My Mom Was Brutally Honest And Held Nothing Back - Cristela Alonzo

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
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  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 7 років тому +156

    I was at a funeral where everyone had a hard time saying nice things about the deceased. She wasn't a likable person, so people had to break out the thesaurus. There was a lot of colorful descriptions like..."You know...she was...passionate"...."She didn't hold anything back"..."She had a mouth that one! haha! yeah..." AWKWARD!

  • @JustineCarissa
    @JustineCarissa 5 років тому +60

    “He broke into my house twice. He was just a go ghetter!” LOL 😂

  • @rosalbahamer994
    @rosalbahamer994 6 років тому +42

    Lovely woman I hope she goes all the way to the top

  • @sonjaimatthew4049
    @sonjaimatthew4049 6 років тому +42

    Lmfao "sometimes assholes die" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nemrak4385
    @nemrak4385 3 роки тому +5

    Oh my God she's hilarious! I love her!

  • @psedach
    @psedach 7 років тому +15

    This is SOOOOO good. Even better than Tiffany Haddish. Where are these female comedians when you want to see them?

    • @sonjaimatthew4049
      @sonjaimatthew4049 6 років тому

      Pavel Sedach nah lol she's good but not better than Tiffany lol

    • @Thyme2Listen
      @Thyme2Listen 4 роки тому

      She has a Netflix special

  • @TupacChakutec
    @TupacChakutec 7 років тому +14

    2:29 Jose is laughing

  • @beedizzle3790
    @beedizzle3790 6 років тому +16

    Yo I just started watching her an I luv her she has me 😂😂😂😂 an I'm smoking weed so she off the meter

  • @collenmccormick7400
    @collenmccormick7400 4 роки тому +10

    Haha crestelo I love your mom I'm brutally honest the point I can make the Angels think about their life and that's why I don't have very many friends

  • @michaelcallas9463
    @michaelcallas9463 3 роки тому +1

    I love this woman.

  • @yourhenna
    @yourhenna 7 років тому +24

    damnit Jose. why.
    I always talk mess about people. because I do the lie lol

  • @rommy143
    @rommy143 5 місяців тому

    This is the absolute best! 😂

  • @sebastianhallshow5739
    @sebastianhallshow5739 7 років тому +12

    Im so fat !!!! Lol

  • @estradaj777
    @estradaj777 3 роки тому +1

    She’s amazing

  • @wabbitbabbit2260
    @wabbitbabbit2260 8 років тому +6

    Amazing

  • @michaeleberry8663
    @michaeleberry8663 3 роки тому +1

    YOUR ADORABLE 🥰 FUNNY GOTTA LOVE ❣️ BRUTAL HONESTY ALWAYS!!!

  • @koleenLYN
    @koleenLYN 7 років тому +7

    Lower Classy brought me here

  • @MinMin-xq7uu
    @MinMin-xq7uu 5 років тому +1

    I love this

  • @gregfields1083
    @gregfields1083 6 років тому +2

    She's funny asf

  • @jamiegioca9448
    @jamiegioca9448 8 місяців тому

    Hearing Cristela and not thinking about a yellow car challenge (impossible)

  • @datgurlky1
    @datgurlky1 5 років тому

    😂 "Fuck 'em"

  • @jimratliff2753
    @jimratliff2753 Рік тому +1

    She is adorable and really good. Wishing her a lot of success. She needs to avoid Jose!

  • @NORCAL609
    @NORCAL609 2 роки тому

    So true that its sad

  • @davenavval5444
    @davenavval5444 2 роки тому

    She s great

  • @margarettejeda4795
    @margarettejeda4795 6 років тому +3

    I hope my sister will have the opportunity to stare behind Cristela to make her say something rhymy she is a sweet rhymed - abbreviated lady and give the Baby Cristela foot rubs my sister is coming from Europe from Scotland,France and Italy today.

  • @elationroman6078
    @elationroman6078 7 років тому

    Spits* fuk Em' fuk them, 😅 lmao!

  • @josetrujillo1109
    @josetrujillo1109 5 років тому

    Poor guy for Jose

  • @jjllama2305
    @jjllama2305 6 років тому +1

    I am Jose

  • @20aliifrah
    @20aliifrah 6 років тому +1

    XXX............. 🤔 😏 😅 😀

  • @Think_For_Yourself_
    @Think_For_Yourself_ 6 років тому

    Sometimes asholes die! Fuck'em!

  • @lynnjackpenn3531
    @lynnjackpenn3531 5 років тому +1

    Welcome to China……we also are very honest to each other😂……for example,the dress is ugly on you,and you look bad on it😂too

  • @anniebanannie7420
    @anniebanannie7420 6 років тому +3

    she seems charismatic but her punchlines are obvious.

  • @itsroxii23
    @itsroxii23 7 років тому +1

    Am i the only one who thinks shes not funny.

  • @sonjaimatthew4049
    @sonjaimatthew4049 6 років тому +14

    Lmfao "sometimes assholes die" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