If Stores Could Meet

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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2024
  • If Target, Walmart, Dollar General and more met for a monthly meeting, it might look something like this.
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  • @phantomfox9556
    @phantomfox9556 2 роки тому +2176

    The fact that no one is bringing up spirit Halloween. Like every Halloween it just shows up and is still doing pretty good

    • @TheRhonda77
      @TheRhonda77 2 роки тому +108

      I loved the ending to this video! Because the Spirit stores around me have always been in an old Kmart building. Sadly though times are a changing and those old empty buildings are being torn down

    • @ashlynadventures912
      @ashlynadventures912 2 роки тому +57

      I loved the Spirit of Halloween joke. I mean in reality it has also popped up in a former JC Penney in my area too

    • @niq872
      @niq872 2 роки тому +21

      @@TheRhonda77 they were in the old babies r us last year near where i live

    • @GoddessNeith
      @GoddessNeith 2 роки тому

      I used to work in spirit Halloween, until I was sickened with the sexy little girl costumes, the sexy every female costume (unless you're over a size 8, then it's "medieval tent dress for you) and the inflated penis costume was WAY to much. the manager wanted it out on the street!!!!

    • @sonicfan0926
      @sonicfan0926 2 роки тому +14

      We have on set up shop in the old party city...which is kinda sad

  • @faithreturns333
    @faithreturns333 2 роки тому +1498

    "I've got an unlicensed pharmacist in my parking lot and you don't see me going on about it"
    I can actually attest to this statement

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +21

      Yes, don't come around after dark. The place is so dark and dirty anyway, it's like going down a dark alley.

    • @GlenNewsome
      @GlenNewsome 2 роки тому +6

      I pictured the exact Dollar general in my area that has that pharmacist when he said that.

    • @revolutionfrommahbed4246
      @revolutionfrommahbed4246 2 роки тому +5

      Literally EVERY Dollar General 🤣

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 2 роки тому +8

      Ummmm...I believe they call those people...drug dealers. :)

    • @jamesnoneyabizness5611
      @jamesnoneyabizness5611 2 роки тому +4

      NARC! NARC! NAR...
      Sorry - I thought you said "arrest"...
      :)

  • @stephenbocknick4204
    @stephenbocknick4204 Рік тому +671

    I’ll never forget the feeling of seeing my local toys r us become a spirit Halloween. It felt like a part of my childhood died.

    • @alexh4935
      @alexh4935 Рік тому +48

      And came back as a spooky ghost.

    • @LydiAtheistLady
      @LydiAtheistLady Рік тому +20

      My Toys R Us is now Big Lots. The old Big Lots moved to the Toys R Location and the Old Big Lots turned into. Vaccine center during the height of the pandemic.

    • @stephenbocknick4204
      @stephenbocknick4204 Рік тому +5

      @@LydiAtheistLady oof

    • @seanstravelsandvlogs6233
      @seanstravelsandvlogs6233 Рік тому +2

      It happened with our Zellars in Orillia.

    • @whom382
      @whom382 Рік тому +4

      My local toys r us is a pile of rubble. They tore down the building and left the rubble. No idea why.

  • @j.darrel517
    @j.darrel517 2 роки тому +743

    Literally almost choked laughing at that very last Kmart revival. Keep them coming, amazing writing and and the acting is so good you can't even call it acting because the characters are so real.

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 Рік тому +7

      Is there even a kmart ANYWHERE in the US?
      I think their death was more slow painful and more silent than block buster.

    • @blueticks21
      @blueticks21 Рік тому

      There’s one more Kmart left at Florida

    • @BornAgainVet1785
      @BornAgainVet1785 Рік тому

      About 3 months ago or so, Asheville, NC had one

    • @janethguzmanb1924
      @janethguzmanb1924 Рік тому

      Kmart

    • @PAsConservativeWeatherFan
      @PAsConservativeWeatherFan 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@ericolens3 There is one in Bridgehampton New York that I went to 3 days ago

  • @celemirelewen
    @celemirelewen 2 роки тому +77

    I lost it at Dollar General's "Wait, y'all have bathrooms?"

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 6 місяців тому

      Yes they do

    • @Kooldood0874
      @Kooldood0874 5 місяців тому

      And sometimes you have to go on those little side quests to get a key.

    • @ladyfarona1988
      @ladyfarona1988 4 місяці тому

      There are exactly two bathrooms at every DG and one is ALWAYS out of order and the remaining bathroom is heckin' iffy. 😂

    • @marinazagrai1623
      @marinazagrai1623 4 місяці тому

      @@ladyfarona1988 My family used to travel (Tahoe) to a ski resort and hubby used to stop at the gas station so I had to tell him (when he suggested I go there) women don't use those restrooms.

    • @ArtByKarenEHaley
      @ArtByKarenEHaley Місяць тому

      Yes why is it that the dollar generals in my area are all new but the bathrooms look like they haven't been cleaned or repaired for thirty odd years haha

  • @ampersand.8888
    @ampersand.8888 2 роки тому +354

    Can not wait for the grocery store version and ALDI shows up with a huge Crown Royal bag filled with quarters.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 2 роки тому +14

      Kroger: Look how many flavors of diet soda I have!
      Meijer: Who cares? I have a clothing section.

