"A couple nights ago my terrible boys decided to leave a carton of eggs and a two pound bag of cheddar cheese on our porch, because they wanted to give Kyle diarrhea forever."
for real though, he should have found a wildlife rescue near him and I think they'd have took him in and relocated him or just brought him to a sanctuary if he couldn't take care of himself in the wild
Maybe Kyle and Kenneth had switch bodies. That’s why Kenneth (now a wolf) was struggle so much in the winter, not just because food is scarce but he doesn’t yet know how to Wolf. Kyle (the now human) likes his new human lifestyle and is afraid Kenneth will try to take his new life away from him but doesn’t want to straight up murder his former self.
As someone who spends a lot of time helping out at a professional wildlife shelter, this story is actually pretty depressing. Feeding wild animals is how we end up with animals needing to be put down. Your coyote isn't your specific friend, he's just associating "human" with food. When he ends up at another person's house and doesn't get the meal he expects, he will get violent, and because of that, euthanized. It's actually distressingly common.
That's really sad. :( I don't think the kids knew any better, or they would've left Kyle alone. People should educate their kids about this and similar situations.
@@superemoboi2050 Thanks for responding! They really should!! It's something people in the wildlife field are always trying to figure out how to encourage. We all have to do our part!
Out of context, the title of this segment made me think of "Kyle and the Kids" from Bojack Horseman, and that the title would be the movie spin-off of the 'sitcom'.
My dad told me about an old man who has a video of him feeding LOTS os racoons in the cold, dude even say "they are very hungry because it's so cold" and I remembered Kyle and was like OH F
The epic of kyle is not one story. It is a dozen stories told sequentially until you understand every nuance of this situation from every point of view. This podcast is just one of the dozen tales in the epic of kyle.
Fun fact: When Griffin says to Justin "fuck you" during that first Yahoo, it's because Justin picks the Yahoos. Justin picked a purposefully dumb Yahoo to troll Griffin.
...you're kidding right? Griffin always handled the Yahoos. The "fuck you" was in response to Justin's bad R.E.M. joke: Griffin says the question is from 'Kenneth', to which Justin replies "What's the frequency?". R.E.M. has a song called "What's the Frequency Kenneth".
Is the coyote named after kyle from animal crossing. Even though ac kyle is a wolf, he kinda looks like a coyote (closer than like... a sheep villager or something)
"Someone people love," being answered with "James Cordon," dates this episode HARD
"Being a bear dad is Oscar bait. Everyone knows that."
"Yeah. And being a dad named Oscar is bear bait. That's science."
"I have two terrible sons. . ."
"A couple nights ago my terrible boys decided to leave a carton of eggs and a two pound bag of cheddar cheese on our porch, because they wanted to give Kyle diarrhea forever."
I hope Kyle's okay...I think about him a lot.
kyle is eating pounds of cheddar cheese in coyote heaven
Every time I hear this bit, and I know this is really random, I think of the wolf villager Kyle from Animal Crossing. It's too uncanny.
Omg animatic idea
And the dad is Tom Nook, who's trying to evict Kyle.
it's possible the asker's terrible kids played Animal Crossing
for real though, he should have found a wildlife rescue near him and I think they'd have took him in and relocated him
or just brought him to a sanctuary if he couldn't take care of himself in the wild
A. Aviarius Not if he told them about it attacking his wife. Animal control would have to put it down.
@drew13600 yeah, a lesson on how to emotionally traumatize a child
@WungusBill man i hope you don’t have kids
@WungusBill just cause you got traumatized as a kid doesnt mean we all need to.
@WungusBill you know what, yeah. the world WOULD be a much better place if we were more comfortable giving our children guns.
"Crazy about these boys! But Kenneth left me a little cold."
Still waiting for Coyote Dad (2018)
We're running out of time
only coyote dad (2019) can save us now
Look out for Coyote Dad 2049.
Isn't the bear idea just the movie Brother Bear?
This is one of my favorite segments they've ever done. Just gold from start to finish.
Maybe Kyle and Kenneth had switch bodies. That’s why Kenneth (now a wolf) was struggle so much in the winter, not just because food is scarce but he doesn’t yet know how to Wolf. Kyle (the now human) likes his new human lifestyle and is afraid Kenneth will try to take his new life away from him but doesn’t want to straight up murder his former self.
I know I wrote wolf but I meant coyote.
shaggy dog movie.....
HOLY ACTUAL FUCK
Cinematic gold
As someone who spends a lot of time helping out at a professional wildlife shelter, this story is actually pretty depressing. Feeding wild animals is how we end up with animals needing to be put down. Your coyote isn't your specific friend, he's just associating "human" with food. When he ends up at another person's house and doesn't get the meal he expects, he will get violent, and because of that, euthanized. It's actually distressingly common.
