The Liver King

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  • @Reynallday
    @Reynallday 3 роки тому +11960

    I really love his wife calling him "The Bear" even though he wants to be called the "Liver King". Reminds me of four year olds wanting to change their name to Firetruck Ninja or some nonsense

  • @ncrpaulina7069
    @ncrpaulina7069 3 роки тому +10180

    "the kids got nothing to eat because they are simulating a failed hunt" had me dying hahaha

  • @tatumfowler3603
    @tatumfowler3603 3 роки тому +23377

    The Liver King and the Biological Dentist sounds like a villian duo.

    • @meeg9115
      @meeg9115 3 роки тому +51

      FR

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 3 роки тому +283

      **insert team rocket reference here**

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady 3 роки тому +403

      A villain duo from the "top 10 DC villains you wouldn't believe actually exist" listicle

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 роки тому +160

      Fighting against the Cyborg Dentist

    • @chloesantos8637
      @chloesantos8637 3 роки тому +47

      I’d watch an anime like that

  • @VenatorPaleo
    @VenatorPaleo 2 роки тому +4420

    Someone tell him that our ancestors ate roots, and fruit also. You know, that’s what a “hunter gatherer” is.

  • @sampuffer8099
    @sampuffer8099 3 роки тому +4950

    Danny: “I mean he does sound happy in all of his videos”
    The Liver King 5 minutes earlier: *wails in despair while lifting 1000-pound weights*

    • @everybody48
      @everybody48 3 роки тому +64

      this comment made me hysterical for 2 minutes I love this video so much

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 3 роки тому +46

      LOOOL that's exactly what i thought.. So fucking funny

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda 3 роки тому +46

      **augh-ah-hah** 🏋️‍♂️

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +20

      “I don’t know if it’s possible to get this way naturally”
      _man has so much muscle with no fat it could only be obtained with drugs_
      Me: 👁👄👁
      Like even if that is possible naturally, that’s completely unhealthy!

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, I'd also probably scream in agony trying to drag that much heavy shit, but that's why I'd just not do that.

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 3 роки тому +7524

    Man's gonna get scurvy never eating any vegetables, then he's gonna be living the pirate life instead of the ancestral life

    • @sprague8066
      @sprague8066 3 роки тому +276

      still our ancestors

    • @sharvareedeshpande4309
      @sharvareedeshpande4309 3 роки тому +22

      Lmao

    • @dragonmaster5015
      @dragonmaster5015 3 роки тому +91

      Liver has shitloads of vitamin c man I’m sure he’ll be fine 😂

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 3 роки тому +152

      Scurvy is likely but it’s actually possible to avoid scurvy if you eat the right offals and cook it on the rare side.
      It’s not enough vitamin c for your body to get the true antioxidant benefits of it but it’s apparently enough to avoid scurvy

    • @njinlover
      @njinlover 3 роки тому +20

      If that's the case then he's not gonna be living any life at all

  • @antonluvs
    @antonluvs 3 роки тому +5819

    “So they will be simulating a failed hunt.” Is KILLING me.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 роки тому +70

      And all that raw meat might be killing them, haha...oooh

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 3 роки тому +184

      "and the weakest of my kids will be food for the strongest ones, just like it is in nature"

    • @ririduvall6395
      @ririduvall6395 3 роки тому +13

      that shiet had me CRYING

    • @bearrett_8783
      @bearrett_8783 3 роки тому +3

      When is it again?

    • @MezandBuzz
      @MezandBuzz 3 роки тому +5

      @@bearrett_8783 14:44

  • @David-sq2en
    @David-sq2en 2 роки тому +9738

    When I was 8 years old I decided to live like our ancestors the apes... so I would eat bananas without pealing them... then I saw a video of gorillas pealing bananas before eating them, and that shattered my whole world.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 2 роки тому +2

      I hope you're still throwing your feces though, that's a core tenent of the ape ancestral lifestyle

    • @TT-xz5sy
      @TT-xz5sy 2 роки тому +630

      Sorry but this is fckn hilarious 😂

    • @Shastry123
      @Shastry123 2 роки тому +169

      😂😂how does this comment not have a thousand likes I laughed out loud literally

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 роки тому +503

      weirdly applicable to this guy living in a mansion and using steroids while claiming he's living the "ancestral lifestyle" lmao

    • @Noursinette_
      @Noursinette_ 2 роки тому +55

      IM CRYING NAHSHAhAHAHAHAHA💀💀

  • @sethappleton7628
    @sethappleton7628 3 роки тому +7932

    "We don't want any electromagnetic fields in our house"
    The spinning molten core of the earth : "guess I'll die"

    • @imrandpm
      @imrandpm 3 роки тому +728

      literally all visible light: 👁👄👁

    • @KeanuG95
      @KeanuG95 3 роки тому +221

      Sun and space radiation and stuff

    • @evelyntheidiot6
      @evelyntheidiot6 3 роки тому +208

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol... there's no way to avoid radiation

    • @jordanvaughan768
      @jordanvaughan768 3 роки тому +16

      This comment is gold

    • @cologist
      @cologist 3 роки тому +5

      @@jordanvaughan768 Pure gold!

  • @TheCatchFilms
    @TheCatchFilms 3 роки тому +3931

    Liver King: "Throw your phone in a garbage can to protect against electromagnetic fields"
    Also Liver King: *has electricity wired throughout his house*

    • @lotofmalarkey434
      @lotofmalarkey434 3 роки тому +373

      But it’s okay because he has “grounding paint” on the walls.

    • @carbonatedPigeon
      @carbonatedPigeon 3 роки тому +196

      And is also recording with an electronic device... lol

    • @godspeedthe13th
      @godspeedthe13th 3 роки тому +261

      I don't understand these people, do they not know that the biggest ball of radiation and emf waves is the fucking SUN.

    • @jpanza
      @jpanza 3 роки тому +194

      also liver king: lives on planet earth, a *giant magnet*

    • @TheCatchFilms
      @TheCatchFilms 3 роки тому +166

      @@godspeedthe13th they hear "radiation" and think Chernobyl lol

  • @michaelpurnell5203
    @michaelpurnell5203 3 роки тому +7098

    “My kids are eating nothing, they are simulating a failed hunt” lmaooooo

  • @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382
    @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 2 роки тому +3703

    It's wonderful that he puts phones in a faraday cage to protect from the radiation but walks around outside all day without clothes or sunscreen

    • @Nathan-dt2tu
      @Nathan-dt2tu 2 роки тому

      To be fair, unless you're extremely prone to sunburn, be extremely careful what brand of sunscreen you buy. A surprising amount of them can give you skin cancer. Yes, I get accused of wearing a tin hat regularly for that, however that's no longer a crazy stance since the news has finally acknowledged it as of around a year ago. Sunscreen gives you skin cancer.

    • @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382
      @yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 2 роки тому +11

      @@Nathan-dt2tu Do you have a source on that? I've never heard anything of the sort

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Рік тому

      Next thing you know he’ll be sunbathing inside a microwave because there wasn’t no puny ozone layer to protect the ancestors (I don’t actually know if there wasn’t an ozone layer when primates emerged, just joking and stuff)

    • @Walleyedwosaik
      @Walleyedwosaik Рік тому +1

      Sooooo just aaaaaaggghhhhhh it’s so FUCJINF stoooooopid gaaaaaghhghgg

    • @justadel2
      @justadel2 Рік тому +2

      Well it's actually not as bad as it sounds

  • @fissionabledolphin
    @fissionabledolphin 3 роки тому +12397

    Brian’s voice always simultaneously sounds like he’s the most confident person in the world and also like he’s crying for help

    • @bookaholicguy7506
      @bookaholicguy7506 3 роки тому +277

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar then keep begging i ain't gonna subscribe

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 3 роки тому +100

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar Just use your phone, g.

    • @pteryxs
      @pteryxs 3 роки тому +41

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar cry about it :)

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 3 роки тому +116

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar Your covers are fire but the spam isn't going to help as much as you think

    • @munchlaxlol4579
      @munchlaxlol4579 3 роки тому +27

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar beg on, child

  • @ZombiePirateLeChuck
    @ZombiePirateLeChuck 2 роки тому +6143

    The bed thing kills me every time. Even our ape cousins use a ton of leaves and stuff to sleep comfortably. Our ancestors definitely figured out how to gather grass and make soft places to sleep. Animals with lower intelligence know how to nest and that the hard ground is shitty to lay on hahaha

    • @liberalsrelstupido8349
      @liberalsrelstupido8349 2 роки тому +71

      Romans and Greeks frequently chose to sleep on hard surfaces such as wooden planks.
      Marcus Aurelius, the Roman Philosopher Emperor, even mentions it briefly in, “Meditations,” and how he is thankful for being encouraged to sleep that way.

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 2 роки тому +296

      Dude right like even fckn tiny-brained birds make nests. That is like one of the main things they do, their brains are just like EAT MATE NEST

    • @drtaverner
      @drtaverner 2 роки тому +10

      @@liberalsrelstupido8349 Yet we still have thousands of years of evidence across cultures of reeds, straw, wool, and other cushion material being used to sleep on.
      If you like a hard surface, cool, but claiming that all of our ancestors slept like that and that's why you're doing it sounds stupid.

