Aries Spears - Italians

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  • @emiltoutou1
    @emiltoutou1 8 років тому +5386

    He is a genius of impression

    • @terranceharvey9205
      @terranceharvey9205 8 років тому +28

      I said the same thing!!

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 7 років тому +7

      He was one of the main stars of a sketch comedy show. It's kind of what he does. :)

    • @k9ine325
      @k9ine325 5 років тому +1

      which one?

    • @ookie218
      @ookie218 5 років тому

      @@k9ine325 madtv

    • @SaabStory636
      @SaabStory636 3 роки тому +3

      Fr he did a pretty good NY Italian accent, you can tell he’s actually spent a lot of time around them

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 9 років тому +9426

    Perfect New York/Jersey Italian accent. Sounds straight out of the sopranos, hilarious!

    • @dshu15
      @dshu15 9 років тому +185

      +ahepperl Reminded me of Paulie.

    • @mrwhite982
      @mrwhite982 8 років тому +18

      TRUE!!!!!!!!!

    • @ChaplinCo
      @ChaplinCo 8 років тому +16

      No it's not. Lol

    • @djrahdj
      @djrahdj 8 років тому +101

      L00l was thinking that same thing, "Hey maron God forbid, Salute"

    • @jonp2338
      @jonp2338 7 років тому +33

      Hes from NY

  • @JovialDaze
    @JovialDaze 9 років тому +2248

    That crowd is so uptight, this shit had me in tears bruh lmao

    • @Mr._Moderate
      @Mr._Moderate 3 роки тому +53

      I thought I was the only one

    • @user-vg5dj6qi9b
      @user-vg5dj6qi9b 2 роки тому +75

      The crowd is corny asf

    • @CliffPierson777
      @CliffPierson777 2 роки тому

      Because they are ignorant and have no idea how much italians hate blks

    • @tigerex777
      @tigerex777 2 роки тому +117

      That's because the comedy show was held either in Manhattan or Brooklyn and a lot of black people from those places consider themselves high class and extremely liberal. So they're sensitive and uptight about those things. Black people in more ghetto areas would go nuts for this kind of stuff. City black people are different. Watch the one where Aries does this same act in LA and you'll notice those black people are uptight too. Liberal city black people just don't like to hear about racism.

    • @googleuser8900
      @googleuser8900 2 роки тому +28

      @@tigerex777 its not that deep bro 😂

  • @jctai100
    @jctai100 8 років тому +3137

    this guy's too good

    • @chel9157
      @chel9157 5 місяців тому

      2024 no replies? 😂

  • @onthewrist5006
    @onthewrist5006 8 років тому +4523

    the best ever Italian impression.

    • @Ybr_mell
      @Ybr_mell 6 років тому +46

      nope lol look up moolies eddie murphy

    • @briandorsey282
      @briandorsey282 5 років тому +30

      How about Richard Pryor's Italian bit?

    • @jilvancicek689
      @jilvancicek689 5 років тому +4

      Naahh Eddie Murphy nr 1

    • @briandorsey282
      @briandorsey282 5 років тому +2

      @@jilvancicek689 you must've just seen Rocky

    • @mrgboxx
      @mrgboxx 5 років тому +2

      lot of his stuff is adopted from Pryor's bits.

  • @dariog36th
    @dariog36th 8 років тому +12173

    Italians always say "with all due respect" when they're about to insult you lol

    • @veronica-
      @veronica- 8 років тому +163

      Terra Emotus Calm the fuck down

    • @KingCitaldo125
      @KingCitaldo125 7 років тому +523

      *Says disrespectful slur* "Hey no disrespect. Just breakin ya balls."

    • @keishacharm5319
      @keishacharm5319 7 років тому +40

      My damn ex boyfriend I would just be there like wtf just happen. Cause I be still in shock like this man tell me about being disrespectful but wanna be insulting ...

    • @nzwaywish
      @nzwaywish 7 років тому +18

      Dario Gomez nah that's just some new York shit we all say that.

    • @deusrex6230
      @deusrex6230 7 років тому +75

      As an Italian i can confirm this is true

  • @crishaunthedon
    @crishaunthedon 6 років тому +2489

    The "Fuck you, funny to me" line was the greatest way I've ever seen a comic get out of a bomb..Genius!

    • @hititmanify
      @hititmanify 3 роки тому +86

      He didnt even need to do that.just let them realize maybe tell it slower a bit. I think it should be a classic

    • @Rude_Boi
      @Rude_Boi 2 роки тому +6

      @@hititmanify I know you comment is 8 months old, but can you explain that cupcake joke to me? Flew right over my head

    • @printter7983
      @printter7983 2 роки тому

      @@Rude_Boi he's doing comparison. cupcake with a pussy. and "warm creamy on the inside" describe both the of them pretty well.

