Being European, I'm thinking: How do you not know the difference? 😃 They're even different categories, one is for clubs and the other for countries. I'd get mixing up the Euros with the World Cup or the Premier League with the Champions League...
@@mondoshredder5783 😃 Yes, to quote a Turkish guy: "In Turkey there are 2 religions, Islam and football." There's a lot of social, economic and political significance and symbolism in the sport, hence the passion. You have workers' teams, rich people teams, army teams, police teams, railroad workers' teams, aristocratic teams, etc. with all the social, economic and political implications. It's ok to say American football (but you need the qualifier to make sure we understand what you mean). American football is still a version of football. The word itself didn't mean it's played WITH the foot, kicking a ball, but because it's played ON foot (as opposed to sports like polo, played on horseback). Rugby itself is the sister sport of football, the official name is rugby football (i.e. football played using the Rugby School rules). The term soccer is originally English in fact and it's derived from asSOCiation football (i.e. football player using the rules of the English Football Association - the FA, this is the official name of the sport). At one point there was a divorce between rugby and football as a result of a debate over which rules to use. The term soccer is also used in places like South Africa or Australia (parts of the former British Empire which stuck with the term soccer, which again, is in fact originally English).
@@mondoshredder5783 I did see some Australian football. The ID... that's my actual name 😃 But yes, I do have Greek origins, I'm Eastern Orthodox by religion like Greeks/Byzantines, although overall I'm Latin (hence the Roman Emperor first name) and I'm Romanian (the country is named after Rome). So... yes... you could say that 😃
Before anyone gives Tom Brady a trophy, don’t forget that the Chiefs have the right to exhaust every legal avenue to challenge the result. It would be irresponsible to congratulate the Buccaneers so early. Many many fans are upset. Wouldn’t want them to lose trust.
"Our main story tonight is not about the planet being a trash can or Republicans waging war against the United States to overthrow democracy. No, we thought it would be a good idea to talk about puppets. 6 million people will watch our report about puppets and then give us awards for outstanding journalism. The depth of human stupidity is endless, and there is no hope." - John Oliver
@@llcoolvaj721 Oh, yeah, that video would be awesome. I haven't found that either. And I'm always amazed how alive the muppets seem to interviewers/anybody they interact with. (Not "Oh, I spoke with Jim Henson today" but rather "I talked to KERMIT THE FROG!" ;-) ) It's so marvelous that this applies to the puppeteers as well!
Oliver really undersell his show. It's actually magnificently informative. I learn things watching that show and I even learn where it came from since every time he says anything he lists his source right next to his head.
@@madmax-fg4lt Yes I did actually. I was very sad to learn that my local chicken fucker ran unopposed with very little local knowledge about their chicken fucking practices.
I missed John so much I had to watch ALL of the Last Week Tonight episodes at least 3 times to counteract the stupidity of the past few months. Anyone who has seen hamsters in tiny speedos, the mating foxes of Kent not to mention Adam Driver can't deny that John has a very real and disturbing sexiness in most of his shows.
Oh the hamsters and foxes and Adam Driver, gracious if he would only drop that crap and get on with the commentary his show would be so much more entertaining.
My favorite John Oliver bit actually involved a muppet. The famous "outtakes" of him and Cookie Monster doing the news on Sesame Street are hilarious. Cookie Monster, like all muppets, stays in character the entire time while Oliver is on the verge of collapsing from laughter.
