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  • "You call yourself lifesaver? I call you Pimple Popper, M.D."
    From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 7, 'The Slicer': Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.
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    Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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  • @sibusisomofokeng2883
    @sibusisomofokeng2883 2 місяці тому +113

    She's one step above working a Clinique counter 😂

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 2 місяці тому +6

      I wonder if they had to have Clinique sign off on this.

    • @Italy55
      @Italy55 Місяць тому

      🤣

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink 2 місяці тому +112

    "Because it's the mature thing to do"
    "What's that got to do with me?"

    • @alfa-psi
      @alfa-psi Місяць тому

      He's not what he said, the video is just above.

    • @reallymakesyouthink
      @reallymakesyouthink Місяць тому

      @@alfa-psi "he's not what he said"
      And you're someone correcting someone else? Turn your brain on or better yet stop slithering around the internet correcting people.

    • @reallymakesyouthink
      @reallymakesyouthink Місяць тому +1

      ​@@alfa-psi"he's not what he said" and you are trying to correct people.😂

    • @alfa-psi
      @alfa-psi Місяць тому

      @@reallymakesyouthink I'm not trying. It's stil not what he said.

  • @sethgile8584
    @sethgile8584 2 місяці тому +78

    “ I want the antidote pimple popper” my favorite part

    • @shade1121-ce8dc
      @shade1121-ce8dc 2 місяці тому

      THANKS JERRY!!!😡

    • @supernaturalawesome1
      @supernaturalawesome1 Місяць тому +1

      What I say to my dermatologist when I walk in with a huge pimple 😆

    • @pg24471
      @pg24471 Місяць тому

      😅 4:16 4:16 ​@@shade1121-ce8dc

  • @HYPERI0N.
    @HYPERI0N. 2 місяці тому +45

    “Why would I , a Juilliard trained dermatologist send him to see another doctor?!”
    “Because you’re not!!” 🤣

  • @ManWithStroller
    @ManWithStroller 2 місяці тому +53

    I like Kramer’s consistent distrust of doctors throughout the show

    • @speakingsandra
      @speakingsandra 2 місяці тому +3

      Kramer is epic✌️

    • @HYPERI0N.
      @HYPERI0N. 2 місяці тому +5

      You know they botched his vasectomy 😂

    • @JL-db2yc
      @JL-db2yc 2 місяці тому +3

      But he did trust vets.

  • @EZZMONEY
    @EZZMONEY 2 місяці тому +93

    Some clever interwoven storylines by these writers turning Kramer's butcher's coat into a much-needed doctor 🤣

    • @joandante3106
      @joandante3106 2 місяці тому +20

      Not just a doctor, a Juliard-trained one! lol

    • @periwinkuru
      @periwinkuru 2 місяці тому +7

      It is true, the late episode stories are honestly really impressively written

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 2 місяці тому +34

    "Wash it dry it move on"
    "Put some aloe on it"
    The whole George Jerry philosophy right here 😂😂

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 2 місяці тому +89

    "Still Got It" Jerry takes disappointment like a mature guy! 🤣

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 2 місяці тому +14

    George: “You got to do it classy.”
    George proceeds to wipe his mouth off with his sweater.

  • @stefannilsson6843
    @stefannilsson6843 2 місяці тому +28

    Strange that Jerry didn’t recognize Kimberly from Melrose Place.

  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala 2 місяці тому +35

    Who knew the nickname would lead to an actual show on TLC

    • @terrellp22
      @terrellp22 2 місяці тому

      think they would've came up with that idea for a show, regardless of Seinfeld

    • @joeburns4209
      @joeburns4209 2 місяці тому +4

      @@terrellp22I don’t think they would’ve. Seinfeld catapulted that into the vernacular.

  • @jennyainley2323
    @jennyainley2323 2 місяці тому +6

    Kramer refusing to believe he caused Jerry’s hives but then freaking out when Jerry throws the infected towel at him

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR 2 місяці тому +14

    Jerry would be the talk at Wisteria Lane

  • @speakingsandra
    @speakingsandra 2 місяці тому +17

    3:06 Kramer: ”Have you been wearing a fake beard?” ..That’s a funny conclusion😅🙌

  • @Jjhardy1
    @Jjhardy1 2 місяці тому +9

    She died on the table lmao

  • @Maxfr8
    @Maxfr8 2 місяці тому +23

    "Still got it." 💪🏻

  • @shade1121-ce8dc
    @shade1121-ce8dc 2 місяці тому +34

    Of course Kramer is the cause of Jerry’s breakout. 🤣

    • @Maxfr8
      @Maxfr8 2 місяці тому +6

      Yeah, he's spreading benzene all over.
      😂

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +25

    Marcia Cross was on Melrose Place with one of Jerry's other girlfriends Kristin Davis. Marcia was also on Desperate Housewives with Terri Hatcher..another of Jerry's ex-flames.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 2 місяці тому +2

      She had an amazing set of legs back then!

