Karen laying an egg under shirtless Jeff Goldblum

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  • @bellroad100
    @bellroad100 2 роки тому +335

    So much to unpack here…from “giving birth under shirtless Jeff Goldblum (as God intended),”😂 to Brad cheering her on from the sidelines, to Stanley pecking out Jeff’s eyes out of obvious jealousy of his manly Goldblumliness, to Karen making the fastest recovery in history and immediately attacking you, Amanda…my day has been made! 🙏❤️🙏

  • @LM-gq1om
    @LM-gq1om 2 роки тому +98

    For the very briefest of moments, I felt bad for Karen's pain. Nice that Stanley was thanking shirtless Jeff Goldblum for for watching over Karen. Love your brood, keep the vids coming.

    • @suzannesorter387
      @suzannesorter387 2 роки тому +2

      I felt bad for Karen, too!😕

    • @briankocheraabcdt4628
      @briankocheraabcdt4628 2 роки тому

      But, how do you know she was in pain? You may be anthropomorphizing the situation.

  • @robinsage1964
    @robinsage1964 2 роки тому +2

    Stanley just looks so happy while Karen gives you a tude.

  • @whyaddnamehere
    @whyaddnamehere 2 роки тому +1

    Reading the title: Honestly, same.

  • @shawnbernstein8318
    @shawnbernstein8318 2 роки тому +1

    Good job Karen .❤️🙏

  • @annieseaside
    @annieseaside 2 роки тому

    May she have a shower curtain set up for privacy?

  • @WowWow-ow6fw
    @WowWow-ow6fw 2 роки тому

    I want emus!!! Lol

  • @janegarner3101
    @janegarner3101 2 роки тому

    The shells must be thick

  • @TheRealEvvonne
    @TheRealEvvonne 2 роки тому +479

    As soon as she laid the egg she resumed trying to maul you 😂 She doesn’t miss a beat! 😆

  • @ezekielblack9157
    @ezekielblack9157 2 роки тому +312

    I thought I'd kinda seen most of what life has to show me...but a Karen egg, and shirtless Jeff at the same time, with some hot Stanley action, and the rooster giving us the blow by blow? This is like some theme music and some animation away from being a Pixar flick. .

    • @amyh7554
      @amyh7554 2 роки тому +6

      Bahahaha!!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @glgl1472
      @glgl1472 2 роки тому +6

      So are you going to incubate it to see if there's a 👿 666 on the baby bird forehead

    • @briankocheraabcdt4628
      @briankocheraabcdt4628 2 роки тому +3

      @@glgl1472 No. That's Stanley's job.

  • @Emily-ck9ji
    @Emily-ck9ji 2 роки тому +312

    "Giving birth under shirtless Goldbloom - as god intended." - Lmao. I couldn't help but laugh.

    • @michaeltaylor8835
      @michaeltaylor8835 2 роки тому +1

      Not giving birth its laying an egg

    • @Emily-ck9ji
      @Emily-ck9ji 2 роки тому +12

      @@michaeltaylor8835 ... I think you're missing the point of a quote.

    • @rachelw1076
      @rachelw1076 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaeltaylor8835 Pedant has entered the chat!

    • @debbiefox6846
      @debbiefox6846 2 роки тому +11

      @@michaeltaylor8835 There is strong evidence that egg-laying is ancestral to live birth, meaning it came first. Many physiological changes were necessary for live birth to have evolved from egg-laying. With this transition, some structures were lost, including the hard outer eggshell.

    • @elsablue3646
      @elsablue3646 2 роки тому +2

      I laughed so hard when i saw the picture of jeff.

  • @thriftedpassion
    @thriftedpassion 2 роки тому +98

    I love how Karen expels her crotch fruit and what does she do to recover from such an arduous task? She immediately tries to eviscerate you! Hey she’s keeping on Brand! 🤷🏻‍♀️😂🤣🤪

  • @leonnacovey8979
    @leonnacovey8979 2 роки тому +105

    Bless her evil heart. 🖤 Poor baby. She did a good job! 💕

  • @Ambah818
    @Ambah818 2 роки тому +66

    She comes straight for you after 🤣 also, Stanley was giving a high five to Jeff Goldblum after.

