The Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made
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- Опубліковано 10 гру 2018
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Plz enjoy this reaction to the worst Christmas Movie in the whole world: The Santa Clause. It may also be the best Christmas movie I haven't decided. Stick around to the end of the video for a new music video and an absolute holiday bop!
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
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Son:HE'S GONE
Dad: He's naked somewhere
Danny: No he's dead
AkaluLuna UwU letting you know u got 1k likes
*SHE’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!* Steven Universe reference incase you didn’t know
lool
@@LuteLovezWolvez beautiful reference.
You’re probably wondering if Santa’s dead..
he is...
he slides off the roof and
*f u c k i n g d i e s*
lil nut he passed the roof level and legally died.
🥜
*If you can slide off a roof at level. 1 You're legally dead.*
Emerald Panda Toy Reviews & Video Games oh my god 😂😂
lil nut yep
This is a horror movie. Scott is literally destroyed and replaced by this entity called Santa, the child’s dad is essentially killed and the kid is just okay with it… it’s horrifying
I never thought of it like that but yeah its like he gets possessed by the spirit of Santa and loses all sense of self as Scott Calvin
Well... He is a kid and he does hate his dad
He doesn't seem to like his dad. Which is fair enough
just like cryptosanta…
There's a horror movie called "Clown" that basically has this exact same premise. A father puts on a clown costume and it slowly takes over his body and mind.
Danny singing, "I'm gonna break the law" while happily smiling is my favorite part of this entire video.
No comments and 576 likes? Imma fix That
never do this again please.@@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od
@@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od
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_| \_ are u serious rn
Wow, ur hot. Your my fav part of the video. XD
*kills a human*
Elves: you're on the naughty list!
*kills Santa*
Elves:You are our rightful leader Santa killer!
Santa isn’t human...
Edit: I think commenting; ‘Santa’s no human though’ would’ve gotten my joke across better. People who didn’t get my original comment hopefully have it spelled out for them now.
@@scomo7yearsago958 when you dont get the joke.
R/whoooosh
drawing CGZ h-
I got the joke? I was making one of my own? My comment was meant to be ominous?
@@scomo7yearsago958 ok
It's not a plot hole that the first Santa was really loud on the roof. He was obviously Scott's neighbor who had just killed Santa 5 minutes earlier and was having trouble with the new job
Donnie Jefferson omg
Donnie Jefferson This is actually a great plot idea. Small impact but brilliant.
headcanon
And died immediately lmao
Doesn't that mean the other santa had to of been loud so the same plothole is in place
They ended up clearing the giant plothole in the new series, "The Santa Clauses".
Basically, there's about 20 different Santas who all took up the mantle after the other's time was up. And Scott met the Santa who fell off the roof when he was just a kid, but he had the magic sleepy forget dust used on him, so he didn't remember. And the Santa actually CHOSE to fall off the fucking roof because he could sense that Scott was good enough to become the next Santa.
Jesus Christ the previous Santa basically just committed suicide?!?!?
That is equally as fucking stupid, I’m sorry lmao
WHAT THE FUCK?
Doesn’t fix that in the movie santa leaves presents that the parents don’t, but they still don’t believe
@@Cavsliver iirc in the second movie they do state that parents who don't believe in santa basically have their memories edited to include buying whatever santa brings
The fact that this guy made a Christmas classic and no one is talking about it is criminal 💀
Fr
Tim Allen said in an interview that an early draft of the script called for him to kill Santa with a shotgun but APPARENTLY that was too much
Brynn Sievert same
That would have made this video so much better
Mark Wilburn yikes
“Your time has come st. Nicolas!”
the assassination of saint nicholas "santa" claus
If you can bounce Santa off the roof, you are
l e g a l l y Santa 🌠
-Greg
This is the best comment I've ever read
But first, you need to get to pink castle.
If you are Santa you can go to tokyo Disney land
If you can make snow wrinkle in your presence, you are legally Japan.
If you can break Santa's spine, you are legally allowed to take over the workshop.
The fact that the new show touches on all the plot holes he brought up is just golden
Somehow the answer is more confusing lmao
There’s no way they didn’t watch this lmao
There is a show? Where?!
