So much to unpack here…from “giving birth under shirtless Jeff Goldblum (as God intended),”😂 to Brad cheering her on from the sidelines, to Stanley pecking out Jeff’s eyes out of obvious jealousy of his manly Goldblumliness, to Karen making the fastest recovery in history and immediately attacking you, Amanda…my day has been made! 🙏❤️🙏
For the very briefest of moments, I felt bad for Karen's pain. Nice that Stanley was thanking shirtless Jeff Goldblum for for watching over Karen. Love your brood, keep the vids coming.
I thought I'd kinda seen most of what life has to show me...but a Karen egg, and shirtless Jeff at the same time, with some hot Stanley action, and the rooster giving us the blow by blow? This is like some theme music and some animation away from being a Pixar flick. .
@@michaeltaylor8835 There is strong evidence that egg-laying is ancestral to live birth, meaning it came first. Many physiological changes were necessary for live birth to have evolved from egg-laying. With this transition, some structures were lost, including the hard outer eggshell.
I love how Karen expels her crotch fruit and what does she do to recover from such an arduous task? She immediately tries to eviscerate you! Hey she’s keeping on Brand! 🤷🏻♀️😂🤣🤪
@@emilymulcahy depends on the woman & how her body interprets the muscle contractions. For most, it's not very comfortable, but they have epidurals for the pain. Don't be afraid, it's over pretty quick
Someone has probably asked already but what do you do with the eggs? Can you do a short on what you do with her eggs? Love the channel. Keep on keeping on!
You should sell Karen's eggs. We could harness the evil and join Karen's dark forces in a bid for world domination. Or make a giant omelette. Either or.
Are they clones if they're born from eggs and hatched natural? I am unsure about that, I am a linguist if you come with incorrect language to me, I will correct you..
@@phillipbrewster969 Why you no fun? You no like laughs? Seriously though, lighten up a bit. You’re on a video watching an emu shit out an egg, wrong place to be a sour puss in the comments.
Got my t-shirt today and my husband had chemo...I wore my new shirt and a lady there stopped me and asked me if that was the "crazy emu" 🤪 🙃 😜 lol. She said her grand daughter watches your channel and loves the animals. Lol I live in a small town in Pa. Haha ordering another shirt now 4 my momma. ❤
@@erstwhile6163 They were given to another farm to keep another baby emu company. If you look back in her vids from early last year, you should see them.
Are the eggs fertilized? Has Stanley done his job? Because I really think the entire world could benefit from a baby Karen. It would be adorable. Tiny black heart and all….
watched it again lol loved how she went right for you afterwards 😂 yall have a great relationship way to go Karen 👍 are you going to hatch it or give it to the same people as before hope yall have a great week
I read female emus fight for males... Maybe Karen hates you because she is jealous of your relationship with Stanley. She's afraid you'll steal her man
From now on, instead of saying I got something straight from the horse’s mouth, I’m going to say it came straight from the emu’s ass. That’s just … amazing.
I know that’s a Guinea fowl making that ‘I need WD40 STAT’ sound but, perhaps Karen’s VaJay-Jay needs a little uhm, oil? Maybe that’s why she’s so cranky? I know it certainly makes me cranky if I find myself in that state.
I call my chicken‘s eggs butt hole present, everyone always tells me they have a cloaca which I clearly know. But most people don’t so I keep the joke going
@Useless Farm please tell us what u do w/Karen’s eggs? Are they fertile, can u sell them? Can u hatch them n have more lil baby Karen demon spawn🤣, please please tell us what u do w/her eggs! We would all love to know!! Thank you! Enjoy ur videos! ❤️
Amanda, is Karen and Stanley passionately in love with each other? Or is it a business relationship? Like the Clintons or Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn?
Listen.... give me Jeff Goldblum Shirtless or not during his Buff 💪🏽 AF era circa late 1990’s post Independence Day and I will not only Lay an egg for him, I will sit on it too andddddd Smoke a Victory Dance Cigar!! 🤣🤣🤣
I have never watched any other emu lay an egg, but I am surprised at the amount of pain she seems to be in. Is that normal? If she does that every few days, no wonder she is grumpy!
I feel bad kinda she has to hunch in a corner to do that. Is there a cozy area she can go to? Like maybe a separate area in the same enclosure she can huddle in?
