Sebastian Maniscalco - First Date Deal Breakers

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  • @Johnfeehaniv
    @Johnfeehaniv 6 років тому +2064

    Best whisperer ever. Ever.

    • @Ocean047
      @Ocean047 6 років тому +31

      Johnny Brasco agree 100%. I tried Whispering the same lines, and can't get over how much of an idiot I probably sound like.

    • @EejuVava
      @EejuVava 5 років тому +12

      The sound reminds me of moaning than whispering...or rather moaning+whispering = moaspering.

    • @vmm5163
      @vmm5163 5 років тому +16

      Jim Gaffigan whispers too

    • @pjw4684
      @pjw4684 5 років тому +6

      Huh? What ? Can't hear U... 'Hot Pockets' (pianissimo)

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 4 роки тому +1

      Cesar Milan is better. Tsst! Click thumbs up now. Tsst!

  • @luciusavenus8715
    @luciusavenus8715 6 років тому +2923

    Somebody write a mafia comedy n cast him. Sebastian really is brilliant.

    • @psychoticserenity6510
      @psychoticserenity6510 5 років тому +29

      @Lucius that's so racist and ignorant. There are other movie roles Italians can portray on-screen,you troglodyte

    • @HotRoute7
      @HotRoute7 5 років тому +25

      Psychotic Serenity 😢😰😥

    • @FEARYOYOYO
      @FEARYOYOYO 5 років тому +217

      The Irishman.

    • @daviddedominici1705
      @daviddedominici1705 5 років тому +4

      Racist

    • @michelevitarelli
      @michelevitarelli 5 років тому +53

      He played an Italian in the movie green book.

  • @richieodonnell2712
    @richieodonnell2712 6 років тому +1804

    His mannerisms are the best in the business lmao i love this dude

    • @disasterdinosaur2925
      @disasterdinosaur2925 5 років тому +19

      Exactly! He could make any boring uninteresting story a spectacle for all to see and enjoy.
      Seriously you miss half the show if you are only listening

    • @paulpitt52
      @paulpitt52 5 років тому +6

      Definitely a visual show. I can imagine if anyone was listening to a comedy album he made, they’d be wondering about the long laughter in the middle of the stories. He no doubt would be doing something physical.

    • @switchunboxing
      @switchunboxing 4 роки тому +2

      Richie O'Donnell pro

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 3 роки тому

      Typical Italian, great comic for sure.

    • @lindachancio6819
      @lindachancio6819 2 роки тому

      Dito ditto

  • @ClapsyPlapsy
    @ClapsyPlapsy 7 років тому +2618

    Sebastian Maniscalco inspired me to replace my ice cubes on a regular basis. Never used to do it ... but after hearing this routine, it has become a part of my everyday life.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 6 років тому +15

      ClapsyPlapsy LOL...

    • @susanvalkai6348
      @susanvalkai6348 6 років тому +16

      Same

    • @MrHereWeGoYo
      @MrHereWeGoYo 6 років тому +67

      lol Haven't looked at my ice trays the same since.

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham 6 років тому +68

      Yeah, i do that too. I never use them, yet still do it every 3 days.
      It's like people who never get laid, yet still wash their privates.

    • @whatshername3158
      @whatshername3158 6 років тому +17

      just use the plastic ice cube bags,you fill them up and then just rip the bag and then throw it out.i don't know,here french people we do that,but we're not the onlly ones,i'm guessing.

  • @187nellybelly
    @187nellybelly 6 років тому +838

    What is this Johnny Walker and Mixed Vegetables?! 😂 😂 😂

  • @Carelmartyn
    @Carelmartyn 5 років тому +375

    That facial expression + accent + movements = winner 😂

  • @legends311651
    @legends311651 5 років тому +421

    His mannerisms and the way he delivers his jokes are spot on. The first time I saw him on Netflix, I was hooked. Funny guy never fails to make me laugh

    • @birdieth
      @birdieth 4 роки тому +3

      I love him and I'm Mexican!

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 4 роки тому +3

      @@birdieth so why tell us you are mexican? What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?

