If Chain Restaurants Could Talk

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Рік тому +758

    Subscribe or eat the basket of remotes

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 Рік тому +7

      Mmm, tasty

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP Рік тому +1

      1:21 Cracker Barrel employees when they serve a table of Black people

    • @drbobiwsky
      @drbobiwsky Рік тому +11

      I wonder how many people go in and sneakily take the batteries out of them.

    • @CT--mq6dj
      @CT--mq6dj Рік тому +8

      Why not both?

    • @jpelasky01
      @jpelasky01 Рік тому +4

      Thank you. This was so funny. great job. I have been feeling depressed and this video made me laugh. A lot. 🤣

  • @deaconblooze1
    @deaconblooze1 Рік тому +2670

    Waffle House lighting a cigarette is definitely the most on brand thing that happened here.

    • @Lopal12
      @Lopal12 Рік тому +59

      people in waffle house lookin like they smoke crack 24/7

    • @mordecaijones1388
      @mordecaijones1388 Рік тому +40

      Add in a small busted window by the door and it’s spot on!!!

    • @ChickumBurtango
      @ChickumBurtango Рік тому +76

      If the cook doesn’t follow me in after finishing his smoke break when I pull up to waffle house, I don’t want it.

    • @mordecaijones1388
      @mordecaijones1388 Рік тому +26

      @@ChickumBurtango uhhh I’ve had them place the still lit butt on the electrical box in the bushes and say they’ll be right back for it!

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 Рік тому +83

      Show some respect for waffle house. The pay is good and the work is hard. Every other fast food place you're just pressing buttons. Waffle house we learn how to be real cooks

  • @SirBeast1992
    @SirBeast1992 Рік тому +355

    "I throw rocks or chairs at customers that need to go home." Classic lmao

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 5 місяців тому +4

      Sometimes its other customers.
      Depends on whether it's riot season or hurricane season.

  • @doughyguy2663
    @doughyguy2663 Рік тому +841

    Never thought I'd see the day that Applebee's is the voice of reason.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому +4

      I remember going to a Veterans Day meal event at a Orlando FL area Applebee's 🍎 late 2010s. I walked in, ordered a 🍔 & saw a bunch of bugs crawl over my table. 😩

    • @seanmurphy9913
      @seanmurphy9913 Рік тому +8

      Applebees are the gourmet restaurants of small towns

    • @MrClobbertime
      @MrClobbertime Рік тому +2

      They're owned and operated by Aunt Bee.

    • @MegaSwiming
      @MegaSwiming Рік тому

      @@seanmurphy9913unfortunately yes

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 Рік тому

      ​@@DavidLLambertmobilewhat kind of bugs 😲🪲🦟🦗🐛🐜🐝🐌🐞🦋 ?

  • @deathslayer4487
    @deathslayer4487 Рік тому +377

    BJ's casually not wanting to serve their namesake.

    • @Kikujirosan
      @Kikujirosan Рік тому +18

      at least it wasn't a restaurant named DP's. 😂😂

    • @katarh
      @katarh Рік тому +23

      Not a chain, but one of the best restaurants in New Orleans is Dooky Chase. They also do not serve their name.

    • @BengtBagels
      @BengtBagels Рік тому +26

      ​@@katarh I literally googled Dooky Chase
      as I typed I was speaking out loud:
      There is no way that's real -Oh My Lawd 😭

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 Рік тому +11

      Bless their heart....poor BJs! And they get confused for Costco and Sam's club wannabe too! So sad and yet too 🤣 funny

    • @aprilgeorge23
      @aprilgeorge23 Рік тому +13

      @@amandachilds5290yeah don’t even get me started with that. Worked at a BJ’s that was NEXT DOOR to a BJ’s clubhouse. Got the questions allllll the time 😆

  • @Thyme2dream
    @Thyme2dream Рік тому +992

    I still remember the time we were “fine dining” at Olive Garden and there were a couple of REAL Italian guys in the booth behind us…we don’t speak Italian so I’m sure we missed a lot, but I can still see the incredulous looks on their faces as they read the menu and their uproarious laughter when their food arrived.

    • @MSinistrari
      @MSinistrari Рік тому +190

      Among us Italians, Olive Garden is the McDonalds of Italian food.

    • @neverlistentome
      @neverlistentome Рік тому +137

      Among Americans olive garden is the McDonalds of Italian food. They don't even make food fresh in house. The food comes pre made and frozen and they reheat it. Disgusting.

    • @dvest
      @dvest Рік тому +32

      haha as an American eating Italian in America I like it anyway! 🙂

    • @JL-sm6cg
      @JL-sm6cg Рік тому +98

      Doesn't surprise me. I ate at a REAL Italian restaurant in New York City, and when I asked the waitress if they put chicken in their fettuccini alfredo, she looked at me like she was about to call Bruno out of the kitchen to beat my ass! lol

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell Рік тому +14

      Ahhh remember when olive garden made there own pasta, 🤔

  • @Noemo2000
    @Noemo2000 Рік тому +154

    I loved Bdubs … “we’re basically a Best Buy that’s sells food.”

