I had one who passed two years ago. She was a great dog, so sweet and loved to play. She barked a lot but never bit anyone. Tho she did kill a few rabbits and birds in the back yard.
@@judyives1832 Cockers were quite a bit larger when I was a small child and their ears were not as long and droopy as they are now. Even in my lifetime some of the brachycephalic breeds such as bulldogs, boxers, Boston terriers, etc. have much shorter muzzles than they did when I was a child.
I used to be a pet groomer. Besides the size of their ears there's the fact that their sooo hairy on the inside. Very cute ears but extremely problematic 😰
I got 2 cocker spaniels. The male loves us but hates strangers and has awful separation anxiety. He also alerts us to anyone even thinking about coming in our yard, like a spidey sense. The female is a sweetheart with unbelievable energy. Smart dogs and I love em.
@@InsomniacDoggoThe Abrahamic God has the temperament and emotional immaturity of a spoiled 4 year old who throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get attention and have his way.
@@elsafrost1094you can live your life as the perfect Christian, but if you don’t read the Bible or believe in god you believe that they would get sent to hell. On the opposite side of the spectrum, you could be an awful Christian that commits SA crimes and murder and all that other fun stuff, but if you repent and give your heart to god you can still go to heaven
In fact the creator being able to cram all those little jokes inside what's originally supposed to be about dogs is what keeps me coming back. The people around me might now casually ask if I'm watching the dogless dog videos because I lol a lot, but these days I'm more often godlessly laughing at and with this 'God' character. And no, English isn't my first language and I proudly advertise the fact by jokey overuse of the split infinitive.
@@user-cj7iv8rq3h Mate, as a native English-speaking writer, you nailed it, anyway. I wouldn't have guessed if you hadn't mentioned it. I absolutely agree with your point, as well.
@@user-cj7iv8rq3has another person said, I would not have guessed English is not your native language. You are very articulate, and I’m genuinely impressed. I legit thought you were one of those writers who writes about science or the Bible because of the words you used and your grammar and the way you wrote it. That’s a lot better than most of the people o know.
I miss my American Cocker spaniel 😢 he died 2 years ago at 22 years old. He was a grumpy old man. Had big man attitude. Very good at being protective of me and the kids. He actually picked up my moms and dads cancer before they got diagnosed. All of a sudden he would growl at them for no reason. He was such a good boy Was! Was playful as a pup up till 2 years before he died. His best bud is my German Shepard border collie mix who is really intelligent, loyal, and handsome. Perfect amount of energy and protective of his family. He loves our outdoor cat and plays with her a the time. Really the best good boy ever.
Now I'm just picturing a large breed, like a Great Pyrenees or Great Dane, with a harness that has a cup holder attached. In fact *googles* this already exists.
I had a golden Cocker Spaniel growing up - I don't know how, but as a kid I knew that was the dog I wanted. He was such a beautiful dog and a real character. When we took him walkies he would go nuts and bark so that the whole neighbourhood knew he was coming. In the park when we let him off the leash he would not stop running - he could hardly stop himself long enough to pee 😂l When he died (of old age), I was devastated - I still miss him after all these years ❤
Had 5 cockers in my life... So far 😳 mostly true but had a black male cocker spaniel when I was younger and he liked strangers who were not strangers in our house. If he thought there was a stranger in our house barked and growled like mad, as soon as he realised it wasn't he was happy out. He also wouldn't rest until he checked all of our rooms to make sure we were safe then he would go to his own bed. Amazing dogs.
“Are you five years old?!” “No I’m.. don’t worry about it..!” edit: i don’t want an explanation to how old god is, guys. i just wanted to make a funny comment.
@@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tmHumans have documented a relationship with God for over 6,000 years, but the concept of religion has likely existed for 9,000-10,000 years. However, in the Bible it's written that Jesus says of God, "For my Father, one day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as one day". Modern Christians believe that God is responsible for the creation of the world and all its history, so although that may span billions of years as determined by science, for God that time was supposedly just six days. To further complicate the answer, God is said to be omnipresent and eternal, meaning that all time as we know it exists at once for God. He likely exists in the 4th dimension as well as higher dimensions that we are unaware of, meaning that He may have existed for a relatively short period in His realm(a few dozen "years"), but to us trillions or quadrillions or some other incomprehensible number of years has passed. In short, "Don't worry about it!"
@@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm Kind of a tricky concept. The safe bet is "at least as old as the universe" (although you have to deal with people who can't agree on how old the universe is), but some religious philosophers argue that, because He's omnipresent (at all places and at all times simultaneously), any given age value is technically correct.
@@keeganrossyeah I was gonna say, if god is omnipresent/omnitemporal wouldn’t he basically be all ages at once? So, god *is* 5 years old… and 100 years old…. And 10000 years old… and 900 trillion years old… and 12 years old
I have a two year old cocker spaniel and he’s the sweetest thing ever. Great with my whole family but definitely favourites my dad , probably because he feeds and walks him 😂. Also I asked for this video not that long ago and I only asked once so thank you because I usually have to ask several times with other youtubers.
