I love people like Master Ken, spreading his overwhelming combat knowledge while still being so humble as to allow other practices to shine as best they can, like Kombat Karen and Koochie long Haired dude
I blame it on the tic toc generation and their disrespect for everything and everybody that made their lives easier. Totally disrespectful and I hope Master Ken gave them all a kick to the groin.
The moustache is a separate entity. It detaches itself at night and gets into car chases and gang fights and shit. It has smashed a beer bottle against a bar and stabbed a seemingly superior opponent in the throat, thus gaining victory. It has seen starships on fire at the shoulder of Orion. And in the morning it glides back onto the face of its host, wiping cheez wiz off the chin and dropping a few dead hairs into his open mouth. Anyway, I don't know how dangerous a female moustache is. Very strong, I suspect.
@@izzyandcrizzy6881 It depends who you are talking to. There is a subset of women who think it's sexist to think that men "in general" are stronger physically.
@@mikeattard3543 if you can find someone saying that that's over the age of 12 I'll give you that, but as of now I've never seen a adult woman claim that that's sexist
Krav Maga is as legit as the practicioner. You've got good and bad schools. But that "technique" though. "I'm going to grab his hands and he's then going to let go and put his head down so I can hit him" That's a good way to teach people to get hurt.
@@VikingTeddy That sort of relativist outlook regarding any martial art belies a real lack of knowledge and / or experience on your part. krav maga is objectively garbage. Quality of school will only affect how badly the garbage stinks, but it is still garbage.
Firstly, awesome of her to just take the jokes and have fun all around. Awesome. Secondly, I know it’s a demonstration, but that armlock she showed, not gonna happen. 😟
His views on Krav Maga are all in jest because really a lot of what he says about it isn't true it's just humor. However, the technique the woman showed has kind of been phased out of the KM curriculum in lieu of using the single handed pluck or the rotational defense normally reserved for a choke with a push. The reason being that if someone is going to choke you from the front, first off you can see it coming so you can deflect the on coming attack with a kick, a punch, a side step so that is the first thing that is taught, prevention. But if the attacker does get their hands around your throat it more than likely not going to be static, they are either going to push you or shake you kind of like Homer Simpson does so the rotational defense takes into account the natural reaction of taking a step backwards and building on that.
I should have reached out to you for my birthday 2 days ago! I will have that birthday shout out in 2022! All this years and still so dam funny!😂😂 restomp that groin!
tldw: No, she isn't deadly. Master Ken is of course the best martial artist in the world, but even idiots could kill Krav instructors that don't spar but FUNNIER
Go ahead and say that to Yaron Lichtenstein or any Bukan Black Belt in the world. It's pretty much the only Martial Art I know that getting to Black Belt actually comes with a lot of sweat, AND blood.
@@goncalobaia1574 Generally speaking black belts do require several years of practice, a lot of sweat and often some blood as well. Outside the USA, that is. In McDojo's, it's different story.
@@AzraelCaptain The technique she showed has pretty much been phased out in terms of teaching and is only really used for intro students to get them accustomed to the style and the way she showed it isn't how it's normally taught. However, the technique the woman showed has kind of been phased out of the KM curriculum in lieu of using the single handed pluck or the rotational defense normally reserved for a choke with a push. The reason being that if someone is going to choke you from the front, first off you can see it coming so you can deflect the on coming attack with a kick, a punch, a side step so that is the first thing that is taught, prevention. But if the attacker does get their hands around your throat it more than likely not going to be static, they are either going to push you or shake you kind of like Homer Simpson does so the rotational defense takes into account the natural reaction of taking a step backwards and building on that.
"There might be situations when a woman would choke a man" - I felt that. Men abuse is a real thing. It's high time people actually take action against it!
I can't believe she said most men are stronger than most women. Master Ken I'm sure you will now be given a strike by youtube for her offensive statement. Next question, where is Todd? Did he get a case of the new delta bravo wufo strand?
I know right? I really appreciated her for that brief moment of lucidity... despite being a delusional bullshido artist she did have that one thing right.
