THE $4 BILLION RANSOM VIRUS!?! - Virus Investigations

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Hello guys and gals, it's me Mutahar again! This time I begin my examination into some nasty little programs that cause a whole lot of problems! This one, in particular, cost a billion a day in its heyday! Thanks for watching!
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  • @tobbanimations4599
    @tobbanimations4599 5 років тому +4956

    I love how viruses are so polite...

    • @austinjackson7968
      @austinjackson7968 4 роки тому +385

      They specifically attacked companies. That's why they gave "poor" people the option to opt out basically. It wasn't meant to go beyond these companies so if it did I'm sure it wasn't actually all that hard to get your files back after those 6 months (assuming the servers were still running). They even had a contact us option, probably so normies like us could cry to them and they can give you your files back, that way they're justifying their evil actions to themselves. Remember that most people aren't evil in their own minds and do have moral codes for the most part. Do one big, evil thing, then justify it by doing small things for SOME of the people you negatively effected, especially the ones with a good sob story. Must feel good to have "helped" someone who is a single parent with 3 kids and 2 jobs who can't afford $300-$600, while also having made shit tons of money off of other helpless people who may be in the same or worse position but didn't even think to try to cry to you. I honestly don't have much of a point to this, it's just really interesting to think about the psychology behind people who do these sort of things.

    • @tenny6020
      @tenny6020 4 роки тому +166

      A very weird response Austin. And very lengthy. But you do bring up a good point. The way these fuckers think is brilliant, but also fucked up.

    • @cybershadow4497
      @cybershadow4497 4 роки тому +49

      they do it so you can trust them. They can only get paid if you trust them. So they will give you your files back.

    • @r4ccy_
      @r4ccy_ 4 роки тому +13

      I know. We need more viruses

    • @austinjackson7968
      @austinjackson7968 4 роки тому +16

      @Carrie Price in a way yes, but those rich people that are getting fucked also tend to be the peron who pays the "poor" people, so in a way it does negatively effect everyone and not just the rich

  • @Martin-wz5rm
    @Martin-wz5rm 5 років тому +4019

    and kids, this is what happens when you try to download hacks for fortnite

  • @malach-osu6355
    @malach-osu6355 5 років тому +4015

    They would've made so much more money if they had made it cost $10 instead of $300

    • @rawtrout007
      @rawtrout007 5 років тому +208

      not really lol i'm not paying SHIT

    • @fluteplayerify
      @fluteplayerify 5 років тому +564

      For max money: pay $300 to decrypt immediately or only pay $10 if you pass the virus to another machine (perhaps the virus generates itself with a special code. The person passes the new generated virus to a new computer via email, usb, or some other medium. The newly infected virus checks that the new computer is not a vm, maybe even check hardware id so the same hardware cant be used twice. The newly infected machine reports the generated code back to the server, and the server grants the cheaper price to the original computer).

    • @centralstar7168
      @centralstar7168 5 років тому +28

      no even if you pay your files are already deleted

    • @shayfarrelly6789
      @shayfarrelly6789 5 років тому +75

      @@centralstar7168 encrypted*

    • @calvinl5661
      @calvinl5661 5 років тому +17

      @@fluteplayerify genius

  • @pi4313
    @pi4313 4 роки тому +1632

    everyone: uses normal, non sexual analogies
    SomeOrdinaryGamers: Think of this as a condom

    • @gdshockedgd2351
      @gdshockedgd2351 4 роки тому +10

      Yea pretty much

    • @addicted5549
      @addicted5549 4 роки тому +6

      yes.

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 4 роки тому +27

      I mean he owns a strip club do you really think that won't affect his everyday life

    • @pulse5215
      @pulse5215 4 роки тому +6

      @@stevejones69420 really?

    • @endablox
      @endablox 4 роки тому +21

      ANALogies

  • @RedMetalHead97
    @RedMetalHead97 6 років тому +5029

    So I have to pay $300 to get all my tentacle hentai back?
    *....looks like I have no choice...*

    • @NubSwitch
      @NubSwitch 5 років тому +27

      Dapper Deadpool 🙄 ok

    • @izzyint
      @izzyint 5 років тому +126

      Whoosh its a joke

    • @NubSwitch
      @NubSwitch 5 років тому +40

      Accurate Makes! are u sure about that

    • @izzyint
      @izzyint 5 років тому +26

      Vanadium hmmm he might...

    • @DoctorProctor-ti4fb
      @DoctorProctor-ti4fb 5 років тому +19

      welp as long as you can download it, reset your computer and get a clean version of windows. and then just download it again

  • @spreeageedup
    @spreeageedup 6 років тому +3344

    I don't think risk is the right word.
    Downloading a virus without a VM is like running into a brick wall at full speed.

    • @lilpullout
      @lilpullout 6 років тому +282

      Sphrea you mean being shot in the head without a helmet

    • @Adamskaish
      @Adamskaish 6 років тому +295

      Bungee jumping without the cord, you might say.

    • @bugsbunnyy9721
      @bugsbunnyy9721 6 років тому +45

      YER A WIZARD HARRY

    • @resdyne9590
      @resdyne9590 6 років тому +3

      Perfect wording

    • @thepwnr935
      @thepwnr935 6 років тому +61

      Hypest God of Poverty Bungee jumping from an airplane while wearing a super heavy jacket with sand bags without a cord. I'm not sure if it that dangerous, but it sure as hell sounds like it.

  • @szyszko3088
    @szyszko3088 6 років тому +3223

    I have 2 terabytes of memes and porn so I don't care if they delete my files, it would be best if they did

  • @Flawskiii
    @Flawskiii 5 років тому +558

    ''I wasn't even a semen back in 1970, get out of here!''
    Instantly liked the video.