My first dog was a cocker spaniel and he was actually very protective of our house. Someone could break in, but they'd never get out. He was a good boy.
You’re so right about the ears 😂 I had a springer, she had the most beautiful ears but every time she went swimming when she was older her ears got infected 😢 she was alright when she was younger but in later life she was just much more prone to it.
Finally🎉🎉🎉 After half a year of asking for it he made a video about a cocker Spaniel. I've got one and now I'm really happy. Please make more Videos!!! I Love your channel!!!
As someone who had a floppy eared dog, (English Springer Spaniel) I can confirm that she was basically deaf in one ear by the time she was 10 and had frequent ear infections
My doggo isn't a Spaniel, she just has your typical floppy ears like a Lab, and even so she's already had one or two ear infections in less than two years.
You forgot to mention they have sepation anxiety 😂 Every cocker spaniel I ever met or owned was anxious as hell for the smallest leave, my grandpa going to the basement? Gotta scream till he comes back. Closing the door cause I wanna sleep? Yep, you guessed it, gotta scream
Mine cry pitifully, not scream. But please let them sleep with you. It makes them so happy. I’m not trying to be mean but have you seen lady and the tramp? You didn’t know they’d be exactly like her scene as a puppy? Please please don’t get a cocker spaniel and not let them sleep with you. They cannot take it. They just can’t. Please. They will go to sleep when you do. Train them to say bedtime. If you just can’t let them in your bed for some reason which please do then at least get a dog bed next to your bed. Don’t put a door between you.
My cocker spaniel is fine with sleeping in the other room, only if there’s monkeys or baboons he goes crazy. He only cries when he’s hungry or been left outside when its cold and wet. I love him to bits :))
They are so gentle and most love everyone but I will say all of them have this vibe check. They like … 80% of people. Then they bark continuously at certain strangers, usually men and can’t get used to someone of them like people doing home work and such. And get very afraid of some people. I remember one my moms current dog would bark at until it make her physically sick she would get so nervous ended up being a felon doing work and a scammer and scammed mom out of tons of money so I believe she could feel he wasn’t a good person.
oooh I love cocker spaniels too! When I was a kid i would go walking back home just to be able to play with some stranger's cocker on the way, they really are super friendly!! And soooo cute
I have grown up with 3 distinct cocker personalities. A lazy old soul who I loved, he was amazing. A super energetic cocker with the most loving personality ever. And a menace to everyone and everything. All have been great, still trying to get over the anxiety stage of the third one, a rescue who has ear infections constantly. I always have to clean them out, but he also doesn’t trust me so muzzle is the only way to help him. I love cocker spaniel dogs so much.
My mom's friend who used to babysit me when I was a baby had a cockerspaniel. That dog loved, and protected, me and I love it back. So much my first word was it's name. And it would let me stand up using it's ears. Great with kids is an understatement I think
Okay, I’ve had 4 cocker spaniels and they all must’ve been the house ones.. I have no idea. I’ve never heard of different types. Can you explain? How do you know which one you’ve got? And are they smart? Mine were all so sweet, super gentle, with some separation anxiety. The current one has insane energy and can run and run when you come home in excitement but the other one’s weren’t very limber and had joint problems. They all loved toys. Most of mine were smart but the current one will bark and the most random stuff that moved like .. if you move where you normally park or at a suitcase but won’t hear a delivery person or stranger at the front door and alert you. All my other ones were very good at that. I wonder if mine has a bit of trouble hearing or what. Anyway they are the most gentle things and would be very gentle with kids and the sick. My last one would know when my dad has his chemo pump on before he died and know not to jump on him and would lay so gently with him and she wanted to go to his grave and she would pay her respects. So some I’ve had are very smart and some aren’t. My smartest dog was a half Australian shepherd half collie I had. I would say my black Labrador retriever was a little dumb but great at fetching but she got hurt badly a couple times … this was when I was a kid. But my brother was playing catch with himself with a baseball bat and ball and she jumped up and tried to get his ball and he accidentally hit her in the head with the baseball bat and she was hurt bad and had to go to the hospital. So sometimes these natural breed features that humans breed them for can literally be dangerous. Once I threw a frisbee which she was so so good at and I accidentally threw it across our creek and she fell in instead of going around. Poor girl. I loved her so much.
I loved my cocker mix. Though she was not stranger friendly. She was also part yorkie and thought herself big and tough. She even took on our neighbors German Shepard and set the poor dog rubbing. 😂 She was a good guard dog too. No one could get past her without her alerting us. Best little dog ever.
I know my mind is in the gutter and all, but I did just read that your ‘cocker mix took on your neighbours German shepherd and sent the poor dog rubbing’…😳 Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself 😅
Aaa finally my pup! Can confirm, they love people too much 😅 and yeahh- ear infections were a problem for my boy when he was younger, but for some reason not as much anymore. He’s the sweetest thing in the world too- so happy to just cuddle and lay his head on people’s legs. Whenever I come home from college he refuses to sleep outside my room. Love him so much 💕
Trouble is: most cat owners or cat lovers don't care about races and pedigrees. There's hardly a niche for it. What could be fun : Angel creates a new cat behaviour: I did it ! I invented the glass toppling option ...or sth. But in my mind he's forever The Guy Who Makes Videos About Dogs Without Dogs and frankly, after a fair amount of binging his content, he's now, for me... a dog! Some cross bw German Shepherd, Husky, Yorkie and the odd mongrel rescue dog.