    • @trouty606
      @trouty606 2 роки тому +6

      Imagine the luck of being born in a generation with creature comforts like mattresses and climate controlled homes and deciding to just be uncomfortable because of some perceived importance of "ancestry". Your ancestors would call you a dumbass for sleeping on wood.

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 2 роки тому +238

      @@liberalsrelstupido8349 Funny thing is that even then, Liver King didn’t even fully commit to living the Roman/Greek lifestyle for sleep since he added bare minimum cushioning so it’d technically account as “living da ancestral life” lol

  • @tuesdaytrothwell
    @tuesdaytrothwell 3 роки тому +15132

    This man has equal yet violently opposite energy to ThatVeganTeacher. They are clearly natural foes and their battle will be legendary

    • @northstarjakobs
      @northstarjakobs 3 роки тому +705

      Two people who don't understand human biology and dietary history!

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 3 роки тому +28

      What is your profile pic from?

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 3 роки тому +1005

      he will probably eat vegan teacher and say that herbivores are naturally prey for carnivores

    • @ambercotrone
      @ambercotrone 3 роки тому +26

      Best comment

    • @Koselill
      @Koselill 3 роки тому +386

      Idk if Danny didnt cover it or what, but he didnt actually shame anyone. Thats what pisses me off about thatveganteacher. He wants to be stupid and eat purely meat and sleep on wood? Fine. Cuz he's not pushing it on others and shaming those who dont. They're both diehards about their diets tho lol.

  • @ThisOneGoes211
    @ThisOneGoes211 2 роки тому +4144

    The ancestral tenet of spending $12,000 a month on steroids

    • @raresmircea7451
      @raresmircea7451 Рік тому +21

      😂😂

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet Рік тому +15

      u ate

    • @wertzupok1113
      @wertzupok1113 10 місяців тому +13

      @@lynternet no YOU ate

    • @kapil3627
      @kapil3627 5 місяців тому +13

      @@wertzupok1113no the liver king ate (testicles)

    • @SicilianAmericanDreams
      @SicilianAmericanDreams 2 місяці тому

      Steroids are actually very very inexpensive.
      Its like maybe 40-100$/month at most.
      Maybe 300$ max for enough to do a bunch on a 12-16 week cycle

  • @melissalonla
    @melissalonla 3 роки тому +1332

    small child: *is sick, suffers from allergies*
    their dad: "there is no PASSION, there is no VISION, there is no AGRESSION, there is no fkn MINDSET"

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 3 роки тому +71

      IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER

    • @bluebell1611
      @bluebell1611 3 роки тому +59

      @@hybridslinky4829 WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

    • @beems9617
      @beems9617 3 роки тому +50

      @@bluebell1611 PUT IN THE WORK
      PUT IN THE HOURS

    • @lucasglaister
      @lucasglaister 3 роки тому +12

      PUT IN THE WORK

    • @krismuttz
      @krismuttz 3 роки тому +45

      @@beems9617 AND TAKE WHATS OURS

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +18001

    "Liver King" sounds like a nickname for a man eating cannibal tribe leader

    • @missclick7609
      @missclick7609 3 роки тому +142

      yo why did u change ur profile pic?

    • @Thatonecrunchyy
      @Thatonecrunchyy 3 роки тому +9

      yes

    • @cheerleaderofdoom766
      @cheerleaderofdoom766 3 роки тому +158

      I wanna flow down the river
      With the male monarch of liver
      His muscles make me shiver
      His forbidden meat has me in a tither 🍖 🌊 🤴

    • @What4Fun
      @What4Fun 3 роки тому +11

      I keep seeing you everywhere

    • @hyperbaroque
      @hyperbaroque 3 роки тому +31

      Bring the outsiders to the Liver King HE WILL JUDGE THEM (translation, he will eat bits and pieces of them before deciding to eat their entire body)

  • @tburkalurk9888
    @tburkalurk9888 3 роки тому +5607

    This guy says he does the “ ancestral” life style but he doesn’t know that they knew how to cook with fire

    • @tgoelst
      @tgoelst 3 роки тому +868

      And also that people used to eat mainly fruit vegetables and nuts

    • @manxiefeathermoon9888
      @manxiefeathermoon9888 3 роки тому +323

      Meat was rare

    • @girlingreen1733
      @girlingreen1733 3 роки тому +356

      Also that the animals we did prey on were HUGELY different

    • @carbonatedPigeon
      @carbonatedPigeon 3 роки тому +324

      @@tgoelst and the fruit, vegetables, and nuts we eat now are completely different because we've artificially selected for them to be sweeter, bigger, and more edible

    • @AM-kr4pv
      @AM-kr4pv 3 роки тому +192

      @@girlingreen1733 yeah things like sheep and cows have been domesticated for thousands of years, they're so far from what they originally were bred from. Much like most dogs don't exactly resemble wolves.

  • @daydreaminboy7671
    @daydreaminboy7671 2 роки тому +2698

    all jokes aside this is why we need to teach kids how to be media savvy so they can spot a scam when they see one

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 2 роки тому +1

      fuck kids--adults need that shit. a ton of the people that fall for this shit is dudes in their 20's-30's.

    • @Hannahgs
      @Hannahgs 2 роки тому +7

      @@TRlabel that’s just not true lol

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 роки тому +24

      @@TRlabel oh you sweet summer child

    • @TRlabel
      @TRlabel 2 роки тому

      @@mammoneymelon OMG your so mature😱

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 роки тому +55

      @@TRlabel i was literally implying that people on the internet (including myself) are very dumb sometimes and fall for obvious scams. if grown adults can't spot scams and catfishing, 11 year olds definitely can't

  • @cameronsitton501
    @cameronsitton501 2 роки тому +7017

    So what we know about this guy:
    - hates that humans are using fire to cook food
    - loves to eat liver
    - holy shit it's the eagle that's punishing Prometheus
    - he's that eagle

    • @RonaldC
      @RonaldC 2 роки тому +369

      Underrated comment absolute fire

    • @pearlhwva
      @pearlhwva 2 роки тому +192

      @@RonaldC idk if this was an intentional pun or not but either way, it made me bust a lung XD

    • @Arloooooooo_
      @Arloooooooo_ 2 роки тому +27

      @@pearlhwva HAH

    • @chrisdavis8650
      @chrisdavis8650 2 роки тому +117

      Is he aware, that our ancestors used fire?

    • @reaganjex1404
      @reaganjex1404 2 роки тому +33

      That’s genuinely hilarious

  • @MissCutechan
    @MissCutechan 3 роки тому +12086

    The fact that this mans eats ONLY proteins and fat and is constantly out of breath for no reason stresses me the hell out

    • @polyfoxgames9006
      @polyfoxgames9006 3 роки тому +833

      Steroids

    • @HAbarneyWK
      @HAbarneyWK 3 роки тому +1176

      @@polyfoxgames9006 yeah, love it how he promotes "ancestral" living, yet is obviously not natty.

    • @karla9319
      @karla9319 3 роки тому +1480

      Man’s got scurvy

    • @everychannel1025
      @everychannel1025 3 роки тому +129

      Optimal on its own, but steroids fuck it up

    • @haleyvilla6299
      @haleyvilla6299 3 роки тому +537

      The cholesterol😳

  • @vladdtronnz6924
    @vladdtronnz6924 3 роки тому +19915

    Imagine in 200 years people like him will be doing simulated grocery runs

    • @Solznmid
      @Solznmid 3 роки тому +1344

      “They must be careful when choosing milk. They have to be hesitant, because the wrong choice will lead to them choosing a gallon of milk with an early expiration date” 🐅

    • @CalamitasCalliope
      @CalamitasCalliope 3 роки тому +719

      One of the most dangerous places in the grocery store was the Deli section. This would force our ancestors to interact with competing families, and if resources were limited it may lead to a fight that would end in both parties going without food. We have recorded accounts of a similar event happening on a global scale during the Covid-19 pandemic

    • @candi4202
      @candi4202 3 роки тому +37

      @@CalamitasCalliope ha ha ha ha ha ha. True story

    • @internal.rage.
      @internal.rage. 3 роки тому +8

      Anyone know the song that starts at 8:05

    • @n000d13s
      @n000d13s 3 роки тому +46

      No. Regular people will be doing simulated grocery runs. People like him will still do simulated hunts.

  • @mandymooncakes
    @mandymooncakes 2 роки тому +3658

    Imagine a "simulated hunt" is just him buying meat at the grocery store

    • @kathleennewton370
      @kathleennewton370 Рік тому +276

      But he just decides to walk on all fours on the meat aisle lol

    • @AAAHH111
      @AAAHH111 Рік тому +166

      And he hisses at the poor people who walk by

    • @pitrocius
      @pitrocius Рік тому +69

      And he just starts screaming and sacrificing his poor children for some god after "securing" the meal.

