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Would honestly love "Count Dankula explains the history of Scotland." Genuinely interested 10/10 would watch every one
It would take until the heat death of the universe to explain. They don't have family trees, they have family spider webs.
Thanks Jesus lookalike
You obviously are not familiar with this channel... you would only get one, if you're lucky.
Or even "danks explanation of ______"
ill watch that!!
Dank got that first day of school haircut. His wife told him that he’s a handsome boy.
😅😅😅
HA😆
He’s just a tired boy.
We know what his wife's boyfriend thinks?
His wife is right tho
My mother taught us about our Scottish ancestry. She told us never trust any government. Because even when you think you can trust them, they will take everything even your life, if it brings them more power. And listening to this kinda proves her right. I mean we all knew the oppression that the crown put on people, but you dont really think about all of the innocent people killed for their power lust.
Based mom
@RubberFistFight And even with all that, there are people who will say to you with a straight face, that England treated Ireland, Wales and Scotland well and that we all should more grateful.
Low Government Trust is surprisingly felt here in Newfoundland and Labrador, where we had our way of life destroyed by the Canadian government when we were united with them in the name of centralization. There's still a lot of people here descending from the same people who lived in fishing villages on the coast that were forced to move inland or to larger communities that hold great resentment of not only the national government but also the provincial government since the politicians who voted for union were also the ones who screwed us over afterwards until they were voted out of office
Get over it
@@pizzarat5097 What happened with the government in Newfoundland and the fishing villages? I know that a lot of people lost their jobs when the cod populations crashed but I haven't heard about the government doing much besides trying to put a ban on cod fishing (way too late to do much at that point).
As a McDonald, the story of Glencoe has been passed down through my family. I’m glad the story is being told to the general public nowadays.
As a descendant of this strain of Campbell's I'm truly sorry but I will still continue hating your kilt ours is just better
As a decendant of captain campbell, your ppl should've accepted the new king.... the true ruler
No he true king James had been legally crowned king Billy was a sneaky got who took another man's crown
@@amsodoneworkingnow1978 Yes but James was a papist so it was based.
@@commiehunter733 as a True Descendant of the OLDEST KNOWN HIGHLAND CLAN beginning with Clan Ranald ( I know when and why the MacDonald and Campbell Clans had been Ancient Warring Ancestors , LONG before Glascoe ) I dare you to step before one of us and act all Tough and Mouthy! 😊!!
My wife after walking in halfway through;
"There was a massacre at the Glencoe McDonalds?!"
This needs more likes
@John Jaecob Wtf? I'm Australian and can understand every word he says.
@John Jaecob my wife's American, she can't understand a lick of English apparently so I too turn on subtitles so she can read what the counts saying
Im african and i understand every word
I'm Northumbrian and understand every word 😊
Never thought I'd see myself saying this with full, unironic sincerity:
Orange Man Bad
anglos mad
Nothing more Anglo than orange man
Orange man did nothing wrong, the MacDonalds Deserved it (except for the children).
200 years of peace in Great Britain and Ireland.... Sounds fucked up to me. 🤥
@@PJTheSimple violating the laws of hospitality, laws older than the Christian faith itself, is a long way from 'nothing'
28:47
“What I remember about the Massacre of Glencoe was... how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the 13th of February, 1692, the Regiment was discreetly transferred back to Glencoe. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on when we marched through their gates, not when the orders came down, and not when we began killing civilians. Not a word.”
Duuuude, what a reference
Wait, is that the battlefront 2 campaign?
@@nukclear2741 yes.... og bf2
BRO my mind read this in the 501st soldier voice 😭😭
I can hear this in the 501st soldiers voice and the music in the background.
There is nothing better than hearing true Scottish history from a true Scotsman! Been a fan of yours for a while now. You are awesome!
I just want to make a joke about no true Scotsman fallacy but it probably just get taken seriously...
I can think of some better things
"Highlander by blood only, the rest of him is 100% serpent" is the most scottish thing I've ever heard in legible english.
If it’s legible then it’s not THAT Scottish
@@killian18war Probably because the one in question was a snake and not a Scotsman.
That saying pretty much sums up asas sarwar and his fake campaign
@@oxsnxiwn7804 Something tells me Asas is not highlander by blood even.
@@killian18war this was my exact thought.
Dankula: talks about politically touchy subjects
UA-cam: you don't need monetization, you've got raid ads
Dankula: speaks of a massacre
UA-cam: here's some money lad, stunning and brave
Truth
A1pha Ch3rnovak stunning and brave
And in a twist of subterfuge brilliance by the Count, the story of massacres are riddled with "touchy political subjects"...