I'd like to say that this is because they're both amazingly funny guys, but how much credit can we realistically give each man? I mean, they've both got teams of writers to compile their scripts and to put their jokes together, etc, so how much of the love we have for these entertainers is actually misplaced and should more rightfully be directed at the talented, yet unseen writers, on whose shoulders these Giants of entertainers stand? Then again, we'd be doing these men an awful disservice if we fail to acknowledge their contributions in the delivery of those lines, those jokes and those conversations, written by the aforementioned writers. I mean, I can't imagine that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be able to make people laugh, even if he had the exact same staff as Stephen Colbert and/ or John Oliver, writing the exact same lines/ jokes/ etc... I don't imagine Sylvester Stallone, or Dean Cain or Vin Diesel would be able to take Colbert's or Oliver's scripts and be able to elicit the same degree of laughter that these men are regularly responsible for. I guess what I'm trying to say is; These guys are damned funny fuckers, but we should always bear in mind that there's a team of writers behind these men who deserve a percentage of this laughter (?)...
Stephen and John together is almost too much. Love it. There's an adult Make a Wish type org that I'm unfortunately applying to, and I want to meet them (and Noah). I even named my only son John after (guess who)? 😁
I could seriously watch a weekly show of these two talk about random stuff for an hour straight. Love how they bounce energy off each other. So delightful and relaxing. Such a relief from the daily struggle.
For the record, my wife and I love watching John Oliver for our date-nights. One of our favorite things to sit down and watch together. He can mock it all he wants.
@@kantahanwithkahel No? They're covered in... Muppet skin, I guess. Whereas the Swedish Chef has just real bare human hands - a fact I somehow never noticed as a kid, but once I did see it, I could never unsee the weirdness.
@@kantahanwithkahel No worries! I think it's super easy to overlook the Swedish Chef's uniquely freaky situation since his Muppet skin is a very similar shade to Frank Oz's skin, and pre-HD TV made it less obvious that his hands weren't covered. Also, to make it more confusing, there are publicity shots where the Swedish Chef does have Muppet hands!
@@kantahanwithkahel Firstly, Bert and Ernie were from Sesame Street and while they ARE Muppets (since they were created by Jim Henson and his Lab), the discussion Stephen and John were having was based on the Muppets in The Muppet Show.. Secondly, Bert and Ernie had full Muppet appendages: 3 fingers and one thumb on each hand.
The musical number at the end of the SLAPP episode (a sequel to the Coal episode) was awesome. It had to have cost HBO a fortune. It was worth it to hear John sing, "Eat shit, Bob!"
Yes, the ODF (orange dumpster fire) in my opinion should never be referred to again by given name. Maybe we could all settle on 3/4 easy ones? Loser? ODF? Former?
@@guyfuntyme6050 for a long while Grabby Dodgy worked, but his list of crimes grew too long. Now I just spit when the Failed Insurrectionist is mentioned. I tried Benedict Donnie but sadly just got the "duh" look.
@@guyfuntyme6050 You don't think Fozzie was funny? I think that if Gonzo and Sam the Eagle had a love child, it would be John Oliver. And if we are including Sesame Street characters, good dash of Grover, too.
Watching them talk together is so comforting. Like watching your grandfather's who were best friends all their lives talking together. It's really cathartic
I agree i also like the state of infrastructure and how tax dollars could be used to help with creating and maintaining bridges and roads. Gets me so rannndy!
Their chemistry together is the best. Wish I could just chill with these guys over a couple beers or a blunt for a night of endless laughs and deep conversations
Other thing about the Swedish Chef: most of it was improvised. Oz was just making it up as he went, and then Henson would have to improvise dialogue and facial expressions to match what the Chef's hands had just done.
Fun fact - I did actually watch last week tonight on a first date with someone after we came back to my place. We broke up after a year but I did turn them into a fan of the show
Let’s be honest, if I were to watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on a first date it would probably be a fail because I’d spent all the time gushing over John. 😍
A bunch of entitled racists run around a field for X amount of time (there's a clock, but the game doesnt end when it runs out) and end with a 1-1 tie while fans assault each other in the stands. What an amazing game!
@@Heathcoatman lol. And just what exactly does an NFL clock do? Slow down time is what it does. "hey you join us just as we start the 1st quarter, with 15mins on the clock." Half an hour later. Huge UK NFL fan BTW.
