If you're curious, the heart rate to game speed math i came up with was 2 ^ (0.1 * (currentHeartRate - 70)). So the game exponentially increases or decreases the farther you are away from the baseline of 70BPM! My engineering degree actually came in handy for a video lmao
Hey man, IT'S ME! I'm glad you didn't get tired of my silly little bit, loved watching this challenge play out and it was fun to be included in the video somewhat. And remember, you're free :)
@@Gamer3427true for the sake of the joke. For the sake of the game tho it automatically ends the game on its own when the timer runs out making you last place instantly
@@Gamer3427 actually, they would eventually finish, it would just take a long time. His formula would make 0bpm slow it down to approximately 1 frame every 4 seconds
@@goshdarnwizard could be a case of parallel thinking or subconscious appropriation. don't be so quick to assume malice over ignorance (and don't take it out on like 20 different random commenters 💀)
I remember watching the chaos that was this challenge for several streams and watching chat pop off every time he’d have to restart was peak entertainment
Hey just fyi: you can decrease your heart rate by simply exhaling slow and steady for multiple seconds straight, because you activate your parasympathetic system by doing so (and inhaling does vice versa) This also helps with panic attacks :) Edit: you shouldn't avoid inhaling in exchange of a non rising heart rate. lol Edit 2: too calm you down from a panic attack you can do 4-3-7 breathing scheme (or variations of it) 4s inhaling, 3s holding your breath, 7s exhaling. Repeat. Works even better if you only concentrate on counting the seconds and the focus on your breath. Psychological therapy will help with panic disorders.
well that is true, but it only really works before or after the panic attack, since theres not much you can do in the middle of it. and by before i mean REALLY before, like when youre starting to feel iffy, not when its building up too much. just make sure youve got a small candy on hand (or a mint) and pop it in your mouth when you're sure you arent going to choke
@@goshdarnwizard you keep saying that on every comment but have you considered for even a second that multiple creators can have the same idea. Just because someone else has done it before doesn't mean he got the challenge from them or even knows about them
Hey pointcorw. on behalf of all the spiders in your crow's nest of a haircut, I'd like to thank you. Many generations came and went for generations while you tried and FAILED MANY TIMES on this challenge. I look forward to more of your work ponitcrrw
I feel like the main gimmick of this was supposed to be the speed of the game, but the real challenge (and what was focused on the most) was getting all the places.
@@Vivi-MageI think the person made the joke because PointCrow said something about Buddhist monks being in the Alps (they're not, they're in the Himalayas), so they were just making fun of him for saying that
Hey man, I saw you mention in one of your vods that you specifically aimed to make this video exciting for those weirdos who don't enjoy watching Mario Kart gameplay videos. Gotta say, you totally nailed it. 👍 I watched the vod of this and tbh it wasn't your best work, but this version is SO much fun to watch. Great job to you and the editors. 😊❤
Going into this, I thought his heart rate would correspond to his actual kart speed so I fully expected him to be on a treadmill for the whole stream or something 😭
maybe i've just been reading too much Dune but hearing "golden path" and "3000 years of suffering" in the same sentence at 13:20 triggered a flight or fight response in my brain
I'm always shocked with all the crazy hard tech that goes into some of your videos. I'd honestly love watching maybe a podcast where you bring people on who helped and talk a little about how you came up with the concept and got it too actually work :D Super impressive stuff!
You know whats funny? I was watching a vod before this and had it at 1.5x speed. And I didn't know that it was still 1.5 so I was watching it all fast. Anyways. Great video and careful of the spider children
4:16 right above p crow I said spinning fish. I am finally in a video and I had a shoutout?!? Awesome! And also first stream I am able to catch? Yeah!!!
Stumbled my way into this one on the trending page. This caught my attention since I’m a huge fan of MKW. Glad you were able to beat this challenge. This looks extremely fun and hopefully I can try this one day when I stream for the first time down the road 🔥🔥
Watching this guy struggle through the track thanks to the incredible speed makes me realize. Me and my cursed _90_ resting heartrate probably shouldn't try this particular challenge. (A resting heartrate should be like, 60. Not 90!) 3:55
If you're curious, the heart rate to game speed math i came up with was 2 ^ (0.1 * (currentHeartRate - 70)). So the game exponentially increases or decreases the farther you are away from the baseline of 70BPM! My engineering degree actually came in handy for a video lmao
Smarty pants over here
First
🤓☝️
Very cool
Stay in school, it helps you make mods for Mario Cart
"there are no spiders in my hair. i have no spider children. the only legs in this room belong to me." new daily affirmations dropped
This is the first time I’m watching this guy, and it feels very weird… is it normal to feel like the video is constantly playing at x1.1 speed?
