I Frustrated a Tiny Baby Raccoon

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2015
  • I looked out my door and saw this little baby hobbling around my driveway with no parents in sight. She isn't to keen on me right now, as you can tell. It is likely her mother was trapped and transported away to a reserve to protect the chickens. She will be nurtured to sustainability and released back into the wild at a animal reservation.
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  • @phaylen
    @phaylen  7 років тому +41301

    This little fella stayed with me for three days and then went to live with a wildlife rescue foster home where they were already caring for another orphaned Raccoon. They were brought up together and released into the wild at a nature preserve together 5 months later, which I attended to say goodbye!

    • @athyrmose
      @athyrmose 7 років тому +898

      Thanks for the update. Your commentary cracks me up.😂

    • @lisakueter4754
      @lisakueter4754 7 років тому +751

      Thank you for many things!
      1. For finding this little one.
      2. For filming and posting. So adorable!
      3. For taking this wee one to a wildlife rescuer.
      4. For the update that the baby and his/her friend at the rescue were recently released.

    • @michelemichele5204
      @michelemichele5204 7 років тому +173

      you said all that i was thinking too. this lady is a hero. that baby would have been in so much danger on his own..tough guy or not he was doomed!

    • @birthaappleshirt7404
      @birthaappleshirt7404 7 років тому +97

      Phaylen Fairchild that's wonderful you are a very kind human being

    • @Peaches_H_Nyce
      @Peaches_H_Nyce 7 років тому +28

      Phaylen Fairchild that was really cute🤗

  • @tonictimed
    @tonictimed 7 років тому +3313

    **DROPS THE ENTIRE BLANKET ON TOP OF THE RACCOON**
    "Well that seemed to work."

    • @alexisvrse
      @alexisvrse 7 років тому

      Saeyoung Choi me

    • @RedBullxMD
      @RedBullxMD 7 років тому +38

      HAHA of course it did

    • @kas8ia
      @kas8ia 7 років тому

      Kyleigh Strider is your avatar an ikimaru's fanart of dave strider?

    • @nicolehj8416
      @nicolehj8416 7 років тому +4

      Kyleigh Strider 😂

    • @TheGr3nadeboy
      @TheGr3nadeboy 7 років тому +22

      It was very effective

  • @greedybeefy565
    @greedybeefy565 5 років тому +2933

    "My mom told me to wait here for her while shes going to the grocery store"

  • @Annababy575757
    @Annababy575757 5 років тому +5916

    “Why are you mean?” 😂

    • @endvine9951
      @endvine9951 3 роки тому +2

      smh OF girls

    • @misenthropic
      @misenthropic 3 роки тому +41

      "Why are you gay?"

    • @misenthropic
      @misenthropic 3 роки тому +16

      @Professional Nasty pretty sure it is, it was a famous news review of a gay person and it became a meme cause he straight up asked "Why are you gay?"

    • @deathsticksaddict7756
      @deathsticksaddict7756 3 роки тому +5

      @@misenthropic "pasta"

    • @28stabwounds60
      @28stabwounds60 3 роки тому +5

      I ask my cat that all the time

  • @diorgf921
    @diorgf921 5 років тому +7237

    “Nobody is going to believe this after everything I’ve been through.”
    LMFAO

  • @HonksterTheGoose
    @HonksterTheGoose 5 років тому +7085

    Little guy couldn't decide whether to go "Grrrrrr I attacc" or "No pls I'm smol"

    • @mshikendodem4316
      @mshikendodem4316 5 років тому +42

      Mack Jones thit spellin is garbag

    • @nicky8257
      @nicky8257 5 років тому +63

      Che Pajogwin Nde Zhnëkaz stfu captain spells

    • @Andre-od2sw
      @Andre-od2sw 5 років тому +34

      @@mshikendodem4316 its somethin when Adolf Hitler calling you out for being a grammer nazi lol

    • @zionrobinson5194
      @zionrobinson5194 5 років тому +4

      @@mshikendodem4316 ye caynt tak

    • @eisernenfuchs123
      @eisernenfuchs123 5 років тому +14

      @@mshikendodem4316 that's the whole point of it. I hate pop culture yet I understood it perfectly. Lovely insolence

  • @jamesgraal4994
    @jamesgraal4994 7 років тому +5053

    He protec
    But also, *He Atac*

  • @jaleikahernandez1631
    @jaleikahernandez1631 3 роки тому +283

    "You can barely walk , where is your mom?"😭❤

  • @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502
    @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502 3 роки тому +58

    The little guy didn't know if he wanted to act cute or 'scary' and that makes him even more adorable lmao

    • @angelmartin7310
      @angelmartin7310 Рік тому +1

      Whenever they do that you just ignore it and cuddle them and they will start purring. They are just terrified and desperate for reassurance. He doesn't even have teeth yet. This guy was definitely orphaned and needed help.