@@TheCausalParadox What sucks is that she was appealing to snowflakes, by even saying 'most' , the reality is that Men are stronger than Women, wow, what would have been so hard about that, it is a fact. Are there exceptions, hell yeah, but you're so not likely to see a man attack a woman that he isn't a hell of a lot stronger than, so there I said it, and now I and my descendants are banned for life..
@@bikersoncall dude cyborg from the ufc would bend me over backwards with one arm. Her saying most is appealing to snowflakes even though you just said woman are rarely stronger. How you gonna call someone a snowflake of semantics like that. Most vs all with exceptions. Her sentence sounds way better.
The first Master Ken video is like watching your first episode of the office. You're pretty sure it's bullshit, but it could be real, either way, it's f**king awesome.
I trained in krav directly from one of the founder's students and I can 100% say that yes, civilian krav is FULL of bull. But that technique right there was wrong in so many layers that it managed to make master ken's defense look unironically more realistic lol
I'm not even a martial artist any more, and I've never trained in Krav Maga, and even I was confused by that. Like... You're a weaker, shorter person being attacked by a stronger, taller person... If (and it's a BIG if) you'd managed to do that superman thing without getting your head cracked against the nearest wall, why on earth would you put your attackers wrists into a lock AND THEN LET GO OF THEIR WRISTS?! What the actual fuck?! 😂
That ninja krav maga yellow choke defence looks legit.. if defender is twice stronger than attacker. I hope tho someone will coach people how to do two-handed frontal choke properly.
I went to a dojo where the instructor exactly taught us that choke thingy. I was like, so what if the guy who's choking me is stronger than me, like this guy here, I can't get his hands off me. He said "figure it out" I left the dojo right there.
*YEAH!* it's very dangerous to fight a female, specially when it's wearing only black mesh suit! I have encountered once before, and know she has a 5 little ninjas!
Dude master ken, you have a doppelganger in the persona of dale, of dust, an acronym for Detroit urban survival training, you should tune in, lm sure you could use the giggle, belly laugh, or outright gaffaw, hes a charmer.
2:02 even if you're the same size/strength as your opponent, this is almost impossible to do. Also how is she able to just stand there, wouldn't a bigger, stronger opponent move her around, maybe even push her to the ground?
Yes, you are absolutely correct. Also, a "choke hold" like that is really ineffective as well but if you are up against a wall it can be a very stressful moment. If the attacker is stronger than her, she cannot get away like that. I think they haven't pressure tested that particular defense. On the other hand, maybe that was intentional, since it is a Master Ken episode :)
Don't mean to hate but wouldn't it make more sense to just jab your attacker's eyes if he has both hands on your throat.. I mean his face is right there and both your hands are free and within reach. Her technique also doesn't take into account momentum.. your attacker is gonna be pushing you and throw you off balance when he grabs your throat so you don't have that much time to react before you start gasping for air.
The best defence is to not need to defend oneself . . . but, one cant always avoid such a situation. So, the second best defence is do so as fast as possible, as hard as possible and with as little effort as possible. There aint no way she will break that choke hold with what she is doing. The opponent (male OR female) will be squeezing so hard that even i could not pull the hands away from my throat. Period. Much faster and more effective to kick or knee to the groin. Even a little tap will loosen the choke. The dug thumbs or fingers into the eyes. Then run like hell. Boom. Boom. Run. Simple and effective.
Thank you for pointing out a healthly skepticism immediately following the notion of this being a "ninja" school. I don't know why people don't get it. There. Are. No. Ninja. There. Is. No. Ninjutsu. Not in any ways that everyone seems to think. So I dunno where the hell anybody got their "ninjutsu" from. TMNT I guess.
@@sinclairj7492 Yeah, ok. Being a ninja is about killing someone with an instrument that will be overlooked by people looking for the murder weapon. Rake. Spade. Stick. Hammers. Rocks. Commoners with no ties to the victims they spied on or killed. They were basically just stealthy mercenaries. No ninja magic, cool ninja weapons or one-touch kills.