John Oliver, give yourself some credit my man. My partner and I look forward to your show, we watch it together Monday's after work. Keeping our romantic evening interesting by calling which part of the updated intro image we will read. We love your show and we need more than just one show a week!!!!
So glad someone told John Oliver he didnt have to be 3 inches away from the web cam to see him. Just good fun literally binged watched your show for a couple hours yesterday #confederishe
Guy to his girlfriend St Valentine’s Day “honey if I won the lottery and gave you half, would you leave me?” Yes she replied ! Right he said “I won $10 here’s your $5! 😂
"John Cena" is Spanish for "Juan Dinner", but, if I were a cannibal, I wouldn't use him to make tamales, because he'd be too tough and stringy... John Oliver would be much more tender and tastier, I think.
I love the implication that it had to happen three times before they moved the mascots somewhere else, as to not scar children that stumbled upon the mascot storage closet.
If they don't want to "Last Week Tonight and chill," I am not interested. I have watched all the episodes so many times, I like to put on John Oliver and let his hilariously snarky voice lull me to sleep. It balances me out because I have the soothing familiarity of John's voice along with all the frightening information his shows provide. I also like to use him to wake up in the famous depression and anxiety med mix of weed and coffee. John Oliver is my weed and coffee morning mix.
It's like Jon Oliver is a kid on the day he gets his allowance and even though dad just found out what hentai is by accidentally grabbing his phone and they both know it he's still getting it.
I love how Oliver is still stuck in his own pocket dimension
After he blew it up
The blank void!!
The blank void? Lol
@@MrElionor It's another pocket dimension. He left the blank white void and now is in a blank bluish void.
Man there is a lot of passive aggressive by Colbert. Guess those stacks of Emmy awards really hurts huh Steve?
The look of friendly disgust on Johns face when Stephen got the Premier League and world Cup mixed up was perfect.
Being European, I'm thinking: How do you not know the difference? 😃 They're even different categories, one is for clubs and the other for countries. I'd get mixing up the Euros with the World Cup or the Premier League with the Champions League...
@@mondoshredder5783 Oh yes, while Catholocisn is *a* religion in Italy Football is *the* religion.
@@mondoshredder5783 😃 Yes, to quote a Turkish guy: "In Turkey there are 2 religions, Islam and football." There's a lot of social, economic and political significance and symbolism in the sport, hence the passion. You have workers' teams, rich people teams, army teams, police teams, railroad workers' teams, aristocratic teams, etc. with all the social, economic and political implications. It's ok to say American football (but you need the qualifier to make sure we understand what you mean).
American football is still a version of football. The word itself didn't mean it's played WITH the foot, kicking a ball, but because it's played ON foot (as opposed to sports like polo, played on horseback). Rugby itself is the sister sport of football, the official name is rugby football (i.e. football played using the Rugby School rules). The term soccer is originally English in fact and it's derived from asSOCiation football (i.e. football player using the rules of the English Football Association - the FA, this is the official name of the sport). At one point there was a divorce between rugby and football as a result of a debate over which rules to use. The term soccer is also used in places like South Africa or Australia (parts of the former British Empire which stuck with the term soccer, which again, is in fact originally English).
@@mondoshredder5783 I did see some Australian football. The ID... that's my actual name 😃 But yes, I do have Greek origins, I'm Eastern Orthodox by religion like Greeks/Byzantines, although overall I'm Latin (hence the Roman Emperor first name) and I'm Romanian (the country is named after Rome). So... yes... you could say that 😃
... and nobody caught the "shade" that Stephen threw back by mentioning Paramount + as in the Super bowl commercial that Colbert was in...
XD
"He's the jockey, I'm the horse" - John Oliver, presumably talking about Adam Driver
LMFAAAOO
Omg 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bahahahaha
Slap me with a riding crop you dirty derby boy. Dig in your spurs you rough rider.
