Top 7 Most Stupid, Dumbest Cars EVER Made

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  • @TopCarsTV
    @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +124

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    • @LUIGI-gx8bf
      @LUIGI-gx8bf 4 роки тому +7

      In my world, every car is a favourite.

    • @LUIGI-gx8bf
      @LUIGI-gx8bf 4 роки тому +11

      Boi you know nothing about cars

    • @LUIGI-gx8bf
      @LUIGI-gx8bf 4 роки тому +3

      What are LB cars and rocket bunny cars?

    • @somervillearron
      @somervillearron 4 роки тому +11

      now the maloo is cool 😎

    • @jasonlanctot5263
      @jasonlanctot5263 4 роки тому +7

      LUIGI 2003 you’re 17, what could you possibly know? Take a break. It’s an opinion, even though he’s right and you’re wrong. Let me guess, your parents dropped &80k on x6 m?

  • @Begunend20
    @Begunend20 4 роки тому +313

    Say what you want, the UTE was always something I wanted.

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +46

      I want one too. No good reason, just that my heart wants it :)

    • @ahrred3127
      @ahrred3127 4 роки тому +3

      I Want One Too

    • @notrllyfamous3703
      @notrllyfamous3703 4 роки тому +6

      @@TopCarsTV YOU *LITERALLY* JUST SAID IN THE VIDEO THAT IT IS NOT PRACTICAL. MAKE UP YOUR MIND MAN

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +18

      @@notrllyfamous3703 yeah. As trucks go, Maloo is a terrible one. I still love it
      Just repeating what I said in the video

    • @Ashish-qm2ry
      @Ashish-qm2ry 4 роки тому

      Even i want one too!

  • @YENKOGT
    @YENKOGT 4 роки тому +764

    The UTE is perfect... A "el camino" of our times...

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +111

      Agree. I wish they made it left hand drive as well

    • @Dark5tar100
      @Dark5tar100 4 роки тому +35

      @@TopCarsTV but didn't you call it dumb?

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +127

      I did. But I still like it. Hard to defend but easy to love

    • @potato_1188
      @potato_1188 4 роки тому +29

      The Ute is one of the weirdest things out there. A class of its own, and that’s what makes it so amazing.

    • @g1g3l
      @g1g3l 4 роки тому +26

      @@TopCarsTV Well it's exclusive to Australia and since Australia is right hand drive only...
      And since americans have their harsh regulation on importing cars, the only way to get a Lhd UTE is if you import the body and use a Pontiac G8 as a chassis, interior and engine donor

  • @ohnomybones7318
    @ohnomybones7318 2 роки тому +302

    The maloo does not belong here, it's literally the best thing ever made ever

    • @amriksaini26
      @amriksaini26 Рік тому +7

      i agree its a good piece of kinda crap but still good

    • @theray2009
      @theray2009 Рік тому +27

      it's literally a modern day el camino

    • @DUKKYDRIFT
      @DUKKYDRIFT Рік тому +9

      I can finally agree with someone about the maloo

    • @berniesutton7277
      @berniesutton7277 11 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @re4796
      @re4796 10 місяців тому +1

      God bless the Maloo

  • @haydensmith9274
    @haydensmith9274 4 роки тому +163

    HSV Maloo is a staple of Aussie culture. So popular for good reason 😍

    • @shahidshaikh-lw3mt
      @shahidshaikh-lw3mt 3 роки тому +3

      i hate this guy, hsv is my favorite pickup truck mane

    • @Serenessl1994
      @Serenessl1994 3 роки тому

      Im from canada and the HSV is one of my dream vehicles!

    • @joshuataylor4712
      @joshuataylor4712 3 роки тому +2

      Modern day el camino. Id get one

    • @wolfprince74
      @wolfprince74 3 роки тому

      The Maloo is my dream Ute

  • @BeatLounge
    @BeatLounge 4 роки тому +117

    Bro the HSV is sick.