"They'd probably just side with whoever gives them the most attention." "Oh, that's the same way I decide who gets into heaven." Underrated joke. I was laughing for a good minute on that one 🤣
One of my first jobs was as a dog bather. Before that, I liked cockers, but that job made me hate them. My prior experience agreed with this, they were great with family and were friendly. But at my job I saw a different side and would swear it wasn't an angel that made them but some bored Trickster god. They were NOT friendly! and 70% of the dogs that I had that tried to bite me were cockers. I had less problems from the huge Rotties! For a while I tried to understand why there were thit two sides. It finally dawned on me that 1. they were at the dog bathers, not their own home. 2. I wasn't someone they met before this experience. So it was "different location with stranger".
Cocker spaniels are notorious for resource guarding issues (beds, food, toys, etc) which makes them not ideal as family pets unless you’re experienced enough to avoid these issues. They are also the breed most commonly associated with rage syndrome, it’s prevalence among the breed relative to others gave the condition the alternate moniker of “red cocker rage syndrome” as the highest probability is amongst solid red coated cockers, followed by any other solid coat colour, followed by just being a cocker spaniel, then spaniels in general, and lastly all dogs. The chance greatly diminishes between each category, though the condition is a rare one overall.
YES. NO ONE HERE SEEMS TO GET HOW MEAN THEY ARE. but like seriously they are so protective and not in a good way sometimes. I’ve been bit and had stitches like 3 different times. That’s only me and I have 4 people in my house
@@Mac_likes_soup not fait to call them mean. They are not the outgoing laid-back goofball personalities at all, if that's your type of person a cocker is the wrong personality for you and your family. I'd not really call them family dogs at all, much like Miniature schnouzers they bond super strongly to one person, and are quite needy of constant company, patience when learning as a pupp, need gentle and very levelheaded guidance, no dramatic types, and like routine and order, but bond really closely to that one person. They are sensitive and quite dignified. You'll get no where if you don't understand and respect that. You can't yell at a cocker (i never raise my voice with animals but thats a big nono with these, like with sighthounds) They aren't very happy to meet and greet everyone unless very early and well socialized, don't like wrestling or kidding around to much, but are very earnest like a wide eyed sensitive toddler and later like an elderly gent or lady who prefers properly polite humans. They can have a sense of humor, if you understand it. They are less independent than many other breeds, and wouldn't be described as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Don't give a cocker a job. Get a springer spaniel if you want a family oriented, sporty and more easygoing spaniel. They are quite lovely feild and water dogs, social, allround, trainable and easier.
@@robertawalsh2995that’s so insane I can’t imagine. Was it really for sure a cocker or another spaniel? There’s a couple that look similar. All the cockers I’ve had .. you could take their food from their mouths and they wouldn’t bite
@@SingingAesthetician I've been a dog groomer for 8 years and cockers have a reputation for being mean and aggressive. "Cocker Rage" as it's known. I know they tend to be really friendly pets but they got really popular and really inbred. The breed has a lot of aggression issues and some of them are nurologically related.
@@SleepyPupper21 aww! I got it after reading it many times though! And 62 people got it and liked it. A comma after 'rich' would be good. And please forgive me, but 'grammar' 🙈🙊
I had a cocker spaniel. He shook his head, smacked his ear at a wall, the entire thing swole up, had to operate the poor bastard. He also needed heart and lung medication. He ended up living a long life. I miss him.
As someone without a cocker spaniel I can confirm this is how they are
Did you break into the house of someone who does have one?
Dont Cockers have biggest bite rate?
I had one who passed two years ago. She was a great dog, so sweet and loved to play. She barked a lot but never bit anyone. Tho she did kill a few rabbits and birds in the back yard.
Oh I get it, the cocker spaniel has you
So accurate! 🤣
"That's the same way I decide who gets into heaven" 💀
So true 😂
Best in all his videos
I hope not cuz if so i might not go to heaven
@@urbestfriend13691 I wouldn't worry about it too much. Probably nothing but boring folks up there anyway.
@@moniko7275nahhh
As a vet nurse, I can appreciate you mentioning their ear infection problems lol
I know!!! I can’t believe that we breed these health issues into our dogs! We have ruined so many dog breeds with “breed standards”.
@@judyives1832 Cockers were quite a bit larger when I was a small child and their ears were not as long and droopy as they are now. Even in my lifetime some of the brachycephalic breeds such as bulldogs, boxers, Boston terriers, etc. have much shorter muzzles than they did when I was a child.
I used to be a pet groomer. Besides the size of their ears there's the fact that their sooo hairy on the inside. Very cute ears but extremely problematic 😰
Same with springers, KCS and CKCS (Cavs).