Are you trying to break the Internet? Lol aaaand I’m sure Oliver approves. Hahaha
Oliver needs to appear on Colbert's show more often. They bring out the best in each other, every one of their interviews is comedy gold
I'd argue that Jon Steward is more compatible with Stephen
I agree. Also Conan OBrien
Good observation. They do bring out the best in each other
Si-ner-gy!
Duh, they're Jon's kids, they would get along swimmingly
John Oliver is an international treasure.
Us British are happy to share- What a man. The musical middle finger to Bob Murray was legendary
Don't tell Nicholas Cage.
Gay thow
He's American now. He's ours
One more kick in the shins to Britain from the US
So this episode of the Late Show is basically a 15 minute monologue + a 20 minute interview with John Oliver?
Excellent! I like that! 😁😁😁
Another!🍺
Everything I could ask for, really.
@@jennidoesherbest I don't think they heard of second Colbert/Oliver interviews
John Oliver coming back February 14th IS my Valentines gift! lol
The best kind of A late show!
If someone watched Last Week Tonight with me as a date I would know they were a keeper.
It is my Sunday night last show before bed.
Can I come to y’all’s wedding?
Best wishes from Mendocino, California... excellent place for weddings.
“Congressional procedure and chill” really does it for you, eh? 😂
If I wasn't married, oh wait, just saw your name.. Umm, if I was a lesbian, that would be the most perfect date!! 😘😘🤣
I wouldn't date anyone that couldn't appreciate the pertinent comedic rantings of John Oliver!
So you wouldn't date beautiful marble statue of a man, Adam Driver?
I would date John..he has to like older women..we're devine
@@cynthiawilson4500 John's married.
Before anyone gives Tom Brady a trophy, don’t forget that the Chiefs have the right to exhaust every legal avenue to challenge the result. It would be irresponsible to congratulate the Buccaneers so early. Many many fans are upset. Wouldn’t want them to lose trust.
Understood the reference. lol
😂😂😎 The shade.
Many people are saying huge things about points (legal points only) which should have been counted being found in dumpsters or wherever.
If the Chiefs legal claims are so bogus and they've got Trumpian lawyers....then they will lose Superbowl twice
we can't know for certain yet that brady didn't rig the footballs. gotta put a special prosecutor on the case
John Oliver: *wears a hoodie*
Me: “Oh no, he’s hot!”
Why? Why did you write this?
Comment boost. You’re not alone in this thought
Right!!!?? Talk by about a “sexual frisson” 🤭
nice meme
LoL..I was just thinking how silver fox he is in his casual hoodie
John Oliver is a national treasure. And I can say that because he's a naturalized citizen!
Careful, Nick Cage will steal him 😬
Fair. You need him more than we do.
I think he was compensation for you guys taking James Corden off our hands.
"Our main story tonight is not about the planet being a trash can or Republicans waging war against the United States to overthrow democracy. No, we thought it would be a good idea to talk about puppets. 6 million people will watch our report about puppets and then give us awards for outstanding journalism. The depth of human stupidity is endless, and there is no hope." - John Oliver
He‘ll never be a true american. He‘ll never call football „soccer“ as long as Liverpool FC exists.
Stephen and John have such great chemistry whenever he's on.
Both were groomed from John Stewart
Really? It seems like Colbert could not be less excited.
It’s John. He’s awesome
The love for John Oliver is international.
🇨🇭👍
🇩🇪 ❤️💋
Oh, that expression on Oliver's face when listening to Colbert explaining about the Swedish chef. Utter rapture and a complete fanboy. Love it!
Right??? So pure!
Now if I could just find the video of Jim and Frank in character than John was referring to my day would be complete.
@@llcoolvaj721 Oh, yeah, that video would be awesome. I haven't found that either.
And I'm always amazed how alive the muppets seem to interviewers/anybody they interact with. (Not "Oh, I spoke with Jim Henson today" but rather "I talked to KERMIT THE FROG!" ;-) ) It's so marvelous that this applies to the puppeteers as well!