Ninjutsu is an actual martial art, but has been obscured by a lot of knowledge lost as well as knowl carefully guarded I was learning ninjutsu from a sensei who was taught from one of the only few approved Senseis in America, and there are two different factions that actually used to have gang-wars with eachother
I love people like Master Ken, spreading his overwhelming combat knowledge while still being so humble as to allow other practices to shine as best they can, like Kombat Karen and Koochie long Haired dude
😅
I love the fact that master Ken delivers great comedy with such a straight face!😂😂
Why are they laughing at the wisdom of master ken? I don't understand
Thats why Master Ken is laughing.
I blame it on the tic toc generation and their disrespect for everything and everybody that made their lives easier. Totally disrespectful and I hope Master Ken gave them all a kick to the groin.
@@robertduffy5805 And a Thrust of Freedom
The wisdom just makes them so happy that they cant help but laugh
It's a nervous laugh, becaue they fear getting kicked in the coochie.
The moustache is a separate entity. It detaches itself at night and gets into car chases and gang fights and shit. It has smashed a beer bottle against a bar and stabbed a seemingly superior opponent in the throat, thus gaining victory. It has seen starships on fire at the shoulder of Orion. And in the morning it glides back onto the face of its host, wiping cheez wiz off the chin and dropping a few dead hairs into his open mouth. Anyway, I don't know how dangerous a female moustache is. Very strong, I suspect.
The silent girl in class...
How the heck does he manage to hold that straight face all the time in every video??? He truely is the master.
That dojo failed to serve Master Ken Stovetop Stuffing - _"so he kicked her in the kuchi!"_
1:07..I cracked up when she said 'that's a great question' and Master Ken lifted his eyebrows and looked away in surprise....so funny.
"Most men are going to be stronger than most women"
You don't often hear these people say that, she's honest at least
@ItsOnlyDanny oh you sweet summer child
Women admit that all the time what are you talking about
Krav Maga - Kick the ball-sack - hit the windpipe.
@@izzyandcrizzy6881 It depends who you are talking to. There is a subset of women who think it's sexist to think that men "in general" are stronger physically.
@@mikeattard3543 if you can find someone saying that that's over the age of 12 I'll give you that, but as of now I've never seen a adult woman claim that that's sexist
Question: Is a female ninja dangerous?
Me: I don't know. I'm drunk as shit. It's 7am, im watching apex legends shorts somehow someway. Lets find out!!!
If she chokes Master Ken for 45 minutes or longer, he might get bored and pass out. So, yes, the kuchi is dangerous!
Lol
@@u.v.s.5583 That shit killed me when he said that 😂
That krav maga technique looks like a great way to get a collapsed esophagus
It relies on your opponent being poorly centered.
You took the words out of my mouth friend! Well. You took em n put em nicely! Lol! I was gunna say try me! 😅
Overall krav maga is some major league bullshido.
It relies on your opponent being a malnourished peasant in order for it to have a chance to work.
Krav Maga is as legit as the practicioner. You've got good and bad schools.
But that "technique" though. "I'm going to grab his hands and he's then going to let go and put his head down so I can hit him"
That's a good way to teach people to get hurt.
@@VikingTeddy That sort of relativist outlook regarding any martial art belies a real lack of knowledge and / or experience on your part.
krav maga is objectively garbage. Quality of school will only affect how badly the garbage stinks, but it is still garbage.
Even a blade of grass is deadly in the right hands...so, pretty sure Master Ken could throw a kunoichi hard enough to be dangerous to any man.
Firstly, awesome of her to just take the jokes and have fun all around. Awesome.
Secondly, I know it’s a demonstration, but that armlock she showed, not gonna happen. 😟
I'm sure she knows her stuff. But that's just teaching people false confidence and how to get hurt.
She wont get away with that technique either unless she gets in a serious distraction first.
i agree, her technique is flawed, from the beginning
Was laughing already when I saw the thumbnail haha... these videos are so much fun :-)
Love how the assistant almost laughed when Master Ken said "Combat Karen"🤣
Master Ken is 100% right about majority of krav maga. And Master Ken actually showed a 100% better technique than the girl.
