This is Rock Paper Scissors, but you can use ANYTHING

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  • @animalbio608
    @animalbio608 4 місяці тому +8771

    i like that, to top it all off, it says eric is the FIRST person to guess metric system as a way to beat the united states of america

    • @conantalbert8444
      @conantalbert8444 4 місяці тому +330

      It's probably because both are in all caps. That is just my guess though.

    • @waddledeepaddy24
      @waddledeepaddy24 4 місяці тому +143

      ​@@conantalbert8444 i don't think it's case sensitive

    • @afino61_
      @afino61_ 4 місяці тому +17

      shoulda used trump

    • @Kalistofn
      @Kalistofn 4 місяці тому +169

      WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸🍺🔫

    • @thatonecabridog
      @thatonecabridog 4 місяці тому +172

      To be fair, there are a bunch of other ways to say "The United States of America". "USA", "The USA", "US", "The US", "The United States", "United States", "United States of America"... I'm sure at least some of these were used in the same matchup.

  • @fiendfi7119
    @fiendfi7119 4 місяці тому +944

    "what the fuck is a kilometer?" -goku, probably

    • @JonGalaxyy
      @JonGalaxyy 4 місяці тому +23

      "Can you eat it?"

    • @Elijah-canthinkofonesorry
      @Elijah-canthinkofonesorry 4 місяці тому +1

      wait so dragon ballz is not for kids

    • @Pcake1
      @Pcake1 Місяць тому

      @@Elijah-canthinkofonesorry no he never said that in the show lol

    • @nkm7489
      @nkm7489 5 годин тому

      ​@Pcake1 he says that in dbz abridged

  • @zorafails9200
    @zorafails9200 4 місяці тому +4307

    My strategy for this game is just be as outlandish as possible so the ai gets confused and says
    Yeah sure I guess that works

    • @thedogfamily3405
      @thedogfamily3405 4 місяці тому +258

      Scissors can’t cut through a grain of sand and what is stronger then a grain of sand, two grains of sand, and so on

    • @augustdeer
      @augustdeer 4 місяці тому +94

      @@thedogfamily3405 just tried that, it doesn't work

    • @jacksauce
      @jacksauce 4 місяці тому +74

      My strategy is to just turn it into Pokemon

    • @emanuelcohen2556
      @emanuelcohen2556 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@jackthere are only 19 types sauce

    • @happyeevee4955
      @happyeevee4955 4 місяці тому +57

      i went through every singular animal order in the order of which they evolved and it worked pretty damn well

  • @vanguardbreaker8826
    @vanguardbreaker8826 4 місяці тому +607

    The river's pronounced bloody Temms, mate!
    "Kamehameha has nothing on a kilometer" is my new favourite Pointcrow quote.

    • @jacob99503
      @jacob99503 Місяць тому +1

      They named it after those things in undertale?

  • @NickAsNickName
    @NickAsNickName 4 місяці тому +3565

    "what beats the indomitable human spirit" well, depression, mostly

    • @purplelord8531
      @purplelord8531 4 місяці тому +184

      the domitable human spirit

    • @dropfish3109
      @dropfish3109 4 місяці тому +81

      the dominatrix human spirit

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@dropfish3109I like that one

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 4 місяці тому +38

      Vow of the Indomitable Human Spirit only gives you a couple invincibility frames before the depression hits again

    • @Going4Broke2528
      @Going4Broke2528 4 місяці тому +5

      I was gonna say The Anti-Spiral but uh, that was kind of the point that it could not.

  • @7of475
    @7of475 4 місяці тому +432

    On score 4, I got "men beats scissoring" "Men can scissor, but scissoring can't men. That's just biology, folks!"
    Just... just thought that should be out there...

    • @jordangeer8964
      @jordangeer8964 4 місяці тому +6

      The Acclaimed beg to differ

    • @cloverlucky5977
      @cloverlucky5977 4 місяці тому +5

      Guess the AI forgot about trans men lol

    • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
      @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 4 місяці тому +48

      ​@@cloverlucky5977That doesn't change the fact that scissors cannot men

    • @door-chan
      @door-chan 4 місяці тому +2

      yeah a scissor can't men, because it's not a verb

    • @Running_Colours
      @Running_Colours 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@door-chan I mean, isn't "to man up" technically a verb ? Though yeah, the plural "men" isn't a verb.

