Am I Missing Something Here?
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Five Guys has recently relesed their new Patty Melt! Featuring a Beef Patty, American Cheese sandwiched between two toasted buns. What I received left me confused and plainly asking, am I missing something here? Maybe I am!
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eat me next
I’m here to suggest being Reviewbrah for Halloween, to anyone who can’t decide.
Hope all is well Reviewbrah! Are you going to review the Sonic Smash 🍔? I think it's pretty good!
I wish Arby's would bring back their chicken cordon blue! Best fast food sandwich!!
7:46 was hilarious 😄👍🏼
"I understand what it is supposed to be." A phrase I often use at fast food joints.
The end product and oversized picture of it in the ad dont seem to match up?
@@obsever97 10 dollars for two sad flipped buns, cheese and processed beef.
@@clursunny"cheese"
"If it makes another appearance, I'm just gonna do what I need to do."
Chilling words from ReviewBrah
Pray for the man unfortunate enough to hear those words
thank god, someone is going to give the Five Guys what they deserve
@@SykoFox Yeah, ‘tastes like a Burger King cheese burger’ BAM, take that 5 GUYS 👎
Merc it
lol
In my opinion, an original "real" patty melt is a beef patty with Swiss cheese and grilled onions on lightly toasted rye bread. The best patty melt I've ever had was a beef patty with Swiss cheese on top, American cheese on the bottom, grilled onions, on toasted white bread with thousand island dressing.
In my area, a patty melt has rye bread.
Without grilled onions and rye bread it's not a patty melt. As he says, succinctly, it IS a grilled cheese sandwich with a beef patty.
@@Alienfanatic exactly i get this all the time already
Yes, a patty melt has cheese and onions on grilled rye.
Steak n shake had a great patty melt back in the day
Yup, that's what we like to call a scam. upside down hamburger buns does not make a patty melt/grill cheese. Nice call.
Way back burgers has been doing this for years as the cheesey burger
Wow, can't even afford some real sourdough? Just flipping regular buns over. Sad. Lol
Right? That's literally just a double cheeseburger.
What's worse is It cost's 18 bucks for large combo.
A plain ol’ cheese burger, but like one from from Burger King 👎. Poor Brah!
It's basically the same thing McDonalds does by mixing what they have available to try to make something new without actually adding anything different.
I'm pretty sure that's Taco Bell's complete business plan. Seems to work for them😂
@@markeldred5541it seems to get my business every time
The companies are losing sales and customers, so they try and make gimmick items to boost interest back up. They're counting on the consumer going "WOOAW NEW ITEM MUST BUY!!!". Of course the reason why the sales are dropping is because the food has major quality and pricing issues. But until the companies admit that, we'll keep getting disgusting frankenitems like the one above
To be fair to taco bell, that describes most Mexican cuisine in the US. It's all the same ingredients (beans, rice, choice of meat, and cheese/guacamole) in different shapes. It true whether you're paying $30 per entree or grabbing a $2 snack at 2am.
All restaurants cross pollenate.
Crazy that a burger establishment would actually call this a "Patty Melt". Waffle House does better. Five Guys should be ashamed.
Not just any five guys though, they should probably work for the company.
WH is actually good; or so years of teen/20s drunk/high 3am meals have told me decades ago
When overpriced burger joints know that a good majority of people are dumb enough to pay whatever they want them to, they feel emboldened to release any crap that comes to mind
"Come on down and get our not cheeseburger!"
-Five Guys
70$ for 2 burgers fries and a kids . Nope
If you went to 5 guys, you are missing something, probably a large portion of your wallet
Then buy garbage instead.
I guess 2 guys cooked and 3 guys took. (The money)
@@rickybobby8224 5 guys isnt garbage? Fanboys mad
Truth!
@moss550M just say you’re poor bro
Food aside, thank you for your kind words on Paul's final video a while back. He's a great guy and will be missed, and I think it was very respectable of you to pop in there and pay your respects. Thanks John.
I agree! 💯👍
what video was that?
@@lucasmalley8867Paul Harrells “I’m Dead “ video.
The nibble
The 2nd nibble
The chalice
The side glance
The insect story
The suspense is killing me!!!
If it’s not on rye bread, is it even a patty melt? I’ve heard of American cheese on a patty melt but I do believe a traditional is with Swiss cheese.
Sourdough is acceptable. But an inverted hamburger 🍔 bun is ridiculous.
"If it looks like a Cheeseburger, smells like a Cheeseburger & tastes like a Cheeseburger" But it's called a "Patty-Melt ?" - Sounds your Typical Government Politician at Work.