@@Bavmordawell if they really care about their pet if the owners became involved, make time to stop problems before they happen.
"Blpblpblpblpblp"
He really slayed that
Ikr 😭
Slayyy
Instant hood classic.
"Oh, you're serious. Sorry, go ahead." The *expressions*...
:gigglesnort:
🤭
''Gigglesnort'' 🫢😂🤣
That sound was legitimately on point when it comes to “cockers” and their head shaking! I’m impressed!
I can't scroll any more to read comments. Apperently I have a 5 year old brain.
have they finally eaten the rich? no i think they're watching them box now. that 'huh' was priceless
😂😂😂😂
We totally should eat the rich though
A shame Elon's mom wouldn't let him do it.
@@FanOfMostEverythingthink Eloon was telling the truth?
@@FanOfMostEverything She knew the garbage can of her loins couldn't beat an alien lizard person hybrid.
"That's the same way I decide who goes to Heaven" killed me!
We're doomed. 😲😳
I was JUST about to type this XD
Lol as a Christian that’s lowkey true 😭
He's so clever to write this on script! 😂
My mum was watching this over my shoulder and she said " Oh my god he even looks like a dog!" I'm fr dieing 😂😂😂
Lmao. Pet owners do apparently start to look like their pet, but I guess when you love a species too much you just end up looking like the species.
@@RattlsnkeAs dumb as that sounds, probably true. I started sleeping in a similar position to my cat.
Tbh he looks more like a husky though... Wonderful for the channel
But a cute puppy❤😂
I got 2 cocker spaniels. The male loves us but hates strangers and has awful separation anxiety. He also alerts us to anyone even thinking about coming in our yard, like a spidey sense. The female is a sweetheart with unbelievable energy. Smart dogs and I love em.
I want to get one but I can't😭
Cocker heh 😏
@@American_USA What the
@@Summer_Fairy12 just saying
Man you are so lucky your dogs are cocker spaniels my dogs ar yourkies and sound like 100 alarms setting off☠
“That’s also how I decide how people get into heaven”
Savage
That’s not how God does it. Has he not read John 3:16? lol
@@elsafrost1094 Thats exactly how god does it.
Sin all you want but as long as you repent and give God attention you get into heaven.
@@InsomniacDoggoThe Abrahamic God has the temperament and emotional immaturity of a spoiled 4 year old who throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get attention and have his way.
Right! 😂😂😂 the subtle roast of god is always hilarious
@@elsafrost1094you can live your life as the perfect Christian, but if you don’t read the Bible or believe in god you believe that they would get sent to hell.
On the opposite side of the spectrum, you could be an awful Christian that commits SA crimes and murder and all that other fun stuff, but if you repent and give your heart to god you can still go to heaven
“I think they are watching them box now” 😂😂😂
I dont get it😅
@@vidpop5397 A few Years ago " celebrities" boxed. It was stupid but entertaining and didn't last very long.
wwe?
@@vidpop5397 Elon musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a boxing match
This is too funny
"That's also how I decide who gets in heaven." 😅
100% I lost at that one. 😂
But it’s so accurate
Gahdam
*takes notes*
But true😂
I love all the things God assumes the angel's done instead of making new dogs.
Why solve world hunger when you can make another dog... ;P
In fact the creator being able to cram all those little jokes inside what's originally supposed to be about dogs is what keeps me coming back. The people around me might now casually ask if I'm watching the dogless dog videos because I lol a lot, but these days I'm more often godlessly laughing at and with this 'God' character. And no, English isn't my first language and I proudly advertise the fact by jokey overuse of the split infinitive.
@@user-cj7iv8rq3h Mate, as a native English-speaking writer, you nailed it, anyway. I wouldn't have guessed if you hadn't mentioned it.
I absolutely agree with your point, as well.
@@user-cj7iv8rq3has another person said, I would not have guessed English is not your native language. You are very articulate, and I’m genuinely impressed. I legit thought you were one of those writers who writes about science or the Bible because of the words you used and your grammar and the way you wrote it. That’s a lot better than most of the people o know.
I miss my American Cocker spaniel 😢 he died 2 years ago at 22 years old. He was a grumpy old man. Had big man attitude. Very good at being protective of me and the kids. He actually picked up my moms and dads cancer before they got diagnosed. All of a sudden he would growl at them for no reason. He was such a good boy Was! Was playful as a pup up till 2 years before he died. His best bud is my German Shepard border collie mix who is really intelligent, loyal, and handsome. Perfect amount of energy and protective of his family. He loves our outdoor cat and plays with her a the time. Really the best good boy ever.