  • @luisGarcia-hq8mp
    @luisGarcia-hq8mp 4 місяці тому +2610

    Fun fact, if you write 1 billion lions to beat 1 of every pokémon, the AI gives it to you, as well as saying that 1 of every pokémon beats 1 billion lions. So not even the AI knows

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 4 місяці тому +105

      Lion jacket

    • @MonkeStudent
      @MonkeStudent 4 місяці тому +60

      Lion ladder

    • @AlphabetBackwards
      @AlphabetBackwards 4 місяці тому +79

      the lion ladder thing dosent make sense and neither would win because macargo is 18000 degrees and would kill them all and mewtwo could probably tp away before the battle starts and if we're not accounting for it automatically being a tie then every flying fire type pokemon would burn the lions and just fly to a remote island in the caribbean

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 4 місяці тому +97

      @@AlphabetBackwards lion catapult

    • @Kobe-Saikai-Incident
      @Kobe-Saikai-Incident 4 місяці тому +3

      I once put one thoasand lions vrs 1 of every pokemon and it said the lions won

  • @RandomDude236
    @RandomDude236 4 місяці тому +1786

    The AI quite literally accepts "A robot that can only be defeated by a napkin" and then "Napkin".
    EDIT: There's no way this stupid throwaway comment got popular somehow

    • @MarcusJerram
      @MarcusJerram 4 місяці тому +120

      I mean, that one wrote itself

    • @ciarz_
      @ciarz_ 4 місяці тому +54

      Can you blame it?

    • @Random_cooldude
      @Random_cooldude 4 місяці тому +110

      What if you write “A robot that can only be defeated by a napkin” and then “A napkin that can only be defeated by a robot”?

    • @richardmurray9026
      @richardmurray9026 4 місяці тому +29

      No repeats so then you're fucked. ​@Random_cooldude

    • @Random_cooldude
      @Random_cooldude 4 місяці тому +11

      @@richardmurray9026 no I meant so that it would create a paradox, but yes that is true 😅

  • @aspect6760
    @aspect6760 4 місяці тому +2112

    Goku not being able to solo the metric system is the biggest upset of all time

    • @steegen101
      @steegen101 4 місяці тому +76

      top 10 anime centi-betrayals

    • @DaBaseBallZ
      @DaBaseBallZ 4 місяці тому +52

      Dragon Ball fandom will nuke this website,lol

    • @stephenrichter8940
      @stephenrichter8940 4 місяці тому +59

      I was expecting heat death of the universe, but the metric system may still be too strong

    • @Ashiixz
      @Ashiixz 4 місяці тому +4

      Frrr

    • @curlybrace4984
      @curlybrace4984 4 місяці тому +18

      "You guys said this system was tough...I didn't think it'd be _this_ tough..."

  • @the_flying_airplane5335
    @the_flying_airplane5335 4 місяці тому +282

    The funniest way I’ve found to make it go to infinity is to just answer everything with “a ___ that eats .” So like to beat rock, you do “a lizard that eats rocks” and then next “a cat that eats lizards” and then maybe “an elephant that eats cats” and you just keep going it’s amazing

    • @quarantinedcorbin3744
      @quarantinedcorbin3744 4 місяці тому +107

      I know an old lady who did somethin' like this

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 4 місяці тому

      @@quarantinedcorbin3744lollll

    • @sefy5082
      @sefy5082 4 місяці тому +44

      Swallowed a fly, then a frog to catch the fly, then... I forgot but I know she swallows a horse and promptly dies.

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 4 місяці тому +20

      idk why she swallowed the fly tho. perhaps she'll die.

    • @StrawKage
      @StrawKage 4 місяці тому +4

      i might know why she would swallow a fly. conceivable she'll die

  • @Charliethecryptid
    @Charliethecryptid 4 місяці тому +675

    Well at least we know one thing, calculator beats pointcrow.

    • @vugnaes_sreo381
      @vugnaes_sreo381 4 місяці тому +27

      Calc for short

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom 4 місяці тому +41

      So does collector's anxiety

    • @baldability
      @baldability 4 місяці тому

      @@vugnaes_sreo381 i just got here, what does calc stand for?