😂😂😂😂😂
It's a patty and it's melted
i'll never forget the tweet
"i just ordered 5 Guys through Doordash, I should've just bought a frickin yacht"
🏆 you win the comments!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@user-ph6yh4hs9z yaaaayyy
My Merlin bird ID app did confirm that it was a Blue Jay. He knows his burgers and birdies. 💯
I use that too! That's how I ID'd a Great Blue Heron that landed in my yard 😮
I mean he can visibly see them and they are unique in color
@@RT-qd8yl How did you not know what a blue heron is? It is the big blueish one. You know, one of the few birds that appears as though it is walking on stilts? Or maybe I am confused and that is a turkey.
I recognized it cause it's my state bird :D
(I hate it here tho lmao)
Yesterday I was busy. I thought to myself, "I'm in the mood for a fast food treat tonight......Nope, I'm not dropping $10+ for unenjoyable garbage." Then you drop this video that basically sums up how I feel whenever I consider eating fast food.
I spent $12 at McDonald’s the other day after not having eaten fast food for months. Considered it a treat - I got a McDouble w/cheese (two patties, one slice of cheese), a 10-piece McNugget, and a small french fry. That’s all. $12. Now, the double w/cheese is worth it, you are getting about as much meat & cheese as a Quarter Pounder but less bun (a 👍🏻 in my book) , but I did notice the nuggets are thinner than ever, noticeably so. I thought maybe it was one or two, but all ten were much thinner than the last time I had one (years ago). My last complaint, when did FF places stop salting the fries??? Luckily I keep a few packs of condiments like ketchup and salt for these kindds of situations. Overall, B+ on the burger, D for the nuggets, and F on the fries before I salted them, then only a B.
You still can't go wrong with IN -n - OUT if you have them where you live.
@@vincedibona4687 Reslistically, you should have paid $7 for what you ordered. That isn't even taking into account that they shrank the sizes. As for the burger, each patty is 1/10 of a pound pre cooked. 1/5 of a pound vs the 1/4 pound. They used to make up for it with a better overall price, but now? IDK. You could have gotten a lot more at a full service restaurant for the same $12. The food would have been better too.
I never do a fast food thing without the coupons they send.
I only go when I have a good deal 😂 where I live they have whopper Wednesday for $3, that's about what a whopper is worth to me lol
3:37 Reviewbrah dropping bars
😂
😂
This man is the Walter Cronkite of fast food.
Ohhh Papa, you are Everything ♥️♥️♥️!!!!
10 $ for a cheeseburger with extra cheese and inverted buns? This isn't grilled cheese and definitely NOT a patty melt. It's a scam burger.
“ScamBurger!” I love it 😻
A real patty melt, is Swiss cheese, grilled onions, two thin patty’s on grilled rye bread. Very juicy and crispy. That one is a disaster!
I concur! Sourdough rye divine.
That looks like a hamburger that came off of my uncle's grill.......You sir, look MARVELOUS and the setting / attire *kisses fingertips*
Next time use the term chef kiss. It's more recognizable
*licks fingertips*
🤌
Jack in the box usually has something like this every year, their sourdough bread with a large beef patty, grilled onions and 2 slices of cheese. When I use to work there I would make this for myself alot because I liked it so much
A real Patty melt is supposed to have grilled onions, and cheddar cheese, not American cheese, and yes, the bread is supposed to be crunchy and toasted on the grill.
They're called "Hacks" because they don't know what they're doing. 10 bucks for THAT? Five Guys is the scene of a crime. 👀
That looks completely plastic & unappealing. Are you sure you weren't served the demonstration model? They inverted the buns of a normal cheeseburger ... brilliant.
Wah wah wah 😩. Such a fail!
Certainly more of a Pity Melt. It's a pity the buns aren't grilled. It's a pity there's only one kind of cheese. And it's a pity they're charging $10 for it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣what a joke that burger is!
Reviewbrah is a ray of light in our darkest hour.
To be sure, your local Five Guys may just be entering another slump. At least you still have Chick-fil-A!
The bug leads me to think that you are used to dealing with important issues, those hard hitting problems that confront us in today's society. Stay in charge my hero!
You didn't mention if yours had grilled onions. With no grilled onions, it would have been just a cheeseburger. The addition of those is the main difference between a cheeseburger and a patty melt. Also, patty melts are traditionally served on rye toast, but they are not necessarily known for crunchiness, not like grilled cheese sandwiches anyway. I like to add tomato slices to my patty melts, and thousand island dressing. There was a restaurant (don't remember the name) that called that sandwich combination a "Frisco Melt".
That is Steak n Shake. We still have one in town and that is my kids order, every time. Looks and tastes way better than what he just had.