"Oh, that's the same way I decide who gets into heaven"😂😂
The sheep be like: O.O
He isn't wrong, but the benefits are nice 😎
“They’d probably just side with whoever gives them the most attention”
“Oh that’s the same way I decide who gets into heaven”
Bru the best part I was looking for this comment
So that's why we gotta pray so much🤯
@@aadhilayyoob8795 I don’t pray 😃
I think I’m going to hell 😃
So good😊
@@_L3SB14N_FR34K_ You can still turn to Him
“That’s how I decide who gets into heaven” has me dying 😂
“Oh like a cup holder?” Bro had me rolling 💀💀
Edit: wow thanks for 4.1k likes 🙏🙏
Now I'm just picturing a large breed, like a Great Pyrenees or Great Dane, with a harness that has a cup holder attached. In fact *googles* this already exists.
would be useful tho
I fell off my bed. It's a tall bed.
Don't you...
Don't you...
Don't you mean...
A PUP HOLDER!
Pup holder
"Oh that's how I decide whether people get into heaven" never have truer words been spoken 😂😂
Ha!.. oh you’re serious?..
Looking for this one 😂😭
The best line. So true
And being moral
this comment thread deserves an award for not devolving into a religious debate
That look between “No, I’m … “ and “don’t worry about it!” just tickled me!
That made me wonder how old god actually is
@@terminator9489I think when space was created
@@terminator9489 He is outside the bounds of time, so he doesn't actually have an age
I had a golden Cocker Spaniel growing up - I don't know how, but as a kid I knew that was the dog I wanted. He was such a beautiful dog and a real character. When we took him walkies he would go nuts and bark so that the whole neighbourhood knew he was coming. In the park when we let him off the leash he would not stop running - he could hardly stop himself long enough to pee 😂l When he died (of old age), I was devastated - I still miss him after all these years ❤
You forgot the “prone to separation anxiety” but other than that this is so true 😂
Had 5 cockers in my life... So far 😳 mostly true but had a black male cocker spaniel when I was younger and he liked strangers who were not strangers in our house. If he thought there was a stranger in our house barked and growled like mad, as soon as he realised it wasn't he was happy out. He also wouldn't rest until he checked all of our rooms to make sure we were safe then he would go to his own bed. Amazing dogs.
If this god representative read that i think he would die of laughter after those first few sentences
Sorry lol
I once had a Cocker Spaniel. It was a girl. She sadly passed away 23 years ago at age 13.
@@DachshundDogStarluck19 I'm so sorry. They are such wonderful dogs
@@ThatGuy-mp9og I actually had the same thought 😅
@@lolly5657 glad you weren't offended, some people are just so easily offended lmao
“Are you five years old?!”
“No I’m.. don’t worry about it..!”
edit: i don’t want an explanation to how old god is, guys. i just wanted to make a funny comment.
How old is he?
@@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tmHumans have documented a relationship with God for over 6,000 years, but the concept of religion has likely existed for 9,000-10,000 years. However, in the Bible it's written that Jesus says of God, "For my Father, one day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as one day". Modern Christians believe that God is responsible for the creation of the world and all its history, so although that may span billions of years as determined by science, for God that time was supposedly just six days. To further complicate the answer, God is said to be omnipresent and eternal, meaning that all time as we know it exists at once for God. He likely exists in the 4th dimension as well as higher dimensions that we are unaware of, meaning that He may have existed for a relatively short period in His realm(a few dozen "years"), but to us trillions or quadrillions or some other incomprehensible number of years has passed. In short,
"Don't worry about it!"
@@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm Kind of a tricky concept. The safe bet is "at least as old as the universe" (although you have to deal with people who can't agree on how old the universe is), but some religious philosophers argue that, because He's omnipresent (at all places and at all times simultaneously), any given age value is technically correct.
Oh wow, the quote definitely sounds on point.
@@keeganrossyeah I was gonna say, if god is omnipresent/omnitemporal wouldn’t he basically be all ages at once? So, god *is* 5 years old… and 100 years old…. And 10000 years old… and 900 trillion years old… and 12 years old
I have a two year old cocker spaniel and he’s the sweetest thing ever. Great with my whole family but definitely favourites my dad , probably because he feeds and walks him 😂. Also I asked for this video not that long ago and I only asked once so thank you because I usually have to ask several times with other youtubers.
Mine is 11 and I love him but he's going deaf
My first dog was a cocker spaniel and he was actually very protective of our house. Someone could break in, but they'd never get out. He was a good boy.
Dog: you entered the wrong house fool
Jeez
Cooker spaniels are adorable.
What’s a cooker spaniel
@@dragonfly8317 sorry. It's cocker spaniel, a type of dog.
@@dragonfly8317Lol I was about to say that💀
That wiggle is legendary!
And you forgot,... they'll steal your food as much as your heart ❤
I love cocker spaniels. My grandpa has 2 of them. Freaking adorable but will let anyone trying to rob you empty your house lol
“That’s the same way I decide who gets into heaven” 😂😂
I require this man to make a short about bunnies.
he pretty much does dog content
@@danielleking262 well obviously, but he's shown he's open to other pets by doing a short about cats, so I want to see bunnies.
@@kosudesu oh ok, I never saw one about cats, it's always been about dogs, lol
I laugh at how you put that and I concur 😁🤣❤
I grew up with a cocker spaniel at home. She was the most sweet dog ever ❤
Me too! 😊❤
Did she have a cup holder tho?
