DIY Caterham vs The Stig | Top Gear
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- Опубліковано 2 лис 2008
- Highlights from a Top Gear feature. Jeremy, James and Richard take on The Stig in a special race. As the boys try to build a Caterham from scratch and get it out on the track, The Stig is driving his fully built version from London. But who will cross the finish line first?
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"Your wife leaves you, she's in bed with a milkman and you're like 'ohhh where's my front suspension unit?'
I lost it there😂😂😂
LNorts02 hi
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Add that to Beautiful lines to hear in life
Me too... then I lost it again at 6:30 😂
This sums up a group project in school. Jeremy is the guy who only shows up on the due date.
Damn that's impressive for a trio of guys who spent half their time arguing.
And James who's filing stuff.
LukeInside " *JAYMES* "
It really is haha. I would honestly pay really good money to view the full length unedited version of them building the car.
Isn't one of them an engineer?
twistedyogert hammond is a decent mechanic , but I dont think either of the 3 are engineers.
2:22
20 minutes into Caterham building and chill and he gives you this look.
James and Hammond knew that Jeremy would somehow cock up epically whilst fitting in the seats of course.
Low Gunfire with a hammer nonetheless.
7:14 Then when she asks if you're enjoying yourself yet.
How can you have Caterham building and chill? What is wrong with people nowadays that they attempt to be funny by spouting the same unfunny internet non-humour meme shit all the time.
@@David-ud9ju I think it may be funny but you don't get it.
“This car belong tuu yuu sir”
“Can a ask where you’re going tuuu”
“Can a ask where yav come from”
😂😂😂😂
They are gonna have alot of fun trying to interrogate him 🤣
Stig used his right to remain silent.
is this even english? :D
@@medvidekmisa eh, it's slightly gae😂
"Look at the picture."
"It doesn't tell me anything! They may as well've just photographed your arse!!"
love it
The amount of patience it must take to be in the same room as jeremy let alone build a car with him...amazing
Yeah it’s staged you know that right ?
Or James mays “blistering fast” speed he goes to build the car
I remember his Cottage Car. The crew building it and the designer managed pretty well.
@@psycho479🤓
@@adamw9421must be hard to be in the same room like people like him, no sense of humour at all
I expected the stig to suddenly overtake them at the starting line
yeah me too tbh
Same here
But Police stopped him
@@skeleguns10oooooo10you can say that's a cop-out
3:43 jeremys look at the camera is absolutely brilliant, no sense of smug or foolishness, just pure raw unfiltered confusion
"do you know where it is"
"no"
"do you know where it is"
"no"
"do you know what it looks like"
"yes"
"no you dont"
Sounds like what my mum would say 😂
eddie delia lol
well done you typed what they said
6:30
JAMES! DOES IT NEED A WASHER? YES OR NO??
JAMES! STOP FILING!!
Ethan Schmid NO!
Ethan Schmid Jeremy: YES!
Ethan Schmid ah yes, those were the good times.
*later oh sod it it isnt that important
Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, will.
Clarkson's Law: How hard can it be?
Don’t say that!
Clarkson's Second Law :
"Speed and Power is the answer to every problem"
@@rogehmarbi Clarkson’s Third Law: HAMMER
@@americanjohnny4814 Clarkson's fourth law: His genius is so frightening, it could power a second universe.
Hammond's Law: if it exists, I crash it...
5:46 Jeremy tries to fit the steering wheel with a hammer, then turns the steering wheel which doesn't turn the wheel followed by "Broken". 😂👌😂😂 unbelievably funny.
LMFAOOO DEAD
@@coolbox109 James! Stop filing!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@lightsaberlordp373 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️
My favourite part
even with the suspension 🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold
8:09 Jeremy legit got shut down for a fist bump from James 😂
james expected to be slammed on the shoulder by jeremy’s fist
James was too busy looking into Jeremy's eyes
Jeremy- James can I start on the interior
James-great idea
Jeremy-right I'll go and get the hammer
Classic clarkson there
"It's the tool of a pikey" XD
Lmao
They wouldn't be allowed to say that today 🤣
"DON'T hit it with a hammer!" "... why?"
"Broken."
"Now I need to put the steering wheel in. *Starts smashing the steering wheel with a hammer* Broken..."
Its my new word. Whenever something doesn't work, I don't bother investigating or finding a work around. I just look to the other person and go "Broken" and stare at it.
Drifting Noodle James: don't hit it with a hammer.
Well that's what happens when you whack something with a hammer 😂🔨
@@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 Jeremy: Why not?
James: Cos, it's the tool of a pikey.
We need a full series of James building his own Caterham Seven. Meticulously following the assembly guide at his own pace.