@@staceyn2541 Thank you. Your kids have good taste.🙂
Sourdough bread is an acceptable choice as well I think. Plain bread or a bun is just a burger 🍔.
Whoever made that sandwich gave absolutely 0 f**ks.
Yes
Ours went out of business because of the prices and low quality
YES,, You are missing something....A Patty Melt..Because that is NOT one,, It is as you said,, Just a regular cheeseburger..You got Bamboozled Reviewbrah.
This just goes to show how elite and consistent In N Out preparation and quality is. Five Guys can't even make a patty melt consistent. lol
Five guys vs. In n Out is like the comparison between Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks pertaining to inconsistency. DD is always a surprise what coffee you're going to get ,whereas Starbucks is always perfect.
"It was a hidden menu item!"
Yeah...maybe it should've stayed that way
$10 for THIS? our country is doomed
Can we cut it down to three guys and make it $7?
I've never seen a nation in such stark decline as the $10 Patty Melt States of America
Bidenomics at work. 😂
@@OGStinkywizzleteats That's definitely worth like $3 at the very most.
"A grille cheese sandwich with a burger patty..."
So, a cheesburger?
A crappy one with nothing on it.
I was a short order cook as a teenager and the key to a good patty melt is balance: a hamburger on grilled rye topped with swiss and grilled/smothered onions . I've found processed cheeses add too much richness to it and overpower the whole thing.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Isn't everyone's nowadays?
It happens.
Be original
@@dietcoke759 Says the corporate soda.
@@MrNoucfeanoryou tell um
10 dollars for a cheeseburger? Wow.... Ridiculous
$10 for that?! 🤦♂️
Their fries are like $5 now it's crazy.
Messed up part is, if you had said it cost $18, it would've been believable that 5 guys would charge that much. Truthfully, $10 was too much.
No grilled onions? No Swiss cheese?, No rye bread? NO SALE!
Oh no someone needs to give ReviewBrah the secret handshake so he can partake in everything he is missing. Its the zesty suit that is throwing them off. They think you are a secret agent.
what zestiness were you picking up on?
I’d say the tie.
@@vincedibona4687Yep
Five Guys is highway robbery.
The most overrated fast food restaurant of all time, hands down.
true
This is a fact. Mediocre quality at an extortion price.
I liked it but I can't justify it anymore
New York City prices in rural America
No way I would pay $10 for that
I don’t even get fries and a drink
Agreed
Looks like about $1/bite.
Rye bread plus caramelized onions of course….. come on five guys call things by their name . That is just like Reviewbruh said’ just a grilled cheese with a hamburger patty’
I like that he's more interested in the flying insect than the sandwich
Your stories are always the most white knuckle of thrill rides, Mr. Brah.
A patty melt is a hamburger made with ground beef, melted cheese, and caramelized onions on griddled rye bread.
"Those blue jays are in agreement. Thats right you tell 'em!" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Very cool tie, sir!
Ikr!? He has great taste in ties
I'm bettin' he knows where all the good vintage clothes shops are.
The difference is upside down buns and about $4 more expensive because they gave it a cute little name.
The inconsequential burger caused a time lapse stroke in our boy here. He is the best at keeping our interest. Go Review Brah.
Worst service I ever had was at a Five Guys. The guy taking our order was a complete nightmare and I will NEVER return.
Oooo what's the tea?
same here in San Antonio
I've noticed this seems to be the situation with almost every chain. :(
Love that tie!! Reminds me of castle windows! Honestly love your whole tie collection 🤩
Me too, i was thinking that tie is looking niice!
Seven out of ten is too generous for what you were served.
Five Guys need to shutdown or rework their prices. $19 for a small cheeseburger, fries and soda.
Maybe Five Guys thought that the appeal would be the upside down buns, like people would go, "Ooh, the buns are upside down! Isn't that interesting? You don't see that everyday... So cool! Mmm, it still tastes like a cheeseburger but doesn't look like one - this is so fun! This whole experience was worth a whole $10!"
He threatens violence at 7:00. I could always tell he was a closet GANGSTER.
Nothing worse than a mid patty melt.
The energy that ReviewBrah brought to this video is inspirational. The passion, the intensity, the focus. Thank you for changing lives, one food review video at a time.
The five guys in my town still has posters on the wall bragging about awards they won in 2003.
This dude could be christopher walkens son
He definitely needs more cowbell.
Reviewbrah nailed this review!
That is a totally bogus item. Wrong bread (you need rye), wrong cheese (you need Swiss cheese) and missing an ingredient (grilled onions). They couldn’t even manage to fry the bun to crispy.