  • @corey1846
    @corey1846 5 років тому +461

    This has to be the most user friendly virus of all time XD

    • @aidang7182
      @aidang7182 4 роки тому +88

      I remember a ransomware where there was a "referral" program where if you infected 3 people you'd be given a free key.

    • @dontdriveat88
      @dontdriveat88 4 роки тому +12

      It WAS targeted toward healthcare systems running XP so you're absolutely right

    • @Madbro1sthebestt
      @Madbro1sthebestt 3 роки тому +7

      @@aidang7182 no way LMFAOOOOO

    • @starrynight1165
      @starrynight1165 3 роки тому

      @@aidang7182 xD

    • @x_quicklyy6033
      @x_quicklyy6033 3 роки тому +1

      @@aidang7182 VMs on another computer be like

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 5 років тому +1675

    yeaa... I don't think North Korea would have came up with the name "Wannacry"..

    • @francisbalfour4354
      @francisbalfour4354 5 років тому +53

      Can we just appreciate how thaught out that name is though

    • @tetra4664
      @tetra4664 4 роки тому

      XD

    • @ciaranbyrne7922
      @ciaranbyrne7922 4 роки тому +4

      It was also the dumbest fuckin basic bitch code like a skiddie watched some youtube programming videos type shit.....no where near state funded

    • @solochrome3386
      @solochrome3386 4 роки тому +2

      OriginalDarkMew won tu cwy

    • @AmazingJuniorBros
      @AmazingJuniorBros 4 роки тому

      or wannacrypt

  • @mr.champion7304
    @mr.champion7304 4 роки тому +1440

    I actually remember getting this ransomware. I remember that I went on my computer, and found that everything was the same as was shown in the video. Although, I was somehow still able to use my files. Yep, seriously, the ransomware didn't do anything. I think that my computer got the ransomware at some point, then 6 months later, the "free events" mentioned basically allowed my files to get unlocked. I was too lazy to change my background to something I wanted, so I kept it as the fucking ransomware background for quite some time.

    • @bigberther7368
      @bigberther7368 4 роки тому +56

      LOL

    • @onlyf676
      @onlyf676 4 роки тому +422

      imagine being so lazy virus had to "aight buckaroo"

    • @pulse5215
      @pulse5215 4 роки тому +10

      @@onlyf676 lol

    • @Xx3nxX
      @Xx3nxX 4 роки тому +18

      Lmao i love this comment-

    • @Arkasha-Z
      @Arkasha-Z 4 роки тому +110

      I have pictures of my 15 year old dog that we had to put down a month ago saved on my computer, and I would pay an unbelievable amount of money to get them unencrypted if this happened to me.

  • @beckyfromhr588
    @beckyfromhr588 4 роки тому +196

    Imagine if somebody had the cure to cancer in one of those files and it just gets encrypted and lost....

    • @UnknownUser-xk5rr
      @UnknownUser-xk5rr 3 роки тому +2

      Considering that God doesn't want cancer to be cured, it probably _will_ happen

    • @arianniknam9141
      @arianniknam9141 3 роки тому +12

      Probably highly protected.

    • @Alexander-vo4gv
      @Alexander-vo4gv 3 роки тому +20

      @@UnknownUser-xk5rr I'm pretty sure "god" does want cancer to be cured

    • @giornogiovanna3139
      @giornogiovanna3139 3 роки тому +10

      If something is that important there is a shit ton of backup.

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 2 роки тому +2

      @@UnknownUser-xk5rr There is a cure for everything on our planet. Just some cures haven't been discovered yet of course, but all the materials to cure cancer, aids, common cold etc are all around us, but just haven't been mixed, synthesized correctly and all. It's amazing that everything that ailes humanity also has a cure. Science is the true god

  • @MythHunterInvestigat
    @MythHunterInvestigat 5 років тому +325

    The translations are garbage lol. In Greek instead of saying How do I pay it literally says "How do I get paid". I can imagine the confused grandmas wondering how they got a job.

  • @SkyGameZZZZ
    @SkyGameZZZZ 5 років тому +758

    Remember
    If you actually do this
    Have a strong antivirus installed on your MAIN pc
    And also disable the internet on the virtual machine and main
    Or
    Just don’t be stupid and do this

    • @Lowdave
      @Lowdave 5 років тому +17

      Skywtaker I’m taking third option

    • @victorius2975
      @victorius2975 5 років тому +48

      And if i would try i would do a virtual machine in a virtual machine

    • @samdinnan3351
      @samdinnan3351 5 років тому +17

      lol but most antivirus programs are just bloatware

    • @francisbalfour4354
      @francisbalfour4354 5 років тому +12

      Unless you are network file sharing to your siblings pc and they pissed you off. In that case don't disable wifi

    • @user-yr4ii8im3o
      @user-yr4ii8im3o 4 роки тому +7

      Sam Dinnan Yeah you’re right. Basically all u need is free malwarebytes and windows defender. Regular antivirus is just useless waste of money!

  • @Paiskii
    @Paiskii 5 років тому +788

    $300 for memes I stole off of google?
    *How do I pay*

  • @dislike2657
    @dislike2657 4 роки тому +95

    It just makes it ten times worse when the virus is so polite to you as you lose your mind knowing that your personal stuff is gone forever

  • @seratope
    @seratope 6 років тому +466

    Helpful people who ransom? That's nice.
    It's like being murdered and the murderer is the one to bury me in the family grave all kind and shit.

    • @sadpath1679
      @sadpath1679 6 років тому +4

      Blaze Flagran the fuck bra? Lol

    • @seratope
      @seratope 6 років тому +16

      *you laughing at me?*

    • @sadpath1679
      @sadpath1679 6 років тому

      Raak rustig seun. I took what you said as a joke don't be so serious

    • @seratope
      @seratope 6 років тому +4

      *oof*

    • @vanguardian3439
      @vanguardian3439 6 років тому

      The murderer burying the victim all kind? That's fucked.

