Real Doctor Reacts to HOUSE M.D. #3 | "All In" | Medical Drama Review

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  • Welcome back to another Doctor Reacts Series Episode! House M.D is a popular medical drama and I constantly get asked both in-person and online to react to a new episode. So I dug into your comments and checked out some online sources and settled on Season 2 Episode 17 "All In".
    This episode was VERY heavy on medicine and had a lot of great nuggets when it comes to poker. If you want to check out some House M.D. episodes they are streaming on Amazon Prime here: www.amazon.com...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @India.H
    @India.H 2 роки тому +2721

    Y'need to remember, they aren't residents. It's a teaching hospital, but they are all qualified doctors. Cameron is an Immunologist, Chase is a Surgeon, and Foreman is a Neurologist. As Wilson says to him in the Pilot, "you've got three overqualified doctors working for you."

    • @jen5273
      @jen5273 Рік тому +257

      This bugged me too when he said they were residents 😂

    • @Dapplication
      @Dapplication Рік тому +258

      Also Chase is an intensivist, so he is qualified to do medical procedures on ICU patients. And House is a nefrologist

    • @endefisto123
      @endefisto123 Рік тому +47

      @@Dapplication If I do recall at the end wasn't it Chase that took over from House? It has been a few years since I have seen the series might do a rewatch soon as I am a big House MD fan.

    • @paul995
      @paul995 Рік тому +36

      @@endefisto123 Chase did indeed take over from house

    • @cherylmontgomery7537
      @cherylmontgomery7537 Рік тому +8

      They’re all fellows

  • @magnusblitz2311
    @magnusblitz2311 3 роки тому +6832

    It’s also important to note, House’s department is literally for patients with rare cases that other doctors can’t handle.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 2 роки тому +3

      No it's not. It is, however, important to note that he's a narcissist who assaults people and even let a patient die through his own stupidity because he couldn't be bothered to get a team.

    • @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502
      @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 2 роки тому +514

      @@ChristophBrinkmann ...it literally is. It's part of the premise of the show, amd Its stated multiple times in the show. And yes, house is a trashfire of a person, but I'm not sure how that's relevant to OPs comment?

    • @tomaslekis3262
      @tomaslekis3262 2 роки тому +370

      @@ChristophBrinkmann yes, it is. He is a diagnostician- they created a staff position for him specifically he was so talented at diagnosing conditions that other MD’s couldn’t.

    • @MagusWyvern
      @MagusWyvern 2 роки тому +80

      @@ChristophBrinkmann I've a feeling you haven't even watched the show yet

    • @Waryfaerie
      @Waryfaerie 2 роки тому +63

      @@ChristophBrinkmann It’s very obvious you’ve only seen an episode or two and don’t know anything about the actual show

  • @rosin_eater
    @rosin_eater 4 роки тому +5742

    House is like google. If you tell him your symptoms, he’s gonna tell u that ur going to die.

    • @lisamueller2453
      @lisamueller2453 3 роки тому +77

      No, that's WedMD that tells you will die from a simple cough.

    • @Docholliday1106
      @Docholliday1106 3 роки тому +62

      It's Lupus. It's always Lupus.
      But Doc, the patient presented with a stubbed toe.
      The patient stubbed her toe on the way to the medicine cabinet.

    • @fuav66777j
      @fuav66777j 3 роки тому +33

      Except House is usually correct.

    • @joxysurge9631
      @joxysurge9631 3 роки тому +25

      unless its Lupus, its never Lupus

    • @Goraiders75
      @Goraiders75 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @earldingman3201
    @earldingman3201 3 роки тому +964

    Doctor Mike, in case no one ever told you. His team aren't RESIDENTS, they are board certified in their fields and they are in FELLOWSHIP programs at the hospital. They applied for it and House Picked them. One is a Neurosurgeon. One is an ER General Surgeon. One is a Immunologist. House is Board Certified in Nephrology and Infectious Disease and his is running an experimental department of Diagnostic Medicine at Plainsborough Teaching Hospital.

    • @georgiteofilov1220
      @georgiteofilov1220 Рік тому +52

      Foreman is a neurologist, not a neurosurgeon. point still stands :)

    • @Anione111
      @Anione111 Рік тому +47

      Doctor Mike probably got confused considering how Dr. House treats the members of his team 😄

    • @discorddiscord2647
      @discorddiscord2647 Рік тому +3

      What the hell is a teaching hospital? What exactly do they do, and if so, how come they have “real people” to learn on ?

    • @plantsoverpills1643
      @plantsoverpills1643 8 місяців тому

      And all his patients are Guinea pigs.

    • @supalaplic9641
      @supalaplic9641 16 днів тому

      Yes and they do procedures none of them is qualified for throughout the entire show. It's illegal, it's immoral and it only works because this is a TV show

  • @KolorMeyellow
    @KolorMeyellow 5 років тому +28743

    I noticed that you coughed 47 times. I think we should do a lung biopsy.

    • @THOMAS2910able
      @THOMAS2910able 5 років тому +3235

      It must be Lupus.

    • @lorelei887
      @lorelei887 5 років тому +1873

      Thomas Thas It’s never a lupus (except for one time)

    • @cromium187
      @cromium187 5 років тому +675

      Might be a tumor! he needs to see a doctor! kukuku

    • @charod8423
      @charod8423 5 років тому +367

      Thomas Thas I stashed my drugs in a lupus textbook

    • @movli8174
      @movli8174 5 років тому +93

      Dr House vesion 2 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bruhmoment49293
    @bruhmoment49293 5 років тому +13038

    House M.D. is basically this.
    Nurse: The patient came in with flu like symptoms.
    House: It's testicular cancer.

  • @andreapayneconnally390
    @andreapayneconnally390 3 роки тому +1433

    We use to watch House every week with med students ( I was an epidemiology student). MD and Epi students would meet at someone's apartment (10-15 of us), we'd cook a big meal bring some beer do a little studying but all of us would have to present a diagnosis we thought it was. Could consult books, internet, friends, etc. but our choice had to be in by the end of the second commercial break and we couldn't duplicate someone else's diagnosis. A super fun way to get some studying in during a time crunch and becoming familiar with both common and these super uncommon things there was on House and learn how to work that internet search. You never wanted to be the person who missed the random episode that had the simplest response.
    We were all almost always wrong. Highly recommend playing that game. mad

  • @lma2025
    @lma2025 3 роки тому +585

    As a sonographer seeing ultrasounds in tv shows can be sooo painful. He said “look at the right atrium” and pointed to the left atrium.😭 there also wasn’t even a mass in the heart

    • @TheAtheist92
      @TheAtheist92 2 роки тому +19

      ACtually, he even pointed at the left ventricle :'D

    • @james-p
      @james-p 2 роки тому +26

      lol I'm not even in the medical field and I noticed that too. Probably because of the short lecture I got from a cardiologist showing my pulmonary vein (in the _left_ atrium) and the role that area played in the problem I was having. And yeah, I'm looking at this and I'm saying "that's the LEFT one!" (btw my heart is very happy and healthy these days) (thanks to a good doc!)

    • @swedishshortsnout5610
      @swedishshortsnout5610 Рік тому +12

      @@TheAtheist92 Uh, no. That's not the left ventricle, it's the left atrium. Just look at which direction the valves are coapting (toward the apex, now toward the bottom of the monitor), the pulmonary veins visualized near the bottom of the left atrium, the obvious descending thoracic aorta at the bottom right, etc. You're right, pediatric echos ARE typically oriented upside down on the screen, but here they showed a right-side up cine loop. Also, the apical window is the wrong view to rule out Kawasaki's, they should have looked in short axis for dilated coronary arteries! And if you look closely at 08:10, you can kinda see that they are looking at what could possibly be a small mass in the right atrium on the septum itself.

  • @kristysedlakova8357
    @kristysedlakova8357 5 років тому +9262

    Kid: I can’t breathe!
    Mom in the background: Just breathe sweetie!
    ....
    Kid: My God why didn’t I think of that?!Wow!

    • @yahiahassan7899
      @yahiahassan7899 5 років тому +227

      Kristy Sedlakova you sad? Don’t be sad.