    • @claydice91
      @claydice91 2 роки тому

      @@Rude_Boi he’s talking about warming it up and inserting his penis into the cupcake. He’s talking about having sexual… Intercourse… with the cupcake after warming it up in the microwave… what I mean is he’s talking about having 1 night stands with the cupcakes. And it’s much easier to wash the smell of a cupcake off the penis than the smell of vaginal Intercourse.

    • @misterbean4125
      @misterbean4125 2 роки тому

      @@Rude_Boi he fucks the cupcake

  • @mards2479
    @mards2479 2 роки тому +273

    “Gettin the ole braciole from curious George” fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @chasefreak
    @chasefreak 8 місяців тому +41

    Aries is SPOT on! And as an Italian, he's welcomed to the family any time-he'd fit right in-Madon

  • @JohnnyRanks-s7z
    @JohnnyRanks-s7z 2 роки тому +148

    I had an older Italian co Worker at one point. He was in his 80’s. He wasn’t a racist guy but he would say racist shit all the time jokingly😂. He just comes from an era where there was zero political correctness and on top of that he’s Italian lol.

    • @Scarl3t03
      @Scarl3t03 7 місяців тому

      Im from rome, we mostly plain insult each other for showing respect, the more the insult it's racist about one's place of origin, culture, race the more it means we like you.
      Once i heard this at a gas station "OH come on Ali', we even bought sheep meat for the bbq since you are a fkn muslim, you can do the terror attack next week"

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens Місяць тому +2

      And he was also not really seen as white in his lifetime.

    • @sidimightbe
      @sidimightbe 18 днів тому

      @@CatnamedMittenscan we stop this, they never changed and they’re still different from north Western European Americans, they’re “white” like a Serbian or Armenian

  • @Darin-USMCB--
    @Darin-USMCB-- 6 років тому +1474

    His Italian Accent was pretty good.

    • @greatestever7623
      @greatestever7623 3 роки тому +33

      Shit was perfect 10/10

    • @seanpereira5824
      @seanpereira5824 3 роки тому +7

      Spot on

    • @thedauntlessone.7335
      @thedauntlessone.7335 2 роки тому +13

      Pretty good? It’s better than the Italians in Brooklyn 😂

    • @orion000
      @orion000 2 роки тому +1

      Worst ever

    • @xxDxxism
      @xxDxxism 2 роки тому +2

      @@orion000 awww look at me im cool I agree but I like to be different

  • @ziamarie
    @ziamarie 3 роки тому +799

    😂😂😂 he does a legit tri-state area italian American accent impression. This was hilarious

    • @gregDino32
      @gregDino32 2 роки тому +11

      Damn you are gorgeous , lol just saying .

    • @ziamarie
      @ziamarie 2 роки тому +12

      @@gregDino32 aww thank you 😊

    • @NDR-hn3ue
      @NDR-hn3ue 2 роки тому

      True

    • @nyg_dbone
      @nyg_dbone 2 роки тому

      Not even close

    • @KFJN
      @KFJN Рік тому

      Absolutely!!

  • @martadoso9
    @martadoso9 9 років тому +1776

    "FUGETABOUTIT"...

    • @johngrosso4013
      @johngrosso4013 9 років тому +23

      its more like fuggedaboudit .. madonn get it right lol

    • @DANLAROCA-dx9gk
      @DANLAROCA-dx9gk 8 років тому +1

      +John Grosso
      Lol!! It's Marone a mi

    • @martadoso9
      @martadoso9 8 років тому +5

      +John Grosso I KNOW TO SPELL A JOKE FUCKHEAD!!!

    • @gabetovar8138
      @gabetovar8138 7 років тому +1

      martadoso9 calm tf down

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 6 років тому +1

      I'm walkin heah

  • @achildofgod9954
    @achildofgod9954 3 роки тому +176

    This guy is underrated . Talented comedian and excellent impersonator

  • @meadomenica4175
    @meadomenica4175 5 років тому +508

    He’s hysterical. 😂😂😂 Perfect impression of Italian Americans. Italians from Italy are very different. They are actually embarrassed by Italian Americans. Salute!

    • @chineseviruszombie773
      @chineseviruszombie773 3 роки тому +40

      Really? According to many studies Italy is the most racist country in Europe. And Italians elected Mussolini. Italian-Americans fought against Mussolini

    • @evansshadow9018
      @evansshadow9018 3 роки тому

      @@chineseviruszombie773 I’d look at China aka CCP land for that title.

