Ex-Spys, what have you done that should not be spoken of?
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Sounds like being a spy sucks
Sounds like it but movies make it seem so kewl
it really is.
@@v3d3ogbob51 ok
I agree, I like scout the best but that’s just my opinion
But you are doing it all for a good cause? Or at least something you think that is a good cause?
Sometimes I wonder how many of these people aren’t telling an actual story but something they make up
I think the ones that are clearly traumatize like the first or the neo nazi story are the true ones
Some of them seem true, the others, like the guy who killed his brother in law right in front of his sister and then moved on without any problems whatsover seem fake. Also the one where the guy punched the kid to knock him out. No one who knows how to fight is going to rely on a punch to knock someone out, whether they're 8 or 18.
Has anyone heard if the espionage act
That pillow smothering one was probably fake.
@@jaredstar ironically those are the ones I would call out as fake
The cult leader was charged with so many sexual assault charges, his ghost is going to serve time.
-Spy
'his ghost is going to serve time' is a very nice phrase that i have never heard before but i will start using it now i think
I HATE when they use religion as an excuse to harm children. Why give them silly sentences like life plus 700yrs. Just take them out back and put a bullet in their sick brains.
@@kimberlymarino7344 maaaaybe a bit extreme but i see what you mean
@@kimberlymarino7344 Because the killers get to suffer more in jail. If they die immediately, there would almost be no pain.
layla proffitt honestly it’s not even close to extreme enough
Everyone: “you have to torture people.”
Gold trophy winner: “my grandpa blew up 1000 people.”
a hospital with 1000 people in it*
Welp. All's fair in love and war.
@@Amaroq64 It's not. That's a very famous American propaganda.
@@InvalidPersistentName Not really, considering the source of that quote is an Englishman. Not to mention, it is true. Whether firebombing a city or torturing prisoners, all must be done in order to win.
@@kiel_3222 The quote was taken from "The Anatomy of Wit" to be used as American propaganda. Everyone knows the widespread use of the excerpt, but almost none knows where it comes from. If you indeed do think that everything is fair in love and war, you have already been a victim of the propaganda. No, everything is not OK in love and war. There are rules one must abide by.
The quote was spread to dehumanize America's enemies. And it certainly worked.
@@InvalidPersistentName Everything is fair in war, when you're the winner
And none of them found the culprit who let the dogs out.
Its very likely one of my kids did this...
Worthless fools...
Or that man behind the slaughter
Ugly God it was Walter, we have found out it was Walter
@@reachedluyeye2992 ok so this was funny to me. I wrote about my kids you wrote this and yesterday my daughter uploaded this.
ua-cam.com/video/Qng-0WsvgfY/v-deo.html
Just made me laugh how interconnected things can be! Hope you and yours are safe and healthy.
Everybody:tortured and killed multiple people
That one guy:came home with some nice pound cakes
Most believable story :P
Must have been to Canada
Got pound cakes and didn't narc on the people for trying to be independent and for having some weed. For a spook, he seems like a cool dude.
That was also the same spy who couldnt figure out who was runnin smoke
LMAO
For the Grandpa story... I'd imagine he did his best to be the nicest he could be, BECAUSE he was asked to do some dark things...
We often try to make up for our "sins"...
Our lives suck a big pile of steaming donkey balls. That's the way things are. It's easy to decide how it "should be" when you sit on your couch in an air conditioned room/apartment... etc... BUT when involved in a war (cold or hot) you do what you think you have to. You take your orders and hope you're doing what "needs done". Watch the TV show "Burn Notice" and you get a little peak into "the life"... because that's what it is. It's "the life" and you do nice things "unusually" just so you feel a bit more human. You're a bit more humanitarian because it's that or accept that you're gods-awful...
It sucks. You hate who you have to become. You hate yourself... AND sometimes the gun-muzzle in your mouth is the best flavor ever... just squeeze that trigger. When you're gone, tomorrow is (at least) someone else's problem. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I do feel that, which is why barring the absolute most unnescessary acts of cruelty done for it's own sake I try not to be condemnatory. I understand both sides of the arguement of rights versus Necessity of information to save life and limb of many others.
