John Oliver Doesn't Think He'll Get Deported, But He's Being Cautious

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2017
  • Host of 'Last Week Tonight' John Oliver swings through to talk with Stephen about the current state of American politics and his own immigration status.
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  • @74oshua
    @74oshua 7 років тому +1343

    If Trump deports John Oliver, I'm pretty sure America will go into anarchy.

    • @headhomegamer6024
      @headhomegamer6024 7 років тому +34

      Joshua the Coder That's WW3 material, bud.

    • @suddenlywat
      @suddenlywat 7 років тому +25

      Actually no one would care.

    • @suddenlywat
      @suddenlywat 7 років тому +11

      +t6253 nope. No one will.

    • @eddiekadric5850
      @eddiekadric5850 7 років тому +11

      I hope he does. John Oliver has zero credibility

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 7 років тому +25

      Eddie Kadric ehhhhhh? In WHAT way? When he talked about Trump? Because that was facts!

  • @nickrigdon8883
    @nickrigdon8883 7 років тому +1995

    The CBS logo is uncomfortably too far towards the middle of the screen. It needs to go back to its corner.

    • @oontgrad
      @oontgrad 7 років тому +95

      CBS Logo sees you. It does not heed your worthless advice. It sees, and it knows.

    • @MattTrevett
      @MattTrevett 7 років тому +104

      Isn't that so it still shows up on 4:3 crops?

    • @hobobob59
      @hobobob59 7 років тому +13

      Matthew Trevett that is indeed why.

    • @40digitsstudiosCoUkJSWE
      @40digitsstudiosCoUkJSWE 7 років тому +2

      Can confirm That's correct ^

    • @LilySkye
      @LilySkye 7 років тому +5

      Neil Whitaker illuminati. Or count Olaf.

  • @namrakhan4269
    @namrakhan4269 6 років тому +4132

    Who else is binge watching every video which has John Oliver

    • @snehaseema
      @snehaseema 5 років тому +49

      oh i have been, thats a good feeling to have more than one if me in terms of listening to john oliver seven hours a day

    • @srishtiuppal974
      @srishtiuppal974 5 років тому +7

      namra khan I am

    • @shellier1172
      @shellier1172 5 років тому +14

      Those and Jon Stewart ones. This past week has been hell - I needed the brevity.

    • @heracles-hunty9856
      @heracles-hunty9856 5 років тому +6

      namra khan making a playlist as speak

    • @firapuroki4571
      @firapuroki4571 5 років тому +5

      i tot im alone

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 7 років тому +1858

    lol it's a strange sight seeing John Oliver censored

    • @ollierawlings751
      @ollierawlings751 6 років тому +1

      orangecode ii

    • @sammortensen9664
      @sammortensen9664 6 років тому +4

      It’s scary

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 5 років тому +23

      Difference between CBS and HBO. (I may get the first channel wrong, I'm not American.)

    • @khm8910
      @khm8910 5 років тому +2

      Close enough, and hbo is privatized.

    • @op3129
      @op3129 5 років тому +13

      @@Ward1706 nailed it. (and no fears.)
      HBO is not just cable, fyi. it's "by subscription" (meaning an extra charge on top of paying for basic cable ... and on top of extended cable) so Oliver's show on HBO allows swear words. (i.e., "fuck" .... which is so scandalous that regular america can't bear that word)

  • @hotdave20
    @hotdave20 7 років тому +3048

    Jon Stewart's kids....

    • @kevins5600
      @kevins5600 7 років тому +2

      reyrkiih what about them?

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 7 років тому +32

      My immediate thought.

    • @telephonebitguy9296
      @telephonebitguy9296 7 років тому +106

      such a huge legacy left by that dude. brings tears to the eyes

    • @HonestyJZ
      @HonestyJZ 7 років тому +198

      Both Stephen Colbert and John Oliver were correspondents on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and went on to have successful shows of their own.

    • @tasneemhusain3213
      @tasneemhusain3213 7 років тому +79

      Samantha bee too

  • @grsmith38
    @grsmith38 7 років тому +1756

    100% in favor of John Oliver as James Bond

    • @takatamiyagawa5688
      @takatamiyagawa5688 7 років тому +30

      James Bond, no. Johnny English, maybe.

    • @chrispereira420
      @chrispereira420 7 років тому

      Grace Smith Or Splinter

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 7 років тому +36

      He'd make a terrific spy. No one would ever suspect him.

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello 7 років тому

      then explain! :D I'm not American but Dutch but I'd like to know!

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy 7 років тому +9

      Brummy means someone from Birmingham, which has a distinct accent. Bond is, or at least projects the image of being, a prototypical posh Londoner in accent and manner. So to the English, a Brummy (think like Ozzy Osborne) portraying the suave James Bond is kind of funny.

  • @TheRealE.B.
    @TheRealE.B. 7 років тому +917

    OMG, did I just see a BRITISH man give a HUG?

    • @qevian
      @qevian 7 років тому +20

      your point being? I always thought it was the Americans were were more shy about hugs. Every single Brit hugs on saying hello and goodbye.

    • @TheRealE.B.
      @TheRealE.B. 7 років тому +70

      I'm just playing on a stereotype that I've learned FROM British people, John Oliver himself included.

    • @MasterHyperionMC
      @MasterHyperionMC 7 років тому +28

      leadfoot9x amusingly, it's less the British that have a problem with hugs (though there is frequently the joke of the manly hug, two pats only). The Irish, on the other hand, barely even touch each other - they're far less tactile. As a rule though, many British have a problem with expressing emotion in obvious ways, and hugging is the easiest joke to make out of it.

    • @bexk8
      @bexk8 6 років тому +3

      MasterHyperionMC . As a Brit living in Ireland for the last 20 years, I wouldn't agree with that AT ALL. Complete nonsense!

    • @MasterHyperionMC
      @MasterHyperionMC 6 років тому

      Rebecca Coffey interesting. Out of curiosity, which side? RoI or Northern?

  • @wcstelz
    @wcstelz 7 років тому +3094

    John Oliver for the 'LEGO JAMES BOND" !!!!

    • @anniesue4456
      @anniesue4456 7 років тому +9

      wcstelz cute idea!

    • @carultch
      @carultch 7 років тому +60

      John Oliver is a nearsighted parrot who works at a bank.

    • @romanfleischmann3459
      @romanfleischmann3459 7 років тому +12

      thats clearly a try to get mentioned in the next fanmail edition. and a weak one.

    • @TheBaconlaser
      @TheBaconlaser 7 років тому +4

      John Oliver for the "LEGO FAKE NEWS PUPPET SHILL" movie !!!

    • @budgetkuts
      @budgetkuts 7 років тому +1

      fuckin' for real?