@@tulip5210 Disney plus
Rly? Even the parents knowing they Didnt buy the gifts from santa?
I love how throughout the entire time it took for this music video to be written, recorded, filmed, and edited no one bothered to tell Danny that reindeer don't have paws
I always thought he said pause lol
I always figured it was a reference to the Up on the Housetop song but I think it's funnier if he actually thought they had paws
it is, but Danny thought the song was "up on the rooftop reindeer paws", he even confirmed it in one of his reddit review videos. also the subtitles say paws@@stressedandunimpressed
nah the subtitles say paws@@OdenqueenVulpes
“hey honey... that 12 year old kid from down the street is outside our house singing about having a hit list and breaking the law”
I think you mistyped, he's like 9
@@onyx_kart2952 no he's definitely 4 years old
You mean he’s not a newborn?
@@couchpotato4928 wait...... Maybe he is
??? I have no idea what ur talking about so now I’m just gonna keep watching the vid and see what ur talking about
Pretty sure Charlie only started liking Scott when he became Santa Claus and that really says alot about Charlie and their relationship
That’s the whole plot. Scott is a pretty absent father and through becoming Santa he learns how to be caring and love and give, and he begins to really cherish his relationship with Charlie.
Nah, Charlie is a gold digger for sure.
I feel like I'm one of the few people who believes that Charlie is a real brat.
And for context, I'm not someone who says that OFTEN. I'm usually the polar opposite and LOVE children, in real life and fiction, and am super understanding and lenient and comforting and like respecting their perspective since they're still learning and confused and sometimes hurting, and I think that people are often too hard on young children and need to be patient and respectful. Kids and kid characters that other people flippantly call brats I often defend and explain that it's more complicated than that and not all their fault, very Mister Rogers-esque amateur child psychology, LOL. Of course I believe in discipline and courtesy and responsibility on their end, but not cruelty or harshness from adults, since they haven't even been on the planet very long.
Yet SO MANY people love Charlie in this movie, and...seriously, what a shithead kid. Scott was not that bad a father or a man. He probably didn't win custody, possibly lives far from Laura and Neil, and had a busy job, but was sweet and active with Charlie on Christmas Eve, happy to spend the holiday together, and the kid griped the whole time just because it wasn't a perfect Christmas like in the movies. That's extremely spoiled. Scott didn't MEAN to burn the turkey, it's not his fault Denny's was out of the food they ordered, or that Scott isn't the best at answering his Santa-related questions. Charlie said RIGHT in Scott's earshot near the kitchen "Do I GOTTA stay here?" It seems like he really doesn't learn manners or empathy at his mother's house, and he IS old enough to know better. His mother should've said something like, "Hey now, your daddy loves you and is TRYING, and you could be hurting his feelings. Be nice, Charlie, or Santa won't want to give you any presents tomorrow." But it seems like she just loves to badmouth his father at their house. I suppose if I'm being understanding, then I should consider that not all Charlie's fault, but it still bugs me. And I know Christmas is a BIG deal to little kids, and they don't wanna be bored, but he's not THAT little. Why all the dad hate?
And if you think this is my adult, 28-year-old maternal, nitpicky, critical brain overanalyzing it, I was saying this stuff as a young kid, LOL. I've always hated this movie, and my mom can remember me always ranting about Charlie being a brat and how he needs a lecture in gratitude and respect, and I was NEVER the LEAST bit surprised that he became such a bratty, rebellious teenager in the sequel.
But, ya know...Danny is absolutely hilarious, and I mainly returned to this video to watch the music video again! :D
@@skoomacumberdale9656 lmao
@@Wawagirl17 I'm surprised I read all that
danny i know this is an old video but i just want to say thank you for having subtitles like wtf. they are so accurate and its obvious that you (or someone that knows you very well) wrote them out. I'm not deaf or hoh but i do prefer to have cc on because it helps me comprehend. the fact you wrote FUCK NEIL every time is just so chefs kiss of you. thank you
Ikr!
I use closed captioning for the same reason. Having professionally written captions, OMG it's the best. When they rolled out auto captioning it was horrific. It's gotten a little bit better, but I feel for the deaf and hard of hearing because in that case they're almost useless sometimes.