Absolutely brunning and stave
Thick as a brick
You know what they say.."the sad thing about betrayal...it never comes from an enemy."
I can define words too
As a Campbell myself I didn’t realize that even today there is animosity until I went to a pub in Scotland and was told to leave
Supposedly quite a common occurrence over the west coast. East Coast not so much
I'm English and i would have you out
Get tf out of this comment section u bloody Campbell
How did they know? Did you announce it?
@@dannybrazen they had asked why we where there visiting and had mentioned something about visiting a castle that was a Campbell one and they put one and one together
My father felt so strongly about this that he wouldn't even let Campbell's soup in the house.
My great grandmother refused to attend a wedding between a Macdonald and a Campbell.
@@kylerennie30 dayum the hatred runs deep
@@lovelyhomeboy2782 thats what happens when you try to wipe out a clan.
seriously? man this is how i know im related to celts if you do something bad enough i can hold a grudge forever.
Australia's with Scottish ancestry are also told not to go to a Campbells house for a BBQ as they will slit your throat and the Irish are lazy people. Well that's from the MacArthur any way
Imagine random Scottish guy with a camera is better at telling a intriguing stories than Hollywood...
But Jesus this was one f*cked up story.
It was so fucked up we made a Scottish punk rock song from it
The royal Mckenzie’s massacre of Glenncole
It helps that U.K. history is very bloody indeed, I mean game of thrones is all based on real British history! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Even the dragons?!
@@emcollier especially the dragons and incest
@@solidtank7957 twincest
"We Scots can hold a grudge" there are two families in my area who are Scottish decent. Apperantly when the two of them came to America in the 1880s, one of the MacDonald boys stole, then killed a steer owned by the Glovers. To this day, the two families are VERY resentful of each other, it's not uncommon to hear about one of the younger boys from either family being arrested after getting into it with the other.
History of the UK: Basically Game of thrones.
My history teacher when I was at school in the UK: Want to learn about the Oregon trail for 3 years?!?!
They teach the Oregon trail in the UK? Huh, the more you know.
GoT ripped off the history of UK in so many ways. Aegon the Conqueror is William the Conqueror. Andals are Anglo's. Firstmen are Celts. Houses Stark vs Lannister is ripped from houses York vs Lancaster. And as this vid shows: Red Wedding is modeled after the Glencoe massacre
@@terrypennington2519 it really depends on your teacher and the curriculum at the time I was forced to sit through 5 years of topics that weren't even remotely related to each other 1 year of castle design 1 year of fucking Russian revolution 1 year of world war1 and 2 (the best year) 1 year of the cold war and 1 year of the British empires expansion(which included the man movie days). The UK has a really good education system it really just depends on the teacher you get and what they choose most teachers will pick UK related history topics it just so happens that our history is so vast it often drags in other countries history in with it. also school is synonymous with teaching bullshit you'll never need to know so take that as you will.
@@incandescentadolescents1889 I guess our history classes regularly teached shit about ancient Egypt, French and Indian war, American revolution, a little bit about the war of 1812, age of recovery, gilded age, American imperialism age, Mexican American war, WW1 and then WW2, and then finally Cold War. There were occasionally a few bouts of foreign country periods such as the French revolution and tid bits of the glorious revolution, especially the industrial revolution, but we never strayed away from French, British, and American history into other country histories such as Russian, Spanish or Italian. Aside for the foreign revolutions, my high school history classes taught in that order.
We were encouraged to check out other foreign nation's history's that were not explained in detail or only had small bits of information based on the courses we were in, but good luck getting American kids too worried about sex and clout to care enough to bother. Hell I don't think any student other than the nerds and I even knew about the Russian revolution and the rise of communism.
Yup. Schools don't teach a great deal of British history. A little bit of the Tudors, 3 years of WW2, and a footnote mention of the Romans. I didn't even know until adulthood that the Anglo Saxons came here from what is today Denmark. Still don't know the names of half the Kings of England throughout history. Wasn't taught anything about Napoleon, presumably because talking about him would mean mentioning Britain.
Oh, there was one more thing. We were taught how evil we were because of the slave trade, right before launching into American history that we didn't need to know.
Schooling in the UK doesn't teach anything useful. Not even our own history. It's just a place to put kids during the day, that is under the control of the State.
"To the man who Slaughters under Trust, ordered or committed, the only rewards should be the thickest of rope, the highest of branches, the quickest of drops and the sharpest of stops."
Too bad no man responsible for this atrocity was ever given this reward.
Thinnest rope? Its swifter
@@gwapa_unicahija9317 which is why it's thickest.
