Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
Its 11:59am im green out high. I’ll watch this 13 minute video and fall asleep at the 11 minute mark wake up remembering nothing. Just life in a big city
At the end of the day, Andre Ranch, your comment is all about the end of the day. Edit: Correction, if it were 11:59pm, then your comment would be all about the end of the day.
I clicked on the link they mentioned, signed up for their mailing list. I'm guessing the merch is still on the way??? Someone, perhaps even Ben, should clarify all of this.
I’ve listened to every episode on you tube and Patreon since Fake Business # 216 and ton’s of old episodes. This is one of Tim’s most Hilarious rants of all time. This is up there with the Ghislaine Thanksgiving Tale, Fake Business, America’s party is over, Air Bnb war etc. The merch is ok but the pitch and scenario Tim lays out made me cry and almost pee my pants. I had to buy a hoodie after hearing this.😂🤷♂️
I just finished listening to the podcast and was dying the entire time he was ranting about his merch. The people at the supermarket probably thought I was a lunatic, but fuck'em.
Another wonderful sermon. We are left with a choice of being able to eat or stay warm, but what about the sales of this merch? As usual we are being distracted by the MSM
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
I caught this live yesterday. While watching the last few minutes of this pod I was on the edge of my seat. Tim built this up, then built it up some more, then more, and more. It wasn't laughing OL the entire rant, but it was special. And brilliant. Now I realize that I'm in the minority afa Ben is concerned, but when he pert near fell off his chair laughing a few times it really made me think Tim is underpaying him.
The depths of Tims soul that this came out of...Hes a fucked up dude. Coke use at 13. Thank god he is here with us now. A beacon for us damaged souls. He knows it too.
Air BnB party in Joshua Tree where we throw homeless in a pot to celebrate Tims eventual coronation as king of England. Sunglasses are required, failure to conform is grounds for immediate execution.
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
When you see talent at this level you just stand in aww. Bill Burr is an elite caliber ranter but even he isn't up to Tim's caliber. This is god level of ranting that no one has ever reached.
thank you tim i needed to hear this. My babies mother kept nagging me saying she “needs money for baby formula and diapers” and blah blah. Blah. I told her i don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. I blocked her # and signed up for the merch. This will go down as the best 9/11 in history. #neverforget
Its good to meet another person who's damaged mind has found an 'outside the box' door. But I dont know if people are ready to grasp this type of thinking, other than its entertainment value.
I was about to end my life but now I'm waiting for Tim's merch to arrive so I can do it right. Thanks Tim for the extra few days!
🤣
You almost fucked up
🤦🏼💁🏼
bro this made me laugh so hard
I wish you well.
*Tee off*
Boy he knows his target audience
Tim's decision to celebrate Halloween early by dressing up like a pumpkin was a nice touch.
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
😂
This man is in a league of his own, no one else quite like him.
Absolutely true
in terms of being a great talker and looking like a pumpkin mr trumps all ice got
This shit hit home a little more than it should have.
"IVE GOT MYSELF A PODCAST TO LISTEN TO"
And they just said there's merch......
Can’t believe Ben is just trying to rob Tim of his hard earned merch money
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
its not even a surprise to most of us now
#BenIsEvil
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite Tim rants. It’s getting hard to keep track of them all at this point, it’s a real knife fight out there.
Tim is so humble
And patient with the ever incompetent Ben
True saint
As someone who lives in albany, I feel relief knowing how it will end. Thank you tim.
It will end BAD
I don’t need the approval of my bitch wife because this hoodie will give me more joy than she ever could
“Cause she finished college and you didn’t” 💀
It shows incredible loyalty from Tim that he puts up with Ben's incompetence. Ben is never paying attention during work....too busy on Stormfront
Damn, spicy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormfront_(website)
@@elektrotehnik94 Yep. It ain't exactly the H3H3 subreddit
Ben puts the Avery in slavery once again
@@breakfastfoodanddarkhaired280 *summons holy water, garlic & cross*
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
I don't ever buy mertch but that speech PUMPED me up and I just spent about $200
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
What's the website for his merch?
@@mrackelito1 blame Ben for not linking it
@@HoneyBunRoad oh i am
The majestic glow of my Tim Dillon hoodie will make my son forget all about that stupid bike.
Its 11:59am im green out high. I’ll watch this 13 minute video and fall asleep at the 11 minute mark wake up remembering nothing. Just life in a big city
At the end of the day, Andre Ranch, your comment is all about the end of the day.
Edit: Correction, if it were 11:59pm, then your comment would be all about the end of the day.
Why isn’t the merch link in the description? Wake up, Ben!
I clicked on the link they mentioned, signed up for their mailing list. I'm guessing the merch is still on the way??? Someone, perhaps even Ben, should clarify all of this.
@@tarico4436 Its a troll. There is no merch. Its a bit.
I still can’t believe he comes up with these rants off the top of his dome 😂
I’ve listened to every episode on you tube and Patreon since Fake Business # 216 and ton’s of old episodes. This is one of Tim’s most Hilarious rants of all time. This is up there with the Ghislaine Thanksgiving Tale, Fake Business, America’s party is over, Air Bnb war etc. The merch is ok but the pitch and scenario Tim lays out made me cry and almost pee my pants. I had to buy a hoodie after hearing this.😂🤷♂️
What about assland.. wheres the love for assland.
I was thinking I had a good run, and it was time, but now I have a hoody to look forward to.
I’ll always support you Tim
This is SCARILY accurate.
These things have happened to me. Any new merch dropping soon?
I just finished listening to the podcast and was dying the entire time he was ranting about his merch. The people at the supermarket probably thought I was a lunatic, but fuck'em.