Or maybe he was psychopath, and was just good at pretending. It’d be strange for a spy to not know how to manipulate the perceptions of other people.
@@Warrickomega Spies during the Cold War were doing terrible things... They were dedicated to keeping the Cold War "cold" as it were... AND networks of this horrible shit are still ongoing to try to avoid another "hot" war if at all possible.
The next one will likely mark the end of humans altogether...
SO as you called it "necessity" often hinges on things you don't even want to know about. ;o)
There is a saying, forget where, that in war, everyone is a casualty. The nicest of people can become the cruelest, meanest SoBs out there you've ever seen. People like to point to the Xmas truce that shows the good in humanity, yet you can also point to the countless atrocities that have been committed to show the evil. War is not glamorous, it's not pretty, it's a horrible, horrible thing.
"... Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander." - Hawkeye (MASH)
And there stood the man's 8 year old child. I knew i had to act fast
Me: thinking there about to pull some My Spy shit.
I punch the child
Me: O h
that sounded like a bs story
@@Sol-os5pk idk have you tried to punch a child its pretty easy
@@yougotmadthatswhyyoureplie9490 But where would you need to punch the kid so child won't get A. Dead and B. Screaming in the top of its lungs ?(seriously asking)
@@iepvienredstoneHuy007 yes hello 911
@@yougotmadthatswhyyoureplie9490 Well shieeet!! (But still! Serious asking)
Why would that women give him her phone number every week. That seems like a stupid assumption sorry
Yeah that should've raised red flags immediately.
coulda thought he kept throwing it out or something
Yeah fake
Yea that detail seemed odd to me too the way he interpreted and relayed it. I was like "yo, she's obviously passing him some notes, like on some reconnaissance shit!" But damn, that was a pretty sad story though. At the very least his family was saved but he wouldn't end up getting to see them again😔
I know right, I got so confused about that! Also, he had a routine to see this woman every week? Surely they've already had previous communication to figure that out?
I had to infiltrate the premise to go get food from the fridge at midnight
You did this WITHOUT BACKUP!? You're a damn hero, sir!
I had to do a scary move... Turn off the basement lights and run back up to my room
I had to activate toilet flush past the safe hours of 10:00 pm. It was 12:00 am.
I had to shower late at 2 AM without knocking over the bottles multiple times.
This night, I successfully missed all the creaky spots on the stairs and microwaved the Mac and cheese perfectly stopped at 1 second.
“He’s probably in his 20s now”
*looks at mother*
Yo, I was legit laughing at your comment until I realised: wait, I'm in my 20s
8:20
Geez... that was heart-wrenching. I can’t even begin to imagine having to do all those awful things. I seriously don’t think I could ever live with myself for torturing someone, having to look at child pornography, even just pretending to sexually assault a 16 year old, all of that, and the rest of the stuff mentioned, makes me sick.
@Justin 12O16E26 - *hol' up.*
Justin 12O16E26 Well I apologize I don’t have those experiences
Some of them were younger then 3 if literally rather spend life in jail then do that to a kid
@Justin 12O16E26 a what
Justin 12O16E26 oh, that makes sense
OP: i had to kill 38 kids and then i had to eat their bodies.
the music: *background happy music intensifies*
r/thanksIhateit
Kinky
no
Yes kinky
Well if ya do not eat the body it is just wasteful.
Nothing says “professional spy” like posting on reddit
@Vanagandir except the ones that could be cops job all of them are probably fake mate
Just go to a public library and spend five minutes making fake accounts
@@dr.inkwell1070 public libraries require library cards for computer use. library cards require photo ID/driver's license. It's not as easy to get a fake ID that will hold up to scrutiny that a "look at this" would entail. The correct way to go about this would be to drive out to a fast food restaurant with a pawn shop laptop and connect to their free wifi. After that you would dispose of the laptop, preferably in a large industrial smelter.
