Nerd³ Plays... GTA V - 23 Micro-Challenges

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 8 років тому +127

    "I've accidentally fallen off here, and we're off to a flying start." Unintentional puns are the best kind of puns.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 8 років тому +327

    "What was the cause of death?"
    "We have determined that this man was killed by the Brutal Bouncer, the man who kills his victims by firing a fully automatic pistol that shoots explosive bullets at the ground, causing him to bounce around and kill everyone nearby."
    "How do you know?"
    *Camera zooms out to show hundreds of smoking craters and bullet holes*
    "Very complicated forensics, you wouldn't understand."

  • @Bro19999
    @Bro19999 8 років тому +482

    Nerdcubed completes GTA v book it right fucking now

    • @hadawaco
      @hadawaco 8 років тому +4

      That needs to happen..

    • @selebiekingbanana1192
      @selebiekingbanana1192 8 років тому +1

      Joshua Moorehead are ther not inuf play trou of it im not saying i dont wand it it wil be awesom if he did butt i get it if he dos not wand it do do

    • @Bro19999
      @Bro19999 8 років тому +20

      selebie king banana I put this sentence into google translate but it says thus language does not exist what language are you using so I can translate lol hope no hard feelings

    • @thescaredshadow
      @thescaredshadow 8 років тому +5

      He's already did it on his own 3 times now.

    • @selebiekingbanana1192
      @selebiekingbanana1192 8 років тому +1

      Joshua Moorehead im from belgie 😊 i speak dutch or you can try Netherlands thas dutch in dutch😁

  • @UnwiseWings0973
    @UnwiseWings0973 8 років тому +92

    "I may end up trying to go through his back door." - NerdCubed, 2017.

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 8 років тому +309

    The "get to Micheal's house in 90 seconds" one is like a mission from The Simpsons Hit And Run!

    • @Sinbad1999
      @Sinbad1999 6 років тому

      which one?

    • @ajthepoppunkkid8415
      @ajthepoppunkkid8415 6 років тому +11

      I assume he’s talking about the final three missions (Alien Autotopsy parts 1-3) where you have to drive from the power plant to the alien spaceship at the school with a barrel of nuclear waste in different cars with ever decreasing time limits.

    • @tenebrousnova636
      @tenebrousnova636 6 років тому +13

      I think Dan still has PTSD from that.

    • @shimpleton
      @shimpleton 6 років тому +1

      Alex Everett-last oh my god I have had that game since I was five and I still can't complete that mission

    • @gferrol118
      @gferrol118 6 років тому +1

      Alex Everett-last except this is easier

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 8 років тому +807

    Now, I'd like to see 23 mini challenges in Saints Row 2.

    • @PaulZeroSolis
      @PaulZeroSolis 8 років тому +32

      And I'd like to see 23 mini challenges in Just Cause 3.

    • @nitromagilou597
      @nitromagilou597 8 років тому

      That would be pretty awesome.

    • @markmccusker7368
      @markmccusker7368 8 років тому +12

      Matthew Cool 23 mini challenges in watch dogs 2

    • @gaalidas4836
      @gaalidas4836 8 років тому +15

      make that "the same 23 mini challenges" in any other game and I'm on board.

    • @voodooflux2152
      @voodooflux2152 8 років тому +15

      He should just make this a recurring series

  • @renzowijngaarden234
    @renzowijngaarden234 8 років тому +565

    OMG, my life is complete, I'm fanboying out so much I'm going to have a heart attack omg omg, he pronounced my name as wingardium leviosa that'll be my username everywhere from now on everything thank you so much Dan you made my year!!!!

    • @outdose9997
      @outdose9997 8 років тому +26

      k

    • @Gsxsmeneer
      @Gsxsmeneer 8 років тому +3

      i was looking for you

    • @deanb4643
      @deanb4643 8 років тому +1

      teun studio nerderlands zijn is kut xDe niemand zegt je naam goed

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 8 років тому +16

      Made your year? It's still January!