  • @KM-wf9yx
    @KM-wf9yx 2 роки тому +21

    When I saw Karen's egg in your hand, I can only imagine a Baby Karen running at you pecking out your knee caps...🤣🤣🤣

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 2 роки тому +111

    Laying the egg looked painful, like covering "a lifetime of trauma in a 1-hour therapy session." Is Jeff Goldblum the father or Stanley? ❤️

    • @suzymanville232
      @suzymanville232 2 роки тому +6

      I was wondering if it hurts, too.

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому +2

      Does childbirth hurt?

    • @lizhanbury1876
      @lizhanbury1876 2 роки тому +4

      @@emilymulcahy Obviously painful for Karen.❤️

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому +5

      @@lizhanbury1876 I imagine it's painful to birth anything, including eggs

    • @jennyromeo439
      @jennyromeo439 2 роки тому

      @@emilymulcahy depends on the woman & how her body interprets the muscle contractions. For most, it's not very comfortable, but they have epidurals for the pain. Don't be afraid, it's over pretty quick

  • @uh-oh8704
    @uh-oh8704 2 роки тому +30

    Someone has probably asked already but what do you do with the eggs? Can you do a short on what you do with her eggs? Love the channel. Keep on keeping on!

  • @barbaratrnka6840
    @barbaratrnka6840 2 роки тому +46

    I had "everything" clinched up watching her lay that egg!

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 2 роки тому +49

    For the love of God, Stanley! Read the room!

  • @anthonysvenforsic4760
    @anthonysvenforsic4760 2 роки тому +31

    You need to post this on Jeff Goldblums Twitter or something.

  • @ginnymurphy998
    @ginnymurphy998 2 роки тому +63

    I’ve done my three score years and have ten left - please 🙏 don’t ever stop - my life revolves around your videos. Amanda you rock!❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @jennyromeo439
      @jennyromeo439 2 роки тому +5

      Ur right on my heels (I'm three score +1,) & these vids make my day😁

    • @PepperSweden
      @PepperSweden 2 роки тому +2

      SAME +1

  • @miekmiek83
    @miekmiek83 2 роки тому +37

    This makes me feel some sympathy for Karen.
    What do you do with the eggs?

  • @michellestarhaggard5575
    @michellestarhaggard5575 2 роки тому +16

    Someone PLEASE inform me when good'ol Jeff sees this video & responds! 🙏❤️🤣

  • @wendyjohnson8639
    @wendyjohnson8639 2 роки тому +36

    I liked how Stanley thanks Jeff for his support after Karen laid her egg.

    • @StuinSF
      @StuinSF 2 роки тому +3

      I'm pretty sure Stanley was telling us Jeff Goldblum is the father!

    • @wendyjohnson8639
      @wendyjohnson8639 2 роки тому +2

      That was my 2nd thought.

    • @gringa978
      @gringa978 2 роки тому +3

      I thought he didn’t like the way Jeff was looking at his lady 😂😂😂

    • @briankocheraabcdt4628
      @briankocheraabcdt4628 2 роки тому +2

      He was pecking Jeff's eyes out.

  • @piapadmore430
    @piapadmore430 2 роки тому +9

    That was spectacular ✨
    What do you do with the egg? I am honestly interested.

  • @Murphysson
    @Murphysson 2 роки тому +32

    Don’t know what’s harder to look at, emu laying an egg or Jeff Goldblum shirtless. 😂

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose 2 роки тому +4

      BLASPHEMY!
      Love you anyways😂

  • @Kateosaurus
    @Kateosaurus 2 роки тому +23

    Stanley looked like he plucked and ate one of Jeff's chest hairs.

  • @ourgorlsfavoriteorangechic2711
    @ourgorlsfavoriteorangechic2711 2 роки тому +115

    You should sell Karen's eggs. We could harness the evil and join Karen's dark forces in a bid for world domination. Or make a giant omelette. Either or.