    • @yoursistersheatingpad
      @yoursistersheatingpad Рік тому +1

      @@pitrociusand he tortures those who question his God, feeding the deity with the torment and torture of those wretched, ignorant souls that may never be purified for their blasphemy. They will never reach reincarnation, and instead will worship their patron, The Liver King, and the almighty deity their patron worships.

    • @macross270
      @macross270 Рік тому +29

      And then he takes every single meat from the meat aisle and dashes out of the store on all fours, without paying, as all the poor customers and employees look on at him in fear and confusion.

  • @dezh6345
    @dezh6345 2 роки тому +3995

    Liver King: I'll sleep like early humans... on as hard a surface as possible
    Early humans: **used grass and ash to make a soft "carpet", and interwove medicinal plants into it to act as an insect repellent**

    • @MossoDaBanana
      @MossoDaBanana 2 роки тому +3

      early humans dumb ok?

    • @mackenziedry1046
      @mackenziedry1046 2 роки тому +40

      Literally

    • @masterwindu1234
      @masterwindu1234 2 роки тому +57

      where do i find this carpet

    • @MinhQuangNguyen-og4mz
      @MinhQuangNguyen-og4mz 2 роки тому +66

      @Dont Check My About Page Link i dont remember when did i asked and can u find anyone who cares?

    • @dnr-vs1lk
      @dnr-vs1lk 2 роки тому +29

      It’s a bot. Its job is to comment where nobody cares.

  • @Simbley
    @Simbley 3 роки тому +6559

    fascinating he's not like those people that build their own house in the woods and live without modern convenience he just does some uncomfortable things while also living in a mansion its bizarre

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 3 роки тому +743

      Yeah like he replaced his bed by a wood plank, but dude uses plates and electricity for some reason. Also I’m pretty sure gyms hadn’t been invented yet in ancestral times, and neither was beard oil.

    • @mat0920
      @mat0920 3 роки тому +231

      And he doesn't shower or wear deodorant. Seriously

    • @lordmage2196
      @lordmage2196 3 роки тому +17

      Just reading this comment and also reply from @M sd and I almost died xd

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +310

      ​@@msd7544 Also I am pretty sure our ancestors didn't wax their chest hair....so you would expect him to be the hairiest man alive but I guess Zeus was the "ancestor" he was going for with that beard and abs.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 роки тому +2

      ikr.

  • @erinbailey7940
    @erinbailey7940 3 роки тому +2792

    Danny’s hair is gradually approaching its final form. A sentient being. A formidable enigma.

    • @vegeta6169
      @vegeta6169 3 роки тому +10

      I thought it was Drew!

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 3 роки тому +29

      Wym? Danny's hair took over Danny's brain years ago

    • @nishantpajni1750
      @nishantpajni1750 3 роки тому +14

      gregma

    • @divavthataintme
      @divavthataintme 3 роки тому +3

      E I was your 999/1000th like (someone liked at the same time as me-)

    • @Fallenemiko
      @Fallenemiko 3 роки тому +25

      I’m not even joking, I was watching his hair at least half on the time, wondering how he managed that level of body in his hair

  • @5thHouse
    @5thHouse 2 роки тому +5684

    Biologically, she's a dentist. Metaphorically, she's the liver queen. Theoretically, she's a real human, but realistically, she's an ocelot.

  • @thevillainofthisstory
    @thevillainofthisstory 3 роки тому +1977

    I teach Ancient History and I think the Liver King has forgotten the gather part of hunter-gatherer society. His Paleolithic ancestors are probably as confused by him as we are

    • @rahulmenon4357
      @rahulmenon4357 3 роки тому +54

      Ancient peoples diet = BAKONZZZ

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye 3 роки тому +181

      literally.
      there are so many ancient societies that rarely if ever ate meat. from what ik, the only communities that subsisted purely on meat were those that lived in frigid climates where plant life was sparce

    • @user-lq1tp4yw3e
      @user-lq1tp4yw3e 3 роки тому +4

      @@ceilingeye do you have some evidence to this?

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 роки тому +16

      @@ceilingeye Saying "ancient societies" is so vague as to be meaningless.

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 3 роки тому +143

      Also saying “ancestral” is literally so vague😭 like is he basing this a particular time and place? Or is he just basing his whole life off of his stereotyped idea of “cavemen”

  • @hawkgirl9984
    @hawkgirl9984 3 роки тому +2796

    Fun fact: when the liver king mentions your "skin biome", what he means is the normal bacteria that just chill out on your skin. If you've ever heard of your microbiome in your gut (referring to the normal bacteria that help with digestion), your skin biome is like that but on your skin
    Edit: in case there is any confusion, your gut microbiome and your skin microbiome do two different things. I was just making the comparison to help explain what a biome, or rather microbiome, is.

    • @kbea121
      @kbea121 3 роки тому +58

      That was one of the few factual things in this video!

    • @lisas5736
      @lisas5736 3 роки тому +130

      @@kbea121 except that bathing in pine needles isn't gonna do anything for your biome exept maybe scratch?

    • @kbea121
      @kbea121 3 роки тому +89

      @@lisas5736 lol for sure. But the skin biome is a real thing and you gotta give the man props for knowing one real thing! 😅

    • @lisas5736
      @lisas5736 3 роки тому +72

      @@kbea121 haha damn the bar is low

    • @Anno_Al
      @Anno_Al 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah that's what he's referring to but also nobody tell Danny about face mites.

  • @moosey7165
    @moosey7165 3 роки тому +26813

    Hey Danny, just to let you know I noticed some potential goofing-around directly after you finished telling us about your strict no-goofing-around new years resolution. I thought you might wanna hear about this incase you were unaware. We're here for you man, stay strong!

    • @TradBarbie
      @TradBarbie 3 роки тому +1648

      Yes!! Hold him accountable!! It's the only way he'll get better.

    • @asa.8691
      @asa.8691 3 роки тому +1194

      Classic Drew, always breaking his promises

    • @bislama1
      @bislama1 3 роки тому +590

      @@asa.8691 cody ko can’t stick to his word smh

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 роки тому +209

      It must be really hard for him to stop, so hopefully this works!

    • @yesiexist7113
      @yesiexist7113 3 роки тому +242

      Yes, I also noticed this and felt somewhat disappointed in Danny because he was breaking his resolutions in the first few weeks

  • @taylorharrison2274
    @taylorharrison2274 3 роки тому +4640

    I feel like the funniest part of this is that literally nothing he does has ever been done by anyone's ancestors

    • @ryswyk5894
      @ryswyk5894 3 роки тому +636

      Seriously like…if you showed his videos to someone 2000 years ago they’d be so confused on why he’s not cooking his meat with fire, how the fuck he’s so muscular(steroids), why he doesn’t eat fruits/veggies, and why he CHOOSES to sleep on a wood box💀

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 3 роки тому +203

      @@ryswyk5894 and confused about the whole video bit

    • @lamppost6194
      @lamppost6194 3 роки тому +168

      @@ryswyk5894 yeah if I was one of my ancestors I totally would've been like "ooga ooga chaka"

    • @Callimo
      @Callimo 3 роки тому +222

      Right? I'm presuming he's living in that modern house....with a fridge and freezer, and multiple rooms, and upholstery made of man made fabrics, an indoor bathroom, windows with panes...
      Yeah, he's LARPing living in the past. If he was actually living in, say, the Bronze Age, he would be cryyyying xD

    • @czylbauer5812
      @czylbauer5812 3 роки тому +12

      Right right. I was like did he go back in time and check for himself?

  • @Anthony-dh2ig
    @Anthony-dh2ig 3 роки тому +6659

    As a historian, this is hilariously ahistorical. I assume he's aiming for like pre-history humans, but also the amount of meat he eats, the wooden uncomfortable bed. It's just funny

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 3 роки тому +142

      i think meat is like really valuable in the caveman days right

    • @elainelouve
      @elainelouve 3 роки тому +859

      I was just going to say the same! Why do these paleo people always miss the gathering part of hunter gatherers? Besides, having dairy products means domesticated cows. Imo most of his diet should be plant based, then fish and other easily obtainable proteins.

    • @nellyrose392
      @nellyrose392 3 роки тому +130

      @@elainelouve i think he’s modern ancestral😂😂

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 3 роки тому +514

      I just love how completely wrong it is....prehistoric, and pre-agricultural human diet was primarily starchy roots.
      Yes they ate meat, but not every day. Most fruits that we have today did not exist back then, they were spread globally (meaning they would be inaccessible) and are seasonal, often only being able to be found for a week or two for each species.
      Conversely, root vegetables are abundant across the globe in many forms in each region. A big starchy root is a very successful evolutionary adaptation. So they are abundant, calorically and nutritionally significant, and accessible year round.
      Eat your veggies kids, and don't take the naughty sauce.

    • @Andrea-rw9tf
      @Andrea-rw9tf 3 роки тому +284

      They also cooked the meat meat, cooking killer off harmful bacteria and parasites for at least the last two million years. Homo Erectus conquered fire millions of years ago. Cooking made food easier to digest as well allowing for us to have bigger brains…now we’re going in reverse.

