Henry: Look at me! Theresa: Yeah, what? Henry: Can't you see? Theresa: What exactly am I supposed to see? Henry: Anguish, terrible anguish! I'm so miserable.. Oh wait. I forgot to take off my helmet. 😂
Damn, imagine going through the game and exhausting all the speech options, then the apology options too and you're left with nothing lmfao that's crazy
Medieval life is fast and short and she isn't coming back from the dead. Not to mention there wasn't any of the two being in a very serious relationship. And before some "expert" writes that there wasn't any casual sex in medieval times, of course it was. It was much more frown upon by the society and sometimes it could have had nasty consequences, but young people did it anyway (especially in the countryside). A look into town/monastery archives can attest to that.
I never even noticed that you could wink wink nudge nudge with the bathhouse ladies, cuz I only ever went there for the healing and cleaning all the blood & shit off my armor. Even now after seeing this I'll still probably never use that service; all those pretzels and repair kits are expensive.
well what does she expect, "lets " you have your wicked way with her once then its "lets go for a walk..." forever. Come to that Lady Stephanie only does it once and then wont even go for walks...so... It seems our Henry here needs another skill bar for...er...entertaining the laidies? erm, I mean ladies...
Can we get a New plus ending for this game? Wonder what the dialogue and missions would be like when Henry has all of his skills from his previous future life...
I guess you have to come back to Theresa with the 'Alpha Male' buff from the bathhouse still active. Btw, I played for almost 3000 hours and never did this.
when I first played the game my first girl was theresa, until when I did the quest “At your service my Lady” then I slept with stephanie and i was like yeah
What the... I had no idea this was in the game. But Henry or at least my Henry made no such commitment to Theresa. She has no right to chastise me for using the services of prostitutes. I completed her quest line but I thought that was the end of it. It's not like we promised to get married in future or something.
@@bdleo300 Well Henry is technically not noble despite being Radzig's son because he is an illegitimate son. Radzig cares for him so he gives him a high ranking position but Henry is still not a lord lol. And i think that's the better way, becoming a real knight in all but name, but still keeping your humble origins, and being able to marry your childhood crush (alr just forget about Bianca she's dead anyway)
To be fair you can't wash well at that troth carry well and. Teresa is only interested in you once there is no farther development. They should have added a marriage option at least. Henry needs love too.
I'm in a jam. I already told Hans I'd meet him at the bathhouse with the girls. Then I went and slept with Theresa. Now I don't know how to skip out on Hans without pissing him off.
Maybe Theresa should put out more than once, lol Seriously though, that's kind of messed up to leave a buff behind messing up your relationship when realistically your wife could/should be able to handle that job.
😂😂 i wonder what happens if you keep on cheating, getting forgiven and cheating again over an over again...does she eventually stop even allowing you to attempt to apologize.... Edit: oh wow...i was pretty much correct about that
bro was already dead the second he said it was an accident. In all seriousness, it's because Henry's dialogue changes depending on if you pass or fail the speech check.
Being female, I wasn't much interested in Henry courting Theresa. They did have a dance together at the local pub, but then she ran and snitched on Henry when he stole a horse. Henry is out in the world trying to be more than just some country bumpkin. Theresa sits on her butt doing embroidery all day. Pebbles has proved the better friend, faithful companion, and nary a complaint.
Horse thievery in the 15th century was punishable by death, as well as carrying a terrible social stigma for everyone associated with the thief. An entire family would have been ostracized for generations. As for Theresa doing embroidery, that's because that's what women did in the 15th century. The article is literally in the game...you should read it. And Henry almost certainly wouldn't have been taken into noble service and ABSOLUTELY wouldn't have roamed the countryside killing bandits. As a peasant he would have been punished for even carrying a sword. The game takes liberties that shouldn't be considered to be realistic.
@@theusher2893 Radzig can take anyone he likes into his service and as his men at arms he can wear a sword. Also i think at this time having a weapon was legal in Germany/HRE.