  • @kidswithhalos552
    @kidswithhalos552 7 років тому +2984

    "Excuse me, did you just jump at _this_?"

  • @bigguy555
    @bigguy555 7 років тому +1492

    This animal has 2 sides ,
    side 1- "aw so cute"
    side 2- "OH SHIT HIS RUNNING TOWARDS ME"

    • @diggi6968
      @diggi6968 7 років тому +10

      BIG GUY 😂

    • @cheyenne.studio
      @cheyenne.studio 7 років тому +1

      Haha

    • @KongListBlog
      @KongListBlog 7 років тому

      BIG GUY YesZir - adorable n' cute looking but relentless n' vicious by nature...ask the Japanese -they will concur. (P.S. Folks who are too lazy to Google-It or do research, here you go: The Children’s Book That Caused Japan’s Raccoon Problem www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/childrens-book-behind-japans-raccoon-problem-180954577/)

  • @robbyphelps3243
    @robbyphelps3243 5 років тому +527

    “Am I stupid for doing this?..
    Hi. Hello. How are you”?
    Lmfao ME EVERYDAY

  • @sl0wku43
    @sl0wku43 3 роки тому +134

    “Nobody is going to believe this after everything I’ve been through” I love this first line out of context XD

  • @dznArro
    @dznArro 5 років тому +9255

    rocket really fell off after he lost the guardians of the galaxy

    • @HurricaneHugues
      @HurricaneHugues 5 років тому +173

      Hey take it easy, will ya? you're only a genius on earth, pal.

    • @Nannowatts19482
      @Nannowatts19482 5 років тому +86

      I thought you were a build a bear

    • @emmaparker
      @emmaparker 5 років тому +30

      except he has them again, only their the asgardians if the galaxy now

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 5 років тому +30

      Still took it better then Thor.

    • @davidsiqueira2996
      @davidsiqueira2996 5 років тому +4

      Your my new favorite person

  • @kykay4243
    @kykay4243 7 років тому +1415

    "Hello."

    • @eqfs9455
      @eqfs9455 7 років тому +28

      So fucken weird right!?

    • @shadow.banned
      @shadow.banned 7 років тому +3

      📞📞📞

    • @ShabogBoo978
      @ShabogBoo978 7 років тому +14

      hedakay is it me you're looking for?? I can see it your eyes..

    • @tigerishnose9818
      @tigerishnose9818 7 років тому +3

      Sha Bong Boo I can see it in your smile...

    • @Hwasasthroneismyface
      @Hwasasthroneismyface 7 років тому +17

      Thank god he didint answer..

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 5 років тому +1083

    What is rocket doing here?

  • @brendon8640
    @brendon8640 3 роки тому +55

    “Hello, hi🙋‍♀️ who are you?”
    “EEE”

  • @evelynd6138
    @evelynd6138 7 років тому +3499

    The person filming this video is me af

  • @TheKevinwang93
    @TheKevinwang93 7 років тому +1502

    mama raised no b*tch

  • @ragnardeathhand4837
    @ragnardeathhand4837 5 років тому +90

    My favorite part is the “did you just jump at this?!”

  • @Kevin-ui8cz
    @Kevin-ui8cz 3 роки тому +57

    “Idk if you’ve got teeth” - Oh honey, that little fella has teeth....

  • @yung_takeoff
    @yung_takeoff 7 років тому +13093

    I dont think they speak english

    • @trainerkai1313
      @trainerkai1313 7 років тому +104

      Allias :P don't act like you don't talk to your pets like that (if you have pets)

    • @sezzy334
      @sezzy334 7 років тому +47

      yung_takeoff Pet owners do the same thing and it confuses me but you don't see me talking about how time consuming and strange it is.

    • @yung_takeoff
      @yung_takeoff 7 років тому +7

      aienatu ikr

    • @adon2701
      @adon2701 7 років тому +10

      Allias :P she?