Or *loud ass noises*
@@ChristopherSadlowskiSo true. When they first rolled it out, it barely made sense.
@ChristopherSadlowski yep...I can not hear as I am HOH, and captions are almost never accurate. Like I can tell sometimes that it is not correct and sometimes it'll just say "unintelligible" so I just don't know what's going on for a bit
There was a theory about that Santa thing. I saw a video where someone said Santa was tired of his job (which was why the adults never got any gifts) and was purposely trying to get rid of his job by allowing himself to be caught, therefore forcing Scott to pick up the torch.
The reindeer and entire North Pole were in on it, which was why none of the elves seemed to care that the old Santa was gone (maybe he treated them badly).
Dude, the best part is when Neal tells Charlie he’s going to make a great psychiatrist someday and Charlie is like, “nah I think I’m going to go into the family business”, implying he’s going to kill his dad.
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING
Hahahaha damn thats dark
Paul Hooper Family Friendly Fun
Why not just wait for him to die naturally? Since Santa already looks old in all the pictures, it would make sense to just wait until Charlie gets older
EDIT: Some of you need to stop replying to my comment, you're literally dog-piling at this point.
PAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BROOOO THATS FUNNY! xD
Charlie: *Has imagination*
Neil and the Mom: We can't have that now can we
*EAT CHILDHOOD*
I watched the whole movie, and Neal is a *dick*. (Yup. The 'Neil' is spelled 'Neal') He like attempts to distroy Scott's relationship with his child.
Maggatrix AND they lost theirs (parents) believing in the age of 3!!!!!
**we don’t do that here**
It's a theme in christmas movies. It's usually a pro-christianity anti-science argument in disguise. You don't want to be like these kill-joy atheis-I mean non-santa-believers do you? Then please buy into our toxic religious bullshit. Have you seen Miracle on 34th Street? It's the WORST.
The fact that Danny makes a video about how crap a movie is then makes an amazing song for that very movie shows serious dedication.
My theory on the whole reason Santa gets caught by Calvin and nobody else is through the force of fate. Every Santa has a certain time that they are destined to be Santa. They have luck on their side, which is why they don't get caught during their run. But when it's time to pass the torch, their luck runs out and they lose their stealth, which I imagine usually ends with them being killed. And since elves are magic and can probably sense things like fate, That would explain why they weren't too sad when the old Santa died- Because they knew it was coming.
when a new supreme rises the old one fades away
damn I like this theory
Normal people:
The snow is falling, choirs are singing, and Christmas movies are coming out, that means it's Christmas!~
Danny:
My lips are chapped, my bones are cold, and it's dark out all the fucking time. Which means it's Christmas.
A Wright “that means it’s Christmas! “~”” *f-cking squiggly line*
I_am_A_Duck_Head :v
OMG I FUCKING DED
@@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631 :V
Me:
I'M GONNA KILL SANTA CLAUS~
I HATE winter, so I agree
“Home Alone is about two men trying to kill a child”
*I”d say it’s quite the opposite, actually*
I mean your not wring
They both are trying to kill lol
Lol in meant wrong, autocorrect and true
That’s fucking spot on
So its one guy trying to save two children? I hate the I have to say that im joking. I hate the internet
11:48 I mean she just told him she's at least 1200 years old?? It's a very on the nose joke because she looks like a literal child. Him saying she looks good for her age is a joke because she's an immortal being, not because he's attracted to her
Fr
Yeah exactly it’s just a joke saying your 1200 but don’t look like you have aged at all. Therefore you look good for your age, because saying you look good for your age to someone means they look young
yeah, but it could be interpreted in the wrong way.
Yeah, I thought Danny was possibly just being intentionally mean in refusing to get the joke. I've seen that happen sometimes when people make videos where they've decided to ridicule or criticise the subject.
I didn't think there was any sort of suggestive undertone at all.
He's just been told by this person that they are that age, but he still perceives them as young, and rather than starting a massive argument with someone who has just done him a kindness, he decides to make a joke about how she still looks like a kid. Nothing flirtatious about it.
