Applying for a Southern Card

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  • You could take a 1,500-page test on Southern food, or you could join The Potluck and have your Southern Card mailed directly to your home. Your call.
    Join The Potluck here: www.southernth...
    #itsasouthernthing #sotrueyall

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  • @ItsaSouthernThing
    @ItsaSouthernThing  Рік тому +70

    Another way to get your Southern Card is to subscribe to this channel is you haven't already.

  • @alostrich
    @alostrich 3 роки тому +4877

    Co-worker is still stuck at the four-way stop so if y’all could add him to the prayer list that would be great.

    • @deborahdanhauer8525
      @deborahdanhauer8525 3 роки тому +21

      Lol!!

    • @amb1245
      @amb1245 3 роки тому +37

      ❤️Bless his ❤️!

    • @TM-lu7wb
      @TM-lu7wb 3 роки тому +74

      I can add him.....but the pastor is going to want to know if he has contributed to the church building fund. We are trying to build a new dining hall.

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому +46

      Quit y'alls waving. Who stops first goes first. Come on now, we invented figure 8 racing. We need to start using the knowledge gained from that.

    • @revnook
      @revnook 3 роки тому +21

      You told them to leave it. Since they didn't, I'm guessing this happened late Thursday or early Friday? Can't leave the tailgatin' truck parked alone for too long. Someone'll get that grill.

  • @InvaderHog
    @InvaderHog 3 роки тому +3141

    "you didn't get angry when I ignored you and you actually apologized to me" that is so legit- I am dyin

    • @jorsh4934
      @jorsh4934 3 роки тому +93

      Fun fact, this also is step one for applying for your Canadian card. Also you must love putting gravy on everything.

    • @needsbeer
      @needsbeer 3 роки тому +20

      @@jorsh4934 And learn the word "EH!"

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 роки тому +25

      "I begin every sentence with an apology. Sorry that's the case, that's just British policy." - Professor Elemental

    • @Serenade2461
      @Serenade2461 3 роки тому +23

      Pretty sure most Canadians could skip the manners portion of the test

    • @paladinsix9285
      @paladinsix9285 3 роки тому +4

      @@jorsh4934 Gravy & Vinegar! I've been to Canada 🇨🇦 about a thousand times.

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 3 роки тому +3427

    “Is there something wrong with Atlanta?”
    “Yeah, it’s full.”
    how true 🤣

    • @ruthwallace6741
      @ruthwallace6741 3 роки тому +89

      So is Nashville and Charlotte. As a matter of fact Georgia and North Carolina are full, Florida is overly full and Tennessee and South Carolina are filling up fast.

    • @Vir2ousTeachings
      @Vir2ousTeachings 3 роки тому +13

      No truer words have ever been spoken before!!!

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому +38

      @@FlaMan991 Well, it's getting full of Californians and New Yorkers.

    • @johnmarkconnolly6414
      @johnmarkconnolly6414 3 роки тому +19

      And pretty much all of Texas. Just shut the borders.

    • @edwardrhoads7283
      @edwardrhoads7283 3 роки тому +14

      @@ruthwallace6741 But there is still plenty of space in Mississippi especially Northern Mississippi...

  • @ErikOosterwal
    @ErikOosterwal 3 роки тому +624

    FYI - The rule at the four-way stop is that the person in the oldest, still-running pickup has the right of way.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +24

      Truth! It's like giving up your seat on a bus for the women and elderly. Respect.

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 Рік тому +7

      that's me like 98% of the time and Mines only a 94

    • @martinswiney2192
      @martinswiney2192 Рік тому +6

      I thought it was whoever’s brake pedal fades to the floor first.

    • @collette9008
      @collette9008 Рік тому

      Well, that leaves me out. My car is only an '07 Focus.

    • @cariwaldick4898
      @cariwaldick4898 Рік тому +4

      That wont' work if any of the trucks is a Texas Edition--those guys own the road.

  • @bellehollins
    @bellehollins 3 роки тому +1977

    He never called the employee “sir.” And he’s applying for a Southern Card?

    • @ADMusic1999
      @ADMusic1999 3 роки тому +111

      True. If he were applying for a Californian card, he would need to ask the employee for his pronouns.

    • @ocean.wxvess
      @ocean.wxvess 3 роки тому +20

      And he didn’t smile.

    • @NWTejas
      @NWTejas 3 роки тому +110

      No. That is the qualification for the "Native Southern" card. We relax the standards for the newbies.

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 3 роки тому +19

      @@ADMusic1999 Slightly off. He'd have to be offended and write a bad yelp review for not hearing pronouns,but only for any place north of Orange County.

    • @shadowmatrix0101
      @shadowmatrix0101 3 роки тому +18

      Applyin' for one don't necessarily mean gettin' one.

  • @derekschumacher6528
    @derekschumacher6528 3 роки тому +2138

    I almost choked on my drink when he said Austin, Texas. FACTS

    • @doctorivan
      @doctorivan 3 роки тому +80

      San Antonio here. You speak truth. 12 years ago, it was fun occasionally driving to y'all's farmers' market. Now, it's just not worth the traffic.

    • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
      @HollyMoore-wo2mh 3 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣 I know right?🤣 I’m going to chuckle on that for days. Orange and white. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @margaretthemagnificent
      @margaretthemagnificent 3 роки тому +19

      I had to leave in 2013 to take care of my yankee grandma. Is it really that bad?

    • @derekschumacher6528
      @derekschumacher6528 3 роки тому +34

      I lived about an hour away, and going there was just a whole different ball game, and not in a good way. The culture is just not good.

    • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
      @HollyMoore-wo2mh 3 роки тому +2

      @@margaretthemagnificent No ... it makes you the good guy.

