Riddle me this, Batman!

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
  • Don't worry. This version of Jim Gordon gave him the pass
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  • @typhonnix
    @typhonnix 2 роки тому +39838

    Gordon to Batman in next scene: You could have atleast pulled the hard r man.

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas 2 роки тому +22927

    Gordon: No
    Batman: *punches him*

    • @Agent-km8og
      @Agent-km8og 2 роки тому +993

      *Batman runs away, yelling the "answer" to the whole GCPD

    • @KungFuGrievous
      @KungFuGrievous 2 роки тому +289

      @@Agent-km8og sir stop! what are you doing?!

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 2 роки тому +319

      Gordon later: You could've pulled that hard R man

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR 2 роки тому +177

      @@sooryan_1018 "I did"

    • @zaikick8339
      @zaikick8339 2 роки тому +43

      Gordon: your hand is fucking raw!!

  • @delfin5418
    @delfin5418 2 роки тому +19426

    I love how the last frame of the video is just Gordon looking at the audience thinking “This Bat serious?”

  • @HiddelS143
    @HiddelS143 2 роки тому +2122

    What happens immediately afterwards in this scene makes this 1000% funnier.

    • @aninymouse1651
      @aninymouse1651 2 роки тому +22

      What happened?

    • @stalem8834
      @stalem8834 2 роки тому +360

      @@aninymouse1651 batman punches gordon then runs away

    • @HiddelS143
      @HiddelS143 2 роки тому +194

      @@aninymouse1651 Batman gets chased by every single cop.

    • @vit968
      @vit968 2 роки тому +4

      @@HiddelS143
      No the cops arrest Gordon for resisting arrest and kneel on his neck.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 Рік тому +33

      @@aninymouse1651 Batman jumps off a tower.

  • @russianigkadude
    @russianigkadude 2 роки тому +933

    This isn't the Riddler. This is... Someone far more deadly. The Riddlacist

    • @Central-America-Jungle
      @Central-America-Jungle Рік тому +19

      The difference is that one is not based and the other based

    • @NineLives99999
      @NineLives99999 Рік тому +58

      Riggler

    • @razortongue9000
      @razortongue9000 Рік тому +12

      All his riddles have the same answer.

    • @martintyrmer5484
      @martintyrmer5484 11 місяців тому

      ridzler

    • @wr5488
      @wr5488 10 місяців тому +19

      I am loud and obnoxious and like music that rhymes
      I’m a small part of the population but commit half of the crimes
      What am I Batman?

  • @lodastudios
    @lodastudios 2 роки тому +20663

    Batman would just say it. Faster than the riddler could finish the riddle.

    • @BigGreekCock
      @BigGreekCock 2 роки тому +1563

      he knows too much about crime statistics

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 роки тому +1086

      Actually, Batman's genius is so great that he said it before the Riddler even mentioned a riddle. In fact, he knew it and said it completely unprompted!

    • @gerardford9706
      @gerardford9706 2 роки тому +243

      I would have said it even if there was no riddle

    • @lexandros22
      @lexandros22 2 роки тому +604

      @@BigGreekCock Riddle me this, Batman. What accounts for as little as 13%, but also for half?

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 роки тому +251

      @@lexandros22 *Turns to commissioner gordon*

  • @Kewl1Dude
    @Kewl1Dude 2 роки тому +5314

    Gordon: why dont i just say it?
    Batman: No! it has to be me

    • @deltaone2837
      @deltaone2837 2 роки тому +216

      Riddler:
      Anyone can answer this. Anybody present here can answer this Riddle. I would prefer if the person saying it was a person who makes this answer okay. But know this, I don't intend this Riddle for anyone who should not say the word to say it. It's just that you need the word for the next piece of the puzzle and that I knew by doing this than a Black Police Officer would be present so I think it's okay to ask.
      Gordon: Hm. He is very sensitive for a criminal. I guess I can give him that.
      Batman: I've got it. I'm going to say it.
      Gordon: No it's OK Batman, I've got it too. You don't have to.
      Batman: No time Gordon, lives are at stakes, here it comes.
      Gordon: I want this to be noted, this is on you. Riddler clearly wanted me to answer this.
      Batman: But the Riddle was "For the Batman"
      Gordon: Yeah I don't think it was that specific this time around.
      Batman: I will do what I must!
      Gordon: This is not okay. I want everyone in here to know that I'm not condoning this.