  • @saoirseoreilly6750
    @saoirseoreilly6750 3 роки тому +2254

    This dude is the type of person who would not do this unless social media existed.

    • @imzabatch
      @imzabatch 3 роки тому +172

      Exactly. I was thinking he "has a disdain for technology", but then how would everyone else know how buff, strong, weird, and cool he is with his abnormal lifestyle?

    • @manda-om9ls
      @manda-om9ls 3 роки тому +23

      A lot of people honestly though

  • @DialecticRed
    @DialecticRed 2 роки тому +722

    I keep hearing "the liver king" as "deliver king," which just makes me think of him as the world's most jacked mailman

    • @AGoofyJester
      @AGoofyJester Рік тому +33

      New character idea!

    • @kittywitty6
      @kittywitty6 11 місяців тому +14

      Actually I’d like to keep my liver.

    • @forthelowpriceof4.99
      @forthelowpriceof4.99 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@kittywitty6too bad

    • @evanshere484
      @evanshere484 11 місяців тому +2

      i thought deliver as in slay b4 reading the rest💀

    • @jackiele8311
      @jackiele8311 10 місяців тому +4

      He un-delays the delayed orders.

  • @stupidshiba
    @stupidshiba 3 роки тому +2109

    I don’t know why he eats his food raw, the ability to make fire was like the first thing that made us special

    • @spaceyvoid4202
      @spaceyvoid4202 2 роки тому +172

      He's just wasting Prometheus' efforts

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise 2 роки тому +202

      @@spaceyvoid4202 I mean, considering how into liver he is, I feel like he’d be more on the side of the eagle

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 роки тому +90

      some nutrients and beneficial bacteria get destroyed by heat, but that's mostly plant tissue; refusing to cook meat is like long-term Russian roulette

    • @cleverusername8319
      @cleverusername8319 2 роки тому +9

      @@MegaraTheUnwise I'm kinda shocked nobody really responded to this reference

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 2 роки тому +15

      @@cleverusername8319 its the perfect reply lmao

  • @gerudo849
    @gerudo849 3 роки тому +6669

    People like this always underestimate how many vegetables ancient humans ate. They're always like "mm yes meat" when our real ancestors were eating every wild plant they could possibly find.

    • @jonathansports1036
      @jonathansports1036 3 роки тому +797

      Literally though. A lot of human diets through history were mostly vegetarian. Eating a lot of meat in ancient times was a sign of major wealth and privilege.

    • @anthropomorphicpeanut6160
      @anthropomorphicpeanut6160 3 роки тому +170

      For some reason this comment made me crave salad

    • @aendra6495
      @aendra6495 3 роки тому +610

      He needs the true ancient diet: using up all your energy failing to hunt with a crappy spear, starving for days in the winter and accidentally eating poisonous mushrooms.

    • @gnosis2871
      @gnosis2871 3 роки тому +139

      Yeah, for most of human history most people couldn't afford to eat meat everyday

    • @brody1153
      @brody1153 3 роки тому +68

      They ate everything they could including every living animal they could mange to kill not just plants

  • @megamozaik
    @megamozaik 3 роки тому +1263

    The "10 sets of weeping" broke me, but not as much as it broke Brian

    • @amato6829
      @amato6829 3 роки тому +11

      It felt like that one scene from Bo Burnham's Inside

    • @jeremy.j
      @jeremy.j 3 роки тому +2

      Stop with these comments, you two ☠️😭🤣

    • @bw4008
      @bw4008 3 роки тому +2

      I was scrolling for a long time to look for this comment xD

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 3 роки тому +1

      Ahhhhhhhh, nooo I JUST finally stopped laughing ahahaha

  • @ashmitsavsani2785
    @ashmitsavsani2785 2 роки тому +1633

    I like the fact that he tells us he sleeps on wood but during the shoutout for mike you can see a queen size bed behind him

    • @beeboobae
      @beeboobae 2 роки тому +38

      that’s what i was wondering

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 2 роки тому +60

      to be fair whenever my back hurts i sleep on the floor. works for me

    • @jaybee4118
      @jaybee4118 2 роки тому +105

      He’s such an obvious liar about it all.

    • @therealtony2009
      @therealtony2009 2 роки тому +17

      @@jaybee4118 you were right

    • @drbright10
      @drbright10 2 роки тому +7

      @@jaybee4118 you’re right

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 3 роки тому +5012

    Y’all, “our ancestors” did not deprive themselves by choice. If they had the same resources available as we do, there is no way they would choose to sleep on a wooden slab and eat raw meat.

    • @Cat-fq3pt
      @Cat-fq3pt 3 роки тому +339

      Exactly. Didn't they usually live to the age of 45 too? (English isnt my first language so if the sentence is weird sorry)

    • @Brynwyn123
      @Brynwyn123 3 роки тому +371

      They also started eating grains pretty early and started out from the beginning eating mostly fruit, seeds, starchy roots etc with only some meat.

    • @camerondundale811
      @camerondundale811 3 роки тому +172

      @@Cat-fq3pt that sentence was perfect! and also, you are right

    • @nickspencer2207
      @nickspencer2207 3 роки тому +226

      @@Cat-fq3pt Actually no! The average age of people back then was around 45, you’re right, but that didn’t actually mean most people lived to 45! Most people lived to around 80, like us, except a lot of people died as babies, so it brought the average way down.
      Great English by the way!

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 3 роки тому +99

      @@Brynwyn123 OMG Exactly!!! Meat was extremely hard to come by since you had to actually go out and spend pretty much all day waiting for enough game to come along and then the act of killing it and carrying it back was super difficult as well so....yeah

  • @BananaSmoothie-
    @BananaSmoothie- 3 роки тому +775

    Danny (jokingly): does that mean I have stuff living on my skin
    Millions of microscopic dust mites: Allow is to introduce ourselves

    • @nowayitsjohnstamos
      @nowayitsjohnstamos 3 роки тому +65

      every few months i get reminded that those exist and it ruins my day every time

    • @yourdreams2440
      @yourdreams2440 3 роки тому +28

      Bacteria

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 роки тому +12

      @@nowayitsjohnstamos it throws me into a John Green-style spiral every time

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 3 роки тому +17

      Yepp ! We have multiple microbiomes in our bodies. Our skin, our mouth, our armpits, our gut, this “Liver King” does say some true things but it’s so hard to take him seriously when everything else he says is so insane, illogical or inaccurate.

    • @talonblade4rtu
      @talonblade4rtu 3 роки тому +3

      I've been looking for a comment like this

  • @rd5yp
    @rd5yp 3 роки тому +314

    “We have some vegetables… that is a joke!”
    This man has never pooped lmao

  • @CadillacBandit
    @CadillacBandit 2 роки тому +824

    Just here to let Danny know we’re all waiting for his follow up after the Liver King came out as the Steroid King

  • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
    @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 3 роки тому +1626

    He's probably called "liver king" because he's obviously got a superior liver that's somehow endured all the juice he's using

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 роки тому +38

      Apparently the supplements they sell are all based on parts of cattle.
      There is a cow liver supplement, which I'm assuming is made of cow livers. I dunno.

    • @paperart0
      @paperart0 3 роки тому +18

      right omg how is this dude still alive

    • @TheeGreenApple
      @TheeGreenApple 3 роки тому

      Thats kinda what I assumed

    • @alchemistcannon
      @alchemistcannon 3 роки тому +34

      As soon as I saw his body I New he used steroids. You don't get that ripped without chemical enhancement

    • @jessearmstrong-kooy2930
      @jessearmstrong-kooy2930 3 роки тому +5

      @@alchemistcannon well, you can but not while maintaining his level of muscularity

  • @meggoegoo
    @meggoegoo 3 роки тому +264

    I think my ancestors would think I was a moron for sleeping on wooden planks when a comfortable mattress is an option

  • @EveryArchive
    @EveryArchive 2 роки тому +126

    “Today I’m gonna do what my ancestors used to do, and drop to the floor sobbing and weeping.”

  • @ellabiddy4741
    @ellabiddy4741 3 роки тому +2213

    You know someone’s super healthy when they’re out of breath just from talking…

    • @jeffgayzose8129
      @jeffgayzose8129 3 роки тому +183

      He's clearly on steroids and talks about being healthy lol

    • @neonfox582
      @neonfox582 3 роки тому +3

      you know someones real healthy when theyre a blonde whining about someone else's life on youtube

    • @bethanyzamora1146
      @bethanyzamora1146 3 роки тому +66

      @@neonfox582 do you know the liver king personally or something or?

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 3 роки тому +32

      @@neonfox582 Who hurt you?

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 3 роки тому +25

      @@neonfox582 Who cares about hair color?

  • @Maurrokh
    @Maurrokh 3 роки тому +2304

    The bed thing is so funny to me. Even animals build themselves comfortable nests and 'beds' to rest in. Why does he assume our prehistoric ancestors didn't?