So much to unpack here…from “giving birth under shirtless Jeff Goldblum (as God intended),”😂 to Brad cheering her on from the sidelines, to Stanley pecking out Jeff’s eyes out of obvious jealousy of his manly Goldblumliness, to Karen making the fastest recovery in history and immediately attacking you, Amanda…my day has been made! 🙏❤️🙏
Totally agree!!!
Ikr like wtf lady is filming, and dudes on my arse.
Perfect recap
🏆 🏆 🏆
You about covered it. Wrapped it up with a 🎀.
For the very briefest of moments, I felt bad for Karen's pain. Nice that Stanley was thanking shirtless Jeff Goldblum for for watching over Karen. Love your brood, keep the vids coming.
I felt bad for Karen, too!😕
But, how do you know she was in pain? You may be anthropomorphizing the situation.
Stanley just looks so happy while Karen gives you a tude.
Reading the title: Honestly, same.
Good job Karen .❤️🙏
May she have a shower curtain set up for privacy?
I want emus!!! Lol
The shells must be thick
As soon as she laid the egg she resumed trying to maul you 😂 She doesn’t miss a beat! 😆
Ok, Karen 🤦🏽♀️
She has her priorities straight.
She “gets up and works”
Perfectly said lol
Karen NEVER forgets to clock back in.
I thought I'd kinda seen most of what life has to show me...but a Karen egg, and shirtless Jeff at the same time, with some hot Stanley action, and the rooster giving us the blow by blow? This is like some theme music and some animation away from being a Pixar flick. .
Bahahaha!!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So are you going to incubate it to see if there's a 👿 666 on the baby bird forehead
@@glgl1472 No. That's Stanley's job.
"Giving birth under shirtless Goldbloom - as god intended." - Lmao. I couldn't help but laugh.
Not giving birth its laying an egg
@@michaeltaylor8835 ... I think you're missing the point of a quote.
@@michaeltaylor8835 Pedant has entered the chat!
@@michaeltaylor8835 There is strong evidence that egg-laying is ancestral to live birth, meaning it came first. Many physiological changes were necessary for live birth to have evolved from egg-laying. With this transition, some structures were lost, including the hard outer eggshell.
I laughed so hard when i saw the picture of jeff.
I love how Karen expels her crotch fruit and what does she do to recover from such an arduous task? She immediately tries to eviscerate you! Hey she’s keeping on Brand! 🤷🏻♀️😂🤣🤪
"Crotch fruit" Lol. I love that!
Bless her evil heart. 🖤 Poor baby. She did a good job! 💕
She comes straight for you after 🤣 also, Stanley was giving a high five to Jeff Goldblum after.
When I saw Karen's egg in your hand, I can only imagine a Baby Karen running at you pecking out your knee caps...🤣🤣🤣
Laying the egg looked painful, like covering "a lifetime of trauma in a 1-hour therapy session." Is Jeff Goldblum the father or Stanley? ❤️
I was wondering if it hurts, too.
Does childbirth hurt?
@@emilymulcahy Obviously painful for Karen.❤️
@@lizhanbury1876 I imagine it's painful to birth anything, including eggs
@@emilymulcahy depends on the woman & how her body interprets the muscle contractions. For most, it's not very comfortable, but they have epidurals for the pain. Don't be afraid, it's over pretty quick
Someone has probably asked already but what do you do with the eggs? Can you do a short on what you do with her eggs? Love the channel. Keep on keeping on!
Ooh I want to know, too!
I had "everything" clinched up watching her lay that egg!
No the idea is to R E L A X
PUSH, KAREN, PUSH 😫😩😏
For the love of God, Stanley! Read the room!
That came to my mind also LOL
You need to post this on Jeff Goldblums Twitter or something.
Life uh finds a way…
He would love that!
I’ve done my three score years and have ten left - please 🙏 don’t ever stop - my life revolves around your videos. Amanda you rock!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ur right on my heels (I'm three score +1,) & these vids make my day😁
SAME +1
This makes me feel some sympathy for Karen.
What do you do with the eggs?
Sunny side up, over easy or scrambled?
Someone PLEASE inform me when good'ol Jeff sees this video & responds! 🙏❤️🤣
I liked how Stanley thanks Jeff for his support after Karen laid her egg.
I'm pretty sure Stanley was telling us Jeff Goldblum is the father!
That was my 2nd thought.
I thought he didn’t like the way Jeff was looking at his lady 😂😂😂
He was pecking Jeff's eyes out.
That was spectacular ✨
What do you do with the egg? I am honestly interested.