    • @claps9404
      @claps9404 7 років тому +400

      "Where is your mom?" "latitude 34 south, longitude 58 west or so"

  • @JonyGoldz
    @JonyGoldz 5 років тому +3992

    "Wheres your mom?"
    *squeak*

    • @tmartn3538
      @tmartn3538 5 років тому +7

      Don'tMindMe DUDE, YOU RUINED THE STREAK!!!!!! THIS COMMENT WASNT TOUCHED FOR MONTHS AND WAS HIGHLY LIKED!!!!!WHY DID YOU RUIN IT!!!!! WHHHHHYYYY??!!!!

    • @moge-ko962
      @moge-ko962 5 років тому +2

      @@tmartn3538 chill

    • @wise9421
      @wise9421 5 років тому +2

      Chill.

    • @sayantan009
      @sayantan009 5 років тому

      EVERYONE plz delete it comments ...for the streak to remain...after that I will delete this comment too

    • @speedycraft1162
      @speedycraft1162 5 років тому

      @@sayantan009 agreed

  • @Lookup33
    @Lookup33 3 роки тому +5

    That lil sneak lunge attack was dope

  • @kiamaria331
    @kiamaria331 3 роки тому +159

    "No one is going to believe this after everything I've been through!"
    Me: So, what...what have you been through? xD

    • @bizzzzzzle
      @bizzzzzzle 3 роки тому +1

      I’m guessing she’s a schizophrenic and don’t think people would believe her

    • @justintime6242
      @justintime6242 3 роки тому

      @@bizzzzzzle Nope, you might be one tho. Keep an eye out for that. Developes slower in men.

    • @justabitofjunkie2595
      @justabitofjunkie2595 3 роки тому +5

      @@justintime6242 How do I know if I'm gay? Can you diagnose me as well? Thank you, sir.

    • @itsgr1m720
      @itsgr1m720 3 роки тому +11

      @@justabitofjunkie2595 what the hell happened here?

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 3 роки тому +2

      @@itsgr1m720 Your great grandmother came to me in a dream saying I'm her reincarnated and I'm just here to check validity.

  • @christinawalker6356
    @christinawalker6356 7 років тому +2861

    he was acting so aggressive then you said, "you can barely walk" 😂😂😂 i died

    • @calva7538
      @calva7538 7 років тому +4

      Christina Walker sounds like a drunk person lol

    • @calva7538
      @calva7538 7 років тому +11

      Levi Anthony lol someone doesn't know sarcasm

    • @calva7538
      @calva7538 7 років тому +16

      Levi Anthony and it was funny because the raccoon was benign aggressive when it can barely stand.

    • @mr.bigglesworth2952
      @mr.bigglesworth2952 7 років тому +8

      Levi Anthony you really need a life if your randomly responding to a 7 month old comment to try and make someone having a good time look bad...
      that's really fucking sad man.

    • @cole328
      @cole328 7 років тому +2

      Mr. Bigglesworth 😂😂 triggered

  • @FardinKhan-nk5ep
    @FardinKhan-nk5ep 5 років тому +3809

    "You can barely walk where's your mom"
    My dad to me when I was almost 2

    • @spangliard
      @spangliard 5 років тому +8

      *your

    • @callum9611
      @callum9611 5 років тому +60

      Funny my dad said that to me at 23 years old

    • @robboss1839
      @robboss1839 5 років тому +5

      Seems more around the age of 20 for me

    • @anontutorials4748
      @anontutorials4748 5 років тому +1

      Damn

    • @FardinKhan-nk5ep
      @FardinKhan-nk5ep 5 років тому +4

      And don't worry I still have both my OG parents. Shits not dark.

  • @crazycatlady39
    @crazycatlady39 3 роки тому +8

    Human: "Where's your Mommy?"
    Baby Raccoon: Stranger Danger!!! Rawrrr!!!

  • @Pokemon_Doge
    @Pokemon_Doge 5 років тому +161

    I know you're trying to make this a video but I don't think the raccoon understands a single damn word you're saying

    • @kayafrazier3081
      @kayafrazier3081 5 років тому +1

      Pokemon Doge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LibraBlue1962
    @LibraBlue1962 5 років тому +2741

    It’s not answering because it’s too young to have developed a vocabulary yet.

    • @rahulchib6191
      @rahulchib6191 5 років тому +24

      Or it's not american

    • @65firered
      @65firered 5 років тому +33

      @@rahulchib6191 Perhaps he only responds to British or Canadian English.