    • @crunchypickles99
      @crunchypickles99 2 роки тому +4

      LMAO 🤣

    • @phillipbrewster969
      @phillipbrewster969 2 роки тому +9

      And that is why youll never get karens egg, I hope she hatches that egg and we see baby karen attacking her in a few months...

    • @ourgorlsfavoriteorangechic2711
      @ourgorlsfavoriteorangechic2711 2 роки тому +9

      @@phillipbrewster969 An army of evil Karen clones. Excellent.

    • @phillipbrewster969
      @phillipbrewster969 2 роки тому +4

      Are they clones if they're born from eggs and hatched natural? I am unsure about that, I am a linguist if you come with incorrect language to me, I will correct you..

    • @GoodestKitty
      @GoodestKitty 2 роки тому +3

      @@phillipbrewster969 Why you no fun? You no like laughs? Seriously though, lighten up a bit. You’re on a video watching an emu shit out an egg, wrong place to be a sour puss in the comments.

  • @idkwtf2makemyusername104
    @idkwtf2makemyusername104 2 роки тому +15

    Got my t-shirt today and my husband had chemo...I wore my new shirt and a lady there stopped me and asked me if that was the "crazy emu" 🤪 🙃 😜 lol. She said her grand daughter watches your channel and loves the animals. Lol I live in a small town in Pa. Haha ordering another shirt now 4 my momma. ❤

    • @gabrieladerre2862
      @gabrieladerre2862 2 роки тому +4

      I hope that yoir husband get completely better, soon!!!

    • @idkwtf2makemyusername104
      @idkwtf2makemyusername104 2 роки тому +4

      @@gabrieladerre2862 thank you. If you only knew how this message made me smile. I appreciate it. Hope you have an awesome week!

    • @gracenote1837
      @gracenote1837 2 роки тому +2

      I’m late to this but I do send my very best wishes to your entire family.

  • @notsomagic7359
    @notsomagic7359 2 роки тому +5

    Who asked you Brad?!! Lol

  • @KC__1997
    @KC__1997 2 роки тому +48

    If I delivered every 3 days, I would be pretty grouchy too!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Poor Karen lol

  • @illustratedjill6914
    @illustratedjill6914 2 роки тому +11

    I never knew that if and when I should ever give birth, I need it to happen under the watchful gaze of a shirtless Jeff Goldblum 😆😆

  • @suelawson7273
    @suelawson7273 2 роки тому +7

    How does all that neck...just disappear 🤔

  • @puppymomma5455
    @puppymomma5455 2 роки тому +24

    So you probably get this a lot but are her eggs fertile? No disrespect just super curious

    • @VampireMadonna
      @VampireMadonna 2 роки тому +2

      Mostly, no, but they did have two babies last year so I guess the answer is 'sometimes'.

    • @robbiebunge859
      @robbiebunge859 2 роки тому +1

      Was also wondering

    • @erstwhile6163
      @erstwhile6163 2 роки тому

      Where are those babies now?

    • @VampireMadonna
      @VampireMadonna 2 роки тому +1

      @@erstwhile6163 They were given to another farm to keep another baby emu company. If you look back in her vids from early last year, you should see them.

    • @susanjewitt8535
      @susanjewitt8535 2 роки тому +1

      @@VampireMadonna So there are little Karen's spreading their unique love. The start of the dynasty.

  • @theRockSalter
    @theRockSalter 2 роки тому +11

    I finally figured it Out Karen? Karen played the Skesis in Dark Crystal 🔮???

  • @Shelby_Lynn92
    @Shelby_Lynn92 2 роки тому +13

    Never too busy to try to destroy you, goodness!

  • @MzJessika
    @MzJessika 2 роки тому +7

    Stanley high fiving (or rather, high 'beaking') shirtless Jeff.... love if

  • @Donna-P
    @Donna-P 2 роки тому +3

    ...I have no idea if I will find anything on UA-cam... more... hysterical, ironic... amazing than this.

