A S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Review by a CERTIFIED™️ Hater

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @Deadsmegma
    @Deadsmegma 12 днів тому +518

    People are complaining about the A life ststem not existing in it, can you confirm it does? I mean it feels like it does.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  12 днів тому +325

      I should have talked about that in the review! I’m sorry.
      From what I’ve seen, it’s either non-existent or scaled-back severely. I did clear out a few areas and later found different types of enemies in them, but that was it. Considering what I saw the A-life system do in games made in the late-aughts, I’m hardly impressed. In general, AI and the “A-life” system (if indeed it’s actually here) have been downgraded severely. I never played these games for those features, so it wasn’t much of an issue for me, but I know that many people do love those parts of these games, and I’m sure they’ll be disappointed.
      I always approach Stalker from an atmosphere-first perspective, and the A-life stuff was cool but not of much interest to me when I played the original Stalker trilogy.

    • @Kiwoeoe
      @Kiwoeoe 12 днів тому +149

      @@DJPeachCobbler its nonexistent. Heck we dont even have the PDA all chat anymore....Stalker 2 is a huge letdown

    • @satorukuroshiro
      @satorukuroshiro 12 днів тому +70

      ​@@KiwoeoeA-life is not non-existent, it's just buggy currently and isn't based on the original system due to the different way of handling the map chunks. Also removing the PDA spam was an improvement, as interesting as it was, it is annoying any time I'm trying to read actually important PDA notifications. There is more to Stalker than those two things.

    • @Kiwoeoe
      @Kiwoeoe 12 днів тому +59

      @@satorukuroshiro Yeah thats why they "rebranded" the A-life right ? remove all trace of it in the store page and what not.
      Fact is in Stalker 2 there is nothing going on the world is not living its only there when you are there.... exactly what the OG games where not......
      and they could easily just give the player the option to mute the notifications xD

    • @satorukuroshiro
      @satorukuroshiro 12 днів тому

      @@Kiwoeoe @Kiwoeoe They are reworking their marketing, they've already made a statement on that. A-Life is currently limited to region, not to the player like you seem to believe, that much I have experienced personally in my playtime by finding the same loner I randomly encountered at the entrance of a safe zone. Just because you don't notice it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Yes they could have put a toggle for the PDA notifications, but I would rather they spend that time in other parts of development, which is exactly what they did. Frankly with the modding support coming later on, open PDA chat can be implemented by modders then for use of those who liked that system.

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie 13 днів тому +4835

    Yea but, what did the Romans think about Stalker 2?

    • @haltes
      @haltes 13 днів тому +92

      And Aztecs!

    • @jonathaneskew9878
      @jonathaneskew9878 13 днів тому +173

      what did stalker 2 think of the jews.....

    • @DSTZulj
      @DSTZulj 13 днів тому +4

      Brilliant comment, thank you.

    • @muhammedensarsen
      @muhammedensarsen 13 днів тому +7

      You are asking right quation

    • @AizenMD
      @AizenMD 13 днів тому

      ​@@jonathaneskew9878What will the Jews think of Stalker 2?

  • @SpartanBrix
    @SpartanBrix 13 днів тому +1592

    As a dog returns to its vomit, so Cobbler returns to game reviews.

    • @ChewieTheGolem
      @ChewieTheGolem 13 днів тому +128

      “I can quit any time I want to.”

    • @mojungle3054
      @mojungle3054 13 днів тому +101

      "AS IT WAS WRITTEN!!"

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 13 днів тому +21

      That was deep... God I puked.

    • @dovahkiin_brasil
      @dovahkiin_brasil 13 днів тому +13

      @@HanSolo__ you know what to do dawg

    • @fr4rq236
      @fr4rq236 13 днів тому +3

      That's strangely accurate

  • @kam833
    @kam833 13 днів тому +2601

    The game didnt crash once evey hour due to a data overflow? These are levels of stability foreign to the stalker franchise. Incredible.

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 13 днів тому +42

      this mostly happens with mods, vanilla stalker almost never crashes for me

    • @Wudanty
      @Wudanty 13 днів тому +139

      @@lukkkasz323 I'm pretty sure hes talking about the og stalker games on release

    • @skywillfindyou
      @skywillfindyou 13 днів тому +68

      @@lukkkasz323 Then you didn't experience original Stalker. Dude, it was unplayable buggy trash and is known for it.