  • @crionics99
    @crionics99 8 місяців тому +20

    As an Aussie, I object to the HSV Maloo. Yous foreigners just don't get utes. The Maloo is unquestioned

  • @videomaker8207
    @videomaker8207 4 роки тому +38

    I don’t think the maloo is pointless, as it still has loads of room in the back but it is fun as well it doesn’t hurt to have a super fun high performance car with utility bed

  • @shravanav993
    @shravanav993 4 роки тому +99

    I think the mclaren GT is the best thing between a sports car and a luxury coupe.
    You are wrong man
    There are straps to hold the luggage in the rear compartment

    • @RDSyafriyar
      @RDSyafriyar 4 роки тому +12

      And the new Koenigsegg Gemera may be the best thing between a hypercar and a 2+2 coupe...unlike most 2+2's though, it has enormous doors and properly enormous amount of space in the interior to fit a whole family of four...and like a hypercar all it comes under the rear is insane power figures, with a 3-cylinder mated to three electric motors making 1700 hp.

    • @marciliojunior4919
      @marciliojunior4919 4 роки тому

      RDSyafriyar And carbon fiber seats, and racing suspension that thing is more unconfortable than most sportscars

    • @poglant
      @poglant 4 роки тому +1

      I agree it’s amazing and it’s sexy this guy always gets 1 or 2 cars wrong

    • @shravanav993
      @shravanav993 4 роки тому +3

      @@RDSyafriyar I think the Ferrari gtc4lusso is the best 2+2 car

    • @ДаниилМартынов-м9й
      @ДаниилМартынов-м9й 4 роки тому

      @@RDSyafriyar it has 7 times the price, though

  • @Exvizit
    @Exvizit 2 роки тому +20

    The HSV/UTE Maloo is amazing. It’s a modern, more powerful, and sportier el Camino

  • @lordbostitch6209
    @lordbostitch6209 8 місяців тому +26

    I dont get why that australian pickup on this list

    • @Chewie260
      @Chewie260 7 місяців тому +5

      i dont either, its probs the single greatest creation of mankind. MUSCLE UTE, MUSCLE UTE, SPORTS UTE, SPORTS UTE!!!!

    • @sylvestervats
      @sylvestervats 7 місяців тому +1

      half of the reasons given here are actually dumb

  • @lgz2006
    @lgz2006 4 роки тому +33

    Outro part:
    Reliant Robin
    Renault Avantime
    Smart Fortwo

  • @Edwinbraun20
    @Edwinbraun20 3 роки тому +15

    X6 M was exclusively designed for Russian urban areas. It looks gangster, it goes very fast down the Moscow rings and it’s rugged enough for awful Russian potholes. It has a huge fan base in Russian.
    Maloo on another hand is a true Australian legend. Story goes sth like… bring wife to church on Sunday, eggs to the market on Monday and go burn some rubber and race against your mates afterwards. I think maloo is actually way more practical and charismatic car than some two seat sports car. True multipurpose vehicle.

  • @jacobwhittington2462
    @jacobwhittington2462 4 роки тому +41

    The hsv maloo is for the person who can't decide whether to get a sport's car or a pickup. In the morning you can haul the fishing boat to the boat ramp, then hit the track in the afternoon. SMART👏👍😎😍

  • @ElJefeTheCreator
    @ElJefeTheCreator 4 роки тому +213

    You know this guy just googled the facts of the cars like 5 minutes before making the video

    • @LUIGI-gx8bf
      @LUIGI-gx8bf 4 роки тому +2

      Can you google how much long he has before I knock on his door with a metal baseball bat?

    • @kyley4003
      @kyley4003 4 роки тому

      @@LUIGI-gx8bf there goes a report

    • @yhb4682
      @yhb4682 3 роки тому +2

      @@kyley4003 snitch

    • @kyley4003
      @kyley4003 3 роки тому

      @@yhb4682 can you like stfu

    • @itzkennyboy1223
      @itzkennyboy1223 3 роки тому +1

      @@kyley4003 opp

  • @jimsteinway695
    @jimsteinway695 2 роки тому +16

    The BMW X6 was the #1 car on my list and GET THIS!!! Mercedes COPIED THEM!!! So take an SUV then compromise it in every way!! No space no storage!!! What a stupid car. The X5 is fine and has plenty of room but the X 6 is just stupid

    • @mysterion7586
      @mysterion7586 2 роки тому +6

      I wonder when the GLS Coupe and the X7 Coupe will come. Theres people who actually buy that stuff. In Germany almost every time I see an AMG its the GLE 63S Coupe. Lets face it - nice cars are dying out!