  • @TheHawaiian97
    @TheHawaiian97 3 роки тому +1357

    “I’ve got a coworker who’s been stuck at a four way stop for over four hours...nah he doesn’t know either just keep waving” 😂😂 why is this so true!!

    • @edwardrhoads7283
      @edwardrhoads7283 3 роки тому +33

      The correct answer is whoever is in the biggest hurry gets right of way.

    • @nicktwolf
      @nicktwolf 3 роки тому +24

      I thought ti was whoever got there first or had the biggest truck.

    • @mio.giardino
      @mio.giardino 3 роки тому +20

      That sounds like a “Canadian stand-off” as well.

    • @arthurr8670
      @arthurr8670 3 роки тому +19

      I've never seen this issue up in the north east. You blink and those 3 other cars will be gone, and the cars behind them are about to go, with all of the cars behind you already annoyed.

    • @krysqueenbee3415
      @krysqueenbee3415 3 роки тому +11

      @@arthurr8670 and us visiting southerners sitting there about to cry waiting on our turn.....😑 lol

  • @KS-cz9qc
    @KS-cz9qc 3 роки тому +448

    “I thought that was the test!”
    “Mmm, no, I was just gettin’ to know you.” 😂

  • @johnjohnson9100
    @johnjohnson9100 3 роки тому +487

    I don't understand why 4 way stops confuse people so much. Everyone knows right of way is determined by the size of your tires.

    • @lf206
      @lf206 3 роки тому +25

      And when in doubt, just let everyone else go first. Easy

    • @oktoberdwn
      @oktoberdwn 3 роки тому +40

      It's not that they confuse people. It's that we are all allowing the other people to go first at the same time. It's a quandary of manners. We don't want to be rude and go first!

    • @darlenewright5850
      @darlenewright5850 3 роки тому +9

      Ooooo... point goes to answer of tires!

    • @johnwyman6331
      @johnwyman6331 3 роки тому +6

      Real Southerners are sure to never, ever get or read the driver's manual from the DMV!

    • @ThemissouriTraveler
      @ThemissouriTraveler 3 роки тому +6

      Nah. Biggest truck goes 1st.

  • @andreamiller3578
    @andreamiller3578 3 роки тому +429

    Native Texan here. That Austin swipe had me dying with laughter.

    • @lindariley7037
      @lindariley7037 3 роки тому +7

      I'm from SE TX - lived in San Marcos abt 20yrs. Heard it & Wimberley changed a lot over the last 10 yrs.

    • @jackrowe5571
      @jackrowe5571 3 роки тому +6

      @@lindariley7037 my family's from Cut-and-Shoot, south of the prison in Huntsville, they lynched the last guy that passed through wearing orange

    • @abufarsakh9919
      @abufarsakh9919 3 роки тому +2

      @@lindariley7037 another guy from San Marcos!!!!

    • @sasquatchdonut2674
      @sasquatchdonut2674 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @snowpuppies1
      @snowpuppies1 Рік тому +1

      Rural NE TX here - same !

  • @davidpickens8800
    @davidpickens8800 3 роки тому +758

    The other tests are College Football, other Sports, Music, Hunting, Guns, Garage Sales, Auto Mechanics, other General Mechanics, Plumbing, Duct Tape, in Laws, Monograms, and Church

    • @kaylawaters2691
      @kaylawaters2691 3 роки тому +44

      Specifically country music and shopping at Wal Mart and Dollar General too. Lol.

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 3 роки тому +41

      And how to sweat gracefully.

    • @chrisowens4550
      @chrisowens4550 3 роки тому +55

      Its still shorter than the New Yorker tests. They've got 300 questions just on pizza.

    • @eddieh1731
      @eddieh1731 3 роки тому +15

      You forgot fried foods

    • @mikeorr3333
      @mikeorr3333 3 роки тому +21

      @@eddieh1731 Will it fit in a fryer, yes or no- southern problem solved

  • @SteakandKupcakes
    @SteakandKupcakes 3 роки тому +843

    The reward for passing the test is priceless.

    • @ThatBrubakerFellow
      @ThatBrubakerFellow 3 роки тому +14

      Prewatch guess; biscuits and sweet tea.

    • @miovicdina7706
      @miovicdina7706 3 роки тому +6

      @@ThatBrubakerFellow I'd say, love.

    • @keithjohnston5936
      @keithjohnston5936 3 роки тому +7

      It’s an honor to even take the test.
      Trust me on this one, y’all.

    • @tomfoil5590
      @tomfoil5590 3 роки тому +1

      4 days now. How long can a person survive without water? Maybe somebody should Google that.

    • @ThatBrubakerFellow
      @ThatBrubakerFellow 3 роки тому +2

      @@tomfoil5590 Only about a week.

  • @catherinelempke8451
    @catherinelempke8451 3 роки тому +130

    I once went from the Baltimore area down to Georgia for (US) Thanksgiving with my partner; we both were struck by the fact that suddenly people were polite again! It was like being back in Canada except it was sunny and warm and the food was AMAZING. I swear to god I didn't know you could put a patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches and legally sell it in a developed nation, but now it's almost all I think about. Aaaanyway, Georgia was wonderful, keep being polite, it's so appreciated.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 2 роки тому +9

      I visited Toronto (among other Canadian cities) and Atlanta and didnt find them particularly polite. i think its a rural thing!

    • @jeffduncan9140
      @jeffduncan9140 Рік тому +5

      Unless you were in a more rural area, Catherine, they were tricking you in Atlanta. I am glad you had a good experience down this way, though.

    • @prayingwifeandmama4251
      @prayingwifeandmama4251 Рік тому +5

      Now, if we could require all the tourists to be polite while here-that would be ahhhhhmazing!! Glad you enjoyed your visit!

    • @RustyShackleford-gl1vi
      @RustyShackleford-gl1vi Рік тому +2

      I was going to guess you were British but then you said Canadian. I don’t think I’ve ever heard an American refer to their significant other as partner. If a person is a partner then it’s used as something like a business partner or more of a professional meaning.

