Yes. It was like the actors trying not to laugh in the 'Biggus Dickus' scene from Life Of Brian. How appropriate that it ended without forgetting to restomp that groin. 😹😹😹😹😹😹
He's a businessman who knows how to take advantage of something for cash. He doesn't allow criticism on his own page (because he wants those people to buy his merch) but he takes advantage of the humour because it's good exposure. The man is a sociopath who will get people killed for his profit margin, and he knows it.
Actually no. He's notorious for deleting comments and banning people that expose him on his sites and videos. He rarely if ever tells people the difference between single action and double action firearms nor does he express the proper distances and amount of practice necessary for anything he teaches to be effective.
Even if Dale's techniques aren't the best, I gotta say I admire him for not just giving up after being reduced to meme status but rather going along with the joke.
Dale freely escorts and protects victims of domestic violence to and from court appearances in Detroit. A lot of times family members will intimidate women from testifying and they never show.
"I'm surprised he doesn't play for a certain professional football team here. Because when it comes to self defence - he is Lion" - incredible line here, suits vid perfectly.
Look to me it's this. What Detroit man does work, BUT only IF you know what your doing and have the physical and mental ability to do so, and EVEN THEN there is a really good chance your gonna fail and get killed or someone else killed. Best solution I have is simply carry a gun.
@@mr.t7178 It's to late to pull your gun, if you already have one in your face. ;o) Wouldn't it be great to know a way to pull HIS gun and threaten him away? ^^
Not even joking, Kens onto something with the "going so slow they never see it coming technique" I do that exact same thing with how I catch a fly with my hands. when they land, just have an open palm above them, go as slow as you possibly can, and they'll just sit there confused for awhile, until your hand is so close to them they cant quickly fly off and escape, and then you strike the area they're at with speed of a tiger pouncing on its prey. Should work everytime, most of the time. Edit: Im gunna laugh the moment i see someone yell out "i did it!" with a happy face in the comments one of these days.
It actually is approaching the most effective method in that situation which would be to plead with your hands really close to where the gun is being pointed to surprise the attacker
Not to mention Mater Ken knows actual martial arts and he knows his content is satire, Dale on the other hand takes the shit he says very seriously which is a problem.
"Tell us what system of self defence you do." "Urban Survival Tactics" "Could you tell us what were going to be learning today?" "You will learn urban survival tactics." "Can you be more specific?" I'm in tears right now. The pause, the sheer confusion. 🤣
The rhetoric going back and forth was tense. It's hard to see who was able to "dust off" in this situation. But we all know, Master Ken will leave the competition in the "dust"
@@kxssel_3194 LOL! IKR. First of all if you end up on the business end of a gun. A lot has gone wrong before then. Stats are against people marching around around with guns anyway. The one person I've known to have had his person stolen at gun point? reported all the cards, id, etc etc stolen. LOL him being him? he was more miffed "the queen pussy had to use a gun!" Secondly: the hell you doing still in detroit? known for 3 things. and one of those 4 you can help by saving and moving just a bit in any direction to have a better place to live. It might be a vaporwave wetdream. but other than a blonde cRap artist ranting about it. Not much going for it.
@@Therealdeal42069 I been telling ppl this , if you master those techniques, you can do it , I bet Micheal J White will disarm somebody ,😂if he can do it I can do it
I mean he is an expert and have gone through training (check his bio) i would definitely trust him more than uhh...this clown ken guy(hey atleast he is funny i guess)
_The Martial-Verse is in disarray and now all the Masters Ken from different dimensions are coming together to stop the threat!_ *Ameri-Do-Te: No Way But Re-Stomping the Groin*
Not to mention Master Ken actually knows martial arts, I think the entire point of his channel is to make fun of stupid martial arts instructors like Dale.
michigan boy born and raised. live only 15 miles north of the city center also a big lions fan AND this shit killed me HAHAHAHA the self defense "lying (lion)" remark was fantastic
This just confuses me more if DUST was always a dead-pan martial arts comedy channel or if they decided to become one after receiving all that flack from real martial artists who have been calling them out on their shit.