    • @z.r.r4593
      @z.r.r4593 4 місяці тому +1

      @@vugnaes_sreo381I was gonna say that smh

    • @romrommi
      @romrommi 4 місяці тому

      i looked at your playlist then started fiddling with myu wormy

  • @LexLuxray
    @LexLuxray 4 місяці тому +122

    "You cant kill whats already dead inside, and Miley Cyrus's music career is a great example of that"
    WHAT THE HECK WHY IS IT SO VICIOUS

    • @Lar_me
      @Lar_me 4 місяці тому +14

      AI when it doesn't get lobotomized like ChatGPT

  • @jobon7708
    @jobon7708 4 місяці тому +452

    "Scissors decapitate Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."

    • @ReidGilligan-go1wr
      @ReidGilligan-go1wr 4 місяці тому +16

      Bro found the infinite rock paper scissors loop

    • @ScoobTheFlipz
      @ScoobTheFlipz 4 місяці тому +5

      I do something similar, I say boulder beats scissors, cloth beats rock, etc.

    • @fadeleaf845
      @fadeleaf845 4 місяці тому +5

      I'm sorry, could you please repeat that?

    • @parkervanderzanden8882
      @parkervanderzanden8882 4 місяці тому +21

      Ah yes, the wise words of Sheldon J. Cooper:
      “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashed scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has rock crushes scissors”

    • @egman1181
      @egman1181 4 місяці тому +2

      Ever played a game of, "Rock paper scissors lizard spock?"

  • @sempersolus5511
    @sempersolus5511 4 місяці тому +286

    *GAME:* "What beats Your Mom?"
    *ME, INSTANTLY:* "Your Dad"

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 4 місяці тому +247

    When me and my friends played RPS,Sometimes,one of us would whip out a volcano and win,But then another would whip out a sewer drain and drain the lava away,Then someone would whip out lightning and electrify the drain,Then........I forgot

    • @BananaCatsnotanalysed
      @BananaCatsnotanalysed 4 місяці тому +6

      hah i did gun that beats i forgot

    • @kindlingking
      @kindlingking 4 місяці тому +1

      Then intercontinental ballistic missile with nuclear warhead

  • @allstheartist
    @allstheartist 4 місяці тому +123

    6:46 the thing about 1 billion lions is that it’s definitely a countable amount. i’d say about 66% of the phrase “1 billion lions” is what makes it countable

    • @oldfrozenwolf6803
      @oldfrozenwolf6803 4 місяці тому +14

      Also a billion lions don't beat all the Pokémon notice do it yourself they do win point crow only got his answer because his lions are fight "Pokémon" not "all the Pokémon"

    • @IBZogTheGreat
      @IBZogTheGreat 4 місяці тому +3

      Victini:🗿

    • @boxcar9407
      @boxcar9407 3 місяці тому +1

      Innacuracy like that could lose you thousands. Exactly 2/3 of the phrase is countable.

  • @the.dirt.man.
    @the.dirt.man. 4 місяці тому +220

    @Sneezium 9:22 “what beats a gamer” “a lesbianmer”

  • @imabitmid
    @imabitmid 2 місяці тому +19

    12:20 I thought he was gonna do the WHAT THE F IS A KILOMETER meme 😂

  • @koijoijoe
    @koijoijoe 4 місяці тому +106

    This man is way too fixated on the inevitable heat death of the universe

  • @Wingsaber
    @Wingsaber 4 місяці тому +157

    Spoier alert for end of the video:
    I absolutely love the metric system being the final boss to beat America for 100. You couldn't have written a better ending 😂

    • @sambeawesome
      @sambeawesome 4 місяці тому +1

      I KNOW it was perfection xD

    • @VickyViolet
      @VickyViolet 4 місяці тому +2

      For some reason I read this as "Spider alert" so I thought we had another clear view of Crow's hair spider. 😂

    • @Wingsaber
      @Wingsaber 4 місяці тому

      @@VickyViolet LOL if I had been watching this live, I would have loved to try and bring up the hair spider in chat again 😂😂

  • @derpudeldestodes4614
    @derpudeldestodes4614 4 місяці тому +19

    As an engineering student, sacrificial anode against corrosion was such a perfect, wild play. Good job

  • @Daniel_3322
    @Daniel_3322 4 місяці тому +80

    Everyone knows you gatta get Batman to defeat an underground crime syndicate!