Kinda thought the same thing!!!
unironically
His views on Krav Maga are all in jest because really a lot of what he says about it isn't true it's just humor. However, the technique the woman showed has kind of been phased out of the KM curriculum in lieu of using the single handed pluck or the rotational defense normally reserved for a choke with a push. The reason being that if someone is going to choke you from the front, first off you can see it coming so you can deflect the on coming attack with a kick, a punch, a side step so that is the first thing that is taught, prevention. But if the attacker does get their hands around your throat it more than likely not going to be static, they are either going to push you or shake you kind of like Homer Simpson does so the rotational defense takes into account the natural reaction of taking a step backwards and building on that.
I should have reached out to you for my birthday 2 days ago! I will have that birthday shout out in 2022! All this years and still so dam funny!😂😂 restomp that groin!
tldw: No, she isn't deadly. Master Ken is of course the best martial artist in the world, but even idiots could kill Krav instructors that don't spar but FUNNIER
"In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, you are under arrest Chancellor"
Go ahead and say that to Yaron Lichtenstein or any Bukan Black Belt in the world. It's pretty much the only Martial Art I know that getting to Black Belt actually comes with a lot of sweat, AND blood.
@@goncalobaia1574 Generally speaking black belts do require several years of practice, a lot of sweat and often some blood as well. Outside the USA, that is. In McDojo's, it's different story.
The sad thing about this is both techniques were equally effective, but Ken was joking.
The even sadder thing is that Ken's joke technique had better principles of positioning and atemi than that Krav Maga crap.
@@AzraelCaptain Crap Maga
@@AzraelCaptain The technique she showed has pretty much been phased out in terms of teaching and is only really used for intro students to get them accustomed to the style and the way she showed it isn't how it's normally taught. However, the technique the woman showed has kind of been phased out of the KM curriculum in lieu of using the single handed pluck or the rotational defense normally reserved for a choke with a push. The reason being that if someone is going to choke you from the front, first off you can see it coming so you can deflect the on coming attack with a kick, a punch, a side step so that is the first thing that is taught, prevention. But if the attacker does get their hands around your throat it more than likely not going to be static, they are either going to push you or shake you kind of like Homer Simpson does so the rotational defense takes into account the natural reaction of taking a step backwards and building on that.
“Because if he does this for 45 minutes, Im going to pass out” - ROFL 🤣
how that comment didnt get the room laughing I dont know... I almost pissed myself. 🤣
"There might be situations when a woman would choke a man" - I felt that. Men abuse is a real thing. It's high time people actually take action against it!
So what are you doing to start us off bro ?
When's the protest you are organising being held ??
3:33 tho lmfao
Yep, women actually hit men more often than men hot women, it's just that it never gets reported.
oh no! anyway
Only if you tolerate it like a punk. I’ve been with many women and never had one put her hands on me. They know better.
Master Ken could play the real life version of OMNI Man - The Viltrumite from INVINCIBLE
I can't believe she said most men are stronger than most women. Master Ken I'm sure you will now be given a strike by youtube for her offensive statement.
Next question, where is Todd? Did he get a case of the new delta bravo wufo strand?
Riiiight? 🤣
I know right? I really appreciated her for that brief moment of lucidity... despite being a delusional bullshido artist she did have that one thing right.
@@TheCausalParadox What sucks is that she was
appealing to snowflakes, by even saying 'most' ,
the reality is that Men are stronger than Women,
wow, what would have been so hard about that,
it is a fact. Are there exceptions, hell yeah, but
you're so not likely to see a man attack a woman
that he isn't a hell of a lot stronger than, so there
I said it, and now I and my descendants are banned for life..
@@bikersoncall dude cyborg from the ufc would bend me over backwards with one arm.
Her saying most is appealing to snowflakes even though you just said woman are rarely stronger.
How you gonna call someone a snowflake of semantics like that. Most vs all with exceptions. Her sentence sounds way better.
@@MrEt894 It's blsht, so no
it's not 'way better' .
The first Master Ken video is like watching your first episode of the office. You're pretty sure it's bullshit, but it could be real, either way, it's f**king awesome.
A Krav Maga technique that doesn't involve kicking the knees or kneeing the groin? Yeah, I'm not convinced..
"I'd like to thank combat Karen for coming in here and showing us her koochie" LMAO 😅🤣😂😂❤️❤️
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
Kombat Karen defeats Ken by speaking to his manager :)
Yellow one 1 will never work on a stronger apponent.