That's really sad. :( I don't think the kids knew any better, or they would've left Kyle alone. People should educate their kids about this and similar situations.
@@superemoboi2050 Thanks for responding! They really should!! It's something people in the wildlife field are always trying to figure out how to encourage. We all have to do our part!
a lot of kids dont understand that though. they think theyre helping the animal
@@robertsmithfan877 do your part and educate where you can!
The movie sounds like something that would get made in the early 2000s and I would have watched it as a little kid
Kyle-ote
This is very good.
"Who has a hot voice?" "James Corden" probably the least realistic statement in this bit
I️ beg to differ- look at all the movies coming out with James Corden as a VA
(Peter Rabbit/Emoji Movie)
Not saying he’s good
Costlyblood hot as in popular maybe?
If you’re American, maybe. If you’re British, he isn’t really special or affable.
😭
its been four years i hope kyle is doing well and grown into his role as a father
i wish kyle was a movie because it'd be a cult classic for the furries
Okay but celebrity dad swap where Kyle and the dad trade places and human dad has to learn how to be a good father to coyote pups
For some reason I imagine the dad as Gordon Ramsay 😂😭
Out of context, the title of this segment made me think of "Kyle and the Kids" from Bojack Horseman, and that the title would be the movie spin-off of the 'sitcom'.
What they are describing is 100% a R rated version of over the hedge type of situation
If I were this guy's wife, those kids would be grounded to an unheard of level after I got attacked by Kyle.
you're not a fun mom
If I were his wife I’d adopt Kyle as my new favorite boy
buffypython id take the kids and join kyle and raise them as coyotes
i’d let kyle kill my kids and raise kyle as my new kid. i’m a good mom
“Crazy how that wild coyote attacked you. Weird how that happened.”
The bee movie but with a coyote
thinking about like, a coyote hive
The C (for coyote) Movie
Finally, a movie for me!
Little did they know, a year later James Corden voices peter rabbit and attempts to force a man out of his home for being a "dick".
Really, really, really wanna watch this film
god this is easily one of my favourite bits of all time
This seriously has some amazing examples of lightning fast comedy, they're seriously so witty
My dad told me about an old man who has a video of him feeding LOTS os racoons in the cold, dude even say "they are very hungry because it's so cold" and I remembered Kyle and was like OH F
The epic of kyle is not one story. It is a dozen stories told sequentially until you understand every nuance of this situation from every point of view.
This podcast is just one of the dozen tales in the epic of kyle.
I approve of this movie
Fun fact: When Griffin says to Justin "fuck you" during that first Yahoo, it's because Justin picks the Yahoos. Justin picked a purposefully dumb Yahoo to troll Griffin.
...you're kidding right?
Griffin always handled the Yahoos. The "fuck you" was in response to Justin's bad R.E.M. joke: Griffin says the question is from 'Kenneth', to which Justin replies "What's the frequency?". R.E.M. has a song called "What's the Frequency Kenneth".
this is the plot of peter rabbit (2018)
With James Fucking Corden?!
Fuck I forgot how amazing this bit is.
Just listened to this episode the other day and I love this bit!
Why did these two terrible sons name a coyote Kyle?
Because they are terrible sons
Kyle E. Coyote?
honestly the thought of corden voicing the coyote would make me NOT wanna watch that movie, i hate james corden
This Kyle approves.
this is why i went to film school
What they said about needing to bring more of their ideas to fruition is very true
Is the coyote named after kyle from animal crossing. Even though ac kyle is a wolf, he kinda looks like a coyote (closer than like... a sheep villager or something)
I wonder if kyle is still out there teaching kids and tearing leggings
kenneth is me as a dad
Me too, especially since my name is Kenneth lol.
I want the absolute inverse of this: a revenge action film where Kenneth hunts down the coyote that killed his wife (‘s leggings), call it Kill Kyle
Was campaign 1 of TAZ just the never ending story?
I came here for the REM joke lol
"Into the Den"
A frequency is the rate of change in the osolation of an emission
I have to comment just to bring the number to 69.
What the fuck is a Kiodie?
That's "Coyote". I know, the pronunciation is weird. It's like a wolf I guess?
Well now I GOTTA know where you're from that doesn't have coyotes.
natives pronounce it ky-oat here
@bobsled-philosophy Like, anywhere but America?
Thaaat's an excellent point. That's my bad.
Everyone hates James Corden tho....
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