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0
    @DustinRodriguez1_0 6 років тому +210

    A bit more information... first, not doing anything shady would not protect you from Wannacry. It spread by using exploits discovered (but not reported so they could be fixed) by the NSA. They were flaws in Windows that made it so that if you had file-sharing turned on on a computer facing the Internet without a firewall in between, anyone who knew how to use the bugs could get access to your machine. So the people infected had not been doing anything shady, they just had a poorly setup network.
    Second, the way Wannacry was stopped is an interesting story. It would have been a MUCH bigger problem if not for some serious luck. A security researcher was poking around with the virus and noticed that it tried to look up an IP address for a certain domain name. The virus was doing this to try to figure out if it was being run inside a sandbox. A sandbox will usually just return fake answers when a domain name is looked up so that the sandbox can intercept the traffic instead of it going to its intended destination. So the program expected, if it was not in a sandbox, to get back an answer of "that domain doesn't exist." The researcher went and bought that domain name and registered it so that even outside of a sandbox it would get an answer. And that turned out to be the killswitch. That stopped Wannacry in its tracks and prevented it from continuing to spread because it thought it was being run in a sandbox and shut down to avoid detection.

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu 5 років тому +836

    I don't have bitcoin, will $600 worth of TF2 keys work? Maybe a few unusuals?

    • @lobsterjesus728
      @lobsterjesus728 5 років тому +37

      No but I'll take those off your hands :D

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 5 років тому +14

      r/suboptionalideas

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 5 років тому +46

      Swords fuck off

    • @TheGabbernaut
      @TheGabbernaut 5 років тому +27

      >a few unusuals
      This aged poorly and too quickly

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 5 років тому +8

      @@TheGabbernaut indeed it did.

  • @brendansmith9674
    @brendansmith9674 5 років тому +236

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “in anyway shape or form” or swears.
    If you underaged just drink a full glass of water every time and make sure you are close to a bathroom.

    • @ixperium.
      @ixperium. 4 роки тому +6

      I just drank alot of water

    • @reversecard7018
      @reversecard7018 3 роки тому +4

      Although it's a joke, drinking that much water can cause you to drown

    • @B0OCIE-xbox
      @B0OCIE-xbox 3 роки тому +11

      @@reversecard7018 sounds hot

    • @polygontower
      @polygontower Рік тому

      @@reversecard7018 It doesn't! You'll still die but in a different way and you'd need to drink a glass of water starting every minute, decreasing exponentially every interval.

  • @semiace6301
    @semiace6301 6 років тому +563

    Wow over a year ago, it seems like yesterday
    PS I thought the title meant the ransom was $4B lmao

  • @TuckerInVR
    @TuckerInVR 6 років тому +872

    When it's cheaper to buy a new hard drive and os

    • @diamondflummox6246
      @diamondflummox6246 6 років тому +43

      50 dollar 2 TB drive and Ubuntu, now you have a brand new installation for 6 times cheaper.

    • @panagiotiskonstantopoulos1623
      @panagiotiskonstantopoulos1623 6 років тому +28

      @@diamondflummox6246 Exactly, always put valuable files on flash drives.

    • @JaredD
      @JaredD 6 років тому +19

      Flash drives dont last forever and you can buy a windows 10 key for $15-20. Its better to just buy a ext. hard disk that is only plugged into the computer at temporary times.

    • @gregorvich9763
      @gregorvich9763 6 років тому +28

      you can just pirate windows....

    • @detectivespoonan7603
      @detectivespoonan7603 6 років тому +8

      the problem is in the files that are lost.

  • @vIaad
    @vIaad 5 років тому +833

    *roblox exploits*
    *fortnite v-bucks generator*
    VS
    MOM’S COMPUTER

  • @TheMightyMitus
    @TheMightyMitus Рік тому +14

    Back in High School be and a buddy of mine had an upcoming English exam (it was a danish school) that was supposed to cover the subject of hacking & viruses... This video was a big source when it came to our knowledge, which we presented in that exam... I specifically used this virus as an example for our presentation.
    I clearly remember our teacher was pretty convinced purely of the technical terms, which mutahar used in this video, that we also used ourselves... Anyway, my point is that Mutahar had a source so good that we managed to pass the exam greatly x)

  • @oroborosspaghetti6425
    @oroborosspaghetti6425 6 років тому +1124

    Can you make this a new series? "Virus investigations" sounds like it could be cool.

    • @AmazinglyAwkward
      @AmazinglyAwkward 6 років тому +38

      All of you are filth he said in another video he was making this a series
      Edit - it was his "Installing a Creepypasta Virus" video

    • @traviselkins2566
      @traviselkins2566 6 років тому +5

      All of you are filth the deep Web is a better series don't get me wrong this cool to

    • @oroborosspaghetti6425
      @oroborosspaghetti6425 6 років тому +1

      Amazingly Awkward Thanks, I didn't watch that video yet so I didn't know.

    • @AmazinglyAwkward
      @AmazinglyAwkward 6 років тому +3

      All of you are filth No problems mah doooood

    • @traviselkins2566
      @traviselkins2566 6 років тому +2

      I mean there like 140 episode

  • @Unyt
    @Unyt 6 років тому +2012

    The drive in my computer are useless memes. :/

    • @nesss99
      @nesss99 6 років тому +45

      Reposted memes

    • @alphamapper3998
      @alphamapper3998 6 років тому +135

      WannaCry better not touch my fucking memes.

    • @leggonarm9835
      @leggonarm9835 6 років тому +36

      Worth the money.

    • @SeaBirb
      @SeaBirb 6 років тому +30

      lol. Protect those memes with your life.