    • @lizsun261
      @lizsun261 5 років тому +335

      you broke your leg? just walk it off

    • @zer0378
      @zer0378 5 років тому +10

      Kristy Sedlakova
      R/Woosh
      😭😭😩😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 5 років тому +230

      You slipped on ice and broke your back?
      *Just put some ice on it*

    • @soakerino8205
      @soakerino8205 5 років тому +68

      Eljo Kuka How was that a woosh

  • @chelseyfaye8778
    @chelseyfaye8778 5 років тому +2427

    The genuine anger on your face when theyre not doing chest compressions is hilarious😂

    • @shakibzz
      @shakibzz 5 років тому +26

      Omg I want to hug him 😂😂

    • @lissaa.6827
      @lissaa.6827 5 років тому +6

      We need a shirt 😂❤️

    • @neoajith
      @neoajith 5 років тому +15

      And proof that he's a real doctor

    • @christinel5549
      @christinel5549 5 років тому +2

      i laughed too hard

    • @melTiceTiger
      @melTiceTiger 5 років тому +4

      I'm glad this comment was here, because I was going to make it.
      CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS ARGGHHH!!! *shakes head*

  • @lay-dee
    @lay-dee 5 років тому +648

    To the person who shouted out the request to Dr. Mike...you're the real MVP

    • @almubarkmohand3429
      @almubarkmohand3429 5 років тому +13

      what do you want me to shout next time

    • @lay-dee
      @lay-dee 5 років тому +11

      @@almubarkmohand3429 medical memes or whisper challenge lol

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 років тому

      English is not my first language. Could you please tell me what MVP stand for ?

    • @lay-dee
      @lay-dee 5 років тому

      @@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      Most Valuable Player

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 років тому +1

      @@lay-dee
      Thanks 😊

  • @alreadytaken6894
    @alreadytaken6894 2 роки тому +338

    I actually got crohn's disease diagnosed when I was 3 years old because they did a colonoscopy because of bloody diapers. My parents noticed that there was blood, rushed my to the hospital, they said it was food poisoning, rushed me to another hospital where the colonoscopy was done.
    They actually diagnosed a serious condition because my parents went full House md. mode lol

  • @arakevideo
    @arakevideo 4 роки тому +3822

    he said "c'mon house!" and sounded just like wilson lol

    • @Dani-st3gr
      @Dani-st3gr 4 роки тому +25

      So many likes but only one comment

    • @matilderuivo4337
      @matilderuivo4337 4 роки тому +58

      8:39 Just in case you wanna check😂

    • @eskeladder7751
      @eskeladder7751 4 роки тому +16

      I had the video open in the background and legit thought it was Wilson was the one who said that 😂

    • @simonettaguerrucci9232
      @simonettaguerrucci9232 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve thought the same😂

    • @puffdaddy69
      @puffdaddy69 4 роки тому +3

      The god himself has approved this message, you’ve made it good sir

  • @biancabajaj4246
    @biancabajaj4246 5 років тому +2553

    Will someone ever listen to Dr.Mike:
    CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    CHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @adoradearheart5076
      @adoradearheart5076 5 років тому +27

      I am making this my alarm

    • @Mackenzie_JD
      @Mackenzie_JD 5 років тому +5

      A dog in meme review did

    • @angelahagerman5003
      @angelahagerman5003 5 років тому +3

      I was exactly on this part as I read this 😂

    • @neilbornstein5940
      @neilbornstein5940 5 років тому +1

      I thought the paddles were like an extra effective chest compression. What's the difference?

    • @ghost_craftinganimates813
      @ghost_craftinganimates813 5 років тому +1

      I’m proud of myself, when I first saw that scene I thought to myself chest compressions, chest compressions

  • @bird2324
    @bird2324 4 роки тому +3883

    you can see the PAIN in Dr. Mike's face when they didn't do chest compressions.

    • @ScottieBibble
      @ScottieBibble 4 роки тому +53

      Leopard GeckoS I felt it all the way here in the U.K. - I think we need to hug him lol

    • @bird2324
      @bird2324 4 роки тому +38

      @@ScottieBibble we can't. Stupid
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    • @Ghoulia_Starz
      @Ghoulia_Starz 4 роки тому +18

      More like disappointment 🤣

    • @lemonadecupcakes
      @lemonadecupcakes 4 роки тому +26

      I think there was genuine anger, lol!!

    • @thebigdog7000
      @thebigdog7000 4 роки тому +28

      When I got trained as a medic I heard two phrases: airway airway airway and chest compressions chest compression chest compressions

  • @unknowncreature-0069
    @unknowncreature-0069 2 роки тому +78

    2:49 when I was in highschool health class our school resource officer came in to give us the whole talk about alcohol and the symptoms of high blood alcohol content. One of the symptoms is a nystagmus, so he called on a random kid to come up to the front so he could do the whole "keep your eyes on the tip of this pen" thing. By chance, he close the only kid in class that was born with a nystagmus.

  • @Asianfayce
    @Asianfayce 5 років тому +2634

    Dr. Mike: *constantly coughing*
    Dr. House: We need to do a biopsy on his lungs...

    • @ChumbahNutz
      @ChumbahNutz 5 років тому +81

      ....after ruling out Lupus first.

    • @AmericanHollyTree
      @AmericanHollyTree 5 років тому +35

      @@ChumbahNutz oh please. It's never Lupus.

    • @ChumbahNutz
      @ChumbahNutz 5 років тому +54

      @@AmericanHollyTree Congratulations, you and Foreman just volunteered to break into his apartment and look for signs of toxins that may have caused his auto immune system to have a House-party with his lungs.

    • @kateramsey4065
      @kateramsey4065 5 років тому +10

      My friend was just diagnosed with lupus and all I can think about is House

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 5 років тому +3

      Does anyone know the difference between this HOUSE and the one where there is a a girl, a blond guy, a Jewish man and a Chinese girl as partners?

  • @matyasd007
    @matyasd007 5 років тому +3272

    They are not residents, they are House's team. A surgeon, a neurologist and an immunologist

    • @audrijapal405
      @audrijapal405 5 років тому +44

      Wasnt Cameron an immunologist?

    • @matyasd007
      @matyasd007 5 років тому +80

      @@audrijapal405 she was, my bad sorry. I think hause was a nephrologist and infectologist

    • @abdulrahmansalumdiwani7062
      @abdulrahmansalumdiwani7062 5 років тому +119

      @@matyasd007 house was a head of Diagnostic Medicine, Residency in Pathology, Nephrology, infectious disease specialist, intensivist

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 5 років тому +166

      But somehow they're qualified to do every single procedure known to modern medicine. MRI's, xrays, CT's, every single type of specialized ultrasound, every single type of biopsy, eye exams, colonoscopy, endoscopy, lab tests, you name it. And in later seasons when Chase moves to working as an actual surgeon, he does every type of surgery except brain (but even there he does brain biopsies and measures nerve conduction on an open brain).

    • @W0RLDSSMALLESTVI0LIN
      @W0RLDSSMALLESTVI0LIN 5 років тому +58

      @@mrkiky Obviously, its a fictional show and is not meant to mirror the practices of a real hospital and doctors.

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 5 років тому +3516

    Dr Mike: *Keeps coughing*
    House: Remove his thumbs and do a scrotum biopsy

    • @_amoopoint_1458
      @_amoopoint_1458 5 років тому +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sonofbelz
      @sonofbelz 5 років тому +65

      At least we know it's not lupus.

    • @argh01hass
      @argh01hass 5 років тому +7

      OMG that made me laugh a lot. So true to (House) life!

    • @DeathbyLibra
      @DeathbyLibra 4 роки тому +6

      Eagle Heart it’s never lupus...

    • @zoujonathan6172
      @zoujonathan6172 4 роки тому +3

      @@AlasdairGR Dr. Mike: I AM NOT TIRED

  • @nataliaquiroga4015
    @nataliaquiroga4015 2 роки тому +593

    Love that he never learns they're not residents, like Chase is a whole surgeon lol

    • @jen5273
      @jen5273 Рік тому +5

      This.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Рік тому +62

      The irony is that House _treats_ them as somewhere between residents and frat pledges.
      As Chase said: If you have House's name on your resumé, you can go anywhere.

