MC Hammersmith - I've Definitely Got A Gun

MC Hammersmith - I've Definitely Got A Gun
Beat: Bang Bang by Dr Dre
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MC Hammersmith is a multi-award winning hip hop comedian. He performs improvised and scripted hip hop comedy, and is the world's leading freestyle rapper to ever emerge from the ghetto of middle class west London.
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[@David-ds4mt]

‘Yeah in packing a semi like I’m lightly aroused’
Fuckin hell mate lmao

[@Hyper-Space-Gaming]

Is mildly aroused, not lightly aroused

[@theambivalentps2bloke60]

"Guns don't kill people... MC Hammersmith does"

[@Government-Psyop]

"My gun will clap on the street like it's thanking the NHS" that beat is pure fire

[@matthewmontgomery6885]

"I pull the trigger so fast, it's kind of incredible. I discharge immediately, but this time its intentional" and "I pull the trigger quickly and with sweet abandon, it's like I'm angry at a choc ice the way I squeeze the magnum" are 2 of the greatest lines ever to be in a rap song

[@henryburton6529]

"This thick 45 is nasty: Katie Hopkins" was my favourite line

[@grasicais8214]

“please be intimidated if you want” before it even started i was already struggling to breathe

[@jordanbrown8920]

I'll definitely be singing this next time I'm at the airport.

[@shloman_j3582]

i definitely won’t call the cops

[@greason]

"it's like I'm visiting your house the way I'm popping around" fits the brief so perfectly

[@TailsR1984]

Reported to Met Police for owning an illegal firearm.

[@ate1o]

To be fair, he never said he didn't have a license

[@TailsR1984]

@@ate1o Indeed you are correct but here in the UK we ignore facts & just jump straight to conclusions/get offended. It's just how it is these days... 😅

[@steeleydan]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@weemanweemanweeman]

bro dont hurt me i will never step in Hammersmith

[@jally8638]

The magnum line holy shit my sides

[@Jackinfinite]

From “posh west London”

[@dylanrodrigues]

This is a certified hood classic

[@a1white]

Stocked with magazines like WHSmiths. Genius! 😂

[@nationaltrevor255]

"Please be intimidated.. If you want."
Superb.

[@yb3604]

bro you definitely wrote some killer bars there
EVERY
FUCKING
BAR
SMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@yb3604]

nah but for real, great job
I'd quote several lines but Im tired so off the top of my head the recyclin been one was CRAZY
you're talented and funny as hell and you got yourself a new subscriber

[@Lukemooredrums]

predominately i am a harry mack type of guy but honestly.. you are fantastic dude. Perfect blend of humour and flow. I would wish you all the best, but frankly ..genuine talent doesn't need it.

[@shaedoran]

This is phenomenal. I’m definitely scared of the gun.

[@jennirobinson6898]

Shivers thoroughly timbered

[@parthiaball]

Man, this dude's lyrics are always on fire! 🔥🔥🔥

[@_Woo]

I'm definitely convinced.

[@carlholden7709]

M8 that well funny 😂😂😂 pure gold brilliant man ...eminem has defo got to see this 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

[@IHamDogg]

This is Gangster Professor elemental and you cant convince me otherwise, IM IN

[@DTA180]

This is quality!!! Absolute fukin GOLD 😂😂😂

[@NotoriousBOB]

Please do a competitive eating rap. Beard Meats Food is huge in UK

[@nicolovalsasina2136]

How have you not gone viral yet??? This is pure fire.

[@Watching2909]

Watch it in 2x and it’s actually fire!

[@daulitymusic3366]

You really like that grey jumper

[@FreshCoatKustoms]

This sounds like the British answer to Jon Lajoie's "I kill People". 😂

[@casperwilhelm9652]

Spotiffyyyy

[@casperwilhelm9652]

U should add it to spotify

[@djhomiedaklown]

Brilliantly executed

[@tonygarratt5832]

Like Lee Harvey Oswald, shot so straight you'd think he's practiced in the Cotswolds.

[@gtk5gtk]

incredible. a modern masterpiece

[@fujster]

my dad's got that jumper. has had it for 30 years

[@robnee3313]

Why has it taken so long for me to find this?! Thanks.

[@robertward7382]

Better than Louis Theroux's attempt to be fair.

[@CrabmanGaming]

I'm 6 feet 2 in a compact, no slack, but luckily the seats go back 🤣🤣🤣🦀

[@unnamedracer9757]

He’s definitely got a gun
Maybe a Nerf gun, but a gun 😂

[@Pizzasupreme369]

Oh guy you're freakn hilarious!!! I love you ❤

[@fleetingselfconfidence612]

i love this mans writing style
i dont care that he finishes every other line to something related to Britain ITS HILARIOUS

[@reillydon8331]

Always with the bars🔥

[@michaelh5469]

He did very well to keep the gun concealed.