  • @SaintMu
    @SaintMu 7 років тому +1501

    "We held up translators, Afghan and Iraqi translators, at the border, who have bled for a country they never visited, have sacrificed family members for this country, and this President has done neither of those things, so it's a little hard to swallow, him telling people whether they should be a benefit to America or not".
    I was looking at my screen, like, "oh, let'em know, son"
    I feel like him and Trevor Noah are the only people who are saying things in an appropriate way, these days... It's cool to goof off, have a little laugh now and then, but I think it's important to sneak in some real shit like that, even just to remind people that the subject matter is real life, and that shit ain't no joke right now...

    • @Ildskalli
      @Ildskalli 7 років тому +29

      Absolutely, I just wish more people would watch this segment.

    • @TwilightLabyrinth09
      @TwilightLabyrinth09 7 років тому +48

      Eaque Johnson If I remember correctly, John did a full segment on Last Week about the struggle of translators trying to get to the US (pre-Trump).

    • @gjchawks17
      @gjchawks17 7 років тому +28

      He absolutely did do a full segment on that subject pre-trump. Saying that translators haven't been able to become citizens for decades isn't as sexy as saying that they can't become citizens now.

    • @Sandyyyyyyyyyy
      @Sandyyyyyyyyyy 7 років тому +14

      LizTheReviewer I'm not saying things were smooth before but the crappy road we had before just had a bomb blown up on it for those approved to come to the US, you can't deny that.

    • @TwilightLabyrinth09
      @TwilightLabyrinth09 7 років тому +12

      Sandy G 323 I would say it is comparable actually. It's a very hard process for translators to even get to the US. If you watch John Oliver's report even though some of those translators had visas they couldn't come over. Or they couldn't get visas. So while nowthere are issues getting into the US once you've gotten to the airport I wouldn't say it any easier or harder to actually immigrate. Because the original process is still the same.

  • @rashidalm6705
    @rashidalm6705 7 років тому +1931

    I cant decide who I like more, stephen or british Millhouse

    • @pirateman1966
      @pirateman1966 7 років тому +67

      They are brothers from different mothers...

    • @smellyface101
      @smellyface101 7 років тому +54

      Everything's coming up Milhouse!

    • @eameece
      @eameece 7 років тому +5

      Millhouse tried to deport Lennon, you remember. Drump might try to deport Oliver.

    • @Soymaid
      @Soymaid 7 років тому +6

      Oliver is just so genuinely funny, even off-the-cuff (6:20).

    • @luminositymusic3810
      @luminositymusic3810 7 років тому +2

      rashid al masoud oh. That's rich,!

  • @ljimmo
    @ljimmo 7 років тому +1083

    I would totally watch John Oliver as James Bond. He's adorable and funny.

    • @anthonypaule638
      @anthonypaule638 6 років тому +23

      id rather see him as Johny English😁

    • @alicestolze8327
      @alicestolze8327 5 років тому +17

      Every time he makes fun of himself I simultaneously laugh and want to give him a hug

    • @strwberrytrash
      @strwberrytrash 5 років тому +1

      TheSunmaid Wills YES, we are on the same boat! 🤝❤️

    • @strwberrytrash
      @strwberrytrash 5 років тому +2

      Nic Stolze 😭🙏🏼❤️UNDERSTANDABLE

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 5 років тому

      More like Clouseau. Bond took himself too seriously.

  • @bestbeloved2704
    @bestbeloved2704 7 років тому +809

    4:39 - 4:45: "It's easy to be angry on adrenaline, but it is much, much harder when you are just tired".
    Brilliantly put, John and surprisingly profound for a talk show. Applicable to so much more than just Trumpian politics

  • @wyattkane
    @wyattkane 7 років тому +656

    Comedians or not, these two, Jon Stewart and Trevor Noah are some of the best journalists of our time.

    • @Danneleet
      @Danneleet 7 років тому +7

      Wyatt Kane ASMR they are comedians, do doubt.

    • @josecolon5750
      @josecolon5750 7 років тому +33

      Wyatt Kane ASMR Trevor noah....eeeeeeh.

    • @moebands
      @moebands 7 років тому +3

      Wyatt Kane ASMR jimmy dore *

    • @chrispereira420
      @chrispereira420 7 років тому +19

      NOT Trevor Noah

    • @sufamidan1006
      @sufamidan1006 7 років тому +2

      Wyatt Kane ASMR best at cheap laughs with an echo chamber, yes.

  • @Hkizzie
    @Hkizzie 7 років тому +1611

    The train analogy is terrible. Because I'm still under the train and it's been over 2 weeks. How long is this fucking train!?

    • @Haannibal777
      @Haannibal777 7 років тому +110

      You heard John, it could be 12 years. Numbers don't mean anything anymore.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 7 років тому +15

      At this point, it feels like we're stuck under the Infinity Train: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Train

    • @Mellion555
      @Mellion555 7 років тому +3

      Where's Saban with a Suplex when you need him, am I right? (I wonder if anyone will even get this reference?)

    • @robertjames3036
      @robertjames3036 7 років тому +19

      Willie Booker 3 years 11 months 100mph worth of train left sorry.

    • @loimac5105
      @loimac5105 7 років тому +5

      I guess it's more like u were on a boat that a train hit and are now perpetually sinking in the ocean.

  • @analraider69
    @analraider69 6 років тому +426

    you can totally tell John oliver writes his own shit for his show

    • @nicsgaming9610
      @nicsgaming9610 4 роки тому +22

      In his slapp suit episode John Oliver is credited as one of the writers

    • @hidayajamal6109
      @hidayajamal6109 3 роки тому +1

      @@nora-gf5vf yea I think they were pointing it out to the main commenter

    • @victoriathousand8291
      @victoriathousand8291 3 роки тому

      Yeah he’s too comfortable saying it ...😃

  • @kkilinahe
    @kkilinahe 3 роки тому +284

    hi. i'm from june 2020.
    you don't even know the half of what's about to happen.

    • @berto1014
      @berto1014 3 роки тому +19

      Hi. I'm from August 2020, and Steve Bannon was arrested for fraud today.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 роки тому +8

      August 2020... it gets worser and worser and worser!😷😷😷😷😷😷😷🇨🇦

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 роки тому +2

      @@berto1014 what’s even better is he stole from people who form Trump’s base😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😷😷😷🇨🇦

    • @CaliLiz
      @CaliLiz 3 роки тому +9

      Hi, from Sept 2020 and it was leaked that trump called military that have died “losers”
      And thinks 188,000 coronavirus dead is a good amount of dead.

    • @ameliemorrow4857
      @ameliemorrow4857 3 роки тому +6

      I’m from mid-September and it’s 190000 in the US and 900000 worldwide. Also Trump just said that he intentionally downplayed the virus

  • @RajashreeGhoshdiya
    @RajashreeGhoshdiya 7 років тому +1184

    As an Indian I agree with John, we remember.