    • @seedysloth8015
      @seedysloth8015 6 років тому +43

      Unyt i dont wanna loose my kermit the frog porn desktop wallpaper man!

  • @Jun-Kyard
    @Jun-Kyard 5 років тому +180

    Wanna cry = Gonna cry
    The shittest "meme" ever attacks

  • @peppemigliore77
    @peppemigliore77 5 років тому +429

    Nobody:
    Wannacry:hippity hoppity ur files are now ma property

    • @edward7434
      @edward7434 4 роки тому +4

      "Nobody" Yea, nobody except all of the other ransomwares...

    • @NatLoobi
      @NatLoobi 4 роки тому +6

      yawn, that joke was so funny man

    • @emorat154
      @emorat154 4 роки тому +4

      boooooooo bad jokeeeee! get off the stage!

    • @JessPlays56
      @JessPlays56 4 роки тому +1

      *6 months later after completing free event*
      Me: hippity hoppity my files are now my property

    • @strmy8508
      @strmy8508 3 роки тому +1

      Bill gates: no it's my property again

  • @mr.commit4830
    @mr.commit4830 5 років тому +412

    Hehe boi just gonna change my date 6 months later
    Now thats how a mafia works

  • @dream__soda7900
    @dream__soda7900 6 років тому +149

    Use a virtual machine... On a virtual machine!

  • @Apathy474
    @Apathy474 5 років тому +170

    From the title I thought the ransom was 4,000,000,000$ lol

    • @Lizuma
      @Lizuma 5 років тому +3

      Darkon Ookami same!

    • @bluey8348
      @bluey8348 5 років тому +1

      Saaame.

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 5 років тому +13

      no biggie just call up daddy trump for a small loan

    • @opachkii
      @opachkii 5 років тому

      Sam

    • @WolfPlayz294
      @WolfPlayz294 5 років тому

      Same

  • @vernowietsch
    @vernowietsch 4 роки тому +39

    I kinda love how sarcastic this is written. At least the guys who made this had a little fun instead of being serious or creepy or whatever

  • @IveGotABulletproofHeart
    @IveGotABulletproofHeart 6 років тому +369

    Honestly ransom ware is the scariest and most malicious shit for a broke college student 😭

    • @TK-ib2vu
      @TK-ib2vu 6 років тому +16

      Marquis de Alexei have a laptop for school work strictly for safe sites and another rig for fun/gaming.

    • @thebenexperience
      @thebenexperience 6 років тому +19

      I used to have a computer just full of memes and sucked in school

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 6 років тому +12

      Even safe sites are at risk, both of my computers received permanent damage from online class sites that I had to use.

    • @TK-ib2vu
      @TK-ib2vu 6 років тому +27

      Jonus Aguilar ahhh education. My pornhub and my video games have yet to give me a virus but I too have gotten a virus using a schools website. Fuck school web design

    • @stevenhinojosa9257
      @stevenhinojosa9257 6 років тому +1

      Marquis de Alexei lol fr 😂😂😂 im currently in college 2

  • @sea8
    @sea8 6 років тому +708

    i see ROBLOX HACK 100%

  • @ZackieLovesSalad
    @ZackieLovesSalad 5 років тому +211

    0:40 who the heck was searching up "Roblox hack 100% download"

    • @fakefirstnamefakelastname8305
      @fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 5 років тому +8

      ZackieLovesSalad Did you just say someone searched up “Roblox hack 100% download”?

    • @expertgaming
      @expertgaming 5 років тому +1

      @@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 i did

    • @bwkingsnake9405
      @bwkingsnake9405 5 років тому +10

      ZackieLovesSalad he was doing a deep web vid on a guy that was exposing a you tubers who were advertising ROBLOX hacks with key loggers and other stuff

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 4 роки тому +2

      Me at 9..

    • @Mokujo
      @Mokujo 4 роки тому +1

      @@bwkingsnake9405 I gotta know the episode

  • @TamotsuWish
    @TamotsuWish 4 роки тому +75

    "Think of this like a condom; condoms can fail, and if it fails it can result in unforeseen consequences"
    *Casually has Half Life 1 Unforseen Consequences memories*

    • @arkii8540
      @arkii8540 4 роки тому +1

      @Orange_Canine ive thought that too lmao

  • @the-bgrspot6997
    @the-bgrspot6997 6 років тому +66

    "Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences"
    - Gman and the guy who just installed WanaCry on purpose 1 year later

  • @mohnomoosik
    @mohnomoosik 6 років тому +21

    8:19 "Task Manager (Not Responding)"
    boi if that ain't a sign to just give up already I don't know what is

    • @beanhat9356
      @beanhat9356 6 років тому +3

      You’re a fucking idiot you have to wait

  • @horrorkesh
    @horrorkesh 6 років тому +1087

    condom up bois

  • @zachcunningham5660
    @zachcunningham5660 3 роки тому +10

    Making my IT homework research fun and easy to learn to this day, thanks Muta!

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 5 років тому +22

    I think I’ve found a new channel and series I like. Subscribed!

  • @LuckyGator
    @LuckyGator 6 років тому +5

    When I was younger I had Drive by Ransomware that hijacked my webcam camera and took a photo of me, ever since then I had major paranoia from the cyberphobia I had or the major fear of computer viruses, I thank you for these videos, while they give a chill up my spine, it helps out.

  • @rhodacalumpang1324
    @rhodacalumpang1324 5 років тому +266

    *Me getting virus in my only laptop
    Mom help

    • @davidcole3664
      @davidcole3664 5 років тому +13

      Im so fucking glad i didnt have a computer as a kid. ThAnK GoD.

    • @levibtw-
      @levibtw- 5 років тому +7

      M O M P I C K M E U P I M S C A R E D ! !