I can tell people they look great for their age without trying to sleep with them lol
@@raimarulightningyap yap yap
I love that in every Christmas movie with Santa, the parents don’t buy the presents, but despite all the gifts appearing in their homes every year, they don’t believe in Santa.
Honestly the whole "adults don't believe in santa" plot hole bothers me in EVERY SINGLE CHRISTMAS MOVIE. "Oh whelp, guess I must've just forgotten I bought all these presents lol that makes sense"
What
Welp there goes my childhood
@JayLeeBeanz yes because he's not real
200th like
@@kadenceconnors6437 They're talking about movie scenarios where santa exists.
Ok but Danny could high key pass as a 16 year old tik tok star releasing a Christmas ep
I'm angry that u said high key
This is so blasphemous yet so true
@@frankbohler2499high key, how you doing?
When he said “my bones are cold” first thing I thought of was “my bones are getting squishy again!”
19:20 fun fact: the singer for “You’re a Mean One, Mister Grinch” was named Thurl Ravenscroft, but he didn’t actually get credit for his voice in the original animated movie of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” completely by accident. There’s also another verse of “You’re a Mean One, Mister Grinch” that was cut from the movie saying “You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
Of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled-up knots”
I feel like I’ve heard those lyrics in the song
Ngl good those lyrics are kinda ass
I don't think that was cut
I think the weirdest implication that's just never addresses is the fact that old Santa could have had a normal life and a family. There could have been a family that woke up to find dad just gone. No body, no explanation just dad vanishing on Christmas Eve and never being seen or heard from again.
Facts
I have a theory the first Santa was killed after many years of doing his thing and then the person who killed him wore his coat becoming Santa and this happens so often that the elves are like : oh it’s a new Santa yo billy what’s the count, billy:this is the 714 Santa, John: oh ok
This is based off of anny05 comment
They probably assumed he went to get milk
Oh my gosh
Mini Moon That’s why every year little children leave milk and cookies for Santa to bring to the family he abandoned when he murdered his predecessor. A cherished family tradition.
I like to think they get through a new Santa every couple of years, so the elves are just completely numb to it by now
Dang that's sad
@@jdthebanana7967 ñäh
Doesnt bode well for scott.
I also like to think that the elves are kids from different time periods that got kidnapped and enslaved by other elves and santa. I also believe that the elves work 24/7, 365 days a year so they never run out of presents for Christmas, and I like to believe to add on that that they are immortal so they have to work every hour of every day of their life without any end.
Art Heart I-
When I was a child I understood that the old Santa just wanted to retire and tricked Scott. They don't have to kill him, just take his suit. As far as magical realism goes, it was fate. Everyone knew it was time. These magical troupes were common in the 90's, so no one questioned it.
Yeah, exactly.
I feel like that cultural context is important, and I was surprised that Danny didn't seem to understand it.
Danny needs to finish the trilogy and do the other 2 movies...it would be so funny
Parents who don’t believe in Santa in movies where Santa is real is the most frustrating plot point ever
I was just about to comment about that cuz who’s giving out the gifts? If it’s Santa, then why don’t the parents know he exists? And if the parents give the gifts, then why does Santa even exists?
Nani!?
Maybe santa "dies" alot so the elves dont really care anymore
Or they planned it since Scott is an executive at a toy company.
that's what i assumed
Madi H so Santa soy sauce
Somebody stabbed Santa Claus ded
Nobody else can do a job right 😒
What if the elves killed a santa b4
Then what... Santa elf.....elf clause?
My youngest and I just watched this last night. Hadn’t seen it in awhile.
So many issues. I hate at the end when Laura says, “it’s you. It’s really you.” She says it as if he’s the Santa she was nostalgic for as a child. But that would have been a different Santa. So even if she knows now Santa is real, we know it’s not the same one. So weird!
Being that the elves are so old, and that santa may have only been santa for a year, and how they've likely gone through many santa deaths, and how they likely know that scott will become more santa-y over the next year, no matter how bad of a person he is, it makes since that they don't have much of a reaction and the rules are set up like that
“If I’m Santa, does that mean I get to sleep with Santa’s wife? Cuz I’m down, son!” - basically the plot of The Santa Clause 2
What a coincidence! A true coinky doink!