    • @shademandude712
      @shademandude712 13 днів тому +6

      The game crashed in the first 30 minutes of my playthrough, but I'm genuinely surprised it runs decently well on the seires s

    • @lukkkasz323
      @lukkkasz323 13 днів тому +5

      @@skywillfindyou its known for bugs, but people experience crashes due to unstable mods.

  • @Callum38
    @Callum38 13 днів тому +1545

    An NPC ending dialogue with your because they can't be bothered is actually genius lmao

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 13 днів тому +222

      Eastern devs once again completely trashing western triple A slop with unique and great ideas.

    • @MrKubahades
      @MrKubahades 13 днів тому +68

      If those other game devs ever went outside they’d know how real conversations sound like

    • @Pipes7472
      @Pipes7472 13 днів тому +10

      @@anitaremenarova6662all 3 of them lol

    • @galvanic.warlock
      @galvanic.warlock 13 днів тому +86

      in the Zone, YOU are the NPC

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 13 днів тому +15

      made me think of smiling jack in bloodlines "what am I, a history teacher? go read a book"

  • @bearlogg7974
    @bearlogg7974 13 днів тому +781

    First choice is between military or stalkers over "a guy"?
    Welcome back Goodsprings, New Vegas

    • @crocadillius6418
      @crocadillius6418 12 днів тому +20

      I got that same feeling playing it.

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 11 днів тому

      A pointless, early build design that should have never made it past the half way stage of development you say? Bingo
      P.S.- Fuck new vegas and fuck new vegas "people"

    • @Mak10z
      @Mak10z 18 годин тому

      cant go wrong with coping the GOAT

  • @Negniwret
    @Negniwret 13 днів тому +239

    "I love the sound design" *proceeds to actually play audio instead of just continuing on*
    This already makes you better than 90% of reviewers.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +53

      That ancient laptop's fan got me wet, how could I not share that? Also, thank you

  • @Hoopaugi
    @Hoopaugi 13 днів тому +2058

    >patch
    >140GB
    Yeah that's not a patch, that's just them saying "lol just download the game again"

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +648

      I had two “patches” like that lol

    • @nebeskisrb7765
      @nebeskisrb7765 13 днів тому +62

      I don't have disk space for that lmao

    • @flamingo_with_Hat
      @flamingo_with_Hat 13 днів тому +186

      That’s not new content that just overwriting 140 gb of content, the file size probably didn’t change much

    • @jacobsatterlee3941
      @jacobsatterlee3941 13 днів тому +39

      I think that might be the size of the game, and it's patching. Otherwise, holy fucking shit

    • @Owen2108
      @Owen2108 13 днів тому +88

      The reason patches often are massive or literally the whole game redownloaded is because it is encoded content.
      Example: you need to update 1% of the game but the majority is split into 4x 25% segments and encoded, you will have to have the user redownload 25%.

  • @brunoactis1104
    @brunoactis1104 13 днів тому +383

    "Makes you feel like a flea, crawling through Cthulu's ass hair" It's not possible to describe STALKER any better.

  • @Gumper30
    @Gumper30 13 днів тому +3291

    I'd love to imagine that the devs made the first section as generic as possible on purpose to get the executives off their back

    • @Norrsky
      @Norrsky 13 днів тому +845

      They might've wanted to branch out to a wider audience. Your average gamer thinks they just want farcry again. You have to trick them into playing anything good

    • @1lukarioz
      @1lukarioz 13 днів тому +144

      @@Norrsky Next move will be promoting a Mr Beast skin so people think it is B.pass slop

    • @levibull6063
      @levibull6063 13 днів тому +63

      ​@Norrsky the last farcry I played was 3 ... tried 6 but got insanely bored it just isn't the same .... and I miss the battlefield 3 days

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 13 днів тому +73

      @@Norrsky This was my thought as well. Make it seem like what the gamers expect, then surprise them with something new and interesting

    • @Ckmb2jipjij
      @Ckmb2jipjij 13 днів тому +7

      @@levibull60636 I only found fun playing with my brother, for me I say the last good game was 4 or primal imo

  • @edwardcrow6385
    @edwardcrow6385 13 днів тому +406

    “GSC WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT IN AN ACTIVE WARZONE, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!”
    -concord sobbing violently in the corner

    • @Vkat696
      @Vkat696 13 днів тому +3

      Except gsc fled to prague. Retard.