    • @minamimotomorphine796
      @minamimotomorphine796 5 років тому +25

      He only talks Groot for now ...

    • @williamleader7398
      @williamleader7398 5 років тому +2

      Yeah rookie mistake

    • @daitayl7170
      @daitayl7170 5 років тому +3

      I love this comment. Cracked me up.

  • @problematix
    @problematix 7 років тому +4747

    "who are you?" "squeeee"

    • @marcopolo9413
      @marcopolo9413 7 років тому +1

      problematic Nexus is that you!? 😂😂 lol

    • @papoyminions6404
      @papoyminions6404 7 років тому +6

      problematic let's call that little fella squeely

    • @lesliegrouper9670
      @lesliegrouper9670 7 років тому +1

      problematic 😂😂😭😭

    • @ThatGrlManik
      @ThatGrlManik 6 років тому +1

      problematic 💀

    • @ThePener
      @ThePener 6 років тому +3

      Where's your mom??

  • @jermfanaccount
    @jermfanaccount 3 роки тому +3

    0:31 that little growl noise he made is adorable

  • @tigerstar5231
    @tigerstar5231 5 років тому +18

    "Whats your name??"
    *SQUEAK*
    Thats.... too adorable stop it XD

  • @Starriaaa
    @Starriaaa 5 років тому +2745

    Man: “Where’s your mommy”
    Raccoon: hell if I’d know

  • @MsTemptation
    @MsTemptation 7 років тому +1625

    So did it ever tell you the whereabouts of its mom?..

    • @DoItSoonTutorials
      @DoItSoonTutorials 7 років тому +116

      He said 9 moths ago in a comment (scroll up):
      This little fella stayed with me for three days and then went to live with a wildlife rescue foster home where they were already caring for another orphaned Raccoon. They were brought up together and released into the wild at a nature preserve together 5 months later, which I attended to say goodbye!

    • @DoItSoonTutorials
      @DoItSoonTutorials 7 років тому +3

      Oh lmao - may or may not have been 3am when I watched this video. Thanks tho

    • @phantasmo9998
      @phantasmo9998 7 років тому +15

      Ikr? Why couldn't the racoon give an accurate street address?

    • @shriekingbushpigshrieking
      @shriekingbushpigshrieking 7 років тому

      nlpjohn epic comment. 🤣

    • @Carazhan
      @Carazhan 7 років тому

      nlpjohn the person in the video is a woman

  • @RamiroInx
    @RamiroInx 3 роки тому +15

    you ask him where is his mom like he is going to respond: "Yeah man like, my mom just went to the grocery store, she comin' back in like 10 min."

  • @itaintoveryeti9444
    @itaintoveryeti9444 3 роки тому +9

    "don't touch me, I don't want your diseases"

  • @SKYLARK1965B
    @SKYLARK1965B 5 років тому +5322

    "Hi. Who are you?"
    **squeak**
    😍😍😍

    • @manman7404
      @manman7404 5 років тому +16

      SKYLARK1965B GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *squeak*

    • @zerlix.4878
      @zerlix.4878 5 років тому +6

      SKYLARK1965B cum

    • @bender3666
      @bender3666 5 років тому +3

      @@zerlix.4878 what?

    • @zerlix.4878
      @zerlix.4878 5 років тому +5

      @Elijah Stringer nothing

    • @zerlix.4878
      @zerlix.4878 5 років тому

      Spyder Zz No duh, dipshit

  • @twicemadd
    @twicemadd 7 років тому +671

    This "where's your mommy" person should be friends with the "stop bear" lady. They are so effective at bilingual cute cuddly animal communication.

    • @driftingraven1
      @driftingraven1 7 років тому +16

      twicemadd I fuckin love that bear lady I think about that video all the time hahahaha

    • @thedragonsnortchannel2609
      @thedragonsnortchannel2609 7 років тому +5

      Drifting Raven Better hope Rocket Raccoon doesn't find out that he has a kid. That would just put weight on the Guardians

  • @Oxford322
    @Oxford322 3 роки тому +4

    I love the “ Hey! “ when he lunged at blanket ! He’s flippin’ adorable 😍

  • @murdvre
    @murdvre 3 роки тому +6

    Raccoon: *Death Noise of Destruction*
    Lady: Do you wanna get down?