A total failure.
No way do I take my family of 4 there! I’m single, a bacon cheese burger, Fries and a drink 18.46. I know this because I couldn’t believe it and haven’t been back in over a year. I can go to Longhorn steakhouse or any chain steakhouse during lunch and get a very nice lunch for under $10. The current pricing model I don’t feel can be sustained. Five Guys Know this
The only difference between that and a cheese burger is they took 3/4 the ingredients off.
Yes texture is missing. I think a crispy cheese chaffle around that patty melt would be perfection. Come to Connecticut and I'll make you one 😊
Connecticut is a hidden gem for all kinds of food.
You never fail to keep it interesting!
Get reported bot.
I was gonna take it out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've never been a fan of patty melts anyway, but the only difference I've found between a cheeseburger and a patty melt is the patty melt is normally done on sandwich bread and not on a bun. And the whole thing is grilled like a ham and cheese. Never cared for a patty melt because they are bland.
For me, it's not a Patty Melt w/out some grilled Onions... My favorite Fast-Food or Diner Patty Melt is the one from Whataburger on Grilled Texas Toast.
hell yeah the Patty Melt is the only thing i ever get from Whataburger
I just had Patty Melt at Freddy’s yesterday. Rye bread, Swiss, grilled onions, ask for extra, not extra charge, Combo. 10.00 incl fries or new tater tots(delish) an drink. Grilled to perfection.
10 bucks for that is insane
My dog loves to fall asleep listening to your voice. Stay well, Review Brah. Stay well.
"American cheese" isn't even cheese.
It’s an honor to be this early for my glorious king
Every time I’m preparing food at my house, I will watch your videos while I’m waiting. Then, I will pause the video until I’m ready to sit and eat. As I sit down with my food, I press play again and I swear, it’s like on queue, you are saying “it’s goin’ in”. Almost feels like I’m not eating by myself. Always nice to share a bite with ya, my friend.
😁 Tell me the USA's economy is bad without saying "it's bad"
$10.00 plain Cheeseburgers :)
@4:30 -- yeah, can confirm... that's a cheeseburger. I heard your description and thought I misunderstood... but no, i heard correctly... they just named it wrong 🤣😂🤣🤪🤪
Enjoyed every second vid! You nailed it!
Get reported bot.
You usually have to go to a diner for a true Patty Melt..TRUST ME a true Patty Melt & a vanilla malt is a one way ticket to Yummsville!! 👀👅❤️
After watching about 100 of his videos I now think “goin in” is my favorite part.
Unsure why it’s my new fave.
I was thinking the same... as you mentioned, "this looks like the Burger King melts". Love your outdoor reviews and you always make my days brighter!♥
Man go get some plants for that sunroom. That room could be an amazing oxygen sanctuary. It's the best legal healthy high you can have.
But what if he filled it with pot plants? Would it then be the best illegal healthy high?
@@wesscotchdog9078 Even if he didn't do anything with the pot plants they are crazy CO2 scrubbers. It would be irresponsible not to have a few scattered in there with some spider plants, pothos, aloe and palms.
Jhon wick that humming bird😂 standing on business
A patty melt is a marketing scam in the first place.
Soggy cheeseburger, yum. Never been to 5 Guys now I never have to!
6:45 solitude
I feel like every single time I walk into five guys, there’s some kind of sensor that knows I’m there and immediately and permanently raises the price of every item on the menu by 2 dollars
😂😂😂😂😂
5:20 that bird be making munching sounds.
You can buy 2 pounds of 80/20 ground beef for $10 where I live.
Yup! You're definitely missing something...TEN BUCKS!!🤣 I refuse to pay their crazy high prices!
No drink and Frys? And 10 bucks!? Yikes!
A patty melt is beef patty with Swiss cheese, and caramelized onions on griddled seeded rye bread. Sourdough and Texas toast are an acceptable substitution in some regions.
The best fast food patty melt in my eyes is from Freddy's.
I truly do not understand how 5 guys stays in business with the prices they charge. They lost me as a customer years ago.
Us too after the 1st lousy expensive meal. Eveidently our whole town felt that way because they are out of business years ago.
To achieve a crisp grilled texture to any bread goes out the window as soon as you wrap a hot sandwich in paper,foil, whatever. It steams and softens the surfaces.
Was barely even beginning to toast when he showed how soft the inside out burger bun was. Pitiful!
7:46 LOL 🕊️
Five Guys prices are outrageous.
Beef patty,Swiss cheese and grilled onions on rye bread,it's not hard. Five Guys should change their name to Five Clowns. 🤷♂️
Review brah for president 2024
Hells yes!
I concur