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 3 роки тому +473

      Because his knowledge of "our ancestors" apparently amounts to what he saw from Flintstones cartoons.
      He also, conveniently, ignores the fact that there's a reason that cultures around the world have feasts/traditions that center around eating an animal, like Thanksgiving.
      It's because being able to eat a substantial amount of meat had always been a special occasion, during our hunter-gatherer phase as a species.
      The only real exceptions would be, maybe, peoples that had easy access to abundant fish/seafood.

    • @baboon889
      @baboon889 3 роки тому +187

      This is what drives me crazy. We are where we are today because who tf wants to sleep on a big rock. Thats why weve developed things and experimented with ideas. Humans are constantly evolving and trying to make living a little easier. Thats why we create things lmao.

    • @baboon889
      @baboon889 3 роки тому +154

      Like does he think indigenous people just throw a slab on the ground and call it a day? Please someone tell this man to take any form of history class/anthropology.

    • @Wildtooth-mg9sl
      @Wildtooth-mg9sl 3 роки тому +44

      Or you know cook food

    • @thelemurofmadagascar9183
      @thelemurofmadagascar9183 3 роки тому +22

      His bed is actually pretty accurate though. My grandparents have a similar bed set up, which is pretty common amongst Indians. Although people from the past didn't just plop themselves down on rocks, they certainly didn't sleep on the huge oversized mattresses of today either.

  • @Eyeball44
    @Eyeball44 3 роки тому +5214

    I am concerned that he thinks our “ancestors” didn’t eat vegetables.. that was literally a fundamental part of early human’s diets

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 роки тому +8

      What's the proof of that assertion? Just curious, with carbon dating and all

    • @holylettuce4730
      @holylettuce4730 3 роки тому +445

      @@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon dating? What does that have to do with early human diets?

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 3 роки тому +344

      It's almost as if he just doing some revisionism about our ancestors just to excuse his bizarre bad lifestyle

    • @willyeeton4390
      @willyeeton4390 3 роки тому +336

      @@themusicaljunkie37 he's not doing it to excuse himself, he's doing it to sell his "ancestral" supplements. He knows exactly what he's doing.

    • @elyseb7372
      @elyseb7372 3 роки тому +287

      @@voluntaryismistheanswer carbon is in all living matter (both plant and animal), so carbon dating wouldn't be a problem when archeologist come across ancient preserved veggies and fruits. But there's plenty of evidence that indicate ancient humans ate plants, just like meat. Usually the remains of these plants are found buried in baskets or preserved in the mud of archeological dig sites. Not to mention, agriculture itself is an amazing testament to relationship between plants and humans! Wild corn looks completely different to your standard domesticated corn for example.

  • @socialistrecyclebin
    @socialistrecyclebin 2 роки тому +818

    This aged like a fine wine

    • @runawayspacefugitive
      @runawayspacefugitive 2 роки тому +19

      This video aged beautifully

    • @aprroxit3633
      @aprroxit3633 2 роки тому

      🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @caminey7455
      @caminey7455 2 роки тому +4

      Context?

    • @YNEA.
      @YNEA. 2 роки тому +3

      @@caminey7455 email got leaked that he has spent 12k per month on steroids

    • @runawayspacefugitive
      @runawayspacefugitive 2 роки тому +18

      @@caminey7455 I don't exactly know what the Liver king did but he got himself into some hot water. You're going to have to watch a video on him to understand what's going on

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 роки тому +1990

    “crushed raw testical” is a phrase i never thought i would hear

    • @arnav.s3030
      @arnav.s3030 3 роки тому +5

      Reply to this with random and I mean random things

    • @Kastingg
      @Kastingg 3 роки тому +39

      Just like mom used to make

    • @Psycheitout
      @Psycheitout 3 роки тому +30

      This guy is going to die of listeria. Just like our ancestors.

    • @JustTooManyPuppies
      @JustTooManyPuppies 3 роки тому +24

      @@Kastingg you ever wonder why the men mom brings into her room dont come back out

    • @Leakingmeat
      @Leakingmeat 3 роки тому +4

      Certified comment bot moment

  • @APeXofMarksmen
    @APeXofMarksmen 3 роки тому +4395

    For those unfamiliar with fitness and nutrition:
    1. The man is 100% guaranteed on steroids (which wouldnt be a problem if he'd be open about it instead of attesting his physique purely to his insane diets, lifestyle and most importantly obsolete, overpriced supplements etc)
    2. In contrast to what he claims, consuming large amounts of liver can be a major health risk, particularly Hypervitaminosis A comes to mind
    3. This should go without saying but consuming raw animal parts is also a large risk and will eventually give you parasites and food poisoning, the reason something like beef tartar can be consumed raw is because in the case of beef, most pathogens are found on the outer layer of the meat due to contaminations in the slaughterhouse (this is also why you shouldnt eat burger patties rare)
    I think his content is great to make fun of but its scary to think that someone might believe his horrible advice.

    • @jeffgayzose8129
      @jeffgayzose8129 3 роки тому +360

      I think it's hilarious that they're scared of phone radiation, but is fine with taking gear to look unnaturally big

    • @AirCarlos97
      @AirCarlos97 3 роки тому +98

      Educational comment thank you

    • @QuestioningKate
      @QuestioningKate 3 роки тому +274

      I’m really concerned about the fact that he’s seemingly feeding his kids raw meat and no vegetables as well. And potentially convincing other parents to feed their children that way.

    • @charli3mors3
      @charli3mors3 3 роки тому +5

      He isnt on steroids

    • @garrettroberts4960
      @garrettroberts4960 3 роки тому +138

      @@charli3mors3 There’s no possible way that he’s at least 40 years old and looks like that with his insane diet and exercise.

  • @manabread
    @manabread 3 роки тому +969

    My name is Brian and this honestly felt like Danny was talking to me personally, being that I’m always crying and working out too

    • @carlisleh
      @carlisleh 3 роки тому

      Aw brian

    • @michelledcruz7616
      @michelledcruz7616 3 роки тому +1

      I know a guy from Canada name Mike I'm going to call and tell him about this video

    • @shinjikun8066
      @shinjikun8066 3 роки тому

      Same Brian same, although my name isn't Brian. But i feel you man

  • @pezzy5014
    @pezzy5014 2 роки тому +197

    The liver king just looks like bearded tim allen in a body builder costume

    • @911ShadowNinja
      @911ShadowNinja 2 роки тому +7

      Holy shit I cannot unsee this now

    • @sleeby526
      @sleeby526 2 роки тому +15

      If you think about it with the whole drug thing… he kind of is in a bodybuilder costume

    • @pezzy5014
      @pezzy5014 2 роки тому +2

      @@sleeby526 true that

  • @atomosvrial1708
    @atomosvrial1708 3 роки тому +5374

    Early humans: we eat bread, honey, and COOKED meat.
    This guy: RAW FLESH........ And several million dollar home, jet skis, and fully automatic rifles
    JUST LIKE OUR ANCESTORS!!

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 роки тому +149

      Well I think he is trying to simulate a time BEFORE humanity started using fire. But even then, meat was just a part of their diet...

    • @barbarazottis5915
      @barbarazottis5915 3 роки тому +411

      @@sleepysera oh yes, the famous cave men food: yogurt lol

    • @zestyghost4616
      @zestyghost4616 3 роки тому +206

      Yeah and the earliest humans had hunter gatherer societies and most of their food was gathered because hunts often failed and didn’t always bring back food at all much less enough for everyone to live entirely off it, so he’s literally just wrong

    • @timdevisser4947
      @timdevisser4947 3 роки тому +7

      fully automatic rifles are prohibitively expensive and require a class 3 dealers license. He does not have fully automatic rifles.

    • @leoh2502
      @leoh2502 3 роки тому +50

      @@sleepysera That's going back about two million years. Those guys were not really the "humanity" we are today in evolutionary terms, which means that our effective ancestors never primarily ate uncooked meat.

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 3 роки тому +2650

    The only “ancestral group” that subsisted on a mostly meat-based diet (that I can think of) were the Inuit, Yupik, and other indigenous groups of northern Canada. They’re a fascinating exception in that, over a long period of time, they developed a unique gut microbiome that allowed them to digest raw meat more efficiently than other groups.

    • @psychotophatcat
      @psychotophatcat 3 роки тому +232

      I think there is something similar like that for people whose ancestors relied heavily on dairy products like hard cheesees and milk. Most people are somewhat lactose intolerant, but people with that background almost need at least a little bit of it. This kind of stuff is really interesting, it sucks that dudes like this ultimately wind up discouraging people from looking into it.