It can be a slow drop and a soft stop.
No need to rush.
It should stop at the branch part, they hardly deserve a quick drop and a sharp stop.
The Scottish government doesn't want to teach this stuff because it would inspire national pride, and we can't have that now, can we?
But doesn’t wee jimmy Krankie and the SNP cream themselves at the prospect of Scottish independence?
@Stuart MacPherson Always was a contradiction with the SNP to me. They're far left, want independence but plan to immediate prostrate themselves before the EU.
The Scottish government is the SNP the Scottish National party they are the ones who want independence. I get the feeling you're not Scottish?
@@jgw9990 it's because the EU didn't fucking invade us and commit so many atrocities against us and then steal our resources and tax the fuck out of us...
Robbie first off scotland invades first 😂 second we never invaded you joined us because your attempt of colonisation failed and left you bankrupt by hey keep blaming England you dumb Ned also another thing please explain how you will survive by your self you GDP including oil is 200+ B £ and before you say oh ireland can survive or Norway they have triple you GDP keep drinking the SNP coolaid Though 😂
The breaking of hospitality damns those men in every faith ever practiced in Scotland.
I live in Louisiana (southern US) and learned all about this in history class at my university. It wasn't a special history class. Just normal world history. It's considered an important historical event. A warning from the past that must be remembered so it is never allowed to be repeated.
"Buried the inquiry and did not release it to the public." Hmmm, where have we heard that one before?
Justin Gibbons was thinking the same thing.
Something about gangs or galving gangs, glen gangs. Well, something that starts with a "g" gangs. If only I could remember.
TimesThree if the woman's the bride then the mans the [REDACTED]
Blooming gangs?
Dooming gangs?
Looming gangs?
Fuck! It's right on the tip of my tongue...
Im american so i can say grooming gangs without being arrested i love the first amendment
This is slowly morphing into an actual history channel,
And I'm absolutely fine with that.
It's as if I'm watching CGP Grey, but with more national pride and less graphics.
He only needs to go lean, shave his head and wear eyeglasses and I can call him the Scottish Biographics guy.
Better than the actual history channel nowadays
Exactly what I just posted.
@Jonathan The "comedy" history community(as seen in r/historymemes) is basically this:
lol france surrender
japan go boom boom
napoleon short haha
soviet union? more like soviet OURunion
this land now belongs to britain lol
switzerland neutral
germany guten tag
eu = fourth reich
wwii happened cause hitler didnt get into art school
etc. etc. etc.
Repeat these jokes over and over again and you have funny haha history joke
@@vortexiaj3564 your forgetting the shit emu war memes on that sub too lmao, although they arent as common as the others
The voice ,passion, and accent make it easier to hear such a hard piece of history
How so
@@themug406 adds to authenticity ,plus he's so freaking sexy Granted, yeah I was still fking horrified listening, but the point is I made it clear thru
When I went to Scotland some years ago, I had no idea about this massacre. Our tour guide Doug was always in good spirits as he took us around and explained the history of Scotland. But when he brought up this tragedy he was dead serious and everyone in our group was shocked into silence when he explained the grisly details to us. I'll never forget it, and I'm glad that you were able to talk about it as well. It truly is horrific what some people are capable of.
Did he also tell you santa isnt real?
@@themug406 whaaaaaat?!
I would not mind being taught Scottish History from Cound Dankula to be honest.
That would be awesome. He has a good voice too. Instead of Hardcore History with Dan Carlin it would be Dank Scottish History with Count Dankula. I dig it.
@@CC-hv2qp Hardcore History huh. A man of culture I see.
@@Nyxeme Yes sir.
@@CC-hv2qp As an American, I'd totally watch that.
I also wouldn't mind more history on the Scots
Can’t wait for Absolute Mad Lads - The Rwandan Genocide
That would be a good one👍😊👍
Yeeeeeeeees
Good times
I second this. I'd like to see that
Tschombe, Nnamdi Kanu, Mad Mike Hoare, Major Siegfried Müller, Jan Zumbach, Bob Denard, David Hugh "Taffy" Williams, Carl Gustaf von Rosen, Yves Debay, Peter McAleese, Rolf Steiner, Tullio Moneta, Lynn Garrison, Robert C. MacKenzie and all the modern mad lads that searched their path and pay during the misguided "efforts" of decolonialisation. Biafra, Katanga, Kongo.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm...
It’s gone now.
I have a dream...
Of one day buying Campbell's soup at McDonald's
"When I said 'Kill McDonald's!', I meant provide economic incentives for the establishment of diverse food shops to prevent the uprising of fast food chains, not slaughter the Glencoe MacDonalds!"