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 7 років тому +29

      we remember, but we do still love worshiping white folk >.>

    • @BinShayor
      @BinShayor 7 років тому +2

      Rajashree Ghosh as you know india was named BharatBorsho and Bangladesh and pakistan was also part of it.Bangladehis also remeber

    • @BinShayor
      @BinShayor 7 років тому

      Rajashree Ghosh remember*

    • @ca9782
      @ca9782 7 років тому +14

      crossfires You can't blame them for their ancestors actions.

    • @Karifi
      @Karifi 7 років тому +18

      Rajashree Ghosh The north remember

  • @happythoughtsarefun
    @happythoughtsarefun 7 років тому +2942

    "Words don't mean anything anymore. Why would numbers?"

    • @ChristopherFonseka
      @ChristopherFonseka 7 років тому +117

      That's how Trump had the largest attendance at his inauguration. Period.

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 7 років тому +8

      Christopher Fonseka Suddenly it all makes sense!

    • @isabellabornberg2153
      @isabellabornberg2153 7 років тому +2

      Faith Buenacosa +

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 7 років тому +19

      I know this was meant as a joke, but I was screaming:
      DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!
      Seriously.. They might just do it. What we consider dark humor are just inspiration to them.

    • @jamesm69182
      @jamesm69182 7 років тому +14

      Carewolf I'm glad someone else sees that we entered the darkest part of the Twilight Zone.

  • @honeyv540
    @honeyv540 5 років тому +554

    When comedians are smarter and more thoughtful than most of the people in the White House.

    • @efedra667
      @efedra667 4 роки тому +2

      That's when "they" deside to make all news slightly humorous..

    • @DaxRaider
      @DaxRaider 3 роки тому +5

      1st not most but all
      2nd my 5year old is smarter then most people in the white house

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 роки тому

      *all

    • @leonnalee2675
      @leonnalee2675 3 роки тому +1

      Comedian are pretty intelligent

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому

      *all

  • @WhoDeyNati513
    @WhoDeyNati513 3 роки тому +140

    February 2017: “America is in flames”
    January 2021: (dealing with a deadly pandemic and internal attacks on our democracy) Oh, you sweet summer child...

    • @AbsolutFlippy
      @AbsolutFlippy 2 роки тому +5

      He also said here “time has no meaning anymore”.. but after 2020 that statement is truer than ever.

    • @dianekokko6254
      @dianekokko6254 Рік тому +1

      November 2022: Pats the past 2 years on the head...

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Рік тому

      As of January 21st, America is in a much better place than it was between 2017 and 2020.

  • @jerryto803
    @jerryto803 7 років тому +948

    John Oliver as the next Doctor. No need for sonic screwdrivers anymore, acerbic wit is all you need to destroy Daleks.

    • @Kennethah81
      @Kennethah81 7 років тому +41

      Death by sarcasm will be a recurring theme then !

    • @withnail-and-i
      @withnail-and-i 7 років тому +6

      Richard Ayoade though

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 7 років тому +18

      I want the next Doctor to be a woman because we need Oliver here in his current job but God he would be great as a joke reveal.

    • @henriklidstrom604
      @henriklidstrom604 7 років тому +1

      no we want Rupert!!!

    • @TheTardisDreamer
      @TheTardisDreamer 7 років тому +2

      Heck yeah! I was thinking that too.

  • @aniketanya
    @aniketanya 7 років тому +799

    As an Indian, I am really thankful to John Oliver, some one from England atleast acknowledged the fact that empire did some horrible things to commonwealth countries.

    • @MrGreenTabasco
      @MrGreenTabasco 7 років тому +43

      As an european, I think most people with a little knowledge of history know that they did terrible things to you guys, but I it seems that it gets sometimes drowned in all the other terrible things that happened around the world.

    • @aunatya1
      @aunatya1 7 років тому +93

      @neil whitaker
      A burglar coming to your house, loots everything, stabs the residents and hurts his toe and saying that there were sacrifices on both the side!! how is that logical.
      Colonisation never helped us at all, ruling India and thrashing its economy and treating it as a cash cow and then celebrating its democracy at the end of 200 yrs!!!
      We didn't get freedom, we had to snatch it - snizz it from Britain.

    • @bincheweenie
      @bincheweenie 7 років тому

      haha please tell me more

    • @margaretgaskin4928
      @margaretgaskin4928 7 років тому +4

      Bollocks.

    • @noahlinden9641
      @noahlinden9641 7 років тому +1

      They did nothing wrong

  • @fy4729
    @fy4729 7 років тому +499

    I love John Oliver

    • @DS-xp4jb
      @DS-xp4jb 7 років тому

      Faire Yang ignorance is the intoxicate to your funny bone.
      He is anti American.

  • @arizonanative7409
    @arizonanative7409 6 років тому +400

    "Words don't mean anything anymore...." This sums up Trump's presidency and it's been over a year. Total exhaustion at this point.

    • @sugarskull85gmc
      @sugarskull85gmc 4 роки тому +3

      How you feeling now? Haha

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 4 роки тому +2

      @@sugarskull85gmc not too tired to pull a trigger

    • @ohmyjustme
      @ohmyjustme 4 роки тому +4

      I just read this on Jan 11/2020. Beyond words. 16 members of my community dead. This is past exhausting

    • @crittaable
      @crittaable 4 роки тому +2

      @@sugarskull85gmc then saddle up...because now u lot are drinking draino and injecting disinfectant 😂😂😂

    • @aname959
      @aname959 4 роки тому +1

      What do you think now

  • @elmuhager01
    @elmuhager01 7 років тому +1532

    John Oliver really got under the POTUS skin coming up with the Drumpf true family name .

    • @regularity2556
      @regularity2556 7 років тому +17

      Haha. You people think you are so effective and so important. #CantstumptheTrump

    • @kristopherpoulsen653
      @kristopherpoulsen653 7 років тому +18

      Elmuhager Elmancy John Oliver "dug up" his family name. Trump won the election. Uhh... Go John? I guess?

    • @scottjames8431
      @scottjames8431 7 років тому +36

      MC go fuck yourself trumpkin.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 7 років тому +46

      Elmuhager Elmancy that didn't really do much. Harping on about his hands and his shitty business running is better, although lately pointing out that President Bannon is really the one in charge has gotten to him.

    • @KatchouroBlade
      @KatchouroBlade 7 років тому +6

      +Vic Terran
      Bitter much ? xD Trump won because the country had become an economic basket case and Hillary was just more of the same - why can't you dimwits see that ?

  • @themripley
    @themripley 7 років тому +450

    As a Brit, I acknowledge we fucked up when we let Oliver leave. But, also, you're welcome World.

    • @sophocles8761
      @sophocles8761 7 років тому +11

      Megan Ripley as a fellow Brit I agree but we need 'james bond' to save the world from the bond villain, the evil genius Bannon and his pet cat Trump

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 7 років тому +3

      Some of us thank you wholeheartedly!, though I do see a mixture of these comments. Such as Brit: Glad he's gone, and USAmercian: Kick him out, send him back. I'm glad there are some Brits that do appreciate his humor.