    • @aluminiumknight4038
      @aluminiumknight4038 Рік тому +8

      Not just a surgeon but also an intensivist

    • @Pyxyty
      @Pyxyty 8 місяців тому

      Unless you're Foreman ;) (of course, granted, he did expose a patient to full radiation for chemo because of a diagnosis he wasnt sure of, but for jokes sake ill ignore it lol) ​@@JoshSweetvale

    • @syafiqulaimanbinsuffian
      @syafiqulaimanbinsuffian 7 місяців тому

      @@JoshSweetvaleits called fellowship u idiot

  • @Bloodpainter
    @Bloodpainter 5 років тому +3039

    Patient: can't blink
    House: remove his eyes and biopsy the left testicle

  • @noahholderman5725
    @noahholderman5725 4 роки тому +3119

    “I feel like this is gonna be a poker related episode”
    House: *checks kid’s toilet, full of bloody diarrhea*
    House: “guess that’s what you call a royal flush”

    • @davidalmeida4491
      @davidalmeida4491 4 роки тому +61

      Flush of hearts.
      Like the kid's heart ended up in his poop.

    • @aniketluther1764
      @aniketluther1764 3 роки тому +5

      Haemophilia .... (get it)

    • @noahholderman5725
      @noahholderman5725 3 роки тому +3

      @@aniketluther1764 Love of blood as a sexual fetish?

    • @aniketluther1764
      @aniketluther1764 3 роки тому +9

      @@noahholderman5725 what?!? NO haemophilia is also known as the royal disease cause it runs in the royal family. Wtf😂?

    • @local_hotpotato
      @local_hotpotato 3 роки тому

      Muck city

  • @Hannah-kq3li
    @Hannah-kq3li 5 років тому +1767

    *stares blankly at screen*
    “CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOME CHEST COMPRESSIONS?!”

    • @XPLevel45
      @XPLevel45 5 років тому +4

      This comment is so underrated... :)

    • @nadiashireensiddiqi
      @nadiashireensiddiqi 5 років тому +4

      It’s standard medical procedure
      Should be on the show

    • @Scorpionita13
      @Scorpionita13 5 років тому +5

      I was thinking of writing this! Poor Mike getting so frustrated :(

    • @joseph7104
      @joseph7104 5 років тому +3

      Yes they need to do compressions but it was a witnessed arrest so the shock was warranted 1st but then yes they need to do compressions right after the shock.

  • @coolmammavaterlaus360
    @coolmammavaterlaus360 3 роки тому +187

    I love Dr. Mike's helpless, disgusted, and slightly defeated, "Can someone do some chest compressions?" 😅 You're awesome, Dr. Mike! House gave me the willies, but I love watching your reactions.

  • @BradyPostma
    @BradyPostma 4 роки тому +3276

    This story was acclaimed for its accurate depiction of (this is going to be spelled wrong) Erdheim-Chester except for the timeline, which was compressed for dramatic reasons, and of course House's unclinical process.
    There was a real doctor who diagnosed a real case of Erdheim-Chester after only having heard of the disease from watching House, thinking it sounded vaguely similar to a disease that had him stumped, and looking up the legitimate details of the disease. And yes, the real doctor took many months to eliminate all the obvious other things it could be. It's a slow disease.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 роки тому +246

      Every house's patients are in critical condition after 48 hrs.
      Dog bite
      The girl in south pole
      The guy who ate chest nuts in brazil
      The womans' whos hands went numb 2 days before christmas and was on death bed on christmas eve
      The actor in doctor house's doctor house where house kidnaps him
      Went critical after 48 hrs, the guys went nuts and was about to die horribly
      It goes on, i know some disease can fck you over in matter of hours but my god

    • @hugo57k91
      @hugo57k91 3 роки тому +1

      @@Limpass610 what's that last one mean?

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 роки тому +17

      @@hugo57k91 they exaggerate

    • @brucew565
      @brucew565 3 роки тому +138

      @@Limpass610 I think you are being wilfully dense about the show. A lot of your criticisms are explained in the show. This show is a an adapatation of Sherlock Holmes but in a medical context.
      1. Why is House so rude? Doctors are not supposed to behave that way.
      1. Yes doctors are not supposed to be rude but who says House is a usual doctor who does everything the way things are supposed to be done. His character is written to be an arrogant mean jerk who is not interested in treating patients but solving complex mysteries. Who does that remind you of? Sherlock Holmes.
      2. Why does House look for Zebras (or the most out there unlikely explanation) instead of a common sense very likely common explanation?
      2. Because it is the premise of the show that House only gets those cases which are out of the norm. In the show, all the cases that House gets have already gone through multiple doctors. Which means all the likliest options have already been ruled out by all the previous doctors. So the likely answer might be common cold but guess what...common cold has already been ruled out by previous doctors. If all the likliest possibilities have already been ruled out, then whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Who does that remind u of? Sherlock Holmes. Didnt Sherlock also deal with unlikely murder mysteries that would, more often than not, never happen in real life...
      3. Why does he break into people's houses? That is so inappropriate.
      3. Because he is an inappropriate person according to unconventional
      morality. He doesnt respect peoples privacy (yes you should). He also believes that people are fundamentally liars (call me a cynic but that is true). He often finds out information which the patients wouldnt tell anyone out of sheer embarassment or maybe revealing that information would expose them to criminal liability.
      4. Why does he know random facts?
      4. He is a genius. He knows random facts for the same reason Sherlock knew random facts which most people wouldnt know.
      It is easy to criticise something without knowing proper context.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 роки тому +53

      @@brucew565 im not criticizing any of the point you are pointing out.
      Im not criticizing anything at all.
      Im just saying that in the show. Every patient go from stable to critical to brink of death in less than 48 hours. In a show pount of iew it makes sense.
      But if every diseased progressed that quickly... fcking we would all be dead

  • @myfakeempire101
    @myfakeempire101 3 роки тому +3613

    Your reactions to House's lunacy tells me the show's writing is actually spot on. He is supposed to freak out doctors (not saying that's good. It's just the premise)

    • @kenadams9725
      @kenadams9725 3 роки тому +86

      He just say this in every video like how he knows about this or that? Lol it's a tv show based on a fictional character which supposed to be best there is ( like Sherlock Holmes type) and we shouldn't take it literally 🤷 if we wanna watch realistic doctor show we will go to the real hospital 😂

    • @erichall090909
      @erichall090909 3 роки тому +63

      @@kenadams9725 and he mostly just ignores the reasons that do make sense. Like the doctors doing all the tests and procedures, because House makes them do it to so he doesn’t worry about mistakes.

    • @dvdv7777
      @dvdv7777 3 роки тому +164

      It is also spot on about the reason why House can even do this: Cuddy and Wilson enable him. In later episodes it becomes apparent that pretty much _no_ other doctor, or hospital, or department wants anything to do with House. They all consider him a dangerous lunatic, a loose cannon with zero respect for procedure. If it weren't for Cuddy, he would not be able to practice medicine at all.
      The remaining question is what black magic Cuddy conjures to smoothen out reports, because otherwise, some committee would have gotten wind of House's "colorful" approach, and consequently would have revoked his medical license a long time ago.

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 2 роки тому +54

      @@dvdv7777 I think people tend to forget House is literally Sherlock Holmes the doctor. The overarching plot was written 100 years ago.

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 2 роки тому +44

      Also he’s supposed to be a bit “loony” with these things. When patients come to him he is usually their last hope. He’s a diagnostic doctor. He knows when something is up. Maybe he’s a bit too cocky but he is skillful and a last resort

  • @irawooluwatanoluwatosin2654
    @irawooluwatanoluwatosin2654 5 років тому +709

    Dr. Mike looked genuinely angry when they were just shocking the poor boy
    Chest compressions!
    Chest compressions!
    Chest compressions!

    • @technoplane2677
      @technoplane2677 5 років тому +19

      No chest compressions would effectively nullify the efficiency of the shocks... He was pretty pissed because doing that irl would probably kill the child :(

    • @basvandergriendt1362
      @basvandergriendt1362 5 років тому +2

      "Can someone do chest compressions

    • @sachix6411
      @sachix6411 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 3 роки тому +87

    In all fairness, each member of House's team are specialists. Chase was an intensivist and cardiologist, Cameron was an immunologist, and Foreman was a neurologist. Some of the procedures they do in the show are ones they can and would normally do

  • @ScreaminMadMurphy
    @ScreaminMadMurphy 3 роки тому +4112

    House: Hears hoofbeats
    Also House: "What is a narwhal doing on land at this hour?"

    • @DrTangerine
      @DrTangerine 3 роки тому +73

      Chasing the bacon!

    • @icarntspel759
      @icarntspel759 3 роки тому +51

      You won the comment section 😂

    • @buttercup09_03
      @buttercup09_03 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 2 роки тому +48

      Joke's on you. After 40 minutes of television we'd find out House was right.