Ok
...so anyways I started blastin.
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
@MonadTransformer it was seized by Glencoe boys Ee-i-ee-i-oh
"Highland hospitality"
Sounds like getting your front teeth knocked out and then get invited for a pint
Sounds about right.
Yeah that’s about right
less teeth makes it easier to chug
I think Scottish highlanders are perfectly nice people.
It's just that understanding them can be a bit of a challenge.
@@robwalsh9843 absolutely agree, i imagine scots are wonderful people. i just made a joke that plays into the stereotype.
"We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged."
Here here 🍻 or as I always say “ you should always forgive your enemies...after you’ve had them taken out and shot”
My favorite Scottish saying: "Forgive thine enemy but always remember the bastard's name"
"We will have peace," said Théoden at last thickly and with an effort. Several of the Riders cried out gladly. Théoden held up his hand. "Yes, we will have peace," he said now in a clear voice, "we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished--and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just--as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired--even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanic.”
"Forgive your enemies, never forged their names."
John F. Kennedy
What he said sounds like a PG Version of this.
You have to be a special kind of heartless to do this to people who took you in and took care of you.
indians
yankees
There are places in Scotland where Campbells still are not welcome to stay. But it is more a joke nowadays tbh
"Doesn't matter if it was 350 years ago, we Scots can hold a fucking grudge."
Me: Maybe I'm *a Scot*
This Fraser agrees.
My dad instilled our clan history in me from a young age
HE SUITS PREST.
You: cringe
"Now if you'll excuse me"
THAT'S IT BOYS AND GIRLS
THAT'S THE SIGNAL
Boog!
@@darksu6947 ALOO!
Time for a big igloo
The McDonalds: Just vibing
The Soldiers they were caring for: *Execute Order 66*
Thats what you get for messing up the order at the drive thru
10/10 both o' you.
The biggest fast food war besides the one Taco Bell won in Demolition Man.
Sir Boomsalot no more B O R G E R
They even killed the younglings, mang.
My grandfather was from Scotland. He made sure we all had a book about the history of the malcom clan, and all of the grandchildren have our coat of arms displayed somewhere in our living rooms. My father was very adamant that we knew our clans' history and where our family came from.
He got ads back and was allowed on the trending page.
epic
YT is likely trying the velvet glove ... before the kick in the ba||$.
Remember kids, Never trust a Communist or a Leftist (who is just a lying communist)!
mjengel84 yt is communist, funny
Gotta look good for the congressional hearing
Damian Simpson same vein as anti-maskers/vaxers and flat earthers
noxxi knox is McDonald’s communist too
When “Mad Lad” and “Massacre” are both in the title you know it’s gonna be good
Madacre
Aye
B U E N O
Mad lad Massacre sounds like a metal AF band!
Its all bollocks neway.
“They have created a desert and called it peace” is a quote taken from an ancient British monarch (pre-angles, so Celtic Brit king) giving a speech warning of the Roman invasions under Claudias. The speech is preserved in the histories of Tacitus. The full quote (translated from the Latin to English of course) goes like this:
“Robbers of the world, having by their universal plunder exhausted the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of ‘empire’; they make a desert and call it ‘peace’.”
Slightly incorrect, it was during the campaigns in Scotland by the Roman General Agricola during Domitian's reign, around 30 years after Claudius' invasion.
RIP to all the people that didn’t deserve to die that messed up night. I hope their souls can rest easy after this much time.
I'm sure they are after you said that online you did it! you fixed it! good job! 😂
@@diogenes42069 bro. guy just paid respects to the victims of a massacre and you get on and hound him over it. just look past the comment. there is absolutely no need to be a dick.
Time means nothing to the dead my guy.
“Wanted to eradicate everything about the clans out of existence, their language, history culture, traditions all of it” why does this sound familiar?
What’s this leaning towards?
@@gavink03 hitler
Baku12 just wanted to make sure ty lol
It seems history is doomed to repeat itself after all.
Sounds to me like "Only white people can be racist" and the incessant push for "diversity".
I love how in modern day you can say the expression "and so began a Boogaloo" and everyone knows what you're saying
Thank our hawaiian shirt wearing larpers :D
You're welcome 😉
Up the [[redacted]] bois
@@Halozocker104 I feel like I know what this is a reference to, but could you tell me anyway?
@@elansleazebaganno The "boogaloo bois" usually wear hawaiian shirts and a platecarrier or chest rig!
I would love to see you go into detail about the Jacobite rebellions.
My Grandfather was a McAteer, apparently they suffered losses at Glencoe. I had heard him say something about it but watching this was intense. It's crazy what our forefathers endured. Really puts the struggles I complain about into perspective.