    • @joec361
      @joec361 2 роки тому +1

      @@birdieth I love him and I'm Korean

  • @1Sodzo7
    @1Sodzo7 4 роки тому +192

    "want a lil' Diet Coke, apple juice, wine...whataya waaaaant???" LMAO!!!

  • @stevied9082
    @stevied9082 6 років тому +346

    This dude is sooo funny with his delivery & presentation 😁

  • @WilliamBTCWallace
    @WilliamBTCWallace 5 років тому +832

    "You know what's cute? The 2 year-old Japanese kid in a suit, eating with sticks." LOL

    • @tonia2483
      @tonia2483 5 років тому +22

      Asking for the check!🤣

    • @ysmith494
      @ysmith494 4 роки тому +1

      😃😃😃

    • @tjoelle6635
      @tjoelle6635 4 роки тому +1

      YES! YES! YES! 😁

    • @gogirl8739
      @gogirl8739 4 роки тому

      Agree!

    • @thelobsterjesus
      @thelobsterjesus 3 роки тому +3

      Can verify. It's exactly like this and it's always cute.

  • @diedunkleseite4450
    @diedunkleseite4450 5 років тому +52

    "You get married and a couple kids...that shit isn't funny anymore!"😂😂😂😂

  • @djordan22
    @djordan22 6 років тому +110

    When he tosses the drink. Holy shit, his mannerisms are phenomenal.

  • @-blythe2986
    @-blythe2986 5 років тому +164

    His whispering kills me! 😂😂

  • @tomassoejakto
    @tomassoejakto 4 роки тому +74

    Every time he 'almost smiles' at his own jokes, but then got back into it again. Love his energy and timing 👍

  • @SlaymanSFX
    @SlaymanSFX 8 років тому +352

    "Johnnie Walker& Mixed vegetables?" LOL Line Gets to me every time! He is one of the best.

    • @samsmilne
      @samsmilne 7 років тому +11

      Stacey Layman CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @SergiuSalcau00
    @SergiuSalcau00 7 років тому +654

    when he whispers... that's so funny :)))))))))))

    • @swansmeister
      @swansmeister 5 років тому +1

      Idk, think it's kinda creepy 😅

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 5 років тому +1

      It gets old reeeeeeal fast.

  • @conniemink672
    @conniemink672 7 років тому +250

    CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!! lost it😂😂😂😂😂omg

  • @BarbieCatt
    @BarbieCatt 4 роки тому +1021

    He's teaching America to have manners and class.

    • @giazadora7030
      @giazadora7030 4 роки тому +4

      Ye..and we do that in the south, too.

    • @noneyabusiness6957
      @noneyabusiness6957 4 роки тому +12

      jriden I have a buddy down Louisiana he was telling me that....He said they love to act so nice to your face then trash you behind your back...He said he’d rather be back in Massachusetts where they’ll tell you they don’t like you to your face.

    • @noneyabusiness6957
      @noneyabusiness6957 4 роки тому +4

      jriden I don’t mind Trump supporters or churches on every corner.....But I don’t like fake people either I’d rather have someone call me a asshole to my face if that’s what they think of me....But there are fake people everywhere you go

    • @stevee7774
      @stevee7774 4 роки тому +4

      jriden - Move the fuck back up to yankeeville if you don’t like it down south you piece of judgmental shit. How’s that for southern hospitality.

    • @WiseCheese587
      @WiseCheese587 4 роки тому +4

      that happens in every continent but Antartica. Astronauts are talking shit in the f**king international space station

  • @tony_25or6to4
    @tony_25or6to4 5 років тому +3116

    If she's mopping up sauce with bread, she's a keeper.

    • @tommyd.743
      @tommyd.743 5 років тому +225

      Absolutely.
      Back in the day if she leaned over to unlock your car door, THAT was a keeper.

    • @sarahl9201
      @sarahl9201 5 років тому +84

      Especially if the sauce is homemade...yum!!!

    • @robertloerwald3
      @robertloerwald3 5 років тому +48

      That's what it's for.

    • @carlosgodoy1
      @carlosgodoy1 5 років тому +52

      Instant honeymoon right there: “we are going to the airport right now”

    • @eaglefat9398
      @eaglefat9398 5 років тому +10

      @@sarahl9201 Ha...underrated

  • @upthedown1
    @upthedown1 4 роки тому +24

    Love it that he always looks dapper. Never goes on looking like he's going to a baseball game.