  • @MitzyChann
    @MitzyChann 7 років тому +4213

    "Why are you mean?" Lol me when I meet people

    • @tristanganahl4680
      @tristanganahl4680 7 років тому +95

      nelly nells people when they meet me

    • @uhoh6706
      @uhoh6706 7 років тому +10

      +nelly nells Me when I see a comment section

    • @darkdan2813
      @darkdan2813 7 років тому

      nelly nells 666th like 😂

    • @Keyspirits
      @Keyspirits 6 років тому

      Hay baby 😉

    • @nicolbolas5934
      @nicolbolas5934 6 років тому +6

      He shown signs of disease, maybe rabies, most infants don't leave their mother and it was acting disoriented and agressive

  • @thiccwhysure1795
    @thiccwhysure1795 6 років тому +1016

    "You can barely walk where's ur mom" just sounds like when I talk to my drunk friends

    • @domchap3186
      @domchap3186 6 років тому +1

      Thicc? WHY SURE!! 😂😂😂

    • @baggergurl16
      @baggergurl16 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

    • @kaylafox2289
      @kaylafox2289 5 років тому

      I don't mean for my question to sound rude or anything. But is the youtuber who is filming this a male or female? Because in the profile pic the user looks like a woman but in the vid he sounds like a guy.

  • @skylerdumas8331
    @skylerdumas8331 5 років тому +13

    Picks him up to ask where his mom is. Him: “You could have freaking asked me on the ground and gotten the same reply.”

  • @deeeeeeeench1209
    @deeeeeeeench1209 5 років тому +11

    Definitely a rough night out for that lad

  • @WissCoast
    @WissCoast 7 років тому +944

    -Where's your mom?
    -Uh gimme a sec I got the address on my phone

  • @undergroundalcoholsi
    @undergroundalcoholsi 5 років тому +2769

    "You can barely walk where's your mom"
    Me talking to my friend after she's had too many

    • @brandonknight431
      @brandonknight431 5 років тому +11

      Lmao

    • @krillbeans8620
      @krillbeans8620 5 років тому +20

      too many what
      what did your friend do
      w h a t d i d y o u r f r i e n d d o a l c o h o l

    • @team3gaming749
      @team3gaming749 5 років тому +2

      undergroundalcoholsi Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @amorcito..
      @amorcito.. 5 років тому +1

      She'll soon have more u-u

    • @dr.psychonaut1140
      @dr.psychonaut1140 5 років тому +5

      Nick The Great Tf is he too innocent about? 😂

  • @philipbrooks7640
    @philipbrooks7640 3 роки тому +52

    "Why are you mean?" I imagine sitting in the grass, and some stranger comes up and tries to touch me. I would be like stahp. Then they try to pick me up so I push them away. And they say to me.. "why are you mean?". Lol

    • @aaAAA--
      @aaAAA-- 3 роки тому +6

      And they're like 20 times bigger than you lol

    • @DmitriiA-xt4hc
      @DmitriiA-xt4hc 3 роки тому

      He looks he is ill

    • @Heuhegeygeygeheu
      @Heuhegeygeygeheu 3 роки тому +2

      @@aaAAA-- and they pick you up and keep repeating "where's your mom?"

  • @oski7423
    @oski7423 3 роки тому +23

    This woman is talking to it like she’s expecting it to say “Oh she’s actually just gone to get some food but she’ll be back”

  • @Amy-jm3yh
    @Amy-jm3yh 5 років тому +1840

    "Aw, isn't that cute. He's trying to claw my eyes out." - - Ned Flanders

  • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
    @yeeturmcbeetur8197 5 років тому +1921

    “How much for the arm?”
    “It’s not for sale”

  • @melmarimess6747
    @melmarimess6747 3 роки тому +5

    THE LAST SECOND WHERE HE JUST WENT “REH” AT THE BLANKET...

  • @xyglrox5869
    @xyglrox5869 5 років тому +2

    Racoon- oh thanks sarah, my mom’s over there on the sidewalk with the rooster 2 blocks away.

  • @Daniwasinvented
    @Daniwasinvented 7 років тому +799

    DO YOU NOT KNOW *ENGLISH!!??*
    WHERE...IS...YOUR...MOM!???!!

  • @carlosivan86
    @carlosivan86 6 років тому +2051

    *throws shirt at racoon*
    *rAAA ggrrrRRR*
    “There. That seemed to work”

    • @zioxei
      @zioxei 6 років тому +15

      everything is fine.