@@TheBella24 no, she did not xD
you sure you got the right breed 😂
She was" is she dead? 😢
You’re so right about the ears 😂 I had a springer, she had the most beautiful ears but every time she went swimming when she was older her ears got infected 😢 she was alright when she was younger but in later life she was just much more prone to it.
I literally have a cocker spaniel and this is soooo true! Especially the ‘side with whoever gives them the most attention’ 😂😂😂
Works with food too 😂
Can we alll just appreciate how supportive god is to angel’s design mechanics 😂
“It’s called the cocker spaniel”
“Ha… oh your serious”
Is so funny
Hehe, God has the same sense of humor I do. Guess I’m going to heaven!
Cockers💀
Not if you don’t pay him the most attention!!
@@jdubbis I’m an agnostic, non-practicing Jew lol
Finally🎉🎉🎉
After half a year of asking for it he made a video about a cocker Spaniel.
I've got one and now I'm really happy.
Please make more Videos!!!
I Love your channel!!!
This entire series has shown up twice on my FYP and I've watched every second each time lol
“Oooo like a cup holder?” 😂
that’s so me. Cup holders are very important.
And pockets. Pockets are very important.
The captions when he shakes his head "blpblplbplbplblbpl" 😭😂
His wholesome, friendly content is really hard to square once you notice the uncanny resemblance to American Psycho-era Christian Bale.
As someone who had a floppy eared dog, (English Springer Spaniel) I can confirm that she was basically deaf in one ear by the time she was 10 and had frequent ear infections
My doggo isn't a Spaniel, she just has your typical floppy ears like a Lab, and even so she's already had one or two ear infections in less than two years.
Bruh the script writing on this channel has gotten great. I think you just inspired me to start a channel just by watching your progress. Thanks man!
I’ll be your first subscriber
I'll be your 3rd sub
You forgot to mention they have sepation anxiety 😂
Every cocker spaniel I ever met or owned was anxious as hell for the smallest leave, my grandpa going to the basement? Gotta scream till he comes back. Closing the door cause I wanna sleep? Yep, you guessed it, gotta scream
Mine cry pitifully, not scream. But please let them sleep with you. It makes them so happy. I’m not trying to be mean but have you seen lady and the tramp? You didn’t know they’d be exactly like her scene as a puppy? Please please don’t get a cocker spaniel and not let them sleep with you. They cannot take it. They just can’t. Please. They will go to sleep when you do. Train them to say bedtime. If you just can’t let them in your bed for some reason which please do then at least get a dog bed next to your bed. Don’t put a door between you.
My cocker spaniel is fine with sleeping in the other room, only if there’s monkeys or baboons he goes crazy. He only cries when he’s hungry or been left outside when its cold and wet.
I love him to bits :))
As someone who was a previous owner of a cocker spaniel I can agree👍
My cocker spaniel was just like how they are explaining them
@@Falconer38 same
My Cocker Spaniel was the same way too.
I own 3 of these beauties, sweetest most cute and smart dogs I ever owned ❤
Gabriel: “What are you 5 years old? God: NO! I’m……. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!”😂😂😂❤❤❤😂❤
I love that you made cocker spaniel, cause mine just died and it reminds of all the things he did, and we plan to get a new one soon😊
The dog skits are great, but it's the little side digs that you add in that really earn the chef's kiss from me. Great job, as always.
Didn't like this guy at first, but was oddly drawn in... It's those funny Easter egg bits!
They just love everyone. The Cockers.
They are so gentle and most love everyone but I will say all of them have this vibe check. They like … 80% of people. Then they bark continuously at certain strangers, usually men and can’t get used to someone of them like people doing home work and such. And get very afraid of some people. I remember one my moms current dog would bark at until it make her physically sick she would get so nervous ended up being a felon doing work and a scammer and scammed mom out of tons of money so I believe she could feel he wasn’t a good person.
“I also added a new feature”
“Oh, like a cup holder?? 😃”
💀
My dog is a cocker spaniels the cutest thing ever. I say honestly, she is exactly like how you described Cocker spaniels
oooh I love cocker spaniels too! When I was a kid i would go walking back home just to be able to play with some stranger's cocker on the way, they really are super friendly!! And soooo cute
😂😂😂
Can’t wait for the Basset Hound or Bloodhound one now ❤
I have grown up with 3 distinct cocker personalities. A lazy old soul who I loved, he was amazing. A super energetic cocker with the most loving personality ever. And a menace to everyone and everything. All have been great, still trying to get over the anxiety stage of the third one, a rescue who has ear infections constantly. I always have to clean them out, but he also doesn’t trust me so muzzle is the only way to help him. I love cocker spaniel dogs so much.
My mom's friend who used to babysit me when I was a baby had a cockerspaniel. That dog loved, and protected, me and I love it back. So much my first word was it's name. And it would let me stand up using it's ears. Great with kids is an understatement I think
Buddy, you were basically raised by this dog, and that's really cool in my opinion
“Farm cocker, house cocker,”
“And good with kids”
W h a t
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
And you have the family cockers
@@rachaellawley9730 oh my lord
@@slikibo1Yes?