    • @gpgara
      @gpgara 2 роки тому +14

      That is the best description of the character I have ever seen. Hilarious!!!

  • @JackieWarner13
    @JackieWarner13 5 років тому +869

    Mike getting annoyed hahaha the best
    "Don't do a biopsy!" "Chest compressions!!" 😂

    • @jmerino06
      @jmerino06 5 років тому +1

      I agree Mike getting so mad is the best past of this video. i love when real Pros cal BS on tv and movies. Especially when shows teach people that the pro is some kind of superman know it all. "I have "a feeling" so I don't have to follow protocol. kills me every time!

  • @int53185
    @int53185 4 роки тому +2722

    Dry cough: could be COVID-19, let's do a colonoscopy.

    • @Raiko01
      @Raiko01 4 роки тому +66

      We'll know if its COVID if the treatment works

    • @DaveSomething
      @DaveSomething 4 роки тому +48

      put a UV light on the end and go for it!

    • @blusky3591
      @blusky3591 4 роки тому +52

      try injecting the body with disinfectants or maybe high doses of UV light

    • @greathoonta3461
      @greathoonta3461 4 роки тому +57

      Man:starts coughing
      Man: worries he has covid
      Man: remembers dry cough is a sign of covid
      Man: coughs blood
      Man: thank god im not gonna die

    • @thedevil1667
      @thedevil1667 4 роки тому +8

      Well we surely know that its not lupus

  • @VDA19
    @VDA19 2 роки тому +215

    House jumping to crazy conclusions is mostly because he's designed to be Sherlock Holmes but as a doctor ( He even has his BFF Wilson/Watson and lives at 221B Baker Street ). If you've watched BBC Sherlock or read the books, Sherlock does some absolutely insane deductions and has random knowledge such as Snake bites and obcure details about venoms and plants and where they grow and all that, just like House. You're really meant to just roll with it.

    • @kashnimago2096
      @kashnimago2096 Рік тому +1

      THIS.
      THANK YOU.

    • @lenonkitchens7727
      @lenonkitchens7727 6 місяців тому +12

      Yes but, if you've read Sherlock Holmes, a lot of those deductions only seemed random and insane because you, the reader, weren't told certain information until the end of the case that Sherlock noticed at some point previously in the story, or just randomly knew. At least with House we're not kept out of the loop until the case is solved. I *hated* that about Sherlock Holmes stories.

    • @VDA19
      @VDA19 6 місяців тому

      @@lenonkitchens7727 House has insane cases the wikia has a ranking of how rare the diseases is. A lot of those are stuff most doctors never heard of.

    • @QazCetelic
      @QazCetelic 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lenonkitchens7727The modern Sherlock Holmes series also does that a lot. It kind of ruined it for me.

    • @ceilingfan2608
      @ceilingfan2608 27 днів тому

      The only other major difference is they swapped Sherlocks coke for houses vicodin

  • @krisg6480
    @krisg6480 5 років тому +6384

    Ladies, get yourself a guy who talks about you the way Dr. Mike talks about chest compressions.

    • @petdrask
      @petdrask 5 років тому +45

      Omg, so true

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 5 років тому +88

      Probably better to develop yourself into something that merits being talked about in that way. Still, good advice.

    • @saras.301
      @saras.301 5 років тому +2

      hahaha

    • @leylahuman9522
      @leylahuman9522 5 років тому +1

      True!!!😅

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae 5 років тому +2

      Does anyone know the difference between this HOUSE and the one where there is a a girl, a blond guy, a Jewish man and a Chinese girl as partners?

  • @Jekmyster
    @Jekmyster 5 років тому +656

    everytime Dr. Mike watches house, i can see the frustration and stress rise, second by second...so entertaining

    • @hollengrhen1
      @hollengrhen1 5 років тому +1

      I agree.

    • @dinuxplay8003
      @dinuxplay8003 Рік тому +1

      Still he ranked it to be one of the most medically accurate shows

  • @constantin3886
    @constantin3886 5 років тому +455

    Shoutout to the dude that told Dr Mike to watch more house

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  5 років тому +47

      Constantin Becker haha it was a lady!

    • @henry55
      @henry55 5 років тому +2

      @@DoctorMike Hi dr Mike, your the best. PEEWOOP

    • @henry55
      @henry55 5 років тому +1

      @@DoctorMike dr Mike we need more bear

    • @AbdallahTeach
      @AbdallahTeach 5 років тому

      What is that flag you have on your profile picture

    • @allesklar8636
      @allesklar8636 5 років тому +1

      @@AbdallahTeach something prussia related

  • @romanwagner8709
    @romanwagner8709 2 роки тому +199

    Ironically, house is one of the more accurate medical shows even though there is rampant medical malpractice because everyone around House calls him out 😂

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 Рік тому +8

      no, it isn't.

    • @paulstelian97
      @paulstelian97 7 місяців тому +4

      @@scottmatheson3346It’s among the better ones, which isn’t a testament to it being great, just to others being much less accurate.

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 4 місяці тому +2

      @@scottmatheson3346 with no follow-up statement as to why is like you never opened your mouth in the first place.

    • @scottlondon8382
      @scottlondon8382 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@kpsiex a doctor I'm watching is calling it bullshit,that's all I need to know,I doubt you even know how to treat a cold

  • @humandisaster3902
    @humandisaster3902 5 років тому +2690

    Dr. House in a nutshell
    "Does the patient have organs?"
    "Yes House"
    "Biopsy them."
    "Which ones?"
    "All of them."

    • @jerryn3504
      @jerryn3504 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan 5 років тому +47

      Sqwizzard and a book on lupus is the best place to hide drugs as it’s never lupus

    • @ramiabdo5953
      @ramiabdo5953 5 років тому +37

      you forgot the finishing touch, "swallows pills"

    • @garyneedham3257
      @garyneedham3257 5 років тому +37

      “Which ones?”
      “Yes”

    • @MizukiHawkeye
      @MizukiHawkeye 5 років тому +36

      “Dr. House, do you want a brain biopsy or a heart biopsy?”
      “YES!”

  • @annabryjo1568
    @annabryjo1568 5 років тому +1312

    Doctor: how many chest compressions do I do?
    Dr. Mike: yes

  • @harshitawattal
    @harshitawattal 5 років тому +1154

    "Doctor mike we want more house MD!!!"
    And he made a video.
    Your videos are awesome btw.

  • @andrejatodorovic4094
    @andrejatodorovic4094 2 роки тому +96

    These are not the residents, they are all specialists that work for House, his team.

    • @jen5273
      @jen5273 Рік тому +2

      Thank you! Lol

  • @CrispyBuda
    @CrispyBuda 5 років тому +793

    "Wow, that's a lot of blood" - yeah, you want a doctor to say this

    • @xXSharkAttackxX
      @xXSharkAttackxX 4 роки тому +8

      I'll take things I never want to hear my doctor say for 200 Alex

    • @peytonrogers8818
      @peytonrogers8818 4 роки тому +1

      That looked like my period

  • @zaidkuso
    @zaidkuso 5 років тому +499

    Which organ needs a biopsy?
    House: Yes

    • @Jurkyification
      @Jurkyification 5 років тому +1

      More like House is asking Cuddy for approval of those biopsys but somehow he does them anyway.

    • @dinuxplay8003
      @dinuxplay8003 Рік тому

      Whatever for a cure

  • @hannahjohnson6386
    @hannahjohnson6386 5 років тому +320

    I love that Dr. Mike doesn't pretend like he knows everything

    • @egnato1165
      @egnato1165 5 років тому +6

      He did a TED talk just about that, you should check it out, really interesting

    • @HolyWisdom93
      @HolyWisdom93 5 років тому +1

      he isnt even a doctor

    • @aperm510
      @aperm510 5 років тому +3

      @@HolyWisdom93 he is

    • @HolyWisdom93
      @HolyWisdom93 5 років тому

      @@aperm510 is he the chiropractor or is that another person?