    • @niroshanperera6323
      @niroshanperera6323 3 роки тому +34

      Italians embarrassed themselves with the Pope and the Catholic Church. No coming back from that Mate !

    • @meadomenica4175
      @meadomenica4175 3 роки тому +11

      @@niroshanperera6323 that’s your opinion

    • @meadomenica4175
      @meadomenica4175 3 роки тому +17

      @@chineseviruszombie773 you clearly have never been to Italy and have 0 knowledge of the History or the culture. Your lack of knowledge is humorous

  • @jbmasongator
    @jbmasongator 10 років тому +927

    Very underrated comedian

  • @goukimess
    @goukimess 10 років тому +2461

    It's not like he is lying about rappers and their love for old school Italian mobsters. Rappers love them and they hated black people.

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 9 років тому +138

      Dreambro1 The pimp image comes from Elvis Presley actually. He was the first to pull off all that shit. Italians never wore flashy clothes or bling or colored Cadillacs. But I agree black gangsterism stems from Italian gangsterism. Even Malcolm X spoke on that and so did Muhammad Ali.

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 9 років тому +30

      Dreambro1 They were, but not in the same demeanor as Elvis. He was the first one who put that whole image into people's mind and people laughed at him about it at first. Now it's become the standard for "cool" guys.

    • @sunnynizami793
      @sunnynizami793 9 років тому +39

      +Marx Aur But, if I remember correctly, most of the names they take aren't the names of Italian Mobsters, but mostly Colombian drug cartels. Like Nas Escobar, Az Sosa, Frank White (Biggie Smalls)

    • @johnmcduffie3095
      @johnmcduffie3095 9 років тому +63

      yup!!! because Italians were conquered by the African Moors. They hate African people. especially Hannibal

    • @littlejimmyscumbag2551
      @littlejimmyscumbag2551 9 років тому +26

      John McDuffie I think you're thinking of Spaniards. Hannibal was a Roman general, his men were white even if he was black himself.

  • @rjc7289
    @rjc7289 7 років тому +373

    "Gettin' the ol' braciole from Curious George!" LOL!

    • @thefairygodmothers
      @thefairygodmothers 6 років тому +6

      I never got that part..

    • @TheeNino
      @TheeNino 4 роки тому +44

      It’s been 2 years, but if it helps: a lot of racist ppl use the term monkeys or use some innuendo like “Curious George” to call black ppl names along those lines

    • @aphroditeg2712
      @aphroditeg2712 3 роки тому +7

      Props for spelling braciole right

  • @hoomanpolitics7925
    @hoomanpolitics7925 6 років тому +271

    "Hollywood is not about talent, it's about sex appeal." He knew it back then. Before all these scandals.

  • @DFarmer00001
    @DFarmer00001 11 місяців тому +16

    God, we need some more Aries Spears in our lives right about now.

  • @bigkase11
    @bigkase11 10 років тому +1911

    `that crowd is WEAK!!!!

    • @lro001
      @lro001 5 років тому +50

      Kelvin Clark very....either they sensitive or no funny bone in their body.

    • @OGDonothello613
      @OGDonothello613 4 роки тому +9

      And he wearing a leather jacket... not even sweating though

    • @riadvelar9260
      @riadvelar9260 4 роки тому +11

      He even felt the same , that's why he end it like that 😹

    • @claudioserafino9910
      @claudioserafino9910 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think it's the audience, I think its a bad sound recording.

    • @_-_TheShadow_-_
      @_-_TheShadow_-_ 4 роки тому +12

      @@lro001 They were sensitive af. His impressions are so good they couldn't separate him from the people he was portraying....weak!

  • @mikevigliotti3798
    @mikevigliotti3798 2 роки тому +46

    2nd generation here 🇮🇹 This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I know so many people back home in New York and New Jersey like this. He fucking nailed it with the impression

  • @ChristineSmuniewski
    @ChristineSmuniewski 9 років тому +1345

    It's not about talent, its about sex appeal. That's the sad truth!

    • @RealLucror
      @RealLucror 8 років тому +4

      +Leonardo Pavón same

    • @travisbaker7547
      @travisbaker7547 8 років тому +2

      +Leonardo Pavón hahaaa me too lol why?!

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 років тому

      Not true the best filmmakers of all time are all ugly.

    • @davidbahrami9344
      @davidbahrami9344 7 років тому +3

      I couldn't think of a username they're talking about actors

    • @bloodycinephile
      @bloodycinephile 7 років тому +8

      I can think of many actors that are ugly. Also just because someone is good looking doesn't mean they'll get the part. Doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't act for shit you ain't getting a gig.

