Google says that Sam a spartan 2 who was 7,6 is the tallest spartan but Kurt was like 8,2 you know why? Because on google they have sam’s height when he was a spartan but they have Kurt’s height from when he was a 5 year old child
All of them are like "I was surprised by an elite sniper" "i sacraficed myself for my home" "I sacraficed myself to save the mission" "It took 2 elite zealots to kill me and they both went down with me" "I went down punching, kicking, and screaming for the sake of humanity" Then there's Jun. "I tripped."
@@zerophantomyt433You know canonically we all kind of f******up as an Noble 6, seriously none of us can keep the fight going as long as he actually did it apparently took over 2,000 covenant to bring him down, They literally had to redirect an entire army just to bring him down, and eventually he had killed so many that they decided to just bombard him from orbit with a battle cruiser. Edit: I was wrong, They had to redirect two armies to bring him down. And then you have June, who somehow managed to break his neck By tripping on air while boarding a pelican, all while having the reflexes of a meth fueled cat, bones strong enough to deflect bullets, tendons and muscles comparable to steel wire, and wearing a suit of armor with such powerful impact mitigation that it allows its wearer to literally survive a reentry from space and the crash landing afterwards.
In H5, there is an armor called: Vigilant Class Mjolnir GEN2 which was requisitioned by Jun for himself. It's basically Jun's MkV[B] armor set on GEN2 TechSuit.
@@JoshEastham It's canon. VIGILANT-class Mjolnir is a variant of the MJOLNIR [GEN2] armor based on the MJOLNIR armor Mark V(S). The VIGILANT was originally a one-off upgrade for an unnamed VIP within the Spartan branch. Not intended for production, interest in the suit's feature set among Spartan scout-snipers has led to several being assembled for full evaluation. That unnamed VIP is Jun.
There’s also the version of events where he solo’d nearly an entire covenant spec ops group at castle base and climbed up a space elevator to signal SOS.
Jun died from tripping and breaking his neck, so that settles it. All of Noble team is dead but I’m not concluding it that I’m still working out if Noble six, did survive or did die
Google simply could not take the burden of knowing that Jun was still alive so they resorted to telling false information on their site and trying to reverse Jun from surviving by creating the most hilarious final destination death for him
By far my favorite story is how he escaped reach. Now there are two stories, one was simple escape, that was good and all but in one coic he becomes a true badass. In a story as reach was being glassed he got to a space elevator, and since it was no longer running, decided to scale it and litterly climb himself off of reach. Littarly gragging himself uo a space elevator, bare handing it up the side if the tower, through miles of atmosphere, and dragged himself off of reach. Like dude, even chief has never done something that comes close to that. "If i cant fly off reach, ima climb"
What a dramatic death, we will miss you and never forget your sad and very serious death in combat. FIA (fell in action/ soldier who wasn’t found and presumed death) gets a completely new definition here
for me it said that However, with the Fall of Reach in summer 2552, Jun became the last survivor of NOBLE Team. With the end of the Covenant War in 2553, Jun had become the head recruiter and a trainer for the Spartan branch and the acting Chief of Staff as of 2558.
imagine the rookie survived and became a spartan with dutch buck and romeo and they were in halo 5 instead of osiris would fit the story a lot better since he had to find his way back to his squad in odst
There are 3 things that makes this even funnier, 1) nobke 6 literally fell from hight orbit and just harm his leg a bit 2) the augmentations in spartans make their bones virtually unbreakeable 3) this could be the answer ONI gave to the world to justified his representation in the monument to the heroes of reach (considering that they are all supossed to be dead)
“Dying is gay, I’m out.” - Jun A266, circa summer 2552
According to the lore, He said that exact sentence
Fucker beat me to it 😂
beat me to it XD
This is the best meme ever, and nobody can tell me differently
LOL
This is some final destination shit 😭
Jun's got it coming
Yes, sir
True😂😂😂😂😂
You see the thing is death… death finds a way
@@CrontexBeatsyour a lier
How to break your neck!
Step 1: be jun.
Step 2: 💀
@@CrontexBeats no no no, step 2: trip
@@finnedjoker step 3: 💀?