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 3 роки тому +112

      @@psychotophatcat basically if you have mostly British Isles, Nordic etc ancestry, lactose does absolutely nothing to you.
      As one of those people, it's great, I can have dairy with no consequences

    • @ByzantineDarkwraith
      @ByzantineDarkwraith 3 роки тому +102

      @croaker I don’t think you know what subsistence means in this context… it just means to survive/feed yourself. Like subsistence agriculture means feeding yourself by farming (and was what most people did for most of the last several thousand years)

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 роки тому +158

      @croaker Homo Sapiens have always been omnivores. Other species of Homo- might have been less omnivorous, but none have ever been “hypercarnivores”. That’s simply impossible. Even obligate carnivore species like cats (big and small) sometimes eat vegetation to settle their stomachs.
      And there’s still plant life in even the driest regions of the world. The unspecified “tribes” you mention also forage and farm. Roots, legumes, and squash are very common in many Central African dishes. There’s a reason pre-historic humans lived in hunter-GATHERER societies. Hunting was unreliable; success wasn’t guaranteed. Foraging was almost always successful.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 роки тому +50

      @croaker yes, gathering was a fallback when hunting was unsuccessful; I’m not disputing that. The primary source of protein and vitamin B12 in the human diet has always derived from meat and animal products. B12 is an absolute necessity in our diet, so I don’t disagree at all that humans have evolved to eat meat.
      My original comment was specifically addressing the eating of _raw_ seal/whale meat in humans from between 15,000-10,000 years ago. Compared to 3-5 MYA, our stomachs (and subsequent pH levels) evolved out of the ability to _efficiently_ digest raw meat - other than very fresh fish and beef. Cooked, dried, pickled, and spiced meat keeps for far longer than raw meat - especially in warmer climates (which is why spicy food is seen more often in civilizations closer to the equator). Before the advent of preservation methods, I don’t doubt that humans and our anthropological ancestors were closer to scavengers.
      I don’t think we’re in disagreement about anything. We’re just thinking of different time periods.

  • @crazyanimationtime
    @crazyanimationtime 3 роки тому +3966

    This guy definitely secretly still believes he’s a werewolf

    • @JaneDoe-ym7de
      @JaneDoe-ym7de 3 роки тому +131

      @@MalutkaAsienka On all levels except physical, he is a wolf
      BARK

    • @talzaenvy
      @talzaenvy 3 роки тому +34

      And you know what? Good for him

    • @Miipmiip
      @Miipmiip 3 роки тому +28

      Werebear

    • @ktreznin5538
      @ktreznin5538 3 роки тому +12

      Secretly?

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 3 роки тому +12

      I bet he’s into barefoot running

  • @nicoleoneill1856
    @nicoleoneill1856 2 роки тому +425

    Our ancestors 🤝 anabolic steroids

  • @monochrome_soft9472
    @monochrome_soft9472 3 роки тому +803

    "he looks so sad.. maybe it's just the weight of everything.."
    me too, liver king, me too.

  • @avery7070
    @avery7070 3 роки тому +1419

    Was there ever a point in history where humans were unanimously healthy? I feel like we’ve always had something that was bad for us 💀

    • @AleksandarBell
      @AleksandarBell 3 роки тому +64

      When he’s talking about especially we literally evolved to have something sort out all the dirt and rocks we ate with our food.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 3 роки тому +54

      He's talking about when humans' life expectancy was 60 due to poor hygiene, diet, and exercise. Rarely anyone today is dying of Tuberculosis and the Bubonic Plague. 😂

    • @Forslimjims
      @Forslimjims 3 роки тому +115

      The theory is that the first humans would have had to hunt every day and train their bodies to the peak of human condition to be able to live and be successful. What they don't understand is that humans, unlike animals, have always thrived through superior intelligence and not strength.

    • @captainthecat6512
      @captainthecat6512 3 роки тому +11

      No. We are always dumb. Remember blood letting?

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 роки тому +18

      youre right but its just called nature lol. not everything is perfect and lives a full healthy life. every organism has parasites, diseases, mutations or adaptions, injuries, climate change, etc that can change or end its lifespan. humans are still animals.

  • @thareelhelloagain
    @thareelhelloagain 3 роки тому +1032

    He is absolutely, 100%, no doubt, very much on many steroids at all times. That physique and the way it looks on him is not achievable naturally, and him giving health advice while taking massive amounts of harmful steroids is completely hilarious and utterly delusional.

    • @TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived
      @TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived 3 роки тому +155

      100%. Once you’ve been working out naturally for 5 years, you’ll start to really realize how much this industry is full of BS.

    • @thareelhelloagain
      @thareelhelloagain 3 роки тому +59

      @@TheUltimateGeminiHasSurvived 12 years natural and going strong, here.

    • @deathisnear2424
      @deathisnear2424 3 роки тому +138

      Plus the fact in the first clip about him "breaking his fast". Why is he breathing so heavily between like 2 words. That is NOT healthy at all.

    • @nononononono1730
      @nononononono1730 3 роки тому +7

      Idk how it works but could it be that he took steroids in the past but not anymore? Because otherwise I'm so confused about what's going on in his mind

    • @thareelhelloagain
      @thareelhelloagain 3 роки тому +85

      @@nononononono1730 If it was just in the past, then he would quickly lose that steroid look/size. The effects do not last forever.

  • @sarahcores
    @sarahcores 2 роки тому +101

    I can't stop audibly laughing like so hard oh my god ten sets of weeping

  • @nicssocks
    @nicssocks 3 роки тому +1040

    this guy talking about his “skin biome” is like when my dad and brother talk to me about how they’re strengthening their immune system by eating stuff that’s out of date or not washing their hands

    • @argleblargle8083
      @argleblargle8083 3 роки тому +94

      The future for your dad -
      Doctor: sir, you strengthened your immune system too much, you now have an autoimmune disease. If only you hadn’t challenged it so much!

    • @captainthecat6512
      @captainthecat6512 3 роки тому +65

      You can "strengthen" your skin biome by taking 20 x-rays a day. It causes your skin to absorb the radiation and become invincible

    • @Tomanyfuckingfandoms
      @Tomanyfuckingfandoms 3 роки тому +23

      Sir this is a pandemic please wash your hands-

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 3 роки тому +17

      Yee what your dad and bro do is nonsense
      I'm much smarter than that
      I use the "immunity system strengthening" excuse to not wear more clothes when it's cold when my mom tells me to

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 3 роки тому +24

      That would be beneficial if their immune systems were still...y'know, developing. Not really gonna do much for them now except give them a stomachache.

  • @finn.8490
    @finn.8490 2 роки тому +5751

    Wow! What a great, muscular man who preaches such good values. I really hope nothing bad comes out about him.

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe 3 роки тому +576

    "they will be simulating a failed hunt" is comedic genius that will always make me laugh

  • @thegoblin.youknowtheone.7051
    @thegoblin.youknowtheone.7051 3 роки тому +2809

    Danny looks like a combination of all three live-action spidermen

    • @scarlett6143
      @scarlett6143 2 роки тому +243

      he's generic white guy cubed

    • @Yaboibarel
      @Yaboibarel 2 роки тому +102

      @@scarlett6143 he is the most average white guy ever

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 2 роки тому +127

      Danny is the default NPC

    • @sarahhuntington5530
      @sarahhuntington5530 2 роки тому +124

      @@Yaboibarel Don’t lie to me the average person does not look this good

    • @sarahhuntington5530
      @sarahhuntington5530 2 роки тому +10

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz my mans where did this come from

  • @laureldixon4977
    @laureldixon4977 3 місяці тому +15

    13:05 DANNY'S LOOK OF PANIC AND CONCERN 😭

  • @catsforcomms1952
    @catsforcomms1952 3 роки тому +2812

    I took “biological dentist” as, his wife was born a dentist and has the typical chromosomes. Cisdentist. As opposed to being ADAB (assigned dentist at birth) but identifying as transdentist

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj 3 роки тому +239

      Yeah, she does not support ADAB, for they do not live like their ancestors, who accepted their lives as a eye doctors

    • @ElariaFlori
      @ElariaFlori 3 роки тому +175

      @@epicgamer-ny4fj THESE are the kind of trans jokes I love.

    • @drewc9488
      @drewc9488 3 роки тому +32

      OOH THIS MADE ME CACKLE

    • @its-hannaH
      @its-hannaH 3 роки тому +18

      IM DEAD

    • @AdeteDahiya
      @AdeteDahiya 3 роки тому +23

      I read this and spat out my coffee laughing. These are the comments I come to UA-cam for

  • @GaryIV
    @GaryIV 3 роки тому +816

    For anyone curious, "biological dentistry" is the self-appointed name for people who perform dentistry according to "holistic" aka non-scientific medical doctrine, to make it sound like actual science.

    • @phantomkate6
      @phantomkate6 3 роки тому +67

      I thought it just meant that they're not cyborgs. Now how do I check if my dentist is a cyborg or not?

    • @GaryIV
      @GaryIV 3 роки тому +106

      @@phantomkate6 I'd say the most reliable way is to wait until your dentist peers into your mouth, then swiftly swing your arms around their head and feel for the off switch

    • @phantomkate6
      @phantomkate6 3 роки тому +6

      @@GaryIV lol

    • @abcdefgh-fb5ny
      @abcdefgh-fb5ny 3 роки тому +70

      okay, as much as I dislike the liver kunt, i might hate his wife even more. I cant stand it when misinformed people put themselves at the same level as ACTUAL medical professionals

    • @MizzBellaKitty
      @MizzBellaKitty 3 роки тому +39

      Oh, so she’s just bullshitting and using pseudoscience to profit off of uneducated people. Why am I not surprised?

