6:18 justin: **chuckles** i-uh, i think that the-the-the-the big problem with-with karate is i don’t have an end to this sentence. travis: mm-hmm. griffin: **beat** **CACKLES** it keeps taking our jobs!
CosmicOceans that's weird, my Kung Fu master has a sleeveless black gi and he says to always run at situations with a knife or gun before anyone has time to start talking.
Yeah, pretty much all martial-arts instructors start with “Okay, this is what you do when de-escalating has failed, and you need to defend yourself but don't have a weapon.” Krav maga is unique in that, where other martial arts proceed to build themselves around giving your opponent a fair fight, krav maga instructors are like, “here are the Top 10 Most Painful Areas To Beat The Shit Out Of And/Or Tear Off:” It's beautiful, really. It turns out the best way to win a fight is to kick people in the crotch until everyone but you is either dead or writhing in pain on the floor. Also, what kind of kung-fu are you trained in? Most people specify a discipline instead of just saying “I do kung-fu.”
EctoSquid My Kung Fu sensei wears a Lynyrd Skynyrd Gi and drives a Trans Am and says you should hit the guy upside the head with your Jack Daniels bottle.
Yeah, I mean you'd be a lot more agro when you're drunk but you're also disoriented and easy to push over. If someone knows martial arts and you don't AND you're drunk, they'll take you down.
I fucking love whenever the boys hurriedly cobble together a character. Tom McGraw, Tit Liquid, Det. Jigsaw, they're all gold
Yes! Detective jigsaw is my favorite!!!
Next up: McGruff!
With Live Like You're Dying
Billy Corgan with "I got... I've got a girl"...
Barkzillian Jiu-Jitsu
Chronologically, does Tim Mcgraw's Krav Maga come before or after Hugh Jackman's Huge Actin
Just checked the episode number. WAAAAAY before.
Tim McGraw’s Krav Maga comes first, but they are located on the same street
If you were acquitted for karate, then you’re probably good.
Especially if you wore your karate gi to court
6:18 justin: **chuckles** i-uh, i think that the-the-the-the big problem with-with karate is i don’t have an end to this sentence.
travis: mm-hmm.
griffin: **beat** **CACKLES** it keeps taking our jobs!
"karate, or all forms of Kung Fu"
No no Is your username your response to that statement? XD
It hurts, just a little
And now Justin practices Taekwondo...
KROMEangel Came here to say this. They were really different in the early episodes.
I train in kung fu. We do knife defense and gun defense. Walk, run, or talk your way out of a situation before fighting.
CosmicOceans that's weird, my Kung Fu master has a sleeveless black gi and he says to always run at situations with a knife or gun before anyone has time to start talking.
Yeah, pretty much all martial-arts instructors start with “Okay, this is what you do when de-escalating has failed, and you need to defend yourself but don't have a weapon.” Krav maga is unique in that, where other martial arts proceed to build themselves around giving your opponent a fair fight, krav maga instructors are like, “here are the Top 10 Most Painful Areas To Beat The Shit Out Of And/Or Tear Off:” It's beautiful, really. It turns out the best way to win a fight is to kick people in the crotch until everyone but you is either dead or writhing in pain on the floor.
Also, what kind of kung-fu are you trained in? Most people specify a discipline instead of just saying “I do kung-fu.”
EctoSquid My Kung Fu sensei wears a Lynyrd Skynyrd Gi and drives a Trans Am and says you should hit the guy upside the head with your Jack Daniels bottle.
AshamedPants Wait a minute. Does your sensei buy booze for the kids who hang out outside the Spec's? Just wondering.
AshamedPants I must find your master and eat his shorts to gain his power.
I think the brothers are overestimating the fighting prowess of drunk people.
Yeah, I mean you'd be a lot more agro when you're drunk but you're also disoriented and easy to push over. If someone knows martial arts and you don't AND you're drunk, they'll take you down.
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If I'm in a bar fight I'm getting low and pantsing fools
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