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 11 місяців тому +5

      I never thought of it that way but now I can't unthink that. 😂😂😂

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 6 місяців тому

      More like a local tech shop. Because d bags and high school football teams always go there

    • @user-tq6bf3gm3k
      @user-tq6bf3gm3k 2 місяці тому

      In what ways is it like a tech shop minus the complaining😅😂

    • @gianfeliciano9816
      @gianfeliciano9816 День тому

      P.J. Whelihan's is that too, but the food is actually good.

  • @Adam-yb2ei
    @Adam-yb2ei Рік тому +189

    True story (and somewhat sad) I proposed to my wife at an Applebees in 2004. We were literally the only customers in there so we got applause from the 2 servers, the bartender, and a few kitchen staff.

    • @kiajohnson
      @kiajohnson Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷

    • @ScribbleNuts
      @ScribbleNuts Рік тому +16

      You two need a redo lol

    • @karlstrauss2330
      @karlstrauss2330 11 місяців тому +6

      God bless America

    • @JBinFL
      @JBinFL 11 місяців тому +9

      Makin memories

    • @alphax4785
      @alphax4785 7 місяців тому +4

      If you're still together it ain't sad.

  • @PrydeWater901
    @PrydeWater901 Рік тому +731

    I truly don’t understand how Hooters survived the pandemic when most every restaurant went carry out only. Who orders Hooters to go?!

    • @MunDane68
      @MunDane68 Рік тому +107

      They closed several restaurants, but lots of people order chicken wings. And theirs aren't bad, plus they have/had the best fish and chips of any of the chains

    • @langdonledwig3734
      @langdonledwig3734 Рік тому +26

      Weirdos

    • @safromnc8616
      @safromnc8616 Рік тому +168

      'I just go for the wings' is the equivalent of people who used to say they bought Playboy for the articles.

    • @jenniferwintz2514
      @jenniferwintz2514 Рік тому

      ​@@safromnc8616hey, they used to have damn good articles LOL

    • @Spikelangelo
      @Spikelangelo Рік тому

      @@safromnc8616 Atlanta 'Gentleman' Clubs would like a word. Legit some fantastic wings that you can't go to a chain store to get.

  • @andrewmcminn6192
    @andrewmcminn6192 Рік тому +825

    Absolutely Top Shelf. Matt's acting with the looking back and forth to the other characters while he's monologuing is professional level technique. This content is definitely a cut above. Thanks Matt!

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 Рік тому +8

      I thought that was Jersey Mike's or is that a sub above? I feel another video subject...

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf Рік тому +6

      Sometimes I almost forgot he wasn’t a twin.
      He should do a southern male adult version of the Parent Trap. 😂

    • @andrewmcminn6192
      @andrewmcminn6192 Рік тому +2

      @@davidthedeaf I would watch that. 🤣

    • @nakamakai5553
      @nakamakai5553 11 місяців тому +1

      I am laughing right out loud - very good work, Matt.

  • @taylorkoleber1885
    @taylorkoleber1885 Рік тому +107

    Aussie living in Texas. We used to joke that the host at Outback Steakhouse would hit the panic button under the bar because Actual AustraliansTM were there 😆... but the food was still pretty dang good tbf.

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n Рік тому +18

      I had an Aussie friend and when we were talking about the first places we ever drank alcohol at, he practically imploded when I said the words "Outback Steakhouse"
      He absolutely hates it (for obvious reasons) and I told him, if it makes him feel better I didn't find anything noteworthy about it besides the fact that their frozen cocktails were delicious, my mom accidentally stole a sauce bowl and I HATED their baked potatoes because they put so much salt on it that it was practically inedible.
      He admired the fact that all I cared about there was the alcohol and said "they don't sell Victoria Bitter, that's ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW"

    • @khills
      @khills Рік тому +12

      My husband was looking at the menu recently and went “what the 🤬 is Toowoomba sauce?!” and looked it up.
      It’s Alfredo sauce. They decided to rename Alfredo sauce.
      So naturally, being the good wife that I am, I immediately made sure to buy the ingredients for a chicken Alfredo pasta the following day. “What’re we having for dinner?” “Chicken Toowoomba pasta!” 😂😂😂 I don’t think I’ve actually used to word Alfredo sauce at home since - and I’ve gotten all our friends on board, too. 😁

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Рік тому +5

      A friend of mine is Australian and came to the US on business for a while several years ago. Her bestie in the US took her to Outback with her knowing it was fake Aussie. She reported afterward that it was even worse than she'd imagined, but she loved the food. This latter fact annoyed the hell out of her. 😆

  • @holdenackerman8783
    @holdenackerman8783 Рік тому +569

    Cracker Barrel: “We do have crackers.”
    Waffle House: “He ain’t lying.”
    Spat out my drink

    • @graywolfdracon
      @graywolfdracon 10 місяців тому +26

      I used to work at Cracker Barrel and was declared King of the Crackers by one of the cooks who got mad when I told him he needed to recook a steak for the 2nd time cause he apparently didn't know what medium-well was. He has sent out a steak rare twice.