He has always deleted any kind of criticism and negative feedback, trying to groom a community of people who believe his fake-stuff. When he became so viral and got so much bad feedback he still tried to do it, he is still trying to discredit any negative feedback and 'debunk' people showing how shitty the stuff he sells is. But he has realised that embrancing the meme will give him a bigger range and might be worth a lot of money. He tried to only ride the positive part of beeing a meme, while still doing his best to censor any criticism (like the google-reviews where he just claims everybody who comments there was never at any of his seminars, even though I personally know of someone who was there and send me pictures and then gave him 1 star).
lol most of what he brings on his show are actual bs, to a degree that he finds the urge to correct them on his videos sometimes so people don't act stupid and imitate them
@@tonirvd3650 😂 this one is just more apparent. Plus the guy is so full of himself it's not even funny. Especially after what he said about Chris Kyle.
@@andrewdg90 aren't they all are like that? but this one do some weird stuff so he got more attention than the "traditional martial artists". also he does milk it to get more publicity and its working for him
@@deejin25 not sure if you are for real or joking. but if you are for real, nobody point their gun so far away from their body so the other person can challenge you from it, just keep your gun near your body and a distance from the other person and they can do shit about it, because they'll need to move forward in order to reach your gun, and in that move give you the opportunity to shoot them before they reach you. also if someone one to shoot another p[person, they'll do it from the back before he even get to see the shooter and its done
So I can move my head to the side in 1/1,000th of a second? Then I can move it back at the same speed. That would mean I can move move my head back and forth 500 times in a second. Beat that, Flash.
I’m from Michigan unfortunately and just found Master Ken after the hilarious discovery of D.U.S.T and absolutely lost it at his “lion” reference. That was perfect.
the funny thing is that this is literaly every "gun disarm" video in the world where "criminals" march up to you and stick their long-range-weapon right in your face...so that your tiny arms can reach the trigger or barrel
So we're all gonna ignore the: "I'm surprised he doesn't play for a certain football team here in town, because when it comes to self defence - he's lyin' (lion)" GET IT?! THE DETROIT LIONS?!! It's pure genius com'on 😂
As Always, an excellent and, it has to be said, an unique way that only Sensei Master Ken can do correctly. Many have tried this technique before, but they all where to slow, yes some are, so the gunman actually had to go home since he had plans for dinner and such things. Only Master Ken knows exactly how slow you should do it.
I know who loses: Detroit’s customers!! Good thing for him any customers unsuccessful with his techniques will never be able to complain about it!! That’s another Plus for the DUST
Wait....Which one is which? I can't tell. Is this a new Master Ken technique? Surrounding himself with identical clones of himself so the real one is less likely to be attacked?..I like it.
I’m slightly confused on the part where he redirects the bullet. So, you catch the ball in your teeth, and then you spin around and release it in the direction it came from but you do it so quickly that it doesn’t lose any (or much) momentum and then it hits the very assailant that fired the bullet? I just want to be sure I am doing this correctly.
The assistant is trying so hard not to laugh with Master Ken’s demonstration.
Can you blame him though? He was such a good sport. The moment ken touches the gun he just fires and then goes with the bullet bite and spin 😂
Yes, kudos to him for keeping a relatively straight face. 😆
Yes. It was like the actors trying not to laugh in the 'Biggus Dickus' scene from Life Of Brian. How appropriate that it ended without forgetting to restomp that groin. 😹😹😹😹😹😹
I thought he felt dead inside xP
@@te9250 'He has a wife, you know ?' 😹😹
I love that the Detroit guy has accepted his meme status
He still genuinely believes his BS though.
Noit to the poiunt where his methodology is synomous with Dilman yet however...
Even though Dale is a clown, this clown knows when he sees dollar signs.
Dirty dales crap needs to be made into a joke so you can even watch it
@@antoncastillo7297 nah it's a joke lol
Him squirming at the end figuring out what to do was great lol… I’m still so surprised this happened 😂
Sensei Seth, quit following me.
Lies
@@Will-ge7ri Ninja Seth
Loll
Cringe "comedy" channels unite!
Mad respect to Dale, he can actually take a joke and not be salty about it. Real life living meme.
In deed a meme worthy Boss!
