So, of course, I replied to your post just so I could copy and paste the first half of it and hear "whateva" in audio preview. Thank you for opening my eyes...
Born and raised in the K.C. Metro. Lived in Scotland for three years while getting my Master's Degree in Archaeology. While there, I married a Scotsman. We could have chosen ANYWHERE in the world to live. We chose K.C. I also studied on the Left Coast... HATED it!!! Why am I mentioning all this? Because Daniel Tosh is a fucking comic genius. It's a JOKE people! A great routine. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world, but I still laughed my ass off listening to this... and I'm from
OMG I was just told to watch some guy named Daniel Tosh and I did and glad I did cuz he's funny as heck!!! :) LOL LOL LOL I live in Chicago. Gonna go FABREEZE some homeless people.
"I have a charity. its called Febreezing the homeless.. Its not what you think, what i do i, i go around and Febreeze the homeless people.. Oh its that what you thought it was? Okay" LMFAO
idk if anyone else agrees with me on this but i think of him as a young version of george carlin, with enough insult and insight to start people thinking and enough humor to make anyone laugh
I just wanted to say that its unbeliable hard to get a crowd into it. Ive never did stand up but my friend did in seattle and we would talk among our group and crack jokes and he talk about it and in his stand up for the one i went to. He couldnt get anyone in the bar behind him. I mean i was nervous for him. The people you named have great timing. Anyone can be funny at times but its different whe you have to be funny now and say jokes that actually interest a group.
@firedragoncow1234 Okay, so here's how it works :). A comedian writes an act; They then take that act to various clubs, more or less repeating the same or similar material night after night during that tour. If they are lucky, they get one performance from that tour put on DVD. This video here is from some comedy club that recorded him doing his bit. It doesn't occur in both specials. Yes, it occurs in one of them. If you actually knew how to read, youd have noticed that I made that distinction.
thank God someone who knows their stuff...jonathan and daniel are two of the best for sure...throw in some demitri martin, mitch hedberg, and ted alexandro and u cant be stopped
I will live in my straw hut in the midwest and I will like it. Haha, but really, I love the midwest life better. It's much more relaxed, spread out and less expensive. Cali's too crazy and I love the weather here. Hot all year would suck.
I love how when he retells his jokes he always puts a new spin on it. A simply difference in attitude and tone of voice can make gold out of lead :)
(Sniffing) "Is that lavender? Get over here." Daniel Tosh is one the best.
Too funny.
I Just moved from LA to KC within the week. I wanted to be cheered up so I youtube tosh and click on the first video and this is the one I pick. FML.
I live in the Midwest an I friggin loved this!
"Ohh its so expensive!" " Yeah i know.. GOOD"
I love this. "Is that lavender? Get over here".
lol! can't wait to see Tosh's Comedy Central show this summer!! xD
I wish I was in your time.
hes the best comedian ever watch his special daniel tosh completely serious its sooo funny.
So, of course, I replied to your post just so I could copy and paste the first half of it and hear "whateva" in audio preview. Thank you for opening my eyes...
Daniel Tish is the BEST guy that you have ever had. You should be pushing this like crazy.
Yeah, more Tish!!!
I live in a small town in Kansas....... And I still found this funny....
I'm from Kansas City. He pretty much nailed it..
Born and raised in the K.C. Metro. Lived in Scotland for three years while getting my Master's Degree in Archaeology. While there, I married a Scotsman. We could have chosen ANYWHERE in the world to live. We chose K.C. I also studied on the Left Coast... HATED it!!!
Why am I mentioning all this? Because Daniel Tosh is a fucking comic genius. It's a JOKE people! A great routine. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the world, but I still laughed my ass off listening to this... and I'm from
283 people live in the middle of country. Literally, that's how many people live there.
"The side of the shit that doesn't have corn in it" LMAO priceless!!!
I'm going to Kansas City for three days next weekend hahaha.
EXACTLY. extremely well said!
I love this guy!
its so cute how he looks down for most of it
you gotta love tosh
OMG I was just told to watch some guy named Daniel Tosh and I did and glad I did cuz he's funny as heck!!! :) LOL LOL LOL
I live in Chicago. Gonna go FABREEZE some homeless people.
Why do people hate on Daniel Tosh, ? He's funny !
I just woke my wife up laughing at this- ooops... lol!
From KC, and this shit is GOLD. 😂😂
hahah is that lavender? get over here hilarious!!
I LOVE THAT "been had money" lolololol
"Is that lavender? Get over here!"
This guy has never been to Kansas City. I'm from the east coast and I love it here in KCMO.
ahhh, now i get it, thanx
the best line "the side of the shit that doesn't have corn in it"
Lmao I'm from Kansas and I'm going to Kansas City for the weekend (to watch the Royal's/Yankees game).
"Pretty sure you have to turn the other cheek!" lololol!!!!!!!!!
ha i am from south dakota and thats hilarious that he said all of that haha
i love daniel :D
he came to columbus ohio and he tore us apart haha it was amazing
lmao "is that lavender? get over here.." LMAOO
lolz. I live in Missuori....we have corn....and meth.....but I still love Daniel Tosh!