A mad lads without a sponsor?
Stunning and brave.
is cos our savior finally got his ads back and now hes making better bank
Damn I was hoping for Raycon
CLUCK THE LANK
When he said “even words you don’t want to hear” I was expecting a raid shadow legends ad read.
And Monetized!
My Music Teacher, "Hi, I'm Mrs. Campbell, your son's music teacher."
My Dad, "Where were you at Glencoe, Campbell?"
Settle your clan differences over some nice heroin.
Brian Howe My Dad had the exact same conversation with my French teacher.
@@cloudybeforerain7134 We were busy fighting all of Europe in the Nine Years War at the time. Give us some slack.
@@ComicGladiator and Irn Bru.
@@Knoloaify Ahh a Campbell I see, let me ask my MacDonald ancestors and I'll get back to you on that
"'Has my bias shown yet?" Yes and I share it.
Dank, that Southern Hospitality thing is rooted there, Many Scottish Clans people settled in those eastern hills and mountains of America. Those ideals and culture are still alive today.
"the cattle the MacDonalds had stolen"
So they were Hamburglers?
Ahahahahahaha
Lmao
Duuuuude 😂😂😂
Dude that was so bad it was great
The Burger King stored all of his stolen livestock inside the perimeter of his White Castle
“The government committed treason against its own people”. Me:*laughs in revolutionary war*
1776 needs to happen in Scotland
@@violenceislife1987 correction it needs to happen globally
*laughs in American Civil War*
That is why governments should be help accountable and authority should be questioned.
Shotgunmad xl that is literally the opposite of truth
Dank’s just totally gonna gloss over the fact that the MacDonalds were stealing cows? The MACDONALDS were stealing COWS. That’s a perfect setup for a joke about burgers OR nursery rhymes, and he just let it slip. XD
Daddy dank gets caught lacking
"Cruel was the snow that swept Glencoe and covered the graves of Donald.
And cruel was the foe that raped Glencoe and murdered the house of MacDonald."
William of Orange, the Original "Orange Man Bad"
This is prime t-shirt material.
@@LuxFerre4242 lol Dank needs to sell that shirt.
@Kieran Harrison They were all bad lads in those days. In modern day the lads who took the victory get the blame.
I can't believe Scottish history ripped off Dragon Age: Origins
and the red wedding!
That game sucks
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 eh each to they're own
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 You're thinking of Dragon Age: Inquisition
@@Ralinor666 inquisition is fine, origins barely functions
I lived in North Carolina for 10 years and studied southern culture. There is a very high number of people with Scottish ancestry (there's even a Scotland county in NC). There's a reason why the Confederate flag design was based on the St. Andrew's cross, and why fried food and warm hospitality is widespread. Much of southern U.S. culture can be traced directly to Scotland.
Including the KKK as well
Possibly my favorite madlads. Would love to hear more scottish history from dankula.
"One of the most devious and snakey things that has ever occurred on this soil."
"You know what's really fun? Recording the entirety of the rest of this video, going to edit it, then realising...."
Considering those lines, and the lack of one at the start of the video, I was expecting the most devious and snakey mid video Raid Shadow Legends advert thus far to occur. I'm kind of disappointed it didn't to be honest.
LOL I was also just WAITING for it
IT'S YA BOI, RAID SHADOUGH LEGENDS!
@@HeroSword_P Apparently even Raid Shadow Legends have some videos they don't want to be associated with LOL
They should have released "the Scottish expansion" for Raid by now ...
In last week's TISM with The Quartering, Dankula revealed the planned unnamed sponsor for this video backed out.
Turns out that this particular raid was to spicey for a RAID sponsorship...
3:56 “The colour orange is used in a lot Protestant symbolism” says the Fenian in the orange room thereby confusing almost everybody.
I'm stupid, i thought the orange in the thumb nails were edited orange backgrounds. I didn't realize that it was his room
Whilst also having a orange hair
My great grandparents came from the Highlands (Chisolm) and settled in the Appalachian mountains in the late 1800s. I think you were correct, at least in my family, about Americans with Scot ancestry knowing a bit about our beginnings. Stories were passed down quite a bit. Pride was also ingrained in us from a very early age, now at 37 I am instilling that very same pride in my own children.
Scottish history with Dank. Make it a series dude, we will watch the hell out of it.
William of orange on reading about Glencoe: Oh no. Anyways.
If there wasn't a "however," it wouldn't be an Absolute Mad Lad.