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 5 років тому +10

      @@davidcole3664 i am 11 and have a gaming pc got a virus like 70 times tryng to download some games. at least i learnt my lesson and dont fuck with websites like "GtA 6 No ViRuS 6969696969% working"
      and i reinstalled windows 70 times,yes i did that.

    • @emmaleyna
      @emmaleyna 5 років тому +14

      @@epepepe7178 Or you could've been smart and not get games from extremely shady websites. Hell, I'm 12 and the only virus I got was from when I was stupid and tried to get StarBound for free.

    • @kmpakush
      @kmpakush 5 років тому +15

      @@epepepe7178here's a tip kiddo... dont pirate games and work your ass off for money to buy the games..

  • @exus345
    @exus345 5 років тому +30

    I like that half life plug

    • @dasdasdaxzvea
      @dasdasdaxzvea 4 роки тому

      Hi member

    • @XRelays
      @XRelays 3 роки тому

      it’s wasnt a half life reference lmao

  • @johnnyconnecticut3099
    @johnnyconnecticut3099 6 років тому +20

    I still remember when you made the first Deep web exploration video, and I had a feeling this was the start of something great. I'm getting the same feeling with this.

  • @ohlievherarango4397
    @ohlievherarango4397 4 роки тому +135

    im poor so them feet pics going bye-bye 😭

    • @ihatealmosteverythingequal820
      @ihatealmosteverythingequal820 4 роки тому +1

      F in the chat to give bye bye
      F

    • @xanc750
      @xanc750 4 роки тому

      F

    • @CaseyQuotes
      @CaseyQuotes 4 роки тому

      F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F

    • @CaseyQuotes
      @CaseyQuotes 4 роки тому

      F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F

    • @kzznftbl
      @kzznftbl 4 роки тому

      F

  • @mattpearson3036
    @mattpearson3036 5 років тому +112

    are we all gonna ignore the fact that he starts off the video by saying "on may twenty-seventeenth"

  • @BueorrFalhen
    @BueorrFalhen 4 роки тому +33

    Out of all of the examples, he uses “try to think of this as a condom”

    • @papaspoon1550
      @papaspoon1550 4 роки тому +5

      At least it really paints the picture

    • @jasonizuki3671
      @jasonizuki3671 4 роки тому +3

      @@papaspoon1550 more like nails the picture

    • @nai_29
      @nai_29 3 роки тому +2

      @@jasonizuki3671 on a scale of 1 to 10, how proud were you of that joke? I hope it’s above 5.

    • @nrazuke
      @nrazuke 3 роки тому +1

      yes it like downloading game but it has a virus

    • @BueorrFalhen
      @BueorrFalhen 3 роки тому +1

      @@nrazuke When did i comment this, and what was the context behind it

  • @Blue-Lady
    @Blue-Lady 6 років тому +171

    I used to get into sketchy shit to get cracked games and stuff.. whenever I ran into Ransomware I'd just turn off the computer, pull the hard drive and plug it into a different OS and copy my files back over lol..
    Problem solved.

    • @nexor7809
      @nexor7809 5 років тому +23

      wat
      i download hundreds of games and never got any ransomware

    • @TheDJKILLIN
      @TheDJKILLIN 5 років тому +3

      @@0brisk yeah, cracked games.
      I have installed hundreds aswell.

    • @obi-wankenobi5411
      @obi-wankenobi5411 5 років тому +24

      Lol. I have been playing cracked games, pirating stuffs for my entire life and never have I encountered this kind of shit.

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 5 років тому +1

      Annan Shaiful same.. i have on my tablet but that was on a samsung so you could just go into the bios and reset the thing 😂

    • @nexor7809
      @nexor7809 5 років тому +8

      lmao my windows 7 is pirated i got it from thepiratebay. Pretty much because of my stupid parents that dont appreciate gaming and computer stuff so i must take care of myself

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 6 років тому +100

    This is why you back up your data

    • @nickypass861
      @nickypass861 6 років тому +2

      that would not work if you have a super usb

    • @tiramisunel
      @tiramisunel 6 років тому +1

      Lawrence Lentini It wouldn’t work though

    • @Varradas
      @Varradas 5 років тому

      @@nickypass861 can't you just put the backup in a external drive when your internal hard drive is deleted, just format and get the backed up files form the external one, right?

    • @superkamiguru6856
      @superkamiguru6856 5 років тому

      Nope, they have fail safes on this viruses to make it impossible for you to get your pc back unless you pay up.

    • @jonny6702
      @jonny6702 5 років тому +3

      @@superkamiguru6856 you guys are ignorant. he is saying back up BEFORE not AFTER. the virus can't implant itself physically inside of your drive. with a backup, you can just wipe it and restore it. virus = gone.
      use your head kiddos lol

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 4 роки тому +33

    When you were talking about them being gracious, they probably are. Our business got hit with a ransomware attack because our IT guy set up a network that was connected with another business, and once that business got compromised, it came to ours. The guy that we were dealing with, despite us having to pay around $10,000 USD (multiple decryption keys were needed), worked NON STOP for literally 3 days in a row for 6-8 hours at a time. There was a bunch of issues during the decryption, so he was remote assisting to make sure everything was working. He had mentioned that he personally doesn't like using ransomware, but where he's from, it was either that or the opium trade. He had also mentioned that the reason why there's a high chance of people running away once they receive payment (which he could have done, since he had the money first and then spent 3 days, and like 20 hours total working with us) is because he and the other people that use the ransomware have to pay the developer of the ransomware for each decryption key that they get. Basically, they wind up with very little of the money you pay, since they have to pay the developer of the ransomware in order to use the 'service'.
    Our housekeeper is from Venezuela, and we know how hard she works (she's like fam hehe); I've seen how cartels treat other human beings in videos and know that me being born in the West was lucky. Even though we lost a decent chunk of money and rendered our business inoperable during our busiest week of the year, I still can respect that the guy that gave us the ransomware actually treated it like a real job. It made me think of how hard of a worker he'd be if he lived up here in Canada.
    So yeah, it's not out of the ordinary for them to be genuine people, since they're doing it out of necessity. The developers of the ransomware that sit atop of a throne, raking in millions, deserve to be summarily shot, though.
    Edit:
    I forgot to mention that the guy told us exactly what the passwords for our systems were, and went out of his way to change them for us and give us the password list as well as a link to the AV that best defends against ransomware in the future. He genuinely treated what he did like an actual job, and it made me feel like that he does that to kind of trick himself into thinking that he's doing the job of those guys that analyze system security.