    • @SuperAnime4444
      @SuperAnime4444 Рік тому +2

      Walmart: Got any ways to throw lawsuits at innocent people?

    • @LMacNeill
      @LMacNeill Рік тому +7

      Y’all want a buggy? Y’all gonna need some of these. *holds up the bag of quarters* 😂

    • @9sunstar9
      @9sunstar9 Рік тому +7

      Don't forget Publix

    • @edwardjames6023
      @edwardjames6023 Рік тому +11

      Aldi would have to have a German accent though

  • @andrewobrien6282
    @andrewobrien6282 2 роки тому +258

    "Oh, he'll make an excellent warehouse."
    So dang true. I can literally take you to an old Super Kmart right here in Jacksonville, FL that I remember shopping at as a kid and teenager that is now and Amazon distribution center. 🤣🤣🤣 I remember sitting in the K Cafe eating Little Caesers and drink Coke Icee's while my mom and grandma shopped. Good time, good times.

    • @KiWi-jh2jx
      @KiWi-jh2jx 2 роки тому +6

      Is that the one on Blanding Blvd?

    • @andrewobrien6282
      @andrewobrien6282 2 роки тому +3

      @@KiWi-jh2jx absolutely the one I was talking about hahahaha 😂 you gotta be a Duval native to know that, huh??

    • @KiWi-jh2jx
      @KiWi-jh2jx 2 роки тому +5

      Lived in Westside for 10yr. We would hit K-mart for Little Caesars after spending all our money at Adventure Landing....fun times. Got too big and the crimes was getting bad so we packed up and moved south to the treasure coast area. Thanks for the memories.

    • @andrewobrien6282
      @andrewobrien6282 2 роки тому +5

      @@KiWi-jh2jx and thank you for sharing your memories. I'm still here and probably wouldn't leave for anything. Love my city. Duval for life✊️

    • @kyscco24
      @kyscco24 2 роки тому +5

      Yep. Amazon Delivery Station DJX2. I spent the better part of the last year working there before getting my transfer to Gainesville. I was never in there when it was a Kmart but can tell you exactly where home décor used to be, due to the baked in smell of candle wax

  • @valentinaa9916
    @valentinaa9916 2 роки тому +86

    Kmart coming back as spirits Halloween was too spot on🤣 Those things pop up anywhere.

    • @shanekeenaNYC
      @shanekeenaNYC Рік тому +2

      For me it was an old Stein Mart that I just hated. It's probably going to be in a Kohls next.

  • @rosea830
    @rosea830 2 роки тому +59

    Unlicensed pharmacists in the parking lot! 🤣

  • @catfishcave379
    @catfishcave379 2 роки тому +648

    Nobody could play these corporations better than Matt; and with that, I’m going to shop at my local hardware store, then my Farmer’s market, than my butcher, then a liquor store, then off to another local market, and finally a gas station from driving around so much.

    • @MAILLADY2010
      @MAILLADY2010 2 роки тому +25

      You can afford gas?

    • @maryann7619
      @maryann7619 2 роки тому +6

      Liquor store?
      Ha! Brew your own.

    • @YSLRD
      @YSLRD 2 роки тому +16

      Did you need a permit for that virtue signal? Or can anybody just toss one up?
      Dollar Tree has set many an empty table. And half the families in America would be malnourished with holes in their shoes without Walmart.
      Before you toss up that old saw about Walmart shutting down Mom. and Pop, I live in a small town. The pickings were slim and expensive.

    • @gymeni
      @gymeni 2 роки тому +1

      Butcher?? 😱

    • @starchild3215
      @starchild3215 2 роки тому +4

      @@YSLRD I think he was making a joke

  • @scotthenning2890
    @scotthenning2890 2 роки тому +340

    Matt Mitchell you are not only a southern treasure. Also a American treasure😊❤️😂🤣

  • @WTF_Scatha
    @WTF_Scatha 2 роки тому +66

    That damn Spirit of Halloween...

  • @WillieStubbs
    @WillieStubbs 2 роки тому +22

    All those store rep costumes were believable... and the attitudes were somehow spot on. Didn't know stores actually have attitudes, but I can see it now.

  • @cryptidproductions3160
    @cryptidproductions3160 2 роки тому +322

    "How are you still alive?" is basically what everyone said about the K-Mart in Ottumwa that survived all the way up until 2016 despite being a virtual shell of a store with only like 2 employees per shift for as long as anyone could remember

    • @TracyfromNC
      @TracyfromNC 2 роки тому +20

      Same thing with the Super K in Clemmons, NC. The Little Ceasars employees got tired of trying to direct customers. It's now an Aldis grocery. 5 below, ulta Beauty and Ross Dress for Less. The former Garden Center is a new parking lot. Thank God not an Amazon warehouse!

