Hashtag Wars |
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- In honor of Winnie the Pooh Day, Taylor Tomlinson, Max Greenfield, Robby Hoffman, and James Davis destroy any happy memories from your childhood with tonight’s Hashtag Wars: #RuinAChildrensBook. Play along in the comments below! One of our favorites will be featured on tomorrow’s After Midnight!
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Little Red riding the entire Hood (she got around)
The Very Hungry Human Centipede
hahaha RUINED - well played
OMG 😂
I hate you lmao
The crowd chanting “ads!” got me
PETER PAN SYNDROME WAS SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE OMG
The Lion, The Witch, and The War Drones #RuinAChildrensBook
Good one! Another similar one: The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of This Bitch
This is horrible
The actual meaning of the book that no one gets lmao.
The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
I didn't come up with that, but it makes me laugh.
GOOOD one😂😂😂
The little engine that derailed in East Palestine, Ohio #RuinAChildrensBook
#ruinachildrensbook
1)Oh, the Places You’ll Owe
2)Charlotte’s Web of Lies
3)Frog and Toad Aren’t Friends Anymore
4)Harold and the Color Purple
5)Where the Wild Things Were…
That last one hits.
👏👏👏
Everybody poops, but not everybody climaxes #Ruinachildrensbook
The Princess Child-Bride #RuinAChildrensBook
Lmaooooo
Harry Potter and The Kidney Stone
1. The Gonorrhea Giver
2. Where's Waldo, My Estranged Father?
3. And the sequel to the above, "Are You My Mother?"
3. Where The Sidewalk Ends You
4. If You Give A Mouse Some Nookie
5. The Ugly Duckling: Baby's First Year, A Memory Book
6. Charlotte's Dark Web
7. The Tail of Peter Rabbit
8. The Very Horny Caterpillar
9. The Bible. (No changes needed, it'll ruin you as is)
10. Is There A Wocket in Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
11. Horton Hears A Gunshot
13. Charlotte's Web of Lies
14. The Very Hangry Caterpillar
15. If You Give A Mouse A Boner
16. Oh, the Places You'll Wish You Hadn't Gone
17. The Babysitters Club Foot
18. Big Women
19. Are You There, Satan? It's Me, Margaret
20. Kidney Stone Soup
21. Harriet The Russian Spy
22. Frog and Toad Are Friends With Benefits
23. Guess How Much I Hate You
24. Make Way for F*ckings
25. The Stealers (instead of The Borrowers...they've escalated)
26. James and the Giant 🍑
27. If You Give A Mouse an Orgasm
28. The Little Engine That Couldn't
29. Where The Red Sperm Grows
30. The Taking Tree
30. 1 Dalmation: Cruella The Dog Sniper
I could do this all day 😄
#RuinAChildrensBook
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
31. Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory
Chris Hardwick did a Hashtag Wars sketch with this exact same subject, and that was my first thought.
The Neverending Instagram Story #RuinAChildrensBook
James had the best ones by far.
Oh, the People You'll Blow! #RuinAChildrensBook
The Velve-teen mom rabbit
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Relationships #RuinAChildrensBook
#RuinAChildrensBook Horton Hears Who Farted
"This Book's Not Banned in Florida"
The Little Engine That Couldn't Get It Up #RuinAChildrensBook
Alternatively: The Little Engine That Could Go All Night
Or just: The Little Engine That Couldn't
(I mean, he tried but.... nope 🤷)
Soylent Green Eggs and Ham #RuinAChildrensBook
1. Peter Pants Off Dance Off
2. Rumpleforeskin
3. Goodnight Moons Over My Hammy
4. The Princess and the Pee Fetish
#RuinAChildrensBook
Winnie The Pooh, One Cup #RuinAChildrensBook
The wheels on the bus go round and round downhill cause the brakes gave out
- Where the Child Kings Are
- Charlie and the Corporate Factory
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Chewed Fish
- James and the Giant Leech
- A Tinkle in Time
- Snow White and the Seven Wharfs (or Worfs for Star Trek fans)
- From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankenstein (that might not actually ruin it)
- Oh, the Places You'll Go! (same title, different meaning)
- I Love You to the Spittoon and Back
- Harold and the Subtle Crayon
Omg I can't stop not laughing
@@Lotsoflettersforaname That’s absolutely fine! Do you have any funny suggestions?
- The very horny caterpillar
- Charlie and the "chocolate factory"
- Jack and the bean flicker
- Watersports down
- Fucks in socks
- Clifford's big red rocket
- The lion, the witch and zoophilia
Chris Hardwick did a Hashtag Wars sketch with this exact same subject, and I thought "Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory".
@@rex-racer yes. Not this.
Harriet the Chinese Spy Balloon
Everybody poops at the office #ruinachildrensbook
Clifford’s Big Red Hog
Horton Hears A Ho #RuinAChildrensBook
James and the giant Tumor!
"The Clitorax" or "The Real Mother Clucker" #RuinAChildrensBook
I went to the bookstore for that first one but I couldn't find it.
Wikipedia Brown! #RuinAChildrensBook
Charlie and the Hersheys Factory
Goodnight, Spoon #RuinAChildrensBook
James and the giant peach emoji
James And The Giant Peach Emoji?