    • @catherinelempke8451
      @catherinelempke8451 Рік тому +1

      @@prayingwifeandmama4251 hahahaha, if you figure out how to do that, be sure to share the secret! There's a looooot of places that would appreciate that knowledge, I think.

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 3 роки тому +634

    “Word to the wise, avoid orange and white.”
    Currently wearing orange and white.

  • @CP025129
    @CP025129 2 роки тому +65

    The joke about not salting southern roads after snow isn’t getting nearly enough love! 🤣😉

    • @leifmeadows3782
      @leifmeadows3782 Рік тому

      As a Michigander, it had me dying.

    • @labachaterairlandesa
      @labachaterairlandesa Рік тому

      Here in Charlotte, we salt the main roads before it snows, but it always starts off as rain and washes it all away before the first flake falls.

    • @sherimowery3251
      @sherimowery3251 8 місяців тому

      That’s what the 50° sunny day after the snow is for!!

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 3 роки тому +197

    Oh you poor thing, you only found out about the free card with the pot luck, after you finished the test. Bless your heart.

    • @HollyMoore-wo2mh
      @HollyMoore-wo2mh 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @SuperVstech
      @SuperVstech 3 роки тому +8

      I mean, to be perfectly fair, he did say going to the pot luck would be cheating...

  • @hippzip14
    @hippzip14 3 роки тому +519

    “No that’s Austin, Texas right now.” Preach it from the mountains.

    • @joshfleurent924
      @joshfleurent924 3 роки тому +22

      As a native and PROUD TEXAN, this hurts my heart to say, but it’s so damn true.

    • @spacedredd
      @spacedredd 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshfleurent924 I have to agree....

    • @joshfleurent924
      @joshfleurent924 3 роки тому +1

      @@spacedredd
      It’s a real shame man, it really is.

    • @memememe843
      @memememe843 3 роки тому +1

      Take it back

    • @joshfleurent924
      @joshfleurent924 3 роки тому +1

      @@memememe843
      Take what back?

  • @blackkat2018
    @blackkat2018 3 роки тому +375

    Ik some people need theirs revoked
    (People who puts raisins in potato salad)

  • @lorieharris2776
    @lorieharris2776 3 роки тому +204

    I want to see the granny go in for Southern card.
    When he gets to the "food portion" of the test, her pulling up the "Don't bring Jesus into this!" Stance and letting loose a diatribe of "I am a granny! I was raised by a woman who made dinners everyday outta 2 rocks and a chicken and somehow still had gravy and tatters on the table every night! I raised 2 dozen babies on corn bread and grits! I was featured in Southern woman's magazine best of recipes 19 times! I don't take ypur test on foods! You take mine!" Lol

    • @novacorps2468
      @novacorps2468 3 роки тому +20

      If she's referred to as granny, she would already have a southern card 😂

    • @annap7678
      @annap7678 3 роки тому +12

      @@novacorps2468 Well, y’see, no one needed a card back when granny was raising-sorry, “rearing”-her kids. It’s a new thing for her, and I can tell she would not easily make peace with the idea. She would require ... concessions from the card purveyors.

    • @debbiethomas2622
      @debbiethomas2622 Рік тому +2

      Version I heard was she raised 5 dozen children, help feed another 12 families with those 2 rocks, some chickens, a few crawdaddies, biscuits, and gravy on the table every night. And that was after working 12 hours in a factory.

    • @candyrachor4737
      @candyrachor4737 Рік тому +1

      If she is a granny and just now getting her southern card, the only state she is allowed to live is Florida. All old people getting southern cards were not born and raised in the south so they only get one state to retire in and even then they need to acclimate themselves for at least 15 years before they can be adopted into southern hood. Lol!

  • @amel2784
    @amel2784 3 роки тому +103

    Y'all we need to pray for Austin.

    • @jlyo1991
      @jlyo1991 3 роки тому +11

      That’s a wall Mexico would be ok with paying for.

    • @thiscrazytangerine8954
      @thiscrazytangerine8954 3 роки тому

      Bless their heart

    • @thepumpkinmaster2596
      @thepumpkinmaster2596 2 роки тому +2

      @@jlyo1991 I wouldn't mind my taxes going to walling off Austin, and also the western borders of Texas to keep the California's out

    • @user-ku6tr4vd6z
      @user-ku6tr4vd6z 6 місяців тому

      Go ahead, it'll work about as well as all those prayers to stop mass shootings.

    • @amel2784
      @amel2784 6 місяців тому

      @@user-ku6tr4vd6z What experience do you have in praying? How do you know what didn't occur as a result of prayer? Seeing a complete stop of evil requires something more than prayers by a few. The results of prayer are a lot like anything else, the more you put into it, the greater the results. Yet, we live in a world set upon doing its own thing regardless of God and unwilling to follow the ten commandments. When a society is filled with people who follow God's moral law, summed up in the ten commandments, there is far less evil, shootings, crime, etc. Obviously... even you could see this. That is the purpose of the moral code: to create a society with people who live in a safe and happy environment. And what does your pov have to offer about happiness and freedom from crime? Since it is your pov that is responsible for unleashing evil? By that I mean your pov hates, disregards, downplays and demeans all that stands for freedom from evil being expressed, and the result is what we have today.

  • @sarabeth641
    @sarabeth641 3 роки тому +183

    Adam and Matt have such a great chemistry together. I love how Matt is a very clear southerner, but Adam can kinda shift. The interactions between the two are hilarious and very natural seeming.

