"Captain Riker has become food. We're bringing him down in a bag." I'm crying over here, guys, so release a damned DVD already and I can send you some money. FUCKING BRILLIANT.
Perfect! So many LOL moments in that one. DJO is so on the money with the Trek vids. :D The transporter noises, "I'm lost", the fried apple, Geordi asking for the KY... comic genius.
you guys are THE BEST. i haven't laughed this much, or this hard, EVER. please please please do more star trek next generation. you should make a full length movie of this. you'd be sitting on millions. thank you for the tears and stomach cramps.
1:32: "Hey look there's breadcrumbs! Let's follow em. I think there's a Tim's up here." TIM HORTONS. THE OFFICIAL COFFEE STOP OF THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS.
If we're ever stupid enough to send a bunch of our fellows into the cold, lonely vacuum of space, this is exactly the kind of behaviour you aught to expect them to eventually demonstrate.
Brilliant and side-splitting as always...Surprised there wasnt a Dagobah reference when Data and Geordi beam to that swamp...I was expecting to see Yoda
Thanks DJOers. Thanks so much, really. This inspires me to get some apples from my fridge (all out of juice though), and fry them... in maple syrup. MMMMMMM
In UA-cam's Comedy genre in Canada, this video is: #1 top fav'd in Canada today #2 top rated in Canada today #3 most discussed today in Canada today There are 17 honors in total, but this vid does not show up on ANY of UA-cam's top lists. Someone is very afraid of Apple Juice.
All in all, I'm glad you guys made another ST:TNG dub, awesome work! Btw, I'll deff have apple juice each time when I watch your new videos from now on. ^^
I know you're Canadian, but you guys must live near Toronto, eh? I love all the references you guys make to the surrounding cities! I'll have you know, I get lost on the ship quite often. :P
@dbiedny Best idea ever! *Waves to DJO* Hey guys! Release a DVD with all your ST:TNG parodies (so far!) and I'll more than happily part with the readies! It almost feels like video piracy, watching talent like yours without paying a penny for it (not sarcasm)!!
"Commander Riker's become food.....we're bringin' him down in a bag." might very well be the best line of all your videos.
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1:36 I love the idea of Picard getting lost on the ship he is the captain of.
I love when Data and Geordi beam down and just “hmm” to each other.
"Commander Riker has become food. We'll bring him down in a bag." Sweet jesus I can't breath.
I can see Captain Picard going inside a room in the spaceship saying "I'm lost again" xD
"Captain Riker has become food. We're bringing him down in a bag." I'm crying over here, guys, so release a damned DVD already and I can send you some money. FUCKING BRILLIANT.
I havent seen this in months. Piccard getting lost all over the Enterprise over and over again is classic. "I'm lost again" still kills me.
Cmdr. Riker has become food....
Hilarious that Jordi's whistling the "Cantina Theme" from Star Wars when he walks out...
Geordi: Look What I found in Data's Butt!
Picard: Hah! I put it there.
"There's no more fuckin' apple JUIICEE."
"You wear apple pants, ya fairy."
Every time I watch these I end up laughing until I can't breathe
The episodes where Riker became food were always the best.
"I'll have molasses with his elbow." "Righteous!"
0:50 - "Have you ever been to Mouthwash, Mexico?" XD Is that the place in Mexico that is clean, refreshing and smells like mint?
"I'm lost again"
Perfect! So many LOL moments in that one. DJO is so on the money with the Trek vids. :D The transporter noises, "I'm lost", the fried apple, Geordi asking for the KY... comic genius.
This is the best since "Happy in Paraguay"... damn funny! I had to restart the vid several times cos I kept laughing through most of it!
I'm lost again..
Best one yet. the standout bit is Picard's crisply enunciated "fruit". Just perfect.
I posted this shit nine years ago. Jesus.
you guys are THE BEST. i haven't laughed this much, or this hard, EVER. please please please do more star trek next generation. you should make a full length movie of this. you'd be sitting on millions. thank you for the tears and stomach cramps.
22 people haven't been to Mouthwash, Mexico.
It's only been a year, and already annother poor soul has fallen prey to mediocrity! Fucking typical.
These videos are painfully underwatched. Come on, youtube algorithm!
"Have you ever been to Mouthwash, Mexico?" What a way to insult someone's breath.
I'm so glad you guys are still making these! Keep it up!
0:34 "Righteous!" fucking gets me everytime
"Commander Riker has become food"....damn, I love you guys!
The stupid little gasp always gets me XD
LMAO....i love watching these....cracks me up every time! ;) *I'm lost again*
I searched jim bob orchestra with a felafel on UA-cam. Oh and this is GREAT!
AHA, Geordie whistling the "cantina band song" from star wars as he leaves the transporter room.....hehe, love it :)
"I'm lost, again."
xD PERFECT!
"Look what I found in Data's butt!"
LOL.
Hah, I put it there!
“Bye guys”
Riker's become food. Were bringing him down in a bag.