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 2 роки тому +34

      Am I the only one who thinks it was sad to see Sears and K-mart close?

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 2 роки тому +22

      @@HappyLife693 Oh
      It's always sad to see a store you grew up around close
      It's just a sad fact the North American arm of K-Mart hasn't been run well since the 90s and that's why it's nearly dead with only a handful of stores left

    • @auntie.shannon
      @auntie.shannon 2 роки тому +9

      @@HappyLife693 Sears? Yes. Kmart? No. The one in Anniston, Alabama was horrible. The Sears in the Quintard Mall was great.

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 2 роки тому +9

      @@cryptidproductions3160 yes, it is true. It’s as though they stopped trying.

  • @uhohmomo7685
    @uhohmomo7685 2 роки тому +328

    You so nailed it with Walmart pick up! The substitutions are
    U N R E A L .

    • @michaelcole2122
      @michaelcole2122 2 роки тому +17

      They're not that bad. As far substitutions, we'll substitute something similar, no toilet paper for donuts. Though some substitutions system suggests are ridiculous.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +16

      True. I say no substitutions and sometimes 1/2 my items aren't in there. But it's better than tp instead of donuts.

    • @uhohmomo7685
      @uhohmomo7685 2 роки тому +8

      @@janejones7638 Yes We went through months of never getting corn dogsIs that my autistic son prefers. Any corndalks mind you. Long story short I figure if I have to go to another store and pick up corn dogs then I can just go to another store and get it all.

    • @michaelcole2122
      @michaelcole2122 2 роки тому +2

      @@janejones7638 That is a lie. System will substitute food for food, not food for non food. If tp was substituted, digital manager or digital team lead wasn't paying attention. System will say it's an invalid substitute. Digital team lead sees manual overrides.

    • @chucksherron
      @chucksherron 2 роки тому +5

      @@michaelcole2122 don't tell all our secrets.

  • @laurabuckles7961
    @laurabuckles7961 2 роки тому +34

    "I'm a pharmacy, but I also sell cigarettes and booze". Oh my stars, that was hilarious. And disturbing.

  • @davidmatheny1993
    @davidmatheny1993 2 роки тому +63

    Buc-ee's is practically a local attraction right now in Warner Robins,GA. It's been open for over a year and that place still stays 75-80% full at any given hour.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +5

      Wow. We don't have any where I live. Wawa's is the new Yankee attraction. Still haven't tried it. I'll stick with 7-11.

    • @davidmatheny1993
      @davidmatheny1993 2 роки тому +8

      @@janejones7638 I have some family down below Tampa,FL and Wawa's have sort of taken on the main competition to 7/11 around there. My personal favorite as someone who lived around Atlanta a long time is QT.

    • @veronicasmith6314
      @veronicasmith6314 2 роки тому +4

      Hubby and I want to make a day trip to either Warner Robins or Adairsville. We haven't decided which one yet.

    • @davidmatheny1993
      @davidmatheny1993 2 роки тому +4

      @@veronicasmith6314 Both stores will likely have the same set up, so I would probably base it on distance or if you have other plans besides visiting a giant gas station lol.

    • @living2ndchildhood347
      @living2ndchildhood347 2 роки тому +8

      There are now Buc-ee’s in Alabama snd Georgia but not a single one in Louisiana!!! WTH is going on????

  • @coffeyallday
    @coffeyallday 2 роки тому +6

    Buc-ees opened in Kentucky this week and people have never been more excited about anything

  • @Jermcrusher
    @Jermcrusher 2 роки тому +127

    Anyone who says Buc-ees isn't a store is very wrong

    • @bertall1ca
      @bertall1ca 2 роки тому +13

      A Mega-Convenience Store.

    • @living2ndchildhood347
      @living2ndchildhood347 2 роки тому +8

      I buy BBQ sandwiches, souvenirs for the grand kids, and a small BBQ pit for my camper, from Buc-ee’s!!!

    • @eldoradocanyonro
      @eldoradocanyonro 2 роки тому +13

      A lot of the prices are pretty good, too. Very unlike the average upcharge at most inconvenience stores. 99 cent ice vs $2.19 next door...
      Peanut oil cheaper than Wally world....

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 роки тому

      Buc-EEs coffee is ok. I was not impressed with the baked goods but the new Daytona Beach FL location off I-4 see steady traffic. ⛽️

    • @brianstryker4536
      @brianstryker4536 2 роки тому +1

      As a non southerner, Buc-ees just sounds like the south version of wawa

  • @dbackscott
    @dbackscott 2 роки тому +35

    The ending was spectacular and very accurate.

  • @Geoffrey___
    @Geoffrey___ 2 роки тому +44

    that entire sketch was great and the ending might be the best part

  • @brinacodding2573
    @brinacodding2573 2 роки тому +7

    As a Dollar Tree employee, I can confirm peoples reactions to the price increase were much MUCH worse

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 2 роки тому

      I'm sorry! You are the same as me-- we don't make the policies but yet we are the public face for the company. It is very difficult.