    • @wonkie3742
      @wonkie3742 3 роки тому

      Why the fuck is it so looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock 3 роки тому +1

      Just because he helped you doesn't make him any less of a scumbag. He still took the money. That would be like me taking your wallet and telling you I did but you couldn't find your car keys so I helped you find them.

    • @h.n.r_funi3324
      @h.n.r_funi3324 7 місяців тому

      Boo fucking hoo I also live in a shithole 3rd world country and I'm broke as bricks, doesn't mean I either have to fuck people's hard work up with ransomware or sell drugs to survive and take care of my family, you just have to work the 9-5 job like anybody else and not hurt other people with what you're doing, being decent is not heroic it's the bare minimum

  • @Yammy707
    @Yammy707 4 роки тому +18

    This happened to the blood bank in my city. they lost everything.

  • @unknown-gf2dx
    @unknown-gf2dx 6 років тому +18

    Virus investigators sounds like law & order for hackers

  • @amu.s.an_
    @amu.s.an_ 6 років тому +51

    you should install multiple adware viruses simultaneously. Like to the point that your computer is overflowing with ads

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 6 років тому +1

      HereIsPenguin yea! You referenced vinesauce!

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 6 років тому

      DONG EXPANDED

  • @Xxx_EPC_SNPR_xxX
    @Xxx_EPC_SNPR_xxX 4 роки тому +72

    “It connects the internet”
    *turns off internet and opens file*
    :v

  • @Rhynx
    @Rhynx 4 роки тому +54

    They encrypted the read me file

  • @Magnavie
    @Magnavie 6 років тому +38

    The only experience I ever had with a virus is when an anti cheat software tried to downgrade my windows xp computer to a windows 95 computer

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 6 років тому +22

      Thebman772 depending on your perspective, that could be seen as an upgrade.

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 6 років тому +2

      How? Would that even work? I'm kinda interested now. What was it?

    • @Magnavie
      @Magnavie 6 років тому +3

      It wasn't legitimately trying to downgrade my computer. It just changed the visual settings to look like windows 95 and slowed it down a shit ton. It was like 10 or so years back so I cant remember what it was. All I know is it also installed adware on my pc too.

    • @kerzaks.
      @kerzaks. 6 років тому

      Feels bad men

    • @basedneutral1173
      @basedneutral1173 Рік тому

      ew ur pfp

  • @cyborgkilla1505
    @cyborgkilla1505 6 років тому +11

    This is a lesson to everyone who uses Robux generator websites.

  • @lonelystar9446
    @lonelystar9446 5 років тому +21

    I like how he sarcastically compliments the program 😂

  • @yellowdollarsign7145
    @yellowdollarsign7145 5 років тому +29

    "think of this like a condom"
    - Mutahar 2018

  • @firemonkey1015
    @firemonkey1015 6 років тому +152

    "Payment will be raised in 1970" 😂😂

    • @ethanbeanhead1291
      @ethanbeanhead1291 5 років тому +1

      It's the unix epoch. Start of time registered in code.

    • @milkflys
      @milkflys 5 років тому

      hey my dude whats with your username

    • @unseen289
      @unseen289 5 років тому

      @Dinmeraz78 BHitler did nothing wrong

    • @emmaleyna
      @emmaleyna 5 років тому

      @Dinmeraz78 B They're not even swastikas, chill. The swastika is diagonal, while those are vertical/horizontal. Learn your symbols.

  • @keratopsian
    @keratopsian 4 роки тому +12

    Virus: *hippity hoppity-*
    Wannacry: *Stop right there*

  • @ai00436
    @ai00436 5 років тому +12

    Has to pay Bitcoin.
    Me: waits for Bitcoin to be worth nothing

    • @__-jd9jy
      @__-jd9jy 4 роки тому +2

      300$ worth of bitcoin is still 300$ worth of bitcoin

    • @evanregez7064
      @evanregez7064 4 роки тому

      Tac0 Right. Also, I guess we’ll be here a while

  • @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN
    @EDDSWORLDMEGAFAN 6 років тому +39

    The fact Hackers support more languages than half of the programs I use is comical. Even if they're garbage and/or total trash translations

  • @thenotwinner1258
    @thenotwinner1258 5 років тому +29

    Avast Free Antivirus - Ransomware Protection (60)
    welp that just played when i started the video

  • @zinoxgaming7247
    @zinoxgaming7247 6 років тому +259

    Fucking count:70

    • @neutralghast352
      @neutralghast352 5 років тому +11

      I can’t fucking count

    • @fusseldieb
      @fusseldieb 5 років тому +8

      *In any way, shape or form*

    • @chromy2495
      @chromy2495 5 років тому +1

      ExtraMerc i don't want to bully you because I'd get r\wooshed. Fuck you...

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 5 років тому +1

      @@zp491 Your comment curse counter:1

    • @neutralghast352
      @neutralghast352 5 років тому

      Enabled Dreamz
      R/wOOOOSH

  • @dallonpilled
    @dallonpilled 4 роки тому +2

    on god i wouldn't be able to watch these videos without your commentary. shit like this gives me anxiety, but not when ur talking about it.

