Painful for poor-girl Karen to lay the large avocado-like eggs. Interesting to watch a part of the process. Stanley did a great job standing in for Jeff Goldblum. 🥑❤️❤️❤️
What do you think every human woman has done since the beginning of time??? Squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon.
So…fewwww questions. Anybody can answer. Does she spontaneously lay eggs or do they do the chicken dance? Are there embryos in the eggs? If not, can you scramble them? No hate mail please 🤷♀️ I just really like omelettes 😂
You are assuming the father isn't Jeff Goldblum, but I'm gonna read the comments first before I watch the video because just from the title, right now I know I can't even.
This reminds me of the time Stanley hatched us. I never felt so safe and protected as when he sat on me. I may need to revisit that video again because I had a rough day.
i was gonna say it, but you said it amanda, id be miserable too lmao. those are like watermelons JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ. poor karen. at first i thought karen was the devil, ive grown to love her as much as i can love a dinosaur with a bad attitude lol
Both my brother and I were over ten pounds each and our tiny little mom was 5'1" and 120 pounds before she became pregnant. I ended up being 5'10.5" and my brother 6'4". And so is his wife. Our dad was 6'. And we were born in the last ice age way before all the amenities set up for pregnant women today.
My duaggter was induced when she true dthat mess. She was aiming for 11 lb but I wnats doing it lol. She wa sindueced ta 36 weeks bc that was enough!! She was fine.
I’ve always been curious about how often does Karen have to lay an egg 🥚 because I feel for the poor girl, I’ve seen a cockatiel lay an egg and she was shaking so badly in pain and after she laid her egg she was still shaking in pain and exhaustion and couldn’t walk for several minutes she had that hard of a time getting her egg out 😢 Stanley looks so sweet and supportive of poor Karen 🤗🥰
Right? You'd be grumpy too! Anybeggs of Karen's we have been shown do look very "healthy"... i cant believe Karen is suffering in any way...wild, or safe, as ling as she felt HEALTHY AND SAFE and cared for, she would be laying those eggs. :)
@@chantellegattrell7073 ok, like I said, what I read was from Google. I never claimed to be an emu expert or that I did a deep dive. I perused 3 articles.
Some birds seem to lay eggs without much trouble, and it never occurred to me it would be different for other birds. Poor Karen! Then again, considering how homicidal she is at the best of times, I shudder to think what she's like when she's broody...
Wow!! Thanks for sharing. Those are huge eggs! And the color!! I didn’t realize it was such a process. We just assume birds just lay eggs like it’s nothing. Speedy recovery Karen💕🙏🌞.
I'm not trying to cause any problems, but if I were Stanley, once that egg is hatched, I'd go get a paternity test, Brad has been suspiciously hanging around their stall lately. 🤔
I think that egg would’ve been a little smaller in size and more white in color if it were Brads. But I don’t know a lot about bird dna. I could be wrong.
There were three of them there. That's at least a week's worth. Karen doesn't seem to be broody at all, so I doubt she'd care if they were taken, but they're not.
I never thought laying an egg was a birthing process, but it's so true! Just a "birthing" in stages. So heartwarming to see Stanley caring for Karen! I hope Karen wasn't in pain but as big as the eggs are, I'm sure she was. Merci for sharing!👼🌹❣
Hi Amanda...wondering if Karen makes a noise when egg comes out? I always thought the squalks we heard from our coop could be a painful 'egg drop' moment. 🤭 Karen's not being as mean to Supportive Stanley as I'd expect! Suddenly I'm craving not eggs but avocado toast! 😂😋🥑🍞
Just when I think this wonderful comic genius could not possibly top any of her hilarious signature phrases, she gives us"..Jeff Goldblum is an emu doula"...I can't 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂priceless!!😂😂😂😂😂
Just curious 🧐 Have Karen and Stanley ever actually mated or is she just laying infertile eggs??? The thought of a flock of baby raptors running around is scary 😱😱😱😱😱
@@Robbie_S Not accurate. My parrot lays a clutch of 4 eggs 2-3 times per year and there is no other parrot around to have possibly fertilized her eggs.