Thats why there's yellow two.
Thank God you didn't state the
obvious, and use the word man.. lol
The great Master Ken that brought us the restomp the groin, now with the restomp the kuchi, thanks for your wisdom
Oh God.... I love just good old fashioned humor..... I wish you would make a movie..
Who agrees 🙂🙂🙂?
The guests were great. Good sports. As always, Master Ken was flawless.
Master Ken covers the MOST important areas of self defense.
These are the best kind of Master Ken videos
They both are such funny comedians, two hillarious techniques🤣
2:23 I legit thought someone in my house was sounding off find my iPhone
morris dancing without those dangerous sticks and bells. love it.
"If he does this for 45 minutes, I'm gonna pass out" haha
thank you sir master ken for the
righteous inspiration to prevail
i loved then end , what a good sport she was, with the Amera Do Te Bow , keep em coming Master ken 8-)
Ok I was genuinely laughing out loud at this.
my face muscles hurt because I smile a lot while watching his videos
Playing this at 0.75x speed makes Master Ken sound even more serious and impressive when teaching!
I trained in krav directly from one of the founder's students and I can 100% say that yes, civilian krav is FULL of bull. But that technique right there was wrong in so many layers that it managed to make master ken's defense look unironically more realistic lol
Yeah, it was strange. Maybe she should've done some kenpo or other technique more relevant to the school she's at.
I'm not even a martial artist any more, and I've never trained in Krav Maga, and even I was confused by that.
Like... You're a weaker, shorter person being attacked by a stronger, taller person... If (and it's a BIG if) you'd managed to do that superman thing without getting your head cracked against the nearest wall, why on earth would you put your attackers wrists into a lock AND THEN LET GO OF THEIR WRISTS?!
What the actual fuck?! 😂
Who did you train under?
She is just cracking up at him. I love it.
Is it just me or did M. Ken’s defense actually look legit? At least before the rolling the head. Like you’d have a pretty easy sweep or throw.
If shes blonde you only need to roll the head twice..
I use something called the seagull technique when choked. I vomit all over my opponent til they get sick and disgusted and leave me alone.
This dude is 1.5 hours away from me! Dang. So close and yet so far.
Master Ken. Can you make some video about how to defend ourselves from feminist or something like that
He doesn’t want to be insta-canceled
This man never gets old.......
OMG, loved this episode!
the final level of any training is to face off against Master Ken, so one can learn defeat.
Kuchi also means mouth. So... yeah, it checks out.
We had a saying, back in the day for certain people who professed to know everything......Kuchi Bushi....Mouth warrior.
I legit LOL'd at the "coochie" joke. Or would it be "Kuchi"?
Ken is the kinda guy who can walk into a bar and scare all the gunmen with a water pistol
Or scare all the women into leaving.
@@stefanschleps8758 🤣🤣🤣
Master ken has enormous amount of jutsu. No offense 😓 !
You're a legend. (The double entendre is a most difficult technique.)
Not the best episode, but still smile inducing.
DLC Master Ken in Mortal kombat.
I always wanted to learn Nym-Pho. Thank you.
That ninja krav maga yellow choke defence looks legit.. if defender is twice stronger than attacker. I hope tho someone will coach people how to do two-handed frontal choke properly.
Master Ken's technique as shown here, combined w/ Master Ken's alligator roll, would be very effective.
2:28 "Combat Karen" xD
I thought Master Ken was going to pop that kootchie!
Osuuuu!!! Now I shall implement these techniques.
Always very funny.
Thank you
All the giggling in the background had me cracking up. At least they were good sports about him talking MAD shit the whole Video lmao
Confused the KUSHY LOL 😂
Him and you did great in the paper Tigers hope to see you acting again
I went to a dojo where the instructor exactly taught us that choke thingy. I was like, so what if the guy who's choking me is stronger than me, like this guy here, I can't get his hands off me. He said "figure it out" I left the dojo right there.
*YEAH!* it's very dangerous to fight a female, specially when it's wearing only black mesh suit!
I have encountered once before, and know she has a 5 little ninjas!