    • @vit968
      @vit968 2 роки тому +165

      @@deltaone2837
      Batman: Gordon please give me the pass!

    • @deltaone2837
      @deltaone2837 2 роки тому +74

      @@vit968
      Gordon: You know what, screw this. Screw you. Go ahead. Say the fucking word. I don't even care anymore.
      I've had it with this Riddler making shit in this Monday to Friday Gotham!

    • @CloudWalker__
      @CloudWalker__ 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ultrasound4212
      @ultrasound4212 2 роки тому +41

      Batman : and I have to say it with a hard R too I think that’s what he wants. Damn you riddler

  • @williamjackson9355
    @williamjackson9355 2 роки тому +6328

    Love Gordon being like “Is this dude fucking serious?”

    • @xetra3245
      @xetra3245 2 роки тому +8

      cool stolen comment

    • @markovujovic5691
      @markovujovic5691 2 роки тому +1

      @@xetra3245 🤨

    • @sourlessfix9109
      @sourlessfix9109 2 роки тому +18

      @@xetra3245 I thought the same thing when watching the video. In fact I was going to comment something similar before I saw this. Why are people so obsessed with calling out stolen comments that half the time aren't even stolen, because it's usually an obvious joke that everyone already thought of before entering the comment section.
      Even if this was a stolen comment, who cares? It's just a comment on a random video on UA-cam that doesn't effect anyone. It has a much higher chance of getting a laugh out of someone then it does of causing any form of harm. In fact many of the people who reply with "nice stolen comment" just straight up ruin the comment for me so you're doing more harm then him if anything.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 2 роки тому +4

      Wait that guy’s Gordon?

    • @amogamogus9595
      @amogamogus9595 2 роки тому

      @Hitler Loves Anime oh look its funny mustache guy!

  • @dizzyboi04
    @dizzyboi04 2 роки тому +167

    I like how Gordon looks into the camera like it’s an episode of The Office

  • @Cioara.
    @Cioara. 2 роки тому +48

    Gordon: yes, you can!
    Batman: (slights) opens C.O.D

  • @kapkant6197
    @kapkant6197 2 роки тому +936

    "What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"-Batman after the footage of him saying the n word was secretly livestreamed by Riddler

    • @tylercheung1194
      @tylercheung1194 2 роки тому +108

      Starts singing ave Maria

    • @Azrael_Equinox
      @Azrael_Equinox 2 роки тому +103

      "It's too late Batman, you are going to be canceled!"

    • @TheAmericanPrometheus
      @TheAmericanPrometheus 2 роки тому +35

      Batman makes the ultimate sacrifice to save his city

    • @kapkant6197
      @kapkant6197 2 роки тому +32

      @@Azrael_Equinox "The only way to uncancel yourself is to solve my next riddle. Riddle me this Batman, I commit 51% of the crime but make up only 12% of the population, who am I?" "BATMAN DON'T ANSWER HIM IT'S A TRICK USING BIASED DATA!"

    • @Azrael_Equinox
      @Azrael_Equinox 2 роки тому +12

      @@kapkant6197 "...but... Gordan... I need to beat up the mentally ill..."

  • @frogmouth2
    @frogmouth2 2 роки тому +14899

    The batman was a lot better then I was expecting it to be.

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 2 роки тому +374

      This Batman is VERY disturbed, I can tell just by looking at him. His eyes say A LOT.

    • @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683
      @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 2 роки тому +60

      The only thing I found myself not enjoying was the soundtrack and even that was saved by Nirvana

    • @MondeSerenaWilliams
      @MondeSerenaWilliams 2 роки тому +592

      @@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 wym? the soundtrack hits hard.

    • @ggs27
      @ggs27 2 роки тому +233

      A shame they cut this scene from the movie. Could've made it a 10/10 but we'll wait for the Snyder Cut. Epic!