  • @pedromonteiro1126
    @pedromonteiro1126 4 роки тому +52

    8:52 if the Avantime was lanched 10/15 years later, it would have been another casual SUV coupe

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +5

      Just image the latest Espace but with two doors. Even 4 doors looks great!

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 3 роки тому +2

      The Avantime is way more useful than the coupe SUVs. You may think that a 3 door minivan is stupid, but the doors are huge (which is also a negative if the parking is tight) so you can use it as a full on minivan, but look cooler (also it had a V6 option)

  • @calliris
    @calliris 4 роки тому +294

    I guess McLaren thought that GT stands for Gran Turismo

    • @vanle6611
      @vanle6611 4 роки тому +24

      Thanos Patrick they did. One problem that they didn’t know it translates to “grand tourer”

    • @aryanraval3294
      @aryanraval3294 4 роки тому +1

      That's what I did until 2 years ago

    • @darriusramdial2310
      @darriusramdial2310 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @tonk2310
      @tonk2310 4 роки тому

      yes they did

    • @ahrred3127
      @ahrred3127 4 роки тому +1

      And Maserati Put Granturismo On A Grand Tourer Car

  • @jacobdalton6597
    @jacobdalton6597 3 роки тому +10

    mclaren gt has heat resistant plating between the trunk and engine bay and it doesn’t ever get above a certain temp that is more than suitable for carrying anything, there’s also straps to hold luggage down

  • @rubenlay610
    @rubenlay610 4 роки тому +43

    The maloo is for people who only have room for one car but need a pickup and also want a muscle car.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 3 роки тому +1

      I read above that you cannot put more than 500 kg in it, so that defeats the purpose

    • @rubenlay610
      @rubenlay610 3 роки тому

      @@Inferiis I don't think the majority of people need to put more than 500kg in the back of their vehicle. If you do then buy something else.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 3 роки тому

      @@rubenlay610 yes, but if you don't, why buy a truck?

    • @rubenlay610
      @rubenlay610 3 роки тому

      @@Inferiis people where the maloo was sold typically don't carry an absurd amount of stuff so don't need something impratically large like an f150.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 3 роки тому

      @@rubenlay610 well, I'm european, so we don't even have such trucks (we only have the Hilux size ones), but even those can carry more than 500kg

  • @sixtenlennartsson8209
    @sixtenlennartsson8209 4 роки тому +72

    The BMW X6 M has a V8 with 555 horsepower

    • @planemod8399
      @planemod8399 4 роки тому

      Very true...

    • @_vame
      @_vame 4 роки тому +9

      Buuut still useless?!

    • @RandomCarGuy17
      @RandomCarGuy17 4 роки тому +12

      His point was that the X6 M is doing things that other BMWs were already doing. The X5 M was already a good performance SUV with the same powertrain (just with more luggage space & headroom in the back). If someone plans to just drive on the road, but still wants back seats; the M8 coupe exists.There's also the M5 as a practical, but fast option for the road (and it's more powerful & lighter than a X6 M). If those are too big for you, then there's still the M4 Coupe and M3 sedan. Really, I can't think of any good reason to buy a X6 M over the other M cars.

    • @planemod8399
      @planemod8399 4 роки тому

      @@_vame it's not useless dude, the vid is a joke

    • @MERCEDES190e
      @MERCEDES190e 4 роки тому +2

      @@_vame what about you? you only eat and watch youtube 24/7 your useless too..

  • @DonLee1980
    @DonLee1980 5 місяців тому +7

    Mercedes did make that AMG One with the F1 engine, and it now only takes 30 minutes of warming up, and it has a supposed every 50,000km. Which is actually quite good. And it absolutely destroyed so many lap records

  • @Kyng8-ds5cl
    @Kyng8-ds5cl 9 місяців тому +11

    Yoo wait hold up the Holden Maloo does not deserve to be on the list

  • @tokyodrifter108
    @tokyodrifter108 10 місяців тому +9

    The maloo is a ute. It has purpose, just has a lot of power.