  • @oodoodanoo2346
    @oodoodanoo2346 5 років тому +727

    As a brown person who grew up among Italians, this was funny as shit.

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 3 роки тому +13

      You Indian?

    • @liamsmith5820
      @liamsmith5820 3 роки тому +21

      Italians are usually brown or pasty

    • @Eye-it-azz
      @Eye-it-azz 3 роки тому +16

      Italians are black, Mediterranean, that’s why Italians, Greeks, Catalonia part of Spain, why do you think they look brown ?

    • @unclecreed2986
      @unclecreed2986 3 роки тому +22

      @@Eye-it-azz because they are closer to the equater.

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому +8

      @@liamsmith5820 yo mama is brown

  • @loualbino5536
    @loualbino5536 8 років тому +916

    "I was offend for a second,but then you said no offense so now everything is cool."
    -Artie Lange

    • @killaplay5841
      @killaplay5841 5 років тому +2

      lou Albino listen so listen to how I tell this story , a priest a rabbi and a n word walk into a bar...

    • @al307antony2
      @al307antony2 4 роки тому +3

      Beer League 💀

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 2 роки тому

      @@al307antony2 lol, I died at all these comments. Like Aries Spears, Beer League is criminally underrated...

  • @slowemm
    @slowemm 6 років тому +259

    His accent was on point.

  • @L251125
    @L251125 7 років тому +340

    His Italian accent is on point

    • @jonp2338
      @jonp2338 Рік тому

      Italian accent?

    • @kalilabraahim6729
      @kalilabraahim6729 8 місяців тому

      @@jonp2338 Italian/American

    • @jonp2338
      @jonp2338 7 місяців тому

      @@kalilabraahim6729 its a new york accent my man

    • @kalilabraahim6729
      @kalilabraahim6729 7 місяців тому

      @@jonp2338 Thats what I meant but couldnt put into different words 😅

  • @jordan-sb9ju
    @jordan-sb9ju 2 роки тому +24

    “It’s fucked up cause i wanted a Hennessy” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @coldsholda
    @coldsholda 7 років тому +584

    IM ITALIAN AND FROM BROOKLYN AND HE KILLED IT

    • @xianlo3246
      @xianlo3246 5 років тому +17

      I like Italian ppl,I’m Mexican from BK too

    • @D3adp00l324
      @D3adp00l324 5 років тому +15

      Ey, I'm Italian/Dominican from Bensonhurst, 79th Ave, what's really good?

    • @brooklynboiprod
      @brooklynboiprod 5 років тому +2

      @@D3adp00l324 I lived on 79st.

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 4 роки тому +5

      I'm Italian from Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn.

    • @IlRockettaroPazzo
      @IlRockettaroPazzo 3 роки тому +36

      If you are from Brooklyn YOU ARE AMERICAN! NOT ITALIAN!

  • @ricoshahid7912
    @ricoshahid7912 6 років тому +49

    WOW THIS BROTHER HAS MAD MAD TALENT ONE OF THE BEST.

  • @brandyhalabi819
    @brandyhalabi819 2 роки тому +33

    This man’s impressions are gold fr. He’s hilarious, and he done good on madtv, especially as dolla bill montgomerey he was too funny 😂😂……And to everyone all around the world, stay safe stay blessed 🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✝️

  • @anap2159
    @anap2159 6 років тому +38

    The accent is on point!

  • @OfSunFlowers
    @OfSunFlowers 12 років тому +119

    This dude goes through these monologs like a FUCKIN PRO

  • @arturomansour-hull930
    @arturomansour-hull930 2 роки тому +17

    I got hella respect for Italians . They got some good phrases.

  • @PricelessRawCoolGuy33
    @PricelessRawCoolGuy33 5 років тому +224

    Aries Spears Italian inpersonation is way better than Eddie Murphy!

  • @coffeewithcarline9171
    @coffeewithcarline9171 5 років тому +23

    His expression and voice laaaawwwd everything is on point

  • @IDontKnow-pf6en
    @IDontKnow-pf6en 7 років тому +94

    im italian, and i actually have heard phrases of this sort. my dad always says like"half of something" or something and a half

    • @beyeseparateswe3425
      @beyeseparateswe3425 3 роки тому +1

      ARE YOU SICILIAN?

    • @damianoabbina9967
      @damianoabbina9967 3 роки тому +1

      Verissimo ahahaha

    • @albertbarese3706
      @albertbarese3706 3 роки тому +10

      I'm italian, fron Italy never been in the US, we always say mezzo this and mezzo that about everything, mezzo means half so I believe it's mutuated by italian language.