  • @1gr8chef123
    @1gr8chef123 2 роки тому +130

    YET, another GREAT video , matt!!!!!!! PLEASE do more of these kind of videos!!!!!! car companies, food prodcuts, restaurants....whatever!!!!!! sending MIDWEST LUV!!!!!!!!!

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +3

      Even the same stores but for the month of May. Maybe something about Memorial Day sales, etc. Love his videos, this made my day.

    • @cephalonplant4087
      @cephalonplant4087 2 роки тому +3

      Much Wow!!!!!! MANY Points!!!!! Such Agree!!!!

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 2 роки тому

      I'll definitely recommend 'Foil Arms and Hog': "Days of the week have a party" "Vegetables have a party" "Medicines have a party" etc.

    • @patriciaecampbell372
      @patriciaecampbell372 2 роки тому +1

      Did ya hear him say "Ope"?! 😂

  • @EddyGurge
    @EddyGurge 2 роки тому +16

    That ending was amazing!

  • @mommyharris1111
    @mommyharris1111 2 роки тому +15

    Before Cesar’s pizza, Kmart used to have an excellent diner in them… just like Walgreens. Miss those days!

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 6 місяців тому

      I don't remember it

  • @jklstewart
    @jklstewart Рік тому +7

    Matt just kills me. I wonder if he cracks himself up. That bit with Amazon and Kmart was gold.

  • @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792
    @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792 2 роки тому +11

    Matt you are absolutely hilarious I love you. Jesus has blessed you with the gift of humor

  • @freckledone1073
    @freckledone1073 2 роки тому +11

    Buc-ee's forever!!!!

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +1

      I live in central FL, I had no idea what this was.

    • @sarahprince2412
      @sarahprince2412 2 роки тому +2

      @@janejones7638 Buc-ee’s is the Disneyland of gas stations here in Texas. You just got to go in person to understand the experience we get. I hate that they expanded Buc-ee’s to other states. It’s a Texas thing man.

    • @freckledone1073
      @freckledone1073 2 роки тому +1

      @@janejones7638 You don't need to visit the Alamo, but you do need to experience Buc-ee's.

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 6 місяців тому

      @@janejones7638 Massive gas station, store and food place on every interstate in Texas. Expanding to other states. They have extremely clean bathrooms. When I get gas, I visit the restroom, even if I don't need to.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Threedog1963 I'm in Tampa FL. We're not getting a Buc-ee's for a long time. But they're building one in Ocala, FL. It's only a couple hours away. I suppose I could go on a field trip there. Back in the day, I used to rave about Publix (grocery store) when it was only in FL. Most of my college friends lived in different states. Slowly it's moving into their states and they agree with me.

  • @pama.6410
    @pama.6410 2 роки тому +33

    This was really clever! Great writing on this one. Great job Matt!

  • @heathb4319
    @heathb4319 2 роки тому +9

    The truth in this is astounding.
    The end is true and priceless.
    Keep being you brother...the world is a better place because of it.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 6 місяців тому

      Umm no I loved Kmart because I had a card that earned points and I could get stuff for free sometimes at Kmart and Sears if I had enough points

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 6 місяців тому

      @@MelB868 ...and that is why they are out of business ;)
      Just kidding. I loved kmart as well. While our parents would shop, the store would let us ride the scooters and Big Wheels in the store as long as we were careful and courteous to the other shoppers.
      That would never happen today because of...well, you know.
      I miss the 80's.

  • @329crys
    @329crys 2 роки тому +12

    Holy smokes Matt you had me rolling!🤣🤣🤣great job!!!!!!

  • @nanoflower1
    @nanoflower1 2 роки тому +23

    I thought K-mart was dead so I just went to their store locator and confirmed. K-mart is dead, in Georgia. They used to have stores everywhere but now there are none in Georgia. Still amazed there are stores in so many other states after all these years. They truly are the store that won't die.

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 2 роки тому +2

      None here in Alabama either

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 Рік тому +3

      Same goes for Radio Shack. Somehow still alive despite being one of the last stores to get online

    • @CyberchaoX
      @CyberchaoX Рік тому +2

      I've heard that there are now more K-Marts outside the US than in it. I'm not sure if that's true.
      ...I've looked it up, and _technically_ all of the K-Marts are in the USA (though the still-thriving Kmart Australia _used to be_ affiliated with our Kmart)... they're just not in _states._ There are literally more Kmarts in the U.S. Virgin Islands than there are in the entire continental United States.

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 Рік тому

      The only reason Kmart held on so long in some places is because all the people that got banned from Walmart had to find somewhere else to shop(lift).

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 Рік тому

      Kmart is still a big thing in Australia.

  • @MissLinda777
    @MissLinda777 2 роки тому +15

    This man is a comedic genius!

  • @bradley_klein
    @bradley_klein 2 роки тому +9

    Thank you, Matt. It's because of you I was able to find out that it takes me exactly 2:18 to make a bologna, cheese and tomato sandwich all while being thoroughly entertained!