  • @gergoszabo4035
    @gergoszabo4035 2 роки тому +13

    8:02 "trunk space is limited" *displays a huge trunk even most SUV-s don't have

  • @lollyofelly9510
    @lollyofelly9510 4 роки тому +27

    The Chinese Mercedes A35 long version is useless because it was meant to be agile and light. These cars are dumb they're so cool!

    • @MDCYF
      @MDCYF 4 роки тому +2

      No...
      I have a friend who have a wife from China
      China ppl thinks Longer is better, larger is better
      Get it?

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +1

      😂
      Reminded me of that South Park episode

    • @martinblumenroth454
      @martinblumenroth454 4 роки тому

      @DontAsk4Name what is an r class?

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +1

      Kinda sporty family van. BMW makes coupe SUV, so Mercedes, not to be outdone, did that thing

  • @felipegrijo5803
    @felipegrijo5803 3 роки тому +12

    I simply love Maloo, "hard to defend, easy to love"., a modern El Camino.

  • @ERS127
    @ERS127 2 роки тому +27

    SUV Coupes are stupid, change My mind

    • @jcdenton3062
      @jcdenton3062 2 роки тому

      no need to

    • @bogdanlipoan2320
      @bogdanlipoan2320 2 роки тому +7

      ALL SUV's are stupid, worse for practicality, capacity, room, manoeuvring, mpg, ride comfort, you name it.

    • @ERS127
      @ERS127 2 роки тому +8

      @@bogdanlipoan2320 SUVs in the past: I am an off-road monster that is basically a wagon but for crawling
      SUVs now: pls help I can’t go over sidewalk, is too high ledge and if you do a 1 centimeter jump I’m going to die

    • @PrinzAquatic
      @PrinzAquatic 2 роки тому +1

      @@bogdanlipoan2320 even Land cruiser and g wagon? Wow dude grow up
      Not all SUV are parked on Beverly hills
      Some of them are actually used to fuck bear in Siberia winter forest

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 2 роки тому

      *changes mind*

  • @josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838
    @josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838 2 роки тому +7

    sorry to say, but the Smart ForTwo isnt that dumb. it actually works as an inner city commuter.
    yes it only seats 2 people
    yes the luggage capacity is as small as Vatican City
    but in large citys where everyone drives big cars, that's where the Smart Fortwo comes to play
    because it effectively frees up spaces and reduce CO2 emissions

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  2 роки тому +9

      Toyota IQ showed that a small city car can be so much better

  • @GFRnation
    @GFRnation 3 місяці тому +12

    The Maloo is a beast

  • @calebliu7581
    @calebliu7581 2 роки тому +10

    what's wrong with the Maloo?
    It's meant to be a supercar with less drawbacks.

  • @kulbirgill5962
    @kulbirgill5962 4 роки тому +14

    Bro i understand your thoughts on Mercedes Benz AMG one but Mercedes’s engineer doesn’t study in kinder garden they know what they are going to build

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +11

      I trust their engineers, but not their marketing people who keep on saying that the One will be F1 car with closed cabin and closed wheels.
      Yeah, that alone won't work.

    • @Zepxyranthes
      @Zepxyranthes 4 роки тому +3

      @@TopCarsTV That's because marketing gotta keep it simple. People who are are buying this kind of niche car probably dont have a lot of time to make the decision. If you are going into technicalities, you buy the more practical/statistically better car.

    • @farbey3459
      @farbey3459 3 роки тому +2

      If you analyze the footage Mercedes posted, you see that the engine only revs up to around 9K rpm whilst an F1 engine revs to about 15K rpm. I wouldn't quite consider that an F1 like experience

  • @mtg_369
    @mtg_369 Рік тому +7

    I have never seen a C3 Pluriel with its roof down, and I've been to spain like 10 times during summer or fall. They're super common there and even in the scorching sun, they had their soft top down if even. Makes it even more obvious how impractical that roof was lol

    • @manugranturismo
      @manugranturismo Рік тому +2

      For real, I'm Spanish and i've never seen one without the roof

    • @Niex_Knox
      @Niex_Knox 10 місяців тому

      Well in really hot countries you leave the roof on untill the sun sets. Convertibles are actually best up to 25C. They are actually all pointless.