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 8 років тому +1

      Ja? Wel beter dan een Poolse achternaam hebben.
      The Nederlanders zeggen het fout, de Engelse zeggen het fout, Duitsers zeggen het fout...
      ... Als ze het al proberen. Meestal zien ze'n het an geven meteen op en gebruiken mijn voornaam...
      Tja. Lastige taal blijkbaar. XD

  • @oscarbristow1763
    @oscarbristow1763 8 років тому +123

    Dan beats 23 challenges...
    but only because he redefined them after losing.

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 років тому +38

    Dan's logic in Challenge 5 makes my school's Debate Team look like a bunch of Pre-Schoolers.

  • @Scorpia__
    @Scorpia__ 8 років тому +900

    not to be mistaken with micro transactions

    • @EVO6-
      @EVO6- 8 років тому +45

      HA! they share a word. hilarious.

    • @georgecallander4062
      @georgecallander4062 8 років тому +22

      EVO6reviews bad day?

    • @connorbranscombe766
      @connorbranscombe766 8 років тому

      Lol GTA has like 25 free DLC packs dickblow. Stop complaining about non required microtransactions.

    • @Scorpia__
      @Scorpia__ 8 років тому +6

      Connor Branscombe if you have not noticed not every game has a massive company supporting it or has made it (the game)

    • @Ash_Vulpine
      @Ash_Vulpine 8 років тому +2

      Connor Branscombe But all the DLC's have items that cost so much money you have to buy cards.

  • @sherpa111
    @sherpa111 8 років тому +95

    Mini challenges should be a series

  • @harrisonpeck5656
    @harrisonpeck5656 4 роки тому +5

    anyone else find this video to be really iconic and has had it replayed through there head for years ?

  • @alexisauld7781
    @alexisauld7781 8 років тому +27

    "Time to thread this fucking needle!" *SPLAT*

  • @myke.8715
    @myke.8715 8 років тому +26

    4:01 Nice Dolphin Mating Call There Dan xD

  • @JacobVoose
    @JacobVoose 8 років тому +11

    Half an hour of nerdcubed, challenges are back, GTA 5, I'm settled for life

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 6 років тому +2

    3:40. They did however say fly out to see and land on a ship. Though I suppose you already did fly out to sea and now your landing on the ship. They never said to do them at the same time. :)

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 8 років тому +53

    The last video NerdCubed will ever produce.
    You'll be the judge as for why

    • @BrainStormGaming
      @BrainStormGaming 8 років тому +7

      Because he's destroyed his schedule?

    • @Morrov
      @Morrov 8 років тому +40

      He did it to "cheer us up" after the inauguration

    • @TxnnxrFPS
      @TxnnxrFPS 8 років тому

      amit banai wait what

    • @Capelett
      @Capelett 8 років тому +9

      Tbh, I'm pretty happy about it.

    • @samcecere9924
      @samcecere9924 8 років тому +1

      wait what

  • @diederik6710
    @diederik6710 8 років тому +235

    schedule is fucked, but im okay with it

  • @thelittleginger6002
    @thelittleginger6002 8 років тому +1

    This is what I love about NerdCubed. Before I even click on the video I know I'm going to enjoy it. 10/10 would watch again.

  • @yume5338
    @yume5338 7 років тому +26

    That last challenge proves GTA 5 is the ultimate game.

  • @johnhansen6411
    @johnhansen6411 8 років тому +183

    I'd say more Just Cause 3.. anyone agrees?

  • @Trash_prince
    @Trash_prince 8 років тому +19

    27:51 WHEN YOU ACE "INSPIRE" AMIRITE?

  • @UhhDylan
    @UhhDylan 6 років тому +11

    The "kill every member of Michael's family" guy has the same name as me and now I'm confused because that means that there are 2 people called Dylan Harrison that watch Dan

    • @NojoJojo598
      @NojoJojo598 4 роки тому

      So which one is the Synth?

    • @UhhDylan
      @UhhDylan 4 роки тому +4

      Not me. I am a real human who likes to do human stuff like respiration and card games

  • @corgipants3840
    @corgipants3840 8 років тому +1

    0:03 "What a thrill..."