  • @FirstLast-qw7gh
    @FirstLast-qw7gh 3 роки тому +64

    As a Canadian, I'm developing an ever greater affection for the South. God bless and keep you all.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 2 роки тому

      But they dont have snow down there! you would die! LOL

    • @thomasmiller4710
      @thomasmiller4710 Рік тому +3

      You are welcome to come join us anytime. We love people who come from the North, provided they come down and don't try to make things like they were back where they came from. It is a realt concern in Tennessee in towns like Knoxville and Nashville, which are booming because of a great economic environment and low tax rates. However, if enough people move in who take advantage of those things but then begin to vote for the way things were back where they came from, the South will be like everywhere else. Native Tennessean and Memphian here, hoping you Canada folks can at least come see us at some point.

    • @FirstLast-qw7gh
      @FirstLast-qw7gh Рік тому +5

      @@thomasmiller4710 I'd be honoured to come down and enjoy some of your Southern hospitality some time. If God calls me to live down there, I'll go... but we have our own battles up here in the North.
      There has always been an enemy prowling around like a roaring lion looking for those to devour.
      ...Thanks y'all :)

    • @grassroot011
      @grassroot011 Рік тому +1

      Well, bless you heart,, Ha

    • @FirstLast-qw7gh
      @FirstLast-qw7gh Рік тому

      @@grassroot011 May God bless your heart as well :)

  • @angelarbab0091
    @angelarbab0091 Рік тому +11

    Matt is the most southern guy EVER, there must be a word for it when it is the maximum amount of southernness !:D

  • @cantocant2346
    @cantocant2346 3 роки тому +42

    We're gonna need a legal document stating you will name at LEAST one child a double first name.

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 2 роки тому +5

      Or you have to name your first born child after your parents for me I already know my first born son will be named after my dad

    • @ediebegonia
      @ediebegonia 11 місяців тому

      One of my sisters is named after my mother. No brothers, so I was almost named Paula after Daddy. Instead, he named me after the sister who raised him after his mama died. Grandma named my aunt after two of her sisters. So my first and middle names come from my grand aunts and my aunt.
      On a side note, Jim Bob's my cousin and his name is actually James Robert. His daddy was James and our uncle was Robert. Points for double name, nickname and family names all in one?

  • @TheDexterFishbourne
    @TheDexterFishbourne 3 роки тому +38

    "no, that's Austin, Texas right now" truer words were never spoken....

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian00 3 роки тому +248

    “Is there something wrong with Atlanta?!”.
    “Nothing, it’s just full!”.
    WHERE IS THE LIE???

    • @catherinegarmon3027
      @catherinegarmon3027 3 роки тому +15

      It's full of non Southerners!

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 3 роки тому +8

      Atlanta has been a Yankee town since Sherman....

    • @cmcapps1963
      @cmcapps1963 3 роки тому +4

      @@catherinegarmon3027 Yup. My family's lived in Georgia since before the "War Between the States" but I just moved to Atlanta. Everyone here says I'M the one with an accent. People back home always ask me if I'm still in Atl. When I tell them yes they shake their heads and say "bless your heart..."

  • @deedevon7468
    @deedevon7468 3 роки тому +70

    I don’t even live in the south why do I love this channel so much

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому +12

      Cuz us southerners are just loveable people.

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 3 роки тому +12

      Because it may be your destiny to move down here! 🙂

    • @cassandrachenhalls3099
      @cassandrachenhalls3099 3 роки тому +2

      I’mfrom Southern California but I don’t think that counts.

    • @nancykelly5287
      @nancykelly5287 3 роки тому +3

      I love it, too and I’m from Pennsylvania! They’re just plain hilarious!

    • @celestef9727
      @celestef9727 3 роки тому +1

      It's southern charm. And you've been touched by a southerner at some point in your life. Sweet tea, cornbread (but not the blue box kind), fried chicken with the meat and flour seasoned, gumbo, fried green tomatoes, shrimp and grits, a thank you card for a borrowed pen, a pie when your dog died. It's happened in some way, you just didn't know they were southern.

  • @MichaelHenriques
    @MichaelHenriques 3 роки тому +16

    Omg. I almost spit out my sweet tea when he brought up Austin.

  • @BTCAsia
    @BTCAsia 3 роки тому +27

    "Nah...that's Austin, Texas right now" ...so true - 75% of Travis County is no longer part of Texas, let alone the South.

    • @JAG214
      @JAG214 Рік тому

      Agree with that

    • @user-ku6tr4vd6z
      @user-ku6tr4vd6z 6 місяців тому

      That must be why real estate is booming there.

  • @tracywallace30
    @tracywallace30 3 роки тому +19

    Y'all should have the test online and at the end have a southern card to print out.

  • @haroldhenderson2824
    @haroldhenderson2824 3 роки тому +38

    When in doubt, just turn right. Go a block (mile). Turn around and go thru the same 4-way stop. Repeat as needed. Sometimes, you just go back home!

    • @cchhaadd
      @cchhaadd 3 роки тому +4

      block (mile) Yep, that's funny right there🤣 I hate trying to turn left outta the bank. So I take the right and the next right and the next right is about a mile to the KFC. Which I could walk to from the bank. Lol

  • @markcaswell6812
    @markcaswell6812 3 роки тому +85

    Lol the Austin thing was so accurate!

    • @umeryazdani9677
      @umeryazdani9677 3 роки тому +1

      Explain?

    • @chrisbishop1571
      @chrisbishop1571 3 роки тому +1

      Poor Austin

    • @johnnabridges4874
      @johnnabridges4874 3 роки тому +2

      I totally lol 🤣🤣🤣 at that one!

    • @paulaOyeah
      @paulaOyeah 3 роки тому +9

      @@umeryazdani9677 Austin has seen a huge influx in progressives and liberals. It’s a trendy, happenin’ place, ya see. 😉

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому +9

      @@umeryazdani9677 Austin is the blueberry in the tomato sauce... It's not really "Texas" like most of Texas is. Go to Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, or El Paso, then go to Austin... it's like a different country.

