A Lot of Vasectomy Chat (MBMBAM 418)

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • In which Justin talks about his vasectomy consultation for, like, a while.
    Episode 418 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me.

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  • @blake..-
    @blake..- 3 роки тому +241

    The doctor who did all the dad’s vasectomies in my hometown was named Richard Chop. Richard...

    • @JackBarlowStudios
      @JackBarlowStudios 3 роки тому +23

      I knew a guy who’s dad was a urologist named Dr. Wang.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 2 роки тому +1

      @@JackBarlowStudios if you could just not with the racism that'd be fucking great

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 2 роки тому +8

      that is called an aptronym! when someone's name is related to an attribute of theirs. another example is usain bolt. :D

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales Рік тому +3

      The question is was it coincidental or did he specifically go into the profession for the goof

    • @octoGeneric
      @octoGeneric 2 місяці тому

      he should be in gender-affirming surgical care

  • @djs2085
    @djs2085 3 роки тому +77

    Justin, I hate to say. But the jockstrap period is literally your best work.

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 5 років тому +274

    “Wait-are you Taako??” Yeah, you know, from TV?

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 5 років тому +246

    I really hope that Griffin truly didn't know about this beforehand and all his reactions are 100% real.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 4 роки тому +22

      It doesn’t seem fake (although I do have my doubts over the Olive Garden breadstick incident); I just can’t imagine Justin would randomly tell his brothers “Yo, I’m gettin a vasectomy Thursday!”...y’know, until the day they’re recording that week’s MBMBaM.

    • @erinhayes9742
      @erinhayes9742 3 роки тому +21

      I've seen a lot of comments like this recently and idk why. Y'all know you can enjoy things and not pick every piece of entertainment apart to try and find things that are wrong with it, right? It's improv comedy.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 3 роки тому +7

      @@erinhayes9742 people can also enjoy noticing the man behind the curtain :)

    • @erinhayes9742
      @erinhayes9742 3 роки тому +11

      @@asmrtpop2676 "enjoying" the man behind the curtain isn't the same as claiming ingenuity en masse because you get off on being cynical about every piece of entertainment. Just call yourself a hipster instead of going ":/ fake" and then claiming you're admiring comedy writers

    • @nunyabidnis7111
      @nunyabidnis7111 3 роки тому +7

      @@erinhayes9742 It's possible to take things at face value and enjoy them for what they are. It's also possible to enjoy things while at the same time viewing them through a critical lens. We all find enjoyment in our own ways, and they are all equally valid. :)
      Unless it's eating a banana without peeling it first.

  • @vinianein9767
    @vinianein9767 5 років тому +429

    Nobody:
    Justine McElroy: Let me tell you about my vasectomy!!!

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +7

      Vinia Nein Justine?

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 3 роки тому +5

      @@GippyHappy Justin’s alternate universe female counterpart

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +1

      @@fyrefrost1898 getting a vasectomy?!?!

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 3 роки тому +6

      @@GippyHappy female Justin is trans

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall Місяць тому

      Unfunny

  • @UsotheMarshmallow
    @UsotheMarshmallow 5 років тому +131

    listening to this episode not knowing what was coming was an Experience

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 4 роки тому +102

    Thinking about Justin and Sydney holding their brand new baby daughter, Charlie’s little sister, and Sydney going “alright that’s enough of that, Juice”

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 2 роки тому +98

    Justin stammering then going “GOTTA get a vasectomy” lives in my brain rent free

  • @dw4124
    @dw4124 3 роки тому +56

    This is such a good bit. Everyone is so funny, Travis has some absolute bangers while clearly delighting in Justin's discomfort. "So just a six pack of Gatorade or whatever?"

  • @Beastintheomlet
    @Beastintheomlet 4 роки тому +70

    “Did you have shoes on and your keys in the other hand?!”
    This made me laugh so hard my baby woke up.

  • @alternativeplane
    @alternativeplane Рік тому +14

    As someone who said yes to the, "how about tomorrow" question when rescheduling a surgery, I can say with absolute confidence that a day is not enough time to prepare for that kind of thing.

  • @wizardorbofpower
    @wizardorbofpower 5 років тому +240

    I gotta get me that vasectomy!!!

    • @craigtrautmanjr9393
      @craigtrautmanjr9393 5 років тому +14

      Griffin's laugh at that is soooooo good.

    • @warren_waters
      @warren_waters 4 роки тому +9

      I crack up at that every time. Just the biggest fuckin mood.

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 5 років тому +176

    I have to wait 1.5 hours EVERY time I go to the gyno so I feel that pain

    • @meggal5353
      @meggal5353 5 років тому +22

      What are they doin, makin the speculum!?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 2 роки тому +7

      @@meggal5353 They want to make sure no one beats the current speedrun record for a gyno visit!

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 3 роки тому +51

    sorry about your little jumble Justin

  • @CleverCrumbish
    @CleverCrumbish 5 років тому +194

    1:14 Travis buddy, there's really only one thing that can meaningfully be Last Hurrahed before a Vasectomy and Not Wanting To Do That is generally the reason for getting the procedure in the first place.

    • @kiba000
      @kiba000 4 роки тому +19

      I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making.

    • @sugmanots
      @sugmanots 5 місяців тому

      going to Disneyland

  • @TaakosGoodOutHere
    @TaakosGoodOutHere 5 років тому +108

    "Here ya go still steamin'! " GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 2 роки тому

      I feel like there is room for whether or not you wanted a particular substance on that spoon or not

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 5 років тому +108

    "Cup of Juice," good lord

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats 3 роки тому +26

    I love this bit so much. Not only is it hilarious, but as a woman I found it educational as well!