  • @CosylandWhispers
    @CosylandWhispers 8 років тому +7

    My favourite GTAV challenge;
    -Go to the tunnel under military base on Grand Senora Highway
    -Enable cheats/invincibility
    -Build as big a vehicle pileup as possible
    -Try to touch the top of the tunnel by climbing on the burned out husks of vehicles

  • @thepokeprof7482
    @thepokeprof7482 8 років тому +4

    I was most impressed by the duck hunt and the pool land. Please do this again!!

  • @Jodabomb24
    @Jodabomb24 8 років тому

    16:53 Rigel is never going to let us forget that this happened. Thanks a lot, Dan.

  • @hammyjammies
    @hammyjammies 8 років тому +28

    The intro isn't really a flying start, more a falling start. WAHEY PUNS

  • @alexfla1803
    @alexfla1803 8 років тому +1

    I love this video so much, Dan sounds like he's having fun and his laughter is so infectious! I hope there are more of these!

  • @Robman92
    @Robman92 7 років тому

    Challenge 17 could have been an entire video on its own. Loved it. Loved all of these challenges!

  • @toyotaprius79
    @toyotaprius79 8 років тому +3

    Some one please create a gif of the last challenge!
    It has been years since Dan has made laughed so hard. If Sasha and/or "Hello Procrastinators" was in the video, I would be eternally happy.

  • @OnxClips
    @OnxClips 8 років тому +6

    Don't remember the last time I laughed as loudly as when I saw that dog watching the crash

    • @georgiajames9478
      @georgiajames9478 8 років тому

      EternitysFall I know right, it was hilarious :')

  • @bob8is8cool
    @bob8is8cool 8 років тому +1

    I haven't laughed that hard in so long when the dog saw the plane crash into the pool. Thanks Dan

  • @thefirkman7400
    @thefirkman7400 8 років тому +1

    Me: This is a very funny video!
    Mouthbreathers of the Internet: DID HE JUST ASSUME THAT DOG'S GENDER AT 34:36?!?!? I"M TRIGGERED!!!!!!

  • @cfov
    @cfov 8 років тому +1

    Brilliant! I haven't LMAO like that for a long while. Glad you got back to fun with GTA V

  • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
    @Hana.Behl-Lecter 7 років тому

    "find a dog and don't let anyone get within 50 feet of it...for IT IS THE CHOSEN ONE"
    😂
    hahaha that's the best fucking thing I've ever heard

  • @chimpaflimp
    @chimpaflimp 8 років тому +216

    I just checked your Patreon and holy shit. 60 grand a year off of Patreon alone. No wonder you can afford all that Lego.

    • @T-Fyre
      @T-Fyre 8 років тому +3

      SkyFire that's still ~$10,000 a year.

    • @themightylord3879
      @themightylord3879 8 років тому +22

      10000 a year isn't great. I know he has youtube money too but all in all, it's not much

    • @guard13007
      @guard13007 8 років тому +13

      $10,000 a year is shit. I'm super poor and I (used to at least) have more than that. I was still pretty freaking poor when I had that much.

    • @teamstokma7994
      @teamstokma7994 7 років тому +2

      A Totally Ordinary Aubergine more than i will earn :(

    • @DAXminer-g1g
      @DAXminer-g1g 7 років тому +1

      Guard13007 10.000 a year is actually having a pretty decent salary here in my country. 😀🇨🇴

  • @whatscout78
    @whatscout78 8 років тому +87

    23 micro challenges in JC3 plzzz

    • @hamishtaylor132
      @hamishtaylor132 7 років тому +1

      Awwww you're a good little dohmeat, aren't you!!!!!!

    • @Soapix
      @Soapix 7 років тому +1

      Nope only 11 challenges

  • @maxfilms4720
    @maxfilms4720 8 років тому

    Channels are fucking dedicated to GTA train videos and Dan unintentionally makes the best one.

  • @mikeyregan3615
    @mikeyregan3615 8 років тому +1

    one of my favourite videos of yours for a while. NICELY DONE!

  • @dapperpickle7161
    @dapperpickle7161 8 років тому +5

    I splooge myself when there is a GTA Nerdcubed vid.