  • @NowakiStar
    @NowakiStar 3 роки тому +5128

    As an archaeologist, this guy’s ideas about our “ancestors” are hilarious.

    • @larataro09
      @larataro09 3 роки тому +359

      i know danny has a big audience but it’s really nice to know so many people have careers like learning about the past in the comments! i think your job is really cool and i love learning about it :)

    • @marinaarellano436
      @marinaarellano436 3 роки тому +153

      Oh my gosh! You should totally make a video! I would be so interested in hearing your takes on it :)

    • @gabsf6
      @gabsf6 3 роки тому +151

      same, he makes me want to shred my degree into pieces

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 3 роки тому +33

      U guys r soooo coool!!

    • @Destructer
      @Destructer 3 роки тому +29

      ye i thought they would cook the meat over the fire (with sticks and stuff) or that might be just me

  • @60311
    @60311 2 роки тому +92

    11:50 the fact it's true 😭 he's made an apology vid for taking steroids

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +5567

    Danny is really starting his lvl 1 Wizard arc.

  • @MamaDoctorJones
    @MamaDoctorJones 3 роки тому +11950

    I am a doctor. 👀 commenting as requested…nothing else to add.

    • @karlarao8736
      @karlarao8736 3 роки тому +157

      Lmaoo

    • @meganredmon1191
      @meganredmon1191 3 роки тому +351

      Kinda slapped me in the face seeing you here 😂

    • @kateh2893
      @kateh2893 3 роки тому +257

      Thank you for your service.

    • @sorren150
      @sorren150 3 роки тому +182

      thank you for your wisdom

    • @althyastar
      @althyastar 3 роки тому +195

      I'm glad I'm not the only adult woman who thinks Danny's videos are fantastic and hilarious 😆

  • @kymberlybuhrer6561
    @kymberlybuhrer6561 3 роки тому +5111

    I can’t believe you glossed over the “simulating a failed hunt” joke, I had to pause to cry laugh for a good 5 minutes

  • @robertlyerly6957
    @robertlyerly6957 7 місяців тому +15

    I’m an archaeologist who studies prehistoric hunter-gatherers. I can promise you none of them looked or ate like this guy

    • @ЯсенЧапкънов
      @ЯсенЧапкънов 7 місяців тому +3

      Obviously. He is the product of technology like any other modern human. There is an implication that what is natural for us to eat is healthy but there is no real reason for that assumption to be the default position. We are unnatural and live longer.

  • @fefe1111-y9c
    @fefe1111-y9c 3 роки тому +434

    the irony of him trying to live like our "ancestors" while juiced to the absolute gills

  • @sidsrivastava2371
    @sidsrivastava2371 3 роки тому +556

    Liver Kids: “dad can we have chicken nuggets?”
    Liver King: “Best I can do is raw beef”

    • @gabriellecollins5726
      @gabriellecollins5726 3 роки тому +13

      nah bro that’s the liver peasants

    • @savannahhhh777
      @savannahhhh777 3 роки тому +3

      this killed me

    • @savannahhhh777
      @savannahhhh777 3 роки тому +2

      thank you

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 роки тому +18

      "eat your chicken genitals first!"
      "we're tired of chicken genitals"
      "CAVEKIDS LOVED THEM I'M THE LIVER KING!"

    • @sidsrivastava2371
      @sidsrivastava2371 3 роки тому

      @@savannahhhh777 you’re welcome!

  • @Dex-qo8io
    @Dex-qo8io 3 роки тому +662

    It's funny how he claims to live "the ancestral lifestyle" by eating raw meat, when humans evolved as we did in the first place by cooking our meat. Insane.

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 3 роки тому +48

      Right. This is what happens when people take “rare steaks are the only way to cook them” too far and just end up guzzling raw testicle

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +26

      @@jazwhoaskedforthis I still cannot fathom why some people hate their steak even a little bit touched by heat.

    • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
      @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 2 роки тому +1

      Both raw and cooked

  • @elizabetharas5748
    @elizabetharas5748 Рік тому +56

    9:57 I know this is an old video, but..
    *THE LITERAL EARTH GENERATES A MAGNETIC FIELD*

  • @VultureSkins
    @VultureSkins 3 роки тому +1936

    6:14 dude really said “several professionals all gave us the same, consistent advice, so we, two average Folks, read A SINGLE BOOK and decided we know more than any doctor, then took our childrens’ lives into our own, non-medical professional hands. And you should too.”

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +26

      People like Brian Johnson don’t know the word “consensus” they only know “conspiracy”

    • @ariannebrodeur
      @ariannebrodeur 2 роки тому +100

      Nah bc my dad works EXACTLY LIKE THIS. IM NOT KIDDING. people like this man will find ONE person who claims to have a title like doctor or professor who says what they want to hear and they will subscribe to every WORD and ignore any other person with physical proof they are bonkers 💀 its so painful

    • @kezvo0512
      @kezvo0512 2 роки тому +24

      To be fair it sounded like the medication didn't work and they kept trying to get different medications but they kept getting the same one from the docters

    • @somedudeok1451
      @somedudeok1451 2 роки тому +1

      Yep. Right wing conservative anti-intellectuals. What did you expect? You know they're against vaccinations and maybe even support Qanon. Bet they have some weird views about the jews as well. ^^ You can read these people like a book.

    • @aeiro8312
      @aeiro8312 2 роки тому +2

      @@ariannebrodeur
      .

  • @KristofskiKabuki
    @KristofskiKabuki 3 роки тому +1811

    I like how he implies that children with allergies can’t be good at academia or sports

    • @illusionfate
      @illusionfate 3 роки тому +162

      children with allergies simply do not thrive,,,,

    • @erizxs
      @erizxs 3 роки тому +70

      as someone who's allergic to dust, yes indeed I'm not good at academic and sports.

    • @artsintheam
      @artsintheam 3 роки тому +45

      As someone who is allergic to almost everything, I can confirm that I am not good at academics nor good at sports

    • @angclbby
      @angclbby 3 роки тому +4

      @@artsintheam okay but same

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 3 роки тому +3

      I mean probably not as good but it doesn't mean they cant lol

  • @draculaura4183
    @draculaura4183 3 роки тому +845

    the look of pure shock on danny’s dace after brian grunts in pain is priceless 💀

    • @clementina3350
      @clementina3350 2 роки тому +34

      13:04 made me cry from laughing I wonder if he saw that video before shooting or if it was his genuine first reaction

    • @agoofygoober7649
      @agoofygoober7649 2 роки тому +6

      I come back here every week just for that part (around 12:45 )

  • @Boristhetoon_245
    @Boristhetoon_245 Рік тому +31

    The way he's crying... It's okay man, you can still be the liver king and cry. We all cry.
    Okay, so I just said it's okay. But yet, every time I hear him make noises like he's crying, I crack up.

  • @garou9914
    @garou9914 3 роки тому +441

    Ah yes I remember when I heard all the stories about how my ancestors got jacked up on steroids and barley edible food while filming tiktoks in their modern mansions. Just glad someone is keeping the traditions alive.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 роки тому +26

      It’s so sad that most of us are so detached from our primal way of living in a mansion with a pew

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 3 роки тому +8

      @@DiMagnolia totally most people now live in normal houses or apartments, shame no one is sticking to our primal mansion living days.

  • @wickedglassbears
    @wickedglassbears 3 роки тому +493

    I feel like these people that want to live “ancestral” think early humans had strict rules when they were literally just trying to survive. You can bet your ass if you gave early humans a memory foam mattress they would be so happy.

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 роки тому +35

      all these languages and you spoke facts

    • @thelonleyUchiha1
      @thelonleyUchiha1 3 роки тому +10

      This dude seems to just want to live the stereotype of our “ancestors” or like a movie version of cavemen then what they actually did back then. It’s like a mix of some facts and mostly fiction

  • @ktuck222
    @ktuck222 3 роки тому +736

    You know this dude actually sleeps on a real bed and eats more than raw meat for food lol, he's preaching "primal lifestyle" but has guns and jet skis. The irony of him saying "this is a phone-free house" while posting videos on a phone every day is hilarious. And those poor kids, man... I feel so bad for those kids, living like that.

    • @abcdefgh-fb5ny
      @abcdefgh-fb5ny 3 роки тому +10

      and you know they’re not doing well either. top 95th percentile in academics and 99th PERCENTILE in fitness?? in my school, that’s really fucking low. and dad boasting it shows he was probably 100th percentile in academics

    • @icedcat4021
      @icedcat4021 3 роки тому +70

      @@abcdefgh-fb5ny that... means theyre in the top 1% in fitness. I think youre the one who needs to worry about their academics lol

    • @wyattp8479
      @wyattp8479 3 роки тому +35

      @@abcdefgh-fb5ny I think you're thinking that 99th percentile means that they're at the bottom? It doesnt

    • @greenchannelgreen
      @greenchannelgreen 3 роки тому +10

      I sense this entire scenario is unfolding in SoCal. In which case the house is a one day rental and the kids are actors. Only the guns and jet skis are real.