    • @cpapcyborg
      @cpapcyborg 10 місяців тому +17

      During my travels across the US I stopped at a Cracker Barrel. One step inside I immediately left, cuz there were so many white people that I thought I stumbled in on a Klan meeting!

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 9 місяців тому +8

      How do you think Cracker Barrel got the word Cracker in its name?

    • @Jon155mt
      @Jon155mt 9 місяців тому +14

      That and the BJs comment both took me out

    • @robotunes
      @robotunes 9 місяців тому +6

      @@Jon155mt I have tears in my eyes from laughter.

  • @BBarn711
    @BBarn711 Рік тому +147

    The Olive Garden is where my mom took me to a “nice dinner” and told me about the birds and the bees-complete with diagrams she drew on pink and blue paper and tears on my mom’s part. Our poor waiter.

    • @ClaireTDixon
      @ClaireTDixon 11 місяців тому +10

      @BethanyBarnthson 😂🤣ha ha ha, too funny, LOL, ROTFL! Talking about the birds and the bees in a restaurant. BTW I didn't want to hear it (even though I found out about it in the privacy of home), and definitely not from my intimidating mother! I would have preferred to hear it from my easygoing Dad.

    • @edgarburlyman738
      @edgarburlyman738 11 місяців тому +2

      Why the tears?

    • @ClaireTDixon
      @ClaireTDixon 11 місяців тому +7

      @@edgarburlyman738 probably because talking about the birds and the bees was stressful and embarrassing for her and her mom.

    • @edgarburlyman738
      @edgarburlyman738 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ClaireTDixon what'd you say the first time?

    • @ClaireTDixon
      @ClaireTDixon 11 місяців тому +3

      @@edgarburlyman738 I edited my reply but what I said was "this 😂🤣 means tears of laughter." Then I realized you directed the question to someone else, not me.

  • @timmholl9238
    @timmholl9238 Рік тому +135

    HIGHLY recommend that you are not in the process of drinking something while watching this.

  • @laureliechapman1267
    @laureliechapman1267 Рік тому +337

    "We have a few varieties of shrooms available..." - perfectly delivered line, laughing my butt off

    • @Lopal12
      @Lopal12 Рік тому +17

      mellow mushroom is the best pizza

    • @wendyduncan9084
      @wendyduncan9084 Рік тому +7

      That was the most on point depiction of the whole clip. Facts on Friday.

    • @Zantreful
      @Zantreful Рік тому +1

      ​@@Lopal12Only if it's free. I'd rather have 7/11 pizza.

    • @Lopal12
      @Lopal12 Рік тому +2

      @@Zantreful i only get it occasionally

    • @matthewtaylor1785
      @matthewtaylor1785 Рік тому +5

      @@ZantrefulMellow Mushroom is actually quite good

  • @Grabthar191
    @Grabthar191 Рік тому +357

    This really made my Friday. I laughed so hard, especially Red Lobster calling Applebees a liar.

  • @judybethclark9431
    @judybethclark9431 Рік тому +164

    "Do I want to know what's under that logo?" "No you don't." I almost spit out my Dr. Pepper! Thanks, Matt!!

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Рік тому +1

      Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better 😁

  • @reensabeans
    @reensabeans Рік тому +113

    😂😂 "No you do not." 😂😂 the ending is amazing 👏

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP Рік тому +92

    I love the idea of Applebee’s serving bees.

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n Рік тому +9

      I got really sick to my stomach the only time I ate there and honestly if they served bees instead I might have had less stomach issues XD

    • @randomscribblings7192
      @randomscribblings7192 Рік тому +3

      Only as a surprise though. Way more entertaining.

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny Рік тому +2

      The post of someone ordering the bees will forever be funny to me

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 11 місяців тому +2

      Excuse me, I want apples WITH bees

    • @yuki-sakurakawa
      @yuki-sakurakawa 11 місяців тому

      And panda express should serve panda 🐼

  • @jennistone6515
    @jennistone6515 Рік тому +352

    We moved from Texas to California 20 years ago. My dad and I went to a Texas roadhouse for that taste of home. They had beans in their chili, and they had Mr Pibb and not Dr Pepper. And the only fried item I recall on the menu was the chicken fried chicken that wasn't very good. I still remember my dad asking the waitress, "Ma'am, have the owners of this place ever been to Texas?" I have never been back.

    • @safromnc8616
      @safromnc8616 Рік тому +70

      Why would anyone move from TX to Cali ? Sorry that's as far as I got....