@@CrontexBeats step 4: Halsey questions how he died stupidly
@@finnedjoker Step 5: *Fortnite Emote* Take the L
Being a Spartan comes with strength speed and the power of a fragile neck.
Only for Jun though
"Oh no! We forgot to make their BONES STRONG!"
@CrontexBeats according to the backside mele kills in multiplayer, I'd say it became a reoccurring theme 😂
It’s their kryponite, like gravity for Witchers
Bro stop it you're killing me😂😂😂
“Spartan-IV recruitment? Alpha-Nine betrayal? The Weapon? What are you talking about, it’s 2552 and Jun just broke his fucking neck.”
“What the fuck is a chips dubbo? Fucking carry him to the pelican Six”
LMFAOOO
@@kieranwalsh2058 thats fucking hilarious
Even Google knows Jun has bad eyesight 😂
For a sniper
@@CrontexBeats He should’ve thought about getting glasses before becoming one
@@NatioDD 💀💀💀
With the amount of times that fucker has shot me while executing something, im not too surprised.
@@johnnybravo2873 ayyy fellow "betrayed by jun when doing cool shit", whats good
What kind of Nightwing ass death is that? 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn it! Now there's salt in two wounds!
Oh NAHH😂😂
Google: Jun died. The End. Thank you for coming to our TED TALK 😂😂
Thanks Google
The Rookie's out-of-game lore be like.
Google: yeah so he went "oopsie poopsies i went slip"
He became an instructor for the next generation of Spartans.
Indeed. We all hated him for surviving while the rest died, but he was responsible for the events afterwords
@@CrontexBeats hey, a Spartan always complete his mission. No matter what.
@@danielefabbro822 Truth
@@CrontexBeats 😉😎👍
@@CrontexBeats I mean, 6's death kinda felt like one of those "just because everyone died" kind of deaths.
He keeps aiming, he never looks where he walks, legend says that he is still aiming even after death.
Let’s just say that Google thinks that they’re halsey
Google is the Halsey of the Search Engines
Yeh
So which story is true to you??
"Spartans never die... and even if they did we're keeping this truth classified"
Halo has a vast Lore. Thank goodness Google is such a Reliable source to discover Halo Lore!!
hahahahaha oh my god haha
Google says that Sam a spartan 2 who was 7,6 is the tallest spartan but Kurt was like 8,2 you know why? Because on google they have sam’s height when he was a spartan but they have Kurt’s height from when he was a 5 year old child
@@Jager_works isn't Google just GREAT
Saddest death in Reach
If look up who Spartan B312 is, google will say he’s a woman even though he has a male voice in the game.
What a honorable death 😂
We should ALL be so lucky
So we should…
Goes up to heaven how did you die I tripped and broke my neck 😅
All of Noble Team clowning Jun for eternity in the afterlife.
All of them are like "I was surprised by an elite sniper" "i sacraficed myself for my home" "I sacraficed myself to save the mission" "It took 2 elite zealots to kill me and they both went down with me" "I went down punching, kicking, and screaming for the sake of humanity"
Then there's Jun. "I tripped."
@@zerophantomyt433 He can also exaggerate it as "I died escorting humanity's greatest scientist"
@@zerophantomyt433You know canonically we all kind of f******up as an Noble 6, seriously none of us can keep the fight going as long as he actually did it apparently took over 2,000 covenant to bring him down, They literally had to redirect an entire army just to bring him down, and eventually he had killed so many that they decided to just bombard him from orbit with a battle cruiser.
Edit: I was wrong, They had to redirect two armies to bring him down.
And then you have June, who somehow managed to break his neck By tripping on air while boarding a pelican, all while having the reflexes of a meth fueled cat, bones strong enough to deflect bullets, tendons and muscles comparable to steel wire, and wearing a suit of armor with such powerful impact mitigation that it allows its wearer to literally survive a reentry from space and the crash landing afterwards.
Jun: no alien bastard can kill me.
Ledgie: im about to end this mans career.
A tree root: I’m no alien bastard
Google tripped and broke it's neck on Jun's Mjolnir encased nuts.