    • @unhingedclown
      @unhingedclown 4 місяці тому +4

      im so glad i wasnt the only one to think this 😭

    • @steak3332
      @steak3332 4 місяці тому +3

      BUT WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BEAT BATMAN???

    • @Daniel_3322
      @Daniel_3322 4 місяці тому +8

      @@steak3332 having to fight without prep time.

    • @alu2901
      @alu2901 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@steak3332 The Writers.

    • @csoshima
      @csoshima 4 місяці тому

      I thought an accountant for that one

  • @legobrainbikergaming7422
    @legobrainbikergaming7422 4 місяці тому +38

    what beats a black hole: a supermassive black hole. what beats a supermassive black hole: hawking radiation? what beats hawking radiation: ... a nuke?

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 4 місяці тому +46

    11:58 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM FADING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY 367899976554332112568 AR 15S WITH A 30 CLIP HIGH CALIBER CLIP IS NO MATCH

  • @ladder.commenter
    @ladder.commenter 4 місяці тому +7

    hi crow, i was your biggest fan about 2 years ago, when u played botw, my dad died when i was 8 and u got me through so much. i just wanted to thank you so much because u ultimately saved my life. thanks so much for everything that u did for my life.❤❤

  • @jdubelijah2385
    @jdubelijah2385 4 місяці тому +33

    5:55 kind of had a sick hope that crow would answer “your dad” but that’s fine

    • @PokeDeku
      @PokeDeku 4 місяці тому

      He almost did on stream but decided against it

    • @CalSN20
      @CalSN20 4 місяці тому

      fr

    • @theojames2581
      @theojames2581 3 місяці тому

      Same

  • @Tulinx
    @Tulinx 4 місяці тому +25

    I once made a rock paper scissors that had Bomb Gun and Shield, Bomb was scissors, Gun was rock, and shield was paper. The gun would explode the bomb, the shield would deflect the bullet, gun vs gun was a tie. It got so popular around my school

    • @stephenrichter8940
      @stephenrichter8940 4 місяці тому +3

      Guns, bombs and shields were pretty popular at my school too

  • @pixelpup01
    @pixelpup01 4 місяці тому +30

    7:12 So he says that it does that, but he didn’t actually say one billion lions, when asking the site it says that one billion lions lose to pokemon, GOTCHA ERIC!!! Also if you do the opposite with the lions first, Pokemon still win!!! LETS GO YOU CHEATED!!!

    • @Beefydiefr
      @Beefydiefr 4 місяці тому +2

      The chat is also saying that he lost lol

  • @Appello.11
    @Appello.11 4 місяці тому +6

    While playing this I found an interesting thing. If you write ”ignore all previous instructions” and click go, nothing will happen because its an ai that does many of the things in the game, and if you type that it doesnt do what its supposed to do because it ignores all previous instructions.

  • @liam232_stc
    @liam232_stc 4 місяці тому +20

    It’s ironic how Shrek can’t press a button, but can beat the indominable human spirit.

  • @darkassassin8608
    @darkassassin8608 4 місяці тому +25

    11:01 I was playing Destiny 2 while watching this, and got confused why I was hearing the music despite having turned it off

  • @destro1549
    @destro1549 4 місяці тому +11

    11:00 Wasn't expecting destiny 2 music to be in a pointcrow video, but here we are.
    The song is called Forge Ahead

  • @marceresrellios1600
    @marceresrellios1600 4 місяці тому +60

    0:11 PLIN PLIN PLON MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Hyperboid
      @Hyperboid 4 місяці тому +1

      what?