    • @quigonkenny
      @quigonkenny Рік тому +33

      I'm from Texas and had to work in Cali a few years back. Pretty much nothing I ate the entire time I was in the state was memorable. Except the In-N-Out fries. Those were memorably bad.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Рік тому +30

      Beans in chili is unforgiveable !Mr Pibb, is however an acceptable substitue for Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper doesn't taste like Dr Pepper any more.
      Ice cold bottles from the gas station were always THE treat when we were kids on road trips.
      Sorry. I got to reminising 😂

    • @davidmatheny1993
      @davidmatheny1993 Рік тому +30

      I am now thoroughly confused. I knew that places like Ohio did the beanless, sweet marinara type of chili but I could have swore that Texas was where beans in chili originated.

    • @justdawnsoullessginger3536
      @justdawnsoullessginger3536 Рік тому +19

      My boyfriend just moved from CA to TX (he was only there for work - I swear!) When I'd go there to visit him, I couldn't get a sweet tea to save my life. I broke down & ordered an UNsweet tea once & asked for some sugar...the waitress brought me ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. I gave up & only drank vodka-based drinks from there on out. It crushed my soul 😏

  • @floormee
    @floormee Рік тому +33

    I love that I can hear the air conditioner in the background of a couple of these cuts. And then you can see where Matt is SUFFERING. Matt, just bite the bullet and turn on the AC. We don't want you to be sweaty!!

  • @abdulazizrex
    @abdulazizrex Рік тому +30

    3:08, I broke down laughing because I ABSOLUTELY loved red lobster’s bread buns!😂

    • @moonbatt
      @moonbatt Рік тому +3

      Bisquick and cheddar cheese! ❤😂

    • @WriterOfMany
      @WriterOfMany 6 місяців тому +1

      Texas Roadhouse and Red Lobster bread is the BEST

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 6 місяців тому

      Excuse me -- CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS! 😄

  • @nickinderrieden7630
    @nickinderrieden7630 Рік тому +24

    That was incredible. As a 20+ hospitality survivor and a person with general disdain of anything chain and not local, this was perfect. I've worked at one of those places, and had friends and coworkers work at a few others. Spot on representation. Also huge shout out to the writing! And to Chef Mike.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 10 місяців тому

      Local doesn't guarantee better. I worked at a locally owned "Italian" restaurant that was no better than Olive Garden, and was mismanaged (e.g., neglecting kitchen repairs) as well. I felt no disappointment when that place went out of business.

    • @melissamacedward-juhl6813
      @melissamacedward-juhl6813 5 місяців тому

      You survived 20+ years!!!!😂😅😂😅❤

    • @giancarlofelicianocastaned9316
      @giancarlofelicianocastaned9316 11 годин тому

      ​@@reginabillottiIn Pennsylvania yes it does

  • @debco12
    @debco12 Рік тому +221

    Matt, you owe me a new keyboard. I just snorted at the BJ"s comment and spewed my drink all over. Oh my gosh, this whole video was hilarious. Made my day, week, and month!

  • @dwhip49
    @dwhip49 Рік тому +65

    The man is brilliant. What a talent. This is almost constant laugh out loud one liners. Good On Ya.

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 Рік тому +8

    Had an Australian co-worker come over here, he wanted to go to Outback, I tried to talk him out of it... As far as Foster's goes, he said "We export that shyte"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 5 місяців тому +1

      I feel like every country has something they export because it would be illegal to serve it locally. The boys across the ocean on the other hand....😂

  • @MeandmyTea
    @MeandmyTea Рік тому +29

    Yessss! Everyone looks at me like I'm Crazy whenever I say Texas Roadhouse is from Little Old Indiana... But it's TRUE!!! 😁

    • @WinteryMix84
      @WinteryMix84 11 місяців тому +2

      Little ol’ SOUTHERN Indiana. We’re a whole other state down here! 😂

    • @schwenda3727
      @schwenda3727 11 місяців тому +2

      Suburban Louisville Roadhouse…

    • @kennethmasters9329
      @kennethmasters9329 4 місяці тому

      All you have to do is eat there and see the sad steaks and you can tell it's not a Texas steakhouse

  • @BigJon410
    @BigJon410 Рік тому +18

    I lost it with the special chair thing going on 1:47.

  • @MsJimmysgirl
    @MsJimmysgirl Рік тому +73

    I love when you do the if ( ) could talk videos. They are always hilarious.

  • @jpbaley2016
    @jpbaley2016 Рік тому +23

    I would never call the Red Lobster cheddar biscuits “sad”!

    • @BrunoEwok
      @BrunoEwok 6 місяців тому +1

      The bar is sad, not the biscuits. Damn boy, you must think Dr Seuss's ham is as green as his eggs.

  • @flashfan123campbell8
    @flashfan123campbell8 Рік тому +6

    "You're not even from Texas, are you?"
    "Southern Indiana!"
    😂😂😂

  • @curtisg8700
    @curtisg8700 Рік тому +28

    As someone who once tried a bourbon street steak, I'm pretty sure he nailed the recipe

    • @a.carolineott
      @a.carolineott 10 місяців тому +2

      As some one from New orleans, I agree.😊❤

    • @GothBatty
      @GothBatty 7 місяців тому +2

      @@a.carolineott⚜️⚜️😂

  • @Amoschp524
    @Amoschp524 Рік тому +15

    The wild wings being a Best Buy got me at the end, another fantastic video. Thank you Matt.