  • @pmm4177
    @pmm4177 2 роки тому +7

    The holden maloo ute is basically an American Pontiac G8 with a bed like a truck so naturally I want one

    • @evantench6651
      @evantench6651 2 роки тому +1

      On top of that the Pontiac G8 is actually a Holden rebadged and given that Pontiac grill and then floated to the states.

  • @christopherbruh
    @christopherbruh 4 роки тому +16

    the ute is awesome wdym

  • @ben6574
    @ben6574 3 роки тому +7

    Guys, I think this lad has never heard of the El Camino.

  • @rustysickle2528
    @rustysickle2528 10 місяців тому +8

    This video was made before the Cybertruck was released.

  • @UserManson
    @UserManson 2 роки тому +8

    It’s a Ute, mate. And it’s certainly not dumb.

  • @Crazy-f4x
    @Crazy-f4x Рік тому +6

    The holden is a performance car in Australia. Most people just use it for peformance not work.

  • @Dexter037S4
    @Dexter037S4 3 роки тому +12

    Maloo is not stupid.
    It is Australian.

    • @SpoonR24
      @SpoonR24 3 роки тому

      its stupid and awesome, Utes are the fast trucks before trucks are fast

  • @richdyer2000
    @richdyer2000 4 роки тому +15

    Whenever I see an SUV, I think there's a 80% chance that the driver's a c$%t. When I first saw an X6 with the sloping back, my first reaction was "well, that's the 20% doubt gone".

  • @gtry3569
    @gtry3569 4 роки тому +79

    In this episode a brown stain, a happy dog and the 7 dumbest cars
    *Instant top gear nastalgia*😂

  • @DanielCPhillips
    @DanielCPhillips 2 роки тому +5

    I disagree with your assessment of the Holden Maloo. Not everyone works 24/7. This car is meant to be able to work during the day - but have fun after work. It is a joy to drive - and terrifying when you let it rip around a track. Think of the state Henry Ford was in when Carroll Shelby took him for a spin in the GT40 from "Ford v Ferrari" and you get the idea!

  • @evantench6651
    @evantench6651 2 роки тому +10

    That Holden Maloo is dope. I get it.

  • @lancercool1992
    @lancercool1992 4 роки тому +8

    x6, m or non m, every second in the car you feel the body being pushed around by its own weight and question if this is what the ultimate driving machine has to offer.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 3 роки тому

      and for some reason it is still very popular, at least here in Europe. I'd say it's to show off that you can afford an almost 50K+ $ useless BMW. Like literally you can get a base X5 and M5 for that price, so you have a big car and a sporty one.

  • @luciancormos1648
    @luciancormos1648 Рік тому +8

    Totally agree with the X6M on 1th position!

  • @marcusmonyepao1740
    @marcusmonyepao1740 4 роки тому +5

    Every video I watched I have not heard you mention SUBARU HYUNDAI MINI COOPER MITSUBISHI FIAT OR TOYOTA. THESE BRANDS EACH LEFT AN INCREDIBLE MARK IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY

  • @tubi2123
    @tubi2123 3 роки тому +5

    “Desperately in love with arrogant useless shit” no truer words have been spoken

  • @anustupnaskar3809
    @anustupnaskar3809 3 роки тому +8

    1)Reliant Robin.
    2)Renault Avantime.
    3)Smart fortwo.

  • @user-xg6zz8qs3q
    @user-xg6zz8qs3q 4 роки тому +6

    Another suggestion Peugeot 1007. It's a tiny car with van doors. The doors are so heavy and the engine is so small. It's slow. The car has the worst automatic transmission ever sold.

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +2

      Oh yes. How could I have forgotten that one 😄

  • @nlluke5207
    @nlluke5207 2 роки тому +5

    If you live in the USA i understand the hate on the X6, but in the EU there are soooo many roadbumps… with the x6 you can drive pretty fast and not worry to destroy your front.