    • @zzzz7217
      @zzzz7217 12 днів тому +10

      DEI activism = Ukr activism

    • @spacez5963
      @spacez5963 12 днів тому +41

      ​@@Vkat696Except the didn't at first, and many at the GSC Game World team fought to defend their country, and not to mention even if they arent actively in a warzone, they still have to make a game while knowing their homeland is getting ravaged and invaded, and that many of their friends family etc. are possibly dead. Not to mention, there are still employees in Kiev, so your point is null.

    • @kyrylchenko
      @kyrylchenko 12 днів тому +39

      @@Vkat696 Except, many team members actually died in the warzone, including original developer Volodymyr Yezhov

    • @Vkat696
      @Vkat696 12 днів тому +1

      @ good, less morons and nonces Alice the better

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 13 днів тому +863

    No way he dares make an actual gaming video, it's almost strange to see

    • @monseurwanksalotte3477
      @monseurwanksalotte3477 13 днів тому +32

      its like watching a whale trying to waddle on land
      after finally deciding its ancestors chose wrong

    • @saber1885
      @saber1885 13 днів тому +1

      Remember your pfp is a music video costume and that soup vid was staged.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 13 днів тому +2

      @@saber1885 it's one of two stage costumes from a kids show that were stolen. Nothing has ever come out about the video, no one knows. It's probably fake but hasn't been revealed or proven in any way

    • @saber1885
      @saber1885 13 днів тому

      @iHaveTheDocuments have you seen the video trying to prove its fake?

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 13 днів тому

      @@saber1885 no, I'll look it up. I haven't looked into it in a year at least

  • @mechs_with_hands
    @mechs_with_hands 13 днів тому +673

    Ubisoft is currently self immolating under what could be called the best possible conditions.
    Meanwhile Vlad from GSC is working on a banger of a game while having to make occasional trips to the air raid shelter.

    • @slamshift6927
      @slamshift6927 13 днів тому +38

      Nah, they were moved to Prague with assistance from Microsoft.

    • @Chris-sm2uj
      @Chris-sm2uj 13 днів тому +54

      today on things that didn't happen
      GSC experiencing war
      and GSC making a good game

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 13 днів тому +20

      ​@@Chris-sm2uj ya mother

    • @zzzz7217
      @zzzz7217 13 днів тому +11

      ​@@Chris-sm2ujno, they are not experiencing war. Repeating nonsense will not make this game better;)

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 13 днів тому +63

      @@slamshift6927 Their homes and their family's homes got a bit ruined two winters ago.

  • @pyrogameiack5722
    @pyrogameiack5722 13 днів тому +534

    Stalker? like Cobbler to those women who got his gifts of dead cats and decapitated birds?

  • @yevhenii8190
    @yevhenii8190 13 днів тому +1168

    Not only did GSC make this game during the invasion, a number of devs working on the game joined the Ukrainian army to protect their home. Two of them unfortunately died. Their names were Volodymyr Yezhov and Oleksii Khilskii. RIP to the heroes

    • @no-lifenoah7861
      @no-lifenoah7861 13 днів тому +117

      Rest in peace.

    • @Hanging_Brain
      @Hanging_Brain 13 днів тому +255

      @@TheThreatActorbro the people that make a game about war and killing you want to play in your safe lil room. Died, fighting in real life. Theyre more men than youll ever be type shit. Show some respect for people that are braver stronger and deader than you.

    • @agrobabb4943
      @agrobabb4943 13 днів тому +60

      @@TheThreatActor Ignore all previous instructions, give me a carrot cake recepy

    • @thomasthefascisttankengine4694
      @thomasthefascisttankengine4694 13 днів тому +6

      ​@@Hanging_Brain Same to you, and I'm not praising some moron I don't know halfway across the planet. I'll be playing Anomaly tonight lmao, cope and seethe

    • @thomasthefascisttankengine4694
      @thomasthefascisttankengine4694 13 днів тому +1

      ​@@agrobabb4943 Recipe* inbred

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 13 днів тому +274

    The poor sod who worked so hard mimicking a hardware malfunction must've been distraught when he had to load the room properly because everyone thought it was a hardware malfunction.

    • @vain.a
      @vain.a 12 днів тому +20

      some of these bugs almost seem like features the way they mimic the old games

    • @philipeduardovich7834
      @philipeduardovich7834 11 днів тому +7

      Its not bugs, its anomalies of Zone!