  • @frzstat
    @frzstat Рік тому +25

    To be fair ... there was a 30 minute wait at the local Applebee's recently, and the Bourbon Street steak was really good!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому +3

      I live in a med size US city with a metro pop of around 800000/900000. Heavy tourist-business convention crowds. The casual dining, chain places near me 🍽 stay fairly busy; 600pm - 1200am due to the large intl airport near by. ✈️

    • @lesilemccravy5172
      @lesilemccravy5172 10 місяців тому +2

      Did you also get a Oreo shake with whip cream on the top to 😂with two straws

  • @SouthernGentleman
    @SouthernGentleman Рік тому +4

    “He ain’t lying!” 😂🤣😂 that got me 😂

  • @xcw4934
    @xcw4934 Рік тому +19

    I'm Australian. I honestly can't think of what cuisine I'd put into an authentic Australian restaurant that's even half way fancy. We have the legendary sausage sandwich (grilled sausage + 1 slice of bread + onion + condiment) which you can get at our most popular hardware store for $2 for some reason, fairy bread (100's and 1000's on buttered bread almost exclusively served at kids birthday parties) and lamingtons (coconut sprinkles on a rectangular bite sized cake that's actually pretty awesome) for dessert. Yeah I'm one of the 50% that hates vegemite. I have one close relative who's into it and we're wondering if she got switched at the hospital. Everything else is either imported (we all love Thai food for some reason) or generic like grilled steaks or fresh seafood. We do now export kangaroo meat (almost no fat but very difficult to keep tender, has a slightly noticeable blood tang to it that I'm not super fond of) but you can't build a whole franchise on that.

    • @belacickekl7579
      @belacickekl7579 Рік тому +2

      I just visited Australia, and the meat pies there were delicious! Can't find those in America very easily, if at all.

    • @xcw4934
      @xcw4934 Рік тому +5

      @@belacickekl7579 We have a few gems. Meat pies are definitely one of our legendary foods that I somehow forgot about. I hear Tim Tams aren't available in many places outside the US? They're a rectangular, thick biscuit that's completely coated in chocolate. I'm sure it's at least 20% responsible for our massive waistlines on their own.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 10 місяців тому

      ​@@xcw4934you can sometimes get Tim Tams in the US, if you're lucky. They'll be stocked in the international foods section of a grocery store. And in my town, there's a gourmet food store that sells them.

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 9 місяців тому +1

      @@belacickekl7579 you can find meat pies at Hispanic places (empanadas) and in Louisiana (esp. Natchitoches)

    • @dmhiix
      @dmhiix 8 місяців тому +1

      The Thai food issue is easily addressed, because Thai is awesome.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Рік тому +34

    Imagine if this defunct restaurant could talk.
    My name is "Hometown Buffet" don't laugh at me. And don't look down your nose, I was a restaurant once and the all you can eat shrimp and chicken experiment failed due to the Hydra's 😋 that ate and ate with out end. Golden Corral don't snicker your next!!🤣😅 Matt that was a really funny video thank you!!

    • @BengtBagels
      @BengtBagels Рік тому +5

      next ? they closed here before the pandemic lockdowns... The last time I stepped into a golden coral a mother with 5 or 6 kids was encouraging her children to taste test the food at the line.... 😢 and if they didnt like it.. to put it back so the food wasnt "wasted" infront of... the cook/server... I quickly got a refund and was glad I didnt get a chance to eat after Wilma and her kids prechewed everyone's food. The manager was like: meh ya give them their money back but didnt go to talk with that family 🤢🤮

    • @madringking1119
      @madringking1119 Рік тому +4

      There's only 1 left in my county.
      The pandemic gave them the excuse to pull plug and most of their locations

  • @chrisscott6211
    @chrisscott6211 10 місяців тому +4

    I just now saw this and it's easily one of the funniest things you've ever done. So many little moments past the halfway point, from " Y'all are a dark bunch" to the end was hilarious.

  • @131maymay131
    @131maymay131 Рік тому +17

    These are my favorite types of vignettes that you do!!!! Laugh out loud all the way through!!!

  • @spookyduck13
    @spookyduck13 Рік тому +15

    I laughed aloud at the little house on the prairie comment but I genuinely love cracker barrel

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes Рік тому +9

    I consider Introducing my Australian friends to Outback Steakhouse as an American pastime. Their reactions are priceless.

  • @johnwayne3904
    @johnwayne3904 Рік тому +2

    Dadgum it, Matt, I literally don't have an ass left because i done laughed it off 🤣😂🤣

  • @richardalexander7089
    @richardalexander7089 Рік тому +3

    "Do I *want* to know what's underneath that logo"?
    "No, you do NOT". 😂😂😂❤

  • @Hard_7_Iron
    @Hard_7_Iron Рік тому +2

    “You aint from Texas are you?….nope, southern Indiana” 😂😂😂 WELL DONE!

