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  • "You better be sure not to tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
    From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 4 'The Chinese Woman': George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chinese. Jerry winds up dating her. Things get worse when Frank and Estelle announce a separation. Jerry and Elaine can't seem to figure out why Frank Costanza is having mysterious business dealings with a man in a cape.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 142

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 4 місяці тому +149

    Truly hilarious that Seinfeld gave so many famous phrases like high talker ,low talker ,the re gifter!!! And many more 😂😂

    • @NachosElectric
      @NachosElectric 4 місяці тому +14

      Man Hands, double dip...

    • @andrasszabo1570
      @andrasszabo1570 4 місяці тому +15

      High-talker, low-talker, long-talker, close-talker...

    • @KarlosEPM
      @KarlosEPM 4 місяці тому +8

      The Pig-man

    • @PokeBowl82
      @PokeBowl82 4 місяці тому +13

      The anti-dentite

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 4 місяці тому +11

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 4 місяці тому +130

    Funniest thing is Kramer trying to get naureen's life in order 😂

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 4 місяці тому +108

    Elaine sounds like she's calling from a fighter jet..

    • @tuxedomask7071
      @tuxedomask7071 4 місяці тому

      It's all part of a subtle agenda to make u join the army!!! 😜

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 4 місяці тому +179

    Always love Kramer of all people dispensing advice to Noreen about structure and discipline! 🤣🤣

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому +5

      3:55 He has a point, though.

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 4 місяці тому +6

      Next, he’ll be putting her on the da Vinci sleep schedule.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 4 місяці тому

      @@keithwilson6060 🤣🤣🤣

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 4 місяці тому +4

      Well he was in the army…briefly.

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 4 місяці тому +3

      @@12Blueace 😂😂😂 Me thinks America was better off letting Cosmo be a civilian!

  • @danielgreenleaf
    @danielgreenleaf 4 місяці тому +41

    2:33
    *Turns to Elaine* “So you thought he was boring?”
    Effin’ classic! 😂😂

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 4 місяці тому +23

    4:02 The way Kramer yells out “Yeah!” always cracked me up.

  • @DavidBagga
    @DavidBagga 4 місяці тому +111

    I love how the first thing Kramer does is not encourage her to find another guy who’s not a long talker, but instead go right back into the army.
    LMAO best show ever 😂

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому +3

      3:55 He has a point, though, and he's more reasonable than Elaine breaking two relationships of her friend (2:42).

    • @KyleMerolla
      @KyleMerolla 4 місяці тому +1

      Kramer was in the Army so it makes sense

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 3 місяці тому +1

      Especially odd is that he has a thing for her but is fine with her leaving to go in the army.

  • @variable57
    @variable57 4 місяці тому +55

    The long talker, the close talker, the high talker, the dirty talker - I love Seinfeld

  • @12Blueace
    @12Blueace 4 місяці тому +37

    It’s rather ironic how Kramer calls Elaine out about her destructive behavior over Norene when his reputation proceeds him, mostly on Jerry.

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 4 місяці тому +35

    Yes Paul, it is unseasonably warm today!!!

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers2012 3 місяці тому +11

    Listen, Paul! The car seems to be running out of gas (turning hair dryer on and off)!! 😂

  • @Spacemutiny
    @Spacemutiny 4 місяці тому +30

    Boy they really did a number on Noreen lol

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 4 місяці тому +35

    So there’s the Close Talker, the Non-talker with the pirate shirt, the High Talker, and the Long Talker.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому +19

      Low talker.

    • @rachray83
      @rachray83 4 місяці тому +15

      The puffy shirt lady was low-talker

  • @cootriley6
    @cootriley6 4 місяці тому +66

    Elaine is one-good looking woman...

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel2350 4 місяці тому +18

    Kramer getting the best of Elaine in the end haha chefs kiss 😘

  • @alinr5440
    @alinr5440 4 місяці тому +8

    I feel for Norene with these two giving advice😂😂😂

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 місяці тому +4

    I've worked with people like this.
    I've been in the office seeing other people talk to them and literally see them try and turn their hips to leave and the guy just keeps on talking. 🤣

  • @Justin-j6u
    @Justin-j6u 4 місяці тому +8

    Noreen was hilarious on in living color t.v. comedy show in the late 80's.😂

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 3 місяці тому +4

    A very rare moment for Jerry to have an entire monologue related to morals.

  • @schmatever
    @schmatever 4 місяці тому +15

    She'll have qualified officers telling her what to do!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 4 місяці тому +14

    First, you encouraged her to join the army. She did.