  • @MUSBFRANK
    @MUSBFRANK 2 роки тому +14

    2:14 - Karen was just praying that her egg immediately hatched and stabbed Amanda in both eyes! 😂😂😂

    • @jlee9774
      @jlee9774 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pyracantic
    @Pyracantic 2 роки тому +15

    Karen is dinosaur & life finds a away unfortunately Karen walks tf away

  • @donnalittle7328
    @donnalittle7328 2 роки тому +39

    Are the eggs fertilized? Has Stanley done his job? Because I really think the entire world could benefit from a baby Karen. It would be adorable. Tiny black heart and all….

    • @larsbambi1575
      @larsbambi1575 2 роки тому +7

      I'm curious as well? How does this work?

    • @spiralrose
      @spiralrose 2 роки тому +11

      I would adopt a baby Karen Emu and raise her as my emotional support animal.

    • @briankocheraabcdt4628
      @briankocheraabcdt4628 2 роки тому

      @@spiralrose That's like wishing that Joan Crawford was your mother!

    • @kirkyorg7654
      @kirkyorg7654 2 роки тому

      @@spiralrose until your premature death from pecking lol

    • @Finnec123
      @Finnec123 2 роки тому +2

      @@larsbambi1575
      When a dad loves a mom very much...

  • @debbiethomas3080
    @debbiethomas3080 2 роки тому +6

    First I give birth, then I resume attacking human

  • @bryanblake8607
    @bryanblake8607 2 роки тому +13

    Karen: we will be back to our regular schedule programming right after this.
    Amanda: stop Karen, we already know .

  • @AD24716
    @AD24716 2 роки тому +7

    Ever thought about setting up live cams for your creatures?

  • @fossette83
    @fossette83 2 роки тому +6

    Hello, I was wondering what you do with the eggs since I don't see lil Karens running around lol

  • @mckenna8663
    @mckenna8663 2 роки тому +13

    Karen is like.... "Why are you touching that? Eeeeeeeew! Do you know where that came from?"

  • @tammygeorge1638
    @tammygeorge1638 2 роки тому +2

    KAREN: Nothing to see here bitches! Move on!🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭🤷‍♀️. ❤👍

  • @grimslayerbrittain470
    @grimslayerbrittain470 2 роки тому +3

    +Useless Farm
    Was Stanley, thanking Jeff ?
    😜

    .

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 2 роки тому +3

    0:31 "Stanley: she's not in the mood" LOL!

  • @susanroot1117
    @susanroot1117 2 роки тому +4

    How often does she lay an egg? Looks so uncomfortable. Maybe a Midol on egg day 🤷🏻‍♀️🥚

  • @michaeltaylor8835
    @michaeltaylor8835 2 роки тому +4

    Brad the ballbag

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 2 роки тому +2

    Karen looks like Cousin It from The Addams Family when she has her head buried like that.

  • @kim96533
    @kim96533 2 роки тому +4

    Fkn love Stanley lol pecking at the picture afterwards ahhhh lol cracks me up
    Need Stanley tee shirts !☺️❤️✌️

  • @garrettcummings9982
    @garrettcummings9982 2 роки тому +6

    What happens if you run at karen?

  • @hellskitchen360
    @hellskitchen360 2 роки тому +5

    For a brief fleeting moment I actually had feelings of concern for her. I never thought that would be possible.

  • @CR-zl1px
    @CR-zl1px 2 роки тому +10

    Your channel just kills me 😆😆😆😆😆 thanku so much for the laughs, I love that you share your fur and feather family😊

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan Місяць тому +1

    Karen has to attack after giving birth. Total
    dedication!

  • @anathema2325
    @anathema2325 2 роки тому +17

    Was Stanley not trying to help? You sounded like he was gonna help himself

    • @debbiefox6846
      @debbiefox6846 2 роки тому +3

      The way she was laying is a mating position. We was probably gonna try and breed. Not a nice thought. Ugh...

    • @anniefannycharles9951
      @anniefannycharles9951 2 роки тому +1

      @@debbiefox6846 😂🤣😜

    • @moiraasaph8055
      @moiraasaph8055 2 роки тому +2

      @@debbiefox6846 ...men 🙄

  • @margorembowski4735
    @margorembowski4735 2 роки тому +12

    Go Karen 💕🙏

  • @em5140
    @em5140 2 роки тому +8

    Emus are one of the weirdest animals on the planet right now 😆

  • @eleyna1957
    @eleyna1957 2 роки тому +5

    Stanley is clearly unhappy with Jeff.

