but Adidas and bold heads are.
I love Joe's podcast so much. Get's me through the workday.
you could do a weekly episode with bill bur. that would be cool
He has a podcast. The Monday morning podcast
That would be cool but they both have podcasts they focus on
If you did a weekly episode that would be cool 😚
I'm a fan Matt thanks for the cool Glock vids!
I was not expecting to see you here. Keep on operating.
Joe "I don't have an addictive personality" Rogan
Also staring
Joe "I totally have an addictive personality "
Rogan
Yea lol, he said he doesnt get addicted to anything last show, lol
Bill lookin like a Russian Gangster.
Slav lifestyle
Lol gta IV getup
Burnt Chrysler did his shopping.
Bill is slav squating when nobody's watching. heels on the ground
Yasin Mekki no call of duty 4
59:40 Bill foreshadowing his next Netflix special’s title
10/10 bald episode
hick
10/10 would bald again
Rogan AND Burr on Hot Ones at the same time.
the way burr treats patrice o'neals memory tells me what i already knew about this legend.
WE NEED DAVE CHAPPELLE ON THE PODCAST
he's dead dude!dont you know? the one you see in today's video is a clone...
steve cokaiko normally I’m open minded, but don’t ruin my day like that, LMAO
@@shanesmith9612 no worries bro I'm kidding XD BUT IT'S A FUCKING THING!!! there are people out there believing that today's Dave chapelle is a fucking clone!!! do a little research you'll crack up. at first I thought it was some kind of next level trolling but they seem to be super serious about it
steve cokaiko I looked it up after you said it, and you never know what’s going on, but he stopped drugs, hit the weights so yeah he’s a bit different lol. Until we know forshure. Don’t follow
Don Boss is a ja rule clone ok? XD
The most underrated comedian off all time ! Fuck he’s a funny guy! Speaks his mind !
Bill Burr will always be an automatic watch. I wish he could come on more often :D
The saddest part about this podcast is knowing now that Bill won't be back on JRE for months now.
CryptoPros true
You meant "for years" :-/
Hopefully it follows suit with 90% of other guests and he will be on your moms house, bertcast, church and Theo Von next. They seem to share guests.
CryptoPros at least we’re due for a fungal trusses
Duncan Trussel*
Wonderful comedian. *Bill Burr is a nice entertainer.*
One of the funniest people with enough self-reflection and humble opinions.
His self-reflective temper is part of the funny performance :-)
epSos.de Well said. His head is also very reflective.
Chris Mazzarella 💀
This has to be a bot, who the f talks like this? Even the name sounds like something a name generator just created. It even bolded some text, I haven't seen anyone bold text on youtube. Creepy.
@@BrookMesfin *Super creepy.*
@@BrookMesfin You know, he might just be someone who isn't terribly fluent in English who knows how to make *bold* text.
P.S. You can also do _italics,_ and -cross out- words.
Bill is one of my favorite comedians he's hilarious naturally and unique voice loved his voice acting on F is for Family
*Personal Opinion* Bill talked early on about "bettering himself" in certain aspects of his life, particularly anger. I've been listening, watching and going to his shows for 15 years. In all those years he's been consistently angry at minor infractions and also acutely aware of his tendency to overreact which is a strength in itself in my opinion. One of the major characteristics of his success (in my opinion) is his bullshit alarm, an everyman who calls it like he sees it. The guy is so endearing to 99% of the population because they laugh at what he laughs at, get upset at what he gets upset at, get enraged by what he gets enraged at and feel empathy for what he feels empathy for but he's distinct in the sense that he has the balls to get up on stage and talk about it without apology. And now he's under the impression that he needs to change something. I get progressivism motivations on the surface but when you force this shit down peoples throats you inadvertantly end up stifling true geniuses like Burr. He is in my opinion as important as anyone on the planet today because of his ability to hold up a mirror to society and tell us that we're all pieces of shit deep down regardless of gender, race or creed, including him, which is why he is a master of his trade.
I guess what I'm saying is Bill, if you ever happen to read this , just keep on being you, unapologetically. You have a family, a home, millions of fans who feel your pain and share your joy in society and you achieved all that by being Bill Burr and no one else, so never change.
Respect, just another fan.
Just one glaring oversight in your imploratory to Bill, you forgot to close with "and go fuck yourself."
A.V. Julian
I was just going to say
Go fuck yourself
But you spelled it out quite nicely
🧡🧡🧡
Im guessing it's his wife that is telling him to change.
That's awesome. I think it you write it. Same feelings.
We gotta get Norm on.
What's this "we" shit???
Yeah... that wont happen
Would pay money
Norm is too good for this bullshit.