  • @chaosapiant
    @chaosapiant 5 років тому +475

    "CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!"

    • @lmj7638
      @lmj7638 4 роки тому +2

      chaos apiant his little smirk right after that is EVERYTHING;)

    • @ryancaldeira3696
      @ryancaldeira3696 4 роки тому +1

      You look like Thanos

    • @joanies6778
      @joanies6778 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 "Every 3 days I'm breaking ice at my house fresh!" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 4 роки тому

      "TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!!"

  • @nancyann1014
    @nancyann1014 Рік тому +25

    He is my go-to healer for depression. Love him. ❤❤❤❤

  • @karatefightfitnessdrills5430
    @karatefightfitnessdrills5430 5 років тому +189

    This guy is just soo hilarious and he don't even cuss like most comedians are. He's a new breed of comedy. 😁😁

    • @David-vf7if
      @David-vf7if 2 роки тому +5

      He’s funny but don’t be the typical person who has to comment on curse words. Who gives a shit if he swears or not.

    • @running4kabob
      @running4kabob 2 роки тому +2

      @@David-vf7if plus he does swear at 3:52, so there's that

    • @DrunkenSlob
      @DrunkenSlob 2 роки тому +1

      @@David-vf7if I know I see hundreds of these on every video. Bunch of prudes who are fans for all the wrong reasons. He’s good because he’s talented at what he does but there’s many different ways to be funny

  • @quentin3330
    @quentin3330 6 років тому +94

    His mannerisms are awesome.

  • @NYPATRIOTBX
    @NYPATRIOTBX 8 років тому +1346

    You want some orangina? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rajithmaligaspe
      @rajithmaligaspe 8 років тому +77

      Yeahhhhh... I got iiiiiiiiiiiit.

    • @NYPATRIOTBX
      @NYPATRIOTBX 8 років тому +3

      ***** lmaooo

    • @cfresh44
      @cfresh44 7 років тому +14

      NYPATRIOT sanka??????

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 6 років тому +18

      You have orangina 😲

    • @amethyst0285
      @amethyst0285 6 років тому +1

      NYPATRIOT We heard him.

  • @djbneozen
    @djbneozen 7 років тому +185

    I just saw him in KC. In Nov 2017. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and I'm early 40's now and grew up in NY. So I have seen a lot. This guy is amazingly talented.

    • @michaelkenyeres6771
      @michaelkenyeres6771 6 років тому +7

      I actually got to see him preform at the Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls! He was amazing! I went with my parents on their 26th Anniversary! Great Show! Expensive, but it was worth it! Like Fifth Harmony! LMFAO!

    • @donaldwilson3579
      @donaldwilson3579 5 років тому

      Maybe you just have a bad sense of humor

  • @TheDellaniOakes
    @TheDellaniOakes 6 років тому +32

    I love Sebastian! His delivery is perfect and I love the physicality of his routine.

  • @Howiesgirl
    @Howiesgirl 2 роки тому +9

    Every time I watch a Sebastian video, not only do I laugh my ass off, but I get great memories of my late husband. Even though he was only half Italian, he came off as 100%. He was so in love with the Italian culture from his mom's side. When he'd say he was half Italian & someone would ask "Which half?", meaning what side of his family, he'd always reply "The good half, obviously". When we were first dating & I asked him that question, he said "The sexy half, Baby". I know that in today's world a line like that wouldn't fly, but 31 years ago, it worked like a charm & I couldn't wait to check out his "Italian half", lol. God I miss him- he passed away a little over a year ago. That's why I love watching Sebastian. He reminds me of happy times. Even when he's complaining about "What's wrong with people?".

  • @pesarirooni62
    @pesarirooni62 6 років тому +549

    mopping an Italian dish is THE best part of Italian food :)

  • @mattp1914
    @mattp1914 6 років тому +151

    He’s so relatable to me lol didn't realize just how Italian I grew up because of my dad. Hilarious n underrated!

    • @randomsht196
      @randomsht196 6 років тому +6

      Matt P he aint underrated. Hes the bestpaid comic in the business and has been for a.while now.

