Master Ken Destroys Man vs. Bear Argument

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  • @TheBearAndHer
    @TheBearAndHer 8 місяців тому +100

    As a bear with erectile dysfunction it's good to watch a video that combines these issues. Furry floppiness is no joke.

    • @Pooknottin
      @Pooknottin 8 місяців тому +2

      Cool!
      Do you wanna talk about the Roman Empire?

    • @florianadolf2256
      @florianadolf2256 8 місяців тому +1

      Honestly, I stopped commenting on bear erectile dysfunction because UA-cam would block my comments 9 out of 10 times. Glad, that issue is getting drawn into the limelight

    • @SPDFRK
      @SPDFRK 8 місяців тому

      Looks like Fozzy needs a new hand to sit on.

  • @jaysonmerrill4957
    @jaysonmerrill4957 8 місяців тому +119

    That sheriff looks weak. He probably would not have been shot if he had a proper mustache.
    I can't believe master Ken approved of this.

    • @thewhyzer
      @thewhyzer 7 місяців тому

      I thought he came back from the dead, but I guess he just had a vest. That's not as interesting.

  • @FreakazoidRobots
    @FreakazoidRobots 8 місяців тому +65

    This does raise the question: "would you rather be alone in the forest with a man, or a man in a bear suit?"

    • @Flamewolf14
      @Flamewolf14 8 місяців тому +7

      probably depends on if you are a furry or not.

    • @jasonmaclean719
      @jasonmaclean719 8 місяців тому

      What if it's a furry?

    • @drewcagno
      @drewcagno 8 місяців тому +3

      A furry. At least you have some idea what kind of stuff they are into.....

    • @Boss-_
      @Boss-_ 8 місяців тому +1

      I dont have anything witty to answer, just wanna let you know I appreciate you didn't say "This begs the question"

    • @themacocko6311
      @themacocko6311 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Boss-_ Which does beg the question, why do you not wish for that phrase to be used?

  • @a64738
    @a64738 8 місяців тому +33

    I lost it at KGB standing for "Katching Gullible Bears" :) 😛😋😜👻

  • @donmallard2141
    @donmallard2141 8 місяців тому +171

    Condolences to the Bear's digestive system... after eating the vegan, he's gonna be subjected to endless farts.

    • @robertsmith4681
      @robertsmith4681 8 місяців тому +10

      Poor thing will likely die from secondary poisoning from all the drugs ...

    • @tomarmadiyer2698
      @tomarmadiyer2698 8 місяців тому +3

      Y'all ever hear Dolly talking about the time they gave a soda bottle of gasoline to a bear?

    • @OshoLee
      @OshoLee 7 місяців тому

      Pocahontas hahahah

    • @OshoLee
      @OshoLee 7 місяців тому

      @@robertsmith4681 what drugs? diabetes drugs? high cholesterol drugs? hypertension? lmao people are so dumb including the clown that hearted the comment

    • @poweredbyrice5708
      @poweredbyrice5708 2 місяці тому

      bears actually eat mostly vegetation and fish....ignorance again

  • @Marshallgill
    @Marshallgill 8 місяців тому +36

    "Talking about the Roman Empire" I am up to Nero in a "History of Rome" podcast right now.

    • @ericgrim6849
      @ericgrim6849 8 місяців тому +5

      I was thinking about the Fall of the Roman Empire just before I watched this video. Weird, huh.

  • @thebeerzerkerr
    @thebeerzerkerr 8 місяців тому +20

    Thought the hiker was going to turn out to be some kind of predator.
    But that 'a boo boo' joke 😂

  • @gringles
    @gringles 8 місяців тому +9

    “I’m about to give him…a boo boo.”
    My Lord, was that a Yogi strike? I thought they stopped teaching that at the Kumite!

  • @robbrcnstuff4220
    @robbrcnstuff4220 8 місяців тому +33

    I'd prefer she be in the woods alone with the bear too. But has anyone asked the bear how it feels? What did the bear do to deserve that?

  • @charleswindsor7835
    @charleswindsor7835 8 місяців тому +21

    Master Ken breaking it down to the bear necessities.

  • @wizkhalife1
    @wizkhalife1 8 місяців тому +30

    Erectile disfunction is the most serious threat when fighting a bear 😬

  • @JonWintersGold
    @JonWintersGold 8 місяців тому +15

    "From what I learned primarily watching Disney movies.." 🤦‍♂️

  • @TheFlyingDogFish
    @TheFlyingDogFish 8 місяців тому +26

    That was bearly puntastic.

  • @JunglecatBlessing
    @JunglecatBlessing 8 місяців тому +4

    I've learned more about real self defense and martial arts from Master Ken in 2 days, then in my entire life.

  • @bandit6272
    @bandit6272 8 місяців тому +12

    Sheriff, you're out of uniform. Where the hell is your womb-broom? That is unsat

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +11

    Who hasn't eaten a vegan in the woods once or twice, I mean, really.