  • @tradertot1233
    @tradertot1233 6 років тому +57

    Muta said on, "May 2017th."

  • @noax7635
    @noax7635 6 років тому +41

    "on may twenty seventeenth" um.... what?

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 6 років тому +195

    But can I pull out?

    • @niasucks_
      @niasucks_ 6 років тому +2

      Kj Fk femenist amirite?

    • @smoothsashimi7048
      @smoothsashimi7048 6 років тому +5

      Philip Hanhurst pull the fucking plug to the computer

    • @toydog5654
      @toydog5654 6 років тому +5

      You can, you might not get a baby but still get some STD

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 6 років тому +5

      not true precum can still get her pregnant even though you havent orgasmed

    • @bigmansmokey9858
      @bigmansmokey9858 6 років тому

      Too* ugly* fuck!*

  • @latugaming2680
    @latugaming2680 2 роки тому +5

    Man thought us sex ed in a virus showcase

  • @kyo4510
    @kyo4510 5 років тому +3

    As a Bulgarian man , its scary how much work they put into the translation . And I don't doubt that they did put alot of effort in the other translations as well

  • @Ishaan35
    @Ishaan35 3 роки тому +3

    2:00 - Ah, that analogy cleared up everything for me.

  • @castanon74
    @castanon74 5 років тому +33

    I got a Trojan commercial a minute after you stoped talking about condoms

  • @Mizzriah
    @Mizzriah 4 роки тому +14

    “Ladies and Gentlemen” [3]
    15:13
    15:22
    15:32
    “That being said”
    N/A
    “At the end of the day”
    N/A
    “Over Here” [18]
    2:34
    2:42
    3:06
    3:13
    3:19
    3:23
    4:09
    4:14
    8:07
    8:29
    9:22
    9:39
    9:47
    10:09
    11:00
    11:49
    13:12
    15:08

    • @hdixkowmskwm
      @hdixkowmskwm 4 роки тому

      underrated comment, thank you for making this

    • @Mizzriah
      @Mizzriah 4 роки тому

      No problem. These are so much fun to make honestly.

    • @KiLLUMiNATii
      @KiLLUMiNATii 4 роки тому

      This is stupid in any way, shape or form 😆

    • @jacksonhandel4202
      @jacksonhandel4202 4 роки тому

      No

  • @nebula5007
    @nebula5007 5 років тому +27

    Had this happen to me i just factorty reset my pc lmao

    • @TheLilmage7
      @TheLilmage7 5 років тому

      Hahahaha of just get a program to erase it from the kaperskey website.

    • @XxTIGERSCARxX
      @XxTIGERSCARxX 5 років тому +5

      yeah i didnt have wannacry but ive had a ransomware, i just loaded up a system restore point and everything was back to normal

    • @kiprenthepirate3512
      @kiprenthepirate3512 5 років тому

      Thankfully my father's PC had all the important files ,the games that was on my PC and whatnot so I wasn't that afraid to factory reset my PC ,now it is clean and fast

  • @cathacker13
    @cathacker13 5 років тому +40

    How to get rid of every malware from your pc: Just change the whole pc from the inside
    Or: (don't) Use Protegent

    • @dhaq5617
      @dhaq5617 5 років тому +5

      God, the Vinesauce flashbacks. I laughed so hard during those.

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 5 років тому +1

      @@dhaq5617 I think everybody knows it from Joel

    • @aligaytor
      @aligaytor 3 роки тому +1

      Plan A: antivirus
      Plan B (only do if you have to): Pro- Pro- Pro- Pro- Pro- Pro- Pro- Protogent

  • @c6nt
    @c6nt 6 років тому +28

    "On may twenty seventeenth

  • @foor
    @foor 4 роки тому +9

    10:42
    I love this quote
    Imma use it when possible

    • @patrickbateman5577
      @patrickbateman5577 4 роки тому

      u will look like ur try harding to be funny

    • @datfoolwhoknows3032
      @datfoolwhoknows3032 4 роки тому +1

      Stefan Rosas try harding? I bet you still play fortnite, please leave society permanently.

    • @dumpyfrog6219
      @dumpyfrog6219 3 роки тому

      🙂 wholesome hate fortnite keanu reeves chungus sneak 100 kek 100 pewdiepie floor gang subscribers t series hate

  • @SOCIALCREDITSCOREOVER
    @SOCIALCREDITSCOREOVER 6 років тому +174

    *EVERYWAYSHAPEORFORM*

    • @RardTangler
      @RardTangler 6 років тому +17

      *L A D I E S A N D G E N T L E M E N*

    • @CranberryDave
      @CranberryDave 6 років тому +10

      *E S S E N T I A L L Y*

    • @algaeben
      @algaeben 6 років тому +10

      *PRETTYFUCKINGSURE*

    • @shot_cleanup1344
      @shot_cleanup1344 6 років тому +2

      *NORTHKOREAISRESPONSIBLE*

    • @wt1664
      @wt1664 6 років тому

      read this as he said it lol

  • @Kayyo321
    @Kayyo321 4 роки тому +7

    this man is the hero we need, but don't deserve.

  • @kseniavoronkova7880
    @kseniavoronkova7880 6 років тому +10

    >tfw you use adblock and youtube show a pre-roll ad

    • @kseniavoronkova7880
      @kseniavoronkova7880 6 років тому

      lol, I had to install 3 different ad blockers, AdBlock Plus, AdGuard AdBlocker, and uBlock Plus AdBlocker which is pretty great btw.

    • @ReshiLuna
      @ReshiLuna 6 років тому +1

      I saw an ad for "brave browser" which supposedly blocks all ads. Do you think it's legit?