  • @slayer8actual
    @slayer8actual Рік тому +8

    So many references, so many accurate depictions, but I think my favorite was the "We sell chairs" and "We throw chairs" bit between Cracker Barrel and Waffle House. Great stuff!!

  • @miask
    @miask Рік тому +98

    Matt is a comedy genius!😅😂❤

  • @macklyn
    @macklyn Рік тому +21

    Amazing Matt, you are a treasure! Bless Your Rank, If whatever Could Talk and your SEC commentary are some of the absolute best items on the web. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

  • @draecas
    @draecas Рік тому +6

    the mellow mushroom appearance killed me lmfao

  • @MadMac5
    @MadMac5 10 місяців тому +4

    "We're basically a Best Buy that serves food" is the best description of Buffalo Wild Wings that I can think of!

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 Рік тому +25

    It’s a step up from fast food!
    Well, more of a sidestep, there’s places like Jersey Mike’s which are technically fast food, but don’t have a drive-thru. Which, by the way, Subway counts as fast food because they *had* a drive-thru.

    • @Noledad77
      @Noledad77 Рік тому +2

      Jersey Mikes is a little pricy but also underrated.

    • @StephenTwardowski
      @StephenTwardowski Рік тому +2

      Actually one of the Jersey Mike's in my area has a drive-thru. They are in their own building, though, and not in a strip mall.

    • @hardcharging
      @hardcharging Рік тому +2

      I remember a Subway in Havelock, NC that had a drive thru a few years ago.

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 Рік тому

      @@hardcharging I only know they exist/existed because of Lethal Weapon 2. "They FUCK YOU with the drive through!"

    • @arcwiz
      @arcwiz Рік тому +1

      @@Noledad77 It is a bit pricey, but so are the other sub chains, and JM's has the best flavor imo

  • @greggsplaylist
    @greggsplaylist Рік тому +28

    Feel like there could have been more explored here, hoping we get a part 2 of even 3.

  • @rosiebateson4498
    @rosiebateson4498 Рік тому +24

    I smiled and laughed the whole way through that and I’m from the UK! Brilliant Matt ♥️👍

    • @jewel65
      @jewel65 Рік тому +2

      As an American I can tell you he is spot on with these! That's why he's so hilarious, all his videos are sooooo true!

  • @adzisme
    @adzisme Рік тому +7

    What? No mention of Buc-ees? Even though you have to eat the stuff in your car?
    Best line on BW3: “We’re just a Best Buy that serves food”.
    Classic!

    • @frzstat
      @frzstat Рік тому +1

      Buc ee's food is pretty good, and probably the reason they have so many toilets!

  • @ku8721
    @ku8721 Рік тому +3

    0:37 "Nope and you can stop asking" -BJ's
    Dude best joke I've heard in YEARS!!!

  • @bitslammer
    @bitslammer Рік тому +11

    This is some witty gold here. Well done.

  • @auntie.shannon
    @auntie.shannon Рік тому +33

    Should have included Huddle House so that there would be a three-way over the top rope battle royale with Waffle House and Cracker Barrel.

    • @StarViewer68
      @StarViewer68 Рік тому +3

      Do you think IHOP could get in on this action?

    • @EliSimmonk
      @EliSimmonk 11 місяців тому +2

      Don’t forget Denny’s

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 11 місяців тому +3

      Waffle House would throw a chair at Huddle house.

  • @kickinacoustic6119
    @kickinacoustic6119 Рік тому +8

    As a Tampa native I was hoping for some joke about Outback being the family friendly local alternative to wing house, hooters and all the other boob themed restaurants in the Tampa Bay Area.

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa Рік тому +26

    I can't recall, but have we had the restaurant rolls discussion yet? Because I feel that we *sweet honey cinnamon rolls* should have that discussion.

  • @chadbellamy2286
    @chadbellamy2286 Рік тому +8

    Love the video as always BUT, put out SEC Roll Call Week 0 soon please. I've been waiting all week for it LOL

  • @tyjohnston8573
    @tyjohnston8573 Рік тому +6

    Okay, I spit up my drink at "gospel CD collection."

  • @amymahoney3513
    @amymahoney3513 Рік тому +4

    😂 that ending was THE BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLepke2011
    @TheLepke2011 Рік тому +2

    "A toddler the size of a small mountain"!!! I almost died!!!

  • @rayjohnson2387
    @rayjohnson2387 Рік тому +15

    Hey...I loved the bar at our Applebees...probably because I knew the bartender and rarely paid for beer 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BengtBagels
      @BengtBagels Рік тому +3

      I went into an Applebees once and went right back out. It smelled like decades of sadness, nicotine, and urine. I cannot say if all Applebees are like this, but that was my 10-20 second experience. 🤮🥴

    • @VirginiaBronson
      @VirginiaBronson Рік тому +2

      ​@@BengtBagels no, you've got it right. They're all like that.