ALways ignore everything said before "however"
@@whynottalklikeapirat 'But' is the word according to Ned Stark
@@jde-jj1lu Well ... see where that got him =.O
We need a mad lads on Julius Caesar’s Gallic campaign.
That or one on Arminius and the battle of Teutoburg forest. Both well worthy of a mad lads episode
ima hope thats about asterix and obelix without checking first ^_^
I'd add Caligula to that list not many people can say they went to war with the god of the ocean
Just found out my ancestors were apart of the last Jacobite rebellion. That battle was a wash. Lasted under an hour and the Jacobites were utterly defeated. 80 memebers of Clan Grant were enslaved and sent to Barbados. Only 18 survived in 3 years. Clan Grant even has a separate tartan to honour the slaves of Barbados. So I have some slavery privilege, too. And it explains how the last name Grant pops up in the Caribbean.
History: We have an event that is both culturally important and relatively recent that shaped Scotland into what it is today.
Schools: So?
@John Higgins I recently left high school in Glasgow, nothing... nothing at all
The fact that this isn't taught in a lot of places here is surprising to me. We covered it multiple times when I was going through school. (Aberdeenshire)
I bet you learnt English history though... Henry VIII and so on... Disgusting
@Glasgow boy Rossco seen the thing that came out that schools are teaching kids to become BLM activists?
@Glasgow boy Rossco i personally believe racists are bad people but don't force people to be not racist.
Sue has been cutting his hair.
And to be honest I think it's payback for the last 2 or so years
Wullshootit Could have restricted his access to the internet. Starve him on a lack of cat girl memes and femboy art.
If you've seen her cooking channel you'll know she's not starving him in the least, those meals are SCRUMPTIOUS.
Dank: "Let me get that Alex Jones fade."
Oh is that what it is, I thought it he lost a fight with a hair clipper
I'm nowhere near any Scot ancestry or lineage, but this story had me absolutely livid. Hospitality is big in my culture too. And hearing about how their trust was betrayed and then massacred... Christ, that's absolutely heart rending.
As a Brazilian, when I learned about this story, I was appalled - like, ok, you had your orders, but to do that to the people who wined, dinned and sheltered you at their home is something that not only is a sheer show of douchery, it is also something that not even our criminals would do it (yes, they are evil, but even THEY have standards).
Then you never thought about it again
After doing a bit of research, I found out that the MacDonald's (Children of Donald) draw their lineage from a man named Domhnall mac Raghnaill (Son of Raghnaill), a 12th century King of the Isles. The name "Raghnaill" is an Irish translation for the name of a Norse man who likely would've raided and settled Ulster Ireland during the Viking Era, "Rögnvaldr". It would later be anglicized as the surname "Reynolds". My family name is Reynolds, one of my grandfathers, maybe second or third removed, immigrated to the US from Dublin. It's possible, unlikely, but possible I am a distant relative to the MacDonalds. History and etymology are a powerful tool when used correctly.
"The slaughter of Glencoe actually inspired another atrocity, something that shocked people around the world.."
- Beer Ad plays
Okay 🤔
I got KFC
A chicken massacre
Hahahahah, Mine was a Flu remedy where a robotic arm chased a sick sheep.
Mine was Corona, it's a sign lads
William of Orange is also the reason that carrots are orange. They were originally purple
Wat
Yep
And the reason why the irish flag is green white and gold
He also actually created the colour orange.
If you think that's fake you're lying
It's allegedly the reason why Trump is orange. :3
The illustrated recounting with the bag pipes really hit home. Sad but beautiful
😂😂😂the tangent at 12:01 where hes like “look daddy, I got em all to sign it, what a good little boy I am”
That haircut needs its own Mad Lads video. It's like Himler-meets-90's teenage boy.
It's like it's travelling back in time
Susan Boyle and Kim Jong
Jack is that king jack from the vid?!
Henry the 8th meets Asmongold
Emo Phillips
"They had created a desert, and called it peace."
Beautifully sad.
remember who thats written about the next time they tell you white people never suffered.
The religion of peace.
@Joe Alexander Zululand for the Zulu!
@@bailechuind6194 No one says white people never suffered.
@@bailechuind6194 Bruh what is wrong with you?