  • @Teernin
    @Teernin 5 років тому +182

    Something about "Whataya waaaant" just KILLS me

    • @dinamule1119
      @dinamule1119 5 років тому +3

      Typical guido nyc Italian talk. "Cmere", "oh maddone", "come for cawfee", "vaf****l".

  • @michaelanthony4750
    @michaelanthony4750 5 років тому +376

    He's not going to find a lot of Italians not mopping up sauce.

    • @alamc200
      @alamc200 4 роки тому +8

      Well, his wife is not Italian.

    • @daletwin1
      @daletwin1 4 роки тому +5

      @@alamc200 you made his point.

    • @conroecurio5145
      @conroecurio5145 4 роки тому +8

      I'm not Italian and I've mopped up sauce ( if it's real good lol) la scarapetta

    • @TV-ob1if
      @TV-ob1if 4 роки тому +2

      daletwin1 actually he made her point.

    • @daletwin1
      @daletwin1 4 роки тому +2

      @@TV-ob1if Naomi made Michael's point when she said his wife is not Italian. Exactly. That was my point. Michael said he wouldn't find too many Italian women that do not mop up sauce. Evidently, he didn't.

  • @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
    @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 роки тому +19

    *“Yea I got it sit down” 😭☠️😂*

  • @sbaran6933
    @sbaran6933 5 років тому +39

    "I' ve got orangina, nobody's have orangina " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShakespeareCafe
    @ShakespeareCafe 8 років тому +401

    Water? I'll get that out of the hose...

    • @evedansdaughter
      @evedansdaughter 4 роки тому +3

      ShakespeareCafe out of the hoes 😂😂😂😂

    • @FNJ720
      @FNJ720 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr! Water? Is that all you got? Everyone has water!🤷🏽‍♀️ Give me something with a little pizazz for crying out loud!🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @bodeguero1
    @bodeguero1 8 років тому +130

    this is the ONLY guy that makes me lol.

    • @donaldwilson3579
      @donaldwilson3579 5 років тому +1

      Louis CK, Bill Burr, Chris D’elia

    • @yenh1144
      @yenh1144 5 років тому

      You know to me he makes me lmao

  • @brendaaouraj7711
    @brendaaouraj7711 6 років тому +62

    OMG!!! He is soooo funny and to top it off very personable very humbled guy I saw him in Boston and I was crying from laughing so much and the faces he makes to go along with everything , I personally love him❤❤❤❤

  • @maryellenbeale2188
    @maryellenbeale2188 Рік тому +5

    This guy hits it out of the park EVERY TIME!!

  • @ElainePuma
    @ElainePuma Рік тому +4

    Filling the ice cube tray - universally hilarious

  • @djstef457
    @djstef457 5 років тому +14

    He's seriously one of the best out there, should see him more

  • @lorinicholas4012
    @lorinicholas4012 4 роки тому +8

    His facial expressions alone just kill me! He is the funniest comedian I've EVER seen and really great live!!!

  • @LStuartY
    @LStuartY 5 років тому +280

    You got Orangina?
    Yeah, I got it. Sit down

  • @parr40
    @parr40 7 років тому +43

    Stand up is top level....hilarious material!!!

  • @obihieleuchendu8243
    @obihieleuchendu8243 5 років тому +20

    1:23 What do you want?!!
    4:22 I hate you!!! One of the best funny lines..still gives me chills especially the way and manner he said those words

    • @parispoet
      @parispoet 3 роки тому +1

      Brilliant!!! I was dying when he said "I hate you!" Oh my goodness he is hilarious!! Everything he says is TRUE!!! Love how he isn't politically correct!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @obihieleuchendu8243
      @obihieleuchendu8243 3 роки тому

      @@parispoet True

  • @1Sodzo7
    @1Sodzo7 4 роки тому +27

    "..you know what's cute!? The 2 year old Japanese kid wearing a suit, eating with sticks!"

  • @yyyousefff
    @yyyousefff 6 років тому +42

    Love this guys gestures

  • @johnnybravo1196
    @johnnybravo1196 6 років тому +13

    The most underrated in the game!!!