Harry Potter, literally just a really hairy guy who likes pottery
#RuinAChildrensBook
*Hairy Potter
The Who Gives a F**k Tree
Order of the videos:
Happy Birthday, Steve Harvey! Here’s A Footlong Chocolate Chip Cookie
Hashtag Wars | #RuinAChildrensBook
Panelist Pareidolia Goes Headfirst Off the Rails
Comedians and Max Greenfield Do Everything They Can to Ruin the Vibe
Musical Chairs: The Musical! Max Greenfield’s New Blockbuster Movie
Boomer Minion Memes Guaranteed To Make You Cringe
The Next Viral Trend? Literal Thirst Traps To Survive The Water Wars
I like how you did this on the second vid (maybe you did em all) but thank you!
the charlots webbed feet joke was an example on @midnight
I'm surprised that no one said "Beauty is the Beast"
Chris Hardwick called. He wants his show back 🤣
Credit to them for starting it but I've been enjoying this a lot more
The Burnstain Bears #RuinAChildrensBook
The Brownstain Bears?
Charlotte's Only Fans #RuinAChildrensBook
Junie Be Jonesing for a Drink
Harry Potter and Childhood Leukemia
The Velveteen Rabbit Fur Coat
Peter Pan: The subtext is that the children have died and he's taking them to heaven, where they'll never grow any older.
Last one. True. Phhhh. Often close readings are enough by themselves. Many of these authors were not a cheerful bunch.
Trick question all children books are now banned
oh great. comedians playing games for points. just what i needed after midnight.
Aww. Already am missing the Threads plug xD
If she does one Chris Hardwick did on his show, about Disney rock groups:
"Snow White Stripes and the Seven Nation Army of Dwarfs" (My mom thought of "Snow White Stripes" and later on, I thought "and the Seven Nation Army of Dwarfs".
Heigh-ho oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh (I think you get the idea.)
Also there should be one about making a kids' song not so kid friendly.
Kid friendly: Jimmy, crack corn and I don't care
Not so kid friendly: Jimmy, crack corn and IDGAF
I want to like it so bad
Winnie the Poo smeared On The Wall
#ruinachildrensbook
Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets #RuinAChildrensBook
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Excretes
Chris Hardwick did a Hashtag Wars sketch with this exact same subject, and I thought "Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory".
That just makes the book about 5 inches thick.
@@AndrewNordmeier What?? lol
Thomas the Dank Engine
Robby is a lot
Alice in Wonderland 2: Rehab
Watership Downs
The Cat who Shat in his Hat
If You Give A Mouse A Government Handout
One Fish, Two Fish, There Are No Other Fish Because Climate Change
The Snitches
The Tale of Peter, Rabid
#RuinAChildrensBook
- If You Give A Mouse A Blowie
- The Tale of Rampant Rabbit
If You Give A Mouse A Pot Brownie
Chikka Chikka Boom Boom Room #RuinAChildrensBook
Did anyone know what titles Max was riffing?
Ramona the Double Spy
#RuinAChildrensBook
#RuinAChildrensBook The Imperial Grand Wizzard of Oz
#ruinachildrensbook
Green Eggs and What Happened to Wilbur
It's a twofer.
Berenstain bears and cubs
If you give a mouse a codeine
I don't care how bad this show is, it has Taylor Tomlinson on it. I'll watch it.
#RuinAChildrensBook Harry Potter and The Prisoner in assless chaps.
"Expectopetroleum"
Sorry, I know I'm horrible...
Harry Potter and the Transphobic Author
She's not afraid of them, she's ready to box their box
Horton Rears A Who
#RuinAChildrensBook
James and the giant 🍑;)
Where's Waldo? Rehab.
The Hungry Canibal-er
#RuinAChilderensBook
Horton Hears a Poacher!
#RuinAChildrensBook
Deaznuts #RuinAChildrensBook
its like shes trying to out-jewish woody allen
James & His Giant Teets #RuinAChildrensBook
could it be, the whole seize the peoples arms, hysteria is one famous shotgun, on godfather movie, any way, the sight apture.
#RuinAChildrensBook
Jack and the Beans-stalker
#RuinAChikdrensBook James and the Giant 🍑
Babysitters Club: Epstein Edition
"And to think that I saw it on Pennsylvania ave" #ruinachildrensbook
A Christmas Karen
Heidi Fleiss
Pippi Longstocking and Garterbelt
Pus In Boots
Spiked-drink Beauty
The Wind in the Willies
The House Where They Poo in the Corner
Everybody Sh**-posts #RuinAChildrensBook
Holes
Jeffrey Epstein's Island of Blue Dolphins #RuinaChildrensBook
"Winnie the Pooh Day"
When is "Donald Duck Day" and "Porky Pig Day", because I'm pretty sure we'll be making the same jokes about them?
Jeffrey and the Chocolate Factory
Jeffrey Dahmer
You can tell from the thumbnail that Taylor is fake laughing at some shitty joke hahaha.
I can tell from your haha you're butthurt
#Are you there God? It's me Mark.
... honorable mention to 'goose dumps.'
This show would have been better if Taylor had just done some sketch routines with the other comics
Is this show sponsored by a flip phone? And is every episode gonna be a fake game show…?
It’s not a new show, it’s from a show called @midnight.. all those comments here where people mention this random guy “Chris hardwick?” Yeah I would say look it up, but if you don’t like this show, you are going to hate that show even more lol
Beauty and the Rapist #RuinAChildrensBook
The Beranstain Bears and the Settlement in Gaza #RuinAChildrensBook
Robbie jokes sucks
Is this what her show is? I saw the interview she did on Late Night, and got the impression she was given a talk show. Was excited about that prospect, but this game show format seems horrid. It feels really fake and disgenuine, and pretty much the polar opposite of the kind of show she would excell at. Maybe it needs a rethink?
Steve Harvey sucks
A disappointment.
There there. It's okay. You're okay.
What is it with another obnoxious feminist? Don't ruin this show please.
Found the incel
no dog no no means no dog ....or hop on pop star woody alan