@@henrygooglekonto-lm4rn Jesus Christ!
This channel is exceptionally good. Character portrayal, knowledge of the dog breeds and general scripting are ecxellent.
As the owner of 3 working cockers this is completely accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Okay, I’ve had 4 cocker spaniels and they all must’ve been the house ones.. I have no idea. I’ve never heard of different types. Can you explain? How do you know which one you’ve got? And are they smart? Mine were all so sweet, super gentle, with some separation anxiety. The current one has insane energy and can run and run when you come home in excitement but the other one’s weren’t very limber and had joint problems. They all loved toys. Most of mine were smart but the current one will bark and the most random stuff that moved like .. if you move where you normally park or at a suitcase but won’t hear a delivery person or stranger at the front door and alert you. All my other ones were very good at that. I wonder if mine has a bit of trouble hearing or what. Anyway they are the most gentle things and would be very gentle with kids and the sick. My last one would know when my dad has his chemo pump on before he died and know not to jump on him and would lay so gently with him and she wanted to go to his grave and she would pay her respects. So some I’ve had are very smart and some aren’t. My smartest dog was a half Australian shepherd half collie I had. I would say my black Labrador retriever was a little dumb but great at fetching but she got hurt badly a couple times … this was when I was a kid. But my brother was playing catch with himself with a baseball bat and ball and she jumped up and tried to get his ball and he accidentally hit her in the head with the baseball bat and she was hurt bad and had to go to the hospital. So sometimes these natural breed features that humans breed them for can literally be dangerous. Once I threw a frisbee which she was so so good at and I accidentally threw it across our creek and she fell in instead of going around. Poor girl. I loved her so much.
I died when he said working cockers,feild cockers and house cockers😂😂😂
Me too. It's actually Spaniels. Cocker Spaniels are one form of Spaniel. "the House Cocker" lol😂
Watched this six times in a row just to see you shake your head like that. I'm DYING 😂😂😂
God there is sooooo many layers packed into these shorts I love it
"Ha! Oh, you're serious. Sorry. Go ahead" 💀
Totally love your videos! Your writing is so clever, love all your digs at religion too. Totally on point!
I’ve been waiting so long for cocker spaniels and u did it PERFECTLY
“What are you 5?”
“No I’m…. Don’t worry about it”
🤣🤣🤣
I loved my cocker mix. Though she was not stranger friendly. She was also part yorkie and thought herself big and tough. She even took on our neighbors German Shepard and set the poor dog rubbing. 😂 She was a good guard dog too. No one could get past her without her alerting us. Best little dog ever.
I know my mind is in the gutter and all, but I did just read that your ‘cocker mix took on your neighbours German shepherd and sent the poor dog rubbing’…😳
Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself 😅
i miss my girl :( she wouldn't have done sh*t against invaders but she was so sweet
YOU are SO funny! 🤣 Thank ❤️ you!!! I find myself looking for your videos when I'm feeling down and i need a pick me up.😊
I ❤ these videos!!
I can’t believe how creative you are with this and I hope you get much success with it!!
Dear Jauncydev, You've left out 1 very important feature, they pee whenever they get excited 😆
That might just be your dog lmao
Best type of dog ever they are so cute ❤
Aaa finally my pup! Can confirm, they love people too much 😅 and yeahh- ear infections were a problem for my boy when he was younger, but for some reason not as much anymore. He’s the sweetest thing in the world too- so happy to just cuddle and lay his head on people’s legs. Whenever I come home from college he refuses to sleep outside my room. Love him so much 💕
I have a spaniel and you described it perfectly 😂
"No I think their... Watching them box now" underated 😂😂
If I was able to own all the cocker spaniels in the world, I would! THEY ARE THE BEST DOG BREED AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE MY MIND!
Go work at a grooming salon, and you might change your mind. Cocker Spaniels are the only breed of dog that I have ever seen bite groomers.
A cat version of these would be Hilarious
Trouble is: most cat owners or cat lovers don't care about races and pedigrees. There's hardly a niche for it. What could be fun : Angel creates a new cat behaviour:
I did it ! I invented the glass toppling option
...or sth.
But in my mind he's forever The Guy Who Makes Videos About Dogs Without Dogs and frankly, after a fair amount of binging his content, he's now, for me... a dog! Some cross bw German Shepherd, Husky, Yorkie and the odd mongrel rescue dog.
Siding with who gives attention to go to heaven, was the smartest thing I heard in a long time. Brilliant!
The reason why ... dont stop shaking 😂😂😂 nice video !!!!!❤
As someone who has had cocker spaniels all her life, accurate.
"yeah its a breeding ground for bacteria"
"I love it"
Killed meee
"They'd probably just side with whoever gives them the most attention."
"Oh, that's the same way I decide who gets into heaven."