  • @tolbeanqueen1174
    @tolbeanqueen1174 8 років тому +7

    earliest ive ever come to a video i am happy

  • @haroldmcg981
    @haroldmcg981 8 років тому +2

    this is the nerd we know and love, back to GTA

  • @jameskoffarnus
    @jameskoffarnus 8 років тому +10

    number 23 will shock you!

  • @Kekkle-
    @Kekkle- 8 років тому +1

    my favorite video from dan. i hope he does more like this.

  • @Nauz
    @Nauz 8 років тому

    The challenge with him "following" the dog is basically every "follow the NPC" task in video games. the player is faster than the NPC and in this instance DAN IS THE NPC

  • @gordonmacgregor7668
    @gordonmacgregor7668 5 років тому +3

    "I have no idea what birds are" - NerdCubed 2017

  • @cuminte
    @cuminte 8 років тому +5

    27:17 HOW TO STOP THE TRAIN IN GTA V CLICKBAIT MEME

  • @TxnnxrFPS
    @TxnnxrFPS 8 років тому +1

    BACK AT IT AGAIN, Nerd3 Old Skool

  • @oliviaakatee
    @oliviaakatee 8 років тому +1

    I couldn't breath at challenge 7
    (Try's to throw one bomb through door, door closes) Dan: God damn it! (Try's to throw another bomb through door, door closes again) Dan: F!!CK YOU DOOR!!!!

  • @hypetia1145
    @hypetia1145 8 років тому +2

    "I have no idea what birds are... errh, I mean fuck you." - Dancubed2017

  • @pale2457
    @pale2457 8 років тому +3

    Dan is starting to laugh more and more like his Dad.

  • @katiep1708
    @katiep1708 8 років тому

    Aww Renzo, calling the cropduster a sprinkler plane! That is adorable. Bless

  • @T4NKF1N9
    @T4NKF1N9 8 років тому

    0:39 expected to hear him shout at the top of his lungs: "EJECTOR SEAT-KOUR!"

  • @NuSpirit_
    @NuSpirit_ 8 років тому +1

    Challenge(s) video? Dan I LOVE YOU! This was seriously something I missed the most on your channel :)

  • @samuelmumby7982
    @samuelmumby7982 8 років тому +19

    The last two had me in stitches. 10/muthafuckin10

  • @MrBusrunner
    @MrBusrunner 8 років тому +2

    "wheels are out"
    Yeah Dan they're going to be really helpful.

  • @joshuatheawesome9440
    @joshuatheawesome9440 8 років тому

    Easily the best nerdcubed video I've seen recently.

  • @MrHeavyXD
    @MrHeavyXD 8 років тому

    The dog at 34:20 cracked me up, probably the funniest part of the whole video

  • @devman3053
    @devman3053 8 років тому +1

    Brilliant video to show thanks to Patreon supporters.

  • @GameHoardGame
    @GameHoardGame 8 років тому +1

    I'd like to thank the Patreon guys for this as well, this is hilarious, you wonderful bastards.

  • @wrath2509
    @wrath2509 7 років тому

    i just think of the family coming home to find a jet in their pool, and the dogs like "What?"

  • @cr_io
    @cr_io 8 років тому

    One of the videos that's made my laugh the hardest in a long time on this channel

  • @SpirusOfH
    @SpirusOfH 8 років тому +4

    kept wanting him to say "Tell you what, let's try that one more time" on the ones he failed...

  • @ParallaxScene
    @ParallaxScene 8 років тому +2

    I love how you put the wheels out to land upside down.

    • @graffdey2813
      @graffdey2813 7 років тому +2

      ShadowRecon it slows the plane/jet

  • @yolkwithyog8837
    @yolkwithyog8837 8 років тому

    It is the best to hear Dan make references to places I live :)

  • @optimusmoose9171
    @optimusmoose9171 8 років тому +3

    yesssssssss a gtav vid dan you didnt read my mind but i like to think you did hey when is the next season of planet coaster

  • @MrBluebirds1990
    @MrBluebirds1990 8 років тому +1

    this needs to be a series

  • @tjexplore8059
    @tjexplore8059 8 років тому

    This was the funniest challenges episode in a while please can you make more like this?

  • @charlieluck5276
    @charlieluck5276 8 років тому +1

    Bloody love Nerdcubed, you make such good content that is SO funny.