Never trust a campbell
The final comment you made, that the average American of Scottish ancestry knew more of the traditions than the average Scottsman isn't too hard to believe. Those of us from European heritage that wasn't Anglo (Scandinavian, Irish, German, Italian, Greek, etc) who grew up with those first generation immigrants have made an effort to keep those traditions and cultures alive and a part of us, not just for history or ancestry, but to honor those whom we love and miss. I grew up in a family apartment building in Chicago with my parents, grandparents (grandma was 1st Gen American, grandpa from Öland) and my great grandparents who were from Öland and Katrineholm. I learned to speak Swedish from them, their culture and grew up in the Swedish/American circles in Chicago in events they went to. I'm also half Irish and proud of that beyond "Let's get drunk on St Patrick's Day". America is a melting pot, but some of us still cling to those things that give us our subculture, where we came from, and the people who built our country we have today and loved their new land as much as they missed their old one. If we didn't have that, we'd be left with whatever "culture" Hollywood and the policians tell us we're allowed to have and I'll be damned before me and mine will bend that revisionist knee.
All of europe is considered anglo?
"YoU cAnT Be rACiSt tO WhiTe PeoPlE" *bagpipe music stops*
You definitely can be racist to white people. But punching up is different then punching down.
@@doomermeme9975 you wouldnt know a punch from a slap ya wee fanny pad
@@doomermeme9975 you madlad. You believe the thingy leftists don't like so u gots to be right
Technically the modern concept of race was white people putting down other races in a methodical way.
Of course other races can be racist but, ironically, them saying that is an effort to eliminate racism
@Treble Bass they aren't I'm mixed race and I'm more than sick of people shitting on my mother's side of the family
"Whats more dangerous than religion and politics?"
OH OH OH THE CELTICS AND THE RANGERS!?
"Religion combined with politics"
Oh, yeah that makes sense
A child?!
"Whats more dangerous than religion and politics?"
a anti vaxer with a child
Celtic
Not ‘ the celtics’
A cult combined with politics but we could call the SJW's a religion rather than a cult so... Communists are generally atheists but this new breed we have are a cult and could possible be construed as a religion, based on the Chosen Ones (Neo-Marxist Communists, Racists who pretend to be Anti-Racists who use Minorities as pawns, Backstabbing Cowards who hate America, etc..) , the Original Sin of White Privilege, The Gospels of Drag Queen Story Hour...
@@Rojoe92 i think he knows this, however, the basketball team in Boston is called the Celtics (SEL-tics) Pisses me off everytime I hear that, and I am from Michigan
Maybe you're too young to realize this Dank, but if you were producing Absolute Mad Lads in the '90's... it would've been the #1 show on the History Channel!
The long long ago of The Way Way back before ancient aliens destroyed their credibility
Growing up, I didn't learn about my family heritage of the Morrison clan (whose name has changed over time in history, as all do), but when I was an adult my father and I looked into it and I've been so intrigued and saddened by the history of it all. I'm proud to be a descendent of Scotland, and I'm glad to have kept the same brazen attitude of the Highlands like so many others here in the Southern United States (which has a LOT of Scot and Irish heritage, even down to our accent which originated with Scottish settlers, which is why we tend to be able to understand thick Scottish accents better than other English speakers)
Ishikawa Goemon.
-his samurai father was killed
-he swore revenge, and became a ninja.
-got kicked out cuz he banged his sensei’s wife
-essentially became a Japanese Robin Hood
HERE IS THE MAD LAD PART
when he was captured. He and his first born son were sentenced to be boiled alive in oil. He took it like a man. holding his son above his head as long as he could, when he could no longer stand. He killed his son himself, as to spare him the agony.
Jesus christ that's some next level savagery
What omg...
tacos forlife don’t get me wrong many aspects of his life are a point of debate among historians. But if any of them are half true he’s a mad lad
A true hero
The day I become a Dad… I would do the same thing to spare my children.
A poem/song my Grandma used to sing me: “Oh cruel is the snow that sweeps Glencoe
And covers the grave o' Donald
And cruel was the foe that raped Glencoe
And murdered the house o' MacDonald
They came through the blizzard, we offered them heat
A roof ower their heads, dry shoes for their feet
We wined them and dined them, they ate o' our meat
And slept in the house O' MacDonald
They came from Fort William with murder mind
The Campbell had orders, King William had signed
Pit all tae the sword, these words underlined
And leave none alive called MacDonald
They came in the night when the men were asleep
That band of Argyles, through snow soft and deep.
Like murdering foxes, among helpless sheep
They slaughtered the house o' MacDonald
Some died in their beds at the hands of the foe
Some fled in the night, were lost in the snow.
Some lived to accuse him, what struck the first blow
But gone was the house of MacDonald”.
Alas, ol MacDonald _had_ a farm...
@@MonkeyMan01 Iaye iaye iayooo...
Macdonald, huh?
these guys were real jerks
@@MonkeyMan01 They own the most famous restaurant franchise in the world. They use shitty meat. Never change, McDowells's's. :_;
*MacDonell
9:45 "the McDonald's clan was known for their love of lawlessness and hamburglaring"
Any gang with a theme song is inherently better than gangs who do not have a theme song
Events can be Mad Lads now? That opens up a whole new realm of possibilities!