@@llcoolvaj721 I would assume its this ua-cam.com/video/ci9gPZnqiGY/v-deo.html
Oliver really undersell his show. It's actually magnificently informative. I learn things watching that show and I even learn where it came from since every time he says anything he lists his source right next to his head.
Did you learn about the chicken fuckers? That shit was hard to take.
@@madmax-fg4lt Yes I did actually. I was very sad to learn that my local chicken fucker ran unopposed with very little local knowledge about their chicken fucking practices.
That they would fight back lawsuits really- RESPECT
Being self-deprecating is kind of part of his comedic style. Like that one time he fully admitted to not being the best Zazu in spite of his nose.
John Oliver is just so pure and honest and I appreciate him everytime he comes on any show or just talks
You can tell they are actual friends because of how much they genuinely smile and laugh while chatting, it's honesty heartwarming.
I missed John so much I had to watch ALL of the Last Week Tonight episodes at least 3 times to counteract the stupidity of the past few months. Anyone who has seen hamsters in tiny speedos, the mating foxes of Kent not to mention Adam Driver can't deny that John has a very real and disturbing sexiness in most of his shows.
Oh the hamsters and foxes and Adam Driver, gracious if he would only drop that crap and get on with the commentary his show would be so much more entertaining.
Like #69, to add to the sexiness. 🤣
Couldn’t agree more❤️
Been binge watching the last five years of his show, just to survive the last few weeks💋
Oh the mating foxes of Kent...
Sex Space Geckos for the win!
Cant wait for LWT to come back! Ive missed John Oliver in the craziness of January.
Am wondering when The Last Show Tonight returns?
@@xtbum3339 Sunday, Feb 14
London weekend television?
@@rossphillips481 that was my thought too, we must be of a certain age! He'll be waiting a long time!
My husband and I are very excited about watching Jon Oliver on Sunday. Oh, we multitask.
Best Valentine ever ahah !
Poor John, he thought he'd escaped that void but he appears to be right back in it again.
at this point, i think its safe to assume that he actively chose the void...
He could a small Audience like Bill Maher. But NYC is to strict on gatherings
He was born in it... molded by it
@@madringking1119 I liked Bill Maher for like a week but his jokes are too on the nose.
@@elgordo2162 dark knight rises 👌
My favorite John Oliver bit actually involved a muppet. The famous "outtakes" of him and Cookie Monster doing the news on Sesame Street are hilarious. Cookie Monster, like all muppets, stays in character the entire time while Oliver is on the verge of collapsing from laughter.
When you say Stephen Colbert AND John Oliver, I automatically click
Then before even watching, I immediately click "like".
I'd like to say that this is because they're both amazingly funny guys, but how much credit can we realistically give each man? I mean, they've both got teams of writers to compile their scripts and to put their jokes together, etc, so how much of the love we have for these entertainers is actually misplaced and should more rightfully be directed at the talented, yet unseen writers, on whose shoulders these Giants of entertainers stand?
Then again, we'd be doing these men an awful disservice if we fail to acknowledge their contributions in the delivery of those lines, those jokes and those conversations, written by the aforementioned writers. I mean, I can't imagine that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be able to make people laugh, even if he had the exact same staff as Stephen Colbert and/ or John Oliver, writing the exact same lines/ jokes/ etc... I don't imagine Sylvester Stallone, or Dean Cain or Vin Diesel would be able to take Colbert's or Oliver's scripts and be able to elicit the same degree of laughter that these men are regularly responsible for.
I guess what I'm trying to say is; These guys are damned funny fuckers, but we should always bear in mind that there's a team of writers behind these men who deserve a percentage of this laughter (?)...
John Oliver is so quick witted in interviews. He should be in same room with the other Brit comedian, Ricky Gervais
For sure me
Stephen Colbert talking with John Oliver is damn near as adorable as him talking with Evie. And that's saying a LOT!