  • @claireboltjes7646
    @claireboltjes7646 2 роки тому +2

    This is fantastic!! The very last store to show up was genius! This is exactly how it all rolls. 🤣🤣👏👏

  • @oneminuteofmyday
    @oneminuteofmyday 2 роки тому +8

    Poor K-Mart. I remember your glory days when every school-aged kid was embarrassed to admit they bought their clothes at you. I had the best pair of pinstriped jeans with zippers at bottom of the legs that I said came from “I don’t remember” when the preppy girls would ask where I got them.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 роки тому

      You wanted the preppy girls to talk to you?
      Even in highschool I could tell how stuck up they were.

    • @oneminuteofmyday
      @oneminuteofmyday 2 роки тому +1

      @@doughesson Are you attempting to sound superior to a person who posted about not wanting to be made to feel inferior to some girls who felt superior because they supposedly didn’t shop at a store they viewed as inferior, even though could have gotten a pair of truly superior jeans there?

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 роки тому +1

      @@oneminuteofmyday I used to wear Sears Toughskin jeans.
      You could drag a kid wearing Toughskins down a gravel road & 30 miles later, the kid would be in pieces but the jeans could be sold as new.

    • @oneminuteofmyday
      @oneminuteofmyday 2 роки тому +1

      @@doughesson I had a pair of very 1970’s plaid ToughSkins. We’re talking harvest gold/orange/teal with teal patches (came that way) on the knees. I despised those jeans, but there was nothing that I could do to them to end the misery. They refused to die! I think they were hand-me-downs, so I had to wear them while growing into them and then back out of them. lol My mother bought a teal shirt for me to wear with them. She thought it was cute. The 1970’s were rough. lol 😂

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 роки тому

      @@oneminuteofmyday Tell me bout it.
      I was going to a private school for a couple years & wasn't allowed to wear jeans & t shirts like my friends could wear.

  • @LuckyLego
    @LuckyLego 2 роки тому +15

    I can see this actually happening

  • @gulfgypsy
    @gulfgypsy 2 роки тому +98

    Many years ago we lived in a town that was so small that there was a bridal registry at the local hardware and feed store.
    Didn't even have a Dollar Tree or Big Lots -- We did have a store that sold odds and ends (which I suspected also doubled as the local dating service) --- Think it was called 'Find and Pick'........

    • @jdeang3531
      @jdeang3531 2 роки тому +4

      Was that Buffalo, TX? I saw that there one time, Bride registered at the feed store. Of course they sold saddles and other leather goods so……

    • @dbackscott
      @dbackscott 2 роки тому +14

      Wait, not even big enough for a Dollar General? Does such a place exist? I’ve seen Dollar General stores on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere!

    • @anthonypierce8919
      @anthonypierce8919 2 роки тому

      Find A Dick would have been a better name.

    • @kirsbeasley87
      @kirsbeasley87 2 роки тому +7

      This sounds so similar to my hometown! The local radio DJ was also the coroner, the vet owned the local car lot, and RadioShack and Cellular South were both inside Western Auto (I had no idea they were separate stores until I went to college). And the Tradewinds paper sold livestock and cars, and had the local 'meet-a-mate' ads.

    • @lorenstribling6096
      @lorenstribling6096 2 роки тому +10

      Snort. The town I grew up in didn't even have a stop SIGN until I was in college. Literally there were less than 300 people. If you needed something from the hardware/feed store on Sunday you would call the man who owned it and he would come open up for you.

  • @Mr-G131
    @Mr-G131 2 роки тому +2

    Spirit Halloween in the last half second was too true to life.

  • @justdawnsoullessginger3536
    @justdawnsoullessginger3536 2 роки тому +52

    Oh, holy crap. THAT WAS BRILLIANT! Absolutely top notch! Thank you, Matt. You’re really going out of your way to keep us entertained until football season starts. I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate it!! 💜

  • @joannamcpeak7531
    @joannamcpeak7531 2 роки тому +5

    Eating at the Kmart counter was pretty cool.

  • @christieintexas
    @christieintexas 2 роки тому +5

    This was hilarious! I miss the good old days when Kmart was around. 😪

  • @XiozTaschez
    @XiozTaschez 2 роки тому +2

    “They get lost for hours sniffing candles and looking at storage cubes.”
    Why do I feel singled out?

  • @tramseyer
    @tramseyer 2 роки тому +21

    Until a few months ago, we had Subway in our favorite WalMarts, and in at least one other nearby Walmart's. We have three main Walmart stores within easy driving distance, and three Marketplaces in the same area. Sure miss that Subway - and the Arvest bank that was also there. Made it a lot easier to get things done.

    • @tramseyer
      @tramseyer 2 роки тому +2

      Also have one Target, two Walgreens, at least five Dollar Generals, and two Dollar Trees. Haven't had a Kmart in years.

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 2 роки тому

      Subway isn't do very well across the USA. Lots of closures.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 2 роки тому

      There's a Subway at Walmart, but also a Subway literally just up the road, like 3-5 buisnesses away.