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому

      You sound American to me, not Italian

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому

      @@albertbarese3706 non ci avevo mai pensato, potresti avere ragione

  • @tekobari
    @tekobari 8 років тому +13

    His ear is extraordinary! I never watched this many of his vids in a row before. He's a vocal genius. Yay! I have a new stand-up to keep me reasonably sane. Thanks for the upload, PMG.

  • @pinstripes4life11
    @pinstripes4life11 8 років тому +84

    After seeing more and more of Spears stuff he is becoming one of my favorites haha. This video is fucking halarious.

    • @romandarius6041
      @romandarius6041 8 років тому

      +pinstripes4life11 --------YOU ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU HATE WHITES

    • @pinstripes4life11
      @pinstripes4life11 8 років тому

      +Roman Darius I am white...

  • @magnolia8626
    @magnolia8626 2 роки тому +7

    I hope you make it in Hollywood, Aries!! You've got mad talent! 👊

  • @Luic-Ferrino
    @Luic-Ferrino 2 роки тому +8

    Christ this hit home because my Dad is hardcore NY Italian while I'm Georgian Southern (moved down before I came into the picture *dab*) and Aries nailed the accent difference so hard I love it.

  • @madbear3512
    @madbear3512 5 років тому +27

    Best Italian impression ever

  • @Goth_Dabber
    @Goth_Dabber 6 років тому +70

    god damn i love being italian, he ain't wrong shit I say everything with "no offense" at the end

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому

      Beh fa parte della nostra lingua d'altronde. Tu di dove sei?

    • @marcomarco3785
      @marcomarco3785 2 роки тому +5

      @@SonnyJCrockett84 sappi che quando dicono di essere italiani sono in realtà americani che non sanno nemmeno pronunciare il loro nome italiano

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 2 роки тому

      @@marcomarco3785 ne sono ben conscio, per questo non li sopporto

    • @brodychaffin9862
      @brodychaffin9862 2 роки тому

      @@SonnyJCrockett84 yea god forbid someone likes their heritage. I don't even get why the fuck it annoys you in any way, shape, or form. You people are just looking to get mad about shit I swear.

  • @heisenberg1898
    @heisenberg1898 5 років тому +149

    Im Italian, this is funny. He did it perfect.

    • @IlRockettaroPazzo
      @IlRockettaroPazzo 3 роки тому +21

      If you were Italian you knew that's not true. Cause italo-americans are not Italians.

    • @spartanwarrior706
      @spartanwarrior706 3 роки тому +2

      If you're italian so let me see. Say something

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 3 роки тому +6

      @@IlRockettaroPazzo by Italian, he obviously means Italian american. It's like when they say white people, they mean the white rece, not someone who is actually paper-white. Shut up, smooth brain.

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому

      You're not Italian, you're American. Stop being a cosplayer

    • @Thalos_s
      @Thalos_s 2 роки тому +1

      @@IlRockettaroPazzo eh, they're technically still Italians

  • @Niftygizmoz
    @Niftygizmoz 2 роки тому +9

    As an Italian, this guy spits truth

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 Рік тому +1

      You sound American, not Italian

    • @Niftygizmoz
      @Niftygizmoz Рік тому +1

      @@SonnyJCrockett84 I was being sarcastic, I am Iraqi, you got fooled my boy
      edit:lol

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 Рік тому

      @@Niftygizmoz you got me. Well, at least we both hate Americans

  • @CollyDoo
    @CollyDoo 5 років тому +18

    I met him at the Blackfoot comedy club here in Calgary Canada. He's hilarious and really nice guy!

  • @tii2015
    @tii2015 6 років тому +30

    Never heard of him, but he is funny as hell!!
    (and accurate).

  • @Insight_XCI
    @Insight_XCI 2 роки тому +12

    Saw this for the first time about 10 years ago and to this day I still say "whoa! Forgot my fuckin' glasses!" just like that🤣

  • @arthurbragatto
    @arthurbragatto 2 місяці тому +1

    This man have a rare talent and deserve to be more recognized

  • @iamrgenius
    @iamrgenius 3 роки тому +50

    “Hey Aries, no offense, salud.” 😂😂

    • @anythinggoes5574
      @anythinggoes5574 3 роки тому +5

      I was pissing. I'm of Italian heritage and this guy fucking killed it bro.

  • @educatedscum5306
    @educatedscum5306 6 років тому +16

    I expected the crowd to be louder, this was some quality shit man.