    • @scdobserver835
      @scdobserver835 7 років тому +7

      As a Brit I want John Oliver to stay in the US forever. I don't want him back in the UK.

    • @platypuskeytargaming1509
      @platypuskeytargaming1509 7 років тому +4

      why?

    • @FrostBlackbird
      @FrostBlackbird 7 років тому +2

      Scd Observer take him back please!

  • @syd5380
    @syd5380 3 роки тому +48

    “words don’t mean anything anymore, why would numbers?” is basically a summary of 2020

  • @chrisman4568
    @chrisman4568 7 років тому +756

    Dam Oliver is good

    • @jc1513
      @jc1513 7 років тому +3

      Chrisman Spurs x

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 6 років тому +10

      John Oliver is awesome too. Especially that bit about numbers being meaningless. I bet that could happen...trump will run in 2024 and if any news organization points out he already ran twice he'll just call them "fake news" on twitter.

    • @jennys.3246
      @jennys.3246 5 років тому

      He’s the best!

  • @NandanNayak15
    @NandanNayak15 7 років тому +449

    I'm Indian, we remember

    • @discordant8543
      @discordant8543 7 років тому +5

      Nandan Nayak Never forget

    • @FrankNStein-wk4oj
      @FrankNStein-wk4oj 7 років тому +11

      Your body odour must be horrible.

    • @MunkeyyCANA
      @MunkeyyCANA 7 років тому +33

      Frank N. Stein another stereotype. have you ever actually met one? spoken to one? or are you too shy?

    • @paunchybeast6945
      @paunchybeast6945 7 років тому +9

      Nandan Nayak how do you remember? You weren't born for it

    • @ramboassgoblin
      @ramboassgoblin 7 років тому +5

      paunchy beast
      people like being victims

  • @kkme7
    @kkme7 7 років тому +3273

    I love how these interviews are much more serious when there are 2 comedians talking.

    • @JayClamb
      @JayClamb 7 років тому +59

      kkme7 Interesting point.

    • @anonimushbosh
      @anonimushbosh 7 років тому +10

      kkme7 Mmmm... but not so accurate. Unless I've been misreading the news for years and Britain wasn't instrumental in totally fucking up Iraq, planting and watering the seeds for a civil war x 10 in their wake and unleashing the most destructive land grabbing, oppressive and murderous terrorist regime in decades. Yes John, India was most definitely our most recent unfinest hour.

    • @52ndWarhawkGerbil
      @52ndWarhawkGerbil 7 років тому +16

      anonymous bosh well, after World War I Britain and France carved up the middle east and formed all of the modern countries we know of today. Britain was instrumental in suppressing the development of the region and started the tradition of Western powers installing oppressive dictatorships in order to keep the populace in check. Any destabilization that has occurred in the Middle East can be traced directly back to the British Empire as a matter of fact.

    • @RealILOVEPIE
      @RealILOVEPIE 7 років тому +8

      No, but that was russia during the cold war, which probably wouldn't have happened had world war two not occurred which would not have occurred without world war one which was directly correlated with a shaky system of alliances in europe most of which dated back to the middle ages and of which great britain was intimately involved, it's not great britain's fault that the butterfly effect exists. (the butterfly effect states that the world is so unpredictable that a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the US could theoretically cause a chain reaction that results in a tornado on the other side, the processes involved on anything on a large scale are so complex you can't predict them fully and everything is interconnected.)

    • @TheDawnling
      @TheDawnling 7 років тому +6

      ah, yes. the youngsters are all excited that they have one new vocabulary word

  • @nstrisower
    @nstrisower 6 років тому +711

    John Oliver: "Every global flashpoint can be traced back to a mustachioed British man drawing a straight line on a map going 'There we go! Learn to live with it.'"
    Me: Jesus Christ, I've liked like 80 straight videos with him in them. Guess I have to make this number 81...

    • @lauralishes1
      @lauralishes1 4 роки тому +1

      We should've held on to those lines. Thanks America

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 роки тому

      borders were not meant to be drawn with a ruler

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 2 роки тому +2

      It doesn't even have to be straight! Even squiggly lines can lead to all sorts of bullshit.
      Trust me. I'm from India. I know.

    • @kkpenney444
      @kkpenney444 Рік тому

      @@lauralishes1 Sure, sure, it's America's fault that countries you occupied and exploited pushed back on being occupied and exploited.

  • @Rogue_Leader
    @Rogue_Leader 6 років тому +151

    "Almost every global flashpoint can be traced back to a moustachioed British man drawing a straight line on a map."
    He's exaggerating, but not by much.

    • @iainhowe4561
      @iainhowe4561 3 роки тому +10

      To be fair, sometimes it was a Frenchman. Now it's an American.

    • @ThePaganknight
      @ThePaganknight 2 роки тому

      To be fair the other "great" powers signed off on those lines.

  • @BagelsBagelsBagels
    @BagelsBagelsBagels 7 років тому +491

    Shout out to the Late Show media team who don't butcher interviews by splitting them into a bunch of 30s clips, like the rest of the talk shows.

    • @somestrayan4682
      @somestrayan4682 7 років тому +22

      Its funny because UA-cam used to reward splitting clips up into smaller seperate videos but now advertise videos over 10 minutes far more.
      Whoever heads the other talk shows UA-cam should be sacked, pretty shit not to know how to utilise UA-cam's algorithm.

  • @mustardseed308
    @mustardseed308 7 років тому +338

    Attn: HBO, John Oliver deserves an #hour program. Stop so many hiatus'. We need him to save our sanity.

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 7 років тому +9

      They would probably give him that if he wanted it. I think he probably doesn't want to do that with how much time they have to spend researching as it is lol.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 7 років тому +1

      Is the plural of hiatus hiatii?

    • @kourii
      @kourii 7 років тому

      +Jon Dunmore hiati would be the Latin plural, but I think people mostly just say hiatuses

    • @petralian
      @petralian 7 років тому +2

      Ideally give the man his own channel... the world needs HJO.

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 7 років тому

      Nathan Petralia lol that's fantastic, but what does the H stand for?

  • @chakarazer2344
    @chakarazer2344 7 років тому +103

    This is simultaneously the most entertaining conversation and the most terrifying.

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 3 роки тому +3

      2017: "it's not going to be that bad, stop over-exaggerating/fear-mongering"
      2020 has entered the chat

  • @MiCKi914
    @MiCKi914 7 років тому +831

    OMG, John Oliver is so on point re: colonization & imperialism...dang.