  • @Calbenmike
    @Calbenmike 7 років тому +112

    Whaddya waaaaaaant?? LOL

  • @crazy4doxies440
    @crazy4doxies440 5 років тому +25

    Sebastian is my soul mate in his ‘quirks’. I have every one of his and then some. I love listening to him. It’s like validation that I’m not the only one with ocd quirks. The ice cubes.....lol! My husband calls me a germ-a-phobe when I ask him to re-wash his hands after handing raw chicken.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 3 роки тому +3

      You’re not a germaphobe for wanting someone to wash their hands after handling RAW chicken, you’re just SANE and don’t want fuckin salmonella! Lol

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 Рік тому

      @@MerkhVision She didn't say wash. She said RE-wash.

    • @lilysgram5886
      @lilysgram5886 Рік тому

      Who touches raw chicken? I wear disposable gloves. ☺️

  • @florencekippenberger2261
    @florencekippenberger2261 7 місяців тому +1

    This is the best comedian I have ever seen. I watch him over and over.

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 6 років тому +799

    *About to Google Orangina*

    • @disasterdinosaur2925
      @disasterdinosaur2925 5 років тому +86

      Orangina (French pronunciation: ​[ɔʁɑ̃ʒina]) is a lightly carbonated beverage made from carbonated water, 12% citrus juice (10% from concentrated orange, 2% from a combination of concentrated lemon, concentrated mandarin, and concentrated grapefruit juices), as well as 2% orange pulp.[1][2] Orangina is sweetened with sugar or high fructose corn syrup (glucose fructose) and natural flavors are added

    • @bdub1863
      @bdub1863 5 років тому +2

      You simply gotta shake it

    • @bdub1863
      @bdub1863 5 років тому +19

      Dapman XL Like watered down Tang with a hint of cat piss..... 🤣

    • @atlasshrugged2u
      @atlasshrugged2u 5 років тому +3

      LOL!

    • @voraciouschild9226
      @voraciouschild9226 5 років тому +4

      @@bdub1863 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 4 роки тому +8

    He's so squeaky clean and smart as hell

  • @joelharwell4782
    @joelharwell4782 6 років тому +47

    This guy is funny as hell.

    • @birdieth
      @birdieth 4 роки тому +1

      I love this guy. The way he physically acts while describing a story, kills me! I'm Mexican American, grew up around Italians do I can relate to his dressing nicely, never any man of mine wearing flip flops! He's old school like I am even though he's young. I live that!! He's been in a movie already with Robert De Niro. Great in such a short part. It was the Irishman. Love him. He's helping me with the depression I'm going through with the covid-19. God bless you!!

  • @sara35ish
    @sara35ish 4 роки тому +10

    Love this guy. He is so funny. He is really cheering me up during this quarantine

  • @DBLOCKJERSEY
    @DBLOCKJERSEY 5 років тому +15

    You might wanna wait til we fall in love until you start mopping sauce- haha the arm flail hilarious 🤣

  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 Рік тому +9

    I'm from the Andrew "Dice" Clay era and sometimes I can hear the similarities in Sebastians joke deliveries. I had so many Italian friends in high school and when I went to their houses it would be exactly like he describes it....Hilarious. Thanks Sebastian for making us laugh in these difficult times.

  • @mrp12-ii
    @mrp12-ii 8 років тому +88

    "Johnny Walker and mixed vegetables"

  • @ChrissyBeTalking
    @ChrissyBeTalking Рік тому +2

    I can’t with him!! It’s the expressions!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Marie-tf8ug
    @Marie-tf8ug 5 років тому +23

    Every good Italian mops up their sauce. Im surprised this wasn’t a turn on for him

  • @BigBoss-zi5ss
    @BigBoss-zi5ss 10 місяців тому +1

    " I'll get that outta the hose" ( salutes goodbye) Lol that always gets me

  • @AlphaMaryDelta
    @AlphaMaryDelta 4 роки тому +6

    "I'll get that outta the hose" 😂😂

  • @markketello5757
    @markketello5757 6 років тому +2

    59 years old, lived through Pryor, Carlin, Kinison, Manascalco makes me laugh like none of them could. I watch these UA-cam clips and laugh as hard the fifth time as I did the first...guy has a gift for comedy!!