He's a businessman who knows how to take advantage of something for cash. He doesn't allow criticism on his own page (because he wants those people to buy his merch) but he takes advantage of the humour because it's good exposure. The man is a sociopath who will get people killed for his profit margin, and he knows it.
No, NO respect to Dale. He is teaching things to people that can get them killed, and making money off of it!
Yeah because he gets more fame and his buisiness grows everytime this happens. Hes a damn buisinessman and im confident business is booming lately.
Actually no. He's notorious for deleting comments and banning people that expose him on his sites and videos. He rarely if ever tells people the difference between single action and double action firearms nor does he express the proper distances and amount of practice necessary for anything he teaches to be effective.
The assistant trying not to laugh the whole time is the funniest part 😂
“Move so slow that he doesn’t see you move “
Looks like he went to the Drax’s defense school.
Was thinking the same😂😂😂
Right
Best of all, worst of none
There's another settlement that needs our help I hope you can get to them quickly, we need to show people that the Minutemen are back.
Literally had me dying
The most ambitious crossover yet.
This and Active self protection
I wonder if this guy realises that Ken is actually serious this time with his trash talk?
Crossover?
Yes
Master can was actually making fun out of him but he didn’t catch on to master Ken lol 😂
When this guy started going viral I knew it was only a matter of time before he would meet the great master ken
If master ken does a video with you that means your a somebody :D lol
Yeah viral with all his faker stuff 😂
Good call.
Been taught by master Ken himself and he's really that good
Even if Dale's techniques aren't the best, I gotta say I admire him for not just giving up after being reduced to meme status but rather going along with the joke.
dale's actually a pretty nice guy from what I seen
His techniques not being the best means you will get killed if you use it!
@@fortnex9972 You shouldn't be using self defense techniques you see from influencers online anyway.
Dale freely escorts and protects victims of domestic violence to and from court appearances in Detroit. A lot of times family members will intimidate women from testifying and they never show.
Alot of his techniques are what is taught but he never adapted to pressure testing. Some of the techniques are from ppct handbook
I love that the DUST guy ALWAYS has that earpiece in.
It’s just perfect. 🤣
It is a hearing aid, the mastery of gun disarms takes 70+ years of training and is not suitable for children.
Greatest crossover of all time. Gonna break Avengers’ box office record.
There's another settlement that needs our help I hope you can get to them quickly, we need to show people that the Minutemen are back.
Charlie and Dale come pretty close
It’s pretty cool that Dale is actually pretty chill with being made fun off. He also has a pretty good sense of humor.
or he’s oblivious
I think he’s serious
It doesn’t count as having a good sense of humor if he doesn’t even realize he’s being made fun of…
Only here. Every time he gets criticised, he blocks and deletes.
hehe lol pretty cool. totally offsets the fact he teaches shit that will get people killed
DUST devolved into a comedy channel so gradually that I didn't notice
No it hasn’t
It wasn’t gradual at all though. It just took way too long for most people to notice, surprisingly.
Dust is a comedy channel by himself i guess
@@chocolatecosmos1424 nice one
It was always a satire/comedy channel
"Rapping with your daughters and crapping in the water" got him so good that he broke out of character. 🤣🤣
"I'm surprised he doesn't play for a certain professional football team here. Because when it comes to self defence - he is Lion" - incredible line here, suits vid perfectly.
This is just nice to see. I don't really agree with what the man is teaching, but I have to say that he has a sense of humor to embrace the memes.
Do you mean the man in black or the man in red? ^^
@@peterheinrichs7634 the Man in red is teaching the most powerful techniques human kind has ever seen.
If you don't agree with the teachings what are you doing here?
Do you think this is some sort of joke?
Look to me it's this. What Detroit man does work, BUT only IF you know what your doing and have the physical and mental ability to do so, and EVEN THEN there is a really good chance your gonna fail and get killed or someone else killed. Best solution I have is simply carry a gun.