@@theusher2893 Radzig had a Duke like position and he was really close to the king that's why other nobles were helping him and allowing him to command their own troops as he was outranking them even without a castle. So Henry in his service actually would have a lot of authority, that's why he can do whatever he wants and even conduct official investigations.
4:13 - "Mine?" ... yep, textbook example of female "logic". Instead of saying that she is still angry and any apology wouldn't have worked anyways, she manipulates the situation into "are you attacking me instead of apologizing"?
Brilliant concept but the slowness of the game and horrible combat, not to mention the terrible main character, killed this game for me. It had so much potential!
Well, its supposed to be slow. Similar to RDR2, I enjoyed the slowness. But I also understand that it isnt for everyone. I played those games at a time where I still had the time to lose myself in those worlds. The combat could need some improvement, though, especially against multiple enemies.
The slowness I agree on but combat was good IMO. It's really a skill check and you can take on much stronger enemies once you get the hang of it. I enjoyed Henry as a goofball too, but power fantasy Henry is in there in the later acts
@@parubok90 lol Ukraine is the most corrupted country on earth. To participate in corruption is the mark of subhumans. Sorry your feelings dont like facts buddy
Bro seriously pulled out the "I slipped" scenario
His was probably the original one
Henry thinks he is in an anime
Haha
Straight out of that Eminem song guilty conscience lol
“I fell on her and it just… Slipped in”
Henry the gaslight master.
I bet you go around looking for ways you can slip in your new buzzword you learned so that you can feel modern and relevant. Lol, how sad.
The charisma persuasion fail during the apology is funny 😂
true
i like the fact that '' can you clean my clothes'' pops directly after successefully convincing her XD
Once all that was cleared, its business as usual.
Nah man, Theresa is top class gal, my devout chivalrous good Christian Henry would never break her trust🗿
Fail
You only say that because there's no chests with loot inside the churches that you can steal Henry. You're no christian. 😉
@@nvelsen1975you’re both bozos
Johanka the better one
@@renzoledama3421nah fuck her, annoying deluded bitch thinking for herself.
@@renzoledama3421 Johanka is hottest chick in the whole game.
That sudden tutorial pop-up for persuasion checks cracks me up
Yeah, it's because I used the official modding tools for debug mode and skipped to after Henry gets with Theresa.
almost like real life
@@hundkebab2433except it don’t help. We are on our own brothers!
At least Peshek still loves me 🥺
As long as you want a little wager on the Rattay Tourney
@@8ig0r86 😭
who is that
@@8ig0r86 or as long as you steal shit for him haha
Yeah until you won every bet in Rattay Tourney. Here's your winnings, damn it.
Theresa after Henry cheats on her and then apologizes: i've got something for you, it's your favorite. (Saviour schnapps laced with poison)
Then Henry is like "Ha, the joke is on you! I got the Human Dustbin perk!"
@@ps1tops4 hehe
0:47 This man thought he's in an anime
Or in brazzers
Henry 'Chad' of Skalitz - dude knows how to play the game.
Henry: "Look at me!"
Theresa: "Yeah, what?"
Henry: "Can't you see?" *(in full armour)* 🤣
"Can’t you see? You’re everything I hope for; you’re everything I need."
I just stay away for a few days and she had no idea
Me omw to the bathhouse for the 23rd time after telling Theresa I will never do it again (she still has three speech checks left)
Dude even used a monk's cloth to show how he regrets!
Wearing full armor really helped sell that "look at me line"
Henry: Look at me!
Theresa: Yeah, what?
Henry: Can't you see?
Theresa: What exactly am I supposed to see?
Henry: Anguish, terrible anguish! I'm so miserable.. Oh wait. I forgot to take off my helmet. 😂
So killing peasants for their beds and grave robbing for Peshek is fine but god forbid Henry takes a bath.
LOL
Good point.