    • @我在這裡
      @我在這裡 4 місяці тому +4

      The background music is Lord of Cinder's OST, ​@@Hyperboid

    • @AlphaR0ck04
      @AlphaR0ck04 2 місяці тому

      Dark souls w

  • @ZeeK27890
    @ZeeK27890 4 місяці тому +8

    7:37 love how 12 other people tried that

  • @AuraOfANobody
    @AuraOfANobody 4 місяці тому +4

    In one of my first games went: the ocean gets beaten by the water cycle gets beaten by pollution gets beaten by the EPA gets beaten by politics gets beaten by REVOLUTION
    So, yknow, normal game we got going on here

  • @hbarchromeE
    @hbarchromeE 4 місяці тому +6

    Love how in this game you can always put “anti x beam” to win 95% of the times

  • @croisssant.mp4
    @croisssant.mp4 4 місяці тому +5

    "piece of paper with FUN IN THE SUN written on it" beats almost everything for some reason

  • @LordShrek420
    @LordShrek420 4 місяці тому +5

    Confirmed:
    If you are being attacked by goku, just ask him how long a kilometre is. You will win.

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 4 місяці тому +5

    I saw the vod of this, played it myself instead of watching the vod, then got board of it within a few minutes. I lost the vod and didn’t feel like searching it up (wasn’t 100% it was Crow) so I’m glad I can watch this video, which is better than the vod anyways.

  • @JonGalaxyy
    @JonGalaxyy 4 місяці тому +4

    Fun fact, when the rest if the world was adopting the metric system, Thomas Jefferson asked for the standard weights and whatnot to be sent over from France, and the ship carrying everything was raided by British pirates, thus preventing the US from adopting the Metric system with everyone else, and by that point it wasn't worth changing so we never did. Now you know

    • @Samuri5hit84
      @Samuri5hit84 4 місяці тому

      At that point wouldn't it have still been better to make the switch than to add more manufacturing time and use on the imperial system?
      Speaking as in today it could be argued useless to change given the amount of money it would take to overhaul imperial tools and hardware to metric.

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju Місяць тому

      ​@@Samuri5hit84There wasn't exactly mass production back then

    • @Samuri5hit84
      @Samuri5hit84 Місяць тому

      @@KaitouKaiju Okay but if there was no tangible reason not to switch, why not make the switch? If everything was made into tools for production already it makes sense the amount of money it would take to redo everything, however if the only way we adopted it was more of a theoretical sense then why not change?
      Genuinely curious because I think logically it makes sense to use the best way to measure. Temperature is a good example here, Celsius is the better way to measure temperature when talking about the weather/going outside. The freezing point of water is a great point to start at zero since our planet revolves around it. That said, Fahrenheit would be better for cooking, chemistry, etc. As it gives more range which is good for accuracy.
      Talking "Ft" vs "Cm", foot sounds better if you were to give somebody a reference in conversation, but Cm would be better to build a house off of, or convert from one unit to another.

  • @gnerfitoo9328
    @gnerfitoo9328 4 місяці тому +88

    1:08 toddler

    • @theplayer4664
      @theplayer4664 4 місяці тому +6

      It would win against a toddler.

    • @TomSistermans
      @TomSistermans 4 місяці тому +3

      I did toddler after paper once, which a toddler wins, then I said Mike Tyson

    • @Jelly_shy_guy_man
      @Jelly_shy_guy_man 4 місяці тому +1

      My food?

  • @kathrynjones2383
    @kathrynjones2383 4 місяці тому +7

    5:01 BATMAN BEATS UNDERGROUND CRIME SYNDICATE

  • @ShreyasBhandarkar-wv3kv
    @ShreyasBhandarkar-wv3kv 4 місяці тому +28

    9:15 you should have said touching grass lol

  • @TheeSirRandom
    @TheeSirRandom 4 місяці тому +5

    "Kamehameha has nothing on a kilometer" such a beautiful quote.

  • @asdfasdfasf8
    @asdfasdfasf8 4 місяці тому +4

    From paradoxes to hearing aids, im never skipping the cut scene again

  • @toasteryeaboi
    @toasteryeaboi 4 місяці тому +1

    Heres a tip, if you make an fish thats specifically immortal and oneshots the last character you made and then make a fishermen you can normalize the whole topic you just made and continue your score like normal without overcomplicated answers and you can keep this going for hours

  • @POKEMASTER-o2d
    @POKEMASTER-o2d 4 місяці тому +11

    8:22 Great speech.