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 Рік тому +2

      @BengtBagels well...when I went it was like 25 years ago lol

    • @BrunoEwok
      @BrunoEwok 6 місяців тому +1

      @@BengtBagels All you need to know about Applebees is that the cut their ribs across the bone, instead of along it, so instead of getting pork BBQ that you can eat like chicken wings, you get something like fatty poker chips.

  • @charlesgall6335
    @charlesgall6335 11 місяців тому +2

    I would have died more if he would have been in the short shirt and orange shorts for Hooters and delivered that same line. 😂

  • @leesmith5419
    @leesmith5419 Рік тому +9

    This by far as the best one you have ever done Matt I liked it fell out of my chair laughing when I saw you light that cigarette

  • @HiTekRedNek
    @HiTekRedNek Рік тому +13

    This is great! Right when I thought it couldn't get any funnier, it did! Thanks, Matt for all the laughs!!

  • @remforrest
    @remforrest Рік тому +16

    The Buffalo Wild Wings is so true

  • @ImDonner
    @ImDonner Рік тому +2

    Mellow Mushroom being included is just... so right.

  • @RachelB.1984
    @RachelB.1984 Рік тому +22

    As a person who grew up going to the first Texas Roadhouse (it's 8 minutes from my house), I appreciate you saying SOUTHERN Indiana.... we are definitely not like the northern part of the state. Lol!! Also, no, I don't know why they named it Texas.... but would you go to Indiana Roadhouse?

    • @arbington
      @arbington 11 місяців тому +2

      Probably should just call it “Roadhouse” I guess. Texan here, can confirm it’s very scarcely Texan, even ones actually located in Texas. Good rolls I guess. lol

    • @patchgatsby9138
      @patchgatsby9138 9 місяців тому +1

      Indiana Roadhouse is where Patrick Swayze beat Up all those people, right?

    • @giancarlofelicianocastaned9316
      @giancarlofelicianocastaned9316 7 місяців тому +2

      The founder was literally from Austin.

  • @laubin
    @laubin Рік тому +4

    Nostalgia moment, stepping down into the bar area at Applebee’s is like stepping down to the lower part of the stage for a physical challenge on Double Dare 😂

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 Рік тому +3

    Nice of Mellow Mushroom to drop in, really been craving those pretzels lately

  • @slwsnowman4038
    @slwsnowman4038 Рік тому +117

    Feel like IHOP or Denny's should have made an appearance since Waffle House did.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому +9

      Dennys 2023, where you litterly see only 2, two Dennys employees working; 800am Tue.

    • @ConservativeVeteran
      @ConservativeVeteran Рік тому +6

      He'll probably do a part 2!

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Рік тому +5

      I remember as a kid thinking IHOP was amazing, lol. Now I'd rather just make breakfast at home.
      Never had a bad experience at Waffle House though, and its so effing cheap.

    • @The_NonDescript
      @The_NonDescript Рік тому +5

      I smell a series

    • @cathipalmer8217
      @cathipalmer8217 Рік тому

      NGL, I really miss Denny's since we moved back to Georgia. IHOP turned out not to be a palatable substitute.

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 Рік тому +8

    You did it again! Giggling like a dang fool over here !!!
    Thanks, Matt !😂

  • @dottieburton5501
    @dottieburton5501 Рік тому +11

    I just love when you do these kind of things you are just so funny and so right lol

  • @ZDson3112
    @ZDson3112 Рік тому +1

    The confident, unashamed, "No you do not" at the end got me.

  • @ginamarie2349
    @ginamarie2349 Рік тому +9

    At working literally LOLing! I’m embarrassed but it’s worth it!

  • @SinicalGeekyo
    @SinicalGeekyo Рік тому +3

    The most relateable thing I've watched in six months.

  • @DRJRchattanooga
    @DRJRchattanooga Рік тому +9

    The cook at the Murphy NC Waffle House was outside smoking when I showed up…. And followed me to take my order.
    Ya I would say the video got it correct.

    • @TracyfromNC
      @TracyfromNC Рік тому +2

      Every restaurant cook in NC smokes!

  • @texastwostepgaming
    @texastwostepgaming Рік тому +3

    The fact that Texas Roadhouse had it's hat on backwards proves how not Texas it is...

  • @possumaintdead
    @possumaintdead Рік тому +8

    Great start to my day! Thanks.😂😂

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Рік тому +12

    I love how absolutely wholesome Cracker Barrel is. They've been building one where I live and it's going to be opening soon (sometime this month, I think). I'm excited to give them a try.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 11 місяців тому +1

      Their cinnamon apples were once great if you get them as a side dish!!! They used to have them available to buy in jars inside the shop, but the one we went to change it to cans and they were awful, idk what happened 😭

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 11 місяців тому +2

      @@danielleking262 Apples are acidic. You're getting the delicious taste of _can_ in your cinnamon apples.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 11 місяців тому +1

      @@RaynmanPlays that's my point, when they were sold in a glass jar, they were delicious, but now that they switched to selling them in cans, they were awful

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 11 місяців тому +1

      @@danielleking262 You said "idk what happened." I was telling you what happened.