As soons as i read this comment the song said that
*Yes*
Plasmatic Stone same
Wow that’s from his song
Plasmatic Stone same
Wtf well I agree
WHY IS HE SO WEIRDLY GOOD AT MAKING THESE SONGS
bea marie fr
For real though!
He just that good
IKR?
bea marie exactly! Me and family bop to this shit in the car 💀😂
Why DIDN’T Neil and Charlie’s mom get the gifts they asked for when they were kids? If Santa is real, why didn’t he bring the one thing they each asked for?
They were bad and didn't deserve presents
“what can you kill a doctor and then be a doctor?NO,I tried ☹️”
-Danny Gonzalez
8:19
you ignored tim allen saying “he’s naked some where” when santa disappears lol
OH MY GOSH XD I went back and he actually says that lmaoo
Madeline Mekler that’s what Vader thought when Obi-Wan died.
Ikr
Now I can't get that image out of my head
Right? I thought for sure Danny would mention it 😂
Wrong
Home alone is about 2 adults trying to kill a child AND a child trying to kill 2 adults
Derpus The Dino // IN SELF-DEFENSE!!
Derpus The Dino they're not trying to kill him they're trying to steal from him. they thought there was nobody there, and they never wanted to kill anyone... until Macauley kulkin branded them with freakin irons
Lana Jane right 😂 the boy was bad af & crafty. I probably would’ve wanted to kill him too....but being a adult I would’ve just called CPS. Problem solved, now we can rob the place 😂😂
Derpus The Dino wrong. Kevin not’s trying to kill them; he’s torturing them, like a psychopath
In 2nd one they do try to hit him
that fact that danny literally said and i quote "he legally kidnapped a person" just makes me laugh
Mild speech impediment solidarity, we just can’t say illegally naturally!
14:45 I nearly spit out my dinner when Neil started talking about the oscar mayer weanie whistle he never got as a kid 😂😂
wait.
his wife's name is laura.
scott's wife's name is laura.
*danny is santa*
*insert surprised Pikachu face*
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ramswaroop sharma holy FUCK dude
ramswaroop sharma then Santa will be my favorite person on earth
and im laura
*"He, legally kidnapped Charlie!"* Wait, you can legally kidnap people? That makes my life SO much easier!
N--no, he by law kidnap- wait a minute....
Raxq Draws Some Things when he said something my captions said *nice voice crack danny*
Hold up a sec
LMAO
Nah he means that in a court it is legally a kidnapping not a legal kidnapping.
4:47
"he just slides right off the roof and fucking dies"
The fact that this is on my recommended every year before Christmas is a miracle
plot twist. santa didn't die he just saw this as his chance to be free. stripped then legged it
Hell yea he did
If you happen to see an old dude with a giant white beard partying in Vegas, keep your mouth shut
Yea that's what I thought XD
Lol
If you pass level 5 you're legally Santa
Madeline Small if you pass level 10 you’re legally Charlie
Cole Sullivan if you pass level 15 you can legally kidnap Charlie
If you pass level 2 you're legally Scott
Cloverbreeze Art if you pass 20 levels you’re legally Niel
i legit looked at ur profile pic and thought ur arm was a nub
This is actually one of the movies that made me question the concept of Santa Claus. Movies like this where the parents don't believe in Santa but it turns out he does exist always confused me because, like Danny said, where did the presents come from then?? And then I started thinking about how it paralleled our world, and how adults clearly don't believe in it, but kids do, and the whole kind of tradition where kids eventually stop believing in it, it didn't take me long to notice the cracks.
I played along with it till I was a tween tho, cuz presents lol, and then I told my mom while we were shopping and she was like "ah... that's fair... Do you still want Santa Claus to give you presents or would you rather it stop?" and I obviously said I wanted to still get presents. After that, the tradition became a lot more fun in the sense that it felt more like everyone was in on it and we were just playing make believe.
Exactly. I never believed in Santa, I just pretended I did so I would get extra presents.
I never really believed in Santa, or really tied him to the concept of receiving presents.