    • @maaax5092
      @maaax5092 2 роки тому +30

      I was very dissapointed in the movie

  • @Boba_boyz
    @Boba_boyz 2 роки тому +5640

    If the riddler actually asked that he would have probably won

  • @UnfinishedCombStudios
    @UnfinishedCombStudios 2 роки тому +462

    The answer is "The Riddler" because he started every clue with 'they' and asked who he was. He never stated anything that would change his identity in any way.

  • @PapaLuge
    @PapaLuge 2 роки тому +4711

    Considering his last name im not surprised he created this Riddle

    • @ciptaantuhan9261
      @ciptaantuhan9261 2 роки тому +467

      N I G M A

    • @승주신-p6j
      @승주신-p6j 2 роки тому +783

      Edward Ligma

    • @PapaLuge
      @PapaLuge 2 роки тому +355

      @@승주신-p6j Edward D. LIGMA

    • @Swoogitstew
      @Swoogitstew 2 роки тому +236

      Didn't they change his last name to Nashton/Nashington?

    • @youtubealt243
      @youtubealt243 2 роки тому +122

      @@Swoogitstew even if they did, they’d need a reason above being PC for it to be canon

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 2 роки тому +8393

    Dang, Riddler is just as based as I remember

    • @kanishksinha6053
      @kanishksinha6053 2 роки тому +16

      More based than jellymid

    • @estudos6156
      @estudos6156 2 роки тому +28

      A pathetic incel just like you dude, congrats

    • @Zero_XTZ5
      @Zero_XTZ5 2 роки тому +30

      Does "based" just mean inflamatory now? ROFLCOPTER

    • @kanishksinha6053
      @kanishksinha6053 2 роки тому +32

      @@Zero_XTZ5 huh

    • @Zero_XTZ5
      @Zero_XTZ5 2 роки тому +4

      @@kanishksinha6053 ROFLMAO

  • @Ka-Ping
    @Ka-Ping 2 роки тому +4419

    "A Racist". Its a trick riddle since he said "what am i?"

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 2 роки тому +1013

      You truly are the world's greatest detective

    • @Dutchman-2002
      @Dutchman-2002 2 роки тому +366

      its the better batman guys!

    • @ariaether
      @ariaether 2 роки тому +215

      ..batman? this u?

    • @courirnorte8137
      @courirnorte8137 2 роки тому +87

      yeah big brain time

    • @multiversetraveller3118
      @multiversetraveller3118 2 роки тому +114

      Lol, good one. But then, he hasn't exactly said anything bad about the group yet. So idk if racist is the correct answer.

  • @delycan4912
    @delycan4912 2 роки тому +52

    Batman: "I think I know the answer."
    Gordon: "Well, what is it?"
    Batman: ".... I don't know if I should say it."

  • @yeah_ish
    @yeah_ish 2 роки тому +14

    Well, Hitler was in paris

  • @officialtoddhoward69
    @officialtoddhoward69 2 роки тому +1053

    I just had a realization. People will start doing Riddler impressions and voices from this specific movie, the same way people did impressions and voices of Heath Ledger's role of Joker specifically. You know what I mean, people are still making videos of it to this day

    • @Tribrachidiumheraldicum
      @Tribrachidiumheraldicum 2 роки тому +35

      Yeah, I mean people make impression videos of every big movie.

    • @TheManInTheLongBlackCoat
      @TheManInTheLongBlackCoat 2 роки тому +3

      It caught on fast: people tried doing impressions of villains to impress others. ua-cam.com/video/pSH3xWNUWi4/v-deo.html

    • @ibraheemahmed7129
      @ibraheemahmed7129 2 роки тому +9

      @@Tribrachidiumheraldicum Every good movie

    • @Tribrachidiumheraldicum
      @Tribrachidiumheraldicum 2 роки тому +16

      @@ibraheemahmed7129 That's debatable.