“Mjolnir encased nuts”
Everybody else: Dies in battle
Jun: Trips on his shoelaces and fucking dies
Nah they did Jun dirty 💀
Top 10 most humiliating death in video game history.
Now that's what I'd call the FALL of Reach. Looks like he didn't escape it afterall.
Super human with armor weakness: tripping
Even on Brawl
Bro said I'm out and broke his neck
In H5, there is an armor called: Vigilant Class Mjolnir GEN2 which was requisitioned by Jun for himself. It's basically Jun's MkV[B] armor set on GEN2 TechSuit.
That's interesting. I didn't know that
With really nice bulky chest and thrusters, I love that armour. I hope it's canon, and that's the suit he wears now
@@JoshEastham It's canon. VIGILANT-class Mjolnir is a variant of the MJOLNIR [GEN2] armor based on the MJOLNIR armor Mark V(S).
The VIGILANT was originally a one-off upgrade for an unnamed VIP within the Spartan branch. Not intended for production, interest in the suit's feature set among Spartan scout-snipers has led to several being assembled for full evaluation. That unnamed VIP is Jun.
@@JoshEastham He would probably wear his GEN3 upgraded MkV[B] armor now.
That’s my personal head canon🤷🏽♂️
Oof, poor jun
@@CrontexBeats hey if Jun thinks he’s too cool to die on screen than he gets a funny death🤷🏽♂️
Jun left like nah dying is ga- *trips and breaks neck*
Jun: they had me fucked up
Imagine you die by triped on a small rock, fall and die
Google says that's how Jun died after Halo reach.
It wrong but funny
All you need to know about Jun..
Is that he will be in touch.
There’s also the version of events where he solo’d nearly an entire covenant spec ops group at castle base and climbed up a space elevator to signal SOS.
Yes. And it was canonized
Me after watching the video: "J. Jonah Jameson wheezing laughter!!"
Lmao. I just googled it too but the story changed to his pelican got "shout" down. not shot down... shout down 🤣
@gavinjohnson820-A random elite
The rest of noble team: dies bravely completing the mission.
Jun: "I wonder how much further to th- Whoa SHI-" (dies)
Spartans never trip, they're just falling with style.
Jun died from tripping and breaking his neck, so that settles it. All of Noble team is dead but I’m not concluding it that I’m still working out if Noble six, did survive or did die
I'm gonna make a video about whether hes in a cave or not.
@@CrontexBeats Ooga booga alien go squish.
You see all of Noble team die a literal "Noble" and sad death, and then there's Jun. Wow why did they do him like that 💀
Google simply could not take the burden of knowing that Jun was still alive so they resorted to telling false information on their site and trying to reverse Jun from surviving by creating the most hilarious final destination death for him
And making it so stupid that it's almost believable.
"June escorted Dr Halsey on a falcon" what? That's a pelican
You sure thats not a Seagull? 😂
Sparrow?
By far my favorite story is how he escaped reach.
Now there are two stories, one was simple escape, that was good and all but in one coic he becomes a true badass.
In a story as reach was being glassed he got to a space elevator, and since it was no longer running, decided to scale it and litterly climb himself off of reach.
Littarly gragging himself uo a space elevator, bare handing it up the side if the tower, through miles of atmosphere, and dragged himself off of reach.
Like dude, even chief has never done something that comes close to that.
"If i cant fly off reach, ima climb"
He just didn't want to be left out of Noble Teams Death parade.
Jun did say that his sniper did in fact send his targets into a time where they're dead.
But apparently his sniper gave him that same treatment.
Jun being a Spartan trained to go from cliff to cliff
That rock: *Nah boy you ain’t leaving Reach alive*
The laugh at the end is the best part about this short 😭😂
We need a poorly made animation of his "death"
Omg yes😂😂
I love how crontex goes from super serious to hysterical laughter in an instant 🤣
That’s some “toaster fell in the bathtub while makin’ bacon” type shit.
I remember googling this and being pissed off with halo for a month for a mate to dispute it with me. Then realised he trained the other Spartans.
If the covenant finds out about this they'll turn every walk way into a stairway.