At least in my family, we usually included a few gifts from one family member to another, even when I was a toddler.
I just thought it was part of the fun, but I wasn't that shocked to discover the truth, at least as I remember.
Danny: He "legally" kidnapped someone
Judge I didn't illegally kidnap someone, I "legally' kidnapped someone
"He legally kidnapped Charlie"
So if he legally kidnapped someone, how do you kidnap someone illegally
I mean, he could have just referred to the fact that by legal definition the kid was in fact, kidnapped.
keep them tied in the basement eith everything removed so he cant escape and use a metal chair and for rope use rope with metal in it or just a strong rope and use flex seal tape to make them shut up.
is a good way to legally kidnap someone but for illegal i wouldnt know since i would never Break the law.
Maybe it’s like being legally skilled
@@DeityFoxx capital b break
*FBI has entered the chat*
New theory: no Santa has ever lasted more than one Christmas. That’s why the Santa at the beginning of the movie is so unpracticed that he falls right off the roof, and the elves are not bothered at all that Santa has died.
"Here's the Santa suite. The bed will probably be made when you get back, the maid elves are just busy scrubbing out the last guy's blood. Merry Christmas!"
Damn
oh no
OMG makes sense
Yea is it commen or something imso comfused about that
I always figured the previous Santa just retired and the elves knew he wanted to as well. Scott just thought he killed him. Also he probably wasn’t Santa that long since he didn’t have a wife at the North pole
He said Santa's a Jedi, now all I can think about is Santa with a lightsaber and Yoda as his elf
I still think he’s that 17 yr old from vine but then I remember he’s in his 20s, married, and has a successful career
Cherry Pepsi I don’t think he’s actually married
Joshua Federico he’s been married for almost a year I’m sure
Cherry Pepsi I'm shaken. I didn't know he was married and had his life together. Damn. Goals.
What’s his job?
Peasinthefreezer he’s a stripper
Steps how to be Santa,
1: Kidnap a child.
2: Kill Santa
3: Get in Jail
4: Escape Jail
5: Now you are officially Santa!
6: Good luck with your new life.
Only took me 6 days
@@xx4wrld LMAOOOOOOOO
W-wait I'm not ready to be santa...no-uuuuuuuu
Wait you missed something.... make a ñįçę śøñg!!! 🤣🤣🤣
MoMo MSP here’s a tip you can just skip step 3 and 4 by resisting arrest
It’s become a tradition for me to watch this only once a year on Christmas Eve. I’ve been looking forward to this for 3 months.
I remember thinking as a kid: "Really? They stopped believing in Santa because they didn't get what they want for Christmas? Are all American kids actually this ungrateful?"
I don't know what's stranger: A man killing Santa and then becoming him, or everyone thinking a guy is insane for something his child said.
I know why did they immediately think he's insane like he could have just played like a pretend game with him
Plus, children say some WILD stuff
@@blaxidii7360 yeah, it happens all the time
wait….WAIT
Correction. Everyone thinks he’s crazy because he’s acting like a legitimate Santa Claus 😂
I feel like the elves don't care that the last santa died because this happens quite often and they're used to it
@@rian366 you may think the elves care about you but as soon as your replacement comes along they forget all about you.
@@SorowFame and considering it happens so often they learned to not get attached
I think that Santa was a shitty guy and that’s why they didn’t care, which is why all the adults never got anything they wanted
@@thehe2748 Considering every adult in the series is pissed because they didn't get the present they wanted, maybe old Santa was a jerk who did his job wrong on purpose.
@@rian366 why are you responding to all top comments
90's/early 000's Christmas movies were all fever dreams and I absolutely love them for it
Just down here to check who’s back for ‘23 bc this is now another staple of your holiday
so true
There is almost definitely history between Danny and some random guy called Neil.
And Santa
I think it's because Neil is married to Laura.
the subtitles all say *fuck neil* when his name is mentions
Neils sucks
He has beef with Neil Cicierega
santa: *literally dies*
child: *oh no! anyways*
veiwer "oh no this child is going to be scarred for life"
kid "yay daddy you murdered a man! im so happy for you!"