@@mr.t7178 It's to late to pull your gun, if you already have one in your face. ;o) Wouldn't it be great to know a way to pull HIS gun and threaten him away? ^^
Not even joking, Kens onto something with the "going so slow they never see it coming technique" I do that exact same thing with how I catch a fly with my hands. when they land, just have an open palm above them, go as slow as you possibly can, and they'll just sit there confused for awhile, until your hand is so close to them they cant quickly fly off and escape, and then you strike the area they're at with speed of a tiger pouncing on its prey. Should work everytime, most of the time.
Edit: Im gunna laugh the moment i see someone yell out "i did it!" with a happy face in the comments one of these days.
Spoken like a true sensei. I do the same thing.
It actually is approaching the most effective method in that situation which would be to plead with your hands really close to where the gun is being pointed to surprise the attacker
The fact that there are more than 3 people, including me, that do this amazes me.
@@sirprise8816 Lmfao, same here dude
Done it on many insects and small mammals. It’s called the praying mantis.
The best bit is, in this scenario... master Ken truly is the more realistic survivalist.
Not to mention Mater Ken knows actual martial arts and he knows his content is satire, Dale on the other hand takes the shit he says very seriously which is a problem.
Great to have both of you here!!! From our humble small community from London and Melbourne!
This is the best comedy. The comedian working with a comedian who doesn't realized that he is one.
they both know though
And if your opponent suspects you are trying to dry out his gun, tell him you're just sprucing it up because it looks... dusty.
These guys are oddly similar in personality and mannerisms, accept one of them genuinely believes what they’re doing is real.
And the other is actually a martial artist haha
*except
I have not caught Master Ken's demonstrations of how to increase your chance's of getting shot in the face in already dangerous situations.
they look similar enough to be cousins, too. like Ken's uncle married a Dominican woman and bam, Dale.
And Detroit guy couldn't contain himself from laughing lol
"Can you be more specific...?"
He already said 'From Detroit'.
Master Ken is just the best in the world...
You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this collab
"Tell us what system of self defence you do."
"Urban Survival Tactics"
"Could you tell us what were going to be learning today?"
"You will learn urban survival tactics."
"Can you be more specific?"
I'm in tears right now. The pause, the sheer confusion. 🤣
The rhetoric going back and forth was tense. It's hard to see who was able to "dust off" in this situation. But we all know, Master Ken will leave the competition in the "dust"
Master Ken is still more believable than Mister D.U.S.T. Sadly Dale believes and trains many students as if DUST would actually work.
Ikr dale probably gonna go straight up to heaven if he use one of his technique on a real situation lol
It literally does these techniques are not made up and many of them come from greats I think you just don't like the person doing them
@@kxssel_3194 LOL! IKR. First of all if you end up on the business end of a gun. A lot has gone wrong before then. Stats are against people marching around around with guns anyway. The one person I've known to have had his person stolen at gun point? reported all the cards, id, etc etc stolen. LOL him being him? he was more miffed "the queen pussy had to use a gun!"
Secondly: the hell you doing still in detroit? known for 3 things. and one of those 4 you can help by saving and moving just a bit in any direction to have a better place to live. It might be a vaporwave wetdream. but other than a blonde cRap artist ranting about it. Not much going for it.
@@Therealdeal42069 I been telling ppl this , if you master those techniques, you can do it , I bet Micheal J White will disarm somebody ,😂if he can do it I can do it
I mean he is an expert and have gone through training (check his bio) i would definitely trust him more than uhh...this clown ken guy(hey atleast he is funny i guess)
The crossover we didnt know we needed
3:30 That cop is going the speed like The Flash giving him a chance to grab the gun!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
_The Martial-Verse is in disarray and now all the Masters Ken from different dimensions are coming together to stop the threat!_
*Ameri-Do-Te: No Way But Re-Stomping the Groin*
Absolutely love it when somebody is big enough of a person to laugh at themselves.
At least Master Ken knows he’s satire.
He's not satire! He graces us with his knowledge to keep us safe from harm!
@@JoeyBaby47 lol
Not to mention Master Ken actually knows martial arts, I think the entire point of his channel is to make fun of stupid martial arts instructors like Dale.
I mean, stomping the groin is a very effective technique.