What an amazing partner Karen has. Stanley's so attentive and protective of her while she's in labor. Labor and delivery of an egg every 3 days, no wonder she's so grouchy. I can't even imagine what it would be like. Chickens generally lay eggs on a daily basis. I've only been in labor 3 times in my entire life, delivering our 3 children. All they get is an egg, no bundle of joy whether it is fertilized or not birds have to go through Labor and Delivery more often than homeo sapiens have to go through their menstrual cycle ( that is miserable enough ). They are both Champs. Her eggs are so beautiful, but we don't need more Karen's on the farm.❤😄
Don't they just eat these after a couple of days anyway? It is amazing that these creatures actually survive in the wild. But as the amazing Jeff says: Life finds a way.
@@kelli_kellz hes so hysterical once you get past the "weirdo" vibes. i learned to love those weirdo vibes in him ovoer time. we all got a weirdo inside us, sometimes its just whoever we are dating lmao
Jeff Goldblum is really missing an opportunity here. I mean, Jeff! You could be a godfather to Karen & Stanley’s eggs if they hatch any. I think it would be marvellous if Jeff Goldblum were to pay a visit.
Someone out here has got to know Jeff!! Can we please inform him of Karen’s undying love and his birthing center ?! I think if the real Jeff Goldblum showed up at Useless Farm it would be EPIC!
Can’t wait to see the little Kar-leys or Stan-rens that hatch. Maybe even little Jeff-rens? Does Karen’s tude change during her egg development stages , cause she obviously has her same “sweet” demeanor afterwards 😂😮😅 😈
Painful for poor-girl Karen to lay the large avocado-like eggs. Interesting to watch a part of the process. Stanley did a great job standing in for Jeff Goldblum. 🥑❤️❤️❤️
She is a big girl.. she can handle it. Compared to a mammal's birth, she's great with an avocado.. look how big she is. .. 😂
I had an emu egg. Exactly like an avocado. Hmm.
What do you think every human woman has done since the beginning of time??? Squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon.
@@jsully8076 Precisely. 👍❤️
@@jsully8076 Lemon? 🤣
We know who really wears the feathers now
So…fewwww questions. Anybody can answer.
Does she spontaneously lay eggs or do they do the chicken dance?
Are there embryos in the eggs?
If not, can you scramble them?
No hate mail please 🤷♀️ I just really like omelettes 😂
You can eat emu eggs. They're very protein dense.
@@salaltschul3604 but can they incubate and hatch tiny Emus or are we having scrambled eggs tonight?
@@lauriewilson4741 😅🤣😂
@@lauriewilson4741 Fertile Emu eggs can be incubated. 😊
If you look back through older videos, there were 2 babies (Josh and Lorraine). They gave them away to another farm with a lonely Emu I think.
Phwoarrrr! Jeff Goldblumyumyum!!!! Nice mullet!!! 😆
Poor birdie- phew!!!😅😅😅
🤔💭
Since you have a male and female emu, how do you not have babies?
AWWWWW
He s afraid stalnly will sue bc you never let him keep one egg . Not one. He breed one with his teddy near for goodness sake.s he wnats a baby.
heroes don’t always wear capes…sometimes they wear feathers and stand by quietly being supportive.
❤Stanley
❤️💕❤️💕
Sometimes, they wear dinky collar - tie get ups!
@@HumanimalChannel Stanley is a legend with his modeling career🤣
Stanley is the father I never had but wish I had. So caring ❤😂
You are assuming the father isn't Jeff Goldblum, but I'm gonna read the comments first before I watch the video because just from the title, right now I know I can't even.
@@AlanCanon2222 😂😂
I love how immediately after laying eggs Karen goes right back into “Kill Amanda Mode”
Don't give that egg any water after midnight...