Watch his reassembling show. It's genuinely amazing
The Stig getting pulled over though! hahahaa
zeron82411 its a fake... FOR TV .
MakeSh00t I know that...it's still just entertaining.
zeron82411 I know that to still just entertaining.
He didn't choose the Stig life. The Stig life chose him XD
That road is one of the most fun to drive.
"Jeremy was sacked from engine management" Yeah, that rings weirdly now.
Aymeric Dubost 6 yrs later.... Jeremy gets sacked from Top Gear :3
Hello Aymeric
Was thinking this 🤣
"Does this car belong TÜ YÜ, sir?"
... silence ...
"Can I ask where you're going TÜÜÜ?"
... silence ...
"Can I ask where you've come FROMM?"
... silence ...
"Is the car stolen??"
... silence...
ü gang
@Sir Dr Munna Bhai MBBS, FRSC, Phd, LL.B. OBE, CA Thank for correcting me
He has the right to remain silent
Double the "r"
5:13- "They might as well photographed your ass"..HAAAAA.
I can't think of a more frightening scenario than having to drive something that Jeremy Clarkson had a hand in building.
"JAAAAMES!!!!!"
"What?"
"STOP FILING!!!!"
6:30
i love the way james goes "you should feel it go stiff now" and then hammond goes "oh ya thats much better oh ya thats hard"
The banter going on between all three of these gents as they become very obviously frustrated at the situation and one another is a sight to behold. Classic.
"The Stig has got 299 miles left! At his speed, that could be an hour"
Stig speed explained
@@erhhsdhh2099 yeah and then we would have a boring segment ya tool
Erhh Sdhh then go away
@@erhhsdhh2099 found the Ben Shapiro type.
That policeman's accent, though....
its scottish so hes in scotland
fife is in scotland
they are scottish,
It is Scottish, but most Scottish people don't sound that ridiculous.
Clearly it was faked there's no way they could have caught the stig
7:10 😄😄 followed by Richards reaction.
Anyone else love how James just smiled at Jeremy's usual method of getting the seats in the car?
I think because he realized he put the seat in backwards
"i'm jiggling like a bugger" - Richard Hammond
"Brakes"
*nods*
"ancillaries"
*nods*
"battery"
*nods*
"throttle linkage"
*nods*
"clutch"
*nods*
"gears"
*nods*
Looks like they even have the nodding dog for the back window sorted too lol. Never change Jeremy
I love the fact that at 9:16 with the police with the stig you can hear a bike clearly nailing it through the gears
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Fun fact: the original plan for this film was going to Jeremy, Richard and James against Jeremy's wife, Richards wife and James' girlfriend. They decided against it out of fears that if their partners won, the presenters would look stupid but if the presenters won people would claim it had been rigged.
James had a girlfriend?
@@pedrosilvamusician HAS a girlfriend
They look stupid anyway so what difference would it make, either way it would've been great television and I'd still watch it
I don't see how it'd make them "look stupid"?
This would’ve been a masterpiece
Hammonds face at 7:13
I would've actually liked to have seen the Stig win this challenge because the ensuing arguments between Clarkson, Hammond and May over who was most to blame for losing would've been epic, and probably hilarious.
that has got to be the smoothest gear change i have ever seen 8:54
According to Caterham's website, it takes 60 hours for a novice to build one of their cars. hmm...
Divide by 3
Did you see who's building the car? Multiply by 5.
MicroKORGI yea there's no way in hell they did it as quick as they showed
billy mccabe no they just cut a lot out
Hmmm yeah. 10 minutes was quite fast tbh
6:30 was hilarious!.
7:09 close ur eyes and enjoy
Good lord
"YOU'VE JUST DROPPED IT THROUGH THE BLUDDY CAR" 😂😂😂
This was one of my fav episodes, mainly because its a dream of mine to build my very own Caterham.
Same
6:55 - The proverbial minefield of double entendres.
13 years later, the most shocking thing is how cheap the petrol was
You should see it now 🥴
@@visionist7 Trust me, I know
This aged as well as September 11th.
And that’s a BP garage at side of motorway.. which are more expensive anyway 😢those where the days
Come to the US you’d have a heart attack at our fuel prices lol. I put 20 bucks in my car A few days ago and it didn’t even get the needle over half way. you should’ve seen the look on my face when I realized the pump only gave me like 5 gallons.
jeremy: "james, can i start on the interior ?"
james: "I think that's an excellent idea"
jeremy: " I'll get a hamer"
these guys are amazing , i never stop laughing whin i see james and jeremy in the same scene !
"Hammer!" "NO!"