    • @abottleofjin__6913
      @abottleofjin__6913 5 років тому

      MultipersonAjnaChakra he said it in another video but i forgot what he specializes in

  • @Geralt_harvey3784
    @Geralt_harvey3784 Рік тому +24

    One of the big things with ECD is that not only is it a 1/1,000,000 disease (which tends to affect men more than women) but diagnosing it is incredibly difficult and the symptoms can appear at different intervals and intensities between different individuals. Most people with the condition don't automatically fit the description and by the time doctors are able to put two-and-two together, most patients will have died from the condition since there is also no standard treatment to suppress it. Furthermore, while on paper its "slow growing", the severity of the condition is wildly different between individuals. Some patients die within 32 months, others die within days and new research has shown that patients may not even have symptoms which further complicates the diagnosis and results in them dying faster. According to reports, roughly 60% of patients suffering from ECD ultimately die from the condition. Those that do survive the condition essentially have to live the rest of their lives going through harsh treatments to stay alive since there is no cure. So the sad realty is that while they found out what was killing the boy by the end of the episode, the boy is going to live the rest of his life receiving treatments to suppress the condition, and there is a high likelihood that he won't reach adulthood since the survival rate also varies based on the individual and the severity of the condition.

  • @trevon_thedragon4034
    @trevon_thedragon4034 5 років тому +968

    Doctor Mike is the Male Dr. Cuddy.
    Keep forgetting that House doesn't play by the rules.

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal 5 років тому +18

      TREVON_THEDRAGON Male + Dr. Cuddy= Dr. Mike is Dr. Cuddly.

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 5 років тому +17

      JIll C that’s absolutely true, however, house jumps to conclusions when, as a doctor, you shouldn’t be treating what it could be, but what it is most likely to be. If someone goes into the doctor and their throat hurts and has white spots, a normal doctor will treat for strep most likely. Not assume it’s a rare disease that just happens so extremely rarely. That causes too much stress for the patient and it’s also silly to play to the unlikely odds before you even consider the likely odds. He doesn’t follow a logical, linear process of elimination.

    • @trevon_thedragon4034
      @trevon_thedragon4034 5 років тому +9

      @@JacquelineUnderwood House never takes normal cases at the beginning of the majority of the episodes they go through multiple files of cases and he dismisses all the one that are too simple. Until one catches his eye or he actually see the patient and sees that something is actually cool about their case.

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer 5 років тому +1

      @@trevon_thedragon4034 While that is true, especially later seasons got really sloppy with these things. I remember an episode where House found the missing symptom by a simple look into the patients mouth. You know, the thing that had probably done a dozen times before the case even ended up with House and allegedly no one noticed anything.

    • @trevon_thedragon4034
      @trevon_thedragon4034 5 років тому +4

      @@HDreamer he's meant to do that he's supposed to be medicines Sherlock Holmes. He sees things others don't.

  • @sp4c382
    @sp4c382 5 років тому +2029

    THANK YOU TO WHOEVER SHOUTED TO HIM TO WATCH HOUSE M.D!
    I salute you!
    *Edit: 1.1k+ within 12 hours? How is my comment that popular?*

  • @Ama-Elaini
    @Ama-Elaini 4 роки тому +459

    I love how engaged he gets in this video.

  • @TacticalBob36
    @TacticalBob36 3 роки тому +36

    I love how passionate Dr. Mike got about the treatment on the child, especially with the chest compressions. I want my doctor to be this compassionate about their job

  • @daSora_1
    @daSora_1 5 років тому +301

    I started dying when he said “Can someone do some chest compressions” 😆

  • @hades7320
    @hades7320 5 років тому +474

    Dr Mike looked genuinely angry with this episode 😂

    • @lovegold3225
      @lovegold3225 5 років тому +1

      Was gonna like, but I refuse to ruin the sacred number. 420 Forever
      Edit: Even though its at 469 now, 420 Forever

    • @jennyjenny5084
      @jennyjenny5084 5 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @amethystgamer852
    @amethystgamer852 5 років тому +280

    Me: *breathes*
    House: Did you hear that? It was a bit off, scan his lungs.

  • @llukandane3337
    @llukandane3337 2 роки тому +67

    8:08
    Chase: Look at the right atrium.
    *points at the left atrium*
    Cameron: That’s not Kawasaki’s.
    Chase: No, it’s small, but it’s there.
    *zooms in on the right atrium*
    Me: THERE YA GO

    • @kevinbarnard355
      @kevinbarnard355 Рік тому +3

      More than likely that was an editing/prop slip up. It happens all the time, especially in medical shows. The prop department will flip a scan or film on accident, then it's fixed in the next scene/shot.

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil 6 місяців тому

      @@kevinbarnard355or maybe it was flipped to avoid copyright?

  • @alkistyl4549
    @alkistyl4549 5 років тому +460

    Dr Mike being frustrated for 12 mins straight.
    I have never laughed so hard 😂 Especially when he says "can someone do some chest compressions" 😂

    • @kshithidilip8739
      @kshithidilip8739 5 років тому +7

      It has the same energy add that vine where the person is like "Can I have some waffles? Can I have some waffles?"

    • @kshithidilip8739
      @kshithidilip8739 5 років тому

      *as

    • @ttly1384
      @ttly1384 5 років тому +3

      His pecs moved up and down as he said it too. Don't know why I noticed that but I promise I'm not gay.

    • @m.p.4515
      @m.p.4515 5 років тому

      I was reading this and then he said it while I've read it 😂

    • @dinuxplay8003
      @dinuxplay8003 Рік тому +1

      Still he ranked it to be one of the most medically accurate shows

  • @Spike-hl2mw
    @Spike-hl2mw 5 років тому +631

    The House writers seem to love the "while-being-tested-the-patient-has-an-allergic-reaction-to-the-test" device as an easy way to contrive drama.

    • @user-iy2ju1wj3r
      @user-iy2ju1wj3r 4 роки тому +87

      the formula for almost every house episode: patient gets sick, it's not lupis, house takes the case, it's not lupis, things get worse, it's not lupis, house orders a treatment as a means to help diagnose the patient, it's not lupis, everybody doubts house, it's not lupis, things get better, nope, not lupis, things get worse again, still not lupis, house orders a millions tests, it ain't lupis, everybody doubts house again, not... lupis, house figures it out in the nic of time, it is not, boom cured, lupis, house was right.
      except that one episode where it was lupis, that time, it _was_ lupis.

    • @The8merp
      @The8merp 4 роки тому +45

      @@user-iy2ju1wj3r you forgot the part where house is having a conversation with someone on an unrelated topic and something they say triggers an insight in his head such that he figures out what disease it actually is in the nick of time.

    • @thebatman6201
      @thebatman6201 4 роки тому +2

      I mean there are only so many dramatic things that can happen during a test.. thats one of the most.
      Gotta move that story along

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 4 роки тому +1

      Yes in the first episode the patient was put through tons of procedures, had an allergic fit during every one, in the end she had a tapeworm, they continued pretty much in that vein

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 роки тому

      I mean it works

  • @kellyharris90
    @kellyharris90 5 років тому +953

    When you can no longer watch any medical show without shouting CHEST COMPRESSIONS at the TV 😂

    • @vivianelinden1568
      @vivianelinden1568 5 років тому +6

      @Роман Мавроян especially hacking. Clicking a single button... Lmao

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal 5 років тому +3

      Роман Мавроян I read that as “every catheters’s ear” and was like 🤔???

    • @septegram
      @septegram 5 років тому +6

      I'm not an MD.
      I'm not a paramedic.
      I'm not even an EMT, but I do know to get in there with the fucking chest compressions!
      The defibrillator is not a magical heart-fixitor, either; it has a specific purpose, and it does it well, but it's not a miracle machine.
      :rolleyes:

    • @globalhemisphere246
      @globalhemisphere246 5 років тому

      Kelly Harris same here

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 5 років тому +3

      Rob Berra exactly. A defibrillator is to shock an abnormal heartbeat back into rhythm. If you don’t have a heartbeat, a defibrillator isn’t going to help. However, once that wonderful person giving you chest compressions hopefully gets your heartbeat back, a defibrillator could get your heartbeat back to normal if it was too slow or fast.

  • @Revenge_Slayer
    @Revenge_Slayer 2 роки тому +38

    House states in the show that the reason he goes for rare diseases is because everyone else already ruled out the common ones.

  • @sierracascade00
    @sierracascade00 5 років тому +753

    “I used to play poker semi professionally during my college days”
    HE’S RUSSIAN IT MAKES SENSE

    • @Ben-cx5qp
      @Ben-cx5qp 5 років тому +18

      He probably made a few people "fold"...

    • @george.l2593
      @george.l2593 5 років тому

      O.o?

