I love how when Phil give Juno toilet paper and when Juno is about to complain about the disastrous make up, Phil just go “you’re gorgeous” and you can see Juno’s mood immediately went up
mum walked in and said “ oh, why is she purple ?!” and I was like ... “oh , she is ... isn’t she...” juno is so normal to me , I forget she’s usually purple/pink/green/blue lol
Every fortune teller: you’re gonna have 3 children, be a billionaire, have a handsome husband Juno as a fortune teller : *you’re going to work in a carphone warehouse forever*
Just because she's an alien woman disguised amongst humanity doesn't mean she can't compare herself to Madonna. She is STUNNIN' (I'm just joking by the way, all love)
The fact that Juno is this good at makeup, the sims, fashion, art, colour theory, life in general while constantly handicapping herself with nails and sunglasses is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
"You have..the GRĮM!" lord i need this woman in my life. lord, please, please allow me to befriend this stunning, cultured, definitively IMMACULATE lavendrous being. please. please. please. please. please.
Love how you always make scary psycho noises when you take off your glasses even though your eyes are ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! and will snatch lobster thermidor off any wench's plate
Even when Juno is having a hard time with her make up, she still manages to make herself look STUNNING. I truly think that is inspiring because she adapts.
I completely forgot how much Juno made me giggle and smile in quarantine last year, when everything was new and scary. I just remembered how often I used to watch Juno videos! Thank you for all the cheer!! 😊❤️
She forgot to wing out the eyeshadow on the other side omg queen STILL STUNNING THOUGH. Edit: cause some people want to be rude I’m not clocking juno I said it’s STILL STUNNING 😡
I was bawling my eyes out and went to watch something to calm down, saw this in recommended, and it immediately helped me stop crying from how lovely and absurd this is. Thank you, queen
Just wanted to say thanks Juno. You’ll probably never see this but your videos are so uplifting and really help me and I’m sure many others to get through this tough time. You are forever a gorgeous stunning icon x
Finally, my dream has come true... I've waited for Juno to highlight her chin on every makeup. I'm so glad she turned her mistake into a chin highlight... I think it's what her makeup needed.
Also.... Anyone else feel like these are the best motivational videos ever? Juno Birch candidly dropping one tidbit of wisdom or advice, literally hits me more squarely than months of therapy ever did! 😂 Her whole attitude, ‘Fuck it, it’s stunning. Yes!’
Wow... I can’t believe Juno invented the colour lavender
...how generous of her
We're so undeserving
Definitely undeserving
How lavengerous of her
i'm so grateful because it's my favorite color 💜
Lavendrous
"I KNOW Trixie doesn't have one of these in her collection" had me ROLLING
juno wearing more naturally-shaped eyebrows is oddly threatening but i’m with it
Its true im literally being cyber bullied by those eyebrows.
Her mean eyebrows even called me ugly!
They could cut me, and I would thank them.
It was extra unsettling for me cause they look exactly like mine 🤡
Them eyebrows tucked me into bed, gave me a kiss, than ate all my food whilst I slept.
Jennifer Coolidge's evil twin: Jessica Hotridge
This made me cackle 😂
I see what you did there😏🤣
I stan this.
I love how when Phil give Juno toilet paper and when Juno is about to complain about the disastrous make up, Phil just go “you’re gorgeous” and you can see Juno’s mood immediately went up
Boyfriend goals 😍😍😍
❤️Couple goals❤️
It was stunning not gorgeous
8:09
mum walked in and said “ oh, why is she purple ?!”
and I was like ... “oh , she is ... isn’t she...”
juno is so normal to me , I forget she’s usually purple/pink/green/blue lol
me too :D
Same
"you try, you fail, you try, you fail, the only true failure is when you stop trying." damn-
Yeah I liked that quote a lot!!
That got stuck up in my head after watching and now I'm inspired..
Its from the movie Haunted Mansion
*looks at my $600 drawing tablet that I haven't used in 2 years* 😧
@Lydia Barragan Madame Leota
Mr. Birch telling Mrs. Birch she looks stunnin' as she vents about her foundation, goals
right? i love how she was being a huge drama queen and he just cut her off by saying she's stunning
“You look stunning” 😩 Mr Birch is the best
I actually squealed when I heard him say that. I'm too invested.
I believe she’s trans but yes, stunning as usual~
Silverheartpro don’t worry they were talking about her bf, not her☺️
Silverheartpro If you watch the video, Mr Birch says “you look stunning” to Juno.
I heard that and my heart melted a little bit. I became a little less ice-cold today. Thank you, Mr Birch for being absolutely iconic.