When 2 comedy greats chat about the Swedish chef, you know that for one fleeting moment, all is well in the universe. 🥰
Stephen and John together is almost too much. Love it. There's an adult Make a Wish type org that I'm unfortunately applying to, and I want to meet them (and Noah). I even named my only son John after (guess who)? 😁
The correct answer for where to keep the mascot costumes would be the sex closest, John. The sex closet.
We share the same surname 😉🤓
@@MsEsquire83 I really hope that you get to meet all these guys and at least fulfill this wish. :)
John Cena?
Can I go with you to meet them?? Yes, including Trevor Noah!!
I could seriously watch a weekly show of these two talk about random stuff for an hour straight. Love how they bounce energy off each other. So delightful and relaxing. Such a relief from the daily struggle.
John Oliver is an intergalactic treasure.
Literally binged watched your show for a couple hours
Try several months and knowing his words by heart😅😜
John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, or both?
I really do love these two dorks. Always makes my day better when I watch their shows and interviews.
Late Show rules: *you will always watch Stephen interview John Oliver and/or Jon Stewart*
For the record, my wife and I love watching John Oliver for our date-nights. One of our favorite things to sit down and watch together. He can mock it all he wants.
We all know that John Oliver's Muppet character is Sam the Eagle
...and yes, you are correct that the Swedish Chef is the only Muppet with real human hands. Particularly suitable for the chocolate moose skit.
Didn’t Ernie have human hands, too?
@@kantahanwithkahel No? They're covered in... Muppet skin, I guess. Whereas the Swedish Chef has just real bare human hands - a fact I somehow never noticed as a kid, but once I did see it, I could never unsee the weirdness.
@@sarahlamotte7920 I misunderstood. Thank you. :)
@@kantahanwithkahel No worries! I think it's super easy to overlook the Swedish Chef's uniquely freaky situation since his Muppet skin is a very similar shade to Frank Oz's skin, and pre-HD TV made it less obvious that his hands weren't covered. Also, to make it more confusing, there are publicity shots where the Swedish Chef does have Muppet hands!
@@kantahanwithkahel Firstly, Bert and Ernie were from Sesame Street and while they ARE Muppets (since they were created by Jim Henson and his Lab), the discussion Stephen and John were having was based on the Muppets in The Muppet Show.. Secondly, Bert and Ernie had full Muppet appendages: 3 fingers and one thumb on each hand.
I feel like I just watched two old friends catch up over a couple glasses of scotch.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE John Oliver! Can't wait to see you again on Sunday! My boyfriend and I will be watching on Valentines Day! ❤❤❤👍👍👍
This can literally be an hour everyday and it would make me feel so happy.
"They keep the juices in." Well that's... that's a thing I've heard now.
And now….enjoy the masked singer!!
No one will ever know how much HBO gave John Oliver for his shenanigans.
Dragon money...$$$$$
That sum is “not nearly enough”.
HBO apparently never knew how much John absolutely dunks on them.
The musical number at the end of the SLAPP episode (a sequel to the Coal episode) was awesome. It had to have cost HBO a fortune. It was worth it to hear John sing, "Eat shit, Bob!"
Without quarantine we would never know John Oliver is a good Janet.
Wait, what? I missed that clip. What episode was that?
@@jemiebridges3197 it's because he's reporting From his void - Janet lives in a void
He forgot the rat erotica when mentioning the furry community
I'm honestly bummed they didn't mention that
My favorite part of Stephen's show lately is how he goes out of his way to avoid mentioning the name "Trump" - I love it, lol.
Yes, the ODF (orange dumpster fire) in my opinion should never be referred to again by given name. Maybe we could all settle on 3/4 easy ones? Loser? ODF? Former?
@@guyfuntyme6050 This my first time seeing ODF as a way to reference the ODF; I hope you'll forgive me if I 'steal' this and use it from now on?