  • @xzyvaierragland5893
    @xzyvaierragland5893 5 років тому +1

    I'm so happy you didn't provide a link. I can literally see Timmy clicking the links in the description without reading the title of this video or watching it, looking for a giveaway contest.

  • @solairesunpraiser
    @solairesunpraiser 6 років тому +116

    How do i tame a horse in minecraft?

    • @dat_koosh
      @dat_koosh 6 років тому +20

      Ugandan Warrior one you find a horse keep mounting it until hearts show up then put a saddle on it

    • @solairesunpraiser
      @solairesunpraiser 6 років тому +46

      dat koosh thanks!! Now i can get past the security question my son placed on my tv

    • @simplisticsimplism6466
      @simplisticsimplism6466 6 років тому

      Ugandan Warrior For fuck sake,why does the Amazon man always like ducking j’y wife!!!!!

    • @kalebb9983
      @kalebb9983 5 років тому

      @@solairesunpraiser but why?

    • @sugarycobra1552
      @sugarycobra1552 5 років тому

      175446

  • @anorlondo7834
    @anorlondo7834 6 років тому +80

    hey hey HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    BiTcOnNeCt!!!

    • @Numbingbird
      @Numbingbird 6 років тому +6

      Hey Hey Heyyyy... Hey Hey Heyyyyyy... *Wassa Wassa Wassa Wassa Wassa Wassa Wassa Wassa Wassa Wass-up BitConneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect!*

    • @anorlondo7834
      @anorlondo7834 6 років тому +2

      Hey,Whomst've Art You'Ve Been?
      *BiTcOnNnNneEeeEeEeEeEeEeEeCt*

    • @shibainu492
      @shibainu492 6 років тому +1

      vbucksconnect

  • @supaspider1625
    @supaspider1625 6 років тому +254

    you know youre early when the views are less than the comments

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 6 років тому +2

      Supa' Spider oof 50 views and 80 likes

    • @jaaded
      @jaaded 6 років тому

      Nope, UA-cam just can't update it's views at real time.

  • @zPamboli
    @zPamboli 4 роки тому +1

    10:39 I love your expresions and how you talk, at this point you caught me off guard, I'm literally fucking crying

  • @Smokeyyy337
    @Smokeyyy337 4 роки тому +4

    imagine if this hit the world today, total chaos

  • @lemonconsumption
    @lemonconsumption 4 роки тому +5

    "And if a condom fails, you might have unforseen consequences"
    Best sentence ever

  • @zipy9966
    @zipy9966 5 років тому +13

    lol I thought the title meant it wanted you to pay him $4 Billion

  • @Boldipie
    @Boldipie 4 роки тому +1

    Muta: On May the 2017th
    Me: excuse me?

  • @ZombieWolfe
    @ZombieWolfe 6 років тому +55

    im taking security+ and this is what i like most, super fun to know all these viruses, worms and malwares.

    • @poralium196
      @poralium196 6 років тому +4

      Best name

    • @xxxmsgamingxxx2432
      @xxxmsgamingxxx2432 6 років тому +1

      Deku Ik hentai

    • @ZombieWolfe
      @ZombieWolfe 6 років тому

      MCNoFunAllowed you could look for a study guide on UA-cam for security+ sy0-401 if you also want a book there's are lots of compTIA security+ study guides on Amazon too.

    • @TheDaringPastry1313
      @TheDaringPastry1313 6 років тому +2

      reading malware with an "s" is almost as bad as someone saying animes... O_O

    • @iiperplexed3136
      @iiperplexed3136 6 років тому

      私は愛してへんたいです。 w w

  • @terras6418
    @terras6418 6 років тому +5

    Halloween 2018 Muta rocking it as Falco. "I wasn't even a semen then" Muta 2018.

  • @dudebroproductions7151
    @dudebroproductions7151 6 років тому +8

    I really hope you make this a series of videos where you test viruses

  • @atomicace1551
    @atomicace1551 5 років тому +1

    My brother so paranoid with his computer he keeps several different drives at the ready if something goes wrong with one of the others

    • @madman2u
      @madman2u 5 років тому

      Redundancy is great, but against viruses like this it won't do anything to protect your files if the hard drives are plugged into your PC. The best way to protect against ransomware is to have offline backups(meaning not connected to the network or your PC) that you update weekly. If your PC gets infected, at worst you'll lose a weeks worth of files. It's bothersome if you use your PC a lot but losing a week worth of files is preferable compared to losing all your data.

  • @floopar7930
    @floopar7930 5 років тому +35

    4:51 oOoPS

  • @CB-lp7vf
    @CB-lp7vf 6 років тому +240

    WTF is happening with muta's hair?

    • @superGaming991
      @superGaming991 6 років тому +79

      Christian Boakes he is turning super saiyan

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 6 років тому +48

      It's evolving

    • @risingyun2859
      @risingyun2859 6 років тому +22

      Slowing turning ultra Instinct.

    • @Dutchintheheart
      @Dutchintheheart 6 років тому +7

      I reckon he just took a headset off or something

    • @SupremeToafu
      @SupremeToafu 6 років тому +10

      he's turning into punished venom Mutahar

  • @goclunker
    @goclunker 5 років тому +5

    Pro tip: keep important stuff backed up on a remote drive not in your computer.

  • @TheUnjust117
    @TheUnjust117 3 роки тому +2

    these investigation vids are very informitive, nice one!

  • @ket4280
    @ket4280 5 років тому +7

    i factory resetted my pc cuz i thought the FBI was watching through my web cam, so little me decided to wipe the drive, thinking that would erase the footage of my everyday life
    and pirated software

    • @kmpakush
      @kmpakush 5 років тому +1

      FBI scans your PC every 3 seconds I'm guessing they still stalk you I guess