It’s cheating mate, who cares if I kill and rob people? I’m a loyal man and I treat my girl well, don’t know what she’s on about.
She doesn't want Henry to lose his manly odor perk.
What kind of monster kills peasants for their beds? 💀
the diaglogue witht the lockpics was really fitting
I have made a severe and continous lapse in judgement
After several playthroughs this game still amazes me.
2:40 Henry Tate
"I didn't know what I was doing really" lol
Damn, imagine going through the game and exhausting all the speech options, then the apology options too and you're left with nothing lmfao that's crazy
02:41 Top G 🤣🤣🤣
Sigma Henry
My man’s got the black hoodie equipped for demon time 😂
How fast he forgot bianca
Medieval life is fast and short and she isn't coming back from the dead. Not to mention there wasn't any of the two being in a very serious relationship. And before some "expert" writes that there wasn't any casual sex in medieval times, of course it was. It was much more frown upon by the society and sometimes it could have had nasty consequences, but young people did it anyway (especially in the countryside). A look into town/monastery archives can attest to that.
Sinner!!!
Bianca is dead dude.
Now I am curious about the dialogue in the successful intimidation check.
damn,
the level of dialogues in this game is better than reality
This game is soo good! Extremely underrated imo
One of the most frustrating cliffhanger endings I've ever experienced in a game though. They need to make the sequel already :(
@@orfeo793 theres one thats been confirmed in development for ages
@@orfeo793 fr This year is the year for a trailer
i dont think its underrated it sold extremly well
how is it "underrated"?
2:40 henry aint no simp
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Real Sigma grindset 😁😁
Henry pulled up a top G moment.
@@Graymeyne 🤣🤣🤣
Henry Tate
Damn, poor theresa, she gave him 3 chances.
I never even noticed that you could wink wink nudge nudge with the bathhouse ladies, cuz I only ever went there for the healing and cleaning all the blood & shit off my armor. Even now after seeing this I'll still probably never use that service; all those pretzels and repair kits are expensive.
Sure when you millioner after clearing bandit camps
The look at me part was abdolutely hilarious when it failed
So it’s an automatic fail if you use force? I only see the fail one here.
Yeah it fails no matter what, even if you have max strength.
@@superweegee6951 Clearly he isn't strong enough. He needs to be much stronger.
Thanks for showing all options
This game continues to amaze me even in 2024…. Every RPG out there should be taking notes
I don't remember her being suspicious after Henry slept with the wife of lord of Talmberg🤔
That's probably because that happened in a less public space than a bathhouse and Lady Stefanie certainly won't snitch on him.
I suppose She didn't stink like the bathhouse lol.
If this had spread, Henry would have had a much bigger problem than an angry Theresa
@@micha8659but johanka knows everything lol
Think it only happens if you talk to her with the sex buff
Henry: I swear, I was just taking a bath.
Whences: Hey! Henry's come to see us!
i bet you even sleep in that armor AY
🙌actually it wasn’t even my fault
😂😂
What happens if you cheat on her again after she forgives you? Do the same options play out?
yes
@@superweegee6951 Thanks
And if you exhaust all options, it becomes permanent?
@@milat9287yes
Wearing the helmet for extra protection
I wish there was special dialogue for when you talk to Theresa after you slept with Stephanie or got drunk with Godwin
Henry should have just said "I was feeling quite hungry"
admit it we all sleept in armour xD
I had no idea Henry was such a gaslighter 🤣
thanks for this video! I never got caught cheating so i didn't know these options 😂
How do you not get caught? Do you automatically get caught if you use the bathhouse services?
Better than Starfield with a 5 year difference.
"look at me" (henry wearing a full set of armor with a helmet covering all of his face)
well what does she expect, "lets " you have your wicked way with her once then its "lets go for a walk..." forever. Come to that Lady Stephanie only does it once and then wont even go for walks...so...
It seems our Henry here needs another skill bar for...er...entertaining the laidies? erm, I mean ladies...