Get Norm, Jordan Peterson and Jim Carrey and just have the most Canadian time of it
Get Louis CK, Craig Ferguson, Norm McDonald, Dave Chappelle and Conan O'brian on the podcast! None of them need it, but we all want it.
Jay Bee that's a damn good list.
@@Asefalexandernoorzai well thank you. I'm just basing it off who I and the rest of the comedy viewers love. There's a few more to add but I think that list is the list to start with. Thank you for agreeing with me.
I feel like a late night talk show host like Conan probably can’t contractually come on Joe’s show. They are basically competitors
@@christopherrocha6438 I doubt it. How? JR has UFC which is PPV granted sometimes FOX and Conan has his show on what NBC? Sorry if I'm wrong I just don't recall. But anyway one is commentary for fighting and the other is a talk show featuring celebrities and doing remotes. The only place they cross paths is UA-cam really and if they both feature a dual segment on each of their respective channels then all is fair any everybody wins right? Edit: I realize I made it sound as though the people that come on JRE arent celebrities when in fact they are but late night talk shows are, well, just different. IE: Jason Mamoa was on numerous talk shows to promote Aquaman but are we going to catch him on JRE? Probably not. That's all I'm saiyan.
Jay Bee people who come on JRE get more publicity than late night talk shows now, which is like the only podcast you can say that for. I’d consider that a competitor, not really trying to have a long-winded argument about it though
As a 20 year military and commercial helicopter pilot you nailed it Bill.
Lies
@@jacksonteller4583How do you know
@@seanm7539 bc I've been a helicopter pilot for 28 years
People calling Burr soft. I don’t think he’s soft. I see him seeing the world differently. He’s a father now. He’s in a serious marriage. He travels way more often, seeing foreign countries and how they live. And then add on top of that he now has hobbies in copters and cars. He’s giving himself happiness and channeling his anger into thoughtful energies and everyone loses their god damn minds.
Precisely!
“Thoughtful energies” lol
for real. Any time he says he does something for his wife, they say he’s whipped.
Being a podcast for myself this is one of my favorite episodes with Burr.
Most of them are likely stuck single. Pretty pathetic how much they're attached to a comedian's personal life.
By far, 1 of the best JRE episodes imo.
I second that
Who's this eastern European guy impersonating bill burr.
Adidas is the only way my friend
You mean Moby?
@@elrud5964 That's "adidas" always! No caps! Trust me.
It's Billyanik Burrovich.
Carlos Aguas holy fuck
Bill’s “wow” at 24:17 is beautifully executed
F is for Family is super legit
I didn’t think I’d like it but it’s really good. “I’ll put your head through the fucking wall!”. It’s also so crass. I love it.
Talking about trumps hair
“Have you seen it?” Joe
“Yeah, he’s the president” bill
Wow, Joe in the studio with a real life GTA character.
Just in case some of you don't know, Bill played Jason in the Lost and the Damned expansion pack for GTA IV
There was a Tunisian back alley knife fighter who was in GTA on the show last week too
Joe: have you ever tried intermittent fasting?
Bill: yeah, it's called sleeping.
****classic*****
Joe "I had a T1 line installed for Quake" Rogan
Respect, cant even hate on that.
Quake was a good game.
T3. T1 was shit.
"My hands were all sweaty, I would play for 10 to 12 hours sometimes" JR 2018
Bill always makes Rogan laugh so much and hard.
he make us all do that
Bill always money
The speed and precision my mouse pointer went to this thumbnail was groundbreaking.
In my hometown, Cha cha Muldowney used to drive an old Chevy that used to say, "If you can beat me, you can e.. me"
God bless Bill Burr. Says it like it is. Just a genius mind for years.
Joe "Regular Neck" Rogan
Joe “I sleep with a mouthpiece” Rogan
For my sanity's sake would somebody tell me what is the reference behind Joe "" Rogan? :D
@@milads4070 my guess would be because he's associated with martial arts
@@milads4070 haha would love to know myself
@@krytxps What?! NO. Not sure if it is a reference to him interrupting his guest because I know that is a meme but Joe "" Rogan has to be the most famous one and I'm sure it isn't related to the MMA.
I love bill burr he puts me such a better mood. Every time I watch with him In a video or whatever I feel way better.
JOE: "You don't change people by yelling at them."
DRILL SERGEANT: "Challenge accepted."
This comment also works because of your profile pic
Dude the purpose of the yelling is to see whether you can follow instructions and pay attention under stress, it doesn't change you
@@ricque2331 It's more than seeing if you can pay attention under stress. If you can't already, it's teaching you to. Same with following instructions. In that respect the yelling is changing you.
@ricque everything they do in the military is totally trying to change you in to a good soldier. Which is obv necessary.
49:25 when bill said "at the end of the day you married an 8 year old." I fuckin died