    • @sierracascade00
      @sierracascade00 5 років тому +3

      Ben McKenna ahahahaha good one

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 5 років тому +9

      No? Russians (at least those who surround me) don't play poker. It's an unpopular card game here... We play "Durak" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durak ) and "Ochko" (a version of Blackjack for 36 cards).

    • @BorisOFF08
      @BorisOFF08 5 років тому

      Again, why would someone think that he's Russian? Last time it was the accent, now this))

  • @victor9
    @victor9 4 роки тому +1186

    Me: I have a headache
    House MD: check is butthole
    Dr Mike: chest compression chest compression

  • @mrkiky
    @mrkiky 5 років тому +1251

    Kid in real life during standard vaccine: **cries for 3 hours**
    Kid in House M.D during liver biopsy: ouchies.

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 4 роки тому +54

      They give local anaesthetic so the kid wouldn't actually feel it. Most kids scream at vaccines because needles are scary and they haven't developed communication skills to explain their feelings in any other way than screaming yet. Totally plausible in both cases.

    • @IgorDellaPietra
      @IgorDellaPietra 4 роки тому +1

      is getting vaccines in the usa such a long precedure? ^^

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 4 роки тому +13

      @@IgorDellaPietra no, it's as fast as anywhere else. needle in, needle out. but kids cry a lot for no real reason.

    • @RussianJan1tor
      @RussianJan1tor 4 роки тому +3

      @@mydogeatspuke don't forget that vaccines are more painfull than most other injected medicine (there are lots of metals in vaccines i fi remember correct. im ight be wrong so don't quote me on this)

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 4 роки тому +14

      @@RussianJan1tor I mean pain is pretty subjective. Some people find tiny needles incredibly painful, some have trouble with larger needles, and some aren't bothered at all. This includes infants. Some injections do burn or go deeper into the muscle and leave longer lasting discomfort but it's all down to the individual.

  • @nataliegray8019
    @nataliegray8019 2 роки тому +15

    I remember seeing this episode when it aired on TV. It made you think the pregnant lady was gonna be the patient, but they they pull the rug out from under you with the little kid. Very well done.

  • @nataliejones6626
    @nataliejones6626 4 роки тому +1600

    Chase isn’t a resident, he is a fellow and he was a general sergeon before the fellowship

    • @briadu3578
      @briadu3578 4 роки тому +39

      ya dr. Mike is just famous off his looks, not his intelligence. He is arrogant as hell and ignorant to a lot, but since he has the DO degree (fun fact, most DO schools take lower GPAs and lower MCAT scores) he thinks he knows everything. Ya, I get it, he's a "doctor" but I don't know anyone with top-notch credentials that will chose DO over MD...DO is for the "dumb" candidates that weren't good enough for MD, thats a fact that he won't admit to because its a blow to his ego.

    • @briadu3578
      @briadu3578 4 роки тому +4

      @@gracehart6289 tough.

    • @datboiKfry
      @datboiKfry 4 роки тому +204

      @@briadu3578 Commenting on UA-cam videos about a doctor when you probably work at McDonald's. What a clown.

    • @Hannie0597
      @Hannie0597 4 роки тому +70

      Bria Du what kind of dr are you?

    • @soulwinner247
      @soulwinner247 4 роки тому +40

      Bria Du you need to get the hell out of here.... because he is still LEVELS higher than you’ll ever reach in your entire lifetime

  • @jamesmunroe9129
    @jamesmunroe9129 5 років тому +1111

    I need to mention this.
    They are not residents.
    Cameron is an immunologist.
    Forman is a Neurologist.
    Chase is an intensivist - Hense him doing most procedures.
    Also, Chase gets more diagnoses right then Forman, Cameron and House - Combined.
    Special Bonus fact for you.

    • @cookiechaina1238
      @cookiechaina1238 5 років тому +96

      Chase is s u p e r i o r

    • @ivancarlos4951
      @ivancarlos4951 5 років тому +2

      Nice english

    • @Aldini_to
      @Aldini_to 5 років тому +11

      still got school'd this chapter and he's the betrayer, but he's the surgeon of the group too

    • @vishnun3184
      @vishnun3184 5 років тому +54

      Chase gets more diagnoses right then House, the guy who has the epiphany almost every episode? what's your source?

    • @jamesmunroe9129
      @jamesmunroe9129 5 років тому +26

      ​@@vishnun3184 First off the source is paying attention/They said it on a house interview.
      But again, if you pay attention houses epiphanies usually end by saying "Chase, Forman or Cameron was right from the start", usually saying they're idea was dumb "At the time".
      But just watch it and now that I've said it, you'll notice.
      Also chase didn't take over houses practice because he's cool. lol

  • @mimiaguilar1015
    @mimiaguilar1015 5 років тому +406

    Hahah your anxiety gave me anxiety 😂💀CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!

    • @Froven80
      @Froven80 5 років тому +4

      That scene gave me horrible anxiety and CHEST COMPRESSIONS gave me even more.

    • @Yaadman_Serginho
      @Yaadman_Serginho 5 років тому +1

      Check out this link: www.etsy.com/listing/711392601/chest-compression-t-shirt?ref=shop_home_active_1

  • @slimyboixd
    @slimyboixd Рік тому +19

    Theory: House is actually a psychic who really enjoys wasting resources and watching doctors squirm but does actually want to eventually save people.

  • @calmcmurphy3353
    @calmcmurphy3353 5 років тому +454

    Dr. Mike: House is a dangerous Maverick who should be fired!
    Me: Yeah, that's the plot of the show, friend.

    • @hiimbored7371
      @hiimbored7371 5 років тому

      Cal McMurphy do you watch Logan Paul

    • @car3ss
      @car3ss 5 років тому +5

      I like House and it’s fun, but it is frustrating that some people can consider him a good doctor even as fictitious one, when it’s clear that he’s... a horrible doctor.. even if fictitious.

    • @suelovescats
      @suelovescats 5 років тому +3

      Carlos Rosas but we love him ... it’s just tv ... enjoy ...😊

    • @car_lov3r
      @car_lov3r 5 років тому

      @@hiimbored7371 why did you click on his channel to see what he watches?

    • @sparkle9909
      @sparkle9909 5 років тому +2

      Emma Swan and the point of doctor Mikes show is to take a realistic look at TV medicine.

  • @catbunfish
    @catbunfish 5 років тому +195

    "House is a little extra."
    ....Yes. Yes he is. Which is one reason why we love him.

    • @fmkkshi
      @fmkkshi 5 років тому

      Yep, sometimes I think Mike just ignore the characters, House was built as a genius doctor who thinks and acts differently from every other doc... That`s why the character has a show, otherwise he would be a regular doctor.

  • @JustCallMeBo1
    @JustCallMeBo1 5 років тому +873

    *So I just have to catch you riding on a Citi Bike and yell video requests at you? Noted.* 🤣

    • @YoungTheFish
      @YoungTheFish 5 років тому +50

      "Doctor Mike, we want to see you pole dance!"

    • @Ben-cx5qp
      @Ben-cx5qp 5 років тому +18

      @@YoungTheFish "Do a live prank on one your patients!"
      DM: "Ok"

    • @mirunansjcr2866
      @mirunansjcr2866 5 років тому +1

      How do you type in Bold letters

    • @404kasha
      @404kasha 5 років тому +1

      *xD*

    • @mirunansjcr2866
      @mirunansjcr2866 5 років тому

      @@404kasha how did U do it bro

  • @xNaxdy
    @xNaxdy 3 роки тому +19

    3:30 the way you gotta imagine it is that house always jumps to crazy conclusions, but 95% of the time they don't pan out. those instances aren't shown in the show though because they're not interesting, so we as the viewer get led to believe that he has some sort of spidey sense.
    (of course he's a fictional character, so he could absolutely have spidey sense, but this way it could make sense in the real world)

  • @adeen5438
    @adeen5438 5 років тому +444

    Spiderman: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...
    Dr. Mike: CHEST COMPRESSIONS!! CHEST COMPRESSIONS!! CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!
    Just teasing Dr Mike, love you!

    • @davidnassif5114
      @davidnassif5114 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂LMAO

    • @Ashely56
      @Ashely56 5 років тому +3

      I really hope he see this. This is hilarious haa

    • @adeen5438
      @adeen5438 5 років тому +2

      @@Ashely56 Haha, thanks, I hope he sees it too. :)

  • @roberternest7289
    @roberternest7289 4 роки тому +240

    I love that "For you who skipped that class in med school, that [death] is untreatable"

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 2 роки тому +21

      I did not had my necromancy licence renewed for nothing.