    • @penfro
      @penfro 7 років тому +9

      And the Brits were the only ones who had an empire, never happened before. Just kidding, Muslim, Persian, Roman, Congo, Mughal, Gupta, Chinese Qin, to name but a few, all preceded the British empire - which was the widest due to the British merchant marine and Navy.
      Colonisation? True, North America was colonised by the Brits and others. Warring between the Indian nations over territory was constant, but they weren't as technically sophisticated, or numerous, as the Europeans. South and Central America was colonised by the Iberians. The Middle East and North Africa was colonised by the Muslims (Arabs).
      With respect to India, at the height of the British Raj, the number of Brits as a percentage of the Indian population, was far less than one tenth of one percent. Whereas those of sub-continent background in Britain today are many thousands of times greater, as a percentage of population. Who has colonised who?

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 7 років тому +82

      Are you honestly comparing brutally invading a country, influencing its politics, replacing potential leaders, slaughtering part of the population, changing the every day life of its entire people, and other things that the British Empire inflicted upon India, with the normal cultural and ethnical mixing, due to normal immigration from the former colonies, of British society today ?
      You're seeing this in terms of sheer numbers. But the fact of the matter is, the Indians living in England didn't invade anyone. They didn't arrive thinking they were a superior race. They didn't force anything upon the people already living in that area.

    • @jasonfaust2926
      @jasonfaust2926 7 років тому +12

      monokhem India was filled with diversity and were for the most part civilized. If it wasn't for Britain, we wouldn't have institutional hate for Muslims and vice versa with Pakistan with Hindus.

    • @jasonfaust2926
      @jasonfaust2926 7 років тому +9

      monokhem And also realize, that India was one of the most advanced ancient civilizations with levels of advancements on par with China. Also realize that the Huns had held India till the British came, coming with their own racist institutions.

    • @harishsoundararajan7510
      @harishsoundararajan7510 6 років тому +10

      monokhem you should read more about India. Don't talk about caste and racism. You people literally bought and sold people as slaves. The British did help in making laws against Sati. But there were already voices against the practise. Will give the British credit for that. But that just stops there.

  • @qy72hund
    @qy72hund 7 років тому +528

    8:14 joke forms in Oliver's head
    8:15 preparing to deliver
    8:16 Colbert unintentionally steals spotlight
    .....
    8:36 Oliver sees opportunity and finally delivers that joke

    • @balisurf8994
      @balisurf8994 7 років тому +58

      mudslider lol impeccable observation

    • @qy72hund
      @qy72hund 7 років тому +7

      lol thank you

    • @russlecrowe9572
      @russlecrowe9572 7 років тому +77

      That was some CSI shit.

    • @robertfrapples2472
      @robertfrapples2472 7 років тому +5

      10:30- Colbert and Oliver both unzip and suck each other dry.

    • @vinnygiordano4457
      @vinnygiordano4457 7 років тому

      Have a look at this!
      adpag3.blogspot.com/2017/02/blog-post_14.html

  • @thepotato9541
    @thepotato9541 7 років тому +317

    These two keep me sane through these crazy times

    • @saraalouh219
      @saraalouh219 7 років тому +11

      along with Sam Bee

    • @xCraftabIe
      @xCraftabIe 7 років тому +3

      +Sara Alouh lmao sad that bitch is not even close to funny

    • @jackdrive223
      @jackdrive223 7 років тому +6

      you mean they confirm your political bias?

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 7 років тому +4

      Remember they're the ones who told you Trump would NEVER be president.

    • @isabellabornberg2153
      @isabellabornberg2153 7 років тому

      The Potato +

  • @cristinavera8616
    @cristinavera8616 7 років тому +137

    ICONIC PAIR THE AMERICAN AND THE BRIT

  • @LesleighHart
    @LesleighHart 7 років тому +49

    John Oliver is awesome :) Love from one of your previous colonies - Australia lol.

  • @joshuaprice3965
    @joshuaprice3965 7 років тому +651

    When faced with great threats a superhero series would always feature a team up of their greatest heroes like The Avengers or the Justice League, I say we get one for Stephen Colbert, John Oliver and Trevor Noah with John Stewart as their leader.

    • @Brendan7001
      @Brendan7001 7 років тому +5

      Joshua Price _Replace John Oliver with_ *Johnny Strong*

    • @ddha0000
      @ddha0000 7 років тому +23

      you need bill maher as well

    • @bige8949
      @bige8949 7 років тому +7

      Nah, Bill would be like the middle ground. A lot of what he says is bullshit.

    • @elcajondavid1
      @elcajondavid1 7 років тому +1

      Joshua Price. And I bet you wonder why we call you a snowflake, you are not even living in reality.

    • @joshuaprice3965
      @joshuaprice3965 7 років тому +21

      David Rook What, me specifically? Wow, didn't know I was that well known.

  • @brianmorton9419
    @brianmorton9419 7 років тому +452

    I've never seen a James Bond movie, but if they cast John Oliver, I will change that.

    • @zelda6378
      @zelda6378 7 років тому +4

      youre fucking hella dumb. hes a complete douche bag.

    • @joeblowe7446
      @joeblowe7446 7 років тому +3

      john oliver looks like the gay nerd version of Mr Bean. James Bond ??? LOL

    • @setedisangue9382
      @setedisangue9382 7 років тому +19

      Brian Morton he'd make a good Austin Powers 😂

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 7 років тому +3

      Check it out, it is pretty hilarious.

  • @PhillCurtis
    @PhillCurtis 4 роки тому +2

    Having a 2020 binge of John oliver?

  • @Middayshadeup
    @Middayshadeup 7 років тому +230

    Stephen for President and John for Prime Minister= WORLD PEACE...and a helluva lot of laughs

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 6 років тому +5

      In most of the world, Prime Minister is a higher government position than president, or at least has more power.

    • @Lugna
      @Lugna 6 років тому +5

      xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx that's why he wants John to be Prime Minister

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 5 років тому +4

      At the very least, a National Jester should have permanent seat in the Cabinet.

    • @nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340
      @nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340 4 роки тому +1

      Accurate because Britain has prime minister and John is British,and USA has president and Stephen fits with constitutional requirements.

  • @simpleton7
    @simpleton7 7 років тому +250

    'Actually I take that back' - It's nice to know there's a floor on John's self-deprecation.

    • @stephenstarr3702
      @stephenstarr3702 7 років тому +35

      It's also terrifying that there is a situation that revealed that floor.

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 5 років тому +8

      He's not actually ugly, and even if he was, what he's got going on inside would make up for it so that you wouldn't really see him as such. Steve Bannon, on the other hand, has the face he deserves, or at least the skin, anyway. His face WOULD be okay, if he didn't look like he had some sort of horrifying skin eating bacterium ravaging it.

  • @clashattacks9683
    @clashattacks9683 7 років тому +481

    John Oliver is so funny. He should get his own show

    • @lemmegetuhh362
      @lemmegetuhh362 7 років тому +121

      Clash Attacks I'd watch it every Sunday

    • @lrba5524
      @lrba5524 7 років тому +81

      Clash Attacks on HBO? that's what I was thinking!