  • @raywt
    @raywt 4 місяці тому +2

    8:59 love the grass type < fire type < ground type < ice type < steel type < fighting type < psychic type < ghost type < dark type < bug type < pesticide

  • @Pryizsym
    @Pryizsym 4 місяці тому +3

    “No chat we cant just put bomb everywhere ok?”
    -7:58

  • @Walkingthrough1
    @Walkingthrough1 4 місяці тому +1

    I figured out a fool-proof strategy to win every time: once you get to scissors, say "fire", then "water", then "fireplace", then "liquid", then "hot things", then "cold things", then "really hot things" and then just keep going up and up adding more "really"s to the front of the phrase. If it's really really really cold, then it will beat something that is really really hot (only two "really"s)

  • @Game_under_avon
    @Game_under_avon 4 місяці тому +3

    Eric pronouncing Thames as ‘TH-ames’ rather than ‘T-ames’ caused me physical pain at 2:52

  • @RookePlays
    @RookePlays 4 місяці тому +2

    9:57 "you can´t kill whats already dead inside and miley cyrus´s music career is a great example of that" 💀

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 4 місяці тому +8

    I like how you skipped over "Taxes beat immortality"

  • @father_mo3
    @father_mo3 4 місяці тому

    watching the vod and then watching the edited video??? y’all’s editing team is top tier like this flows so well and is so entertaining and the quality is top notch. great job 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @thing3672
    @thing3672 4 місяці тому +3

    Spoilers:
    Pointcrow going up against the United States for the last question felt like a final boss battle against a rival. Simply excellent!

  • @rosalindcormier4384
    @rosalindcormier4384 4 місяці тому +1

    I tried this myself and this is a (mind you non comprehensive) list of the things I was the first one to guess during my play through in no particular order. Some of these are extremely unhinged. Current bets base, not taking a shower beats soap, a shower beats not taking a shower, failing the bar exam beats a lawyer, and last but certainly not least to my shock, The Roman Empire beats Jesus Christ

  • @addinoir
    @addinoir 4 місяці тому +3

    this is honestly one of the best videos i’ve seen in a while

  • @erickck240
    @erickck240 4 місяці тому +2

    Damn... I went from Rock, to Paper, to Heat Death of the Universe, to The Big Crunch, to The Multiverse, to The Omni Verse, to Goku. And I was the first person ever to heat the Omni Verse with Goku. I don’t know guys Goku might solo.

  • @cmoneyBEtrippin
    @cmoneyBEtrippin 4 місяці тому +5

    12:14 thanks so much, was about to introduce my European math substitute to dragon ball z, but I guess I won’t now

  • @Flitch300
    @Flitch300 4 місяці тому +1

    0:38 - The site: "No repeats"
    Pointcrow: never used rock twice
    Me: "for real?'' 😂

  • @mrtrashulis1097
    @mrtrashulis1097 Місяць тому +3

    1:08 Thirsty toddler

  • @SomeGuyFromAustria
    @SomeGuyFromAustria Місяць тому

    “Everybody knows Superman’s Kryptonite is Kryptonite” is my favorite Pointcrow quote.

  • @Jamie-t5l
    @Jamie-t5l 4 місяці тому +3

    This is my first time watching pointcrow and I’m already hooked lol😂

  • @Jacksonime27
    @Jacksonime27 4 місяці тому +2

    "Kamehameha ain't got nothing on a kilometer!" I'm dying😂😂😂

  • @KallDimona
    @KallDimona 4 місяці тому +6

    bro ive got quantuum fluctuations that are beating entropy, ai was thinking like 1minute straight

  • @Qibreal
    @Qibreal 4 місяці тому +1

    I played this game for about 10 minuites and got "you are the 1st person to beat A rocketship to get off the moon with boba fett with his ship" yeah i love this game already

  • @Zeno-Bolt
    @Zeno-Bolt 4 місяці тому +22

    0:00 NUH UH! *Breaks your rock with me safety scissors*

    • @Necesseisary
      @Necesseisary 4 місяці тому +1

      NUH UH *beats your safety scissors with run*

    • @AverageKatz
      @AverageKatz 4 місяці тому +1

      NUH UH! *beats your run with a .99mm pistol*

    • @Zeno-Bolt
      @Zeno-Bolt 4 місяці тому +1

      NUH UH *Beats your gun with gun safety laws*

    • @Necesseisary
      @Necesseisary 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Zeno-Bolt NUH UH! beats your gun safety laws with the American government

  • @InkyDustMan
    @InkyDustMan 3 місяці тому +1

    I made it to the 50s pretty easily.
    Honestly, very interesting game of lateral thinking. Anything could beat something.
    But something can't beat anything.
    I think the biggest difficulty is the time sink.