What's the point in being the worlds greatest spy if you cant tell every woman your trying to hook up with about
@@JohnHandle- But in case that option isn't avaliable, a normal wood oven would be sufficient.
So, I’m never becoming a spy, it sounds awful.
True. The job has to be done by someone however.
Gotta get your hands dirty as well to show you’re one of the crowd. Being a spy was never as simple as James Bond. Check out the movie “Imperium” for example. Or “Stone Cold.” The Billy Bosworth movie was more bullshit, but it was close to it’s time for what “spies,” or “informants” had to deal with.
i have to admit (sorry) that even after this, spies seem cool. But what you have to do the job like this? no, this is terrible
@S. O. I don't think you neccesarily have to be born into it but they definitely come to you.
S. O. i mean most “spy’s” are just field agents from somewhere like the FBI or CIA. There isn’t some secret spy co-operation.
4:23
Tough dude: I don't want it traced back to me
Me: HELL YEAH! This is gonna be great!
Tough dude: Didn't wanna get caught off guard, so I flattened a 8 yr old with one punch
Me: 🐴
"I was great at my job" doesn't realize the guy he is going after as kids
That one kinda sounded like bullshit to me lol
Craig Goodman most of these probably were
@@miguellopes2452 j
Queen_PLATINE! What?
Ex-spy: does dangerous thing and has top secret information.
Also Ex-spy: tells everyone on reddit about it.
There's no identifying information that could harm them and really their information isn't specific enough to be dangerous. "I saw terrible things" - no specifics.
"Some kids."-not named
"This guy. His family." Not named, no location.
"I was a spy.." no specific time period. The most specific time period us just "start if the Iraq war, WWII " They know how to give details and not give away the dangerous part.
ValOroS or maybe stay with me here... they’re all fake
@@brianhannigan1547 thats what I'm saying bro
ValOroS because a spy would go on Reddit and give his mission story also they’d have a record of what mission did what so they’d be essentially telling on themselves if someone were to look into it.
@@brianhannigan1547 yeah, its kindve ridiculous, how does anyone fall for this?
Some of these sound like some neck beard fantasy stories.
Gabriel Lundes because they some are lol loads of stuff on reddit is
DigitalShaolin nah man, who would just lie on the internet like that!?
@@gabriellundes7062 you can't lie on the internet! It's the law! LOL😜
Like the guy who went two every country twice? 195 countries 400 visits? So many reasons for that to be false lol
Mike Kristin maybe he meant continent haha still didn’t buy it though.
Ex-spy with PTSD: The pain of being a spy is terrible. All those innocent people I've tortured and killed. Their faces will haunt me until my grave.
Me, drinking tea while sitting on my bed and watching UA-cam: Hmm, interesting. Tell me more.
I was actually drinking tea while sitting on my bed while reading this 🤔
They should haunt him
Most of these are fake
Real spies can't reveal any information at any point in their life
Real spies aren't some James Bond or Jason Bourne type thing
Most of the time you would never tell, they seem just like regular people.
The neighbor next door could be working for North Korea
@@phantomaviator1318 “the neighbor next door might be working for North Korea.”
While true this is also a hilarious quote
pfff lol
Graystark: “I hunted and killed another sp-
Me: *eyes rolling back into head meme.
N J the Robert Downey jr one works perfectly here 😂
Bro that one sounded so made up. He also happened to be his best friend blah blah sounds like any movie plot ever.
Conflict of interest.... 😂
Risk assessment profiles....
What a joke
But he was also his good friend!! And a dog who plays basketball!!
Damn this one really hit me. Some of that stuff was real sobering and nasty. The ones about having to infiltrate awful places in particular.