  • @shirlaanacoleman5644
    @shirlaanacoleman5644 5 років тому +12

    God! I would love to see him live. Love him!

  • @JCL51475
    @JCL51475 5 років тому +11

    Omg this guy. I was listening while I was on the road, laughed so hard I nearly swerved off the road. 😂 I would love to see him live

  • @lilorbielilorbie2496
    @lilorbielilorbie2496 5 років тому +68

    In the South we don,t call it a sponge jab, we call it soppin.

    • @lilorbielilorbie2496
      @lilorbielilorbie2496 5 років тому +8

      Greased Lightning i may live in the South , but i still have all of my teeth. but i do know some people who only have one. they polish it then go to wal-mart.

    • @juanvaldez5422
      @juanvaldez5422 4 роки тому

      Phil McCrevice yup

  • @joyal77
    @joyal77 5 років тому +29

    Orangina??🍊😭😂 He’s so neurotic I love it!
    The feet! Deal breaker for me! The feet and the teeth! I’m a girl by the way. Boy watch your feet and teeth! Clean up! Crooked toes have no chance 😂

  • @sleeper_3.090
    @sleeper_3.090 5 років тому +4

    What a wonderful medley of physical comedy sprinkled into these stories lmao

  • @kevc8786
    @kevc8786 6 років тому +26

    My father does that during the holidays lmfao!

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 років тому +3

    This guy needs his own sitcom to showcase his unique talents.

  • @KULCAT79
    @KULCAT79 2 роки тому +2

    This is not standup, this is a PERFOMANCE.

  • @alessandrocwilliam
    @alessandrocwilliam 8 років тому +336

    He could be Ben Stiller brother!

    • @barbarayevoli9771
      @barbarayevoli9771 8 років тому +9

      I agree and Andrew Cuomo

    • @Bondisaurus
      @Bondisaurus 8 років тому +4

      SO true, SO TRUE

    • @tyjomeb123
      @tyjomeb123 7 років тому +11

      No way, this guy is hot. Ben stiller NOT! Ewww. Sebastian is extremely funny, Ben Stiller NOT!

    • @gmcnewlook
      @gmcnewlook 6 років тому +2

      Yup, his Italian brother :)

    • @AustinTFM
      @AustinTFM 6 років тому +3

      Hes like a funny adam sandler

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Рік тому +1

    December 2022 still love watching this video

  • @PAWNB3YOND
    @PAWNB3YOND 5 років тому +148

    Took my new GF to see Maniscalco...when we left she was pregnant...wtf happened

    • @vGREENARROWv
      @vGREENARROWv 5 років тому +14

      Prem's Writing .. don’t think it’s yours buddy

    • @conroecurio5145
      @conroecurio5145 4 роки тому +5

      I know right..lol

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 4 роки тому +7

      Prem's Writing its that fucking Orangina!!! It’s potent stuff!!

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 4 роки тому

      She got a ciabatta bun in the oven! (Rimshot!)

  • @lindapollot388
    @lindapollot388 5 років тому +9

    I absolutely love this guy and never heard of him till I saw he was doing MTV Monday night so I looked him up. So funny this guy. Love him. Nobody here in Alabama has heard of him but they will now. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @massabielle2821
    @massabielle2821 4 роки тому +7

    “You get married, you have a couple kids, that sh_t ain’t funny anymore”..........funny how. We all get that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @geenal360
    @geenal360 5 років тому +6

    That ice cube bit was Hysterical-!

  • @psw4763
    @psw4763 5 років тому +3

    Love this guy I could watch him for hours with his stories

  • @MrBiggysmalls87
    @MrBiggysmalls87 5 років тому +11

    1:43 I’m actually crying damn this guy is funny

  • @loubock3238
    @loubock3238 5 років тому +3

    Love him, have seen him live 3 times and he is FABULOUS! A great entertainer!!

  • @debradonato5659
    @debradonato5659 Рік тому +2

    He’s
    So
    Physical
    💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️💪💪

  • @francesvansiclen1444
    @francesvansiclen1444 8 років тому +24

    Good looking guy !!!!!!