    • @tramseyer
      @tramseyer 2 роки тому

      @@jackalenterprisesofohio Yes. It isn't that close, but there's a stand alone Subway about half-mile/mile from Walmart's. I tried it a few months ago, the outside ordering was a pain. Don't think I'll do it again. It was open while the one at Walmart was.
      Ironically, there still isn't anything at that space in Walmart.

  • @janeduenweg1171
    @janeduenweg1171 2 роки тому +15

    I literally laughed at loud at this one. Fantastic! 😂

  • @seatheseakiller1416
    @seatheseakiller1416 2 роки тому +16

    this is great
    i now really need to know how many DGs will fit in a costco

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +1

      In my area at least 10. But the DG is in the tiniest location for a store that I've ever seen. It's like they know that nobody'll go in there.

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 2 роки тому

      42.

    • @kristir1262
      @kristir1262 2 роки тому

      I thought it was bucee's that said that... And it does have more restrooms than all of the others combined.

    • @seatheseakiller1416
      @seatheseakiller1416 2 роки тому +1

      @@kristir1262 it was,i just want to how many DGs will fit in Costco

  • @roseofmidwoodbrooklyn2414
    @roseofmidwoodbrooklyn2414 2 роки тому

    Y'all are BRILLIANT!! The Big K coming back as SPIRIT.....perfect

  • @atrevino3082
    @atrevino3082 2 роки тому +9

    Matt- your stuff's awesome!

  • @ltp9019
    @ltp9019 2 роки тому +12

    You absolutely nailed them all! Great work! :D

  • @bobbigirl9983
    @bobbigirl9983 2 роки тому +8

    Matt, you are a genius! I just found out a dollar is no longer a dollar. Lol

  • @lyn3974
    @lyn3974 2 роки тому +2

    Oh Matt! Thank you for sharing this video!

  • @dylanshort1661
    @dylanshort1661 2 роки тому +60

    Oh the bathroom joke hits too close to home, also I hate how you need a quarter along with a dollar to buy something at dollar tree now.

    • @janicesullivan8942
      @janicesullivan8942 2 роки тому +3

      LOL, that’s not The Dollar Stores fault.

    • @YSLRD
      @YSLRD 2 роки тому +6

      @@janicesullivan8942 I know. Still hate it. It just feels different.

    • @hildeschmid8400
      @hildeschmid8400 2 роки тому +10

      Don't forget tax!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 роки тому +1

      They sell art 🎨 in Buc EEs rest rooms. Look at the price tags. Lol.... 🚽🚽🚽

    • @jreyman
      @jreyman 2 роки тому +2

      It's called inflation. Also, why should Dollar tree be boxed in, when the other "Dollar" stores aren't?

  • @lissachocolate
    @lissachocolate 2 роки тому +18

    Kmart’s fatal mistake was trying to become a grocery store. Over 1/2 the store converted to grocery aisles😞

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 2 роки тому +7

      But that strategy worked well for Walmart and SuperTargets! Our KMart looked like a trash heap inside with NO organization. The cash registers took forever to ring you up and the wait in lines was extremely long as a result of those old registers. I was sorry to see Kmart die.

  • @marywarren8357
    @marywarren8357 2 роки тому +6

    The whole skit is funny and spot on, but that ending was perfect!! Thanks, Matt, I needed this today!!

  • @annguglielmino8989
    @annguglielmino8989 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant, Matt! Literal LOL at the end....used ta work K Marche'!

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 2 роки тому +15

    I liked how Walgreens was called a pharmacy, yet they never fully fill your prescription order requiring you to constantly call them back asking where the hell your damned pills are. You'd think an actual pharmacy would be able to do that.

    • @kyle89236
      @kyle89236 2 роки тому +5

      It is because corporate cut their hours down so much, that they are always under staffed.

  • @joecoolmccall
    @joecoolmccall 2 роки тому +7

    Well done. Your effort brought forth a laugh. Keep working hard !

  • @trentonmartin588
    @trentonmartin588 2 роки тому +13

    Okay, that's the best hilarious video that I have ever seen! Matt, you have done it again! Another awesome job on this funny video! I nearly wet my pants after laughing so hard!

  • @hollyperry3774
    @hollyperry3774 2 роки тому +3

    That was hilarious!!!!!

  • @OGSarah
    @OGSarah 2 роки тому +4

    Howling with laughter- each one was better than the last! 😂

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 2 роки тому +9

    I swear, these are the highlight of my day whenever they come out! Matt, keep up the good work!

  • @user-vm5ud4xw6n
    @user-vm5ud4xw6n 2 роки тому +7

    Only would something like this be thought up by “It’s a Southern Thing!” Matt uou did it again!!

  • @BlankCanvas88
    @BlankCanvas88 2 роки тому +2

    Very clever! Bravo! 👏🏻

  • @MCeili
    @MCeili 2 роки тому +1

    This Irish lass be loving your videos Matt. Keep em coming please sir.