Every fortune teller: you’re gonna have 3 children, be a billionaire, have a handsome husband
Juno as a fortune teller : *you’re going to work in a carphone warehouse forever*
And you will be stunning 😍😍
Juno's atleast realistic.
died
Juno: I’m getting a very Madonna vibe from this
Also Juno: is purple
I can see young Madonna though so she isn't wrong
YES, thats exactly what I thought! The moment the eyebrows came to be they just started singing Madonna.
girlStyle I was thinking this while watching it 😂😂
Just because she's an alien woman disguised amongst humanity doesn't mean she can't compare herself to Madonna. She is STUNNIN'
(I'm just joking by the way, all love)
LAVENDEROUS!!! How bloody dare you
Use one word to describe Juno Birch: “Lavendrous”. She’s absolutely stunning 😌💜
The look on juno's face taking her glasses off gets me everytime 😂😂😂
I burst out laughing way too hard every single time that happens. 😂😂
And the little smile after makes me so happy
"I‘m so sharp... I could be mistaken for a pencil sharpener“ - but a stunning one ☝️🥰
Helga has 12 ex husbands who all mysteriously ended up dead
She doesn't like to talk about it either... Which is disconcerting.
That’s Olive Spectre too
The fact that Juno is this good at makeup, the sims, fashion, art, colour theory, life in general while constantly handicapping herself with nails and sunglasses is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
When Mr. Birch, unprompted, said "you look stunning" I 😭😭😭
"You have..the GRĮM!"
lord i need this woman in my life. lord, please, please allow me to befriend this stunning, cultured, definitively IMMACULATE lavendrous being. please. please. please. please. please.
Love how you always make scary psycho noises when you take off your glasses even though your eyes are ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! and will snatch lobster thermidor off any wench's plate
the fact that she made this stunning look with those very long nails screams talent
‘I feel like a demon and I want to get all Joy Desperates.’ 😈😈😈
oi!
@@nyomnyom.29 🤣🤣🤣OMG.
Omg I read it as he said it! 😂
I’ve never seen her like a comment! I hope she does read them and see how we all think she’s lavendrously stunning!!
My mother was absent so Mother's Day is a real shit time for me. Thank you for uploading today so I can be less depressed. Yes, *stunning*
I'm so sorry friend, sending you lots of love and hugs. Yes that is happening 💜💙
sending u love 💕
You're never alone in that on that day love 💜and yes you are positively ✨STUNNING✨
I was so stressed when she was doing her eyeliner with those NAILS
2:13 damn Cynthia really had a midlife crisis after the show ended.
Chaz she never recovered after filming rugrats
Connie and Cynthia are definitely twins lol!
My thoughts exactly!!! Glad I am not the only one who's mind went there!!
juno’s fridge is the antagonist of the channel
if ur boyfriend isnt a Mr.Birch kinda guy, he aint worth it sis
Her boyfriend is so nice tho
Yasss. Dump him if he isn't a Mr. Birch kinda guy
@@Val17282 and hot
Y’all don’t get to choose her relationships, that’s a personal matter
@@AN-ou6qu I agree, all of these replies make me feel uneasy how they're steering Juno to dump him.
i LOVE it when she laughs its like rays of sunlight hitting me in the chest
Round of applause for those nails.
👏 👏 👏
They’re so STUNNING. 💅🏼
She’s looking very STUNNING
Very Laverndous
Joy despret is SHAKING in her pink crop top rn
Stunning?.... Ok
Ginger Bread yep. Absolutely stunning.
👿
The background is my actual living room. Wallpaper and all. Stunning.
Well it is fake hahaha it’s a green screen
STUNNING
@@user-mb7jj1op1d MR obvious????
Jeffree star WISHES he could be this iconic. Stunning
"Very potatoe-y" so iconic
Yes, she has eyeballs, and yes, they're STUNNING 👁👁✨
Whatever the colour you're always my favourite tone of stunning 💜
"the only fail is when you stop trying"
ugh we stan an inspirational kween 😣💜
Yessss
Even when Juno is having a hard time with her make up, she still manages to make herself look STUNNING. I truly think that is inspiring because she adapts.
when juno said she looked like madonna I COULDNT UNSEE
I just realized I didn't have notifications on for Juno and I felt despret.
Immediately clicked the bell icon yes THAT is stunning.
I completely forgot how much Juno made me giggle and smile in quarantine last year, when everything was new and scary. I just remembered how often I used to watch Juno videos! Thank you for all the cheer!! 😊❤️
I’ve never been so early before.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there today. ☺️❤️
thank you.
Thank you 💜💜💜
Britain is wayyy ahead of you
“ I am a stunning disaster! “ Is my new life motto. It’s so fitting, yet so positive. Yes, that is happening!❤
These are by far my favourite eyebrows, so natural looking and ever so slightly uneven and I'M LIVING 😍😍
I love how she always does such stunning and dramatic eye makeup then covers it right up with the glasses
She forgot to wing out the eyeshadow on the other side omg queen STILL STUNNING THOUGH.
Edit: cause some people want to be rude I’m not clocking juno I said it’s STILL STUNNING 😡
Who cares. You don't have to call her out
no she didn’t lmfaooo
maddy m she did. On her left eye the shadow isn’t blended as far as the right
Jada Moore it’s just uneven.. p sure she did it off camera
@@honeysuckleASMR The whole nature of drag queens is reading and clocking poorly made stuff
When you took those glasses off I got Edward scissor hands vibes when the mom tries to make him over with that lavender cream 😂 STUNNING!