"oh he passed away? aw. mm. alright"
That kid is scarred for life
Or he grows up a psychopath with a thirst for blood
There is no in between
Kid be like: opp hes dead
@@_leaf-3525 uirregular try try it
So instead of Santa falling off the roof, one of the original plans for the movie was to have Scott mistake Santa for a burglar and *shoot him*
18:58 Or until he retires I'm a Disney+ series...
“ he sounds like a tik tok star “ I’m dead
Rhyan Classick and he looks/talks like Jacob sartorius so makes sense
You're dead? Did you fall off a roof and disappear too?
@FangChuck umm... she's saying that when danny said the elf sounded like a tik tok star, it was funny. She wasn't describing Danny.
I LOVED that kid when I was little. I grew up with this movie. I was 9 yrs old when this movie came out and all I can remember is rewinding that part over and over LMAO I think it had a lot to do with that fucking voice 😅😅
Don’t forget it is for the 12 yr old fans
moral of the story: if you kill santa claus you’re LEGALLY skilled
And legally aloud to leave
And legally a pencil sharpener
and legally a pumpkin
And legally a banana
LEGALLY santa
Danny...This is 4 years old and it's the best xmas song ive ever heard lol I suppose I am processing that christmas could have been much brighter for the past 4 years lol I shall be rocking out to this with my wife for like the next week at least
You should totally do a video for the sequels! Like, what TF happened to old Santa's wife when he died??
Santa: survives going at the speed of light on his reindeer
Also Santa: dies from falling off a roof
there is more than one?!?
Slides off...so that's worse
*santa died from fall damage*
Im Okay lol 😂😂
wouldn't snow cushion the fall? how did he even die from that??? he drinks gallons of milk yet his bones are as fragile as a chip.
Doesn't everyone have a dying old man lying in front of their house at Christmas eve
tf kinda life do you lead?
Ford Prefect
A good one.
Thank god, I thought it was just me
Yeah...not having one would be weird
Ford Prefect
r/whooosh
Dying old men is what Christmas was originally about. It's the peak of the dead days. The theme of "old men die at Yule so young men can be born at the New Year" is a millenias old theme.
He never tries to convince them he was Santa because he never really believed it himself till the next Christmas comes around
Fun fact about this film: many of the child actors thought that Tim Allen was the real Santa so he had to stay in character even when they weren’t filming
Woah
@@rian366 lmao
Thats adorable
Ouch my heart
Oh god
7:11 “He’s naked somewhere.” Danny completely ignores the line.
A_Person lmfao
Lmao
owo!
anyone else have perfect timing on both the video and the comment
he added it in to for comedic effect by not saying anything
ive watched this video every christmas for the past 5 years... merry christmas,
i can't beleive this video is 4 years old. i've watched this every christmas season for the past 4 years. ty danny for becoming a holiday staple lol
I have many of my own UA-cam Christmas traditions. I also love Mr. Nightmare’s Christmas videos, and I watch them over the holiday seasons too.
Imagine if charlie puts on the coat instead. And he’s just this like 7 year old walking around with a beer belly, white hair and a huge white curly beard.
WHAT THE FUCK
Oh frick naw
I-
I don’t like that.
what if a girl puts it on or like an animal
gallisabel if a girl puts it on she’s ms clause and if an animal puts it on nothing happens
scott 🤝 creepy anime fans
“Technically she’s not a kid and she’s thousands of years old”
HAKDHKL NO WHY 😂
AJSKMSNSHSH
When you have the power to make the likes 299 to 300
when you have the power to make the likes 399 to 400
when you the power to make the likes 499 to 500
14:20 Laura acting like Wanda talking about her dead kids 😭
The part about the head of the ELF Squad had me dying... "trying to be cute for his 12 year old fans"... .. when I was 10, I looooooved him and thought he was the cutest 😂💀
Are you okay?! The nutcrackers keep multiplying and one is getting awfully close!!
No... he is not ok...
Was thinking the same thing!
i thought i was going crazy. good to see other people can see the nutcrackers
Ok so I’m not crazy lmao.
Really though, is Danny being controlled by the Nutcracker army? And is the one with the white cap the leader of the army?