[@gamingwithgeko7377]

You're dope

[@cinderefell1399]

Respect given.

[@henryburton6529]

The Katie Hopkins bar was sick

[@Insightmovieflix]

Guys, i think he actually has a gun.

[@OriginalEvaGreen]

Well I'm completely convinced 👍👍

[@Rikarwb]

This was amazing ! But you were alone in the clip, where is your crew at ? You should rap about your gang next ( that is definitely real ) :D

[@grookeymon]

How does this guy only have 30k

[@philoffhistree6700]

katie isn't nasty she just has no filter and says it how it is

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

Living out in the countryside really makes one fear guns a lot less. To quote a hot fuzz, everyone and their mum's packing round here.
Literally, my GF's mum has a shotgun. Kinda hard to be scared of a sweet, posh old lady with a dodgy hip.

[@whiteshrek2283]

here at 18k views🔥🔥🔥

[@neargaming2057]

I think you forgot you're in the UK mate. Come to Texas.

[@Bill.I.amEyelash]

This sounds exactly like how I feel with my gun, even though I'm American. There's no way this man doesn't have a gun. I wouldn't pull his card if I was y'all. Might if I'm me, though, since I also totally got guns, dude.

[@clovisthomas2678]

This guy is official 😂😂😂best of luck to you

[@thomasyoung7175]

Class m8

[@lolllbert9661]

im convinced now

[@mickeyhood6641]

This guys a genius

[@bigFatMush]

My favourite song

[@strive4impact]

"Its not for everyone" 😅😅😅

[@opesam]

Word... ✌

[@Szulcie]

GOAT

[@iggidec3300]

😂😂 so scary, man, stop it😂

[@bennewton]

respect

[@barrieellis2121]

These are brilliant.

[@jayuk8]

Bro u crack me up 😂

[@zackhario1886]

I'm intimidated. By choice.

[@hedgatron0channel]

“It’s like I’m angry at a Choc Ice the way I squeeze the Magnum” 😟 :0
Mate.. the way I lost my mind after I heard that. XD

[@Ballz-music]

🔥

[@nate-97]

outstanding

[@wrongrabbit]

This guy definitely has a gun
He most certainly has a gun
Being stuck in the crossfire
Absolutely won't be fun
I fear for my life, there's danger all around.
Here, please take my wife, instead of filling me with rounds.

[@elaghmore]

Guns Don't Kill People .. Rappers Do!

[@Jor0716]

Hilarious

[@AlisonBryen]

The M&S houmous range is top notch though...

[@guillaumed.5452]

That’s just so great !

[@MarrsAttax]

1) Make statement
2) Use simile
3) Repeat

[@shashankshekhar5568]

i am not threatened...ive got armour 😎

[@samurai1833]

I cannot wait for the Khalid remix!!

[@mokiflip9400]

Pure fire

[@ticbox4326]

Amazing!

[@suitepawsdurham]

Subscribed because of Reddit and you are so awesome.

[@JoeDouglas]

The puns in this are next level!

[@SRHv2]

i'm feeling tommyinnit vlog gun vibes from this

[@spabbit]

Epic :)

[@liljekvisten]

this is like brittish jon lajoie

[@christophermc2]

English Jon Lajoie 😂😂

[@Tonedefdom]

Katie hopkins 😂

[@altariamotives16]

i think he has a gun guys

[@ketiakbakso2420]

Anjir cok baon cikadap

[@mythos3000]

Unrelated but for some reason he sort of looks like the 10th doctor

[@CrabmanGaming]

To be fair, you have 2 guns 🔫🔫

[@quprigon]

thust me, you will become big

[@Atomic_Haggis]

He already has a semi apparently

[@tommiatkins3443]

And long may it continue. The yanks are so beyond help

[@questranger5384]

Reddit sent me 10/10

[@mmkid444]

Gonna tell my kids this was machine gun kelly

[@Agent-ju6no]

You re Horatio from SoS?

[@orchidofessex]

I'm intimidating.. Don't hurt me please.

[@orchidofessex]

intimidated*

[@beastbum]

I recognise every place in this video... Because I'm a heroin addict

[@makeouthill7964]

capper

[@danegleesak4682]

The dislike(s) that I see are only from wankers that believe he has a gun.

[@andrewx3436]

Please be intimidated.. if you want

[@sportsguy404]

i was going to like the video, but its a 669 and that is worth preserving.

[@lai6551]

🔫 Who's 🔫 watching 🔫 this 🔫 in 🔫 2021 🔫

[@Atomic_Haggis]

everyone?

[@knightmayorxd6395]

it was made in 2021 u smart person