@@geezee4432 yeah, he can be kind of a lot dometimes
@@geezee4432 you know what, now that you mentioned it I can’t unsee it
405 likes is my favorite characters number
"there are spiders in my hair. i have all the spider children crawling. no legs in this room belong to me."
“hey man, it’s me. you’re free” is such a great way to end
best quote of all time
Sadly he forgot the "for now"
@@DaEevster 😈
It really is
@@DaEevster🗿
Hey man, IT'S ME! I'm glad you didn't get tired of my silly little bit, loved watching this challenge play out and it was fun to be included in the video somewhat.
And remember, you're free :)
Hey man, it's me. That was an awesome running gag lol
YOURE A LEGEND LMFAO
Legend
You were so funny haha
how much money did you spend
Has heart attack mid-game: teleports to finish line
More like everyone else teleports to the finish line while he repeatedly rams into the wall lol
Ah, but if his heart stops fully before they make it to the finish line, then no one would finish. Ever.
@@Gamer3427mario kart but if I k*ll myself the game freezes
@@Gamer3427true for the sake of the joke. For the sake of the game tho it automatically ends the game on its own when the timer runs out making you last place instantly
@@Gamer3427 actually, they would eventually finish, it would just take a long time. His formula would make 0bpm slow it down to approximately 1 frame every 4 seconds
“Mario Kart but if my heart stops beating I won’t move”
Mario Kart but if you die in real life you die in the game
“mario kart but I take a challenge from don shnack without giving credit”
@@goshdarnwizard could be a case of parallel thinking or subconscious appropriation. don't be so quick to assume malice over ignorance (and don't take it out on like 20 different random commenters 💀)
@@glassphoenix9095and hey did Dominoes copy my pizza time sketch?
Hey America!
/give @p oil
“I just have to get 7th place”
The video: Only halfway over
Me: *Something’s wrong, I can feel it*
ikr? i was like trying not to look at the progress bar so it would be more of a surprise but i ended up glancing it anyway :0
4:56 threatening PointCrow with Nintendo lawyers is way too real for him LOL
"NOW, IT'S TIME, TO PLAY THE WORST MARIO KART OF MY LIFE!" was genuinely such a hype moment
God: how did you die
Pointcrow: playing Mario kart
God: Ahh I see, but you are not the first one who died bc of Mario Kart lol
I mean statistically someone *has* to have died playing Mario Kart at least once, right?
OK NO THE 'hey man, its me. Youre free' MADE ME TEAR UP A BIT WTF
Wow, PointSpider is really killing it, they're piloting that flesh puppet really well.
Lol
ratatouille but with spiders
It’s bad enough Mario Kart is the most RNG creation Nintendo has ever created.
To have a heart rate monitor controlling the speed is ludicrous.
mario kart is not the most rng creation nintendo has created... not even top 5
How is mario kart RNG?
Mario Party has entered the chat
it’s bad enough that he didn’t give credit to don shnack
@@DylanSchnorr Dokapon Kingdom has joined the battle!
I remember watching the chaos that was this challenge for several streams and watching chat pop off every time he’d have to restart was peak entertainment
Especially when it was the 2nd/last race before it was over😂
The editing in the middle is just so chefs kiss. "hey man, it's me again"
Collector’s anxiety is kicking in again
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's wild
Collecting all of the places
this is the best collectors anxiety joke I've heard in months
He got to collect all those rankings
Amazing pfp lol ✨️
10:36 "The Buddhist monks in the alps"?? I may have underestimated the popularity of Buddhism in Germany, Austria and Switzerland
They said the monks were *displaced* to the alps
I'm french and I feel forgotten lmao, poor french buddhist monks in the Rhône-Alpes... 😔
You forgot France and Italy...
The fire emblem music at the end was a great touch and then "Hey man, you're free" got me good lol
What's the fire emblem song called?
@@joshuaburns8096”The Edge of Dawn” from Three Houses, I think??
@@Lunaveon Aw, he did not play that, did he?! FE3H is, and always will be, *Little big pla-* I mean goated. That's what I meant.
oh i thought it was a remix of you say run lmao. too alpharad meme pilled
Hey just fyi: you can decrease your heart rate by simply exhaling slow and steady for multiple seconds straight, because you activate your parasympathetic system by doing so (and inhaling does vice versa)
This also helps with panic attacks :)
Edit: you shouldn't avoid inhaling in exchange of a non rising heart rate. lol
Edit 2: too calm you down from a panic attack you can do 4-3-7 breathing scheme (or variations of it)
4s inhaling, 3s holding your breath, 7s exhaling. Repeat. Works even better if you only concentrate on counting the seconds and the focus on your breath.
