This needs to be the official song for the working class. If you hate your job and hate going to work you should play this everyday on the way. If this doesn't make you smile while working a demeaning job your already broken
You can imagine what it's like to work in the mail room at Cologard dealing with people's 💩 all day. "Hey Bob, knock off. It's time for lunch. You can deal with that 💩 later"
I literally unload the cologuard tests when they let us UPS workers that are new enough to not have a route work at exact science....some people dont seal it very good and they leak.....not fun 😂
Not going to lie... the ad that came on after this video was an ad for an in home colonoscopy test kit...not cologuard but... you can’t write this shit. No pun intended.
...and colonoscopies have saved uncountable lives by detecting colon cancer early and by removing polyps before they became malignant. Nothing in life is without risk. Every medical procedure/surgery and every medication prescribed has a potential to harm or kill. It is short-sighted to only focus on the risk without looking at the benefit. If you want to "ask Andy Rooney"....please also ask those people who are alive today simply because they had a colonoscopy...or "ask" those who have suffered/died from colon caner (the third leading cause of cancer and cancer death).
@@bradyreid9270 Chemotherapy has a success rate of less than 3%. That's a risk I'm not willing to take. Why suffer through treatment with that low of odds?
This guy is a sophisticated Weird Al. Truly talented
This is his finest work, by far
This needs to be the official song for the working class. If you hate your job and hate going to work you should play this everyday on the way. If this doesn't make you smile while working a demeaning job your already broken
Tom looks so happy he's almost in full bliss listening to this
Amazing song Pat. Lol i haven't laughed this hard in a week.
Paddy G is one funny Mo-Fo!!
Paddy G is so funny..great song pat..👍💯
You can imagine what it's like to work in the mail room at Cologard dealing with people's 💩 all day. "Hey Bob, knock off. It's time for lunch. You can deal with that 💩 later"
Tell that Pat Goodwin fella I really enjoyed his colagaurd program.
Been getting this stuck in my head
What a “crappy” way to make a living! Great one, Pat
Great song Pat. Jess is looking fine today
Every day
Can you imagine the UPS driver picking up one weighing over 5 pounds. Driver says this guy must've ate all you can eat nite at Dell Taco.
I heard that Cologuard was bought out by another company. It was going to be renamed DOODOO IN A BOX.
Jess is super fine..LOVE that laugh😘😘
You don’t send the entire pile of feces, the shipping would be terribly expensive.
I literally unload the cologuard tests when they let us UPS workers that are new enough to not have a route work at exact science....some people dont seal it very good and they leak.....not fun 😂
Thats one job where you have to look out for number two...lmfao... Who does Number Two work for???lmfao
😅😅
Where is the Pat Godwin Zebra song? “My stripes go up and down and…”
Who does Number Two work for???lol
What are the chords?
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Not going to lie... the ad that came on after this video was an ad for an in home colonoscopy test kit...not cologuard but... you can’t write this shit. No pun intended.
Ask Andy Rooney what he thinks of colonoscopy I forgot you cannot because it kill him
...and colonoscopies have saved uncountable lives by detecting colon cancer early and by removing polyps before they became malignant. Nothing in life is without risk. Every medical procedure/surgery and every medication prescribed has a potential to harm or kill. It is short-sighted to only focus on the risk without looking at the benefit. If you want to "ask Andy Rooney"....please also ask those people who are alive today simply because they had a colonoscopy...or "ask" those who have suffered/died from colon caner (the third leading cause of cancer and cancer death).
@@bradyreid9270 Chemotherapy has a success rate of less than 3%. That's a risk I'm not willing to take. Why suffer through treatment with that low of odds?
As someone who works for the company, I’m slightly insulted by this. I know it’s all in good humor but still
really? cause im in the lab literally pipetting the samples and I find it hilarious