Don’t know what’s harder to look at, emu laying an egg or Jeff Goldblum shirtless. 😂
BLASPHEMY!
Love you anyways😂
Stanley looked like he plucked and ate one of Jeff's chest hairs.
You should sell Karen's eggs. We could harness the evil and join Karen's dark forces in a bid for world domination. Or make a giant omelette. Either or.
LMAO 🤣
And that is why youll never get karens egg, I hope she hatches that egg and we see baby karen attacking her in a few months...
@@phillipbrewster969 An army of evil Karen clones. Excellent.
Are they clones if they're born from eggs and hatched natural? I am unsure about that, I am a linguist if you come with incorrect language to me, I will correct you..
@@phillipbrewster969 Why you no fun? You no like laughs? Seriously though, lighten up a bit. You’re on a video watching an emu shit out an egg, wrong place to be a sour puss in the comments.
Got my t-shirt today and my husband had chemo...I wore my new shirt and a lady there stopped me and asked me if that was the "crazy emu" 🤪 🙃 😜 lol. She said her grand daughter watches your channel and loves the animals. Lol I live in a small town in Pa. Haha ordering another shirt now 4 my momma. ❤
I hope that yoir husband get completely better, soon!!!
@@gabrieladerre2862 thank you. If you only knew how this message made me smile. I appreciate it. Hope you have an awesome week!
I’m late to this but I do send my very best wishes to your entire family.
Who asked you Brad?!! Lol
If I delivered every 3 days, I would be pretty grouchy too!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor Karen lol
I never knew that if and when I should ever give birth, I need it to happen under the watchful gaze of a shirtless Jeff Goldblum 😆😆
How does all that neck...just disappear 🤔
So you probably get this a lot but are her eggs fertile? No disrespect just super curious
Mostly, no, but they did have two babies last year so I guess the answer is 'sometimes'.
Was also wondering
Where are those babies now?
@@erstwhile6163 They were given to another farm to keep another baby emu company. If you look back in her vids from early last year, you should see them.
@@VampireMadonna So there are little Karen's spreading their unique love. The start of the dynasty.
I finally figured it Out Karen? Karen played the Skesis in Dark Crystal 🔮???
Never too busy to try to destroy you, goodness!
Stanley high fiving (or rather, high 'beaking') shirtless Jeff.... love if
...I have no idea if I will find anything on UA-cam... more... hysterical, ironic... amazing than this.
2:14 - Karen was just praying that her egg immediately hatched and stabbed Amanda in both eyes! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Karen is dinosaur & life finds a away unfortunately Karen walks tf away
Are the eggs fertilized? Has Stanley done his job? Because I really think the entire world could benefit from a baby Karen. It would be adorable. Tiny black heart and all….
I'm curious as well? How does this work?
I would adopt a baby Karen Emu and raise her as my emotional support animal.
@@spiralrose That's like wishing that Joan Crawford was your mother!
@@spiralrose until your premature death from pecking lol
@@larsbambi1575
When a dad loves a mom very much...
First I give birth, then I resume attacking human
Karen: we will be back to our regular schedule programming right after this.
Amanda: stop Karen, we already know .
Ever thought about setting up live cams for your creatures?
Hello, I was wondering what you do with the eggs since I don't see lil Karens running around lol
Karen is like.... "Why are you touching that? Eeeeeeeew! Do you know where that came from?"
KAREN: Nothing to see here bitches! Move on!🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭🤷♀️. ❤👍
+Useless Farm
Was Stanley, thanking Jeff ?
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0:31 "Stanley: she's not in the mood" LOL!
How often does she lay an egg? Looks so uncomfortable. Maybe a Midol on egg day 🤷🏻♀️🥚
Brad the ballbag
Karen looks like Cousin It from The Addams Family when she has her head buried like that.
Fkn love Stanley lol pecking at the picture afterwards ahhhh lol cracks me up
Need Stanley tee shirts !☺️❤️✌️
What happens if you run at karen?
Don't ask her that! 😂❤️
For a brief fleeting moment I actually had feelings of concern for her. I never thought that would be possible.
Your channel just kills me 😆😆😆😆😆 thanku so much for the laughs, I love that you share your fur and feather family😊
Karen has to attack after giving birth. Total
dedication!
Was Stanley not trying to help? You sounded like he was gonna help himself
The way she was laying is a mating position. We was probably gonna try and breed. Not a nice thought. Ugh...