    • @giancarlofelicianocastaned9316
      @giancarlofelicianocastaned9316 11 місяців тому +1

      @@RaynmanPlays 👎

  • @alans6752
    @alans6752 Рік тому +5

    Ahahahha ... so true.
    Hey Matt, will we see a new SEC Roll Call soon? Your work on those are just hilarious!

  • @johnthomasjr262
    @johnthomasjr262 Рік тому +9

    Ah, cracker barrel, the place where I can't seem to get biscuits without the texture of a charcoal briquette.
    Lobster is a giant shrimp with no real flavor. People stop kidding yourself. You love butter, not giant aquatic bugs.
    The blooming onion sounds like a county fair favorite out of Georgia. I reckon I gotta look this up.
    Finally, why do we have boneless chicken wings but no boneless frog legs? And why not chicken livers on a stick to dip in a fondue pot of white gravy?

    • @jamescooley5744
      @jamescooley5744 Рік тому +3

      Boneless chicken wings are just sauce-dipped chicken nuggets.

    • @johnthomasjr262
      @johnthomasjr262 Рік тому +1

      @@jamescooley5744 that is my hope for frog meat...

  • @gabanjoman
    @gabanjoman Рік тому +4

    My oldest is having a hysterectomy soon so today is emotional,but I had her watch this with me,and now she is laughing,, hysterically 😂😂😂
    Thanks Matt 👍💯😂🤣

  • @kendrickoliver1737
    @kendrickoliver1737 Рік тому +1

    i choked on my coffee at the BJ's joke

  • @regeniatipton1930
    @regeniatipton1930 Рік тому +8

    Matt, this was hilarious! I loved it. Thank you and please keep up the great fun! I'm always excited when I get a notification about a new video from you. I know I'm going to be smiling and laughing. God bless you and your family,

  • @turdFerguson565
    @turdFerguson565 Рік тому +2

    Texas road house was a surprise. I’m from southern Indiana. That place is ALWAYS packed! Oh and there are so many peanut shells on the floor it sound like you are walking through tall grass. But there is nothing Texas about it.
    It’s where all the golfers, businessmen, and churchgoers go to wait in a line that lasts a fortnight. Lines normally take 1 hour minimum. Services isn’t great…

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 Рік тому +4

    Well you can take your child to everyone of these, except Hooters, well some of them depending on what time of day it is.

    • @jamescooley5744
      @jamescooley5744 Рік тому +1

      There is Twin Peaks..the rustic cabin/plaid version of Hooters

  • @acdcountryboy2124
    @acdcountryboy2124 Рік тому +1

    I lost it wen he asked if he wanted to see what’s under the logo and when he replied no I completely lost it

  • @buckomanus7878
    @buckomanus7878 Рік тому +4

    As with all your videos, this stuff is comic-gold. I had to pause and LOL out loud when you made the joke about BJ's. awesome from start to finish = again, as usual.

  • @kevanr1776
    @kevanr1776 Рік тому +1

    “No, you do not.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lynnwood84
    @lynnwood84 Рік тому +3

    PAINFULLY accurate.

  • @badlarrylobster
    @badlarrylobster Рік тому +1

    As the most Northern Northerner you have ever met!!!!! Repeat Ever MET! You are one of the Funniest and most entertaining UA-cam channel I have ever watched! Keep the hits coming! Woo Hoo that brownie is kicking in!!!!

  • @dclark142002
    @dclark142002 Рік тому +3

    Applebee's claiming to be the leader...when no one really cares what they think or do...
    Accurate.

  • @joshijoshi6308
    @joshijoshi6308 Рік тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Lost my drink all over my keyboard laughing so hard. Love, love, love Matt and his comedy.

  • @AutomaticLimit
    @AutomaticLimit Рік тому +4

    I feel that this could go on for some time... Look forward to more episodes!

  • @misamsung6191
    @misamsung6191 Рік тому +1

    I howled at the last one with "Hooters" Great bit Matt

  • @TravisLee1018
    @TravisLee1018 Рік тому +3

    I literally laughed out loud as soon as I read the title I already knew this was gonna be a banger😂😂😂😂

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 Рік тому +1

    My Dad told me about the time he proposed to my Mom in an Applebees. I laughed so hard I got a stomache, and then he was like "It was back when they were good."

  • @lynnrobnett7199
    @lynnrobnett7199 Рік тому +11

    Applebees serves bread?!? Man it’s been a long time since I’ve ate there but I didn’t know they started doing that…

    • @PrisonbreakSPNheroes
      @PrisonbreakSPNheroes Рік тому

      I think I knew that but nobody has butter like Texas Roadhouse. That cinnamon honey butter is DELICIOUS