@@guyfuntyme6050 for a long while Grabby Dodgy worked, but his list of crimes grew too long. Now I just spit when the Failed Insurrectionist is mentioned. I tried Benedict Donnie but sadly just got the "duh" look.
John Oliver's Muppet equivalent I think would be Scooter, the stage manager.
I'd have gone Sam the Eagle
A funny Fozzy.
@@guyfuntyme6050 You don't think Fozzie was funny?
I think that if Gonzo and Sam the Eagle had a love child, it would be John Oliver. And if we are including Sesame Street characters, good dash of Grover, too.
Scooter is a great choice.
Who's Stephen though?
Both of these men are absolutely amazing and we need more of both of them
John Oliver is the Essential Part of my Valentine's Night.
These two have some of the funniest chemistry ever. I am always entertained when Colbert has John Oliver on.
Two best BUDDIES conversating
Conversing.
@@lucylincoln3285 conversating
@@lucylincoln3285 pretty sure that was a joke OP made, mate. No one would unironaically say "conversating". Chill.
That just makes me feel like a misfit again..
I'm honored to walk this earth at the same time as these two greats! Goodness knows we need the laughter!
I noticed the hands when I was a kid, and it frightened me to the core.
I love this man! John hold my heart. Smart, glasses and dimples. Swoon
I could watch Stephen Colbert and John Oliver talk about Muppets all god damned day
Love Stephen Colbert and John Oliver. Very talented and very funny guys
The old Daily Show clique is one of the strongest crews in comedy!
I can't get enough of these 2 together.
Just seeing the current King of Political Satire puts a smile on my face.
Which one?
@@jrojala
IKR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just be thankful for John Stewart
Watching them talk together is so comforting. Like watching your grandfather's who were best friends all their lives talking together. It's really cathartic
The sexual tension of special taxing districts ooooh yah lol
Sexy shit
I agree i also like the state of infrastructure and how tax dollars could be used to help with creating and maintaining bridges and roads. Gets me so rannndy!
@@Zero_Da_Hero oh and Edward Norton when he says lefty loosie rightie tightie it gets me all lefty loosie 😂😂😂 even the sausage sandwiches 🥵🥵🥵😂😂😂
@@an_earth_angel Just like that danbury sewer plant
@@theimbecile4410 Fuck! Don’t do this to me! 🥵🥵🥵
john oliver and the cookie monster is still one of my favorite sketches hes ever been in
Two best BUDDIES conversing
I’m so happy this man is coming back to tv this week, we need you John
Amazing. I want more John Oliver and Stephen Colbert!
Their chemistry together is the best. Wish I could just chill with these guys over a couple beers or a blunt for a night of endless laughs and deep conversations
As a kid I realized that he had human hands but assumed it was on purpose so he could throw stuff
Ditto!
Other thing about the Swedish Chef: most of it was improvised. Oz was just making it up as he went, and then Henson would have to improvise dialogue and facial expressions to match what the Chef's hands had just done.
These two geeking out over the Muppets...Is surprisingly wholesome.
Johnny said to HBO that the spendings list is “under audit” to prevent HBO from seeing the cost.
Lol!! Good one 😊✌️
Fun fact - I did actually watch last week tonight on a first date with someone after we came back to my place. We broke up after a year but I did turn them into a fan of the show
"He's the jockey, I'm the horse!" Stormy Daniels
Let’s be honest, if I were to watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on a first date it would probably be a fail because I’d spent all the time gushing over John. 😍
Americans: “Soccer that’s the World Cup, right?”.
A bunch of entitled racists run around a field for X amount of time (there's a clock, but the game doesnt end when it runs out) and end with a 1-1 tie while fans assault each other in the stands. What an amazing game!
@@buykuibra2518 They do not have 1-1 ties. 0-0 or 2-2 is possible, though.
@@Heathcoatman lol. And just what exactly does an NFL clock do? Slow down time is what it does.
"hey you join us just as we start the 1st quarter, with 15mins on the clock."