    • @ibraheemahmed7129
      @ibraheemahmed7129 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tribrachidiumheraldicum I mean yeah, but like notorious movies that knocked it out of the park. Infinity War, Dark Knight, and shows too, Invincible and Breaking Bad

  • @cant-kb8lm
    @cant-kb8lm 2 роки тому +666

    They didn't call him "The Dark Knight" for nothing

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 2 роки тому +3557

    "Riddle me this, Mr. Batman: People who annoy you."
    "...Uhhh, I know it but I don’t think I should say it."
    "10 seconds, Mr. Batman."

  • @Urodeprag
    @Urodeprag Місяць тому +3

    Gypsy crusader if he got the role:

  • @naughtymelon6712
    @naughtymelon6712 2 роки тому +85

    B: It’s over Riddler. Tell me where the bombs are!
    R: Ha! Only if you can answer my most difficult riddle!
    *Batman knows he has to play along if he wants to save Gotham city
    B: Fine. I’ll play your game, riddler.
    R: *Ahem... RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN! WHAT STARTS WITH AN N AND RHYMES WITH “BIGGER”? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    B: N-No! You cant!..
    *Batman collapses in defeat, for he knows the answer, but lacks the proper melanin levels to say it

    • @dustingaethje1332
      @dustingaethje1332 2 роки тому +3

      Batman: "Not like you said which word, so this whole sentence does as long as it ends with trigger!"

    • @ansiedade678
      @ansiedade678 Рік тому

      nana's bigger.

  • @krishna3606
    @krishna3606 2 роки тому +1892

    Riddler in this movie is straight up a redditor I Love it

  • @adamdimitri2562
    @adamdimitri2562 2 роки тому +37

    Negus in Paris

    • @debaclemavrick
      @debaclemavrick 2 роки тому +11

      It seems that you have edited the comment
      What did you type before 🤨

    • @saidoterodiseno
      @saidoterodiseno 2 роки тому +4

      @@debaclemavrick African americans in France

    • @LOLITAPLAYER
      @LOLITAPLAYER 2 роки тому +2

      African descent in the capital of france

  • @spiderdoctor2269
    @spiderdoctor2269 2 роки тому +190

    0:06 the sudden shift from third person to first person is killing me, man

    • @essem4979
      @essem4979 2 роки тому +33

      It's a trick, if he asks "who are they" the answer would be the n word, but if he asks "what am I" then the answer is "racist"

    • @spiderdoctor2269
      @spiderdoctor2269 2 роки тому +6

      @@essem4979 why the quotes over racist?

    • @blueyosh43
      @blueyosh43 2 роки тому +9

      @@spiderdoctor2269 American education, everyone.

    • @spiderdoctor2269
      @spiderdoctor2269 2 роки тому

      @@blueyosh43 excuse me?

    • @haydeng3541
      @haydeng3541 2 роки тому +9

      @@spiderdoctor2269 same reason they are around "who are they" and "what am I"

  • @vector-cloudgaming8397
    @vector-cloudgaming8397 2 роки тому +13

    "Emily. Emily was in Paris."
    *Good Ending Unlocked*

  • @cobra7197
    @cobra7197 2 роки тому +31

    The new batman looks very human man, from the fact that he can get hit from behind by crooks, to when he can't run his company no more, i mean DKR tried to potray the same thing but the new batman nailed it

  • @BrutalCarnage
    @BrutalCarnage 2 роки тому +40

    "Riddle me this, Batman ... they-"
    "N******!"
    "Errr... I didn't even finis-"
    "N******!"
    "... ..."
    "N******!"
    "seriously stop it Batman"
    "N******!"
    "Get me away from this guy!"

  • @princeali4157
    @princeali4157 2 роки тому +252

    Uses "they're" for the riddle. Says "what am I?"
    Riddler: NOOOOOO THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO

    • @morganthesnake
      @morganthesnake 2 роки тому +3

      Riddler : Autistic Screetching

    • @ricardochavez6391
      @ricardochavez6391 2 роки тому +1

      Where's the reply? 😰

    • @princeali4157
      @princeali4157 2 роки тому +1

      @@ricardochavez6391 what?

    • @ricardochavez6391
      @ricardochavez6391 2 роки тому +1

      @@princeali4157 It says there's one more reply then there actually is 😰

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 2 роки тому +11

      How is nobody bothered by this? it's driving me insane, he changed person in the middle of the riddle! How is it not an awful ridiculous mistake everybody would laugh at? It's not even like a typo, he had to say it out loud!