  • @pegmurphy5562
    @pegmurphy5562 2 роки тому +8

    watched it again lol loved how she went right for you afterwards 😂 yall have a great relationship
    way to go Karen 👍
    are you going to hatch it or give it to the same people as before hope yall have a great week

  • @mickeyt.8226
    @mickeyt.8226 2 роки тому +1

    I read female emus fight for males... Maybe Karen hates you because she is jealous of your relationship with Stanley. She's afraid you'll steal her man

  • @BirdieOrchid
    @BirdieOrchid 2 роки тому +2

    Stanley is making Jeff go to see Maury P. Lol

  • @hickchick4494
    @hickchick4494 2 роки тому +5

    R u gonna hatch the baby? I bet little Karen or Stanley would be so cute.

  • @blossomsmom8929
    @blossomsmom8929 2 роки тому +6

    Do the eggs mature? I always wonder about that.

  • @patriciaroane4913
    @patriciaroane4913 2 роки тому +28

    What do you do with her eggs? If you eat them, do they taste similar to chicken eggs?

    • @Macsrus5
      @Macsrus5 2 роки тому +6

      I’m curious too❤️

    • @sandrabaker4633
      @sandrabaker4633 2 роки тому +3

      Breakfast tacos? Oh no I didn't really say that.
      Seriously though do you try to raise them?

    • @barbaratrnka6840
      @barbaratrnka6840 2 роки тому +13

      The egg is probably sour, just like Karen!!

    • @kariemanton2576
      @kariemanton2576 2 роки тому +33

      Karen lays only deviled eggs.

    • @anniefannycharles9951
      @anniefannycharles9951 2 роки тому +4

      @@kariemanton2576 hahaha 😂

  • @katinthehat926
    @katinthehat926 2 роки тому +1

    I identify with Karen..I've also done alot of things under a Jeff goldblooms shirtless pic...(must be jurassic Park era)...just sayin

  • @marianmartin9441
    @marianmartin9441 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing!!!!!! All tho I feel like we invaded Karen's privacy...how many were watching? I think I heard Karen say "I vant to be alone."

  • @watchwomanyvonne
    @watchwomanyvonne 2 роки тому +8

    Poor Karen. That looked painful 😥

  • @Amy-bs1qp
    @Amy-bs1qp 2 роки тому +2

    I get the same way when I have to poop

  • @jennbeth1
    @jennbeth1 2 роки тому +2

    What do you do with her eggs?

  • @robinseaholm3538
    @robinseaholm3538 2 роки тому +1

    From now on, instead of saying I got something straight from the horse’s mouth, I’m going to say it came straight from the emu’s ass. That’s just … amazing.

  • @burnttoastspacegirlfriend8769
    @burnttoastspacegirlfriend8769 2 роки тому +4

    Fresh hate spawn 🖤 good work, Karen!

  • @rebekahbridges-tervydis5054
    @rebekahbridges-tervydis5054 2 роки тому +1

    I know that’s a Guinea fowl making that ‘I need WD40 STAT’ sound but, perhaps Karen’s VaJay-Jay needs a little uhm, oil? Maybe that’s why she’s so cranky? I know it certainly makes me cranky if I find myself in that state.

  • @teeteepalooza
    @teeteepalooza 2 роки тому +1

    i had too much cheese pizza last tuesday & looked exactly like that the next day. damn mozzarella.