@@debbiefox6846 😂🤣😜
@@debbiefox6846 ...men 🙄
Go Karen 💕🙏
Emus are one of the weirdest animals on the planet right now 😆
Stanley is clearly unhappy with Jeff.
watched it again lol loved how she went right for you afterwards 😂 yall have a great relationship
way to go Karen 👍
are you going to hatch it or give it to the same people as before hope yall have a great week
I read female emus fight for males... Maybe Karen hates you because she is jealous of your relationship with Stanley. She's afraid you'll steal her man
Stanley is making Jeff go to see Maury P. Lol
R u gonna hatch the baby? I bet little Karen or Stanley would be so cute.
Do the eggs mature? I always wonder about that.
Or where?
What do you do with her eggs? If you eat them, do they taste similar to chicken eggs?
I’m curious too❤️
Breakfast tacos? Oh no I didn't really say that.
Seriously though do you try to raise them?
The egg is probably sour, just like Karen!!
Karen lays only deviled eggs.
@@kariemanton2576 hahaha 😂
I identify with Karen..I've also done alot of things under a Jeff goldblooms shirtless pic...(must be jurassic Park era)...just sayin
Amazing!!!!!! All tho I feel like we invaded Karen's privacy...how many were watching? I think I heard Karen say "I vant to be alone."
Poor Karen. That looked painful 😥
I get the same way when I have to poop
What do you do with her eggs?
From now on, instead of saying I got something straight from the horse’s mouth, I’m going to say it came straight from the emu’s ass. That’s just … amazing.
Fresh hate spawn 🖤 good work, Karen!
I know that’s a Guinea fowl making that ‘I need WD40 STAT’ sound but, perhaps Karen’s VaJay-Jay needs a little uhm, oil? Maybe that’s why she’s so cranky? I know it certainly makes me cranky if I find myself in that state.
i had too much cheese pizza last tuesday & looked exactly like that the next day. damn mozzarella.
Blessed be the fruit…
Nothing to see here folks…. Just Karen laying her Eggs of Evilness 🥚 🤣🤣
I call my chicken‘s eggs butt hole present, everyone always tells me they have a cloaca which I clearly know. But most people don’t so I keep the joke going
I like crouch fruit 😂🤣
@Useless Farm please tell us what u do w/Karen’s eggs? Are they fertile, can u sell them? Can u hatch them n have more lil baby Karen demon spawn🤣, please please tell us what u do w/her eggs! We would all love to know!! Thank you! Enjoy ur videos! ❤️
Amanda, is Karen and Stanley passionately in love with each other? Or is it a business relationship? Like the Clintons or Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn?
I can foresee a future trip to the Maury show to see if Stanley, or Jeff Goldblum will be the babies daddy😂🤣
That has to be very painful. She hates u because of her hormones. Poor woman
Pretty cool. Awesome job Karen. Well..think I will have an omelette for lunch now with a mixed greens salad.
I suppose would have been so bad maybe getting into the predicament under a shirtless Jeff goldblum could be worse
What do you do with the egg after???
Are Emu's like chickens in that they will always lay eggs or do they have to mate?
Story from the emu's ass that could be a good column name in the newspaper
I'd be p.o.'d if I had to push one of those out, too...
Listen.... give me Jeff Goldblum Shirtless or not during his Buff 💪🏽 AF era circa late 1990’s post Independence Day and I will not only Lay an egg for him, I will sit on it too andddddd Smoke a Victory Dance Cigar!! 🤣🤣🤣
So weird! That’s how I lay my eggs too!
Stanley was just waiting to take over the incubation and child rearing duties as a good male emu does
Awe thanks for sharing your life! I enjoy watching your animals and your humor is contagious!
Ouch? Omelet anyone?
I think Karen may want a biggish dog house or igloo to do her egg laying in privacy?
I have never watched any other emu lay an egg, but I am surprised at the amount of pain she seems to be in. Is that normal? If she does that every few days, no wonder she is grumpy!
We’ll obviously it hurts look how big that egg is and she’s pushing it out a hole the size of a quarter! Ouch!
Where do the eggs go?
(Shirtless) Jeff Goldblum will scare the egg out of anyone!
The way she lifted her head like a periscope 😂😂😂🙏
Who’s that dude in the background making all that noise if he’s not the father ?
🤣🤣🤣
I feel bad kinda she has to hunch in a corner to do that. Is there a cozy area she can go to? Like maybe a separate area in the same enclosure she can huddle in?