  • @ChainsawFPV
    @ChainsawFPV 8 місяців тому +20

    Get a bottle of Vodka, and the bear will be your friend.

    • @willbrittain3046
      @willbrittain3046 8 місяців тому +3

      Have a drink, comrade

    • @riskey6788
      @riskey6788 8 місяців тому +1

      ✌🏼🤣✌🏼

    • @supermaximglitchy1
      @supermaximglitchy1 8 місяців тому

      The same can happen with mans

    • @florianadolf2256
      @florianadolf2256 8 місяців тому +2

      Old-Russian proverb (perpetuated by a select few who survived to tell the tale)

    • @ChainsawFPV
      @ChainsawFPV 8 місяців тому

      @@willbrittain3046 За здоровье!

  • @nriqueog
    @nriqueog 8 місяців тому +4

    Some many bear puns...my brain hurts from laughing.

  • @Dornpunzel
    @Dornpunzel 8 місяців тому +3

    That pause at .....Bear.... with me 😀

  • @Puschit1
    @Puschit1 8 місяців тому +18

    Now do part 2 Man vs. Beer

  • @BaronVonHardcharger
    @BaronVonHardcharger 8 місяців тому +4

    Ah man, I LOVED Paper Tigers, glad to see Master Ken back in action!

  • @MichaelGalt
    @MichaelGalt 8 місяців тому +14

    Going to check the movie out! It actually looks pretty good!

  • @gordonfreeman4341
    @gordonfreeman4341 8 місяців тому +23

    Gawddammit he said ROMAN EMPIRE🤣!!

  • @dasta7658
    @dasta7658 8 місяців тому +6

    🤣🤣🤣I always love your videos but this is champagne comedy. I haven't laughed so much through a video as much as this. Awesome work 🐻♥

  • @baoxidiaoyu
    @baoxidiaoyu 8 місяців тому +13

    Rome would have not fallen if they had Ameridote

  • @robertduffy5805
    @robertduffy5805 6 місяців тому

    Awesome! Thank you for setting the debate on this.

  • @sinisterthoughts2896
    @sinisterthoughts2896 8 місяців тому +7

    I'd be most afraid of Master Ken in the woods.

    • @thunder2434
      @thunder2434 2 місяці тому

      Note how the Bear avoided him.

  • @jellevanbreugel325
    @jellevanbreugel325 8 місяців тому +17

    finally a sensible take on the issue!!!

  • @lc1138
    @lc1138 2 місяці тому +1

    The acting really makes me feel like I'm watching a video on another kind of platform.
    The combo of soft weirdness is on point.

  • @jefflowe8803
    @jefflowe8803 8 місяців тому +6

    A BOOO BOOO! good shit Ken!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +2

    Does Winnie the Pooh have those weird stripes under his shirt? Had no idea.

  • @canis2020
    @canis2020 8 місяців тому +3

    Keeping a chemical fly trap in your pocket it top shelf stuff

  • @lozinoperation
    @lozinoperation 2 місяці тому +1

    Saying they were right first is key.

  • @lecadominique2092
    @lecadominique2092 6 місяців тому

    Awesome vid, thanks so much!! Also, how do you keep the poker face?? You're the best.

  • @Molandria
    @Molandria 8 місяців тому +1

    27 seconds into the video, I better stop watching this. I need to watch it the first time with some friends! Hahaha

  • @FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd
    @FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd 8 місяців тому

    U guys didn't realize it's the real Steven Seagal singing, well pretending to 😂😂😂

  • @cesarcrash
    @cesarcrash 8 місяців тому +2

    When did the raptor dinosaur come into this story?
    Oh, and did the guy shot the sheriff's groin?

  • @captainpandabear1422
    @captainpandabear1422 26 днів тому

    "incessant talking about the Roman Empire"
    Like damn, bro. You didn't need to break the fourth wall and call me out specifically like that.

  • @Penetralex
    @Penetralex 8 місяців тому

    Hahahahaha... Encounter with a bear defenetly ends that debate.

  • @TheoneandonlyJobis
    @TheoneandonlyJobis 8 місяців тому +3

    No bears but I spotted a great camel!

  • @RamC002
    @RamC002 8 місяців тому

    lol those budget cuts 😂 couldn’t get an actual bear

  • @stephenbachman132
    @stephenbachman132 8 місяців тому +2

    Absolute video gold

  • @alicedeen720
    @alicedeen720 9 днів тому

    So very funny - thanks for this

  • @amandahugankiss4110
    @amandahugankiss4110 8 місяців тому +1

    load bearing was certainly unexpected.