"JAMES!"
"What?"
"STOP FILING!"
"I'M LOOKING FOR THE SODDING SOCKET THING THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT OUT? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?
Huey Freeman & his animated friends "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
2:04 Jeremy already standing about with a coffee having given up!!🤣
I love how Jeremy hits something with a hammer to fix it and says broken
-Hammer's in the steering wheel-
-Sits perfectly-
"Broken"
Richard said “Oh yeah, that’s hard” with a grin in his face.
Am I allowed to watch this?
"you may as well have just photographed your arse" hahahahahaha
Jeremy was attaching the steering wheel. BOOM BOOM BOOM..... Broken hahahaha
just love coming back to this! So many great quotes that sums up everything about the old Top Gear.
"jiggle it"
"i'm jiggeling like a bugger"
only on top gear
if i were a cop i would pull over the stig just to find out his identity
He has no identity, under that helmet, is just a smaller helmet.
Thanks for just totally ripping my comment.
***** I didn't know you made the same comment
RossBoss I wasn't referring to you mate.
***** I'm very sorry, i usually never scroll down the comments, so i didn't know if this was said yet or not.
"i ll get the hammer" oooh jeremy
0:50
*J A M E S*
*D O E S I T N E E D A W A S H E R*
*Y E S O R N O*
Followed by
JAMES!! DOES IT NEED A HAMMER!? YES OR NO?!
Yes...
6:48 never though bleeding the brakes can be this dramatic
Song starting at 4:30 for those who are asking is Philmore Oakes - Take it loose
I've been looking for this song for like 4 years, thank you
I'm with James on keeping the tools organised, makes it much easier to find the one you need later. But for god sake move the toolbox closer to the work piece! 🤣
Actually looks like a fun little thing to build, I'd like to give it a try 😂
"Can ah ask where you are going TEU? Can ah ask where you've come FDROM?"
2:16 and Jeremy's comment about the factory, plus James' reaction to it are probably my favorite part of this. lmao
Me and the mechanic after an MOT test: 4:09 - 4:21
1:08 - That line from James here is now always edited out of repeats of this on Dave channel.
I wish my kitcar was as easy and as quick they make it look. However the hammer was a useful tool!
2:34 I too had put my hammer down and picked up a spanner. Guess something was bound to go wrong
3:19 when you put your fork through your poached egg and the yolk is perfectly done.
Richard : Comedy
James : Engineering
Jeremy : Shouting
Just works.
The scene with the stig pulled over had me crying laughing. That was so unexpected and the fact he is always silent and didn’t talk to the cops made it 10x funnier
So many great races and challenges, this is one of my top favourite and funniest
8:07 the happiness in their face
I love this challenge. I would love to build a Caterham and race it. THANKS FOR POSTING!
8:06 *_Jeremy will remember this..._*
Good point. It is catching up I believe, and it's fun to see things other than just cars sometimes too, the tractor episode was very funny.
i'm always entertained watching them try and mend or build something :D
“Jeremy was sacked from engine management” not the last time he would be sacked
That prediction at 04:00
I still say this was one of the best challenges they did.
You should feel it go stiff now.
yeah that's hard
Push the (pedal) all the way
The tube is in the hole.
Pump man, pump.
Put it in deeper
"Don't hit it with a hammer!"
"WHY?!?"
Love jeremy’s powerslide out of the garage
"he's 299 miles away. At Stig speeds, that could be an hour."
I have worked with a few Clarkson’s over my lifetime, and every one of them was a Pratt, turn up when all the works done and take all the credit
Theme from "The Avengers" (the 1960s British TV series) at 0:08.
I love how Jezza is completely useless throughout. HAMMER!
puffyshirt681 "Broken"
I am jiggling like a bugger..
The best line ever said on television 😄😄
James does it need a washer YES OR NO. Jeremy shouting to James was epic. 😅
That scream. JJJJAAAAAMMMMEESSS
"It's in"
"Yess,start it up"
"It's not that in."
I just love his reaction at 3:43
"It's not THAT in !" Priceless.
I can believe they actually ensamble a car that could actually be driven 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏 I seriously loved this show 😌👌👌👌 BBC: please make it come back 🙌🙌🙌
Yes! Start it up.
2:43 This futuristics looking cars... I think I'll never get used to them...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
IIRC 1 of the bus companies in my country (SBS Transit) DIYs kit buses (for basically all its bus models except the MB Citaro & MAN A95)
7:15 that’s *not* what she said
I would like to see how long it takes them if James was allowed to keep filing the tools away and read the instruction book!
2:20 i love that james's smile XD
Possibly one of my favourite Top Gear moments