Plant makeup tutorial. Inspired by the Plant sims from the Sims 2 yes that's happening. Headpiece by @thepaulettecherry Plumbob earrings by @g1000jewellery on instagram
i genuinely find myself forgetting that green, pink, blue, and purple aren't actual skin colors. imagine how stunning human beings would be with gorgeous skin thats blue, pink, green, or purple. incredible.
I am a professional anthropologist and I can confirm that pollen is problematic and we all should follow the lead of anti-pollen community leader Juno Birch as we dismantle this harmful and disgusting problem
Juno is serving 50’s housewife Poison Ivy seducing the pool boy and stunning me into the next dimension holy slit and yes, The Taking of Deborah Logan is scary af!!! Can we get a livestream/video of Juno watching horror movies and giving commentary a lá “I Like To Watch” w/ Trixie and Katya???
I 💯 agree! I always think that to myself when I watch Juno’s videos. I wish that she could make longer videos and be able to upload them more often. She deserves to have the people at Netflix editing her work and paying for all of her makeup! This is the content the world needs and deserves. lol 💚💚💚
1:32 Juno takes off glasses: "I can see everything CLEARLY now!" I take off glasses: "Didn't know I was in an impressionist painting, but work I guess"
I love how Juno does these really intricate eye looks, one different from the other, and she covers them up with eyeglasses afterwards. Stunning really, gorgeous
I thought the look was done when she recorded the intro (as if she recorded it at the end). Then she started contouring on top of her green skin and took it to a whole different level - STUNNING!
I am absolutely in love with Miss Juno Birch. She is mine and my boyfriend’s crush! Hehe I could watch her do her makeup and play Sims all day and never get enough. Also, I never hear the fridge and so it never fails to crack me up when she calls it out for making its noisy entrance to the party. How very dare it.✋👁👄👁🤚
I can't wait for Juno to make a Sim, use the "Replace Head' cheat on the same Sim, and... "Oh, LOOK WHO'S JOINED THE PARTY! It's the Fridge!" Also, Juno is always stunning. A vision in verde.
Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference,
Juno is so phenomenally confident. “I am gorgeous, yes I am.” Now I look at myself in the mirror and tell myself “I am gorgeous, yes I am. Absolutely stunning.”
I wish you could commentate my day - “ Christopher has done a haircut and it is stunning ! He has arrived”. Pause ! Peace and love from Nashville y’all
I still cant figure out if her intro is "yes today I am going to do my makeup" or "yesterday I am going to do my makeup" because thats what I understand every single time 👁👄👁
i genuinely find myself forgetting that green, pink, blue, and purple aren't actual skin colors. imagine how stunning human beings would be with gorgeous skin thats blue, pink, green, or purple. incredible.
She says “look at this stunning natural colour” and I genuinely think ‘oh wow I need a new contour shade’
Exactly??? I'd love to have pastel pink or blue skin - yes, stunning
When she has ''normal'' tones foundation on it looks weird to me lol
seeing as we struggle with the limited skin tones we have at this point... lets maybe not get ahead of ourselves #blm
@@user-mp3jb2yl7b racists are definitely NOT stunning.
I love how she’s suddenly possessed by Jennifer Coolidge sometimes. It’s a fun little surprise.
nutmeg918 i wish she would do a video where she does her impression the whole time
That's it! I kept thinking I heard Kathy Najimy, but your right! It's Jennifer Coolidge
@@catherinee.422 She has it was short but she did all her iconic impressions
@@carsonpemberton1654 i discovered that shortly after commenting lol, thanks for the heads up though
@@catherinee.422 No problem
She once fought the pollen
SHE IS NOW THE POLLEN
Yes that's happening
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome 😂
@@GrotesqueIy in the most stunning way possible
*happenin'
I can only aspire
No one :
Juno removing her glasses : 👁👄👁
Lol
I love it whenever she does that and then the music commences and of course she is smiling.
👁👅👁
"HER NAME IS JEAN... AND SHE'S..."
Me: Green?
"SHE'S A GORGEOUS LITTLE PLANT LADY, YES"
Me: ...
HAHAHA SAME OML THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY
greenbean
BRUH SAME. Whore minds think alike lmao.
Ahaha!!! I thought the same 😂😂💚💚
Saaaame ahahahahah
Juno Birch: *casually gives us all the finger.*
Us, all blessed: Stunning
😏
juno truly is the most stunning plant i’ve ever seen. yes, absolutely, she is stunning!
*stunninG*
STUNNING DARLING
She’s become the plant queen, yes she has, yes that’s happening
Yes she's absolutely gorgeous
she's very I C O N I C and S T U N N I N G and full of natural B E A U T Y.
I caaaan’t... the moments she breaks her character are so hilarious
What character all I see is a stunning alien woman 😂🧐
The world : shit is going down in the beauty community
Juno : I am the plant queen and I have arrived
SUCH A QUEEEEN
When Juno said she’s sure Gaga watches her videos i just thought how iconic it’d be if she got a look done by Juno omgg I’d die
Seeing Juno's eyes never fails to surprise me.