  • @carebear927
    @carebear927 2 роки тому +5

    ROTF!!!! Love these videos!!!! They never fail to make me laugh my butt off!!!

  • @04straw
    @04straw 2 роки тому +5

    This is great! 👍

  • @Reverend_Sashimi
    @Reverend_Sashimi 2 роки тому +1

    The Spirit Halloween ending though... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobertGrif
    @RobertGrif 2 роки тому +4

    This is now officially my favorite sketch you have done!

  • @jaredmarkham7300
    @jaredmarkham7300 2 роки тому +4

    . My favorite was Kmart and Amazon. The gassation was the next best fantasy iteration.

  • @vada-marie9006
    @vada-marie9006 2 роки тому +3

    I needed this today! Thank you, Matt! Dollar General is my spirit animal!💖💕

  • @TB-cv1me
    @TB-cv1me Рік тому

    MM, your work is Awesome! I was born and raised in MI, and now live between VA and FL.... I get the jokes and they are GREAT! Keep up the good work...

  • @bigrichc8265
    @bigrichc8265 2 роки тому +1

    I loved this video especially the spirit Halloween bit at the end

  • @rxanime535
    @rxanime535 2 роки тому +47

    I was waiting for Walgreens to show up. As someone who worked there it boggled me how we could sell cigarettes and dispense medications. Let me just say I hated Walgreens at least when it was a Rite Aid we had some respect from the higher ups. At least when I was at Walgreens got treated like less than human.

    • @living2ndchildhood347
      @living2ndchildhood347 2 роки тому +7

      We really miss our Rite-Aid Drug Store, it’s employees, it’s Pharmacy, AND it’s Pharmacists!!! Rite-Aid employed great people!!!!

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +5

      I went to Walgreens for Easter candy on sale. The cashier did look pretty miserable. I only go in for 50%-75% candy. My uncle is in a nursing home and he loves that type of candy.

    • @EricStevenTerry
      @EricStevenTerry 2 роки тому +6

      I am friends with a former head pharmacist that worked at Rite-Aid. When Walgreens took over, the store manager became overall manager, including the pharmacy. That didn't work well and she ended up quitting and moving to a new pharmacy, making less money.

    • @rxanime535
      @rxanime535 2 роки тому +6

      @@living2ndchildhood347 yeah. I would hear all the time. “What happened you all used to have no problems and now every once in a while I have an issue!” I’d always say sir/ma’am I apologize and unfortunately we no longer have an amazing computer system that won’t break down constantly or a help desk that is actually useful for issues. I could write a book on how bad the transition was and 2 years since we converted have been nothing but a hassle to say the least. Thank goodness for hospital pharmacy I’m a lot happier.

    • @kyle89236
      @kyle89236 2 роки тому +3

      Walgreens used to be good. When they got bought by Boots it went downhill. Store Managers used to make a lot of money, but now they got rid of all those and hire cheap store managers with major benefit cuts. I was there for 12 years and it only kept getting worse.

  • @cmorgan7851
    @cmorgan7851 2 роки тому +4

    This content was 💯 accurate!

  • @scottgroth8739
    @scottgroth8739 2 роки тому +1

    LMAO!!! THANK YOU, MATT! ONCE AGAIN, YOU'VE MADE ME LAUGH WITH INCREDIBLY ACCURATE DEPICTIONS! You're awesome, God bless you, brother!

  • @GenericName1084
    @GenericName1084 Рік тому +1

    Spirit Halloween just popping up is hilarious, your videos never cease to give me a good laugh!

  • @dylanshort1661
    @dylanshort1661 2 роки тому +3

    The only thing that could make this better is if family dollar was in this.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +4

      Have Family Dollar and Dollar General have a tag-team cage match. Except no one would want to tag in for either side.

  • @Holmer188
    @Holmer188 2 роки тому +6

    I always mark no substitutions. Love your channel.

    • @uhohmomo7685
      @uhohmomo7685 2 роки тому +2

      Wait. This is a thing? It would certainly be much better than what I've currently been doing using the scan and go option only to hthen I only have to stand in line to be able to self check out with the QR Code lol

    • @michaelcole2122
      @michaelcole2122 2 роки тому +2

      If you mark no substitutions, then you'll get nothing if we don't have the item you wanted.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 2 роки тому +1

      @@uhohmomo7685 Yes, it's a thing at the very end of your order. But be prepared to have about 1/2 the items that you ordered. Because they had them when you ordered but a shopper picked it up in between. But it's still better than 7-up instead of bottled water.

    • @Scott_19
      @Scott_19 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelcole2122
      😆

    • @uhohmomo7685
      @uhohmomo7685 2 роки тому

      @mallo well that's no good! Sometimes its ok to be a ken or a karen. Call and complain! Squeaky wheel and all that. 😇

  • @WildflowersCreations
    @WildflowersCreations 2 роки тому +2

    Oh my gosh that is so true about Kmart.

  • @immechellelewis
    @immechellelewis 2 роки тому +2

    That's hilarious! And so true!🤣😂💜💜

  • @jpvet5411
    @jpvet5411 2 роки тому +4

    Everything you do is freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laughs bud!