1:32: "Hey look there's breadcrumbs! Let's follow em. I think there's a Tim's up here."
TIM HORTONS. THE OFFICIAL COFFEE STOP OF THE UNITED FEDERATION OF PLANETS.
"Am I a cannibal?" UGGGGGH! there's no more fuckin apple JUICE!
"energise... ain't got all day!"
Classic DJO. I'm glad to see this again.
I love seeing these pop up on my homepage, it totally makes my day =)
I'd like to see you guys do a Ghostbusters voice-over one day.
"I'll have molasses with his elbow."
Things you'll never hear at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
It’s Golden Corral’s new slogan.
"Energize... I ain't got all day!" 😂😂😂
Energize! ... Ain`t got all day!
theres no more fuckin apple JUICE
love how at 1:56 Geordi whistles the song the cantina band plays in Star Wars!
My backdoors whats happenin' LOL!
I soooo wish you guys would do a whole episode. This is GREAT!!!!!
HA HA HA HA the vocal transporter sound effect was hilarious!
If we're ever stupid enough to send a bunch of our fellows into the cold, lonely vacuum of space, this is exactly the kind of behaviour you aught to expect them to eventually demonstrate.
1:35 way too relatable tripping on diphenhydramine
"I think theres a tim's up here" awesome "must be from Oshawa" genious
Ohhhhh took me fuckin almost a decade to realize the choir voices are singing D J O, D J O. I'm ascended now.
Welcome back DJO! Glad to see a new vid! Miss the apple jus.
"Commandr Riker has become food" is now the new" ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY GAMES!?"
Brilliant and side-splitting as always...Surprised there wasnt a Dagobah reference when Data and Geordi beam to that swamp...I was expecting to see Yoda
"Least I got the K-Y cause my back door is whats happenin"
"I think there's a tim's up here..."
........fries, fried apples and Tragically Hip! LOL!!!!
Thanks DJOers. Thanks so much, really.
This inspires me to get some apples from my fridge (all out of juice though), and fry them... in maple syrup. MMMMMMM
Your Apple Juice is really Yuuummmm
"energize...i ain't got all day."
"huh?"
I don't even remember subscribing, but I'm glad I did.
Another awesome video! Keep it up!!
the doctor redub is insanely funny 0:31 "there's no more fucking apple -- JUICE!!! (manly voice)" ahaha
"I had this dream last Thursday..." I see what you did there!
"Energize. Ain't got all day." LOL
In UA-cam's Comedy genre in Canada, this video is:
#1 top fav'd in Canada today
#2 top rated in Canada today
#3 most discussed today in Canada today
There are 17 honors in total, but this vid does not show up on ANY of UA-cam's top lists.
Someone is very afraid of Apple Juice.
Commander Riker's become food. We're bringing him down in a bag.
Not as random as the other ones like... this one actually has some kind of plot!
Thanks, I now can't get the image of Picard putting stuff in Data's butt out of my head! LOL!
"Is there a Tims over there?" Go Canada!!
I like how you switched from TOS transporters to VGR transporters.
Brightens up my apple-juice free days... Mmmmmm apples.
Btw, the original episode was "Shades of Gray" S2E22. It has quite funny ending on it's own. ^^
All in all, I'm glad you guys made another ST:TNG dub, awesome work!
Btw, I'll deff have apple juice each time when I watch your new videos from now on. ^^
Good Mr Show ref at the end with the song
commander riker has become food
we're bringing him down in a bag
WHAT IS THE OBSESSION WITH APPLE JUICE?!
I know you're Canadian, but you guys must live near Toronto, eh? I love all the references you guys make to the surrounding cities! I'll have you know, I get lost on the ship quite often. :P
"cause my back door's whats happenin"? FUCKING HILARIOUS
"Commander Riker has become food."
Have you ever been to Mouthwash, Mexico?
@dbiedny Best idea ever! *Waves to DJO* Hey guys! Release a DVD with all your ST:TNG parodies (so far!) and I'll more than happily part with the readies! It almost feels like video piracy, watching talent like yours without paying a penny for it (not sarcasm)!!
@ 0:36 Oh my god... I nearly chocked XD
Awesome, this episode was just on today!
genius,keep up the great work guys...
@maskof we've done it!
Ha! This one was great! I giggle fested!
What are you thinking about? Fries. LOL
I have a fish named Louis doing roofing over at my house.
Why don't you drop in?
We'll put on Zeppelin and eat CHEDDAR CHEESE!
FRUIT
i don't know why, but this part makes the video sooo much more awesome!
while I don't care for the swearing, it did match the mouth movements. Very funny.
Hey, look at these breadcrumbs; let's follow them! - LOL
Amazing as always! So happy for a new one. :)
lmfao
You got me rolling on the floor once again, djo! xD
rapidly press 6 for Data with an out-there expression.
press 8 for "Data's out there."
Back in the saddle again guys. Made my night. "Fruit."
"Energise...aint got all day" lol
another hilarious oshawa reference