    • @user-ue4rd1mf1v
      @user-ue4rd1mf1v 2 місяці тому

      ​@@afonsodeportugalshe had an amazing set of everything. They all did.

    • @Ashamed.Loser69
      @Ashamed.Loser69 Місяць тому

      @afonsodeportugal No she didn't, look at her feet

  • @alex_smallet
    @alex_smallet 2 місяці тому +11

    Jerry seems like a smart guy, but still he is easily manipulated.

  • @petezaguy6054
    @petezaguy6054 2 місяці тому +47

    Earlier in this episode is a funny scene.
    Kramer: I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.
    Jerry: Neither have I.

  • @MK8Klexify
    @MK8Klexify 2 місяці тому +10

    Kramer Asking Jerry If He Has Been Wearing A Fake Beard Must Be One Of His Funniest Lines In The Whole Show!😂

  • @ankursingh9548
    @ankursingh9548 2 місяці тому +14

    Apart from Anti dentite , Jerry is anti dermatologist also😂

    • @1bridge11
      @1bridge11 2 місяці тому +5

      He's an anti-dermite.

  • @sagaofsarahrose
    @sagaofsarahrose 2 місяці тому +8

    The "Skin cancer!...Damn!" is one of my fav Seinfeld bits

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
    @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 місяці тому +12

    She's not focused. She's a narcissist... Well focused on herself i guess.

  • @manovar0714
    @manovar0714 2 місяці тому +14

    That's toxic 🤣

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 2 місяці тому +3

    The vicarious pleasure George gets from the retribution he wants Jerry to exact...

  • @BHammer
    @BHammer Місяць тому +3

    The imediate "skin cancer" from Jerry after the the guy in the restaurant said she saved his life cracks me up everytime.

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 2 місяці тому +2

    Dr. Van Nostrand, the slicer! Love how he uses Jerry's hand towel but won't even touch the bottle with gloves on

  • @presntnow
    @presntnow 2 місяці тому +5

    PIMPLE POPPER MD. 😂

  • @jonathansalazar4630
    @jonathansalazar4630 2 місяці тому +29

    Jerry forgot the most important factor, never ever listen to Kramer!

  • @MountainMan.
    @MountainMan. 2 місяці тому +6

    Things were going too well so Jerry had to torpedo it, lol.

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 2 місяці тому +3

      Like always.😂😂

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +3

      They weren't going that well. I couldn't sit there and listen to someone talk about how important they are.

  • @gregorylerch1440
    @gregorylerch1440 2 місяці тому +6

    "Oh, so it backfired?"

  • @dominik2538
    @dominik2538 2 місяці тому +3

    "Alright get outta here"😆throws the towel on Kramer's face 😆

  • @amonralice2
    @amonralice2 2 місяці тому +5

    Oh, Cosmo. 😂😂😂

  • @user-bo1bw7jw4o
    @user-bo1bw7jw4o Місяць тому +1

    Kramers scream at the end 😅

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 2 місяці тому +9

    Actually the jokes about dermatologists are pretty spot on, I'm a Ph.D. Aerospace Engineer but one of my best buds in undergrad college went to med school and he's now a heart surgeon and I heard him joke about dermatologists once when he said...Dermatology, if it's dry make it wet, if it's wet make it dry.

    • @Ashamed.Loser69
      @Ashamed.Loser69 Місяць тому

      I'm a Ph.D. Genetic Engineer, and my bud is a Ph.D. Computer Scientist, we always crack jokes behind his wife's back. She's a dermatologist! Hahaha!!!🤣

  • @BaddogSports
    @BaddogSports 21 день тому

    “Male mammal approximately 30 to 60 years old. Weight…. oh indeterminate” 😂😂😂

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 2 місяці тому +5

    Great show

  • @rmitton2008
    @rmitton2008 2 місяці тому +10

    Before I watched the whole video I was about to say that skin cancer is like the most common type of cancer

  • @MrWildcat2009
    @MrWildcat2009 Місяць тому +1

    4:56 “you should’ve thought of that before giving me hives!”
    What goes around comes around!

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 2 місяці тому +7

    leave it to Jerry to underthink the situation 🤣🤣

  • @QuentrixMovies
    @QuentrixMovies 2 місяці тому +1

    "Aloe pusher" 😂

  • @GrantPearson
    @GrantPearson 2 місяці тому +7

    "Have you been wearing a fake beard?" One of my favourite Kramer moments.

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 2 місяці тому +6

      Up there with "Do you have a dog?" when Jerry gets fleas

    • @ankursingh9548
      @ankursingh9548 2 місяці тому +3

      Kramer literally lives in Jerry apartment 😂😂

    • @GrantPearson
      @GrantPearson 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MLennholm My current fav Kramer moment is when he says "You know it's a funny thing about that bird dying. I hid the key in Fredo's food dish. Whew, that's a weeeeird coincidence!"