    • @karinarodgers_
      @karinarodgers_ 6 років тому +2

      that logo tho x

    • @Alice-bg5hh
      @Alice-bg5hh 6 років тому

      😂

    • @danielgisborne3469
      @danielgisborne3469 6 років тому +1

      I'm keeping it for when I fuck up really badly.
      _sets kitchen on fire_
      _throws cup of water into the flames, hoping it'll make any difference_
      "that seemed to work"

  • @shashabrus7040
    @shashabrus7040 3 роки тому +3

    Him asking the raccoon like it's a human and can answer lol.
    "wHeRe'S YoUr mOM"

  • @mrgamer123bestone7
    @mrgamer123bestone7 4 роки тому +5

    1:10 :"Hi, who are you?"
    Raccoon: "Cute sounds"

  • @neptase6872
    @neptase6872 5 років тому +7968

    Sucks to see such a marvel actor go down the wrong path😞

    • @User-rm2uv
      @User-rm2uv 5 років тому +210

      xbysz [ytp] rocket screws with the time-stone and ends up an infant strung out on drugs

    • @gwengwen3769
      @gwengwen3769 5 років тому +74

      Actually the "actor" that was the model for Rocket, Oreo, died a bit ago.

    • @gwengwen3769
      @gwengwen3769 5 років тому +54

      @@noahheinrich I get the joke, dont worry, I'm just sharing something that I learned.

    • @Despotic_Waffle
      @Despotic_Waffle 5 років тому +30

      @@gwengwen3769 that's actually kinda sad

    • @iidevy
      @iidevy 5 років тому +7

      Gwen Stacy r/wooosh

  • @RG7621
    @RG7621 6 років тому +4638

    He was frustrated by the portrait filming.

  • @internetuser8607
    @internetuser8607 5 років тому +6

    *He protecc*
    *He attacc*
    But most importantly he cry like one of *Us*

  • @alexrocks135
    @alexrocks135 5 років тому +2

    She still looking for her mom

  • @KirstinElizabethBowden
    @KirstinElizabethBowden 5 років тому +4046

    This popped up in my recommendations and I’m not complaining

    • @evocativearts1797
      @evocativearts1797 5 років тому +8

      Kirstin Elizabeth same.. he's a cute lil shit isnt he!

    • @hi6515
      @hi6515 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @BLTwJaye
      @BLTwJaye 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @ctja846
      @ctja846 5 років тому +1

      Kirstin Elizabeth thank you UA-cam

    • @Mari-hb5do
      @Mari-hb5do 5 років тому +1

      Kirstin Elizabeth same!

  • @gennie01
    @gennie01 6 років тому +654

    Stop interrogating it that little burglar has the right to remain silent.

  • @user-vq6yn3kv4t
    @user-vq6yn3kv4t 5 років тому +2

    I hate when people treat wild animals like they're house hold pets

  • @lilyblu4577
    @lilyblu4577 5 років тому +2

    You kept asking him "Wheres your mom" like he was gonna point & say "In that trashcan" lmao. 🤣

  • @twistedlogic9739
    @twistedlogic9739 7 років тому +953

    I love how they ask "Where's your mum?" like they expect an answer.

  • @onyxxdrako4648
    @onyxxdrako4648 7 років тому +2831

    guardians of the galaxy volume 3 looks great

  • @matthewneuwoehner8034
    @matthewneuwoehner8034 3 роки тому +1

    Raccoon slowly backs away from scary woman with phone 3” away from him
    “I’m gonna try to pick him up”
    *hisses a few times*
    STILL PICKS IT UP OML IM CRYING

  • @sif3398
    @sif3398 3 роки тому +3

    "why are you mean?" yeah I would be happy to if a loud giant figure would've just suddenly approached me

  • @harveycrew6163
    @harveycrew6163 7 років тому +276

    How rude of the raccoon not to give you directions to its mother.

  • @skogga
    @skogga 9 років тому +1107

    Teeth? Yes. Rabies? Maybe.... so don't bite him.

    • @spaceshepp818
      @spaceshepp818 8 років тому +34

      +skogga i was just goona say that, sometimes when raccoon's go crazy they have Rabies and even babies too. i have an experience from getting away from the raccoon on a trail with my friends... Sometimes you have to be cautious and a liitle far away from them. Also raccoons can't be that bad but it is just the rabies that gets in their brain, its not their fault.