@bryan diaz varela it's called the espionage act
doesn't seem that bad
@bryan diaz varela Have you ever met a person before? I don't think I've ever heard of some job that had a privacy barrier stop people (Common Examples: Teachers, therapists, Lawers ect.). I'm currently studying to be a teacher and one of the first things they force into your head is "You can't give any personal information away". Which is completely reasonable, you don't want to be doing stupid shit like that. But every teacher tells stories about what happened in their times teaching, they leave out the details that could give any information about who it is (Changing names a lot). Therapists do this all the time, in the past my Introductory Psychology professor was also a therapist and there was never a day he didn't share a story from clients with just changing names and stuff. I completely agree that a lot of these stories are BS because so many holes and ones that clearly are just inaccurate to how human beings work physically. It's just not reasonable to assume that no one that had a carrier like that wouldn't be unable to share it, unlike in the movies the government isn't gonna plant a bomb under their car to silence them, no revealing details had been given away (From any story that could have been real) so no one is going to be like "HOW DARE YOU!!! TAKE THIS $10,000 FINE NOW!!" because they gave no information that means anything in revealing some super top notch secret. It's just unreasonable to assume people are going to perfectly keep all those stories to themselves until the grave. You can take as much time as you need to read this though.
Don't worry all of the stories are BS. I promise.
The one where the 8 year old kid discovers the spy, and the guy knocks the kid out, sounds super fake
Probably is and most likely others too
They all sound like bullshit
who would make that up. "i know what'll make me look cool on reddit, knocking out a 8 year old boy."
if it was real, the spy would have used chloroform or some other type of sedative
My ex boyfriend walked in on a robber when he was literally 8 years old and the robber knocked him out so he wouldn't get caught. He's lucky he didn't get killed or taken!
“Never be spoken of” you failed this one task
you had one job
s l e e p y h e a d Little dude is like 12, I think we can let this one pass.
Obama, what's your last name?
Speak of they never they couldn't write
TheTired Fangirl you don’t know that they said they could write about it, I highly doubt they would be allowed to. Most of these stories are probably made up.
At the end, that information is relevant temporarily, but the harm done to people stays forever
The info can give such an advantage, but the cost of said info is too high unless it's governments doing the moves.
Clara for some I could see it being worth it. Infiltrating a child pornography group or child trade ring; yes, you see things that scar you but mostly you won't have to DO things, and you'll be saving many children when it's over. But so many of these ones involving government wars, countries, etc. just seem to have such little benefit for having to MURDER people. Either way, it's definitely a job I couldn't do.
I mean, technically, they'll evauntally die, too.... So, both is temporary.
The harm is also likely fictonal
That's the calculus. What is the harm to one person versus the lives of others? How much is too much, or when is it not enough?
That one with punching the kid seemed like bullshit. Such a stereotypical “HAD TO BREAK IN AND WAIT WHILE THE FILES TRANSFERRED”
*TOTALLY REAL AND LEGIT!*
NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WOULD LIE TO SOUND IMPRESSIVE*
I once jumped off my bed.
The story about the dude tracking his friend down for going rogue and killing him is 100% real and not a fantasy 🤪
@@bloatersnake9787 yeah, that was the only one that I looked at and was like "oh it's just like the movies, so it's definitely true!"
Reddit is literally full of neck beards and dweebs
@@Callsign_Prophet so what are you doing on a reddit video
Re: the kid who got punched in the face.
I think I've heard his story in the creepy glitch in the matrix stories r/AR. Something about waking up at night and making his way to his dad's office and then waking up in bed two days later and nobody believed him.
The guy who brought down the CP ring is a hero but I feel so bad for him 😞
Bless that man in the first story and the work he has done. I really hope he's doing better now. Also, I hope that the children that he had saved have good and safe lives, and have a chance to have a good childhood now.
Unfortunately, the chances are not gonna be well expected...
I know I'm replying two months after you commented this but, y'all just gotta know.
Many of the children are not going to be the common normal that everyone wants, their parents are gonna know that they were raped/violated, and thus act differently towards them, no-matter how different.
Many of the children will get depression and some of them will likely have suicidal thoughts, thinking that they are weak, and what they should have done, they'll be stuck at the times because of that, and...
Many of them will also form PTSS (Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome [Also called PTSD]) and will be unable to recover, or will have to sacrifice much of the remaining of their childhood(And likely some of their young adult life) to therapists, medications, etc. Some of them will not be able to get over it at all.