    • @somegirl7964
      @somegirl7964 7 років тому +97

      Guys! What if he called it "last week tonight?"

    • @farhansiddiqui605
      @farhansiddiqui605 7 років тому +50

      Clash Attacks he should talk about the news but make it funny

    • @lonelynightm
      @lonelynightm 7 років тому +28

      +PrincessLeah I don't know how I feel about that title. It seems like something only a Rat-faced Bastard would have as the title for their show.

  • @mgimansss
    @mgimansss 4 роки тому +13

    6:22 I actually managed to quote this in my final essay for a college English class and it fit.

  • @CaptainCanuck91
    @CaptainCanuck91 7 років тому +315

    Of all Late Show videos, this one definitely deserves the million views. John Oliver and Stephen need a recurring dialogue, comedians who aren't afraid to call a spade a spade. Great content.

    • @109Rage
      @109Rage 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, even if I agree with John about most things, especially when it comes to Trump, it's really infuriating when he looked the other way for Clinton, and further tried to label 3rd party as a non-option.

    • @rylaha1519
      @rylaha1519 7 років тому +9

      109Rage well let's be real here, 3rd party candidates are not exactly the most viable option in the US Election of 2016.

    • @bonkersdonkers7381
      @bonkersdonkers7381 7 років тому +2

      109Rage Yeah, they can't have it both ways. That's why I don't like John or Trevor. They are clearly corporate shills.

    • @2012Parag
      @2012Parag 7 років тому +1

      these guys are deluded and inherently dumb.

    • @joegambino9792
      @joegambino9792 7 років тому

      Branden Cooper- Comedians????? If these are comedians, we're in a world of trouble. Please give us Jay Leno back

  • @theenup
    @theenup 7 років тому +319

    When you don't want a conversation between these two to end..

    • @bighawn2319
      @bighawn2319 7 років тому +4

      theenup thank god it did though right? I mean really thank god. These two are horrible.

    • @hucz
      @hucz 7 років тому +6

      Big Hawn most have disagreed with you

    • @calloway1972
      @calloway1972 7 років тому +1

      Ratings would disagree. Liberal hacks aplenty of network tv already.

    • @tuffasgong
      @tuffasgong 7 років тому

      James Calloway - English please...

    • @Burningnewt
      @Burningnewt 7 років тому +1

      James Calloway we got a trumplet! look at this little ass who actually believes there is a liberal media conspiracy

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 2 роки тому +1

    I love that these two are friends 👍😁

  • @emmastar1614
    @emmastar1614 3 роки тому +12

    "Words don't mean anything. Why would numbers?" Oof that's so damn scarily accurate...it's almost like he predicted the future.

  • @Lucasbean
    @Lucasbean 7 років тому +183

    Sir you are a genius and so is John Oliver. Big fan of you both ❤

    • @jeannytse2654
      @jeannytse2654 7 років тому +11

      Trevor Noah , It is the tree amigo 3musketeer,

    • @treehouz4051
      @treehouz4051 7 років тому +3

      Jeanny Tse Trevor Noah is shitty.

    • @sarahjohns8559
      @sarahjohns8559 7 років тому

      Jeanny Tse John stewart

  • @edu740
    @edu740 7 років тому +302

    I was really afraid his show would get cancelled. I'm glad it wasn't

    • @edu740
      @edu740 7 років тому +11

      Harvey Specter Exactly. It was a long break tho

    • @donnyhightower602
      @donnyhightower602 7 років тому +26

      You know his show just won an emmy right? lol

    • @Robbie1308
      @Robbie1308 7 років тому +34

      Eduardo Souza very Video the post gets millions on view not only is it nationally popular but internationally

  • @franciscofrancesconi8134
    @franciscofrancesconi8134 7 років тому +519

    Meryl Streep should be the next James Bond

    • @anniesue4456
      @anniesue4456 7 років тому +49

      Francisco Francesconi with her range she could probably pull it off

    • @bambinosto
      @bambinosto 7 років тому +16

      She would be the greatest

    • @TheBaconlaser
      @TheBaconlaser 7 років тому +12

      Only if they want to kill the franchise like Ghostbusters.

    • @happydeathman
      @happydeathman 7 років тому +5

      DURR CUZ GURLZ R DUM

    • @kamelhorn2338
      @kamelhorn2338 6 років тому +5

      TheBaconlaser oh stfu the new Ghostbusters Movie was great

  • @na3rial
    @na3rial 7 років тому +12

    "She's so pretty and the cocktail dress is slinky." I love him so much. He'd make a hilarious James Bond.

  • @Muzikrazy213
    @Muzikrazy213 7 років тому +158

    Last time I was this early to a video, Trump was the most unqualified person in history to be appointed for a White House job.

    • @headhomegamer6024
      @headhomegamer6024 7 років тому +32

      Muzikrazy213 still is

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 7 років тому +16

      DeVos makes Trump look like a rocket scientist.

    • @Ramblonius
      @Ramblonius 7 років тому

      I mean, at one point rock bottom is rock bottom. Neither of them are going to do anything good, and both are going to cause as much damage as they can.

    • @darraghtate440
      @darraghtate440 7 років тому +2

      Was he born in the USA and is over the age of 35?

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 7 років тому +1

      Close, but that title belonged to Hillary.

  • @dangoruiz3259
    @dangoruiz3259 7 років тому +388

    Ideally we'd have John Oliver Sundays, Seth Meyer Mondays, Jon Stewart Tuesdays, Sam Bee Wednesdays, the old Steven Colbert Thursdays, and Bill Maher Fridays, and a rest day on Saturday....

    • @101thecasey
      @101thecasey 7 років тому +22

      Samantha bee is a raging feminist whale who is hilariously liberal. never watch her garbage

    • @hughjorgan7211
      @hughjorgan7211 7 років тому +8

      Dango..you lost me at "ideally"...

    • @maryhunter6389
      @maryhunter6389 7 років тому +29

      @KILLERINSTINCT!123HD - "is a raging feminist whale"
      What's the matter? Feeling insecure about your masculinity?

    • @101thecasey
      @101thecasey 7 років тому +4

      Mary Hunter I'm extremely insecure and need validation by people online to cope with my extreme depression. *sarcasm*

    • @maryhunter6389
      @maryhunter6389 7 років тому +19

      KILLERINSTINCT123HD
      Apparently you have some issues with women of strong opinion. I have watched a few of her shows. They were on political topics. But maybe if once in a while a topic mostly concerns women, that triggers you enough to call her a 'raging feminist'?

  • @jbordis
    @jbordis 4 роки тому +92

    "Almost every global flash point can be traced back to a mustached British man drawing a straight line on a map going "there we go. Learn to live with it."
    He is, of course, talking about Sir Archibald Mapsalot III.

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 7 років тому +66

    "Betsy DeVos shows children that they could be Secretary of Education someday."
    Not if the Republicans destroy the Department of Education by next year like they're planning...