    • @mystiohate6590
      @mystiohate6590 3 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp

  • @jalengregory1712
    @jalengregory1712 2 роки тому +219

    Are you here because you watched the lying king and now you gotta rewatch this one

  • @munchnEl
    @munchnEl 3 роки тому +835

    I feel that it's necessary to mention for those people who are not into fitness that Liver King is 100% enhanced. The amount of muscle mass he has (like, Mr. Olympia level) indicates that he's using dangerously high levels of PEDs. Steroids and other PEDs also wreak absolute havoc on your cardiovascular health, which is likely why he sounds like he's out of breath all the time. So suffice it to say that his projection of healthy living is very contradictory to how he treats his body.
    All in all he's just another dime a dozen fitness influencer who tries to sell his products using his "ancestral living" shtick as a unique selling proposition, which is funny considering that, from what he shows in his videos, his training involves a lot of barbells and other modern gym equipment.

    • @xAFallFarewellx
      @xAFallFarewellx 3 роки тому +67

      Dude's sauced to the gills for sure.

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 3 роки тому +71

      Steroids and a diet that consists mostly of meat… I hope for his and his family’s sake that he’s not setting himself up for heart disease.

    • @Lesnooch
      @Lesnooch 3 роки тому +40

      Nuh uh he said he was natty. He certainly isn't lying on the internet for clicks and money.

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 3 роки тому +59

      Was just about to comment about the constant heavy breathing, like, that's not natural healthy way for a person to be when they're just standing and talking and you definitely hear stuff and see news about bodybuilders all the time who've had to actually stop exercise and wean themselves off of all the steroids or they'd not survive a month longer.

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah it is depressing to be in the position of defending Steroid King but he at least has a grasp on nutrition (I'll still take my Rocky mountain oysters cooked, lol)

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 2 роки тому +1064

    It still kills me how people like this refuse to wear shoes thinking “our ancestor’s didn’t wear shoes” when early humans made shoes. 😂

    • @sean.furlong1989
      @sean.furlong1989 2 роки тому +139

      I can't imagine my early ancestors walking around barefoot during the Ice Age in Western Europe.

    • @Anhonime
      @Anhonime 2 роки тому

      yeah, they're "honoring their ancestors" by rejecting all their inventions and trying to return to the most original state (idk when it stops, will the "ancestral lifestyle" people eventually devolve into homo erectus?) that our ancestors clearly wanted to get away from, considering they made all these inventions

    • @CalvinKalisto
      @CalvinKalisto 2 роки тому +34

      Well,I heard there are arguments about the shape and how tight shoes are has drastically changed our foot shape. Which is true btw. But not sure if it's a bad thing exactly.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 роки тому +33

      In fairness, modern shoes do some pretty nasty things to my feet and overall posture. I'd be perfectly happy and content 99% of the time wearing flat-soled sandals and moccasins.

    • @swagromancer
      @swagromancer 2 роки тому +21

      As someone who refuses to wear shoes, I've heard so many bs claims about the benefits of walking barefoot over the years, it's frankly ridiculous.

  • @annoyedbyyourface
    @annoyedbyyourface 3 роки тому +1051

    Also, if people like this really cared about history, they would know many early humans were not jacked like this. The ones who were thin had a lot of lean muscle because they were constantly on the go when they weren't resting. Bulky muscle like his would slow you down and make you less agile which is not good if you're hunting and trying to stay away from predators like bears and big cats.

    • @dahkdm8787
      @dahkdm8787 2 роки тому +124

      True! they also had a higher body fat percentage, and likely rarely exercised for fun... or whatever emotion Liver King is feeling as he collapses from the weights he's pulling.

    • @drcola143
      @drcola143 2 роки тому +8

      Nope. “Early men and women weren’t just endurance freaks, they were also burly. Prehistoric agricultural women for instance seem to have upper bodies as strong as of todays collegiate rowers”-Vice

    • @dahkdm8787
      @dahkdm8787 2 роки тому +78

      @@drcola143 Key word there is agricultural. Gatherer-hunters weren't agricultural they were horticultural at best.

    • @drcola143
      @drcola143 2 роки тому +5

      @@dahkdm8787 yeah, probably during the Neolithic revolution

    • @dahkdm8787
      @dahkdm8787 2 роки тому +49

      @@drcola143 So agricultural peoples lived completely different lives than peoples who would regularly have to forage for food. So your quote has no relevance.

  • @Aisha4me
    @Aisha4me 3 місяці тому +25

    00:19 i was not expecting that😭😭😧

  • @bigdumbhorsebaby2795
    @bigdumbhorsebaby2795 3 роки тому +345

    Hey Danny, I am a professional registered archaeologist, and in my professional opinion humans have never had an optimal time and we have pretty much always been fucked. Thanks!

    • @WiretheAlligator
      @WiretheAlligator 3 роки тому +11

      Registered?

    • @azrowing7220
      @azrowing7220 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks!

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 3 роки тому +10

      Our optimal time was before we started being Homo sapiens. Reject modernity, become Monkee

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 3 роки тому +1

      @@DarkShadows713 Nah. It was when we were single cell organisms. Everything after that was fucked.

  • @graciedix90
    @graciedix90 3 роки тому +2319

    I feel kind of bad for his kids. I get being allergic to a shit ton of stuff, but eating raw meat..... uhhhhh no.
    Also, Danny, there are things living on our skin.

    • @ryder2156
      @ryder2156 3 роки тому +57

      I would hope to god he would know that, or he just magically turned into the guy he makes fun of in his videos lol

    • @ultrawandit
      @ultrawandit 3 роки тому +86

      without context that second line sounds so ominous

    • @Miipmiip
      @Miipmiip 3 роки тому +46

      @loveutill theendoftimes not literally but salmonella is often in raw chicken and bacteria breeds on raw meat 👍

    • @camm5245
      @camm5245 3 роки тому +32

      Danny has never heard of bacteria

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 3 роки тому +39

      Bacteria, mostly. The human bodies relies on a ton of micro-organisms to keep everything in balance, be it on the inside or the outside.

  • @alyssa8167
    @alyssa8167 3 роки тому +525

    "They are not fit to eat like a king so they will be SIMULATING A FAILED HUNT" I'm dying djiskskskwk

  • @GiGermanotta
    @GiGermanotta 2 роки тому +224

    watching this just as he admitted to using steroids lmao

  • @coolfish38
    @coolfish38 3 роки тому +747

    His wife calls him "the Bear" because I'm sure she secretly hates being called "Liver Queen"
    Anyways evolutionary biologist Marlene Zuk has a great book debunking these "paleo" people called "Paleofantasy", dismantling these people's arguments about what "ancestral humans" did and why it's actually not great for you. Also, the fact he has no idea what EMF waves actually are or how they work is hilarious to me.
    As someone with severe allergies, though, I'm worried for those poor kids.

    • @green49285
      @green49285 3 роки тому +24

      Don't feel too bad. A lot of these online health people are full of shit & actually aren't dragging their kid's health down with there's. Probably why he dod.t have anything on the kid's plate.

  • @andybogdanov
    @andybogdanov 2 роки тому +672

    The oldest known mattress in history dates back to 77,000 years ago, and was found in the Sibudu Cave in KwaZulu-Natal in Africa. The mattress was composed of layers of reeds and rushes, discovered at the bottom of a pile of compacted grasses and leafy plants used as bedding. This bedding was periodically burned, which researchers believe was meant to limit pests and garbage

    • @Dirtwormeater
      @Dirtwormeater 7 місяців тому +3

      Thank you for the history lesson

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 7 місяців тому +4

      I always really like learning about little things ancient humans did that shows they weren't some sort of smooth-brained rage monkey some people think they were

    • @PhilWithCoffee
      @PhilWithCoffee 7 місяців тому +2

      And you can pretty much guarantee that that was not an early prototype, so mattresses are likely to be much older. Very interesting!

  • @mars_is_cooler
    @mars_is_cooler 3 роки тому +2962

    Danny's video topics are always the weirdest shit that I didn't need to see but they're so entertaining

    • @Nathan-Croft
      @Nathan-Croft 3 роки тому +2

      Like badaddies

    • @willreilly7120
      @willreilly7120 3 роки тому

      Haha totaly

    • @xobler2508
      @xobler2508 3 роки тому +10

      @Mbita Acoustic Guitar the best way to reach 50k would just be to upload more, already being at 19k is really good, especially for a channel doing guitar covers, but asking for subs in replies wont really grow your channel. Just try to keep up on trends and upload more frequently because the next 30k will probably come easier than the first 20

    • @theveryworst6455
      @theveryworst6455 3 роки тому

      Lol stop trying to get pinned

    • @tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat
      @tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat 3 роки тому

      i have been following the liver king for a long time he is the greatest man alive

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 Рік тому +22

    "I'm gonna live like our earliest ancestors, who ate raw meat, slept on wooden boxes, and drove jetskis and shot assault rifles."

  • @ThatLEG0Guy
    @ThatLEG0Guy 2 роки тому +200

    17:25 imagin being a little kid visiting for a sleepover and you see your friends dad, this flesh tank, just sitting motionless in the dark on a church pew like some hellish statue