They will also be embarrassed by what has happened and will develop paranoia or something else. This can effect their emotions and reactions to everyday things. It is very much easier for them to experience some other traumatizing event, and will be further hurt.
Some of them will be influenced/enraged and will commence their own violent acts toward animals, humans, themselves. they can start to recreate and other things possible. This is also why mothers are encouraged not to attack their childeren, as it can lead to a psychopathy of sorts. This is how some Serial Killers are made.
their innocence will be forever lost and, who knows what they'll realize, experience, or express to others. thus loosing other children's loss of innocence, and other stuff.
It can also drastically affect their mating abilitys, and some can find it hard to find joy in life. And will change their Male/Female sexual interests. some of them are likely to become gay, lesbian, or other possible alternatives.
There is alot of alternatives and effects and whatnot,
but basically what I'm saying is... their lives are ruined.
That one sounded like a bullshit story too. Definitely not a realistic segment 🤦♂️
@@crocop6873 eh not really . That’s nothing man . I had to live right next to a guy that held animals like raccoons and bunnies and sold them off to other guys and girls for sexual pleasures . The only reason the police ever got involve is because his wife thought he was cheated on her so she got a private investigator who worked with the police but offered services . He wasn’t cheating . He was beating off . Most neighbors thought he did drugs . But my parents did drugs so I was like lmao no . But when I find out I was like oh that’s why the lonelys were there.
War is just sad. There's no glory in killing like a lot of people seem to think. There's just protecting others when you're given no other choice.
Some people get dirty so the world stays clean
@@Callsign_Prophet -Captain Price, 2020
I agree. Killing someone no matter the reason stays with you. For ever.
I was expecting at least two or three "I prevented WWIII from happening "
Nothing as world saving.
Of course they won't tell their story in a internet forum like reddit
When you watch a spy movie and have a reddit account...
The first one tho 😢
Yeah, i definitely wasnt expecting that on my youtube.
That's actually the only one I expected
I work on a federal internet crimes against children and totally understand this one. Sometimes I want to throw out my laptop quit and live off grid with my children. Hug your kids an extra time for a child who desperately needs it.
I'm very grateful for people like him. Thank goodness for them, they bring the pain onto themselves to stop the pain of kids. ❣️🤞🏽
@@babyedits2004 dude. On a very serious note. I think you should go into witness protection. In my area people are really wanting you and even fighting over you. Get away while you still have freedom. You don't want to end up in some nuts bug out shelter among more relations than you can count ...watching and waiting as each is taken one by one to never be seen again. Contact me I can help get you into hiding. You will be safe we have bidets.
I *_REALLY_* wanted one guy to say "That my friend, is _classified_ information."
If it was covered by the UK’s Official Secrecy Act, he/she couldn’t say even that much.
the first one is dark as hell..i feel bad for the dude
Watching the members of Team RED kill each other while trying to solve the mystery of who killed their Heavy.
It was a BLU Engineer.
Heavy is DEAD!
@@girlgamer6678 😨😨😨
@@girlgamer6678 WHY is the Heavy dead?
@@SnowBaller985 I think it was-
I have a hard time thinking these are real.
Like the first one saying he couldn’t talk to anyone but his therapist.
Proceeds to post to strangers on the internet...
Maybe it’s easier for him to write it out than to verbally talk about it or because he’s anonymous, maybe he felt more comfortable that way
As a therapist, half spy, I will collect data from people it will appear i have no or barley any emotion.
I then, of course, as the spy I will be, look you up
I will find all of your favorite things.
Everything about you.
I will then, heh, of course,
Love and care for you as my own daughter/son and then take you out where you want to go and do all of your favorite things
I love you all be proud of yourself :)
This is an excellent choice for an overt job as a spy.