    • @mangekyou5909
      @mangekyou5909 3 роки тому

      It's the recording their laugh keep cutting in and out

  • @Terminal-Vet
    @Terminal-Vet 2 роки тому +14

    The good old days...when a comedian could joke about raw stuff and not get canceled.

  • @joemoschetta3231
    @joemoschetta3231 8 років тому +106

    im 100 pct italian american and i think hes funny , its all comedy

    • @kevinpardo8046
      @kevinpardo8046 7 років тому

      Joe Moschetta what's it like being Italian American?

    • @sbakernyc5761
      @sbakernyc5761 5 років тому

      very accurate top

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 2 роки тому +2

    His voices are phenomenal!

  • @Artfulscience1
    @Artfulscience1 3 роки тому +18

    “Curious George” I lost it 🤣

  • @melissamorales7306
    @melissamorales7306 4 роки тому +66

    He sounds just like the Italians from those old Spike Lee flicks. Lol😂😂😂

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah! Do The Right Thing & Jungle Fever 😂

  • @tonlo2006
    @tonlo2006 9 років тому +7

    The best comedian hands down

  • @slim920
    @slim920 3 роки тому +7

    i can't believe i've never heard of this guy until yesterday, he's hilarious

  • @TonyFrickey-ur9jy
    @TonyFrickey-ur9jy 5 місяців тому +2

    Aries seems like a cool dude. I respect his approach. He seems to have a good attitude and outlook upon life.

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 7 років тому +61

    That's the best Italian accent I've heard.

  • @caramelrhapsodyjesseslife
    @caramelrhapsodyjesseslife 6 років тому +4

    ONE OF THE BEST!!!

  • @BLacknesmonstaz
    @BLacknesmonstaz 8 років тому +39

    it's called comedy, how quiet the crowd got with the "No offense" segment... It was good

    • @mangekyou5909
      @mangekyou5909 3 роки тому

      Its bad recording it's cutting in and out

    • @moffe5241
      @moffe5241 2 роки тому +5

      It may be a comedy, but he is still talking about real racist conversations that were directed at black people, which most of the audience was. Racist comedy is funny a lot of the time, but when it is just straight-up slurs, it doesn't really make me chuckle.

    • @spookrockcity
      @spookrockcity 2 роки тому +1

      Nah that crowd was lame AF

  • @MattyMadonna
    @MattyMadonna 8 років тому +5

    Probably the funniest stand up show known to man. Bar for Bar hilarious

  • @michelewitt2285
    @michelewitt2285 7 років тому +96

    His Italian accent is excellent and he is hysterical!! Hope you make it big man!! Your awesome!! And I am Italian .. but not a racist .. jokes were kind of hard but your accent was right on the money 💰

    • @michelewitt2285
      @michelewitt2285 2 роки тому +1

      @Fak UA-cam I meant an Italian American NY accent .. sorry I wasn’t specific enough for you

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 2 роки тому +1

      Look up his early work at MadTV

    • @khalidmayes2401
      @khalidmayes2401 2 роки тому

      Lmao do you not know who he is

  • @screenfixer1936
    @screenfixer1936 5 років тому +37

    Non c'è differenza in Italia ...
    I'm southern italian from Taranto, and this is great...
    Grande Spears

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому +1

      Si ma sti americani che si chiamano fra loro italians perché avevano il trisnonno italiano e non parlano una parola d'italiano hanno un po' rotto

    • @jeffsmith8842
      @jeffsmith8842 3 роки тому

      @@SonnyJCrockett84..........im from wisconsin and a full italian.......understood EVERY WORD YOU TYPED

    • @SonnyJCrockett84
      @SonnyJCrockett84 3 роки тому

      @@jeffsmith8842 and?

    • @MarkyV-oe5pn
      @MarkyV-oe5pn 24 дні тому +1

      ​Io sono solamente un po di italiano. capisco la lingua italiana molto più degli italoamericani.. ​@@SonnyJCrockett84

  • @francoferraro2589
    @francoferraro2589 4 роки тому +28

    THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS 💯BUT THERE'S MUCH MUCH MORE AND ITS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS🤣🇮🇹

  • @slmeucalesa1
    @slmeucalesa1 6 років тому +10

    Having lived in NY.......very true

  • @bhallibhalli2878
    @bhallibhalli2878 4 роки тому +6

    Well underrated entertainer..

  • @Unusualgroophy
    @Unusualgroophy 7 років тому +5

    I love the Italian accent so much .....