  • @rebbengplays6714
    @rebbengplays6714 5 років тому +348

    Child: *Single episode of bloody diarrhea*
    House: ”BRING FORTH THE TUBE!”

    • @Ignasimp
      @Ignasimp 5 років тому

      That was one hell of a bloody diarrhea though. xD

  • @bramthebass2074
    @bramthebass2074 2 роки тому +10

    The way House's team works is that he chooses cases. Then has his team do all the procedures because he doesn't trust Nurses or other doctors outside of his team. Except for Wilson or Cuddy in cases of Cancer or special patients. Also Foreman is a Neurosurgeon, Chase is a IC specialist and surgeon. Cameron is an Immunologist. Later on in the show house's team changes and he also has a Plastic Surgeon, a Specialist in Radiology, specialist in sports medicine, and some interns. The Diagnostics department is funded by the hospital to treat the most special cases, that's why house is always going after zebras instead of horses. As he'd say: if it was easy, those other idiots could have diagnosed this patient.

  • @danielb9696
    @danielb9696 4 роки тому +386

    Kid (choking): can’t.... breathe
    Mom: *ITS OKAY IAN JUST BREATHE!*

  • @malcolm1732
    @malcolm1732 5 років тому +830

    House: "This kid's got a cough."
    Not House: "He's got a cold."
    House: "He doesn't have a runny nose, we need to perform a vasectomy."

    • @Mutable_PageOfCups
      @Mutable_PageOfCups 5 років тому

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, I like House (Show) for covering very rare conditions. But he does jump to conclusions.

    • @tusharshukla1990
      @tusharshukla1990 5 років тому +2

      Have you even seen house?
      In most of his clinic duties he just looks at patients and tell them to go home as they have simple cold (unless there is someone hot :P )

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 5 років тому

      Calls the kid a loser.

    • @pagansutton845
      @pagansutton845 3 роки тому

      😂😂🤣😂

  • @DaSpiff
    @DaSpiff 5 років тому +190

    watching Dr. Mike and Dr Chase have the same reaction to House's madness, simultaneously. very meta

  • @handmadedrawing1848
    @handmadedrawing1848 Рік тому +6

    Dr. About the disease progressing rapidly despite the definition,
    Erdheim-Chester disease (ECD) is a rare disease that can progress rapidly, especially if it involves the critical organs like the brain and the heart. However, the course of the disease can vary depending on several factors, including the extent of involvement, the rate of disease progression, and the patient's overall health.
    In some cases, ECD may progress slowly over several years, while in other cases, it may progress rapidly over a period of days or weeks. So, while rapid progression is possible with ECD, it is not always the case.
    And if someone what’s any clinical description about the disease itself subtly related to the case.
    Erdheim-Chester Disease (ECD) is a rare non-Langerhans cell histiocytosis, which means that it is a condition where certain types of immune cells, called histiocytes, become abnormal and accumulate in various organs of the body. The exact cause of ECD is not fully understood, but it is believed to be related to genetic mutations that lead to the abnormal growth and accumulation of histiocytes.
    The exact cause is unknown, but it is believed to be caused by genetic mutations that affect the development and differentiation of histiocytes. Some studies have linked ECD to mutations in the BRAF and MAP2K1 genes, which play a role in cell growth and division. However, not all cases of ECD have been found to have these specific mutations.
    ECD can affect multiple organs of the body, including bones, skin, lungs, kidneys, and brain.
    The symptoms of ECD can vary depending on the organs and tissues affected, but they commonly include bone pain, fatigue, weight loss, and neurological symptoms such as ataxia (lack of coordination), nystagmus (involuntary eye movement), and abnormal proprioception (loss of awareness of body position). Other symptoms may include skin rash, diabetes insipidus, and kidney dysfunction.
    The rapid progression of ECD is not common, but it can occur, its not unexpected. The disease can progress rapidly if there is a sudden and significant increase in the number of abnormal histiocytes in the body, leading to organ damage and failure.
    This can happen due to various reasons, such as an infection, inflammation, or an underlying condition that triggers the abnormal histiocyte growth. In Austen's case, the presence of a small mass at the base of the brain suggests that the disease might have started in the brain and then spread to other organs, leading to the rapid progression of the disease and also it was present at the heart which is also another critical organ leading to the rapid progression.
    The infiltrative nature of ECD histiocytes can cause significant tissue damage and dysfunction, leading to rapid deterioration of organ function. In addition, ECD can lead to the formation of fibrous tissue, which can further damage affected organs and tissues.
    The diagnosis of ECD is often challenging as the disease can mimic other conditions, and the symptoms can vary widely. ECD is a rare disease that affects the body's ability to produce and use certain types of white blood cells called histiocytes. Histiocytes are an important part of the immune system and help protect the body from infections and other harmful substances.
    In ECD, there is an abnormal overgrowth and accumulation of histiocytes in various tissues and organs throughout the body, including the bone marrow, lungs, heart, brain, and kidneys. This overgrowth and accumulation can cause tissue damage and dysfunction, leading to a range of symptoms and complications.
    One of the most common symptoms of ECD is bone pain, which can occur due to the infiltration of histiocytes into the bone marrow. Other symptoms can include fatigue, weight loss, fever, night sweats, and gastrointestinal problems.That was why Chase misdiagnosed it as a gastrointestinal problem.
    The diagnosis is usually based on a combination of clinical findings, imaging studies, and histological analysis of tissue samples. In Austen's case, the diagnosis of ECD was confirmed by the presence of CD68 positive cells in the biopsy sample of the heart, which is a marker of abnormal histiocytes.
    Treatment for ECD depends on the extent and severity of the disease and the organs involved. In some cases, no treatment may be required, while in others, aggressive treatment such as chemotherapy, immunotherapy, or radiation therapy may be necessary. Unfortunately, the prognosis for ECD is generally poor, and the disease can be fatal, as seen in the case of the 73-year-old woman mentioned by House. Early diagnosis and prompt treatment are essential in improving the outcome for patients with ECD.
    If you ask about how exactly the histiocytes cause damage tô the organs,
    Histiocytes are a type of immune cells that are responsible for phagocytosing and eliminating foreign substances and pathogens in the body. In addition to their role in immune defense, histiocytes are also involved in tissue homeostasis, inflammation, and wound healing.
    In Erdheim-Chester disease, histiocytes become overactive and begin to accumulate in different organs and tissues throughout the body. The excessive histiocyte accumulation causes damage to the affected organs by disrupting their normal structure and function.
    The exact mechanism of how histiocytes cause damage in ECD is not fully understood, but it is thought to involve several different pathways. One proposed mechanism is that the accumulation of histiocytes leads to the formation of nodules or masses, which can compress and damage surrounding tissues. Additionally, histiocytes can release pro-inflammatory cytokines and other signaling molecules, which can cause inflammation and tissue damage.
    In terms of the symptoms of ECD, ataxia (impaired coordination) is thought to occur due to the involvement of histiocytes in the brain and nervous system. It is believed that the accumulation of histiocytes in the cerebellum, a part of the brain responsible for motor coordination, disrupts the normal functioning of this region, leading to ataxia. The exact mechanism by which histiocytes cause neurological symptoms in ECD is not fully understood, but it is thought to involve inflammation and disruption of the normal cellular signaling pathways in the brain.
    Edit; the boy’s name is Ian, i have mentioned it as Austen, i heard it somewhere in the episode. But whatever.

  • @hadiyaferguson1383
    @hadiyaferguson1383 5 років тому +716

    Every time someone goes into code blue on a show. I start screaming “ chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions” 😂

    • @chelsiaroberto971
      @chelsiaroberto971 5 років тому +1

      hell yeah kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @thegoodonesaretakenlol1685
      @thegoodonesaretakenlol1685 5 років тому +3

      Ya know some kid in gym just fell to the floor cuz he was just bein funny and pretended to have a seizure (like the boy he is) so i said “CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS “ 😂

    • @yurisucupira
      @yurisucupira 4 роки тому +1

      @@chelsiaroberto971 kkkkkk is Portuguese. 🤔

    • @KATLANA1
      @KATLANA1 4 роки тому +1

      If witness someone going into V-fib/pulseless V-tach on the monitor, you shock them immediately, then begin compressions. Simple ACLS.