Thanks but, Gacha gay
@@InvalidPersistentName thank you
@@adamtaurus7840 sorry , I'll try to change my pfp
@@car7862 Gacha yay
“Not telling you,can’t say”
only a few of these seem believable. half of them are the same vague story about regretting having to kill/torture innocent people
Seriously... So much of this is stolen valor
That dude that knocked out the kid 😂 Jesus dude aren’t there better ways of knocking a person out?
Permanently or temporarily?
It's fake. A punch to the head can't knock you out in reality. You'd maybe get a concussion and black out for a few seconds but you don't just "go to sleep" for a few hours like in the movies. Or you go into a coma and maybe die.
if it's a child he most likely cracked there skull and caused a brain bleed
This one time a spy sapped my dispenser
Damn... The next question: "Spys of Reddit, If I'm law abiding, how the hell do I stay away from you while you are working?"
Probably one of the most interesting AskReddit posts I've seen. Naturally we'll never know if any of this information is reliable. Although some of these aren't spies in the conventional sense, they're wet-work agents or undercover LEOs.
"She gave him a slip of paper every time but I always thought it was her phone number."
You thought she was giving him a slip of paper with her phone number on it once a week every week? Dude, I'm not a spy, a detective or anything even remotely close but come on now...that wasn't the least bit suspicious to you?
I’m surprised that nobody said they fought in a war between blue and red over land with nothing but gravel
To the guy who saved his sister: did the cops start clapping when they walked in and heard your story too??
much respect for the first guy he really helped those who are basically forgotten for society
I regret watching this.
On the one had theses stories seem believable (reality can sometimes be stranger than fiction), but on the other hand these stories could all still be fake as well.
Spies torturing people is believable, but how effective is it? The person being tortured will say anything to stop being tortured, but how do you know that what they are saying is true?
they just keep on torturing them until the story becomes increasingly more consistent I guess. the guy in charge of torturing the innocent dude seemed to imply that they just keep going until they had completely broke them.
If you listen carefully you can kinda of tell the true ones. There is no bragging.
Torture has been around for thousands of years. The professionals know how to get truthful information. If they couldn't then torture wouldn't be the go to.
We now know that torture gets far more false responses than true ones, even if the people performing the torture are “experts,” and “know how to tell if it’s the truth.”
Even reading body language is largely a pseudoscience. There are far more effective interrogation techniques based in actual psychology, but instead many focus on causing suffering they feel is “justified.” They claim it to be for interrogation, but it’s often just sadism or an attempt at vengeance.
@@4rkain3 True but torture can also be psychological instead of physical. Often it will lead to goose chases. Some see as the only way to get certain people to talk. It can take months to years. It can include taking away food or comfort items.
We are only as safe as we are because other people get dirty
I find it funny that people believe any of this, it's all trolls on redddit lol
Probably but you've gotta appreciate some of the creativity put in
That's exactly what a spy would be counting on you thinking though.
LAY-DEE! WHAT A TWIST
Except for the ww2 stuff those are 99.9999999% real
Bro, I'm surprised nobody bullied this question and said "why would I tell you"
The one where the guy helped the pregnant spy leave their field of work for good was kind of wholesome, among all the sad and edge lord stories.
once, I was a spy in an enemy colony, I was disgusted when I learned they suck their larvae's blood.
These are so Deep. These Men and Women are Heroes.
There's this anime that shows what it's like to be a real spy. Its called Joker's game. The characters aren't exactly memorable, except for maybe 2 or three(despite there being 8 main characters). Really loved the show tho, clearly portrays the difficulties spies face and the things they have to give up in order to get information back to their base. The only show so far that made me realize how much it sucks to be a spy, I can't believe some people willingly do this.
Is it bad that I still think being a spy sounds dope?
Wait... isn’t this speaking of it?
Keyword
Shouldn't
They disobeyed..
You know what that means.....
Lali Pøp if they’re Russian it means a new Siberian address!
@@goaliejoe5923 exactly
There lived a crooked man, who made a crooked deal
He kept a crooked cane, and his catch in crooked creel
He stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal
And that crooked little man was broken on the wheel
Ex-spy’s what have you done that is never to be spoken about? -proceeds to tell thousands of people
I- I’m speechless and reeling. These were hard to listen to☹️. I feel bad if I accidentally raise my voice at a dog.