    • @GrantPearson
      @GrantPearson 2 місяці тому +4

      @@MLennholm And when he asks Jerry, "Where's that tool shed of yours?"

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 2 місяці тому +3

    This is a great episode🤣💯👍

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu 2 місяці тому +3

    Pimple popper MD 😂😂

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 2 місяці тому

    "thou who cureth, can maketh I'll"... 😂😂😂 That's hilarious on so many levels, not the least of which is the bad ancient grammar

  • @Baddy187
    @Baddy187 2 місяці тому +3

    That's my handtowel! I use it on my face, neck and chest!

  • @mohammedmudassirmudassir7909
    @mohammedmudassirmudassir7909 2 місяці тому +4

    Who takes advice from Kramer

  • @crookedninjaturtlegang7542
    @crookedninjaturtlegang7542 2 місяці тому +5

    Boy! You lost a lot of hair! That’s what they tell me!

  • @harrisonzhu3300
    @harrisonzhu3300 2 місяці тому +6

    This is amazing. Bear in mind this was made in the 90s and it is still super relevant in 2024

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +3

      What is relevant?

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 2 місяці тому +1

      Because society hasn't changed much since the 90's, only technology has advanced a lot. It could be argued that Western society became our current version of modern in the 80's and certainly since the 90's hasn't changed much.

    • @JosephPerrotta-db9xp
      @JosephPerrotta-db9xp 20 днів тому

      Technology hasn't really changed just more ways to gain access to information

    • @harrisonzhu3300
      @harrisonzhu3300 20 днів тому

      @@JosephPerrotta-db9xp bruh literally every field has advanced with better technology

  • @thedevdasdoc
    @thedevdasdoc 2 місяці тому +5

    Bree Vandecamp dated Jerry who'd know

  • @dana.j9062
    @dana.j9062 15 днів тому

    How did the revenge date go was epic 😂

  • @Sokrabiades
    @Sokrabiades Місяць тому

    Classy.

  • @oceanspitfirefly
    @oceanspitfirefly 2 місяці тому

    was it pimple popper md?
    thats the one!
    i still got it!
    😂

  • @fanomapage2091
    @fanomapage2091 Місяць тому

    Bring Seinfeld Back For Another Season 💯

  • @destineetyson7756
    @destineetyson7756 2 місяці тому +1

    I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show of all time ❤❤❤❤📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺

  • @Hiluxtaco
    @Hiluxtaco 2 місяці тому +3

    I still would love to know what brand of hand towel that is .. 😚

  • @gusschmidt6198
    @gusschmidt6198 Місяць тому

    Pimple popper MD LMAO!

  • @sirblankenship
    @sirblankenship 2 місяці тому +4

    0:41
    I so hope Elaine improved that one

  • @scotthamblen6856
    @scotthamblen6856 Місяць тому +1

    HAPPY 70TH BIRTHDAY JERRY SEINFELD 🎂🎁🤑🃏🎳

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut 2 місяці тому

    That’s toxic! 😂

  • @user-iu6ug5cr9g
    @user-iu6ug5cr9g 2 місяці тому

    Kramer is just sitting at home, watching Canadian Parliament, and underlining the good parts in dermatological textbooks.

  • @Truechildofgod
    @Truechildofgod 2 місяці тому

    Lol this made me think of Dr. Pimple popper she was famous dermatologist a couple years ago 😂

  • @devinzentmyer1946
    @devinzentmyer1946 Місяць тому

    Imagine the situation surrounding jerry deciding/having to wear a fake beard..... I cant stop laughing

  • @johncole273
    @johncole273 2 місяці тому

    Wow

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten 2 місяці тому +7

    Melrose place!

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +5

      She was on 2 shows with Jerry's other girlfriends. Melrose Place with Kristin Davis, and Desperate Housewives with Terri Hatcher.

  • @judd442009
    @judd442009 Місяць тому +1

    "Thou who cureth can maketh ill." The Book of Cosmo 9:7 3:24

  • @charlespawl364
    @charlespawl364 Місяць тому

    "What brand of perverted science do you practice?!?! 😅😂

  • @gmfitzg
    @gmfitzg 2 місяці тому +2

    This before or after the Melrose Place episode??

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 2 місяці тому +3

    since when dermatologist treats skin cancer?

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +1

      She does screenings to detect it and diagnose it.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 2 місяці тому +7

    Kramer would have killed to date a doctor

  • @dscheme3247
    @dscheme3247 2 місяці тому +28

    Actually dermatologists don't treat cancer, if they see something suspicious they send you to an oncologists

    • @chrisduhovic5154
      @chrisduhovic5154 2 місяці тому +12

      Wrong, we do diagnose and treat skin cancer. Oncologists treat metastatic skin cancer.