Same I also think her glasses are just fused to her face, so I just kinda get jump-scared
Seeing Juno never fails surprise me
Do yku like them? They're quite new. 😀
its one of my favorite parts of her makeup tutorials... so stunning
am scared of his eyes
I just started estrogen pills today and I am so excited!!! I needed to tell someone lol
Congratulations and good luck on your continuing journey!!
Congrats hun!
Aw congrats
@@impatvish9451 Thank you!!!
@@ingeborgmikkelsen9078 Thank you so much!!!!
“Pollen is canceled!” You heard it here twitter stans, it’s time to *end* pollen, yes that is happening!
I am a professional anthropologist and I can confirm that pollen is problematic and we all should follow the lead of anti-pollen community leader Juno Birch as we dismantle this harmful and disgusting problem
Pollen? CANCELLED (I actually have allergies because of it so it was about time this movement started)
I'm here for it 🙌🏾😂
Yeah get rid of those seasonal allergies
I could see Juno doing her makeup forever.
Same, i need moooooore stunning videos, yes i do.
@@belenjc5 Yesss, that's happening.
Could we perhaps see what the alien goddess looked like when she landed on earth in her time machine to the 1920s?
Omg yasssssss
YESS😂
Juno is serving 50’s housewife Poison Ivy seducing the pool boy and stunning me into the next dimension holy slit and yes, The Taking of Deborah Logan is scary af!!!
Can we get a livestream/video of Juno watching horror movies and giving commentary a lá “I Like To Watch” w/ Trixie and Katya???
I 💯 agree! I always think that to myself when I watch Juno’s videos. I wish that she could make longer videos and be able to upload them more often. She deserves to have the people at Netflix editing her work and paying for all of her makeup! This is the content the world needs and deserves. lol 💚💚💚
I never get over when she takes her sunglasses off 😭😭😭 I live for the drama
1:32
Juno takes off glasses: "I can see everything CLEARLY now!"
I take off glasses: "Didn't know I was in an impressionist painting, but work I guess"
this is an underrated comment
As someone with shit eyes, I like the option of being able to turn into a flash coloured blob! 😂
when juno is a gamer and a beauty guru and a beautiful STUNNIN alien/plant person
Joy Desprit is quaking
“I’ve been eating too many Pringles”
Literally sat watching this with a tub of ready salted Pringles. I am basic yes I am.
I'm eating Spicy Cheetos....
salted pringles are the very best! they a classic!
the talent of using a green screen while also having green skin,,,literally stunning
Blue screen maybe?
the guide to feel good about yourself: talk to yourself the way juno talks to herself
Everyone: morpheeee Juno: morf. It’s amazing
Juno is Gold, actually better - a Diamond.
I love how Juno does these really intricate eye looks, one different from the other, and she covers them up with eyeglasses afterwards. Stunning really, gorgeous
You’re the only thing keeping me sane right now YES that is happening
Or maybe the only one keeping us insane but in a good way.
AH THAT JENNIFER COOLIDGE IMPRESSION THROWS ME OFF EVERYTIME, YES! 😂
Yes! It's so on point 👏
the amount of times birch almost laughed at herself makes me feel so good knowing she also finds herself hilarious
Me after I buy my first plant and put it in my room: *I am the plant queen and I have arrived*
how is she on a green screen but yet fully green
I think it might be a blue screen
yea no seriously
Witchcraft, it’s the only possible answer 🤷♀️
Yeah the lucozade bottle she drinks from is see through at some parts so it’s probably a purple or dark blue/blue screen
Its not a greenscreen shes actually sitting in a hedge 😔👌
11:12 WAS EVERYTHING I want that to be my ringtone and every possible alarm and replace all the sirens on emergency vehicles.
Juno looking like a beautiful, freshly rolled spliff and I'm HERE for it!
“OH! Look who has joined the party! It is the fridge.” 😂 7:22
I thought the look was done when she recorded the intro (as if she recorded it at the end). Then she started contouring on top of her green skin and took it to a whole different level - STUNNING!
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the fridge in this entire quarantine whenever Juno mentions it
‘THE CORNEAS ARE BEING ATTACKED EVERYBODY!’
I am absolutely in love with Miss Juno Birch. She is mine and my boyfriend’s crush! Hehe I could watch her do her makeup and play Sims all day and never get enough. Also, I never hear the fridge and so it never fails to crack me up when she calls it out for making its noisy entrance to the party. How very dare it.✋👁👄👁🤚
no one:
absolutely no one:
Cornea: I FEEL VERY ATTACKED
i've been watching juno for so long i'm confused when i see someone with a natural skin color
juno is that one cactus in the corner of my room judging me
I was expecting her to say
"Her name is Jean... And she is GREEN"
it's been so long but i'm still surprised when I see Juno's eyeballs
3:43 that little moment where she breaks character for half a second has me cackling. Love you Juno!
You're like the only (not) person that looks interesting but is even more interesting as a person
THAT FINGER makes me laugh every time 🤣
Juno's nose is amazing. I want surgery to have a nose shaped like that
I thought I was the only one!