  • @keatonhunter860
    @keatonhunter860 8 років тому

    32:36
    And at that moment, Michael knew, he fucked up.

  • @macsthepanda2136
    @macsthepanda2136 8 років тому +2

    Oh that was cool the intro was him walking on the HollyWeed sign

  • @andersmith1484
    @andersmith1484 6 років тому

    34:17 when I pass a test I didn’t study for

  • @albo__7804
    @albo__7804 8 років тому

    5:35 amazing transition

  • @needlesstng5190
    @needlesstng5190 8 років тому +1

    "Don't bark at the dog" -Daniel Hardcastle

  • @Minimikeish
    @Minimikeish 7 років тому

    Protect the dog was easily the funniest part of this video haha :D

  • @RaptoroftheRiver
    @RaptoroftheRiver 8 років тому

    lol that dog standing there after the jet ejecter seat pool challange cracked me up :P

  • @supershrek99
    @supershrek99 8 років тому +1

    more of these micro challenges please Dan

  • @andrewmay3663
    @andrewmay3663 5 років тому

    2:50 dan completely forgetting about the cargo ships at the docks

  • @timbus2
    @timbus2 8 років тому

    This is top quality Nerd3 content right here.

  • @CraparellaSmorrebrod
    @CraparellaSmorrebrod 8 років тому +2

    Those last 2 challenges were really entertaining. I have tears in my eyes from laughing :-D

    • @samholdsworth3957
      @samholdsworth3957 3 роки тому +1

      And I have feces in my shorts because I had diarrhea and when I laughed it squirted out uncontrollable

  • @noahfrench7412
    @noahfrench7412 8 років тому +6

    "We're off to a flying start." Well, more like a falling start...

  • @olliepop369
    @olliepop369 8 років тому

    Oh. My. God!
    I was in hysterics when he started tumbling through the air with his explosive Uzi!

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 8 років тому

    2:41 Good thing Michael doesn't have a cape...

  • @TRGTACE
    @TRGTACE 8 років тому

    Protecting the dog is basically the bodyguard challenge you did a couple of years ago. lol

  • @jefflol4991
    @jefflol4991 8 років тому

    Really? I literally needed something to do for 38 minutes exactly and this is here. Awesome

  • @Cycles-8
    @Cycles-8 8 років тому

    I REALLY like this format

  • @shimpleton
    @shimpleton 6 років тому +1

    Wouldn't the shark never have existed to be killed so he technically failed that micro challenge

  • @coop3g
    @coop3g 8 років тому +3

    i've been playing this game since Day 1, and I just found out you could get into the control tower...

  • @bensanford969
    @bensanford969 8 років тому

    This is why you should bring challenges back

  • @MrQuinc123
    @MrQuinc123 8 років тому +1

    Challenge 7 was kill every member of Michaels family in sixty seconds but you didn't kill your self so you failed

  • @waffledpalisade3279
    @waffledpalisade3279 8 років тому

    Actually I counted, you were exactly in 60 seconds for killing Michaels family. (Not including the Maid)
    Congrats Dan.

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 8 років тому +2

    FUCK YOU DOOR! < = *breaks down laughing*

  • @Vashtanerada477
    @Vashtanerada477 8 років тому

    Challenge 22 is legit an exact copy of a video Achievement Hunter did ages ago. Not that I'm complaining, it's an amazing challenge.

  • @massimocole9689
    @massimocole9689 7 років тому

    "ALL I WANT IS A SHARKS WITH FRICKING LASERS!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK!!"

  • @ytv5143
    @ytv5143 8 років тому

    11:17, when you translate it, it means wine garden

  • @littler0q
    @littler0q 8 років тому

    34:32 that dog is me everyday

  • @itzjustme9150
    @itzjustme9150 8 років тому +1

    This video is the funniest video I have seen today, by the way great jib on your vids m8

  • @imageeknotanerd9897
    @imageeknotanerd9897 8 років тому +1

    Challenge 6 (helicopter on a train) reminds me of that episode of Firefly. I approve.

  • @mosathrafeek5117
    @mosathrafeek5117 8 років тому

    one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in a while😂😂