No doubt 😄❤
😂😂
This reminds me of the time Stanley hatched us. I never felt so safe and protected as when he sat on me. I may need to revisit that video again because I had a rough day.
😅🤣😂
Yeah well you had the part not next to the cloaca, how do you think I feel.
LMFAO 😂
OMG!! That was super beautiful!! Thank you for sharing ❤😎👍
Karen's making deviled eggs!
No wonder Karen's so mean. That has got to hurt! Ouch!!
i was gonna say it, but you said it amanda, id be miserable too lmao. those are like watermelons JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ. poor karen. at first i thought karen was the devil, ive grown to love her as much as i can love a dinosaur with a bad attitude lol
Stanley is serious about his fatherly duties ❤️
Well, NOW we know where all the anger was coming from , huh K a R E N ?! My son was 10 lbs and 23.5 in long at birth. I feel ya girl!!!
My GM said my Dad was a 12 lb baby . Ouch
@@lauriewilson4741 my son same size..his sister was11.2 23.5.
Both my brother and I were over ten pounds each and our tiny little mom was 5'1" and 120 pounds before she became pregnant. I ended up being 5'10.5" and my brother 6'4". And so is his wife. Our dad was 6'. And we were born in the last ice age way before all the amenities set up for pregnant women today.
Karen is in good company !!!!! Too bad Jeff Goldbloom wasn't available fir all of us ladies!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My duaggter was induced when she true dthat mess. She was aiming for 11 lb but I wnats doing it lol. She wa sindueced ta 36 weeks bc that was enough!! She was fine.
Labor isn’t fun no matter what your species , I feel sorry for Karen 😟
I’ve always been curious about how often does Karen have to lay an egg 🥚 because I feel for the poor girl, I’ve seen a cockatiel lay an egg and she was shaking so badly in pain and after she laid her egg she was still shaking in pain and exhaustion and couldn’t walk for several minutes she had that hard of a time getting her egg out 😢 Stanley looks so sweet and supportive of poor Karen 🤗🥰
Google says emus lay eggs every 3-4 days
@@Halledaze wow, really.?
Right? You'd be grumpy too!
Anybeggs of Karen's we have been shown do look very "healthy"... i cant believe Karen is suffering in any way...wild, or safe, as ling as she felt HEALTHY AND SAFE and cared for, she would be laying those eggs. :)
@@Halledaze not always and some take years to lay even one
@@chantellegattrell7073 ok, like I said, what I read was from Google. I never claimed to be an emu expert or that I did a deep dive. I perused 3 articles.
Some birds seem to lay eggs without much trouble, and it never occurred to me it would be different for other birds. Poor Karen! Then again, considering how homicidal she is at the best of times, I shudder to think what she's like when she's broody...
Gotta luv that photo of Mr Jeff. Made me smile:)
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...
That thing would make a big batch of guacamole.
Wow!! Thanks for sharing. Those are huge eggs! And the color!! I didn’t realize it was such a process. We just assume birds just lay eggs like it’s nothing. Speedy recovery Karen💕🙏🌞.
Could any of their eggs actually hatch?
Hard to believe she can get so far into that corner...lol
Time out birthing!
I'm surprised Karen isn't beating the crap out of Stanley 🤣
I'm not trying to cause any problems, but if I were Stanley, once that egg is hatched, I'd go get a paternity test, Brad has been suspiciously hanging around their stall lately. 🤔
To funny and you have a good point. 😂
I think that egg would’ve been a little smaller in size and more white in color if it were Brads. But I don’t know a lot about bird dna. I could be wrong.
A Brad-egg would come out angry and scrambled.
Too funny!
😂 Life AND Brad finds a way...😂
If I remember correctly, Stanley and Karen has had chicks that were given to a different farm.
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Yep! If you look through the older videos here, you can see the 2 little cute chicks running around. Adorable.
Whhhhaaatt!! If you know the name of the video please let me know, I have to see! I looked a little and couldn't find it 😢
It's hard to watch Karen laying in the corner pressing out a big egg. Pour soul.