  • @jackieb8265
    @jackieb8265 4 роки тому +1

    watching you during the coronavirus epidemic...you are a godsend for the soul

  • @jbob787
    @jbob787 8 років тому +305

    Italian Jerry Seinfeld

    • @ryanturner8577
      @ryanturner8577 8 років тому +31

      You mean Italian Ben stiller

    • @89tilinfinity29
      @89tilinfinity29 6 років тому +11

      not even close, there comedy style is so different lol

    • @Sp-lv5jx
      @Sp-lv5jx 6 років тому +3

      jbob787.. but funnier

    • @vitocorleone1462
      @vitocorleone1462 6 років тому +4

      Jerry Seinfeldo

    • @psychoticserenity6510
      @psychoticserenity6510 5 років тому +1

      @John Smith,let me guess and say your mother's name is Mary and your pop's is either Robert or Michael. You racist troglodyte. Go back in your hole and don't ever defame a Jewish man's name.

  • @parispoet
    @parispoet 3 роки тому

    "Change out your cubes"...throwing the drink...I can't!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @virginiahines3336
    @virginiahines3336 5 років тому +4

    OMG I love this guy, I've never laughed so hard. Best comedian ever

  • @jenniecosio3654
    @jenniecosio3654 5 років тому +1

    Thank you for sharing your gift with us

  • @t1910j
    @t1910j 5 років тому +5

    I just discovered this comedian today and he is hilarious 😂 😂 I’m a fan 🙌🏽

  • @MsLewcee
    @MsLewcee 5 років тому +2

    That whisper talk, yassssssss! He's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍

  • @clairepatton6880
    @clairepatton6880 5 років тому +14

    Watching this Oct. 2019 😀.

    • @ksmlovesadam7200
      @ksmlovesadam7200 5 років тому

      Saw him at TD Garden on October 4th. He is even funnier in person. Go see him if you get a chance.

    • @conroecurio5145
      @conroecurio5145 4 роки тому

      Feb. 2020

  • @rachaelhowey4106
    @rachaelhowey4106 4 роки тому +1

    Sebastian is the best

  • @danielapagliaro8025
    @danielapagliaro8025 4 роки тому +3

    He is friggin hilarious!!!! This is the way it is when your italian.

  • @tomgio1
    @tomgio1 Рік тому +1

    Thought I heard all his best lines, but missed one that’s now a keeper: “Change out your cubes!”

  • @deflatingdani
    @deflatingdani 5 років тому +3

    I completely agree about the mopping up sauce. It's disgusting! You only do that alone and behind closed doors.

  • @kathleendestefano5577
    @kathleendestefano5577 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta mop the sauce!!🤣🤣

  • @nsj2kx
    @nsj2kx 6 років тому +3

    One of my favorite comics. Amazing.

  • @brentmann2988
    @brentmann2988 Рік тому +1

    1:27 "I got Orangina. Nobody's got Orangina." Classic!

  • @c.w.b.5409
    @c.w.b.5409 8 років тому +36

    whats better than funny and sexy

  • @freeguy3751
    @freeguy3751 2 роки тому +1

    "CHANGE OUT YOUR CUBES!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Sounded like Adam Sandler there

  • @barbaradolby2929
    @barbaradolby2929 8 років тому +8

    I love this guy❤️❤️❤️

  • @tbaginu7293
    @tbaginu7293 9 років тому +57

    Funniest fucker ALIVE.......

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 9 років тому

      +T-bagin U I wish he had more content out there. He doesn't have nearly enough compared to other comedians. Guess quality comes in lower doses.

    • @tbaginu7293
      @tbaginu7293 9 років тому +8

      He is so fucking underrated... 3 dvd's now and still people say "Who's Sebastian"
      He deserves so much more!!!

    • @chadwickpalmatier
      @chadwickpalmatier 9 років тому

      i totally agree brother....hes sooo still under the radar, and he truly is funny as f*ck....his delivery is s i c k, lmao.....

    • @jamesbeaet5135
      @jamesbeaet5135 8 років тому +2

      +T-bagin U He sold out 6 nights at the Beacon Theatre this coming May in NYC. He's under the radar, but has a HUGE following.

    • @jdm9700
      @jdm9700 8 років тому +1

      +T-bagin U I agree; along with John Caparulo.