    • @thieney
      @thieney 7 років тому +13

      skogga its super hard for racoon's to get rabies

    • @eb7604
      @eb7604 7 років тому +25

      thieney raccoons, along with foxes, skunks, and bats, are actually considered the primary carriers of rabies in the U.S

    • @thieney
      @thieney 7 років тому +6

      Stereotypes

    • @Max-dz2ux
      @Max-dz2ux 7 років тому +33

      actually no. not a stereotype. ALL mammals can carry rabies, so the animals that aren't vaccinated in the wild can have rabies. you can never be too careful. I work at a vet clinic and I get my rabies shot just in case.

  • @DorothyDollLee
    @DorothyDollLee 3 роки тому +4

    1:37 he goes "nnyom!" And bites the blanket. That got me lol

  • @AcanurosContentNetwork
    @AcanurosContentNetwork 5 років тому +4

    Ah yes, Rocket in his younger years

  • @jaymatthew738
    @jaymatthew738 7 років тому +701

    Rule number 1: Always carry a pokeball when you go out in the wild.

    • @harrimat100
      @harrimat100 7 років тому +28

      I've always wanted a *REEEEEE*.

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 7 років тому +29

      Rule number one: STOP MAKING VIDEOS IN PORTRAIT MODE!!!!!

    • @seahound317
      @seahound317 7 років тому

      harrimat100 me too

    • @harrimat100
      @harrimat100 7 років тому

      bassage13 Rule number one of Popo's training, don't talk about Popo's training.

  • @NameiSarah
    @NameiSarah 6 років тому +868

    - "Where's you mom"
    - "she's over there"

  • @youfoundwaldo77
    @youfoundwaldo77 5 років тому +7

    "nobody's going to believe this after everything I've been through"
    Me every time something crazy happens

  • @haileyfindlay8069
    @haileyfindlay8069 3 роки тому +2

    “hello” lol the way she says it is such a mood

  • @manaspuranik8353
    @manaspuranik8353 6 років тому +1851

    So this is what happened to Rocket after Infinity War

    • @kylee438
      @kylee438 6 років тому +13

      This mad me laugh🤣🤣more than I should’ve 😭😭

    • @kayleemadison8456
      @kayleemadison8456 6 років тому +17

      Damn he really let himself go

    • @stephaniesmith2115
      @stephaniesmith2115 5 років тому +1

      Thanos hurt everyone huh?

    • @emmettaerison742
      @emmettaerison742 5 років тому +9

      Damn.... he really let himself go after losing Groot

    • @juneyang1671
      @juneyang1671 5 років тому

      noooo stop 😭😭😭

  • @Syn
    @Syn 7 років тому +2697

    It takes 3 weeks for a baby raccoon to live by itself. Also when you approach raccoons bribe them with food.

    • @msbackwoods19
      @msbackwoods19 7 років тому +4

      xSyn i

    • @samuelesowhode9016
      @samuelesowhode9016 7 років тому +11

      Syn sup i can't believe you're watching this vid XD

    • @angelgonzalez3303
      @angelgonzalez3303 7 років тому +3

      Syn syn umm ok then love your vids hmmmm i just cant belive your watching this lol

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 7 років тому +74

      Syn Or say "I am Groot."

    • @orbit_gum5661
      @orbit_gum5661 7 років тому +117

      The fuck kinda raccoon professional are you

  • @thomasmorris4449
    @thomasmorris4449 3 роки тому +2

    "why are you mean" said the youtuber to the wild animal.

  • @mokono5331
    @mokono5331 5 років тому +6

    The random cut off when they attacked the blanket 😩

  • @jalenhawse6276
    @jalenhawse6276 5 років тому +1876

    Threatens to bite
    "Imma wrap you up in a blanket"
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @Zuliz
    @Zuliz 6 років тому +1223

    Imagine the raccoon respond like "oh yeah she right around the corner just put me there and im good".

  • @theopenmouth9695
    @theopenmouth9695 3 роки тому +6

    "Why are you mean"
    I ask myself this everyday

    • @XxFl0wersxxX
      @XxFl0wersxxX 3 роки тому

      I found someone just like me-

    • @Xamser8
      @Xamser8 3 роки тому

      @@XxFl0wersxxX no

    • @XxFl0wersxxX
      @XxFl0wersxxX 3 роки тому

      @@Xamser8 oh shush

    • @Xamser8
      @Xamser8 3 роки тому

      @@XxFl0wersxxX ok

  • @rogerlawrencewhite1475
    @rogerlawrencewhite1475 3 роки тому

    TY for your kindness towards this baby raccoon as most people wouldn’t have bothered or been to afraid, that you got it to an animal rescue center and we’re around to see it released is extremely commendable. TY for your kindness and good work

  • @JohnGrahamDoe
    @JohnGrahamDoe 7 років тому +113

    "Where's your mommy?"
    "YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER! MARK MY WORDS! NEVER!"