  • @mayoraqua-archer3841
    @mayoraqua-archer3841 2 роки тому +69

    the new gypsycrusaeder riddler movie looks so good

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 2 роки тому +22

      I am loud and obnoxious I make music that rhymes I'm a fraction of the population but I commit half the crimes, who aim I?

    • @plasma2125
      @plasma2125 2 роки тому +8

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 american

    • @usuariologico7792
      @usuariologico7792 2 роки тому +3

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 a victim

    • @diamondisunbreakable138
      @diamondisunbreakable138 2 роки тому +1

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Nice guys

    • @TheRealOGNed
      @TheRealOGNed 2 роки тому +1

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Future Doctors and Engineers held back by socioeconomic factors designed by wh*te (what even is that?) “people”

  • @Lyss-Jack
    @Lyss-Jack 2 роки тому +322

    Didn't saw the movie Yet, but Riddler new design It's actually unsettling, instead of the Green bowler and the Green suit, this looks like a serial killer of a Blumhouse film, and for some reason I love it

    • @superjerick9669
      @superjerick9669 2 роки тому +42

      He is serial killer, that what he is supposed to look like making a green suit and bowler look cool is tuff

    • @Lyss-Jack
      @Lyss-Jack 2 роки тому +5

      @@superjerick9669 Well, that explains a lot.

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 2 роки тому +12

      He’s a serial killer and terrorist of the modern age.

    • @maaax5092
      @maaax5092 2 роки тому +2

      riddler was the worst part of the movie, he fucking screams like a soyjack half the movie

    • @prometheus5097
      @prometheus5097 2 роки тому +12

      Green gimp suit

  • @philipgodsworth4764
    @philipgodsworth4764 2 роки тому +14

    This is by far the best delivery of “Riddle me this Batman” in the history of the character.

  • @ducount_30
    @ducount_30 2 роки тому +34

    While the Riddler does describe what we think is the answer, his actual question afterwards is "what am I", therefor Batman's answer is in fact wrong since the Riddler is just the Riddler.

  • @j5tp
    @j5tp 2 роки тому +122

    A hog rider

  • @RecantoSombrio
    @RecantoSombrio 2 роки тому +182

    Gordon: No, lol
    Batman: Breaks his arm.

  • @goldcyber2441
    @goldcyber2441 2 роки тому +115

    I laughed so when riddle starts speaking lol

  • @Tushar_Talwar_09
    @Tushar_Talwar_09 Рік тому +4

    Ninjas.
    Ninjas in paris.

  • @Quisshy
    @Quisshy 10 місяців тому +1

    Bros literally the dark knight, ofc he can say it

  • @BIGBLUBLUR
    @BIGBLUBLUR 2 роки тому +106

    No Batman, it's a trap!
    He specified rhyming words quickly; The answer is rappers!
    Someone stop him befo--!!

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 2 роки тому +21

      I think I may be stupid but I genuinely don't get the "they live in a French city" part.

    • @ricardochavez6391
      @ricardochavez6391 2 роки тому +26

      @@ginogatash4030 It was a old meme about Kayne West saying who was in Paris or sumn

    • @deltaone2837
      @deltaone2837 2 роки тому +14

      @@ricardochavez6391 wait. Who was in Paris?

    • @BIGBLUBLUR
      @BIGBLUBLUR 2 роки тому +7

      @@deltaone2837 Jay-Z, he was there with him.

    • @paveljuga7068
      @paveljuga7068 2 роки тому +6

      @@deltaone2837 Rugrats

  • @swan-oq8qk
    @swan-oq8qk 2 роки тому +69

    Paul Dano. That's all I'll say.

  • @pizzabagel6452
    @pizzabagel6452 2 роки тому +115

    Edward Nygma strikes again!

    • @Hanreky
      @Hanreky 2 роки тому +21

      Nygma Balls

    • @thoyo
      @thoyo 2 роки тому +17

      Nygma's in Paris

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme 2 роки тому

      Niggle me this.