THANKS GM
They are more dangerous because the groin stomp is ineffective on them
no so ineffective, no so ;)
This was Awesome 😍❤️♥️♥️💖
I would have to agree with Master Ken.
Dude master ken, you have a doppelganger in the persona of dale, of dust, an acronym for Detroit urban survival training, you should tune in, lm sure you could use the giggle, belly laugh, or outright gaffaw, hes a charmer.
2:02 even if you're the same size/strength as your opponent, this is almost impossible to do. Also how is she able to just stand there, wouldn't a bigger, stronger opponent move her around, maybe even push her to the ground?
Yes, you are absolutely correct.
Also, a "choke hold" like that is really ineffective as well but if you are up against a wall it can be a very stressful moment. If the attacker is stronger than her, she cannot get away like that. I think they haven't pressure tested that particular defense. On the other hand, maybe that was intentional, since it is a Master Ken episode :)
Yup, and thats why krav maga is useless (maybe im wrong, but I saw some videos about it)
yeah thats krav maga in a nutshell
2:00
Don't reckon that's gonna work either...
My next freed up $60 is going to a personalized roast compliments of Master Ken.
The restomp part is my favourite
Oh god, Master Ken is a veteran of the Great Coochie Wars?
Ken has a very strong stash 🤘🏼
imagine if Master Ken's stash got into a fight with Chuck Norris's beard. *head=peeeeeewwwwwww*
Combat Karen…………. Im dead😂
Hey, isn't that the dude in Paper Tigers with the Martial Club guys in it?
Ninja... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I like all the "street fight" self defense techniques, from people not having been on an ACTUAL fight were EVERYTHING GOES!!!
in case anyone wonders how ken can stay deadpan when everyone else is cracking up, it's called crazy glue
a straight kick in the Hoochy will work and a re stomp on Hoochy . LMFAO
This man can balance between man n woman aggression with a joke
master ken is the best
best warfare technique in the world
Words of wisdom from Master Ken
He taught me everything I know.
Combat Karen…..lol I’m dying
Kombat Karen and her Koochie, LMAO for 10 min!!
That wall outlet has no cover, not to code
Combat Karen: Not just speaking with the Manager - but also beating him up!
Don't mean to hate but wouldn't it make more sense to just jab your attacker's eyes if he has both hands on your throat.. I mean his face is right there and both your hands are free and within reach. Her technique also doesn't take into account momentum.. your attacker is gonna be pushing you and throw you off balance when he grabs your throat so you don't have that much time to react before you start gasping for air.
Today on “My boyfriend and I couldn’t fight off a cold”
"Combat karen" LOL the best LOL
The best defence is to not need to defend oneself . . . but, one cant always avoid such a situation. So, the second best defence is do so as fast as possible, as hard as possible and with as little effort as possible. There aint no way she will break that choke hold with what she is doing. The opponent (male OR female) will be squeezing so hard that even i could not pull the hands away from my throat. Period. Much faster and more effective to kick or knee to the groin. Even a little tap will loosen the choke. The dug thumbs or fingers into the eyes. Then run like hell. Boom. Boom. Run. Simple and effective.
Thank you for pointing out a healthly skepticism immediately following the notion of this being a "ninja" school.
I don't know why people don't get it. There. Are. No. Ninja.
There. Is. No. Ninjutsu.
Not in any ways that everyone seems to think.
So I dunno where the hell anybody got their "ninjutsu" from. TMNT I guess.
The Diaz brothers disagree
@@sinclairj7492 Yeah, ok. Being a ninja is about killing someone with an instrument that will be overlooked by people looking for the murder weapon. Rake. Spade. Stick. Hammers. Rocks. Commoners with no ties to the victims they spied on or killed. They were basically just stealthy mercenaries. No ninja magic, cool ninja weapons or one-touch kills.
Sho Kosugi marathons maybe?
Hattori Hanzo?
Ninjutsu is an actual martial art, but has been obscured by a lot of knowledge lost as well as knowl carefully guarded
I was learning ninjutsu from a sensei who was taught from one of the only few approved Senseis in America, and there are two different factions that actually used to have gang-wars with eachother
master ken is the fighting man's paul hunt