9/11
Battle off Samar
The spicy german paintercaust
The rape of nanking
The khmer rogue
"Independent Fact Checkers say government visit to Glencoe was mostly peaceful"
This comment is BASED
_Mostly._
Indeed, it was.
A fortnight of peace and one night of violence.
@Globglogabgolab 2.0 Me too and after the taliban went on bumper cars and pedalos haha 😂 to think one day people will read this as history is a funny thought haha
😉 LOL…
Thank you. Love from Canda
A LEAF!!
The more detailed accounts of regional historical conflict I learn of, the more that human history seems to be "urban vs. rural" to me
“The slaughter of Glencoe actually inspired another atrocity...”
-add plays for Heinz HoneyRancha
Me: I’d have to agree with that assessment.
This comment is way under rated and deserves to be seen by all. Well done.
I thought he was going to say Season 8
SREBRENICA
I got a RAID Shadow Legends ad, quite fitting
"we scots can hold a grudge" ain't that the truth
Indeed
“You scots sure are a hateful bunch”
“You’ve just made an enemy for life”
I wondered where I got it!
@Hammer Go Bonk! you beat me to it you ungrateful umgi! You'd better believe that's going in the book!
As with us Irish
Tsun Tsu - "Your enemy is never kinder than when he is plotting your demise"
"They have created a desert and called it peace"
The sad thing is that this is a quote from a Caledonian chief named Calgacus in AD 83, describing the Romans in their conquest of Britain and plunder of what is now Scotland. I guess some things never change.
"Is my bias showin' yet?"
You? Never.
if being a free-speech advocate doesn’t work out, you should consider being a history teacher...
Why not both!?
He already is
Like any school is going to touch a CV like that. There would be protesters in the street for weeks
@@jameskilgour387 Maybe if he can legally emigrate to Texas... I mean... Dave and Buster's is there.
I agree but no one would hire him. Too high profile and controversial.
You don't have the power to hold the state responsible without the right to bear arms.
Such an American thing to say. Yeah, your shitty shotgun against the US army? 😂
Learnt more about Scottish history in this one video than the whole of my high school history studies, (I'm from Scotland)
Media: Count Dankula talks about horrible things
Count Danula: Imma smoke me weed and tell a camp fire story
He should move his story time to beside an actual campfire, so we can hear the crackling.
I would 100% watch that. I'll watch even without that. His story telling is just entertaining.
Trik Stari his accent makes the stories 10x better
@@trikstari7687 well just continue watching his videos then...
I’m still surprised Dank hasn’t done a mad lad on Ivan the Terrible
or genkhis khan lel
He's too well known
Ivan mostly tried fighting poland for 24 years, hated the boyars, started what was basicaly a cult, set up a murder zone which he didnt say where and bonk his son over the head with the royal sceptor and much much more.
Yeah I guess he could get one.
Eh its been done to death
Alexander the Great was a proper madlad too
Highlander hospitality, except it's a finishing move in Mortal Kombat.
Who the fuck are you?
The Billy Boys: Did you not hear our song?
Us yanks don't hear much about Scottish history, so I'm finding this pretty interesting. I wouldn't mind seeing you do more of this sort of historical content.
Yet we get to hear more of it than them thanks to that wonderful thing callsed free speach.
I didn’t know European history was so violent. All of this is kind of glanced over, at least it was in the schools I was in.
It was kinda like:
“They had some wars: 7 years long, 10 years long etc, but lots of prosperity and then they had Winston Churchill and The Beetles. Okay let’s move on! Anybody wanna learn about the trail of tears or Salem witch trials again?
Did we talk about ‘nam yet today?”
Slawa Boga, would love to learn more about it to be honest. It’s very interesting to hear about all the terrible things the school systems like to pretend didn’t happen.
Usa and the uk are 100 percent secretly gay lovers. I once saw the queen giving trump a hand job.
@Slawa Boga While the causes of the wars is more classical as Count mentioned, some of the acts committed were far from controlled. The throwing away of men's lives in the interest of a named man who never cared for them must be mentioned as well.
Sprinkled among the travesties are moments of honor and courage by lords and downtrodden.
Both aspects are able to teach a lesson and should be open for honest discussion and beneficial exposure. America as well. When it comes to killing people, no hand comes away clean.
I would certainly listen to the Count give a blunt account of any event he saw fit, but I think he seems motivated to teach about his people to his people, and I find that honorable.