  • @smeghead3835
    @smeghead3835 2 роки тому +7

    It's hard to laugh some days but today Matt I did a spit take at the end of this video! Couldn't have been better! Keep it up n I'll keep watching

  • @bryanrice4040
    @bryanrice4040 Рік тому

    "I've got an unlicensed pharmasist in my parking lot" made me spit out my coffee!🤣

  • @tammyporte755
    @tammyporte755 2 роки тому

    Hilarious and pretty accurate! 🤣🤣The KMart thought he was dead 🤣🤣🤣💜🖤💜🖤

  • @Bomezy
    @Bomezy 2 роки тому +4

    I love his content so much!

  • @melvincooper8926
    @melvincooper8926 2 роки тому +7

    There need to be a super A+ thumbs up button for this one Matt.

  • @darrylmaxwell-os7pu
    @darrylmaxwell-os7pu 24 дні тому

    DUDE ! you have the most original sense of humor I have ever heard!!! ❤

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 2 роки тому

    I. Am. *Howling!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I did not see that twist coming.

  • @MAILLADY2010
    @MAILLADY2010 2 роки тому +4

    Can you imagine, for a moment, through space and time, a Buc-ee's inside of a Walmart. You have now entered the Southern Zone. (Twilight Zone music 🎶)

  • @ethanrichard4950
    @ethanrichard4950 2 роки тому +5

    Great video!😂😂

  • @PamWD
    @PamWD Рік тому

    Again, hilarious and fun! You nail these every time, Matt.

  • @foncywoolsocksiii923
    @foncywoolsocksiii923 2 роки тому

    Bucees is bonkers! I love going to them when in TX. It's an experience. Speaking of, hilarious how Spirit showed up at the end. 🤣👍

  • @JAY-gl5xd
    @JAY-gl5xd 2 роки тому +20

    Hilarious! I remember going to Wal-Mart as a youth and loving it. Now I have to be dragged in. Had to go with friends recently and it made me think of, the opposite of Disney land. No body is smiling, especially the kids. The "characters" you see there, you want to avoid. At Disney, everything is made to look real even when it's fake. At Wal-Mart, even the real stuff looks fake. And no one is impressed by Wal-Mart animatronics (the practically mandatory self checkout).

    • @aprilbundy4395
      @aprilbundy4395 10 місяців тому

      I’ve had my credit card skimmed and checking account emptied twice from making the mistake of using Walmart self checkout- two different Walmarts in two different states. I don’t, won’t do self checkout there even if it means waiting in line for an hour for a human. Also don’t use self checkout anywhere for this same reason as well as, be aware that big corporations are trying to scam back their inventory “shrinkage” by trying to match item discrepancies back to customers by reviewing tapes and transactions at self checkout lines specifically and then filing police reports way later on customers for allegedly shoplifting possibly mis-scanned items. If YOU scan it, they can try to claim you took it; if THEY scan it for you, they can’t claim later you stole it. Also, self checkout kills cashiering jobs for people who need jobs without much experience needed. Insist on real live humans everywhere you can.

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 10 місяців тому

      Yep... target is getting to be as bad as wall marts, my aunt works in the women's clothing department and she has some funny stories, one time she found a woman (not some perverted man) LICKING bras, she also found an elderly woman who was shitting on the floor... and a few weeks later she caught the same elderly woman shitting on a different part of the women's clothing department... my mom was a nurse for 27 years, one of the "regulars" at the "hospital" was bat shit crazy from meth, one time he decided to take a shit... IN THE ELEVATOR... it has a whole 3 floors and a 90 second ride from the 1st floor to the 3rd floor... he still "had to shit",.

  • @shugalford
    @shugalford 2 роки тому +3

    Matt should totally come do some stand up in Mobile. I would be there in a heartbeat

  • @jcope3886
    @jcope3886 Рік тому

    OMG! How did I miss this one when it came out!?
    Definitely worth the LoL and the looks from my wife, before I shared with her.

  • @brianmccarthy5557
    @brianmccarthy5557 2 роки тому +1

    The normal places to find people sleeping at Walmart is in the upper tiers of the toilet paper boxes and the far reaches of the gardening section. I worked at one for a while. Employees usually hid back in the inventory area, once again the toilet paper carton area was popular.

  • @slashplane
    @slashplane 2 роки тому +6

    Amazing,
    also didn't realise it was posted "8 seconds ago" until the end and I was hitting the like button.

  • @uchihabro77
    @uchihabro77 2 роки тому +3

    When Walgreens started having TOY Exclusives at their stores, thats when they were accepted to the club. A pharmacy, has Hasbro Exclusives.

  • @ursaminorjim
    @ursaminorjim 2 роки тому

    Okay, I did a _genuine_ spit-take/cackle at the end. Just perfect.

  • @cornpowa
    @cornpowa 2 роки тому

    The dollar general was spot on and the Spirit Halloween at the end was perfect!