KEN IS SO FUNNY, THOSE PUNCH LINES ARE SO NATURAL
It’s funny how Commander Brown endured all the memes and stuff said about him and he still has fun
DUST is what happens when master Ken takes his lessons too seriously
My respect level for each of them have increased
I like to think that the guy holding the gun was never informed its a satire and thinks they're serious. I mean, look at his confused expression.
Master Ken was trolling him throughout the whole video 🤣🤣
Just a mc dojo student they dont knownany better
I don't think DUST was informed either. Seems like he believes Master Ken was serious about the technique. Lol
He knew. you could see him holding back laughter a few times
Master Ken's training partner does a great job holding in his laughter.... probably because he has to do it the entire time he trains with Dale
Flawless execution
Finally Detroit D.U.S.T. engages the true master
The old guys face when he started blowing on the barrel 😂😂😂
I think commander brown accepted the cameo so he can walk off saying “it’s just a prank bruv, I just do the videos for entertainment purposes”
the ultimate collab
can't believe i missed this, and i've been a subscriber for years
This is a better crossover than infinity war and endgame combined
Dale looks like Master Ken from a alternate universe
Black master ken
0:58
Ken: Queen is from Detroit?
Dust: Negative.
Ken: This Queen's from Detroit.
I'm dying. lol
Master Ken is savage. That's what the fool gets for trying to insult a real master.
oh man, the battle music for A Legionaries Life was perfect
michigan boy born and raised. live only 15 miles north of the city center also a big lions fan AND this shit killed me HAHAHAHA the self defense "lying (lion)" remark was fantastic
Self-defense from Detroit: If there's trouble get in your car and get outta there.
I love how his guests always break character.
This is just too great. I'm absolutely invincible now.
Now I know where John Wick learned his skills
This just confuses me more if DUST was always a dead-pan martial arts comedy channel or if they decided to become one after receiving all that flack from real martial artists who have been calling them out on their shit.
He has always deleted any kind of criticism and negative feedback, trying to groom a community of people who believe his fake-stuff. When he became so viral and got so much bad feedback he still tried to do it, he is still trying to discredit any negative feedback and 'debunk' people showing how shitty the stuff he sells is. But he has realised that embrancing the meme will give him a bigger range and might be worth a lot of money.
He tried to only ride the positive part of beeing a meme, while still doing his best to censor any criticism (like the google-reviews where he just claims everybody who comments there was never at any of his seminars, even though I personally know of someone who was there and send me pictures and then gave him 1 star).
@@truckwarrior5944 He has to be satire right? Right?
For once, ACTUAL B.S. vs Master Ken
lol most of what he brings on his show are actual bs, to a degree that he finds the urge to correct them on his videos sometimes so people don't act stupid and imitate them
@@tonirvd3650 😂 this one is just more apparent. Plus the guy is so full of himself it's not even funny. Especially after what he said about Chris Kyle.
The gun disarm DUST did was 100% legit. You don't know what you are talking around.
@@andrewdg90 aren't they all are like that? but this one do some weird stuff so he got more attention than the "traditional martial artists". also he does milk it to get more publicity and its working for him
@@deejin25 not sure if you are for real or joking. but if you are for real, nobody point their gun so far away from their body so the other person can challenge you from it, just keep your gun near your body and a distance from the other person and they can do shit about it, because they'll need to move forward in order to reach your gun, and in that move give you the opportunity to shoot them before they reach you. also if someone one to shoot another p[person, they'll do it from the back before he even get to see the shooter and its done
Awesome to see Billy has a great sense of humor.
The best collaboration ever.
I have been waiting for this! YES!
AND IT DID NOT DISAPPOINT! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'm just upset that I didn't know Ken was in Detroit, I'm 20 minutes away and would love to meet!
I've never seen anyone replicate the Master Ken's eyebrow and stare so well. 😂
The team up I didn't think could happen; Happened. My god the parallels between them is uncanny lmfao
This is something I waited for but didn't expect
I've been wanting to see this in a while
The sound of Master Ken chomping his teeth together is haunting
So I can move my head to the side in 1/1,000th of a second? Then I can move it back at the same speed. That would mean I can move move my head back and forth 500 times in a second. Beat that, Flash.