  • @abhishekbarua360
    @abhishekbarua360 8 місяців тому

    Katching gullible bear😂😂

  • @chrisSandersASX
    @chrisSandersASX 8 місяців тому

    he does not disappoint

  • @LGB-FJB
    @LGB-FJB 8 місяців тому

    I was thinking this was going to be unBEARable but Master Men brought up a lot of good tactics.

  • @alexanderabramov2719
    @alexanderabramov2719 8 місяців тому +6

    Honeyhole easter egg, hell yeah

  • @K_B_H_
    @K_B_H_ 8 місяців тому +2

    Master Ken should smile more

  • @slopsec2358
    @slopsec2358 8 місяців тому +2

    I love me some Master Ken!

  • @florianadolf2256
    @florianadolf2256 8 місяців тому

    Bet the Russians applied that honey trap in order to catch that gullible Seagull named Steven😏...

  • @pekinobo
    @pekinobo 8 місяців тому

    What this video in real life situation shown us all is that Meaghan Penning is a sole surviver. I don´t know what that has got to do with me though.... now I feel confused. And THAT is why Master Sensei Mr Sir Ken is the best!

  • @jonniheinisto9825
    @jonniheinisto9825 8 місяців тому

    So uh, how was the study actually concluded and what are the actual implied percentages ?

  • @trueblueamerican9
    @trueblueamerican9 8 місяців тому +1

    Ms. Penning stunning as always

  • @TroySavary
    @TroySavary 7 місяців тому

    Even the hiker isn't imptessed by the bear.

  • @reedbeazley3914
    @reedbeazley3914 8 місяців тому

    Nolan what are you doing making videos with these creatures? I sure hope you havent forgotten the mission...

  • @SynchronicityScenario144
    @SynchronicityScenario144 8 місяців тому +23

    I'd rather encounter a cougar than an old modern woman lol.

    • @anreoil
      @anreoil 8 місяців тому +3

      I'm living at the basement of a cougar. Nothing special.

  • @Dornpunzel
    @Dornpunzel 8 місяців тому +1

    Anybody count the "Bear'ing" jokes in this?

  • @ZedaZhang
    @ZedaZhang 8 місяців тому

    Would it be animal cruelty if the bear enjoyed it? 🤔

  • @Rickflairshair
    @Rickflairshair 8 місяців тому

    I saw Todd in the movie clip at the bar. Who knew Todd was a drunk????

  • @michaelmccleary4665
    @michaelmccleary4665 8 місяців тому

    Being Alaskan, the male hiker is among the type most likely to be lunch to a bear...

  • @slowbro-
    @slowbro- 8 місяців тому

    Being trapped in the forest would be unbearable. Bear mind, if I was as powerful as master Ken, I would probably be alright. Or if I was armed with a large ball bearing that I could throw at the bear. Fortunately, this video has a bearing on my decision to barely go outdoors, and bare my teeth at an approaching bear

  • @lukegarnham1476
    @lukegarnham1476 6 місяців тому

    Master Ken for president

  • @Rusty_Blazer
    @Rusty_Blazer 8 місяців тому

    Exactly how many groin stomps are in the movie? Asking for a friend.

  • @jpford3430
    @jpford3430 8 місяців тому +1

    I like when Megan visits Master Ken

  • @ghostbeetle2950
    @ghostbeetle2950 8 місяців тому +2

    That bear did nothing wrong, the vegan hiker only has himself to blame. Honestly, what kind of self-respecting hiker goes into bear woods without bringing a tub of honey for groinal application?!! Smh.

    • @Marshallgill
      @Marshallgill 8 місяців тому +1

      I am a bit confused about the placement of the very pungent honey. I did not see any benefit to putting it on the groin. I thought that it was to lure the bear into a thrust of freedom to the face when it went to eat it. I guess that it why Ken is the Master.

  • @stephensmith6462
    @stephensmith6462 8 місяців тому

    Master ken without the moustache is wrong he looks so feeble you just know that's where his strength comes from

  • @Atomizor
    @Atomizor 8 місяців тому +5

    This is just what we needed to settle the Man or Bear nonsense.

  • @andrewwright943
    @andrewwright943 8 місяців тому

    NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    Cant watch the movie in the UK.....😩

  • @AAAA-lt9hq
    @AAAA-lt9hq 2 місяці тому

    Stephen Colbear could use this training. He hates bears.

  • @onezerotwo
    @onezerotwo 8 місяців тому

    MODERN THREATS LIKE BE ON MY PODCAST
    *wheeeeeeze*

  • @dennisharrington6055
    @dennisharrington6055 7 місяців тому

    Thanks.

  • @terryw2230
    @terryw2230 8 місяців тому

    That poor bear. Did anyone have feelings for the bear. I give that poor bear like two days maybe a week before the bear will be begging us to crash out on our couch and a couple of beers.

  • @clarencejohnson7267
    @clarencejohnson7267 8 місяців тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very Cool!!!!