  • @angieemm
    @angieemm 3 роки тому +46

    Yes, Texas is full as well. Also, I recommend maroon and white for your wardrobe needs. 😉

  • @viniciuslima9430
    @viniciuslima9430 2 роки тому +2

    Are we all ignoring the Dolly Parton in front of the desk?!???!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I am in love in this channel. As a person who just moved to Oklahoma and now transferred to Texas very informative.

  • @katethegreat4918
    @katethegreat4918 3 роки тому +22

    As an Austinite, that attack on Austin really hurts... because it’s true! 😢😭

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 3 роки тому +106

    Southern born, southern bred, and Southern until the day I die.

    • @phylmorgan4301
      @phylmorgan4301 3 роки тому +22

      I remember...American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. 🙂

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 3 роки тому +2

      Yup Georgia girl here with kin in alabama 😁

    • @DreamGyrl360
      @DreamGyrl360 3 роки тому +6

      @@phylmorgan4301 I used to say similar in reference to being a Texan: American by birth, Texan by the grace of God!

    • @tcs07d
      @tcs07d 3 роки тому +4

      Sweet tea and BBQ in my blood

    • @sburris65
      @sburris65 3 роки тому

      @@tcs07d ..amen!

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 роки тому +432

    I'm a little disturbed I didn't hear a single "yall" in there. Would have been 5x funnier if the one applying for his Southern Card gave an exasperated "yall!" when he dropped the test on the floor.

    • @wayneeddy3261
      @wayneeddy3261 3 роки тому +16

      Or a frustrated "O' Bless "...🙈😂

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi 3 роки тому +2

      You're right....ain't no ya'll in there.

    • @ErikOosterwal
      @ErikOosterwal 3 роки тому +2

      All y'all ken kiss mah grits.

    • @adamrandolph4003
      @adamrandolph4003 3 роки тому

      Everyone gives a standing ovation

    • @ciannacoleman5125
      @ciannacoleman5125 3 роки тому

      With only two people there someone would’ve had to have their southern card revoked for that though

  • @FitmartFitness
    @FitmartFitness 3 роки тому +8

    Yes, there should be a study manual and required exam for admittance to the South.

  • @RiverWoods111
    @RiverWoods111 Рік тому +4

    This explained so much. I am not southern, I just got moved here by my old company. So many times, I pulled up to a 4 way stop, and I will be the last one there and everyone just waved me through. Me being from NorCal, I just went through. Thinking, "That is so odd! Why does everyone always wave me through the 4 ways stops?"

  • @jamiesmiles8312
    @jamiesmiles8312 3 роки тому +7

    I loved this! Born in Tennessee - moved to South Carolina when I was 12. I am in my 50's now and SC is home. Yep, the rest of the South is kicking Austin out of the club!
    Need a video with: 1. Ya'll 2. Yes, sir/ma'am 3. Howdy, ma'am 4. The only thing between the South (as in SC) and Hell is a screen door 5. Hold my beer 6. I haven't see you since you were knee high to a grasshopper, and 7. Something to do with 4-wheelers. There's more, but this is a start.

  • @masonpyle5929
    @masonpyle5929 3 роки тому +40

    The college football joke was great. Same thing with the barbecue type.

  • @DMS-pq8
    @DMS-pq8 3 роки тому +1136

    Texas needs to give a test to Californians before letting them move in

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 3 роки тому +88

      YES!!!
      SO true!!!
      And reprogram their driving skills please.

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 3 роки тому +90

      And then refuse their entry.

    • @richdorak1547
      @richdorak1547 3 роки тому +68

      There are many Conservative Californians fleeing, too. They've had enough and can't stand it anymore. Give them first priority please. They're suffering must end.

    • @markd5625
      @markd5625 3 роки тому +94

      @@richdorak1547 Only if California agrees to take 5 liberals for every conservative Texas takes.

    • @jendubay3782
      @jendubay3782 3 роки тому +23

      Yikes, y’all.

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn 3 роки тому +11

    OMG, that Austin call out was so spot on 😂😂😂

  • @TexAgsArmyVet
    @TexAgsArmyVet 2 роки тому +2

    "I would avoid orange and white"
    As an Aggie fan I love this.
    Horns Down

  • @miguelgarcia2805
    @miguelgarcia2805 3 роки тому +59

    When he said that's Austin Texas right now I couldn't have agreed more. I'm a Texan and can whole heartedly say Austin is not apart of Texas anymore

    • @kennethd.christy6326
      @kennethd.christy6326 3 роки тому +2

      Because no part of Texas ever decided it wanted to be different. Just be glad they aren't forming their own state General Santa Ana.

    • @kathleenkirchoff9223
      @kathleenkirchoff9223 3 роки тому +3

      It used to be a joke but now I truly fear for my daughters' safety working in that town.

    • @WallysGirl123
      @WallysGirl123 3 роки тому +6

      I say the exact same thing! How dare them mess with our Texas Hill Country!!!

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 3 роки тому +3

      Why do you feel that way about Austin?

    • @amytorres5125
      @amytorres5125 3 роки тому

      I cannot stand Austin! Despite it!

  • @writerbill1
    @writerbill1 3 роки тому +40

    One of the test questions: what do you call Coke and Pepsi drinks? The only wrong answer is "pop"! 😂😂

    • @jamesrogers1554
      @jamesrogers1554 3 роки тому +8

      Preach! I lived in PA for a while and every time someone said "pop" it was like nails down a chalkboard.

    • @writerbill1
      @writerbill1 3 роки тому +11

      @@jamesrogers1554 true story: once I had an airport layover in Detroit. I had time for lunch, so I bought a sandwich and a small bottle of coke. I looked at the receipt and it said "pop", and my brain couldn't figure out what it meant! 😄

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому +3

      @@writerbill1 That's when ya get out the phone and get a southern translator to figure out thoss people call cokes pop.