  • @rashmicp4356
    @rashmicp4356 7 років тому +113

    "nothing is our fault anymore other than historically everything is still fundamentally our fault". Truth, truth, truth.

  • @SoCalKitKat
    @SoCalKitKat 7 років тому +496

    If John called us children, does that make him dad?

    • @yasiryonus2114
      @yasiryonus2114 7 років тому +24

      Nicole Joy no, uncle!

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 7 років тому +24

      Nicole Joy He's not my first daddy pick, but he ain't the last...

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 7 років тому

      Milo calls Trump "Daddy" :)

    • @bee3467
      @bee3467 7 років тому +5

      Nicole Joy We should all call him Dad now to see how he reacts.

    • @SoCalKitKat
      @SoCalKitKat 7 років тому

      An Ode agreed.

  • @PoorLittleRubberBoy
    @PoorLittleRubberBoy 3 роки тому +5

    I am re-watching this here in mid 2020. I am astounded by how, when I first heard this in 2017, we could never have imagined how the situation in American politics and the global COVID situation would have developed.
    Alas, how naive we were.
    I have continued to follow Colbert and John Oliver in their quarantine-time produced shows, and I really appreciate them, but it is fun to see an old show where we can feel the energy and vibe between the host and their audience.
    Best wishes to all.

  • @tfox285
    @tfox285 3 роки тому +2

    Watching this again Dec 28th, 2020. John’s comments about words don’t matter why would numbers, dude good call. Twelve years... shudder.

  • @badman477
    @badman477 7 років тому +380

    Hey look its British Milhouse

  • @PrivasGuitar
    @PrivasGuitar 7 років тому +131

    I fucking love John Oliver, and can't wait for LWT's return this weekend on HBO. Great little interview.

  • @evat267
    @evat267 6 років тому +12

    John is so pure. So good. I love him

  • @victorviereck4117
    @victorviereck4117 6 років тому +65

    Yeah, India does remember

  • @donnyhightower602
    @donnyhightower602 7 років тому +89

    Oh my God, these two together are the greatest thing ever. Thank you Jon Stewart for bringing them together!

    • @jesusgonzalez6715
      @jesusgonzalez6715 7 років тому +22

      donny hightower Jon Stewart has a fine eye for talent

    • @mikesomante2347
      @mikesomante2347 7 років тому +1

      john stuart and steven colbert are real alpha men! (oops. typo: meant the,most amazing BETA - white hating men).

  • @senorringworm5139
    @senorringworm5139 7 років тому +39

    America loves john

  • @familyaccount6491
    @familyaccount6491 7 років тому +24

    BOOM! Those back-to-back burns!

  • @Saraseeksthompson0211
    @Saraseeksthompson0211 5 років тому +2

    John Oliver is brilliant. It’s true. Being worn out makes ppl stop fighting. 😿

  • @pranav2222
    @pranav2222 7 років тому +53

    John Oliver Can Make America Great Again

  • @harrisonshone7769
    @harrisonshone7769 7 років тому +64

    I miss you John Oliver.

  • @kroganpopy9206
    @kroganpopy9206 6 років тому +76

    It is so fun to see John Oliver try to suppress himself.

  • @empresscami
    @empresscami 6 років тому +2

    I freaking love John Oliver...

  • @ahhhfakemonsters
    @ahhhfakemonsters 7 років тому +130

    I missed you, John Oliver

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 7 років тому +2

      Allison H where did he go? was he depressed after the election?

    • @undeadrocket101
      @undeadrocket101 7 років тому +3

      Magik arp Season 3 ended just after the election. He's back on Sunday.

    • @redoctane13
      @redoctane13 7 років тому +1

      they take a few months off at the end of the year, come back mid feb or so

    • @sdbo7102
      @sdbo7102 7 років тому +1

      santiags101 how convenient

    • @jimjackle6282
      @jimjackle6282 7 років тому +1

      Oliver had a mental breakdown when Hillary lost and had to be committed for treatment. They also did some dental work on his British mouth so he'd stop grossing us Americans out. His teeth were so rotten, it took a team of ten dentists 3 months to fix his problems.

  • @lyza69
    @lyza69 7 років тому +57

    John Oliver is the fucking man ! And him and Stephen Colbert in the same video is such a double treat.

  • @GaiaShield
    @GaiaShield 5 років тому +4

    His laugh at the prospect of becoming Bond. 💕💕💕

  • @alecrobinson7124
    @alecrobinson7124 3 роки тому +4

    The first 30 seconds of this video almost made me emotional, so many relics of the time before the pandemic.

  • @worf7271
    @worf7271 7 років тому +52

    I would pay to see John Oliver as James Bond

  • @sykeassai
    @sykeassai 7 років тому +83

    It's nice to see John Oliver back and 2 of the best American commentators i've seen bouncing off each other.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 7 років тому +3

      John Oliver isn't even American...

    • @johnbaker7102
      @johnbaker7102 7 років тому +5

      Waldo he's an American COMMENTATOR, he comments on America. Get it yet?

    • @sykeassai
      @sykeassai 7 років тому

      +Waldo You don't have to be from a country to be a political commentator of the country's politics.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 7 років тому

      John Baker He is a Brit not an American. He was born in England therefore he is a Brit.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 7 років тому

      Syke Unsent John Oliver is not an American therefore he can't be an among "2 of the best American commentators".

  • @kneedaya
    @kneedaya 7 років тому +402

    We have Harry Potter, James Bond, Sherlock, Doctor Who and many many more!

    • @gbsmiles
      @gbsmiles 7 років тому +2

      Many, Many, Many, Many MORE!! #Anglophile

    • @Rert
      @Rert 7 років тому +55

      To paraphrase Chris Addison "Harry Potter, James Bond, Sherlock, Doctor Who, showing the world that the greatest Britons are fictional!"

    • @StraightOuttaJarhois
      @StraightOuttaJarhois 7 років тому +8

      Meh, none of them hold a candle to Stephen Fry.

    • @almahperditae
      @almahperditae 7 років тому +1

      And 2 of those 4, inspired while living in Portugal. Put in there tea, and british culture is more than half portuguese.

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 7 років тому +7

      +Flowerstar 5 ... + David Beckham's right foot.... and David Beckham's left foot while we're on the subject.

  • @matthewrosso8569
    @matthewrosso8569 6 років тому +7

    Best point @ 9:32
    Why would we reject those who have fought, bled and sacrificed for our national interest?

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 5 років тому

      "National Interest". What is that? An excuse to break international law and expect to be forgiven. In other words, "Garbage".

  • @dyegoriveros6713
    @dyegoriveros6713 7 років тому +302

    Oh look, it’s British Millhouse.

    • @MarcusVinicius-ft9ll
      @MarcusVinicius-ft9ll 7 років тому +10

      Scrolled too much to find this comment.