Underrated joke. I was laughing for a good minute on that one 🤣
the best
I miss my Cocker Spaniel... Princess Buttercup.
was it a house Cocker? 💀
@@moon3830dawg its not funny
I have a friend who has the exact same name of her cocker spaniel
My souldog was a cocker. Best dog ever: intelligente, peaceful, empathetic, loving and a little beat sassy. Love you to the moon and back Tori 💙
One of my first jobs was as a dog bather. Before that, I liked cockers, but that job made me hate them. My prior experience agreed with this, they were great with family and were friendly. But at my job I saw a different side and would swear it wasn't an angel that made them but some bored Trickster god.
They were NOT friendly! and 70% of the dogs that I had that tried to bite me were cockers. I had less problems from the huge Rotties!
For a while I tried to understand why there were thit two sides. It finally dawned on me that 1. they were at the dog bathers, not their own home. 2. I wasn't someone they met before this experience. So it was "different location with stranger".
Cocker spaniels are notorious for resource guarding issues (beds, food, toys, etc) which makes them not ideal as family pets unless you’re experienced enough to avoid these issues.
They are also the breed most commonly associated with rage syndrome, it’s prevalence among the breed relative to others gave the condition the alternate moniker of “red cocker rage syndrome” as the highest probability is amongst solid red coated cockers, followed by any other solid coat colour, followed by just being a cocker spaniel, then spaniels in general, and lastly all dogs. The chance greatly diminishes between each category, though the condition is a rare one overall.
AND a BATH. Alot of dogs find getting all wet extremely undignified.
YES. NO ONE HERE SEEMS TO GET HOW MEAN THEY ARE. but like seriously they are so protective and not in a good way sometimes. I’ve been bit and had stitches like 3 different times. That’s only me and I have 4 people in my house
@@Mac_likes_soup not fait to call them mean. They are not the outgoing laid-back goofball personalities at all, if that's your type of person a cocker is the wrong personality for you and your family. I'd not really call them family dogs at all, much like Miniature schnouzers they bond super strongly to one person, and are quite needy of constant company, patience when learning as a pupp, need gentle and very levelheaded guidance, no dramatic types, and like routine and order, but bond really closely to that one person.
They are sensitive and quite dignified. You'll get no where if you don't understand and respect that. You can't yell at a cocker (i never raise my voice with animals but thats a big nono with these, like with sighthounds) They aren't very happy to meet and greet everyone unless very early and well socialized, don't like wrestling or kidding around to much, but are very earnest like a wide eyed sensitive toddler and later like an elderly gent or lady who prefers properly polite humans. They can have a sense of humor, if you understand it.
They are less independent than many other breeds, and wouldn't be described as the sharpest knife in the drawer. Don't give a cocker a job. Get a springer spaniel if you want a family oriented, sporty and more easygoing spaniel. They are quite lovely feild and water dogs, social, allround, trainable and easier.
" don't worry about it" got me😭 the way u said it was just perfect
"are you sure about the name?"
"Are you five years old?🙄"
I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yay!!!! Was waiting for this one for so long . Now I'm as happy as my Cocker 😅😅😅
This breed is the friendliest in the universe.
Some of them haven't gotten the memo. A woman I used to work with had one that was cute as the dickens but it would bite anyone who came in range.
@@robertawalsh2995that’s so insane I can’t imagine. Was it really for sure a cocker or another spaniel? There’s a couple that look similar. All the cockers I’ve had .. you could take their food from their mouths and they wouldn’t bite
@@SingingAesthetician I've been a dog groomer for 8 years and cockers have a reputation for being mean and aggressive. "Cocker Rage" as it's known. I know they tend to be really friendly pets but they got really popular and really inbred. The breed has a lot of aggression issues and some of them are nurologically related.
The fact that god looks like a regular old man and he's trillions of years old
More. ASAP. I cannot get enough of this.
thats what your mo-
And god is still giggling 😂😂😂❤
That whole video had me sending water outta my nose! 😂❤😂
"Like a cup holder?"😂
We pray to the rich, worshipping them more than God himself
Edit: thanks mercury for helping with the Grammer! :D
The churches are mega rich, so you basically pray to the rich
Maybe if this comment had punctuation I'd understand it 😮
@@Durga-ma Fair enough, English/Grammer has never been my best grade
@@SleepyPupper21 aww! I got it after reading it many times though! And 62 people got it and liked it. A comma after 'rich' would be good. And please forgive me, but 'grammar' 🙈🙊
@@Durga-ma Fair enough! I'll edit it, and thank you for it being grammatically correct!
"are you a five years old"
god - having flashbacks...dont worry about it 😅
-edit, thanks for the 600 likes :)
God is probably older then the universe or multiverse if there is
@@Allusionl He must be a quadrillion or more years old!
no, im all years old.
God didnt just start to exist. He has always been around. He's basically infinity years old
@@PIE_BS.who created God
I had a cocker spaniel. He shook his head, smacked his ear at a wall, the entire thing swole up, had to operate the poor bastard. He also needed heart and lung medication.
He ended up living a long life. I miss him.
"Ooo like a cup holder?" Had me dieing😂😂