  • @beani24329
    @beani24329 3 місяці тому +2

    “Well, yes, it has been unseasonably cool lately.” 😂

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 4 місяці тому +4

    The car running out of gas is gold

  • @autoblu6175
    @autoblu6175 4 місяці тому +19

    4:02 WHAT ELSE???😂😂

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 4 місяці тому +8

    Poor Noreen sure knows how to pick them... 😜

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 4 місяці тому +6

    One of the best episodes this one to many awesome lines

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 4 місяці тому +11

    It has been unseasonably cold lately.

  • @gschaub9
    @gschaub9 2 місяці тому

    That jaw dropping look Noreen gives to Elaine😂

  • @cziegl3r
    @cziegl3r 4 місяці тому +9

    Going back to the army after youve gone awol... solid.

  • @facm4499
    @facm4499 4 місяці тому +17

    2:22 S T O P ⛔🤣

  • @Wondwind
    @Wondwind 3 місяці тому +6

    Seinfeld gaslit us that this show was about nothing. It’s actually about horrible narcissistic people.

  • @espoespo3557
    @espoespo3557 4 місяці тому +10

    Elaine talke too much 😂

  • @crashmer
    @crashmer 4 місяці тому +2

    She should have consulted with Jerry apparently 😂

  • @michaelmarceau4863
    @michaelmarceau4863 4 місяці тому +8

    Encourage her to join the army. 😂😅😂😅

    • @crookedninjaturtlegang7542
      @crookedninjaturtlegang7542 4 місяці тому +3

      She was lost…. Then you tell her to go AWOL! We’ll she looks like she wasn’t having any fun.

    • @shade1121-ce8dc
      @shade1121-ce8dc 4 місяці тому

      You better make sure you don’t tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn bridge.

  • @DiBaozi
    @DiBaozi Місяць тому

    I’ve met a long talker before at church. She was so boring my exit strategy used to be seeing any one of my friends in the distance. Now it’s “oh gotta pick up my kids now”

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu 4 місяці тому +4

    Elaine ruined a few relationships and people life, who amongst them payed the Highest price ….. 🥁 roll
    Russell - when he joined Greenpeace

  • @Weebs82589
    @Weebs82589 4 місяці тому +7

    You better make sure never tell this woman to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 3 місяці тому +2

      Frank Costanza's lawyer will save the day

  • @Blueskies1180
    @Blueskies1180 4 місяці тому +4

    Elaine was the worst friend ever! Who needs enemies when you have “friends” like her.

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 4 місяці тому +8

    Elaine is terrible🤣💯👍

  • @williamwilson6499
    @williamwilson6499 4 місяці тому +1

    1:23 The disappearing George scene. Ever notice that George walks off camera and doesn’t enter into the conversation about Kramer going commando?
    Kramer comes in and gives a quick look at George but doesn’t say anything to him. Always wondered why they kept this discontinuity in.

  • @gmarounf7472
    @gmarounf7472 4 місяці тому +2

    This is what happens when you have zero faith in yourself.
    "He who cannot obey himself, will be commanded..."

  • @dyardsale5475
    @dyardsale5475 4 місяці тому +1

    Problems caused by using old corded phones.

  • @crookedninjaturtlegang7542
    @crookedninjaturtlegang7542 4 місяці тому +6

    Did you just say the rines were crossed?

  • @cwisthbulpabont7749
    @cwisthbulpabont7749 4 місяці тому

    I like the "Get the..." at the end

  • @bcvc3365
    @bcvc3365 4 місяці тому +5

    I love Elaine 😂

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Місяць тому

    Cue Elaine pushing Kramer all over the set ;)

  • @realhoffatrissla7819
    @realhoffatrissla7819 4 місяці тому +3

    I love Seinfeld!

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 4 місяці тому +2

    Kramer 😂

  • @SimsMoyal
    @SimsMoyal 4 місяці тому +2

    I love you Jerry Seinfeld

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani06 4 місяці тому +7

    First upload with the 16:9 cropped aspect ratio? Nah not for me, please go back to the OG 4:3 where we can see the whole thing!

  • @wizofauzz
    @wizofauzz 3 місяці тому +1

    Does anyone else think Paul is insane to accuse his girlfriend of cheating mere weeks into a relationship?

  • @gheorghenegreanu8409
    @gheorghenegreanu8409 4 місяці тому +1

    If you have to take life advices from any of the gang members, then you are truly lost. None of them have a clue what to do with their life😂

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 4 місяці тому +1

      They're a gang? A jew gang?

    • @VideoAmericanStyle
      @VideoAmericanStyle 4 місяці тому +1

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun …only Jerry is Jewish.