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 2 роки тому +1

      you realize women have penises too, right? don't erase trans people.

  • @Paul-xm4wi
    @Paul-xm4wi 4 роки тому +24

    This is my favourite MBMBAM bit of all time I listen to it at least once a week

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 4 роки тому +28

    Holy shit the phrase "funky butt lovin'" has been rattling around in my brain for years and now I realize what it's from

  • @blockpartyrobotleague
    @blockpartyrobotleague 5 років тому +80

    9:32 The 'gift shop'? Who is buying gifts for their loved ones at the vasectomy surgery?

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 5 років тому +13

    i never thought i'd ever sit and listen to a man talk about his vasectomy process for 15 minutes, but here we fuckin are

  • @hugenerd242
    @hugenerd242 5 років тому +85

    Griffins giggle at 12:46 👌🏻

  • @user-hb7rd9wu2n
    @user-hb7rd9wu2n 5 років тому +241

    How hard is it to say “I’m a podcaster” Justin?

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 3 роки тому +16

      that word means nothing to old people

    • @user-hb7rd9wu2n
      @user-hb7rd9wu2n 3 роки тому +11

      naudia “radio announcer but with no music breaks on the internet”

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 4 роки тому +20

    You know sometimes I forget that Justin had a vasectomy and then the full force of it just hits me like a truck every time

  • @dualitysDownfall
    @dualitysDownfall 4 роки тому +13

    Ah yes, the primary topic right around when I started listening to mbmbam
    Good times

    • @TurboNemesis
      @TurboNemesis 4 роки тому +6

      Yea the Vasectomy Arc was pretty good but I think mbmbam was at its peak in the post-tournament arc

  • @AdraTheGhost
    @AdraTheGhost 5 років тому +89

    20 EVACUATIONS

  • @wendyschwartz7455
    @wendyschwartz7455 2 роки тому +3

    Listened to this after dropping my dad off for his second vasectomy, lasted 17 years before my little sister was accidentally conceived

  • @hmmurdockofids
    @hmmurdockofids 4 роки тому +6

    This segment made me laugh out loud even though I was stressed out and trying to catch as much sleep as possible before work.

  • @user-ev5gj8xe2b
    @user-ev5gj8xe2b 5 років тому +26

    "if you're a person with a penis" is such a small gesture but it carries so much meaning for me

  • @arcaii1117
    @arcaii1117 Рік тому +2

    travis is killin it in this clip

  • @hellsarbiter101
    @hellsarbiter101 9 місяців тому +1

    "i didnt monitor my tone at all so it just came out like - No!!" i laugh every time lol

  • @CheetahsArePrettyCool
    @CheetahsArePrettyCool 4 роки тому +14

    Justin's talked about having tinnitus before so now I'm wondering if tinnitus would mess with a hearing test

    • @robertsanford349
      @robertsanford349 4 роки тому +9

      Jessica C. It does. It barred me from going into a hearing-intensive job

  • @357Snowball
    @357Snowball 4 роки тому +4

    thank you so much for uploading, this is fucking hilarious

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp Місяць тому

    "Can you tolerate that." Just fucking CBTing at random and saying that, I'm losing it.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +21

    This is even more funny considering there's a very early episode where they got a question from a guy asking if he should get a vasectomy and they all said no because he wouldn’t be a man anymore lol woops

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 4 роки тому +21

      GippyHappy Character development!

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 4 роки тому +8

      @@lorendaemon7945 And all it took was a jockstrap at Disney.

  • @faith-4059
    @faith-4059 21 день тому

    "No baby driver" didn't get the credit it deserved

  • @jellyfishneo
    @jellyfishneo 4 роки тому +24

    can we just appreciate how justin says 'person with a penis' instead of 'man' or 'guy?' trans rights!!!!

  • @Morhek
    @Morhek 5 років тому +11

    So when people find out what a vasectomy is...do people who don't have testicles have the same visceral wince response that cis men do? I've always wondered, but the topic doesn't really come up in polite conversation.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 5 років тому +21

      Personally, I didn't. I didn't have that response to hearing about tubal ligation either, though, and have performed neuterings on animals without issue - it might be that I'm just not squeamish.

    • @CelestiaLily
      @CelestiaLily 5 років тому +23

      I sympathy-wince at any groin-related injury/pain (vasectomies, period pains, kicks to the nuts, giving birth, waxing, STIs) no matter the gender, cuz all of them sound REAL BAD

    • @pbgandie
      @pbgandie 5 років тому +20

      Not to vasectomies perse, but I have a similar visceral wince response when it comes to episiotomies.

    • @acoustikangaroo
      @acoustikangaroo 5 років тому +10

      The only genital surgery thing I’ve ever winced at hearing about is an episiotomy

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 4 роки тому +8

      Dude here, but I thought this was worth noting.
      I never used to be bothered by it. Until I saw a vid that involved actually seeing the... removed... portions, if you will.
      Now when I think about it I do this little shuffle in my seat that my monkey brain thinks will help.

  • @blammo5226
    @blammo5226 3 роки тому +4

    Got em

  • @feedmewifi_477
    @feedmewifi_477 5 років тому +2

    Nice

  • @dementedgamer8123
    @dementedgamer8123 3 роки тому +2

    I couldn't do it and I would be like wtf

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 3 роки тому +2

    Damn a vasectomy seems sad, even though I don't know why it just makes me depressed for all my lil guys

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle 4 роки тому +1

    Wanaknowwhat? There's such a thing as Too Much Horntalkz and a person ought to be fuckin aware of it.

  • @vidiia
    @vidiia 4 роки тому +2

    idk why but this whole segment just really squicked me out. was not a fan