  • @VincentJaugan
    @VincentJaugan 6 років тому +3384

    Damn even as a baby rocket raccoon was feisty little thing.

    • @GothKiitsune
      @GothKiitsune 6 років тому +1

      Crackerjack Films haha

    • @Byrds0ng
      @Byrds0ng 6 років тому +7

      Crackerjack Films omg I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @xjgbgaming3480
      @xjgbgaming3480 5 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 5 років тому +9

      ooooo feisty lil' thang

    • @safeinmyheart1
      @safeinmyheart1 5 років тому +3

      He’s like a baby Tyrannosaurus... he wants to devour her face, but doesn’t know how yet. lol

  • @mikedziak5740
    @mikedziak5740 5 років тому +2

    Phaylen: beautiful story and ending. Thank you for what u did.

  • @thevikingwarrior11
    @thevikingwarrior11 3 роки тому +1

    One of the most adorable things I've seen on UA-cam.

  • @ipolarisi2381
    @ipolarisi2381 6 років тому +1099

    His little hands though

    • @Scruffye36RZN
      @Scruffye36RZN 5 років тому +1

      I Polaris I legs*

    • @ICONICxox
      @ICONICxox 5 років тому +2

      AverseFire Nope, they're hands not legs

    • @PridelessChickz
      @PridelessChickz 5 років тому

      My wife has tiny hands and I always call her a raccoon lol

  • @niamhryan7178
    @niamhryan7178 7 років тому +1560

    What sassy little guy! The raccoon's cute too

    • @jenetalong6452
      @jenetalong6452 7 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Alex-df1nr
      @Alex-df1nr 7 років тому

      Niamh Ryan XR

    • @Chocokaylarobin
      @Chocokaylarobin 7 років тому +1

      Niamh Ryan ikr! I was just about to say that XD

    • @ea5916
      @ea5916 7 років тому

      Niamh Ryan LMFAOOOOO

    • @brrr8904
      @brrr8904 7 років тому

      Niamh Ryan LMAO

  • @thelonelyspider_official
    @thelonelyspider_official 5 років тому +7

    When your crew of space pirates disintegrates and you're left all alone.

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g 2 роки тому +1

    Nice lady: “Where’s your mommy?”
    Bratty child: “Where’s YOUR mommy?!”

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +1814

    "where's your mom? where's your mom?"
    Mom: *Sneaks up behind her*

    • @FardinKhan-nk5ep
      @FardinKhan-nk5ep 5 років тому +5

      Her*

    • @Eecw1188
      @Eecw1188 5 років тому

      Dagan Ward GUUUURRRRLLL

    • @deadguy1366
      @deadguy1366 5 років тому +19

      Onion Juice no,
      Woman: where’s your mom?
      Mom raccoon: (teleports) *omae wa mou shindeiru*
      Woman: *Nani?!*
      *DIES*

    • @stevendeleon6123
      @stevendeleon6123 3 роки тому

      Saving Silverman hahaha

    • @mariyam9861
      @mariyam9861 3 роки тому

      The mom is bigfoot 😔

  • @Camiel08Erin11
    @Camiel08Erin11 7 років тому +660

    I was hoping the raccoon told her where his mommy was

    • @i6tir
      @i6tir 6 років тому +20

      Yeah, he was kinda rude not to answer the question..!

  • @headzox
    @headzox 5 років тому +6

    Awww I really wish he found his mom 😭😭

  • @TheMissHooligan
    @TheMissHooligan 5 років тому +1

    He's not mean.. He's scared.. Too dang cute though.. Happy you helped him out and got him to a place to where he could be taken care of! 😊

  • @_jaclyn_dalessandro02
    @_jaclyn_dalessandro02 5 років тому +769

    "Why are you mean?!" Me everyday

  • @gottastoppo
    @gottastoppo 3 роки тому +2

    I like the ending, it just cuts off on baby racoon go "RrrraA-"

  • @youknowthefunnythingis6869
    @youknowthefunnythingis6869 3 роки тому +3

    I'd be pissed too if someone filmed me vertically