Must've been a helluva fall to break a Spartan's neck
Dudes laugh at the end killed it for me almost tripped on my neck and died
Rip Killer
Broke his neck 😂
Why did that make me laugh so hard?
The fucking laughing made it 10x better 😭😭
Never laughed so hard off a short 😂
Watch your step.
Almost all of noble team:
“we died fighting for reach”
Jun: “I tripped”
Tbh I read somewhere he was killed by a Brute Chieftain but distracted the Covenant forces long enough for Halsey to board the Pillar.
“Oh boy, I survived the war and I think i’ll hang up the ar-“
- trips and fucking dies -
What a dramatic death, we will miss you and never forget your sad and very serious death in combat.
FIA (fell in action/ soldier who wasn’t found and presumed death) gets a completely new definition here
Image survive the fall of reach only to die from tripping
Jun: "the details of my death are gravely exaggerated."
“Lucky bastard”-the rest of noble team.
for me it said that However, with the Fall of Reach in summer 2552, Jun became the last survivor of NOBLE Team. With the end of the Covenant War in 2553, Jun had become the head recruiter and a trainer for the Spartan branch and the acting Chief of Staff as of 2558.
imagine the rookie survived and became a spartan with dutch buck and romeo and they were in halo 5 instead of osiris would fit the story a lot better since he had to find his way back to his squad in odst
You laughing was so unexpected and cracked me up for no reason!
Lore: Became a recruiter for Spartan 4s.
Google: Had the fall on Reach.
Damn bro just got isakaied by stairs-kun
Bro fell and died 🤣
Google Lore says so
Google also says that no Spartans are left alive but chief by the end of halo infinite
The fact when I think about Reach and Jun I say to myself "God damnit I keep forgetting what happened to Jun" and this exact video pops up every time
Bro said "walk" then rolled a nat 1
Bruh Fell Hard I Guess 😂
He hit his Bald Head on the concrete...
...according to Google
If high charity had more ledgies then master chief wouldn't have stood a chance.
Your reaction to reading it says it all lmao
"Jun fell and broke his neck" LMAO
The noblest way for a Spartan to die... slipping on a banana peel
In the wise words of Dwight Schrute:
"Nostalgia is one of humans' greatest weaknesses, second only to the neck."
The giggling and wheezing reminds me of the dude who read Sims patch notes
Worst way to go as a Spartan XD
Tripping. What an Honorable Death 💀💀💀
That Google response was Golden
Spartans, can survive falling from orbit on multiple occasions, but one bad trip and it’s all over.
Oni civerup, that info is classified.
That laugh is hazardly contagious
Then Cortana blew up the space station in Infinite where he and others trained 99% of spartan 4s. He is gone
Jun looks like agent 47 while wearing that suit
Bro tripped on a pebble, and died...
There are 3 things that makes this even funnier,
1) nobke 6 literally fell from hight orbit and just harm his leg a bit
2) the augmentations in spartans make their bones virtually unbreakeable
3) this could be the answer ONI gave to the world to justified his representation in the monument to the heroes of reach (considering that they are all supossed to be dead)
I'd thought Google would say his pelican got shot and crashed and that's why Galaxy has one arm
the hysterical laughter at the very end made my dying laughter worse
Bing: he dipped
Google: he’s dead
Spartans never die. They just fall down a flight a stairs. 😂
Bro i didn't expect that ending 🤣🤣🤣 you got Me off guard 🤣
Lmaooo not only was he a recruiter but he also trained Spartans IV it’s pretty bad ass
The fanmade comic Fistfull of Arrows does a great job at explaining how (the creator of the comic and 343 have actually discussed making it canon)
A bad ass Spartan going out like that damn 🤣
Dyings gay I'm out -Jun (probably)
the exact definition of "Spartans never die, they are just missing in action".
Buck was requested many times, and denied many times. It’s only after what happened to Mickey that he excepted.
The last bit made me lose it with you 😭
kids: “Jun is Master Cheif undercover”💀
LMAO
That laugh killed me 😭♥️
I knew Jun Died. Thanks Google.
Yup, Google confirmed