Psychological therapy will help with panic disorders.
well that is true, but it only really works before or after the panic attack, since theres not much you can do in the middle of it. and by before i mean REALLY before, like when youre starting to feel iffy, not when its building up too much. just make sure youve got a small candy on hand (or a mint) and pop it in your mouth when you're sure you arent going to choke
"Mariokart, but the spiders in my hair control my Game Speed" would have been a better title
That’s what the title says????
@zachariahhuey9876 ohhhhhh sorry i missread it
I assumed that only Mario would speed up and slow down based on heart rate, instead of the entire game.
I assumed that he would give credit to don shnack’s “mario kart but winning isn’t enough” video for the challenge but ig not
@@goshdarnwizardDon Krieg should get the credit
@@goshdarnwizard you keep saying that on every comment but have you considered for even a second that multiple creators can have the same idea. Just because someone else has done it before doesn't mean he got the challenge from them or even knows about them
The syncs at 18:12 and 18:54 with the music and the start/end of the race make me very happy
When we die we’ll hear “hey man, it’s me. You’re free”
Joke’s on you, it was the spiders in his hair saying it all along.
His chat trying to freak him out is probably the funniest part of the video
the funniest part is actually him not giving credit to don shnack for the whole get every placing once without repeating challenge
Nah, the hey man guys were funny tho.
@@R.K_Chalkboard yeah
trust me, we tried very hard XD
5:36 bro was being ratatuilled with a spider to play mario kart
i was just about to comment that 😂
PointCrow's autopsy is going to be interesting to see that the cause of death is Mario Kart
this is why companies put that line about them not being responsible of death caused by their game in the eula
12:16 Ironically enough 7 is supposed to be a good luck charm
17:35 yeah i can tell a gap between 9 and 11 is hard to fit through. just look at those towers
💀
LOLLL
YOU DIDNT 💀
The POW block syncing to the Fire Emblem music at 18:55 was awesome, props to editor(s)
when streamers use maths and science to change how their videogames work its actually genius. smart, entertaining AND hilarious
8:40 Only one position away from winning. Sees that half of the video is left. Hmm.
Hmm
13:25 “the golden path was right before me and it only took 3000 years of suffering” is this a Dune reference lmao?
Yup, Leto II's golden path for the fate of humanity
LMFAO that tts segment of the "Hey man" was hilarious
ikr and the "you alr know who it is" 😂
Amazing video! I'm glad I got to witness the win on stream!
Now we know how Pointcrow’s collectors anxiety is just a voice in his head that says “hey man”.
"There's only two legs here and they're mine" :/// hmmm doubt
Can't believe he forgot about all 736 legs of his spider gf and children
I doubt that he came up with getting every place without repeating and that it’s original (see also, don shnack’s mario kart but winning isn’t enough)
@@goshdarnwizard indeed. I think the heart rate part was enough of a twist to distinguish his challenge
he forgot about the legs of that family of four he murdered and stuffed under the floorboards or something
@user-gz7ho1cp7n ok? Who cares? Next you're gonna be telling me that he didn't come up with playing mario kart on his own
PointCrow got anxiety from collecting spiders in his hair
pointcrow getting anxiety cause he knows the challenge idea is from don shnack
@@goshdarnwizardwould you stop, sometimes people are inspired, doesn't mean pointcrow stole the idea
@@goshdarnwizard inpsiration is a thing? incredible?
and he added more, the heart rate stuff.
Hard to stay calm when it killed a family of four
Just listen to the gloom hand music if you want to go fast 💀
Real
*teleports to finish line*
Guardian music is way more stress inducing
@@Grasstoucher99 I prefer Guardian music over Gloom Hand music but I definitely think Gloom hand music is more stress inducing.
Sonic drowning music
Hey pointcorw. on behalf of all the spiders in your crow's nest of a haircut, I'd like to thank you. Many generations came and went for generations while you tried and FAILED MANY TIMES on this challenge. I look forward to more of your work ponitcrrw
There needs to be a speedrun category of this
I feel like the main gimmick of this was supposed to be the speed of the game, but the real challenge (and what was focused on the most) was getting all the places.
6:08 Hearing about spiders rutting in your hair, it fills you with Determination!
That joke about the displaced Buddhist monks is actually brilliant, wtf
I don’t understand it, could I get a rundown of the joke?
@@Vivi-Mage yes, i would also appreciate an explaination. i don't get it either :)
@@Vivi-MageI think the person made the joke because PointCrow said something about Buddhist monks being in the Alps (they're not, they're in the Himalayas), so they were just making fun of him for saying that
I was in this stream, and remember when he was about to pick the first race. The entire chat just loaded up with COCONUT MALL and it was glorious.
A chat with good taste
The fodlan winds at the end made me get goosebumps, I love fire emblem, and I love fodlan winds, thank you 🥲
it was so much fun attending these few streams honestly. This challenge was hilarious to watch, and good vibes. Proud of you dude.
🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷 Your spider children are here to say that they love you very much and hope you have a wonderful day. ❤
❤️
🕷🕷🕷🕷
"You're such a good racer! How do you do it?"
"Well, you know, I just follow my heart."
Hope those spider babies grow up to be just like you
🕷
Hey man, I saw you mention in one of your vods that you specifically aimed to make this video exciting for those weirdos who don't enjoy watching Mario Kart gameplay videos.
Gotta say, you totally nailed it. 👍
I watched the vod of this and tbh it wasn't your best work, but this version is SO much fun to watch. Great job to you and the editors. 😊❤
The FE3H Theme at the last crucial race really HIT
oh hey!! this is the one i helped out with!! i can’t wait to watch the video :3 very glad that eric was willing to let me help out
6:09 I remember your... birds are blooming flowers are singing
Eric’s videos just keep getting better & better & I’m here for it!
You could say that you really put your heart into this one.
Hey man, this was so much fun to watch thanks for making this! I hope you have a great rest of your day today!
Going into this, I thought his heart rate would correspond to his actual kart speed so I fully expected him to be on a treadmill for the whole stream or something 😭
This is legit one of the best videos I've seen this year, it was just so much fun
The fire emblem three houses music at the end was perfect
at 8:38 I see he needs 7th place, but we're only halfway through the video... I maniacally laughed.. I'll be enjoying this lol
Pointcrow the type of guy to have spiders in his hair
maybe i've just been reading too much Dune but hearing "golden path" and "3000 years of suffering" in the same sentence at 13:20 triggered a flight or fight response in my brain
This is an insanely cool concept and it kicks ass
PC having all but one at 15:15 is terrifying
The spider sub-plot is amazing
8:38 - Music plays
Me: “Everybody’s Super Sonic Racing! Stop f***ing my dad!”
I swear I had this activate before when playing with a younger sibling and I was about to lose.
I'm always shocked with all the crazy hard tech that goes into some of your videos. I'd honestly love watching maybe a podcast where you bring people on who helped and talk a little about how you came up with the concept and got it too actually work :D Super impressive stuff!
Cant wait to see DougDoug try this haha this was great!
11:24 “You really are a Spaceball, you know that?!”
Ah yes my favourite UA-camr, ScoreBird just uploaded another video! 😍
5:38 -
Only two legs? I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your third leg. I hear it's really hard to live without.
Pointcrow, is in fact, not live this current moment.
You know whats funny? I was watching a vod before this and had it at 1.5x speed. And I didn't know that it was still 1.5 so I was watching it all fast.
Anyways. Great video and careful of the spider children
He should've brought Doug Doug in, his heart would beat like crazy
"There's only two legs here! And they're mine!" the millions of microscopic creatures on your skin:
Not me with my 120 resting heart rate 💀
seeing him be two away from completing the challenge and realising he's not even halfway through the video is painful
It’s amazing how many things in life are fixed by sleeping on it and approaching it with a fresh head the next day. It really is like our superpower.
Aridos here chat is right I’m in your hair
8:27
Somebody's heine, is crowdin' my icebox
Somebody's cold one, is givin' me chills
So you could say your heart was quite literaly racing eh?
I’m glad I saw you win live! This would honestly traumatize me though.
The fire emblem music lmao
I'm currently playing Yakuza 0, so when I heard "Interplanetary Spark" I started vibing! Another great video PointCrow!
The way i clicked the notification immediately
Me to lol
One day, Crow will be on his death bed, holding the hands of his spider children, as they tell him 1 last time how much they love him
PointGOAT
9:17 hearing Interplanetary Spark from Yakuza 0 was a nice surprise. did not expect it to be on a MarioKart video lol
good player
no
4:16 right above p crow I said spinning fish. I am finally in a video and I had a shoutout?!? Awesome! And also first stream I am able to catch? Yeah!!!
Stardew music is fire
Goddddd three houses music works so well on that last run that was so perfect
Imagine if he stops
"I've done heart rate streams in the past and ive excelled with it!" lmao i love the confidence here despite doug carrying him in elden ring
CardiacArrest%
I’m shocked chat never said:
“You’ve been in a coma for 20 years this is the only way we can contact you, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, etc”
Stumbled my way into this one on the trending page. This caught my attention since I’m a huge fan of MKW. Glad you were able to beat this challenge. This looks extremely fun and hopefully I can try this one day when I stream for the first time down the road 🔥🔥
This is such an interesting video idea! Great video all around crow
Watching this guy struggle through the track thanks to the incredible speed makes me realize.
Me and my cursed _90_ resting heartrate probably shouldn't try this particular challenge.
(A resting heartrate should be like, 60. Not 90!) 3:55