Half an hour later.
Huge UK NFL fan BTW.
Super Bowl Winners: We are the world champions!!!
The World: We aren't even allowed to compete.
@@Heathcoatman Sounds like a day out for me :-)
I’m so glad you two are so happy working on fun. Thanks. Damn. Cheers.
John Oliver trashing American's for not knowing the world cup is giving me life
Well, considering England's World Cup track record, maybe it's a good thing more Americans aren't aware of the sport, lest we make fun of them for it.
@@devlinburgess2463 I would laugh but I live in F'ing New Zealand!
John Oliver, give yourself some credit my man. My partner and I look forward to your show, we watch it together Monday's after work. Keeping our romantic evening interesting by calling which part of the updated intro image we will read. We love your show and we need more than just one show a week!!!!
♥️ good on you two!
I can think of no better first date idea than watching Last Week Tonight.
You're not the way out John, you're definitely the first green light 😘
Can you and John make a show where you guys just do stuff. Honestly it’d be in my top 4 shows.
I fuckin' love John Oliver
A true muppet fan can never be mistaken for anything else. John Oliver - you are the real deal fan extraordinaire.
John needs to do a segment "Valentine's Day: How is this still a thing?"
So glad someone told John Oliver he didnt have to be 3 inches away from the web cam to see him. Just good fun literally binged watched your show for a couple hours yesterday #confederishe
British and Americans have a different definition of “World”. For example, (Football) World Cup vs World Series Baseball.
I need John Oliver to know that watching his show has been a weekly date between me and my partner for most of it's existence.
Guy to his girlfriend St Valentine’s Day “honey if I won the lottery and gave you half, would you leave me?” Yes she replied ! Right he said “I won $10 here’s your $5! 😂
give john and stephen a podcast, DAMN
I freakin love John Oliver 🤣
JO's mind was just blown at 6:30. Pure shock and elation.
"John Cena" is Spanish for "Juan Dinner", but, if I were a cannibal, I wouldn't use him to make tamales, because he'd be too tough and stringy... John Oliver would be much more tender and tastier, I think.
I'm glad there's no such thing as "Extra-virgin John Oliver-Oil" ...
I love the implication that it had to happen three times before they moved the mascots somewhere else, as to not scar children that stumbled upon the mascot storage closet.
"You're not John Cena" --- which is provable because John Oliver still has a shirt on.
I love these guys chemistry together
If they don't want to "Last Week Tonight and chill," I am not interested. I have watched all the episodes so many times, I like to put on John Oliver and let his hilariously snarky voice lull me to sleep. It balances me out because I have the soothing familiarity of John's voice along with all the frightening information his shows provide. I also like to use him to wake up in the famous depression and anxiety med mix of weed and coffee. John Oliver is my weed and coffee morning mix.
We need a weekly crossover where these two just sit and talk about whatever the heck they want to.
This isnt an interview. or a host having a guest over. Its just two friends who forget they are beeing recorded and I wouldnt have it any other way!
You forgot about Mark, he's like the parental supervision?
I love that they're nerding out about Muppets. 😆
I immediately thought John would be Gonzo.
You mean Beaker?
@@ashleyhoughton8592 Beeker was my second choice. I m talking about Gonzo, the blue/purple guy with the hooked nose...
Genau!!!!
I could listen to these two talk for days ❤
It's like Jon Oliver is a kid on the day he gets his allowance and even though dad just found out what hentai is by accidentally grabbing his phone and they both know it he's still getting it.
'They keep the juices in...' Truer words were never spoken.
"Last Date Tonight with John Oliver"
I'm so glad he's back with a new season. I can't wait to hear his thoughts on the bloody coup and impeachment trial.
the sexual tension between John Oliver and Danbury as well as John Oliver and Adam Driver
Oh...I’ve seen (two or three times) UA-cam video outtakes of John with the Cookie Monster. GOLD.