On a side note these would make great movies🤔
the guy who killed his sister's abusive husband is a legend....
Wasn't that a Family Guy episode haha
@@SnowBaller985 ye
i feel like a real spy wouldn't comment on a Reddit post but i didn't even know spy's were real til recently so wtf do i know
Same with all these veterans,soldiers who fought against the US,and hostages
Shoudve put a serious tag..99% writing prompts
Most of these are probably BS like the dude tracking his friend down killing him in the end or man shooting his brother in law in the face with no consequences lol
Almost all of them are out of action movies
Did you know that the world we live in today is disgusting?
If you had the power to read minds, Im sure you might blow your own brains out.
Because then you would see how disgusting people are.
The man shooting his brother in law is easily considered self defense, he defended his sister and prevented himself from being attacked.
Action movies are almost nowhere near reality, which is the reason I dont watch them.
@@mono8604 but that’s the reason why people watch them
One of my great aunts worked in the library of the pentagon. One of my other great aunts was a CIA spy. When she died some agents went to one of my relatives house and dropped off some stuff of hers.
I believe there are two world's.
The one we live in & a brutal one we don't ever want to know. 😬
7:42 ...Yeah, this one from Gunslinger Girl lol
Bruh you literally said that it is supposed to not be told to anyone and then ask them to tell the thing
People who are obviously making this up, what was your experience?
Guarantee that none of these people were ever a spy
See this is the kind of real-life askreddit content that I've been craving. You watch one video about alien abduction, a month later you're thirsty for something real. Skinwalkers and ghosts aren't visceral anymore. You still need that fix, that scary monster-next-door feeling. Thanks so much.
6:30 “I tortured a man for several hours to get information out of him. I kept him awake for day” uhh what?
He kept him awake even when he wasn't torturing the guy.
@@jamersbazuka8055 keeping him awake is a type of torture
Yeah, but keeping someone awake =/= tearing off their fingernails.
@@jamersbazuka8055 it isn't physical torture it's psychological. have your nails ripped off is a short term pain but won't break a man. you can break a man by leaving him without a relief, devoid of any respite from the pain and agony he feels while also keeping him thinking about what he will be tortured with next. plus you can torture him more while he is awake
Fair. My point still stands that people typically mean "torture" as "active affliction," despite the technical definition being broader.
That spy who brought down the child p*** ring is a true hero of the people.
PTSD is a nasty wound on the soul. I am glad that he is getting help.
Dang, I normally dont finish these. This one left me wanting to hear more.
I got one: When me and the boys helped the Navy Seals take down Osama Bin Laden, we went to a local McDonalds afterwards where there, an elderly lady got her purse stolen. So we chased the guy down and called for backup to arrest him. We go back into McDonald's to return the purse and everyone clapped, the local team's marching band started playing and a stray dog barked at us with approval. Then the Mayor came in and gave us a key to the city.
This is sad.
Reddit: Specifies in question 'things that should never be told'
Also reddit: Post it online for thousands of people to read.
He could be anyone of us. He could be in this very room
On the first one : my sister is police and she was telling me that they have specific departments for RATING child pornography for legal reasons (higher the rating, higher the punishment sorta). I couldnt imagine the trauma these innocent people have to put themselves through, having to watch children being abused like that, wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy. (Uk btw)
ITT things that never happened
early gang how is every one this fine evening?
Doin good 👍
Hello im doing fine
Good how bout you
Not great, my average ping is around 1300.
Also its very stormy :(
“Early gang” that name sounds weird don’t know why.
8:15 that's like a damn movie, unbelievably awesome in it's own way
*Me when I was little* "I want to be a spy it sounds sooo cool!"
*After watching this* "you know what im good, im fine I don't want to be one anymore..."
I really hate the second story (why would a woman give her number to a dude every week? And why would he look worried if he looses every week? CHECK THE DAMN NOTE)
The guy had the note...