  • @m3rdpwr
    @m3rdpwr 8 місяців тому

    Who else went straight to tubi, and could not find the movie?! LoL

  • @Mister_Skar
    @Mister_Skar 8 місяців тому

    So those girls are saying they're more afraid of black men than bears?

  • @Belikewaterbud
    @Belikewaterbud 7 місяців тому

    Study as in record a person in public and ask a few questions along the lines of how they feel about men if they answer certain ones right ask the bear question and only show that part in the video......

  • @LuciusSicarius
    @LuciusSicarius 8 місяців тому +1

    Did someone say Roman Empire? I thought I heard someone say Roman Empire. We talking about the Roman Empire?

  • @liquidsnake6879
    @liquidsnake6879 8 місяців тому

    "Megan you are in fact a woman" "clearly"
    What do you mean clearly? Doesn't Megan know what year this is?

  • @Icehso140
    @Icehso140 8 місяців тому

    Disclaimer: No bears were harmed in the making of this video...seriously...they're freakin bears. How are you gonna hurt them? LOL

    • @a64738
      @a64738 8 місяців тому

      Bear spray for once, second is bullets, bears is not immune to heavy pieces of metal flying at supersonic speeds...

  • @georgenooray4821
    @georgenooray4821 8 місяців тому

    No Bear knuckles?

  • @davidowens1424
    @davidowens1424 8 місяців тому

    In the forest with a bear or get health care outside your network?

  • @Keztraz
    @Keztraz 2 місяці тому

    Admit it... this video was only made so that all these wonderfull bear puns can be let out...
    Some of them had been unBEARable...

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 8 місяців тому +1

    Bears can't stand trial for murder. I say we keep the bear!

  • @lychiadventures8231
    @lychiadventures8231 8 місяців тому

    i hate you master Ken:D...LOL

  • @JorgeLopez-qj8pu
    @JorgeLopez-qj8pu 27 днів тому

    First, That’s a Furry which is terrifying in it’s own right.
    Second, is the context Stuck with doesn't mean your in a fight with.
    Example: Being stuck with a man or bear at a zoo as opposed in a fight at the zoo as fighting in public places is always discouraged.

  • @MutualZebra0123
    @MutualZebra0123 8 місяців тому

    I hope those women will meet the bear that is right for them. The right bear for a man is spelled: beer.

  • @aleksandersmirnow2157
    @aleksandersmirnow2157 8 місяців тому +1

    Медведя надо уважать, и помнить, что мы - гости на его территории.

  • @ahlija
    @ahlija 6 місяців тому

    Id rather be with 3 bears, 2 Trex, 3 game of thrones dragons, jeffrey dahmer, the clown in IT, thanos, darth vader, freddy krueger, vladimir putin and the bad guy in die hard 1, than be stuck with 1 of these girls at the beginning.

  • @jasonmaclean719
    @jasonmaclean719 8 місяців тому

    Master Ken, how in the world were you not locked up for crushing that karate crybabyJesse Enkamp?

  • @DoktarRaven
    @DoktarRaven 8 місяців тому

    they chose the bear, just so they could protect it.

  • @ryulee458
    @ryulee458 8 місяців тому +1

    Well baby I am a bear come and get me LOL😂😂😂😂

  • @saschafeld5528
    @saschafeld5528 8 місяців тому

    Could you not get Bear Beafcake for the job?

  • @stevenrodriguez7921
    @stevenrodriguez7921 8 місяців тому

    Meaghan didn't even recognize you in the video thumb! You get more and more beautiful every day!

    • @TemporaryMAGA
      @TemporaryMAGA 8 місяців тому

      No she's not.

    • @stevenrodriguez7921
      @stevenrodriguez7921 8 місяців тому

      @GooGooBars1 what a poor hater.

    • @TemporaryMAGA
      @TemporaryMAGA 8 місяців тому

      @@stevenrodriguez7921 she is abusing PEDs bro. It's not hating. Look at her shoulders in the thumbnail. That isn't achievable for a woman, without drug abuse

  • @XavierGage
    @XavierGage 8 місяців тому

    What about a ManBearPig?

    • @whateverwhatever4026
      @whateverwhatever4026 8 місяців тому

      You only have to be scared of the man part, so half the time.

  • @titosteinsgaming9340
    @titosteinsgaming9340 7 місяців тому

    hicking stick is a lethal weapon girl, sometimes better than metal bat

  • @dustencross357
    @dustencross357 2 місяці тому

    Men are capable of premeditated drinking

  • @genepitts4665
    @genepitts4665 8 місяців тому

    The lady has incredible shoulders

  • @SapphoAi
    @SapphoAi 8 місяців тому

    Dear Ken, do you have an Email address?

  • @GreatWhite7
    @GreatWhite7 8 місяців тому +11

    Women would rather be stuck in the woods with a bear over a man, but are fine with men in their locker rooms?!