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 11 місяців тому

      It's a shame how Edward Nygma died of ligma

  • @Ginfeldi
    @Ginfeldi Рік тому +19

    Gordon is a determined individual he would've given batman the permission and would've denied that he ever said it only to put the riddler behind bars, thats how much justice means to him

  • @theghostofspookwagen4715
    @theghostofspookwagen4715 2 роки тому +1

    Obviously the Occitan minstrels.

  • @legometaworld2728
    @legometaworld2728 2 роки тому +133

    If it weren’t for the “rhyming” part I would’ve thought someone else.

    • @CalebCheek
      @CalebCheek 2 роки тому +2

      I honestly don’t get it

    • @normalife901
      @normalife901 2 роки тому

      @@CalebCheek its n word

    • @Mashfi23
      @Mashfi23 2 роки тому

      @@normalife901
      What does it rhyme with?

    • @normalife901
      @normalife901 2 роки тому

      @@Mashfi23 song

    • @Mashfi23
      @Mashfi23 2 роки тому

      @@normalife901
      What?

  • @aldokurti3272
    @aldokurti3272 2 роки тому +26

    Riddler became gypsycrusader real quick.

    • @baltofarlander2618
      @baltofarlander2618 2 роки тому +5

      The funny thing is gypsycrusader used image of another batman villain, Joker.

    • @aldokurti3272
      @aldokurti3272 2 роки тому +7

      @@baltofarlander2618 He also sometimes used riddler. Matter of fact i think one joke that the video used was from gypsy.

  • @alexh2413
    @alexh2413 2 роки тому +34

    It's a trap,he described "them" but his question is "what am I?"

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 2 роки тому +2

    Nigma in Paris

  • @dominicscreativefilms
    @dominicscreativefilms 2 роки тому +1

    Batman: “Gorgon can you please say it for me.” 👉👈🥺

  • @kaikai9122
    @kaikai9122 2 роки тому +63

    Holy shit that was a good battinson impression tho

  • @serialdiscussion2207
    @serialdiscussion2207 2 роки тому +4

    gypsy crusader in DC

  • @agrubohub4009
    @agrubohub4009 2 роки тому +135

    Reading the comments calling Riddler either a redditor or 4channer it's funny because at the end of the day, they're barely any different.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 2 роки тому +24

      A lot of modern day 4chan users migrated from Reddit, so this checks out.

    • @Biggiiful
      @Biggiiful 2 роки тому +22

      The far right and far left are barely any different too. Horsheoe theory is real.

    • @RedheadedReaper
      @RedheadedReaper 2 роки тому +19

      The difference being /pol/ and /int/ didn't get hundreds killed in Kyiv.

    • @agrubohub4009
      @agrubohub4009 2 роки тому

      @@RedheadedReaper That's where the "barely" part lies

    • @memememe609
      @memememe609 2 роки тому +1

      @@RedheadedReaper I would enjoy an explanation, thank you very much

  • @Socialistdemon
    @Socialistdemon 2 роки тому +23

    Niggle me this Batman! “ I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes, I’m a fraction of the population, but commit half the crime. Who am I?”

    • @unusualusername8847
      @unusualusername8847 2 роки тому +2

      But they outpopulate whites.

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 2 роки тому +2

      @@unusualusername8847 With American demographics, certainly not.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 2 роки тому +2

      But that doesn’t work. They don’t *commit* half the crime, they get convicted for half the crimes. Crime rates are pretty similar in every demographic, poverty being the main cause of crime increasing

    • @unusualusername8847
      @unusualusername8847 2 роки тому

      @@BrooklynBigAl Not according to the latest census data. But please, keep arguing against facts.

    • @BrooklynBigAl
      @BrooklynBigAl 2 роки тому

      ​@@unusualusername8847 I tried to respond to your last post twice but someone is flagging my post or something (the digital failsafes against speaking factually) is preventing me from doing so. Let me try again with less keywords that may be flagging me:
      A simple google search or reference to 2020 Census data will show that the race in question is 13 percent of the US population.
      Another google search will reveal that this particular race committed 26 percent of total crime and 37 percent of violent crime in 2019 (these are arrest numbers, not conviction numbers).
      So: be careful of referencing the census when it works against you. And be careful of the media narrative that speaks of underrepresentation. Do your due diligence and try not to repeat talking points for the sake of not embarrassing yourself.
      I'll give you the last word...