SHANE WE NEED YOUR CONSPIRACY TALENT
they had children
My favourite Christmas candle scents are cinnamon, gingerbread, and Santa's spinal fluid leaking out onto fresh snow
Noop noop
Omg
Those are all my faves too!
Oh my god .-.
Mine too!!!
In the new series it’s confirmed that Scott is the first human Santa and all the other Santas were made of Christmas magic, they would serve for a bit and then step down, the reason why Santa was stomping on Scott’s roof was because he needed him to come outside.
“Ruldolph the next time you flash your light at me I’ll skin you” 4:38
So i'm guessing Danny hates all Step Papas. First it was Chad, now it's Niel...
That's all you'll ever be... STEP PAPA!
step daddy issues
Ha lol u will only will every be step papa and NO TOGETHER BATHS
fuck niel
Didn't Charlie say he wants to go into the family business at some point in the movie....so he has openly declared he will murder his father?
Who wouldn’t in his position?
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Technically Santa could just retire when he gets old enough and pass it off to Charlie. Or Charlie might just go live and work at the North Pole.
@@shayla106 well, santas now ageless, so yes murder
Sooo how long until netflix makes a shitty spinoff with the kid who played charlie?
Back for my annual rewatch and the song still slaps 🔥
Same
The one thing I don't understand is why Scott doesn't just say he brought the kid to like, a mall Santa event. Perfectly explains why the kid would be talking about meeting elves and Santa and seeing the workshop, is way more believable than "Scott snapped psychologically and somehow managed to convince the child of his hallucinations even though a child wouldn't be able to SEE his hallucinations", and because he's a young child, it's perfectly believable and not at all concerning he'd think he ACTUALLY met Santa and the elves.
Like, I get that he's a deadbeat and they wouldn't EXPECT him to do something like that, but surely it's still a more logical conclusion to jump to?
What if like... a toddler put on the suit? Would they grow a beard and shit? What if a woman put it on? Would SHE become Santa? I’m so confused...
You use the suit as a blanket for your pet
You swaddle it, keeping it warm because your AC broke down
Your dog steadily grows a beard, curly white hair, and a belly
@@pumpkinspice7541 OH MY GOD
@@pumpkinspice7541 O-o
Um yes 😀
Minors cannot enter a legally binding contract in most cases
When Santa gets caught he doesn’t actually die, he just teleports back to the life he had before he became Santa.
How do you know that? o.o
Indigo Snapdragon it was in the second movie.. actually it might’ve been third
Riley Anderson I only saw the first, thank you :3
@@rileyanderson5381 Yeah! I think it was the third.
Riley Anderson nope. In the third movie, time travel is involved. Nothing to do with dying. And in the second movie, he starts reverting back to normal because he’s not married. He never dies in any of the movies
This song has become a christmas tradition for me
18:15 It’s the long and cringy and dramatic pause before “Santa Claus” for me
Laura and Neil: hOw dArE mY cHiLd HaVe aN iMaGiNaToN
Ikr hes freaking like 5 so why does he have to keep his feet on the ground let him have imagination. I know it's a silly movie but people do let there kids grow up too fast kids have plenty of time to worry and stress and learn about the real world but let them have those years of innocence and just play and love they can worry about the other stuff later.
Thank you for this! My first thought would be "awww! Little baby Charlie hasn't grown up. He probably just had a dream"
I see your point, but telling someone what to think is not... imagination. It's not like the kid come up with Santa himself and they told him no. Someone telling you there is a magical man with presents is not you having an imagination.
Pumpkin Pie Gacha Videos or, you know, a dream.
pumpkin all children have imaginations and people dont think its bad for them to have one so shut the hell up
Lips? Chapped
Bones? Cold
Out? Dark
Hotel? Trivago
Luce G Knees? Weak
Arms? Heavy
Comment? Original.🙄😒
Lips? Bones. out? Hotel. chaped? Cold. Dark? Trivago.
Really cool dude on ur profile pic
tom? holland
Why does everyone assumes the last Santa died? Maybe he'll just wake up in his house with no memory and a terrible pain on his back...