Hah. I never tried the girls at the bathhouse precisely because of what Theresa might say.
I don’t know how to forgive , what to do next , it means there is no chance or any perks need to be activate
"Look at me 😞"
Lol I never came back to Theresa after finishing all quests related to her so I didn't seen that before, this is nice 🤣
"I care for you so much I'd rather choke under my visor than look you in the eye."
Then if i'm out of apologizing options, i am never to speak with theresa agaiN?
Wierd I did that but never got this dialogue pop up.
Can we get a New plus ending for this game? Wonder what the dialogue and missions would be like when Henry has all of his skills from his previous future life...
He was deleting a computer virus
What if you cheat again after apologizing? Do they run through the same quotes? Or does she just decide to dump you.
They?
You mean she.
@@stefankatsarov5806 they as in Henry and Teresa. They’re having a conversation.
Epic!!!!
0:44 Lol!! 😂🙈😅👍
Good video
So does the strength one never work?
Wait, when does this dialogue occur? I've played this game for like 300 hours and never had this? (Yes I've been to plenty bathhouses)
I guess you have to come back to Theresa with the 'Alpha Male' buff from the bathhouse still active.
Btw, I played for almost 3000 hours and never did this.
@@DerEchteBold Ah yeah, that would make sense.
"Uh, you know, I was getting out of the bath and then I just fell on the bath attendant... for five minutes."
I feel quite hungry
Mw and godwin had a party withsome ladies. Next day henry says i should fo see Teresa
"Shawerma with extra tahini" type of excuse
when I first played the game my first girl was theresa, until when I did the quest “At your service my Lady” then I slept with stephanie and i was like yeah
What the... I had no idea this was in the game. But Henry or at least my Henry made no such commitment to Theresa. She has no right to chastise me for using the services of prostitutes. I completed her quest line but I thought that was the end of it. It's not like we promised to get married in future or something.
Henry can't marry her anyway, just like Radzig didn't marry Henry's mother.
@@bdleo300 Well Henry is technically not noble despite being Radzig's son because he is an illegitimate son. Radzig cares for him so he gives him a high ranking position but Henry is still not a lord lol. And i think that's the better way, becoming a real knight in all but name, but still keeping your humble origins, and being able to marry your childhood crush (alr just forget about Bianca she's dead anyway)
Lol this is so awesome and funny. I love this game
Theresa is such a pretty and wonderful woman. If we were together I would never cheat on her.
gotta put it somewhere sometimes.
2:40 skill checks in this game are beyond me. You can have more than enough stats and still fail. KCD is all about confusing the player
I am in love with Theresa
So overall you can cheat 6 times?
i bet you sleep in that armour yes yes i do
To be fair you can't wash well at that troth carry well and. Teresa is only interested in you once there is no farther development. They should have added a marriage option at least. Henry needs love too.
Why does Henry have a lisp?
but what if......
you cheat on her again ?
I often used the base house to get the Alpha male buff but never THeresa tough i cheated xD
May be it change in latest patch, but before if you did not come with buf on she did not know.
@@Mutineer9 Or maybe because i rarely used the Rattay bathhouse
Look at me (uses a Helmet)
I hope theresas in the sequel ❤
This never happened for me
I'm in a jam. I already told Hans I'd meet him at the bathhouse with the girls. Then I went and slept with Theresa. Now I don't know how to skip out on Hans without pissing him off.
Maybe Theresa should put out more than once, lol
Seriously though, that's kind of messed up to leave a buff behind messing up your relationship when realistically your wife could/should be able to handle that job.
Theresa should be employed by the FBI. She can tell Henry's been cheating based solely on his smell or his facial expression.
And the hair on his clothes, don't forget the hair.
Emo henry
😂😂 i wonder what happens if you keep on cheating, getting forgiven and cheating again over an over again...does she eventually stop even allowing you to attempt to apologize....