    • @LilBunny6077
      @LilBunny6077 2 роки тому +1

      This gee has no idea about his review

  • @maxalfredjoelasemoule3993
    @maxalfredjoelasemoule3993 Місяць тому +4

    Thanks for the sismic "Desperately in love with arrogant useless shit". I must print, frame it and display it in my living room.

  • @ChapuleTaylor
    @ChapuleTaylor 3 роки тому +11

    the poop jokes are the pinnacle of cringe

  • @OverNotHere
    @OverNotHere 2 роки тому +7

    the hsv is the only thing i disagree with its basicly a drifting sport car but with a big boot basicly in a ute

  • @Simon_r2600
    @Simon_r2600 2 роки тому +7

    Every SUV ever made: Hold my beer.

  • @Rocchidere
    @Rocchidere 4 роки тому +5

    I don't think the Maloo belongs here. It doesn't have to carry heavy construction equipment while drifting. It's badass and you know it. Want some reasons for its existence? Here:
    1. It still has utility
    2. Sleeper
    3. Fun

    • @Frank-mm2yp
      @Frank-mm2yp 4 роки тому

      The only utility that Australian Holden MALOO will ever have is to carry cases of beer to the track-"Born to Drift"....

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 4 роки тому

      C6smin agreed.

    • @kwbalance108
      @kwbalance108 4 роки тому

      HSV Maloo is NOT a sleeper, but I agree with the rest.

  • @familys.965
    @familys.965 Рік тому +6

    The HSV Maloo is my fav of this part! Looks like the !ix of an Chevrolet El Camino and a Dodge Demon!

  • @djb7302
    @djb7302 3 роки тому +3

    I had a supercharged Jaguar F-Pace SUV and I loved it. You could go long distances, haul the family and all their gear, and when you were on your own, have a lot of fun using the performance.

    • @Inferiis
      @Inferiis 3 роки тому

      yea, that one isn't coupe shaped like the M6 or the GLE

  • @velsonline
    @velsonline 4 роки тому +10

    Lewis Hamilton: drives the amg one at full speed
    Also Lewis Hamilton: what is that smell coming from???
    12 sec later.....
    *Kaboom*

  • @ZenoGy
    @ZenoGy 3 роки тому +5

    My black Maloo requires that large trunk space to store my costume , cape and crime fighting gear .

  • @einrichantoniodean8389
    @einrichantoniodean8389 Місяць тому +7

    Cybertruck should be on this list

  • @bucketslash11
    @bucketslash11 4 роки тому +5

    1: *Reliant Robin*
    2: *Reanault Avantime*
    3: *Smart Fortwo*

    • @HammySigvard
      @HammySigvard 4 роки тому

      I used to have a Renault Avantime before xD

    • @jamesbassil2088
      @jamesbassil2088 4 роки тому

      And if it were on the list, he would be wrong about the smart

  • @Pucknuckle
    @Pucknuckle 3 роки тому +4

    As an Australian I'm just happy someone is finally telling the truth about the Maloo ute. Given that the payload limit is 500kg, if you want one so you can move things around with it, be sure to get one with a tow ball so you can pull a trailer.

  • @trashcanconnoisseur2586
    @trashcanconnoisseur2586 2 роки тому +9

    Dont diss the maloo 😤

  • @kwbalance108
    @kwbalance108 4 роки тому +7

    The HSV Maloo is stupid? Wow...

  • @flopjul3022
    @flopjul3022 3 роки тому +5

    Cadillac Escalade vs BMW X6M(bmw wins)
    HSV Maloo vs Dodge Ram 1500(hsv wins while the dodge is almost the same concept)

  • @howtoplay6563
    @howtoplay6563 Рік тому +6

    The HSV Maloo kinda feels good ngl...

  • @saautochronicles
    @saautochronicles 4 роки тому +44

    You've never been in the X6 you??

    • @ashtonjames7166
      @ashtonjames7166 4 роки тому +1

      He said nothing about the x6

    • @noahp9143
      @noahp9143 4 роки тому +6

      spare comentary are you deaf or blind?

    • @bhuuthesecond
      @bhuuthesecond 3 роки тому

      Are you even sure that he has ever driven a car?