  • @CupcakeCultCupcakeCult
    @CupcakeCultCupcakeCult 6 років тому +7

    I love this dude

  • @Ssanzotera
    @Ssanzotera 6 років тому +48

    He sounds more Italian than me. And I'm italian

    • @benevolent2077
      @benevolent2077 4 роки тому +15

      LOL cause you are as italian as olive garden is

    • @Kayl3ss
      @Kayl3ss 4 роки тому +2

      @@benevolent2077 🤣🤣

    • @moffe5241
      @moffe5241 2 роки тому +2

      Why do these people keep calling out Italians in the comments lmfao

  • @DJdevil319
    @DJdevil319 5 років тому +12

    “Fuck yall funny to me”
    I love it

  • @SicilianSVT
    @SicilianSVT 12 років тому +29

    his italian accent is right on point!!! lol

  • @ElizabethCommons
    @ElizabethCommons 7 місяців тому +1

    Loved his show !

  • @frenchieblack1
    @frenchieblack1 7 років тому +1

    Such a great story teller

  • @tac21_10
    @tac21_10 7 років тому +18

    That last joke had me dying and the crowd was just like”ew”

    • @mangekyou5909
      @mangekyou5909 3 роки тому

      Its the recording cutting in and out

  • @ringoharris8678
    @ringoharris8678 5 років тому +29

    As funny as this guy is, everything he says is so true.

  • @flow_matik
    @flow_matik 10 років тому +98

    Lmao! Yo i'm Italian much love to black people but this is funny man .

    • @Musa-ge4ep
      @Musa-ge4ep 5 років тому +7

      You're not Italian. You're "I'm Italian" American.

    • @fatso2894
      @fatso2894 4 роки тому +1

      YO

    • @beyeseparateswe3425
      @beyeseparateswe3425 3 роки тому +1

      ALOT OF YOU ITALIANS ARE BLACK..SALUTE FRATELLO.

    • @fatso2894
      @fatso2894 3 роки тому +5

      @@beyeseparateswe3425 I watched an Eddie Murphy sketch on italians where he says that in his opinion, italians "act like niggas", i found that interesting because in europe (or I will just talk about italy since I know my place) we don't have this concept of acting white or black. I'm sure we don't behave like the stereotyped WASP, but I don't understand what the opposite should exactly be. For example we say that people from Liguria region are stingy/greedy, so you could think they are our Jews. But it's a matter of culture from an area, not skin color. So how can I understand this concept?

    • @vito7361
      @vito7361 3 роки тому

      @@fatso2894 gotta live there bro. But it's simple: The south hates the north because of the lack of support they get and north hates the south because they are an economic liability
      The south mostly lives off agriculture while the north mostly lives off industrialism and tourism. Both can't go along in an economic culture that's why italy has such a hard time to thrive.
      Culturally speaking South Italians are just different. The tend to be more like countries from greece, spain and even some African and Muslim parts of the world (Mainly because they have been conquered by these countries and therefore adapted some of the culture aspects) despite that tho they have their own identity and you could describe them as more easy going, carefree but still hard working.
      North Italians are more similar to nothern parts of europe like switzerland, Germany and France. Therefore they have a different way of carrying themselves and are more educated and focus more on scholarships.
      Because of these differences they won't and can't ever get along with each other.

  • @pamelaharrington3838
    @pamelaharrington3838 6 років тому +12

    I'm over here dying😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smaiiz1467
    @smaiiz1467 6 років тому +50

    I’m Italian and from NY (not the city) and can’t even do an accent that good

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla 4 роки тому +4

      I was born and raised straight from Brooklyn in what was mostly a stereotypical italian Neighborhood and I can't even come close to an accent like that lol.

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 4 роки тому

      @@ICaligvla I live in a "stereotypical" world and I eat "stereotypical" froot loops and have a "stereotypical" job. Smh....

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla 4 роки тому

      @@gullybop1695 maybe you should take the stereotypical stick out of your ass

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 4 роки тому

      @@ICaligvla nah I'm gonna "stereotypical" leave it deep in there.

    • @IlRockettaroPazzo
      @IlRockettaroPazzo 3 роки тому +3

      Sorry man, but if you are from New York your not Italian. You're American.

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 4 роки тому +5

    Outstanding Italian accent!👍 Great material. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dawolf856
    @dawolf856 5 років тому +20

    *sigh* went to school with Italian Americans for years. He's on point LOL

  • @spacedaddycereal73
    @spacedaddycereal73 7 років тому +4

    classic stand up..he fuggin killed it

  • @ThemisticShadow
    @ThemisticShadow 2 роки тому

    Bro I can't believe this was ONE show, I watched like 10 videos already and his material is INSANE!