  • @arleneazurin
    @arleneazurin 5 років тому +1136

    How to make a show medically accurate
    ChEsT cOmPrEsSiOnS
    ChEsT cOmPrEsSiOnS
    ChEsT cOmPrEsSiOnS

  • @switchoften4075
    @switchoften4075 5 років тому +472

    Doctor mike: *screams* HOUSE!
    Me: Wilson is that you?

    • @tommyguns9669
      @tommyguns9669 5 років тому +1

      Switch Often 😂😭😂😭😂 this made me laugh uncontrollably

  • @ryancornwell8563
    @ryancornwell8563 Рік тому +8

    The three doctors under House are specialized doctors that have worked for many years before taking positions under him. One specialized in neurology, one in immunology and one in cardiology and surgery.

  • @reactionsasha6651
    @reactionsasha6651 5 років тому +245

    Me: burps
    House: Remove all her organs for biopsy.

  • @dylanhawkins385
    @dylanhawkins385 5 років тому +1422

    House: *Shocks Kid*
    Dr. Mike: chest compressions
    House: *Shocks Kid*
    Dr. Mike: CHEST Compressions
    House: *Shocks Kid*
    Dr. Mike: SOMEBODY DO SOME CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!!!

    • @Ignasimp
      @Ignasimp 5 років тому +50

      Dr. Mike was already doing the chest compressions, that's why the kid is fine. House knew Dr. Mike would do it.

    • @SkollIki
      @SkollIki 5 років тому +11

      xD stress level 100%

    • @glitterrave453
      @glitterrave453 5 років тому +3

      In one house episode house wouldent put the patient on bypass and they were doing chest compressions for 3 hours and when cuddy found out she was PISSED

  • @girlenchanted
    @girlenchanted 5 років тому +277

    *Dr. Mike ranting about House for 12 minutes straight* 😂

    • @XSilver_WaterX
      @XSilver_WaterX 5 років тому +1

      To be fair, it is the worst of the worst.

    • @brucew565
      @brucew565 5 років тому +1

      @@XSilver_WaterX Care to explain why?

  • @Vickylellis
    @Vickylellis 3 місяці тому +2

    I mean house is supposed to be a spin on Sherlock Holmes so the know it all thingy and knowing deep web lore is bc he's Sherlock

  • @bluh2314
    @bluh2314 5 років тому +661

    Mike is about to sneak into these people house and tattoo the words “chest compressions” across their forehead

    • @jennygerstl8313
      @jennygerstl8313 5 років тому +10

      Blu Girl it’s 1am and im in bed cackling thanks to your comment :’)

    • @bluh2314
      @bluh2314 5 років тому +2

      Jenny Gerstl yay! Glad to be of service

    • @BatyBug
      @BatyBug 5 років тому +7

      Well...on their chests would be better, lol.

    • @bluh2314
      @bluh2314 5 років тому +1

      Toad Day Get Toad true true

  • @shai.loves.tacos.
    @shai.loves.tacos. 5 років тому +183

    “WHY AM I GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT THIS, ITS JUST A SHOW”
    - literally anyone who watches television 😂

    • @Star1412s
      @Star1412s 4 роки тому +1

      "If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself it's just a show, we should really just relax"

  • @AliAbrahem
    @AliAbrahem 5 років тому +270

    Dr. Mike is gonna have like 50 people chasing him down while he’s biking yelling random video requests😂🤣

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 3 роки тому +20

    I like how Dr Mike goes crazy when people aren't doing chest compressions.

  • @vaneessadiamond6557
    @vaneessadiamond6557 5 років тому +765

    A huge thank you to the OG who shouted at Dr. Mike 🙏🙏☺

    • @nawaki4586
      @nawaki4586 5 років тому +28

      The real MVP.

    • @Lily-VaDonPlergh
      @Lily-VaDonPlergh 5 років тому

      Who?

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 років тому

      English is not my first language. Could you please tell me what OG and MVP stand for ?

    • @Lily-VaDonPlergh
      @Lily-VaDonPlergh 5 років тому

      @@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia OG = Original Gangster MVP = most valuable player

    • @vaneessadiamond6557
      @vaneessadiamond6557 5 років тому

      @@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia OG = original gangster
      MVP = most valuable player
      I hope this helps ☺

  • @patriciatwain3508
    @patriciatwain3508 5 років тому +552

    Dr. Mike coughed
    Dr House: he’s must have Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis

    • @ai9862
      @ai9862 5 років тому +5

      Patricia Twain idiopathic means without a known cause. What you meant is without a known cause. Learned this from the show, maybe you should actually watch it.

    • @valentinacorrea5032
      @valentinacorrea5032 5 років тому +21

      @@ai9862 _cough_ *joke* _cough_

    • @ai9862
      @ai9862 5 років тому +3

      ​@@valentinacorrea5032 No shit. Just because its joke doesn't mean i cant criticized the execution. He attempted to criticized the show, i did the same to his joke. lol

    • @scottlarson1548
      @scottlarson1548 5 років тому +16

      Don't jump to conclusions! We won't know until we take a lung biopsy.

    • @HomicidalTh0r
      @HomicidalTh0r 5 років тому +5

      You're taking a sledge hammer to a two inch nail. Maybe, don't launch the nukes over a simantic error, yea?

  • @caspeeing9237
    @caspeeing9237 5 років тому +696

    No one:
    Not one soul:
    Dr. Mike: cHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 років тому

      My BoNeS!

    • @Ghostluck
      @Ghostluck 5 років тому +1

      I HAAAAAAATE this meme. It should look like this.
      Everyone:
      Every single soul:
      Dr. Mike: cHEST COMPRESSIONS

    • @caspeeing9237
      @caspeeing9237 5 років тому

      @@Ghostluck that takes away the point of the whole meme lol, nah fam

    • @katiekuchen9694
      @katiekuchen9694 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine being the person who shouted out to your fav content creator...and they deliver!

  • @whatdadogdoin_
    @whatdadogdoin_ 5 років тому +352

    Oh it's really entertaining seeing him get triggered by the show he watches thank you for making me smile 😂

  • @flum6178
    @flum6178 5 років тому +516

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Doctor Mike: CHEST COMPRESSION!

    • @arttuleija7867
      @arttuleija7867 5 років тому +1

      Flum absolutely not literally

    • @flum6178
      @flum6178 5 років тому

      @@arttuleija7867 it's my own added twist

    • @enceladusian3
      @enceladusian3 5 років тому

      Technically, it should be "everyone" and "literally everyone", not "no one" and "literally no one". If you think about it, if no one is saying nothing, that means everyone is saying something, which is opposite to what the joke is attempting to portray. Just my two cents' worth!

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 5 років тому

      @@enceladusian3 That's just being pedantic. It's pretty clear what's being said by the emptiness after the colon

    • @enceladusian3
      @enceladusian3 5 років тому

      @@theguywhoisaustralian1465 Yeah, I know. I didn't really mean anything by it. It was just meant to be a talking point.

  • @nerdy_swiftie8214
    @nerdy_swiftie8214 5 років тому +206

    If Dr. Mike wrote a medical show.....
    Episode 1: CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    to the
    Last Episode: CHEST COMPRESSIONS.....

  • @mariondiabolito4054
    @mariondiabolito4054 2 роки тому +12

    Erdheim-Chester is normally found in *adults* so the show should have registered House as a psychic openly in the first season. It's like the difference between the actual Dr Bell that inspired Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes, but with more Miss Cleo.

  • @Littlewings1211
    @Littlewings1211 4 роки тому +369

    Kid: "I can't breathe!"
    Dr Mike: "Uh-oh!"
    That's the medical response you want to make you feel reassured 😂😂😂

  • @babywuggz6954
    @babywuggz6954 5 років тому +246

    Dr.Mike: make sure you cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough
    Also Dr.Mike: coughs in the air

    • @anilkumarsreesafety
      @anilkumarsreesafety 5 років тому +11

      Baby Wuggz As they say, “Doctors make the worst patients”

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 5 років тому +1

      Well, he is at home, alone. Who would he share his germs with ?
      I do the same when I'm home on my own...

  • @splattercombo
    @splattercombo 5 років тому +727

    "the kid can't take any more procedures"
    "i'm gonna biopsy his heart"

    • @Irunwithscissors63
      @Irunwithscissors63 5 років тому +21

      splattercombo he actually said ‘kid can’t take any more theories’.

  • @roypowell6681
    @roypowell6681 3 роки тому +4

    I'm obsessed with Dr. Mike's House MD videos. Entertaining and educational at the same time 🤯