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 4 місяці тому +1

      @@VideoAmericanStyle George has a jewish mother, but he doesn't follow any beliefs. His actor is jewish. Elaine and Kramer are not jewish, but Elaine's actor has partial jewish ancestry. Kramer's actor is most likely Seinfeld's secret real life brother though. Larry David is jewish so the whole show is anyway.

    • @gheorghenegreanu8409
      @gheorghenegreanu8409 4 місяці тому +1

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun Not to mention blacks😉

  • @Rafael26926
    @Rafael26926 4 місяці тому +1

    I still wonder why jerry didnt just say hello

  • @redacted2275
    @redacted2275 4 місяці тому +3

    2:42 EIaine is self-centered.

  • @MotherJust4Fun-Take5
    @MotherJust4Fun-Take5 4 місяці тому +1

    very funny

  • @grawakendream8980
    @grawakendream8980 3 місяці тому +1

    is this after larry david left

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver 4 місяці тому +3

    Before caller ID.

  • @keithrickson8522
    @keithrickson8522 4 місяці тому +1

    Low talkers, high talkers, long talkers

  • @kjdaman27
    @kjdaman27 4 місяці тому +3

    I love Seinfeld!🙌🏽

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m free, I’m unfettered. I Feel like a naked innocent boy, rrrroaming the countryside!

  • @ATXviIIIe
    @ATXviIIIe 3 місяці тому

    Jerry caring about anything is disappointing

  • @MikeG42
    @MikeG42 4 місяці тому +1

    This is one of five episodes no longer on network tv and deemed "offensive" , the other episodes The Wooden Indian , The Wife and the two episodes in LA when Kramer is accused of being the Smog Strangler. Edit : All good episodes too.

    • @brannonomara
      @brannonomara 4 місяці тому +2

      How is this episode offensive?

  • @markosva3eko251
    @markosva3eko251 4 місяці тому

    the only thing tough about chewy is looking at him

  • @mariospenard5125
    @mariospenard5125 4 місяці тому

    Kramer is the best! ❤

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR 4 місяці тому

    Elaine has a record

    • @CoCotheTurtle
      @CoCotheTurtle 4 місяці тому +1

      #36 on the Hot 100, January 8, 1997.

  • @user-br3ou2cs9o
    @user-br3ou2cs9o 4 місяці тому +1

    😄😄

  • @denzname
    @denzname 4 місяці тому +7

    Single women can't help but keep other women single 🙃

  • @stephenwhitfield2679
    @stephenwhitfield2679 4 місяці тому

    What are the chances of Kramer signing up for the army?

  • @Ronin969
    @Ronin969 День тому

    Make Kramer Great Again!

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 4 місяці тому

    I’d rather have a high talker.

  • @emilyx8377
    @emilyx8377 8 днів тому +1

    Thanks to climate change, it's unseasonably warm all the time. Paul and I would have a lot to talk about now.

  • @irinabrezeanu343
    @irinabrezeanu343 4 місяці тому

    ❤😂🎉

  • @klipkultur3680
    @klipkultur3680 4 місяці тому

    Creepy Kramer here...

  • @PaulTerry-l8x
    @PaulTerry-l8x 4 місяці тому +1

    Noreen needs an extreme make over...

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 4 місяці тому

      She's fine. Don't bring modern ghettoism into it

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 4 місяці тому +2

      To be honest.....i never understood what Kramer saw in her! 🤔

    • @PaulTerry-l8x
      @PaulTerry-l8x 4 місяці тому +1

      @@rattus3102 🤣

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott4876 4 місяці тому +1

    Seinfeld doesn't age well.

    • @brannonomara
      @brannonomara 4 місяці тому +5

      Are u serious? This is better than any of the shows today, in fact is one of the top 5 shows off all time.

    • @sunnyscott4876
      @sunnyscott4876 4 місяці тому

      @@brannonomara You're absolutely right. It is better than a lot of today's shows. But I don't believe that it aged well at all. 🤷‍♀️

    • @brannonomara
      @brannonomara 4 місяці тому +1

      @@sunnyscott4876 okay, fair point

  • @judithryle2113
    @judithryle2113 4 місяці тому

    Hated that show especially elaine

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 3 місяці тому +2

      Then why are you here watching the video?

  • @nsrmnm3099
    @nsrmnm3099 4 місяці тому

    Jerry are🫵🏽🫵🏽a Jew or a Zionist???

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels 4 місяці тому +6

    Mrs. Costanza: "I was duped!". Cheers! 🥨

  • @destineetyson7756
    @destineetyson7756 4 місяці тому

    I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show of all time 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖📡❤️❤️❤️📺📺❤️📡❤️📺📺📺📺📺💗📡📡📡