Edit: oh wow...i was pretty much correct about that
Henry can't marry her anyway... just like Radzig didn't marry Henry's mother.
Just do not talk to Theresa when have a buff.
It shouldnt tell you the results of the persuasion upfront, before he finished speaking, that makes no sense
bro was already dead the second he said it was an accident.
In all seriousness, it's because Henry's dialogue changes depending on if you pass or fail the speech check.
@@superweegee6951 yes but the game should delay that message until after the speech to keep you in suspense
@@do0mykdoesn’t do that in fallout
This game is soo Btec
You can be edgelord
"batthouse harlots" ok
I've noticed there are a lot of typos in the DLC quests
@@Fr33zeBurn czech subs has some typos too it seems it was written in rush and nobody bothered to check but i dont really mind
@@NobleSix-1403 Haha yeah the game is so good
@@Fr33zeBurn yeah its good game henry becomes badass in the game
@@NobleSix-1403 I'm just getting to the end of my 3rd play through and I already want to start another save
Being female, I wasn't much interested in Henry courting Theresa. They did have a dance together at the local pub, but then she ran and snitched on Henry when he stole a horse. Henry is out in the world trying to be more than just some country bumpkin. Theresa sits on her butt doing embroidery all day. Pebbles has proved the better friend, faithful companion, and nary a complaint.
To be honest, I don't care how much I love you, if you're a horse-thief, I'm snitching.
Horse thievery in the 15th century was punishable by death, as well as carrying a terrible social stigma for everyone associated with the thief. An entire family would have been ostracized for generations.
As for Theresa doing embroidery, that's because that's what women did in the 15th century. The article is literally in the game...you should read it.
And Henry almost certainly wouldn't have been taken into noble service and ABSOLUTELY wouldn't have roamed the countryside killing bandits. As a peasant he would have been punished for even carrying a sword. The game takes liberties that shouldn't be considered to be realistic.
@@theusher2893 to be fair though Henry is Radzig's son
@@theusher2893 Radzig can take anyone he likes into his service and as his men at arms he can wear a sword.
Also i think at this time having a weapon was legal in Germany/HRE.
@@theusher2893 Radzig had a Duke like position and he was really close to the king that's why other nobles were helping him and allowing him to command their own troops as he was outranking them even without a castle. So Henry in his service actually would have a lot of authority, that's why he can do whatever he wants and even conduct official investigations.
Why does the game gave not u the option to killed her n bring a new wench to live there?
4:13 - "Mine?" ... yep, textbook example of female "logic". Instead of saying that she is still angry and any apology wouldn't have worked anyways, she manipulates the situation into "are you attacking me instead of apologizing"?
Crap dialogue. Was this written in another language first?
Obviously, it's a czech game
Nah, but your comment is... what language that is anyway, chimpanzeean?
Brilliant concept but the slowness of the game and horrible combat, not to mention the terrible main character, killed this game for me. It had so much potential!
Tiktok attention span
@@silasmerzenich Absolutely not. This game I found boring and slow. Accept it.
Well, its supposed to be slow. Similar to RDR2, I enjoyed the slowness. But I also understand that it isnt for everyone. I played those games at a time where I still had the time to lose myself in those worlds.
The combat could need some improvement, though, especially against multiple enemies.
@@535phobos RDR2 was in a different league to this. I love the medieval setting but the combat mechanic was awful in particular.
The slowness I agree on but combat was good IMO. It's really a skill check and you can take on much stronger enemies once you get the hang of it. I enjoyed Henry as a goofball too, but power fantasy Henry is in there in the later acts
Wtf is zelenski doing here
he apologizes to your mother, because he cheated on her.
@@parubok90 i didnt think my mom would date subhumans.
@@balduccioliv well, in case of Zelensky, surprisingly, for the first time, she wasn't.
@@parubok90 lol Ukraine is the most corrupted country on earth. To participate in corruption is the mark of subhumans. Sorry your feelings dont like facts buddy
hes apolozing for being jew lol