Lol what do you mean "CHECK THE DAMN NOTE?" What were they supposed to do, walk up to him and ask to see it? His wife and children were being held hostage while he made bombs; there's no way it would be that easy. The lady fake flirting with him is exactly what led them to believe the note was just more flitting anyway.
Same and wouldn't they know that he had a wife and kid but looked like he lived alone?
The fact that they met every week and exchanged a note, and the fact that the woman had no family, should have raised a red flag in of itself. Dude has bad instincts if he didn't catch onto that.
That, or it's a BS story. Who would do business that way? It's so obvious. My immediate thought was, "oh she must be in on it."
Sluppie don’t forget that they should know if he was married or not (and they should by extension be aware that they can’t find them either)
I had to clap some alien cheeks in area 51
My grandma was a spy. I didn't know forever. I was shocked. I shouldn't have been though. There were plenty hints over the years.
I remember I was supposed to infiltrate an enemy base and retrieve some very important briefcase and get out as soon as possible. I was also tasked to kill some of the high ups without anyone noticing. unfortunately when I entered the base I pulled off the alarm but I acted out quickly, killed one of the soldiers and dressed up as him and disposed the body.
I ran straight towards the room where the briefcase was in but the door required a password I didn't know. a man ran to me in a hurry and put the password without even noticing I wasn't one of them.
Only then there is this BIG guy with a GODDAMN MINIGUN in his hands running towards us. he breaks the door and after us the enemy spy enters the room with a body of one of the soldiers I killed on my way (he was a sniper) I was still pretty surprised I wasn't compromised so I played it cool and joked around the situation a bit until their spy showed me some pictures.
It was the picture of me and a woman having an affair and he said the woman was my mother! (the mother of the soldier I was dressed up as).
While I was still in shock their spy was talking about how dangerous I could be. until one of the people in the room SHOT THEIR OWN SPY IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN in cold blood, claiming I was him. when they got distracted I killed both of them and retrieved the briefcase.
The red spy has infiltrated the base
Theres a movie about an infiltrate in a neo nazis group and Daniel Radcliffe acts on it, its based on a real story, is this the same guy?
Probably watched the movie and decided to write about it on reddit
this sound highly unprofessional, make sense why they are no longer in the career
Imagine knocking a 8year old out cold with a punch on purpose
the guy transferring files punching the kid is just funny! lol
Did that guy say he punched and 8 year old child and knocked him out. Yes you’re a spy but the hell man
What else was he gonna do?
@@forest1144 make up some stupid lie to stall the kid and gtfo but that kid is gonna grow up and say death to Americans because they attack the innocent and in that moment... He will be right
To be honest, I think it was a brilliant move. That fucking kid woke with a massive headache and was probably completely confused. In his ramblings to his father, which would sound all kinds of outlandish, he would be dismissed as having a bad dream and falling out of bed and hitting his head. Have you tried listening to an 8-year old describe a dream to you, especially if it was a nightmare? Because that’s what the father would be hearing and like me, dismissing everything to get the kid back to bed. Brilliant
Any kid would instantly call for his parents, knocking him out was the best quick and safe response ,but yeah, its in the grey zone
@@dsennack7792 if the kid screams or anything, hes done for. Punching the kid might not have morally been amazing, but he probably caused the kid no lasting damage other than a concussion. Kids aren't stupid they know somethings up.
Meet: The Spy
I once had to do an unplanned and extremely hasty extract on some Chipotle chorizo. It was 4am, and there was no warning. It was a hasty op. Mistakes were made. Explosions. Screaming. Shrapnel flying everywhere. Collateral damage. Chemical burns.
It was a nightmare. I'll never forget it.
This has to be the absolute worst job. I would never apply for a job like this.
I’m pretty sure a ton of these are fake I mean it’s reddit cmon
1:18 did he happen to do 20 minutes of stretches every night before bed and drink a glass of warm milk and was his name yoshikage kira
Oh wait sorry for sounding rude only read the first bit
Netflix needs to come here for movie ideas
The punching a kid one made me laugh