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh 2 місяці тому +8

      Wrong. You are sounding somewhat like George and Kramer in this episode.
      Dermatology covers a wide range of treatments and skin conditions, however one of the important life saving types of dermatology is excision and treatment of skin cancer. Some dermatologists also treat skin cancer and pre-cancerous growths using photo-dynamic treatment (PDT).
      Not all dermatologists specialize in acne, and tattoo removal.

    • @chrisduhovic5154
      @chrisduhovic5154 2 місяці тому +5

      So yes they are factually correct. And Marcia Cross is a legend!

    • @akabassem
      @akabassem 2 місяці тому +4

      you simply must apologize, that's the mature thing to do!

    • @dscheme3247
      @dscheme3247 2 місяці тому +2

      A position statement on the role of the medical oncologist in the treatment of patients with cancer, published recently by the Spanish Society of Medical Oncology (SEOM), reads “.. in light of the arguments presented above, the administration of systemic cancer treatments by specialists other than medical oncologists is not supported by sufficient rational evidence and could be detrimental to the well-being of cancer patients and the public health system”

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth 2 місяці тому +2

    She is pretty insufferable though. I help keep cell service going for millions of people, surely at least one call in 7 years has been important enough for someone's life to depend on it -- I'm not *saying* that on a date lol

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 2 місяці тому

    My brother had a rash on his neck one time and I asked him if he has been wearing a fake beard. He has never seen an episode of Seinfeld, which made it even more funny. Nor has he heard the Jerky Boys, so im constantly using their lines on him.

  • @Eric-rm4uu
    @Eric-rm4uu 2 місяці тому

    I call you pimple popper md
    Ten minutes later finds out she’s the real deal
    The whole thing blew up in Jerry’s face and it’s kramer and George fault

  • @robertweir5313
    @robertweir5313 2 місяці тому

    Marcia cross - best doctor on this episode and Melrose place ! Now before you all have your bra straps in a bind I’m talking about her professionalism not blowing up almost half of the melrose place building 😊

  • @markwegner6821
    @markwegner6821 Місяць тому

    Under cross examination there is no chance of anyone (like this pimple popper 🎉) surviving and marrying any of these four jury members. Under cross-examination in Jerry's apartment to deliberate the verdict, there ain't any chance they will get the thumbs 👍 up.

  • @anevabay9771
    @anevabay9771 2 місяці тому +1

    Have you been wearing a fake beard?
    No..
    Well what HaVE you been doing??

  • @thebarbershop6693
    @thebarbershop6693 2 місяці тому +2

    thinks she's an oncologist lol

  • @StartVisit
    @StartVisit 2 місяці тому +3

    does Americans eat anything besides sandwiches and donats? 😮

    • @QuentrixMovies
      @QuentrixMovies 2 місяці тому +1

      Do burgers count?

    • @StartVisit
      @StartVisit 2 місяці тому +1

      @@QuentrixMovies burgers 🍔 on weekend

  • @nam1115
    @nam1115 2 місяці тому +4

    fyi like all cancer skin cancer is treated by oncologists

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +1

      True but dermatologists can do screenings to detect it.

  • @David-ll2nq
    @David-ll2nq 2 місяці тому +1

    Grammars whole act is from Beeker on Sesame Street

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 2 місяці тому +3

      I'm going to assume "Grammar" is an auto correct of Kramer? And Beaker was on the Muppet Show.

  • @iwaswrongabouteveryhthing
    @iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 2 місяці тому +3

    she was hot

  • @ronartest7748
    @ronartest7748 2 місяці тому +1

    male mammal

  • @Vimukta
    @Vimukta 2 місяці тому

    they really tried it in this ep and unfortunately it showed.

  • @user-xd2rj1tx4y
    @user-xd2rj1tx4y 2 місяці тому +1

    Hay Seinfeld I don’t watch fake news,I’m damn smart,trump,god the great awaking

  • @wilbur1884
    @wilbur1884 2 місяці тому +1

    THESE ARE YOUR JEWISH PEOPLE JERRY WE STAND WITH ISRAEL 🇮🇱/ "🇺🇸 "WHY" "JERRY: WHY "🤨 "🗣 JERRY"JERRY"JERRY SEINFELD WAKE-UP JERRY

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 місяці тому +1

      Shut up. You know nothing about the situation.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 місяці тому +8

      Bro this is a Seinfeld video.

    • @wilbur1884
      @wilbur1884 2 місяці тому

      @@themonsterunderyourbed9408 HEY"JERRY CALL OUT " ELAINE " JULIA DREYFUS FOR SAYING BIDEN'S THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER WHEN IT'S OBVIOUS SHE'S FULL OF DEMOCRAP 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣 💩 🤣