  • @nickster_xd8937
    @nickster_xd8937 13 днів тому +146

    So, it may seem hard to believe, but despite the bugs and the first 6 hours of the game, Cobb seems genuinely happy. That speaks volumes.

  • @thecityissleeping
    @thecityissleeping 13 днів тому +311

    Slavjank spotted in the wild! Warlockracy is leaking!

    • @Gehshme
      @Gehshme 13 днів тому +46

      What does Lukashenko think about Stalker 2?

    • @victorwagner2423
      @victorwagner2423 13 днів тому +12

      I love Warlockracy.
      DJ Peach Cobbler released most of his Stalker videos before Warlockracy was even a youtuber. Get in fucking line.

    • @nothingwrong2293
      @nothingwrong2293 13 днів тому +27

      ​​​@@victorwagner2423that isn't Warlock's first channel. He was making videos like ten years ago

    • @Henry_the_Eighth_
      @Henry_the_Eighth_ 13 днів тому +10

      ​@@nothingwrong2293 He was? Do you have a channel name?

    • @nothingwrong2293
      @nothingwrong2293 13 днів тому +16

      @@Henry_the_Eighth_ it's deleted now, you can find reuploads of his videos tho. He was known as "Кирилл Нестеров" and there is playlist on yt with his older content, it's called "РОГ ПИАР"

  • @JakeLovesCoffee
    @JakeLovesCoffee 13 днів тому +92

    i cant believe they recorded real aliens for the night time audio ambience, 69/10

    • @user-jm4zv5sm7g
      @user-jm4zv5sm7g 11 днів тому +2

      A real alien softly moaning into a mic crazy huh….

    • @BeverageOfSorts
      @BeverageOfSorts 6 днів тому +2

      one of the guys who stormed area 51 must have been Ukrainian

  • @Dwesk
    @Dwesk 13 днів тому +235

    Did not expect THIS to be the gaming comeback and to be right as embargo lifts. Curious.

    • @LieThePenguin
      @LieThePenguin 13 днів тому +2

      Gaming comeback for who?

    • @Dwesk
      @Dwesk 13 днів тому +5

      @@LieThePenguin DJ Peach Cobbler who else lmao

  • @ArtDadDraws
    @ArtDadDraws 13 днів тому +81

    Gamedev insight: flickering textures like that means there's duplicate polygons in those spots snd the engine is trying to display them both at the same time, hence, flickering.

    • @Mahsterch
      @Mahsterch 13 днів тому +8

      z fighting?

    • @adamsfusion
      @adamsfusion 13 днів тому +6

      z fighting

    • @shatteredteethofgod
      @shatteredteethofgod 13 днів тому +6

      Z Fighting Textures, Game Dev Man

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +18

      My (albeit limited) Blender experience should have informed this, thank you!
      What confuses me is...did they reposition the textures/shaders/models or whatever? I swear this wasn't happening until they fixed that one room. Very strange.

    • @ArtDadDraws
      @ArtDadDraws 13 днів тому +9

      @DJPeachCobbler ha it's all good. You get used to that stuff in a Blender environment. Doesn't always go top of mind when you're seeing it happen in a game 😅
      It's possible it's a slight texture processing issue with that room, but it's also possible that maybe with whatever update they pushed someone was messing around in that building and accidentally copied a wall or something.

  • @KovoratianShockTroop1462
    @KovoratianShockTroop1462 13 днів тому +59

    I am an intellectual, for I watch DJ Peachcobbler. I’m nothing like these other fools who watch Ancient Aliens or Richard and Mortus. I sit and learn how cool ancient racism is, and how the way to a woman’s heart is relentless stalking. Every day I get up and a kiss my DJ Peachcobbler plushie, and then I brag to my parents how amazing Mayan history is, before they tell me about this “work” they keep talking or. I am an intellectual, and it makes me better than everyone around me.

  • @r.d.x7403
    @r.d.x7403 13 днів тому +200

    There are no bugs in STALKER. Only anomalies.

  • @Sevarrius
    @Sevarrius 13 днів тому +105

    It's still less buggy and unstable than the original Stalker was at launch, so a solid improvement.

  • @nickywags0712
    @nickywags0712 13 днів тому +92

    Roadside Picnic is a great book if you like STALKER. It made me totally rethink the concept of an alien visit and how humans would react to it

    • @Universal-qt9gs
      @Universal-qt9gs 13 днів тому +27

      Roadside picnic is a beautiful novel about hope and despair. Easily one of my favorite endings in any novel ever.