  • @prot07ype87
    @prot07ype87 2 роки тому +6

    *RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN.*
    *I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit OVER HALF of the crimes! Who am I?!*

  • @superdrifter-1773
    @superdrifter-1773 2 роки тому +13

    Actually trying to solve this riddle is harder than I thought

  • @smigaczabw2133
    @smigaczabw2133 2 роки тому +9

    MORGAN free Men

  • @raimundomuthemba766
    @raimundomuthemba766 2 роки тому +13

    The fact that no one said it and the video ended as is is perfection.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +3

    "You're the riddler, obviously."

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 10 місяців тому

    Watch Batman say "Rugrats" and Riddler starts screaming "Ave Maria" again

  • @hetecks1385
    @hetecks1385 2 роки тому +11

    "..."
    "Fine, African Americans in Paris?"

  • @varun_j
    @varun_j 2 роки тому +9

    *Guys I know the answer, its very simple : Its Kanye and Jay Z*

  • @oomphlagwumpla650
    @oomphlagwumpla650 2 роки тому +7

    It’s Hitler, he was in Paris

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 2 роки тому +1

    Riddler gonna cancel Batman

  • @anormalviewer3091
    @anormalviewer3091 2 роки тому +5

    Bro I literally got messaged “riddle me this Batman. Who was in Paris?” When I sent a message to some dude saying I was vengeance

  • @Get-Fucked
    @Get-Fucked 2 роки тому +45

    "Riddle me green, Riddle me blue. What composes 13 but also 52?! ohhh, the answer is so easy, Batman. Its making me SNIGGER!"

  • @chinuaachebe6860
    @chinuaachebe6860 2 роки тому +10

    Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or Kanye who's in paris

  • @annstevens6223
    @annstevens6223 2 роки тому +4

    Riddle me this Batman. Why did my designer make me look like The Green Bastard from trailer park boys.

  • @AQS521
    @AQS521 Рік тому +3

    The power we give to a single word is insane

  • @charmboy5241
    @charmboy5241 2 роки тому +1

    Riddle me this Batman, why did she leave me

  • @stevekoller3314
    @stevekoller3314 2 роки тому +7

    Rugrats. The answer is Rugrats!

  • @gddanielk8491
    @gddanielk8491 2 роки тому +3

    I’d have thought Batman wore black often enough to have already inherited the rights to the word

  • @nig_card
    @nig_card 2 роки тому +10

    kanye west, and presumably others, within the city limits paris, france

  • @Than0425
    @Than0425 2 роки тому +1

    Gypsy crusader moment

  • @exilhannabal
    @exilhannabal 2 роки тому

    Gordon's face screamed "fuuuuuuuck why did you aaaask"

  • @ILikeSoda229
    @ILikeSoda229 2 роки тому +4

    “They rhyme words very quickly” 💀

  • @cjmania1980
    @cjmania1980 2 роки тому +8

    I expected to see gypsy crusader dressed as riddler giving the answer at the end, for those who understand.

  • @ACtheLegend
    @ACtheLegend 2 роки тому +4

    Rhyme words very quickly? A Poet?
    Live in a French city? Parisian?
    Is Riddler a Parisian Poet?

  • @k_ysl6271
    @k_ysl6271 2 роки тому +1

    The original human prototype

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce Рік тому +1

    4chan riddler is the only villian more evil than occupy bane

  • @IIIPURP73
    @IIIPURP73 2 роки тому +10

    Nice channel 😂

  • @ev4079
    @ev4079 2 роки тому +28

    Do they commit half the crime?

    • @vjc3818
      @vjc3818 2 роки тому

      🤡

    • @rizzocreates1095
      @rizzocreates1095 2 роки тому +8

      @@SuperSaiyanMoses the things prn did to ur brain is horrendous

    • @Deadpool-px2nm
      @Deadpool-px2nm 2 роки тому +1

      @@rizzocreates1095 everyone has their poison. some believe fake data, some believe porn.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 2 роки тому

      No. They are convicted of half the crime. Committed Crime rates are pretty equal across every population.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 2 роки тому +3

      @@kingofgrim4761 Cope.