    • @jesuslovesyou4400
      @jesuslovesyou4400 3 роки тому +1

      What about soda pop? Does that count?🤔

    • @writerbill1
      @writerbill1 3 роки тому +1

      @@jesuslovesyou4400 I think that counts... it's region- neutral I would say 😄

  • @amandawayne829
    @amandawayne829 3 роки тому +9

    Y'all are a breath of fresh air in these trying times....

  • @morehn
    @morehn 3 роки тому +10

    This is brilliant.
    Start doing all regions of the US and you'll get the whole country relating to the humor.

  • @lochinvar00465
    @lochinvar00465 3 роки тому +2

    Stuck at a four-way stop. Don't know who goes first. Damn this is so true to life in the South!

  • @AdrianSanabria
    @AdrianSanabria 2 роки тому +2

    “just avoid orange… or white” - as a 30+ year Knoxville native who lived in a UTK dorm in 1998-1999, I enjoyed this

  • @ellier.537
    @ellier.537 3 роки тому +13

    "I was just getting to know you".
    So fracking funny

  • @nunyabidness4779
    @nunyabidness4779 3 роки тому +3

    As a southerner I have actually taken the keys out of my ignition and dropped them out the window because this older lady and I were having a fierce polite-off at a 4-way stop.

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 3 роки тому +10

    Yep, Atlanta is full. My sister just moved there this year and got the last available spot.

    • @chrisdupree8382
      @chrisdupree8382 3 роки тому

      Bless her heart! 🤣🤣🤪

    • @faithcastillo9597
      @faithcastillo9597 2 роки тому

      @@chrisdupree8382 😂😂😂 She's back home in AL, now. Her hubby finally came to his senses.

  • @ziggiedean39402
    @ziggiedean39402 3 роки тому +10

    I literally just want to have a southern card😂😂 I am signing up for the membership just for that and because I love y’all so much👍🏼❤️

  • @alankoemel3168
    @alankoemel3168 3 роки тому +220

    As we Texans call it, “The People’s Republic of Austin.”

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 3 роки тому +20

      Amen, as a fellow Texan trying to explain to non-Texans why 90% of us have disowned Austin

    • @amytorres5125
      @amytorres5125 3 роки тому +11

      Don't speak it's name (shudder)

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 3 роки тому +9

      The place that shall not be named

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 3 роки тому +11

      Non Texans dont realize that we only VISIT "TPTSNBN" out of either college football loyalty but even then more and more Texas college football fans are rooting for Aggies as less and less of Texas kids go to UT and head to AM

    • @amytorres5125
      @amytorres5125 3 роки тому +1

      @@tanguman2 truth

  • @cavtroopermunoz
    @cavtroopermunoz 3 роки тому +294

    Austin has lost its Southern card, so true y'all!

    • @heathersummerville629
      @heathersummerville629 3 роки тому +25

      Honestly, I thought they lost it when they did the “cocks not Glocks” March. Who protests guns in Texas?! Austin. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 3 роки тому +2

      Oof I’m not surprised at that, I’m not from Austin but I live near it 😬

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 3 роки тому +4

      @@heathersummerville629 there’s been weirder protests in Austin

    • @heathersummerville629
      @heathersummerville629 3 роки тому +9

      @Al Dente When Texas passed the law that allowed concealed carry on campus, Austin decided to protest their offense. So they advocated for .. uh ... artificial male genitalia over guns. I mean... to each their own I guess... But I’d rather reach for a gun than a three foot long plastic male genitalia.

    • @heathersummerville629
      @heathersummerville629 3 роки тому

      @@PolyBiBadger Oh good golly yes!! I only hear about the ones that filter through, so I’m sure I’m missing A LOT of the more bizarre ones!

  • @nightstargill
    @nightstargill 3 роки тому +231

    Can Irish people apply for a Southern Card? I've been watching these videos for ages and I feel so much of the South relates to how Irish people act.😂

    • @deborahdanhauer8525
      @deborahdanhauer8525 3 роки тому +87

      Of course you can, half of us in the south trace our ancestry back to Ireland or Scotland. It wouldn't take no time to get you trained up in southern habits and mistakes. You'd be a natural.😊

    • @jamesrogers1554
      @jamesrogers1554 3 роки тому +47

      Maybe you can apply for the Southern Auxiliary? A lot of Irish and Scots-Irish historically settled in the South so there is a fair cross-over of culture.

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому +37

      Yea, strangely enough you Irish folks are basically the southerners of Europe. Y'all fit right in down here. We love you guys. I'd also say the same applies to Hungarians. Y'all are pretty culturally compatible with us.

    • @rabbit_scribe
      @rabbit_scribe 3 роки тому +22

      Not for nothing Margaret Mitchell named her heroine's family "O'Hara"

    • @jackrowe5571
      @jackrowe5571 3 роки тому +10

      Irish need only apply if their family originated south of country Sligo and they never cheered when Notre Dame made a TD against Bama.

  • @fhuber7507
    @fhuber7507 3 роки тому +36

    Where was the "Bless your heart!" when he was unable to answer his team affiliation?
    That's minus 25% right there.

    • @frankbarnett7688
      @frankbarnett7688 3 роки тому

      Red Raiders! Guns up!

    • @annap7678
      @annap7678 3 роки тому +1

      So true! I can’t believe they missed that!

  • @DavidMcCoyII
    @DavidMcCoyII 3 роки тому +7

    Ouch on Austin. Very very true, I can feel it in my spirit every time I'm forced to go there

  • @thevictorianconservative1093
    @thevictorianconservative1093 3 роки тому +12

    This was brilliant! Absolutely needs a part 2 😁

  • @petersburg2
    @petersburg2 3 роки тому +50

    I think we need a sequel to see what further hoops/tests poor Adam has to jump through :)

  • @sallyphillips9175
    @sallyphillips9175 3 роки тому +233

    "Don't wear orange and white."
    Guess he would know. *looks at shirt and tie*

    • @kaylawaters2691
      @kaylawaters2691 3 роки тому +9

      So he is a TN Vols fan? Lol.