    • @neojc128
      @neojc128 7 років тому +7

      He's a self described parrot that works at a bank too

  • @gchovvard6265
    @gchovvard6265 7 років тому +98

    I fuckin' LOVE how triggered John Oliver makes Trump supporters!!!!!11
    PLEASE JOHN WE NEED YOU THESE NEXT FOUR YEARS

    • @josephstalin7248
      @josephstalin7248 7 років тому +2

      SmokeBeer DrinkWeed 8 years *

    • @ddha0000
      @ddha0000 7 років тому +9

      8 weeks

    • @bighawn2319
      @bighawn2319 7 років тому

      SmokeBeer DrinkWeed why?

    • @SuperSmashDolls
      @SuperSmashDolls 7 років тому

      Who said term limits mean anything anymore?

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex 7 років тому +3

      Trump supporters don't get triggered. That's the term we labeled the snowflakes on the left who crumble to tears when they don't get their way. It's so bad now the tears start flowing every time they see a red hat.

  • @newmie01
    @newmie01 5 років тому +1

    Love watching John Oliver being Interviewed.

  • @irenes4939
    @irenes4939 5 років тому +3

    9:44 ive been looking for this quote for days now. the emotion in it is so moving (with lack of a better word)

  • @Edmund._.Dantes
    @Edmund._.Dantes 7 років тому +29

    I don't know if he is mocking Trump or if Oliver just wears extra long ties

    • @TheMancow226
      @TheMancow226 7 років тому +8

      TheWordUp2013 When you sit down, your tie looks longer that it actually is.

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 7 років тому +2

      TheMancow226 Mine's always longer standing up.

  • @komodotarius10
    @komodotarius10 7 років тому +50

    Wow... This dude is intelligent, hilarious, informed, unbiased, and awesome. He gets it.

  • @jusadude186
    @jusadude186 7 років тому +495

    Liberals= Want to save their planet because it's the only one we have.
    Conservatives= Don't mind destroying the planet because Jesus is going to come back and make everything better anyway.

    • @georgehuestis3530
      @georgehuestis3530 7 років тому +11

      Nope. I read their book (in their defense, most of them haven't). Jesus doesn't come back and make everything better. The second coming is the sign of the end times, during which lucifer falls from heaven with 30% of the stars (metaphor for angels? But I thought Lucifer was the devil, but apparently he's not yet, but he's going to be? whatever...), then they fight a big fucking war, in which all the good people are harvested so their souls can be turned into war cannon-fodder in "the Rapture." Then, near as I can figure, the entire planet (along with all remaining life) is cleansed by fire and giant bizarro-monsters. They don't plan to make it quick.
      ... honestly, given a choice between that and Ragnarok, I'll take Ragnarok. At least in Ragnarok it sounds like I get to be armed.

    • @chris4596
      @chris4596 7 років тому +8

      That's a nice strawman you've concocted. Must make it easy to dismiss others with a different point of view.

    • @mapache7317
      @mapache7317 7 років тому +10

      the planet is fine numbnuts...there will still be life after any series of catastrophies caused by global warming...just humans will be fucked.

    • @ChristofferViken
      @ChristofferViken 7 років тому +8

      Liberals, as far as I know is too worried about safe spaces, affirmative action, censoring anyone who disagrees with them etc. (and virtue signalling, let's not forget virtue signalling) to care about the planet.
      Nice try on the liberals part, the conservatives part is at least somewhat true.

    • @ryan-uf9er
      @ryan-uf9er 7 років тому

      The gloablists own both liberals and conservatives so it doesnt matter how righteous liberal politicians appear, theyre just as scummy as conservatives

  • @sagedesireebenenati2739
    @sagedesireebenenati2739 7 років тому +1

    John Oliver is truly such a gift.

  • @wtftobby
    @wtftobby 7 років тому +15

    OK, now I wanna see Oliver as James Bond and do Parkour on a running train.
    Just do it please!

  • @midnighthope7752
    @midnighthope7752 7 років тому +28

    that Monty Python style silly walk John does when he comes onstage 😂

  • @Liz98927
    @Liz98927 7 років тому +2

    Love when John Oliver and Stephen Colbert are on the same screen 😍

  • @meghanmonroe
    @meghanmonroe 4 роки тому +20

    Watching this again, July 2019 and living in this dumpster fire of an administration. 😭😭😭

  • @mightbedan3590
    @mightbedan3590 7 років тому +137

    I'd fight with trump supporters more, but I'm pretty tired of it.
    Honestly I just wanna see how this plays out now. Just how far will America dig itself into a hole.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 7 років тому +2

      Looks to me like Trump is digging the U.S out. Fixing trade deals, get illegals out, securing the borders, banning radical Islamic terrorists.

    • @Soliy87
      @Soliy87 7 років тому +16

      Waldo Keep telling yourself that i mean Trump is using the presidency to push his daughters buisness ffs

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 7 років тому +1

      Solidus327 Then why is he building a wall, fixing trade deals, and banning Islamic terrorists?

    • @Soliy87
      @Soliy87 7 років тому +8

      Waldo that is next level deflection don't answer my question with another question

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 7 років тому +4

      Solidus327 You weren't asking a question.

  • @arunishpaul
    @arunishpaul 7 років тому +26

    Man.. Im drowning in their comedic genius

  • @ams2942
    @ams2942 7 років тому +2

    I really smile when john comes up in tv shows he's just so adoreble

  • @ed7781
    @ed7781 7 років тому +362

    John Oliver completely destroying Stephen Colbert on his own comedy show

  • @marleyandmitchg4204
    @marleyandmitchg4204 7 років тому +52

    John Oliver is my favorite political comedian. Also, he's actually James Bond. Just FYI...

    • @Felix-vg4mv
      @Felix-vg4mv 7 років тому +1

      MarleyandMitchG And you are cancer just FYI

    • @xenohtype
      @xenohtype 7 років тому +3

      The Deplorable Bucket And you are a troll FYI

    • @Dios7518
      @Dios7518 7 років тому

      Comedian? Stop insulting him

    • @rightwhereyouwannab3
      @rightwhereyouwannab3 7 років тому +4

      Quasimodo yes political comedian that's literally what he is. he reports social and political happenings in a factual manner but he adds his own comedic twist. have you ever even fucking watched a john oliver segment?

    • @concernedcitizen8665
      @concernedcitizen8665 7 років тому

      It is not " News". It is not Protected as such. He will easily Libel, or end up with a charge of Sedition. He is a Foreigner, he is not skilled enough to represent the " Best possible" person in his Seat, where is the American? Do we NEED an Import from Cambridge? A Man who CHANGES HIS NAME at Graduation? Is an MI-6 Agent. His field of Study is using Socialism to Manipulate the Population with Words. He was a Back-Room Writer for Jon Stewart for three years, putting words in a Powerful Mouth. I Wager he will RUN.