Another wonderful sermon. We are left with a choice of being able to eat or stay warm, but what about the sales of this merch? As usual we are being distracted by the MSM
I’m a 43 year old suburban housewife who will be buying this merch if it doesn’t sell out before I get the chance
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
I caught this live yesterday. While watching the last few minutes of this pod I was on the edge of my seat. Tim built this up, then built it up some more, then more, and more. It wasn't laughing OL the entire rant, but it was special. And brilliant. Now I realize that I'm in the minority afa Ben is concerned, but when he pert near fell off his chair laughing a few times it really made me think Tim is underpaying him.
The depths of Tims soul that this came out of...Hes a fucked up dude. Coke use at 13. Thank god he is here with us now. A beacon for us damaged souls. He knows it too.
This came on auto play in Statistics and I had to walk out, fucking died when he started yelling the “I don’t wanna hear” part
Every so often I come listen to this.
I was waiting for your upload ! Love you guys!!!
As soon as I get paid Friday I'm joining my first Patreon thingie. For you, Tim. You're a bad ass 🤘
I could see Tim and Ben saving the world similar to how Bill and Ted did
Cept bill and ted waz hollywood pedos on mkultra fake weed
@@NLphilipNL I heard Tim makes a mean chili
These are starting to get too relatable.
... and for that reason I'm willing to purchase as much of your merch as I can given these hard times.
This brought tears to my eyes
Air BnB party in Joshua Tree where we throw homeless in a pot to celebrate Tims eventual coronation as king of England. Sunglasses are required, failure to conform is grounds for immediate execution.
If only I overdose on fentenyl while I'm in my orange Tim dillion hoodie. Beautiful
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
yeah this place is an alien planet tho
It will end !
You can feel the impending unraveling...a salute to the autumn and times of change. Tim Dillon, you truly are a man of all seasons. We salute you sir.
Sweet now I have weekend plans! Thanks Tim!
Ben trying to keep it together through all of this is spectacular.
I don't understand how he's not more famous
Tim's evolution into a straighter healthier trump is magical.
Ben is gonna buy all the merch with his Netflix money, and give it to the homeless just to make it unpopular so he can keep Tim down. I know an evil Hollywood executive when I see one. BackstabbingBen
😂😂😂😂
I can't wait to rock this merch.
Tim is “in the pocket” like a musician, he goes there so easily it’s so awesome.
This really hits home.
The Greatest Ranter Ever!!
I have to buy the merch now.
When you see talent at this level you just stand in aww. Bill Burr is an elite caliber ranter but even he isn't up to Tim's caliber. This is god level of ranting that no one has ever reached.
This rant is amazing
The GOAT of rants
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry to this
I love this guy.
5:33
This video didn't inspire me to buy the merch, but it did move me to join his Patreon
His Bonus episode is called "The Queen is Dead"
SOLD!🏰
thank you tim i needed to hear this. My babies mother kept nagging me saying she “needs money for baby formula and diapers” and blah blah. Blah. I told her i don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. I blocked her # and signed up for the merch. This will go down as the best 9/11 in history. #neverforget
He had me at knife fight …
I’ve never felt so called-out in my life… but at least I have a podcast I like
These two boys really talk the shit that I like!
Took the words right out of my mouth
Aunt, cool mom, merch. Thise rants will be my death-rattle thoughts. Thanks, Tim! Thanks, Ben!
We must appreciate the fact we get to see a true master of his craft at work. The Mozart of words, the Michelangelo of comedy, Timothy J Dillon.
holy shit i need this merch
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Lmao Tim i love u dude just the vibe i have been lookin fo
Pure poetry.
I might buy merch
Just plug my bank account directly into the merch store!
02:30 - 03:41 is the truth we needed to hear
Tim and Ben, you should do a podcast with a post apocalyptic theme with rants from the future.
I swear on god i almost choked to death on a whopper watching this
I listened through that entire ad. 😅
Appreciate the 518 shoutout
Love itttt
Never thought I would love hearing someone rant til I found Tim Dillon.
Love you Tim
Turnin that merch plug into a Bukowski novel
He has my thoughts and prayers.
When you live in a suburb in Schenectady… God dammit, it does make me happy tho that Tim knows about Schenectady tho
Can’t wait to barley be able to put together a sentence in my old age and then trying to describe the show too my grandkids
This Halloween Tim Dillon becomes Grim Dillon.
I LOVE THESE TWO !
As always, the Louis Vuitton glasses really complete the rant.
Legend
Nobody knows their own audience like the one and only, Tim Dillion.
“I feel I am on an Alien planet”
Its good to meet another person who's damaged mind has found an 'outside the box' door. But I dont know if people are ready to grasp this type of thinking, other than its entertainment value.
most of the time it’s got a more reasonable train of thought than what you see pushed on media/social media
We get it you're special
This stopped being funny when I realized you were talking about me
We wish you well
LOL.
Best salesman ever.
How does Tim know about Schoharie County, NY.
Greatest advertisement of all time
His rants are like the dark time lines version of the news from lake wobegon.
Ben was the youngest church elder is his county.
Best rant ever.
This is yet another clip which needs to be accompanied by an animation.
For a gay man Tim sure knows how it is to be married to a woman.
Got me a podcast like
I’m crying
Best merch salesman ever
Ben has mastered the mid rant head nod.
Hopefully Target, Old Navy and Saks 5th Avenue took a cue on how to advertise their upcoming fall clothing lines
I support Tim. Millionaires have it tough in this country
this man is a preacher for the lower middle class
9:20 holy fuck I just spit lemonade all over my kitchen
I gotta get some Merch
Yoo I laughed so hard!
I really Like the two screen.
Yes sir!