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 3 роки тому +11

      Or a UTexas Longhorn fan!
      😉 Thanks for telling people NOT to move to Austin!
      WAAAAY too many newbies here!!!
      We're all pretty crowded...

    • @gardengatesopen
      @gardengatesopen 3 роки тому +6

      @@kellykel4472 Thank You!
      We NEED those prayers!!!!
      Pray for the newbies to move somewhere else!!!
      Cedar Fever might help with that too. THAT'S something nobody tells you before you move here! Then it hits, and nothing but question marks, and complaints!!
      I've been living just outside of Austin proper for 20 years now, I just shake my head at them from afar...
      But we still only have one Lake to share with WAY too many people!!!
      It's like a giant straw is sucking all the water out of it every day!! You're smart to look elsewhere. And even with more people staying home this year, the traffic is still horrible.
      DFW isn't much better either!
      Wow.
      That's a whole lot of complaining!
      But it IS all true... 🥺

    • @mikeorr3333
      @mikeorr3333 3 роки тому +3

      You did notice the upset stomach look on his face when he discovered he had Vol colors on, right?

    • @kimberlypennell7488
      @kimberlypennell7488 3 роки тому +8

      They need to cut the Tennessee Volunteers jokes! Otherwise it's a very funny video!😆

  • @jimtownsend7899
    @jimtownsend7899 3 роки тому +1

    That guy looks like he's from New York. Bless his heart.

  • @Michael_Livingstone
    @Michael_Livingstone 3 роки тому +4

    I have a lot of Southern culture to learn before I move to Texas from Alberta.

    • @janettamcgee8124
      @janettamcgee8124 2 роки тому

      Come on down. We're really friendly as long as y'all don't try to change us.

    • @Michael_Livingstone
      @Michael_Livingstone 2 роки тому

      @@janettamcgee8124 Nope won’t be attempting to change folks in a new place. I totally get that. Alberta is the Texas of Canada so by nature we are similar.

  • @123chargeit
    @123chargeit 3 роки тому +3

    When he was listing off the BBQ types I was like "The correct answer is all of the above" Can't go wrong with any BBQ. Hell I love some Korean BBQ as well.

    • @playervsreallife436
      @playervsreallife436 8 місяців тому

      I'm a vinegar/dry rub kind of gal usually, but now you've got me craving some Bulgogi!

  • @jackgibsxxx0750
    @jackgibsxxx0750 3 роки тому +7

    When I saw Matt as the clerk I knew it would be good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YourFunkiness
    @YourFunkiness 3 роки тому +45

    The 1500-page test is just hazing. You don't get your Southern card until no one can remember you moving from somewhere else.

    • @kaykerley8786
      @kaykerley8786 Рік тому +4

      They will never not remember that you were once a Yankee, never!!

    • @annhenry3135
      @annhenry3135 Рік тому +3

      Exactly. My mother is from a extremely small town in Tennessee. If you moved there the day after you were born, you would always be considered an outsider.

    • @CyberchaoX
      @CyberchaoX Рік тому

      ​@@annhenry3135That's child's play. In _my_ town, if you don't have at least one parent who lived in town since they were a baby, *you're* an outsider.
      The type of town where you walk into a funeral home to pay respects to a casualty of the COVID-19 pandemic and are immediately greeted by a Confederate flag. Care to guess what state I live in? Yeah, you wouldn't get it if I gave you 25 guesses. You probably wouldn't get it if I gave you _40_ guesses, maybe not even with *45*, because it's a state that most outsiders don't even realize _has_ any rural areas.
      ...That's right, I live in New Jersey. But if you look at a map, we're further south than you think.

  • @nonsibi1087
    @nonsibi1087 2 роки тому +1

    I love these. And I want to see "It's a New England THING!".

    • @dawnreneegmail
      @dawnreneegmail 8 місяців тому

      He can try, and technically the Eastern seaboard low country is the south.....

  • @sheneiaparks4745
    @sheneiaparks4745 3 роки тому +2

    By the grace of God I was born with a southern card. But almost had it taken away when I had to move to California for a short time. But I got to keep it because I wasn't gone a year.

  • @Tapper27
    @Tapper27 3 роки тому +5

    One of the best channels on UA-cam

  • @dalekrebs
    @dalekrebs 3 роки тому +5

    You guys are awesome... without failure makes me laugh every time,

  • @carrolltravels
    @carrolltravels 3 роки тому +4

    Four way stops here in Texas (Waco), always seem to end in a politeness standoff, where everyone is telling the other person to go, giving the right of way. We all know that the person who goes first is going to feel like the rude one. You gotta love the South, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Рік тому

      I would probably go first-so no one else has to feel bad doing it.
      Just like how I’ll go up and take the first piece of sheet cake because everyone’s waiting and it’s getting silly.
      Even though I don’t eat cake.

  • @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
    @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t know what team orange & white stands for, but that orange tie looks good on you, Matt! 😍

    • @brch2
      @brch2 3 роки тому +2

      University of Tennessee Volunteers (Vols).

  • @Confron7a7ion7
    @Confron7a7ion7 Рік тому +1

    As someone who was born in NJ but has lived in TX, NC, and VA... IT'S THE FIRST PERSON WHO GOT THERE! It's faster for you to just take your turn! Waving at me to go first isn't polite, it's just HOLDING EVERYONE UP!