That the bullet can fly that fast doesnt mean the enemy can point it that fast tbh. Nevertheless he sucks anyways
it should be "tenth of a second" because the average human reaction time is 200ms not 2ms.
I’m from Michigan unfortunately and just found Master Ken after the hilarious discovery of D.U.S.T and absolutely lost it at his “lion” reference. That was perfect.
Master Ken is worth hours of laughter! Check out the video "100 ways to attack the groin"
say what you will about this guy.... he's been taking the " there's no such thing as bad publicity" to heart
Commander browns tips are underrated one of them actually saved my life 😊!!!
It was already hard enough to take the DUST guy seriously..
He’s basically Master Ken in real life.
the funny thing is that this is literaly every "gun disarm" video in the world
where "criminals" march up to you and stick their long-range-weapon right in your face...so that your tiny arms can reach the trigger or barrel
Thank you
Brother from another mother
Dusty bulls**t, most true statement on this episode.
I like him. He can give it back just as quickly as Master Ken can!
"You ARE LION"😂😂😂😂😂😂
From Detroit.
You could say, Master Ken left him in the.... Dust.
Master ken never get old. its gold
So we're all gonna ignore the:
"I'm surprised he doesn't play for a certain football team here in town,
because when it comes to self defence - he's lyin' (lion)"
GET IT?! THE DETROIT LIONS?!! It's pure genius com'on 😂
Everyone got it
As Always, an excellent and, it has to be said, an unique way that only Sensei Master Ken can do correctly.
Many have tried this technique before, but they all where to slow, yes some are, so the gunman actually had to go home since he had plans for dinner and such things. Only Master Ken knows exactly how slow you should do it.
he was so close to laughing at the beginning lol.
Master Ken is 100% right. DUST is BS. The sad thing is, Master Ken does comedy intentionally, DUST is a joke and he doesn't realise.
Check out his interview with Colion Noir. It's mind-boggling how far gone he is.
Not just BS. That asshole is actually dangerous, I'm surprised he hasn't caught a lawsuit yet.
Nah DUST> ken
Wait, so the other guy in this video is supposed to be real?
@@downhillindad7689 I really thought it was someone pretending to be the DUST guy, but it really is him. My mind was blown.
The old guy did an excellent at holding his laughter, he is the real MVP
Holy crap! This is the collab we never knew we couldn't live without 😂😂😂😂
This is the greatest crossover of all time
Next episode, How to keep a straight face in any situation by
Master Ken
This has to be trending
“Queen is from Detroit?!” 🤣…..very funny
Well done, guys💪🏻
Master Ken is on an entire different level!
Honestly I think Ken should put Dale in a new season of In The Dojo, with Dale and his Dusty employees playing the heel as a rival dojo.
So I guess we can finally say that the Detroit Survival Tactics dude is just running a satire channel?
He’s always have been because all his lessons are unrealistic and will get you k1llEd lol
@@vicdiaz5180 he has videos where real people try to shoot him but he's too fast. He's legit
@@ld1065 you are too easily impressed. He is far from legitimate and his advice is bad
@@matthewhardwick365 don't you understand humor?
@@walterwhite4969 impossible to gauge tone from text.
Hilarious 😂. Need more with theses two
I know who loses: Detroit’s customers!! Good thing for him any customers unsuccessful with his techniques will never be able to complain about it!! That’s another Plus for the DUST
Since I discovered Master Ken this was the clip I wanted to watch!
Greatest crossover since No Way Home
Wait....Which one is which? I can't tell. Is this a new Master Ken technique? Surrounding himself with identical clones of himself so the real one is less likely to be attacked?..I like it.
1:32 as if all human movement and reflexes are capped and set in stone at a certain speed lmao
Oh gosh. Master Ken’s advice is probably less likely to get you killed than urban defense.
Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.
I’m slightly confused on the part where he redirects the bullet. So, you catch the ball in your teeth, and then you spin around and release it in the direction it came from but you do it so quickly that it doesn’t lose any (or much) momentum and then it hits the very assailant that fired the bullet? I just want to be sure I am doing this correctly.
It is not that quickly, you want the movement of the bullet to flow, if you force it, it will lose all of its speed and start rotating.