  • @christinefernandez2826
    @christinefernandez2826 2 роки тому +3

    Aries is HILARIOUS

  • @jOhnnySK1
    @jOhnnySK1 6 років тому +28

    Getting the old braciole from curious George 😂😂😂

  • @carljohnson2582
    @carljohnson2582 8 років тому +11

    This guy is a fucking legend.

  • @IronHide3910
    @IronHide3910 2 роки тому

    I’m from down south. I moved to Central NJ and was amongst Italians everyday for 3 years, good people

  • @tinobizzy6587
    @tinobizzy6587 2 роки тому +4

    Being Italian and born in New York.. this was perfectly true !!

    • @ukjamaican4488
      @ukjamaican4488 2 роки тому

      If you were born in New York, how TF are you Italian? At most you’re of Italian descent, but you’re most definitely not Italian, you’re American. Lol why do you Americans do this? Why do you all claim countries you weren’t in born in? Is there some kinda shame in being American?

  • @ernstthalmann4306
    @ernstthalmann4306 2 роки тому +5

    As an Italian who lives in New York... that impression is spot on. Lol

  • @peterpettigrew4410
    @peterpettigrew4410 4 роки тому +9

    Italians "with all due respect..
    *you've left the chat*

  • @beast6092
    @beast6092 2 роки тому +3

    "A Blockbuster night" holy shit this brings back memories...

  • @TWH442
    @TWH442 2 роки тому +2

    This man does great impressions.

  • @skylerhorner8796
    @skylerhorner8796 7 років тому +2

    348 people have never heard an Italian American accent. Aries is 100% spot on

    • @gdarippa69
      @gdarippa69 7 років тому

      Skyler Horner -New Yorken*

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 2 роки тому +4

    As an Italian American I can tell you this is all strangely accurate

  • @bessdavies6440
    @bessdavies6440 3 роки тому +45

    I am Italian from Italy, and I've lived in the UK for a long time. The boss of the company I used to work for was British-Italian (born in London from Italian parents). He was honestly just like those "Italians" from New Jersey, exaggerating every stereotype and behaving/wearing/eating/saying shit that an actual Italian would never do. He also had a massive problem with alcohol. For the company's Xmas Party all of us co-workers and managers went to a restaurant, and clubbing after that. Boy, he got HAMMERED. And he started dancing and shit, and got into an argument with this black guy (not a colleague, just another patron of the restaurant/club) while dancing to a raggae song, and legit told him "I am more black than you, because I live in East London".
    He is white.
    ........

    • @shineayandrews1869
      @shineayandrews1869 2 роки тому +2

      I dated an Italian dude from the Bronx, but he was actually Italian born. It was sad watching him spiral down to an existential hole of wanting to be himself and getting caught up in the guido life.
      I miss him sometimes, he was genuinely a really good dude.

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 2 роки тому +1

      I guess as soon as you guys leave your country it goes downhill

    • @playboyv12
      @playboyv12 2 роки тому

      Grazie per raccontare la storia. Purtroppo, lo stereotipo italoamericano è troppo forte qui negli Stati Uniti. La persona tipica crede che essere italiano in realtà, è così.
      Provavo spiegare che le culture sono molte diverse, ma poche sono d’accordo.
      Mi fa schifo quando loro fanno quelle cose, oppure parlino come Aries Spears nel questo video.

    • @secretagent4610
      @secretagent4610 2 роки тому +2

      Didn't know there were British Guidos. Two stereotypes in one I guess. 😅

    • @KFJN
      @KFJN Рік тому +1

      ​@@playboyv12ci sono tanti tipi di Italo Americani.. ci sono anche quelli che sono nati o cresciuti in Italia e poi sono venuti in America. Mica siamo tutti di seconda o terza generazione qui..

  • @RossNCVince
    @RossNCVince 9 років тому +291

    Nice to see Michelle Obama enjoying the show at 2:32

    • @abdihodaan
      @abdihodaan 9 років тому +14

      More like Malia Obama.

    • @tooxxturnt
      @tooxxturnt 8 років тому +9

      +Burhans Amanoz more like u a salty ass bitch

    • @kobeisthegoat5767
      @kobeisthegoat5767 8 років тому +1

      Ross N. C. Vince L

    • @t436
      @t436 7 років тому +2

      Lol she totally looks like she could be related.

    • @kregmaffews
      @kregmaffews 7 років тому +5

      Michelle Obama is a man so...

  • @keving2115
    @keving2115 8 років тому +1

    Aries is underrated

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 10 років тому +10

    He's right. If Hollywood's Stars were based on talent instead of good looks...

  • @jdabseerl4016
    @jdabseerl4016 4 роки тому +7

    Best line "fuck y'all funny to me, funny to me".