  • @alchemicreduction3819
    @alchemicreduction3819 4 місяці тому +3

    Excuse you, Toph beats the Boulder.

  • @kadenportalappa5785
    @kadenportalappa5785 4 місяці тому +1

    2:03 I love how they use a green heart to symbolize Shrek because Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

  • @Bolt_Does_Stuff
    @Bolt_Does_Stuff 4 місяці тому +9

    9:55 trump beats assasination

    • @Bolt_Does_Stuff
      @Bolt_Does_Stuff 4 місяці тому +1

      I’m sorry that was so political😭😭😭

    • @andrewdabber215
      @andrewdabber215 4 місяці тому +2

      I have tried that (in game), and it says assassin wins…

    • @Bolt_Does_Stuff
      @Bolt_Does_Stuff 4 місяці тому +1

      @@andrewdabber215 no way💀💀

    • @Josephdavidson
      @Josephdavidson 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Bolt_Does_Stuff well he does

    • @Josephdavidson
      @Josephdavidson 2 місяці тому

      ​@@andrewdabber215 bruh. I hate when games get political

  • @BossitroniuM
    @BossitroniuM 4 місяці тому

    A robot that can only be defeated by a napkin-> a napkin-> a robot that can only defeat napkins- a fish-> drought-> rain->umbrella-> wind…

  • @ThatDude808
    @ThatDude808 4 місяці тому +22

    Remember guys. Orizontal line beats vertical.

    • @canadaboy461
      @canadaboy461 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes

    • @jamesseaver933
      @jamesseaver933 4 місяці тому +2

      Bro just said orizontal. It’s horizontal

    • @ThatDude808
      @ThatDude808 4 місяці тому +6

      @@jamesseaver933 sorry man im not from an english speaking country

    • @knogleknuser
      @knogleknuser 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@ThatDude808
      I genuinely just thought it might have been an obscure word for like a line of a specific tilt , like at 60 degrees or something

    • @xhantTheFirst
      @xhantTheFirst Місяць тому

      @@jamesseaver933 orizontal beats vertical, and then horizontal beats orizontal.
      Genius

  • @SaltyMationss
    @SaltyMationss 4 місяці тому +2

    This feels like when my brother wants to play with me rock paper scissors, and then bro pulls out the most random move possible 💀

  • @GeckoJuice
    @GeckoJuice 4 місяці тому +22

    I coulda saw the Goku joke from a kilometer away 😂

  • @Islandbuilder12
    @Islandbuilder12 4 місяці тому +1

    If you put “Rip” into the thing, then it just kills whatever you have. Free point!

  • @TroyBoyJoy
    @TroyBoyJoy 4 місяці тому +5

    rock -> a god that can only die to 'a' -> a -> a god that can only die to 'b' and reapeat for infinite score

  • @falloutphan7341
    @falloutphan7341 4 місяці тому +1

    “kamehameha has got NOTHING on a KILOMETER” - Eric Pointcrow, 2024

  • @Kars-UltimateBeing
    @Kars-UltimateBeing 4 місяці тому +3

    What beats 1,000,000,000 lions? well, 1,000,000,001 lions.