That's why it's glorious.
Not his best performance but he's always been one of my favorites.
i am in love with him.
haha omg i love this guy
omg hes drinking that water that has mint in it!! its soo good i love that stuff
i love his comedy central special
you go camaross. i agree.
this comic is fantastic.
and people. lighten up. it's funny. dont take yourself so seriously. God wants us to laughhhhh :]
It's the side of the shit without the corn in it LMAO!!
amazing
his timing is fucking epic. you can't learn that, you gotta be born with that shit.
"I have a charity. its called Febreezing the homeless.. Its not what you think, what i do i, i go around and Febreeze the homeless people.. Oh its that what you thought it was? Okay" LMFAO
Tosh rules!
he just cracked on my city and I still laughed lmfao
I moved to KC a year ago....but I'm probably going to Florida in two more years...haha.
Wow, that was a very witty comment about John 3:16. I like that.
haha sense of humor people, gosh. he's hilarious.
idk if anyone else agrees with me on this but i think of him as a young version of george carlin, with enough insult and insight to start people thinking and enough humor to make anyone laugh
maybe that's what the people on the coast sound like when they laugh lulz.
I love the midwest and will never leave, but I could see how someone who has grownup next to an ocean their entire lives could think this.
Febreze is a spray used as a fabric and/or air freshner.
@PS3ukichi I'm pretty sure it's "School" and "Everyone"
Dude is funny!
HAHA i love him
lmfao!! ''is that lavander? get over here''
lmao "Its not what your thinking, i go around fabreezing homeless people. o, is that what you were thinking?"
My cheeks hurt from laughing
@pehlej very funny, good luck
Lmao.. thats awesome =] ..
thank god he has his own show
@LostAeronaut hahahaa your really funny, tell me what country :)
Living in the midwest:) Missouri! WE GOT THE MIDDLE, SO Y'ALL CAN HAVE THE HURRICANES.
@Tre00005
MetroMint It's really good flavored water. They have spearmint, orange, lemon, chocolate mint, etc.
haha he is so funny :D
"OH MAN A COMEDIAN MADE FUN OF MY HOME STATE NOW I GOTTA DEFEND ITS HONOR ON THE INTERNET."
hello from ireland! where can i watch some of ur new material??
HAHAHA THE DOUCHE WHO LAUGHS AT 1:05. I laughed at that
Holy shit, the John 3:16 joke, I'm still laughing.
@Sweetntart22 "everywhre has an apple store"? I sounded stupid? lol
There are only 229 Apple stores in 41 states. Thats not "everywhere".
@air23attla
Have you been to a recent show or just watched on youtube?
I just wanted to say that its unbeliable hard to get a crowd into it. Ive never did stand up but my friend did in seattle and we would talk among our group and crack jokes and he talk about it and in his stand up for the one i went to. He couldnt get anyone in the bar behind him. I mean i was nervous for him. The people you named have great timing. Anyone can be funny at times but its different whe you have to be funny now and say jokes that actually interest a group.
i laugh hard at 1:08 cuz i realise i done watch half of video haha
@bigge525 y are you talking about dane cook on a daniel tosh video
@firedragoncow1234 Okay, so here's how it works :). A comedian writes an act; They then take that act to various clubs, more or less repeating the same or similar material night after night during that tour. If they are lucky, they get one performance from that tour put on DVD. This video here is from some comedy club that recorded him doing his bit. It doesn't occur in both specials. Yes, it occurs in one of them. If you actually knew how to read, youd have noticed that I made that distinction.
yes i suppose when my mom makes shephards pie or we have sweet corn for dinner. yumm!
Daniel Tosh is a funny guy, this is the original Dane Cook
thank God someone who knows their stuff...jonathan and daniel are two of the best for sure...throw in some demitri martin, mitch hedberg, and ted alexandro and u cant be stopped
LOL for the fake laugh at 1:05
haha luv kansas city but hey haha it was funny! xP
I'll take "Last Place I wanna be awake for 3 days" Alex
hahahaa i love him :D
Nice.
"They do meth in Kansas City"
I KNOW THEY DO!
best part, lol
@bigge525 His presentation is really good, that's why poeple like him so much. He is so energetic.
Did you hear that guy's laugh at 1:05? Priceless
I will live in my straw hut in the midwest and I will like it. Haha, but really, I love the midwest life better. It's much more relaxed, spread out and less expensive. Cali's too crazy and I love the weather here. Hot all year would suck.
1:04 souns so sarcastic lmfao
@platolol what, are you trying to say dane cooks jokes are cold,
or mean?
Holy moly
@88joemomma
yeah i know, but using the exact same words ?
in germany they always have new ones XD
i'm a christian, but the john 3:16 joke was hilarious!
NO!!! I'm not deaf. And in this moment in time or at least in the last couple years Dane Has been the KING of comedy. On Stage and In Movies.
@moonshine100 at the beginning? after he says they do meth in kansas city? It sounded like she said "I know they do!"
he is sooooo cute!! n.n