  • @iteagle03
    @iteagle03 3 роки тому +45

    Can't get a Southern Card if moving to Austin, TX. 😂

    • @keithjohnston5936
      @keithjohnston5936 3 роки тому +2

      Sean Hiatt- I hear they are considering revoking your Southern Card if you move to Austin. Or drink Perrier.

    • @meilekothefox6238
      @meilekothefox6238 3 роки тому

      You can get a card if you go to Paris, Dublin, Las Vegas, Columbus, Seabrook, Brownsville, and Atlanta TX.

  • @wherami
    @wherami 3 роки тому +19

    Yeah Atlanta hasn't been southern for 30 yrs

  • @iamnojedi99
    @iamnojedi99 3 роки тому +3

    I’m watching this at 1am, and I’m trying not to laugh so loud I wake my family up😂😂😂
    I had some friends that were from he north and they ain’t no where CLOSE to having a southern ID. They don’t understand our way, so they quit being friends with me 🤣

  • @MeanSaltine14
    @MeanSaltine14 Рік тому +2

    Dude is so creative. He needs his own sketch show.

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Рік тому +2

    With the getting stuck at a crossroads with multiple people the priorities are turning right, going straight on then going left. Unless you are going left and the person opposite is also going left neither of you should be blocking each other and you can both go. Now if you do get stuck in a situation where both of you are waving turn you head lights off the other person will start to move and then you can turn them back on a get to driving again. I'm not from America but I do have to drive down a single track road every day and I know how to get around too much courtesy.

  • @bethwhitaker8151
    @bethwhitaker8151 3 роки тому +4

    Y’all NEVER disappoint!!!!

  • @rikroberts
    @rikroberts 3 роки тому +6

    Yeah, I was born with my Southern Card, than you very much.

  • @kennetth1389
    @kennetth1389 3 роки тому +5

    Just about shot Dr Pepper out my nose when y'all got to Austin.
    Oh... and GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

    • @annap7678
      @annap7678 3 роки тому

      Yes on the Tigers!!! 🐅🟣🟡🟪🟨🟣🟡🐅

  • @TheDanielsrose
    @TheDanielsrose Рік тому +1

    "for a second there I thought you were going to tell me that I couldn't get a southern card if I was moving to Atlanta."
    "No, that's Austin, TX right now."
    Yup!!! 💯💯💯

  • @ironleafcabbages7628
    @ironleafcabbages7628 Рік тому +1

    I’m a southerner who’s been transplanted to Idaho, I have driven on Ice once. I also have only crashed a car into a yard rock once. They may have been related. So I let my wife who grew up in Utah drive all winter b

  • @marshallwoodlock3213
    @marshallwoodlock3213 3 роки тому +8

    The Austin texas thing is spot on.

  • @LeiSnows
    @LeiSnows 3 роки тому +91

    As a virginian, I need a southern card because we get called northerners half the time

    • @greyfiveys
      @greyfiveys 3 роки тому +6

      So true

    • @aly3753
      @aly3753 3 роки тому +5

      same! so glad i’m not the only one!

    • @authorlydiagreen1862
      @authorlydiagreen1862 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly, Richmond Virginia

    • @adamshelton1957
      @adamshelton1957 3 роки тому +1

      Never been called a northerner and I live in Southern Virginia

    • @jadeblues357
      @jadeblues357 3 роки тому +5

      So do Floridians even if we’ve lived here for over 30 years 😎

  • @lizettepecina997
    @lizettepecina997 3 роки тому +10

    The Austin one is so accurate it hurts

  • @johnnyragadoo2414
    @johnnyragadoo2414 2 роки тому +2

    This channel is hilarious! I was born in Austin. It's not really Texas there, any more. They defunded the police, bless their hearts.

  • @jshepard152
    @jshepard152 3 роки тому +2

    Spot on. A retail employee in the South is absolutely going to ignore you for a couple minutes. Or look quickly away, like they didn't see you there. We have some lowww expectations down here.

    • @Trtevoorryu
      @Trtevoorryu Рік тому

      I call it the "Southern Work Ethic" and it applies to contractors, doctors etc. ..

  • @edeshmont84
    @edeshmont84 3 роки тому +4

    Yall r funny as hell. Please keep the content coming!!! Love y'all

  • @jimtownsend7899
    @jimtownsend7899 3 роки тому +5

    I love how South Carolina has a way for folks to identify bad drivers in that state. They mark the vehicles of the bad drivers with an orange pawprint. So clever!

  • @MegaCujo69
    @MegaCujo69 3 роки тому +6

    Born Southern
    And proud of it
    Go Tigers!
    Clemson that is

  • @jesuslovesyou4400
    @jesuslovesyou4400 3 роки тому +2

    Lol, that 4 way traffic stop is Sooooo relatable.😂

  • @darbymori350
    @darbymori350 3 роки тому +1

    Atlanta and Nashville are full! I love it! It's so true 😂

  • @languagelearningdabbler
    @languagelearningdabbler 3 роки тому +5

    I wanted to hear a question about tea 😂

    • @helenel4126
      @helenel4126 3 роки тому +2

      The wrong answer would be an automatic, irrevocable disbarment!

  • @MissRadi0active
    @MissRadi0active 3 роки тому +5

    "Hey, you know Billy up the hollar? Yeah you know? Billy! With all those cars across the road from his house youd think hes running a garage?"
    "No."
    "Welp. You fail. Go talk to Billy."
    Even if you dont know Billy, you say yes and act like you do.

  • @lethalloggerhead7445
    @lethalloggerhead7445 3 роки тому +9

    “That’s Austin Texas right now” priceless

  • @taylor_almond4274
    @taylor_almond4274 3 роки тому +2

    My dad who is a northerner in winter : WHY DON'T THEY SALT THE ROADS
    me who grew up southern in winter: That's the South for ya

  • @aliciascott3176
    @aliciascott3176 3 роки тому +1

    All signed up and my swag is on the way. I know because being a member allows it.