  • @jeremiahwright4450
    @jeremiahwright4450 2 роки тому +5

    Riddle me this batman! Who accounts for as little as 13, but also half?

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 11 місяців тому

      Gotta love the basketball people.

  • @apanapandottir205
    @apanapandottir205 2 роки тому

    Someone that fucks up his own riddle.

  • @UltimateRosen
    @UltimateRosen 2 роки тому +2

    And they commit half the crimes.

  • @patrickmahomes5103
    @patrickmahomes5103 2 роки тому +11

    It would've been better if Gordon said no and then batman punching him

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 2 роки тому +9

    “Minority”? Bro I just went to Paris two weeks ago, I sometimes had to remind myself I was in France, I barely saw 15 French people while I was there, what minority? 😂

    • @october5150
      @october5150 2 роки тому +1

      It's just a shit post 💀

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 2 роки тому

      @@Unknown-hb3id It’s, uhhh, it’s what it says right up there on the thumbnail…

    • @lilsavage9946
      @lilsavage9946 2 роки тому

      @@alexman378 So the majority of people in Paris are black? That's pretty interesting

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 2 роки тому

      @@lilsavage9946 Certainly looked that way, at least where I was at.

    • @DEATHFISH3000
      @DEATHFISH3000 2 роки тому

      can unconfirm - you're full of shit

  • @gabrieldossantos5318
    @gabrieldossantos5318 2 роки тому +8

    Kanye west

  • @Mewtendo
    @Mewtendo 2 роки тому +1

    Three ppl in paris

  • @henrydavel1440
    @henrydavel1440 11 місяців тому

    Heath Ledger’s Joker: Oh that’s f*cked up

  • @pulchritudinoussteveiii8970
    @pulchritudinoussteveiii8970 2 роки тому +7

    i used to think the riddler was silly but after the batman movie hes actually a scary villain

  • @chickadoo7739
    @chickadoo7739 2 роки тому +5

    Y'all hear about how Paul Dani is writing a Riddler comic? It's called "Riddler: Year One"

  • @godofthecripples1237
    @godofthecripples1237 2 роки тому +7

    Batman would say it without fear or hesitation and nobody would question it. Let's be real.

  • @chad264
    @chad264 2 роки тому +1

    Negus, negus was in paris

  • @Deeznuts-ev1nt
    @Deeznuts-ev1nt Рік тому +2

    gordon is batman's mobile pass

  • @user-nm6od9mf5t
    @user-nm6od9mf5t 2 роки тому +21

    Riddle me this Batman
    “What makes up 13% but also half hmmmm?” 🧐

  • @_scabs6669
    @_scabs6669 2 роки тому +36

    Yo I love how the real answer is apparently "Irishmen in Paris" and he just tricked us all into being racist.

    • @Gt4wayDr1vR
      @Gt4wayDr1vR 2 роки тому +1

      What's the rhym words very quickly part about then

    • @Ouranyama
      @Ouranyama 2 роки тому +1

      @@Gt4wayDr1vR the irish are very good at rhymes mate

    • @Gt4wayDr1vR
      @Gt4wayDr1vR 2 роки тому

      @@Ouranyama oh, aight

    • @Gt4wayDr1vR
      @Gt4wayDr1vR 2 роки тому

      @@Ouranyama is the weather worse or better than England's

    • @_scabs6669
      @_scabs6669 2 роки тому

      @@Gt4wayDr1vR the Irish have lots of old songs and lore. I expect that those songs and lore have lots of nice rhymes

  • @agungsoeltani557
    @agungsoeltani557 2 роки тому +9

    Man i love the scene where Batman say the word

  • @BasementDweller_
    @BasementDweller_ 2 роки тому

    I’m Stumped.

  • @kaiserwilhelm1914
    @kaiserwilhelm1914 2 роки тому +2

    austrians painters that is