“This little thingy brush”🤣 beauty guru that id trust with my lifeeeee! I love her!
Absolutely lavenderous, Connie needs more lavender in her life. Im living for Juno's stunning look.
I literally just binged watched all of your videos and they're absolutely stunning and what a treat, a new video 💖💖💖
we've entered a juno vortex
@@musicstuff8559 We literally started from scratch
How do you binge watch all of the videos, are you unemploye?
YESSS JUNO w/ A THICK BROW IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED
"A stunning disaster" i can relate with my existance
5:52 The transition from the very self-pleased, self-reassuring "OK, this is happening!" to the immediate shock! 😂🤣😂🤣😉
Why am i laughing so much at the lipstick stain on the chin gosh this quarantine is getting in my brain
Juno with these brows is such a different vibe that is absolutely STUNNING
I could legit watch these videos all day 😭💕
When Juno blends the white concealer on her stunnin lips. I love the music at that part, watched it at least 6 times. Gorgeous. Yes, stunning.
Juno's voice is oddly relaxing
I love how Juno slides into frame and shouts “hello and welcome”
The first time I saw this I fell out of my chair in surprise
Alternate video title: Mother Birch gets botox and face tapes.
Please don't ever stop doing what you do! Absolutely STUNNIN!
the music starts and so do my serotonin levels
As a Jessica, I feel so honored that Juno has shown me my true lavendrous potential. So stunning
Another iconic moment of throwing shade and arguing with a fridge 😂 😂 the expiriment is succesful. Results: STUNNINGGGG 🥳
“I’m a fierce sloth” 🦥💟 😂
The beauty guru community has been real quiet since this came out
That white lip part made me absolutely lose my shit, I cannot wait for when I can wear makeup again! 😍
I was bawling my eyes out and went to watch something to calm down, saw this in recommended, and it immediately helped me stop crying from how lovely and absurd this is.
Thank you, queen
Just wanted to say thanks Juno. You’ll probably never see this but your videos are so uplifting and really help me and I’m sure many others to get through this tough time. You are forever a gorgeous stunning icon x
PLAY ROBLOX THEY HAVE AN ACCESSORIES CALLED JUNO’S GLASSES
I am obsessed with Juno’s videos 🧡🧡 can’t wait for a pink look 💕👏🏼👏🏼
The beauty community is straight sleeping on Juno Birch.
“Wake Up America!” -Elle Woods
the positivity, and confidence is on a level I wish I were on.
Juno is the only person that can completely change her skin color and not get cancelled
lavender is my favorite shade of purple!!!
I love how she pronounces the 'g' in 'stunning.' StunninGggg.
I really love Juno's voice besides the stunning accent. Very gorgeous
Mr. Birch adding in, "You look STOONING" as he's fetching toilet paper? STOOOOONING!
hey juno please know how much i love and admire you, you are ART! you’re entire existence is iconic
“Get into your chokey”
I love how shes so flawless she doesn't even have to put on a base, absolutely gorgeous
I need Juno to make an ASMR video cause that would be iconic
Your intros are absolutely STUNNING and ICONIC.
10:02 "I'm a FIERCE sloth!!" **dead** 😂🤣😂
I can't believe you just created that Lavendrous gorgiosity with those nails. That's genuine talent.
Best damn fierce sloth I’ve ever bloody seen
GORGEOUS! STUNNING!!!
Stops Pumping Mascara: CONNIEEEE!😂😂
Okay but the dark circles made the makeup so much more realistic looking
Finally, my dream has come true... I've waited for Juno to highlight her chin on every makeup. I'm so glad she turned her mistake into a chin highlight... I think it's what her makeup needed.
Mr Birch is such a sweetheart. And Juno is looking, as always, absolutely STUNNING. (Also, I wish I had a Connie in my own collection.)
When you shouted out “Connie” I jumped I thought you could see me...don’t scare me again please xoxo
Those acrylic nails on the rubber gloves are iconic!
the most stunniNG alien in the cosmos!😇
Never seen anything so absolutely stunning! Thank you for gracing us with your presence on this planet.
i LOVE being early!!✨
those nails are stunnning Juno!!
I love Connie btw!! She is remarkably stunning as well, yes she is happening!
5:53 As the video went on I was starting to appreciate that red spot there.
It just kind of felt like it belonged after a while, part of the look.
Also.... Anyone else feel like these are the best motivational videos ever? Juno Birch candidly dropping one tidbit of wisdom or advice, literally hits me more squarely than months of therapy ever did! 😂 Her whole attitude, ‘Fuck it, it’s stunning. Yes!’
YOU ARE EVERYTHING WE NEEDED !!!
Love it. Love it! LOVE IT!
Absolutely stunningly iconicly lavenderous! 💜