  • @thatza547
    @thatza547 2 роки тому +7

    don't underestimate that maloo, it's a beast

  • @hiteshsharmarachuru3192
    @hiteshsharmarachuru3192 3 роки тому +11

    4:46 I wish mclaren makes this. so gorgeous

  • @anthonykat9520
    @anthonykat9520 2 роки тому +10

    dont you dare attack the maloo

  • @bethanymacdonald5143
    @bethanymacdonald5143 4 роки тому +24

    4:06 it’s just you who can’t figure it out
    Omg thank you guys for 17 likes can we make that 1k? Probably not but can we try?

    • @nimeni86
      @nimeni86 4 роки тому +3

      I agree, Triad members do need a getaway car

  • @Thebluedevil078
    @Thebluedevil078 2 роки тому +4

    Honestly, the AMG one would be a good track-only car.... Its got the grunt of an F1 car, On a track day, ur not in a hurry(Unless ur running very late) and the car is practically an F1 car transformed into an impressive looking machine. On track, what's not there to love?

  • @GTDpowah
    @GTDpowah 4 роки тому +6

    Smart isn't useless. It's a car for tight city streets and easy parking.
    You can park two Smart cars in one parking space.

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +2

      Toyota iQ proves that Smart ForTwo is stupid. You don't need to sacrifice practicality to get a small car.

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  4 роки тому +2

      @@wolframxx5580 yes I've read it. I drove it one day as well and guess how many times the opening was big enough just for Smart and not the Toyota iQ? Not once.
      It's not worth giving up two seats for 5 inches less that might serve you one day in a year.

  • @BurakUnan
    @BurakUnan 4 роки тому +30

    I'm a professional X6 hater since day one

  • @thedittogod5478
    @thedittogod5478 2 роки тому +9

    Number 4: hsv maloo. Me: WHAT U SAYING TO MALOO?!?!

  • @leaznidaric5394
    @leaznidaric5394 4 роки тому +5

    4:18 The McLaren Elva looks like a Lamborghini Aventador-J Concept but they removed the windshield ._:

  • @madinkdough9871
    @madinkdough9871 6 місяців тому +7

    that pickup muscle car is so sick, i want that!!!

    • @CassHartin
      @CassHartin 6 місяців тому +1

      Australia/New Zealand only bro, and they aint made dem since 2017 since Holden shut down

  • @mitchellfarkas9017
    @mitchellfarkas9017 3 роки тому +7

    The HSV Maloo is literally the modern Australian equivalent of the Chevrolet El Camino SS. Sadly we can’t get it in the states because our outdated federal requirements for imported automobiles are dog shit.

  • @s.z.x.01
    @s.z.x.01 2 роки тому +11

    Welcome to another episode of how the Americans see the world of cars

    • @timbusfahrer3172
      @timbusfahrer3172 2 роки тому +5

      Name a single thing he said that was wrong

    • @kgb3803
      @kgb3803 2 роки тому +2

      @@timbusfahrer3172 maloo
      its very practical you can fill it with water and have a driving pool

    • @someguy9520
      @someguy9520 2 роки тому +1

      I dunno man. Can pretty much agree on the subject while being from central europe

  • @johanpetur8938
    @johanpetur8938 3 роки тому +6

    Don't disrespect Australins

  • @fd4639
    @fd4639 2 роки тому +5

    Thought you were going to include the Pagani Zonda R. Firstly because Paganis are in general welcome to your lists. Secondly because, in spite of being an awesome incredible machine and piece of art, is not street legal, is not homologated in any racing category and is not legal even for tracks due to the exhaust noises. Thought it deserved a place here ! 😁

  • @MikeDiscusses
    @MikeDiscusses 3 місяці тому +9

    I think the XM should replace the X6M

    • @KHolzer444
      @KHolzer444 7 днів тому

      Definitely a contender, but as he said, the X6M came first and is even less practical

  • @planaskateboard
    @planaskateboard 4 роки тому +5

    I love the part you talk about the X6 and SUV's

  • @ultron4623
    @ultron4623 10 місяців тому +2

    Number 3 it's actually cool ngl
    Also, the X6M is a Trand Setter from what you Say. And I personally love it

  • @fountedakis
    @fountedakis 2 роки тому +13

    If your jokes were a car, it would be on the list

  • @TheFastcraig74
    @TheFastcraig74 8 місяців тому +5

    FYI, Ameica was a Penal Colony well before Australia

  • @Ozvideo1959
    @Ozvideo1959 3 роки тому +4

    If a pickup truck is for carrying your tools then it's stupid. Anybody can just steal anything in the back the minute your back is turned. Also as shown on Top Gear some of those pickups use almost the entire flatbed to store the spare wheel.
    Give me a Maloo any day.