Someone should send this to Mr. Goldblum. He'd probably get a kick out of it.🤣🤗💙
Maybe Karen hates you because you take her unborn children away…😳😁
There were three of them there. That's at least a week's worth. Karen doesn't seem to be broody at all, so I doubt she'd care if they were taken, but they're not.
😂
😂
I never thought laying an egg was a birthing process, but it's so true! Just a "birthing" in stages. So heartwarming to see Stanley caring for Karen! I hope Karen wasn't in pain but as big as the eggs are, I'm sure she was. Merci for sharing!👼🌹❣
Hi Amanda...wondering if Karen makes a noise when egg comes out? I always thought the squalks we heard from our coop could be a painful 'egg drop' moment. 🤭 Karen's not being as mean to Supportive Stanley as I'd expect! Suddenly I'm craving not eggs but avocado toast! 😂😋🥑🍞
😂
That egg looks similar to the dragon eggs in Game of Thrones. I bet if you throw it in a fire you will get an evolved version of Karen or an omelet.
Congratulations Karen, you birthed an avocado 🥑
Just when I think this wonderful comic genius could not possibly top any of her hilarious signature phrases, she gives us"..Jeff Goldblum is an emu doula"...I can't 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂priceless!!😂😂😂😂😂
Just curious 🧐 Have Karen and Stanley ever actually mated or is she just laying infertile eggs??? The thought of a flock of baby raptors running around is scary 😱😱😱😱😱
No species can lay eggs without mating unless it's an Anaconda cuz that one did on a very rare occasion gave birth without mating
@@Robbie_S Not accurate. My parrot lays a clutch of 4 eggs 2-3 times per year and there is no other parrot around to have possibly fertilized her eggs.
Maybe passing an egg that size is the reason she's so angry 🤣 I know it would make me grumpy as H#ll
Female emus being what they are, you just know that Karen 's next move will be to abandon the egg, play bingo, and get drunk.
While smoking unfiltered menthols.
Aww the way Stanley keeps checking on her.... ❤
Congrats to Karen and Stanley! Can’t wait to see who they take after
Watch for the curls... 🤣🤣🤣
Karen? Whuut? Momminess suits you.
@@mickicalkins9303 not sure but I think the father does the incubating. Gotta fact check that.
@@Donna-P I believe you are right
This channel's comments have the most wholesome snark in all of the internets. Love it. Except never, ever, Brad.
Why don’t we ever see any emu babies?? Is Stanley shooting blanks?? 🤔
Somehow I just never pictured Karen laying an egg! Maybe because she's just really not the motherly type!
Oh no! She's creating a little Karen army! You better run girl!!!!!
Oh my gosh like everyone else has said this was so sweet. 💖
What an amazing partner Karen has. Stanley's so attentive and protective of her while she's in labor. Labor and delivery of an egg every 3 days, no wonder she's so grouchy. I can't even imagine what it would be like. Chickens generally lay eggs on a daily basis. I've only been in labor 3 times in my entire life, delivering our 3 children. All they get is an egg, no bundle of joy whether it is fertilized or not birds have to go through Labor and Delivery more often than homeo sapiens have to go through their menstrual cycle ( that is miserable enough ). They are both Champs. Her eggs are so beautiful, but we don't need more Karen's on the farm.❤😄
Now we know why Karen pecks at you! she thinks you're trying to steal Stanley from her!
Oh my God Yay! …and run for your lives! Tiger Mom!!!!
I think, our narrator takes a sick pleasure out of Karen's child birthing pain.
Its the one time the tables are turned
I just hope the baby gets Stanley's hair, and personality lol
Don't they just eat these after a couple of days anyway?
It is amazing that these creatures actually survive in the wild.
But as the amazing Jeff says: Life finds a way.
Do they lay a egg every 3 days year round 😢
What do you do with all the unfertilised eggs?
Stanley is the perfect husband!
Those eggs are Gorgeous!!