  • @moxy0903
    @moxy0903 2 роки тому +2

    Blessed be the fruit…

  • @saltyassassin
    @saltyassassin 2 роки тому +1

    Nothing to see here folks…. Just Karen laying her Eggs of Evilness 🥚 🤣🤣

  • @meechie69Official
    @meechie69Official 2 роки тому +2

    I call my chicken‘s eggs butt hole present, everyone always tells me they have a cloaca which I clearly know. But most people don’t so I keep the joke going

    • @gringa978
      @gringa978 2 роки тому +1

      I like crouch fruit 😂🤣

  • @seaangelgrrl1340
    @seaangelgrrl1340 2 роки тому +1

    @Useless Farm please tell us what u do w/Karen’s eggs? Are they fertile, can u sell them? Can u hatch them n have more lil baby Karen demon spawn🤣, please please tell us what u do w/her eggs! We would all love to know!! Thank you! Enjoy ur videos! ❤️

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan 2 роки тому +1

    Amanda, is Karen and Stanley passionately in love with each other? Or is it a business relationship? Like the Clintons or Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn?

  • @jamiebaker7066
    @jamiebaker7066 2 роки тому +1

    I can foresee a future trip to the Maury show to see if Stanley, or Jeff Goldblum will be the babies daddy😂🤣

  • @wood8715
    @wood8715 2 роки тому +1

    That has to be very painful. She hates u because of her hormones. Poor woman

  • @krazysnakelady1492
    @krazysnakelady1492 2 роки тому +4

    Pretty cool. Awesome job Karen. Well..think I will have an omelette for lunch now with a mixed greens salad.

  • @janflower4068
    @janflower4068 2 роки тому +1

    I suppose would have been so bad maybe getting into the predicament under a shirtless Jeff goldblum could be worse

  • @blue_0.0
    @blue_0.0 2 роки тому +3

    What do you do with the egg after???

  • @TruckStopBarbie
    @TruckStopBarbie 2 роки тому +6

    Are Emu's like chickens in that they will always lay eggs or do they have to mate?

  • @janflower4068
    @janflower4068 2 роки тому +1

    Story from the emu's ass that could be a good column name in the newspaper

  • @eagleeye2300
    @eagleeye2300 2 роки тому +2

    I'd be p.o.'d if I had to push one of those out, too...

  • @connectivewhispersbymonica2808
    @connectivewhispersbymonica2808 2 роки тому +1

    Listen.... give me Jeff Goldblum Shirtless or not during his Buff 💪🏽 AF era circa late 1990’s post Independence Day and I will not only Lay an egg for him, I will sit on it too andddddd Smoke a Victory Dance Cigar!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jh2471
    @jh2471 2 роки тому +1

    So weird! That’s how I lay my eggs too!

  • @mfanwelikeit3760
    @mfanwelikeit3760 2 роки тому +1

    Stanley was just waiting to take over the incubation and child rearing duties as a good male emu does

  • @cosmiccaress
    @cosmiccaress 2 роки тому +6

    Awe thanks for sharing your life! I enjoy watching your animals and your humor is contagious!

  • @ledob9140
    @ledob9140 2 роки тому +2

    Ouch? Omelet anyone?

  • @terriealabama7612
    @terriealabama7612 2 роки тому +1

    I think Karen may want a biggish dog house or igloo to do her egg laying in privacy?

  • @tanyaredfield
    @tanyaredfield 2 роки тому +3

    I have never watched any other emu lay an egg, but I am surprised at the amount of pain she seems to be in. Is that normal? If she does that every few days, no wonder she is grumpy!

    • @gringa978
      @gringa978 2 роки тому +2

      We’ll obviously it hurts look how big that egg is and she’s pushing it out a hole the size of a quarter! Ouch!

    • @dreynewbauer8998
      @dreynewbauer8998 2 роки тому

      Where do the eggs go?

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 2 роки тому +1

    (Shirtless) Jeff Goldblum will scare the egg out of anyone!

  • @sallymckee5264
    @sallymckee5264 2 роки тому +4

    The way she lifted her head like a periscope 😂😂😂🙏

  • @lewisamberg4640
    @lewisamberg4640 2 роки тому +1

    Who’s that dude in the background making all that noise if he’s not the father ?
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahlundgren3358
    @sarahlundgren3358 2 роки тому +1

    I feel bad kinda she has to hunch in a corner to do that. Is there a cozy area she can go to? Like maybe a separate area in the same enclosure she can huddle in?