The Golden Age of Tech Phase II
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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LYRICS:
If magic is all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen
Music is all magic
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's just there in the air
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Pure motherfucking magic
Right?
This shit'll blow your fucking mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your door
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness them without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)
Are you a firm believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a firm believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a firm believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a firm believer in miracles
Do you have time for the miracles
Do you notice and recognize miracles
So many miracles, the magic miracles
If I wanted to make a spoof of this video, it would be this video.
this vid was personaly approved by COB you clown
This was my thoughts exactly 😂😂
Loving the Mario Kart sounding music
Loving wasn't the word I was reaching for.
"It's like getting in a speedboat and the horizon is eternity" - i.e. you never get there.
tim and eric at it again!!
I wonder how bad the 'Dark Age of Tech' was?
Like this but not as many postulates.
I still can't figure out if this is a spoof vid or not. Either way, it's fucking hilarious
It's real.
"It's like getting on a speedboat, and the horizon is eternity."
If the horizon is eternity, then that speedboat ride will become an endless mundane trip you'll be begging to get off.
@@dcxxxx You have mastered the tech. Congratulations.
@@aarondavis8943 I'm excited....I guess?
hey man, mind if i bum a postulate? i been at the bottom of the tone scale since 2016 man, i'm talkin balls-deep in the MEST. i'm so fucked up
The sense of superiority runs strong in these ones
'Self parody' must be an OT ability.
GAT Phase II is in the Church's own words "the full audio restoration of all 3,000 LRH lectures"...so its nothing more than "restored" versions of lectures church members bought on course already....just NOW they can buy them again....
Sounds about right from my research
SP
Everyone in this video crushed and did lines of Adderall before the interviews.
dang girl your new postulates are looking limitless...
10/10 would rebuy all the materials again.
what in the everloving fuck did i just watch
The glazed cult eyes really make it.
I can almost smell Ron's ink
the muzak!!!!
David Miscavige and the mirth makers
I feel like I’m watching an infomercial for a food dehydrator.
I watched the entire video, and I still have no idea what the hell it’s about.
hmmm reminds me of when i first started doing speed
seriously check the juice + cookies they serve at whatever meetings this video is about and i bet it's all laced with amphetamine, would explain a lot
Do not laugh -these are superior beings.
In their heads.
This is some seriously Poe's law stuff, holy shit. Does anybody know if this was meant for distribution outside the organisation?
The best music! I hope when my tethan detach from my body that it gets to a discotheque playing this and my tethan will dance for trillions of years.
Lmao I want to quote every one of these people. This is gold....GOLDEN AGE OF TECH PHASE 2!
I backed out of my head and did a mess too, but in a totally different way.
The winning doesn't stop.....lol
Good, I'm convinced
Aren’t they supposed to be wearing black turtlenecks when they do these?
Put all these people in charge of the universe...what...no...why not...where are they...what are they doing...
Bring all of us into the ultimate truth...come on...were waiting...
If you don't love this video you are very low toned.
It boggles the mind that anyone would watch that and go "Ah yes, that looks sane, makes sense, sounds interesting. Sign me up!"
6:38 Top 10 Anime Villains
No mention of God
LRH was a fan of Aleister Crowley should tell you all you need to know.
does anyone else notice that all these people in the video have a similar look? are they all related?
I’m imagining David Miscavige standing in the background with a bat in his hand telling these people to act excited or else there will be consequences 😂
Spidey senses wtf
These descriptive-looking people keep saying various things, but i have no idea what they are talking about
People are gullible as hell, 😂!
Student HAT? There are HATS? Rethinking my devotion to TIM and ERIC’s ZONE SYSTEM. I like a nice hat...
Hat just means "role" or "job".
@@acex222 Damn, I was with George, wanting a nice hat!
@@acex222 no chapeau? Screw it then, I’m gonna stay opaque.
They must have few members, because I keep seeing the same people show up in different videos/promos.
This would be great to watch high
+exactspace It's pretty good just plain old drunk.
Do you know that episode of South Park where Cartman blows his funny fuse and can't laugh anymore.... Well that happens cos its just too much
Pretty stoned right now, they don't seem any less crazy.
The people in this video look high as f***
Can anyone find the All Effort Is Gone guy that looks like John Waters if he was a moist vampire?
...the orgs are empty...
For all of these claims it sure is funny how you immediately run away from what you call “SPs” as soon as they approach you on a public street to challenge the nonsense. Wouldn’t you be able to use your magical cognitive powers to confidently face them? Oh…
the worlds most dangerous Cult
I wonder if they are actors or actual Scientologists. This shit fascinates me.
I think they are all actual scientologists. I'd guess most of them are Sea Org members. The woman at 03:00 is the cult's spokeshole in the Netherlands
Lol Gerbrig Deinum at 03:00 One of the few (200 or so, maybe less) Dutch Scientologists.
As a British person, I cringe every time I hear a British accent in these videos. Ffs.
same but I can literally smell Ron's ink
Pure comedy, if it wasn't so sad you would have to roar with laughter. good people are being robbed of their lives and their money, so sad. DM is a bad guy and the biggest SP within Scientology itself😢
Anybody seen her postulates?
BILLY MAYS HERE!!!
get the knowledge to have the supernatural space knowledge, you can even smell the knowledge, you fly without socks in our space background because superpowers, you can see more than any fly or insect, you can cross the mt everest everyday, we are not a scam i promise!
notice how they all kinda look like they are related.?
I LOVE THIS WOMAN OPRAH
Sounds great only cost 10,000 every level
Send them all to NASA. A few clay demos and the Mars lander will be reality! Just imagine what a qualified word clearer could do for the space program.
What the fuck were they on
Baha Priss Dimmie
Dunning -Kruger.
Suck it weirdo
5:15
Bro when he said "emgrans" I coulda sworn I hear "immigrants"
69th comment
I wonder if they got tired of all that winning too?
Anyone need a Ginsu knife? 😂
SO MANY DEAD EYES
Dead eyes? Those are the most alive people I have ever seen.
Tim and Vic sent me
I can almost smell Ron's farts
Interesting they recruit a lot of foreigners
yes.
This is where Devon Green found it!!
As goofy-ass as this is, I figured it has to be something made by Scientology, and not a spoof by Tim and Eric or anyone else....but then... 6:38
"you get the PC so winning!"
Mad as bats
Am I brainwashed yet?
Hmmm, wasn't Pokemon GO released roughly around the same time? I'm starting to understand all of this now...
Comic gold 😂
Baha Prisdimi
When people are in Qual and are asked to write a success story, if you say no, you wind up in a big ethics cycle to figure out what went wrong BECAUSE if you reach the end phenomenon then of course you would want to write a success story. So what happens is you make up a bunch of uplifting-sounding non-sense and then get to go on, that's what's in the video, people's ridiculous success stories they have to author or they have to be indoctrinated all over again.................
Such bullshit. I remember seeing Ericka Christensen in one of these videos
better than Meth.
Compare this to Tim and Eric Zone Theory: ua-cam.com/video/ClvX7ED8UUI/v-deo.html
No student hat!?!?!? Boooo!
Not one normal looking man or woman
Hope you can £$€ afford this *cough* 'religion' £$€
ex-strippers?
LRH was a fan of Aleister Crowley should tell you all you need to know.
🧐wtf
Scientology is so cool.
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