Same 😧 my nose is disgustingly stunning
Yes. Juno’s nose is very gorgeous. Mine, sadly, is STUNNINGLY disgusting! 😒😒
Your little giggle after calling it a morf brush absolutely tore me asunder omfg ♡ WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?!
Uploaded 13 seconds ago. Yes, that's happening!
Juno: *im feeling very polleney*
People with hay fever: 👁👄👁
Those earrings are SO very stunning!!
I love how stunning her skin is. Must spill the tea ☕️ on skin care you use.
"Omg that went right in my cornea"
I physically felt that.
1:55 you know that juno is in love with a palete when she starts mixing foundation on it
I can't wait for Juno to make a Sim, use the "Replace Head' cheat on the same Sim, and...
"Oh, LOOK WHO'S JOINED THE PARTY! It's the Fridge!"
Also, Juno is always stunning. A vision in verde.
Ok but hear me out: what if she does this with Becky
@@katharinehe Insert an "Is your fridge running?" joke when Becky is running around, and you've got yourself a deal!
im literally turning 21 in few minutes and thats how i wanna celebrate
IM A SKEEB
IM A WADDLE
IM A POODLE
LITTLE WAFFLE
SKEEET
Juno: We're going to get this foundation brush which is a m O r P H *smirk*
I AM WHEEZING 💀💀💀
11:40 PERFECT Jennifer Coolidge that “ooooh”
It’s wild how she doesn’t even wear makeup and she just wakes up looking this STUNNING
honestly the first thing i thought of was “go gardevoir give us everything”
She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment, now come on now
Juno has chameleon skin fo' realz. All heil ze alien queen! Also, that Sugarpill palette is adorable AF! 🤯
She's so stunning that she doesn't even blend into her Green screen
The amount of time I used to spend in Afflecks Palace. That's a throwback and a half. Stunning.
“I’m going to start here” ...👀... “Yes I am.” 5:48
I love how the mirror matches the dress perfectly. Stunning.
I wish I had this level of confidence and self-love
I think the beauty community needs more drag queens like Juno.
This is the most stunning makeoP i've ever seen
I never noticed what a stunning color your eyes were! The green really makes them pop
Juno is my favorite makeup tutorial teacher. I don't even wear makeup!!! She's so neato to watch. 🌈❤️✌️
I think she finally figured out how “Morphe” was pronounced. *looks into camera* I would have never had to courage to correct her. 💕
The fridge is determined to become a featured guest star in every video.
Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference,
This look is giving me life!!! YAAAAAAS!! ABSOLUTELY STUNNING!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
therapy: expensive, no guarantee of success
juno’s videos: free, can and will heal the world and leave u feeling stunning
Juno is so phenomenally confident. “I am gorgeous, yes I am.” Now I look at myself in the mirror and tell myself “I am gorgeous, yes I am. Absolutely stunning.”
Her stream of consciousness fills my roots
That nose is so snatched, I'm surprised you can breathe thru it! Stunning plant fantasy!
Now THIS content right here has the beauty community shook! Lots of love to you Juno💕
I’ve rewatched this for the Alanis sing-along no less than fifteen times. The way she closes her eyes to really put her soul into that last line. 💜
This is the content I needed and didn't know I needed. Iconic.
Juno!!! I love you💚💚💚💚 and I Think you’re absolutely hilarious !!!!!! “Oh look who joined us , the refrigerator” 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know if Juno reads many comments but I would love for her to turn herself into an E-Girl version of herself
“Feeling green”
The skin changing mood ring story arc is blooming quite nicely. Stunning.
"I've gotten quite old," ma'am you are 23 do not try to pull an adele on me
"But... I want to, so I will." Best thing ever said. ♥
she’s such a stunning plant! The alien has came out too be an absolutely gorgeous plant :3
I absolutely adore Juno's self confidence. She is STUNNING! Yes, this is HAPPENING!
"I love using smolll brushess😳" lmao 🤭😂
Watching The Stunning Juno Birch while doing some absolutely stunning collage artwork 💕 this day could not get better
I wish you could commentate my day - “ Christopher has done a haircut and it is stunning ! He has arrived”. Pause ! Peace and love from Nashville y’all
watching you having a good time and feeling yourself while doing make up, makes me happy!
We stand a stunning queen!
Juno you're so unique and special, I hope you never make to Drag Race, i feel that would corrupt what's unique and precious about your energy
Being corrupted is not gorgeous. Yes, we will infect drag with our energy and it will be very very gorgeous, yes, stunning
I’ve never been into makeup, but I watch all of Juno’s makeup videos just because she’s an absolute ICON and I would literally watch her do anything.
I still cant figure out if her intro is "yes today I am going to do my makeup" or "yesterday I am going to do my makeup" because thats what I understand every single time 👁👄👁
Juno's Jennifer Coolidge impressions (at least, that's what I'm assuming they are) absolutely kill me. They're so spot on, love it!
Hello Pollenation technition the *StUnNiNg* *IcOn*
"I'm going to have a little bit of Lucozade," QUEEN OF THE PEOPLE
Juno: I Love my eyeballs
Juno: Those Are very STUNNING
Juno looks like a glamourous plant goddess and I'm living for that aesthetic jskdkdjdkjdkd