Always wanted one 🥰
Shirtless Jeff Goldblum lurking in the corner has always kinda creeped me out. 😂
I love it! But I have an odd sense of humor. 😂
@@kellykirkwood4567 It's hilarious 😂
Jeffie has turned me on since tenspeed and brownshoe
How did Jeff Goldblum become the chosen one? I need to know. 😂
@@kelli_kellz hes so hysterical once you get past the "weirdo" vibes. i learned to love those weirdo vibes in him ovoer time. we all got a weirdo inside us, sometimes its just whoever we are dating lmao
Woo Hoo !🎉
Hmm... It is soooo quiet in there right now.
Wehewwwwww congratulations! Karen!🥰🥰🥰🥰
What do you do with the eggs? The shells are so beautiful.
I could hear Stanley saying "Push, Darling!" And Karen said "Get the fuck away from me!"
What's taking the Uber so long?
So Jeff Goldbloom is Cannibal Corner. Is Karen's last name Dahmer?
Karen Dahmer Corner has an oddly fitting ring to it!!
I’m starting to think poor Karen is just one of those unfortunate females that has CMS vs PMS (CONSTANT Menstrual Syndrome).
🇨🇦My aunt had a thing for 'Gregory Peck.' Always married to the same woman. No matter how successful he was.👍🙂
Stanley can't wait to see it ❤️❤️❤️
3 eggs! Maybe 3 Stanley's 😄
Are you going to let them keep 1?
They sound like chimkens
What do you do with the eggs?
What do you do with the eggs?
Phew, at first I thought we were going to be there at the moment of conception. That would be a little too up close and personal for me.
I'd be cranky too!😯
Dear Karen, if I had to do what you just did, I'd be an effin bitch, too. Get some grub and some rest, girl. 💜
Omg he’s sweet, and frankly, I’d be testy if i had to pass an egg that size😂do you incubate?
Ahhh, this explains a lot.
Now is the time for nature v nurture.
Good fn luck.
❤️❤️
They are so peaceful throughout the process. ❤❤so sweet
No wonder Karen is so cranky, poor girl. Stanley is very attentive, bless his heart, he is the daddy? 😂
OMG does this mean u are going to have baby Emus?!
Omg the end is near. Karen breeding is like watching the Omen.
Oh wow… no wonder Karen is always aggressively grumpy. Who wouldn’t be knowing you had to deliver huge eggs on the regular?
Poor baby girl so painful. You can do this.
Jeff Goldbloom birthing center!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's GREAT!!!! HE LOVE IT!!!
Now why know why she is so angry all the time.
Poor Karen.
No wonder Karen has been so passionate lately!
Jeff Goldblum is really missing an opportunity here. I mean, Jeff! You could be a godfather to Karen & Stanley’s eggs if they hatch any.
I think it would be marvellous if Jeff Goldblum were to pay a visit.
Someone out here has got to know Jeff!! Can we please inform him of Karen’s undying love and his birthing center ?! I think if the real Jeff Goldblum showed up at Useless Farm it would be EPIC!
Wow!! Their so big and such a deep shade of blue! Will they hatch?
I don’t think I want to know what a broody emu is like. 😅
Does Stanley fertilize the eggs?
🤣🤣🤣
That can't be easy to lay 😅 congrats to the new parents!
Giving birth is Very much challenging+painful for any Species.😳😳😳 Congradulations to the new Proud Parents, Karen+Stanley!Well done!,💞
She would still have to sit on the egg constantly to hatch I think the eggs are always Removed after she lays
Uber Eats … so funny!
What do you do with the eggs?
No wonder Karen is so spicy…she’s gotta lay an egg every day?! Stanley is such a supportive partner.
That was beautiful!
Can’t wait to see the little Kar-leys or Stan-rens that hatch. Maybe even little Jeff-rens? Does Karen’s tude change during her egg development stages , cause she obviously has her same “sweet” demeanor afterwards 😂😮😅 😈
They must be scientologists. Silent birth.
Hysterical!!!