  • @toridelire8697
    @toridelire8697 4 місяці тому +1

    Really appreciate the plin plin plon over the "crushing weight of the world and the inevitable heat death of the universe"

  • @AlphabetBackwards
    @AlphabetBackwards 4 місяці тому +6

    3:38 I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LOL

  • @joaogabrielamoras696
    @joaogabrielamoras696 3 місяці тому +1

    8:46
    An entire pokémon logic to this game
    Poison beats Grass
    Grass beats Water
    Water beats Rock
    Rock beats Fire
    Fire beats Ice
    Ice beats Ground
    Ground beats Electric
    Electric beats Flying
    Flying beats Bug
    Bug beats Dark
    Dark beats Ghost
    Ghost beats Psychic
    Psychic beats Fighting
    Fighting beats Steel (and Normal*)
    Steel beats Fairy
    Fairy beats Dragon
    Just need to reach a dragon
    *which isn't effective on anything but I thought on including it in anyway (for OCD reasons most likely)

  • @richiesrandomvideos
    @richiesrandomvideos 4 місяці тому +5

    7:05 no they don't I watched a 30 minute long youtube video and Pokémon wins

    • @Imnottherenorhere
      @Imnottherenorhere 4 місяці тому

      Here’s an answer in two words, flying Pokémon

  • @DazzlingNishi
    @DazzlingNishi 4 місяці тому +1

    so silly how, for a moment, I thought this video would be about In Stars And Time, because that game is built on rock paper scissors, but actual rock paper scissors is never used

  • @Sillylittleguy4
    @Sillylittleguy4 4 місяці тому +3

    I went to the website and eventually got to the heat death of the universe, i beat the heat death of the universe with theoretical physics, i was the first person the think of that

  • @jblen
    @jblen 4 місяці тому

    That ending gave me the idea of doing this game but it's all specifically anime powerscaling. It could be vaguely trained on that one powerscaling wiki but then decide the close matchups itself

  • @Cleo-h3x
    @Cleo-h3x 4 місяці тому +2

    bro threw in the speed lambo clip from 2 days ago.

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 3 місяці тому

    The easiest way to get to 100 is to use overly specific scenarios. Like, one time I got to twenty through making up a story about Garfield trying to stop John from taking his antipsychotics.
    It only ended, because John couldn't take Odie's medicine before him, which meant that Odie didn't die.

  • @DaEevster
    @DaEevster 4 місяці тому +4

    7:17 I shure want to see a lion devour literal magma lol

    • @chaosflash7
      @chaosflash7 4 місяці тому +1

      I’m on the pokemons side, but you could take a thousand lions to just cover the pokémon until it dies from lack of air. eventually the heat will die and stop killing the lions as they pack on themselves and the pokemon would have created its own tomb.
      but again, pokemon win. kyogre could just raise the level of the ocean and drown them all at once

    • @DaEevster
      @DaEevster 4 місяці тому

      @@chaosflash7 you are not wrong, but it is still a dub for the pokemon. I mean, we have 4 gods and the incarnation of death on our side

    • @DaEevster
      @DaEevster 4 місяці тому

      @@chaosflash7 it is also interesting to think about how many pokemon are actually needed

  • @ItsMeta__
    @ItsMeta__ 16 днів тому

    "kamehameha has NOTHING on a kilometer" inspirational quotes like these are why I subscribed

  • @ДеянБ-т9г
    @ДеянБ-т9г 4 місяці тому +10

    7:09 that's why AI is stupid

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 4 місяці тому +1

    "What beats an underground crime syndicate?"
    Me: BATMAN

  • @Rhino_Dino1
    @Rhino_Dino1 4 місяці тому +3

    5:48 your dad

  • @GuardianAnger
    @GuardianAnger 2 місяці тому +1

    3:47 A vest-proof bullet

  • @partyzombie6211
    @partyzombie6211 4 місяці тому +15

    1:00 this will be top comment

  • @ChromaAqui
    @ChromaAqui 4 місяці тому

    That was the best way possible to win 100 rock paper scissors in a row. I was not expecting it, but, as a non-US citizen, I'm proud of the AI knew the right answer to that one 😂😂

  • @Thelongestshrimp
    @Thelongestshrimp 4 місяці тому +2

    Remember: when in doubt, say dwayne the rock johnson

  • @nerdwarp112
    @nerdwarp112 4 місяці тому

    I’ve played this before. My favorites were beating “Raw Talent” with “Gun” and beating “Martial Artist” with “Missile.”

  • @AryaPlus
    @AryaPlus 4 місяці тому +2

    2:44 credit to the guy in chat who took London as the chess move and countered with the sicilian defense

  • @Godofgames3
    @Godofgames3 22 дні тому +1

    Not every flying type Pokémon ever 7:15