  • @NatedoggZombies
    @NatedoggZombies 4 роки тому +6

    I can’t believe you were that harsh with the HSV Maloo

  • @CpmSam
    @CpmSam 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm Dutch, I'm tall, I want AMG but not the extremely expensive one, I can't afford as weekend car: boom A35L

  • @leecounty2547
    @leecounty2547 2 роки тому +4

    The A35L exists in China due to some China-specific reasons
    1. The Chinese love sedans and hate hatchbacks because they want a balanced look on the car
    That's why there are sedan versions of French cars (who loves hatchbacks) in China, due to their poor experiences selling hatchbacks in China
    2. Long wheelbase is there for business reasons (or carrying around family members, and they don't like wagons for the reasons mentioned above)
    3. AMG is there mostly to look cool (which the Chinese value extremely, especially with fairly strict speed limits which don't allow people to go fast at all).

    • @Marcbgping
      @Marcbgping 2 роки тому

      you forgot that those are cars bought by rich kids, with mommy and daddy's money, whom have 3 requirements for a proper car: -BBA (Benz BMW Audi) -Sedan shape - Size and space (in this case Legroom for when you need to chauffeur grandma/grandpa around)
      Mum and dad don't know AMG, don't care AMG. Baby driver care about the go fast bits

    • @dltalex207
      @dltalex207 2 роки тому

      I think the a35sedan is a really beauty of a car, like the a3 sedan, way more cooler than the cla. But not in L version

  • @theraildynasty_
    @theraildynasty_ 2 роки тому +5

    I agree with u on all cars except maloo, maloo is unique and different, people require maloo in Australia for some reason.......they need that body type.......

  • @stevanato4307
    @stevanato4307 3 роки тому +5

    The X6 is for people who wants to get attention, which makes sense, they have money, but with that money I believe there are way better options that will also get a good attention on the streets and will have better confort or power

    • @TopCarsTV
      @TopCarsTV  3 роки тому +9

      Seeking attention is a sign of weak character.
      Also, the new X6 has an optional glowing grill... For even more attention!!!

  • @NeoNinjaKatOfficial
    @NeoNinjaKatOfficial 2 місяці тому +4

    Putting in the HSV Maloo is just stupid. All the coolness and practicality of a truck with all the coolness and performance of a muscle car. Besides, people that buy them don't use them for hauling stuff and as a performance car at the same time (if they haul stuff at all). Besides, why do you think cars like the Chevy El Camino SS, Ram 1500 TRX, and Ford F150 Raptor did and continue to do so well?
    Edit: And he put the SSR in his cars that don't deserve the hate video, he isn't writing his own script is he.

  • @tankside2310
    @tankside2310 4 роки тому +11

    The HSV
    ain’t for business it’s for leisure and business

  • @Jeremy_Plowman
    @Jeremy_Plowman 2 роки тому +10

    Dude the hsv Maloo is a good car and it's not a el Camilo

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 Рік тому +7

    It’s super funny how many morons get butthurt in the comments. They all act like he insulted their mother and whole ancestry.

  • @danbi2000
    @danbi2000 3 роки тому +8

    3:06 u cannot put shinjuku crossing with a china flag

  • @nahlegit5801
    @nahlegit5801 4 роки тому +6

    1:34 is that a brief 😂😅😅😅

  • @davidmcleod5133
    @davidmcleod5133 11 місяців тому +1

    This may be the first time ever I’ve actually called one of these “winners.” I’ve LOATHED the X6 for years, for the exact reasons you’ve stated. Thank you!!!