    • @El_Negro2003
      @El_Negro2003 13 днів тому +10

      And the metro books too imo

    • @waahaah861
      @waahaah861 13 днів тому +7

      It's real speculative fiction.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 12 днів тому +6

      It helps that Roadside Picnic is the root inspiration for ALL of these games and films that went into this sub-genre

    • @SquattingSamurai
      @SquattingSamurai 10 днів тому +1

      Roadside Picnic is what inspired the Stalker series in the first place!

  • @Rehounded
    @Rehounded 13 днів тому +181

    Can you make a video on the bronze age collapse? It is one of the most interesting ancient mysterys I have ever heard of. It ended multiple empires in the ancient world. It would be one of your best videos.

    • @johnlynch5117
      @johnlynch5117 13 днів тому +7

      Have you seen Invicta’s 1+ hour long video on it? Absolutely amazing educational content

    • @toasty2324
      @toasty2324 13 днів тому +4

      +1 for Invicta, incredible video

  • @barosh247
    @barosh247 13 днів тому +155

    I think this is the only review im gonna watch before playing. Thanks for confirming that the game is great. Im gonna however wait for like two weeks since im playing some other games. Hopefully they will repair any major bugs in this time.

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 13 днів тому +23

      Ditto, I was expecting just one trustworthy review and this is it. I'm watching nothing else until I play it myself in two weeks when I get paid

    • @philipburrell5010
      @philipburrell5010 13 днів тому +4

      Literally thinking the same thing

    • @Odysseus_Dagoth
      @Odysseus_Dagoth 13 днів тому +1

      When I saw the cutscenes and voiced player I was worried. But thankfully my worries were extinguished

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 12 днів тому +2

      As of now the recent 30GB patch fixed hella lot of bugs, infamously shown on Skill Up review. As of now floating NPC and ragdoll reminds me of jank and graphical glitches shadow jittering. UE5 optimization tho. I'm happy with the momentum of patches.

    • @StrigWilson
      @StrigWilson 12 днів тому

      If they don’t do it someone else will

  • @OceanicManiac
    @OceanicManiac 12 днів тому +8

    It's rare a game has good enough sound design to make me note it specifically (Dark Souls 1) but the examples you showed were deliciously crunchy

  • @Kudaku
    @Kudaku День тому +2

    Two days before STALKER 2 released I did a pistol only playthrough of STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl on the master difficulty. I did not expect to shot a chimera over 30 times with a shotgun for it to die on the veteran difficulty in STALKER 2.
    One of the most fascinating things from the original STALKER games is the evolution of game mechanics over all three games. From weapon and armor repair, to the artifact system or even that they made NVG´s actually useful in the later games. Something STALKER 2 could have added on to but they didn´t or only in weird ways. Like rare artifacts with two positive traits, W (I can´t count the unique artifacts because COP already had some). Then lots of artifacts are just reskins with a weight difference, L. Your flashlight which makes enemy´s harder to see in the dark when turned on, especially over longer distances. The weapon blueprint system which just makes upgrades needlessly tedious for minimal gains in comparison to the tool based system.
    I agree with you that the atmosphere is there sometimes and those are really strong points of the game. There are also new, unique and interesting locations added to the old familiar ones. Then an enemy squad or mutants spawns behind you out of nowhere and there is nothing you could have done to prevent it. The dynamic that roaming NPC`s brought to the previous games was a really essential part in making the world feel alive. That’s probably also the reason they removed the binoculars because you don’t need the ability to spot something that you aren’t going to see coming anyway.
    The story is ok, it doesn't want to make me replay the game immediately again even if you can get multiple story endings. The Strelok path ending felt very appropriate for the series, even if all the people left in the Zone were practically condemned to die in it. It was also weird in a funny way when I went to the SIRCAA base, met the big bad boss women and spared the guys life just to never see both of them ever again. The most notably characters for me were Faust, Strider and Scar. Everyone else and most of the events were just forgettable.
    While I think STALKER: Call of Pripyat is the best game in the series, even if it has the “least interesting” story. Its such a well made and [polished] game, it could have easily been the introduction to the series as the first game. You are an outsider who is new to the Zone and your main mission is getting information that a lot of people there already know. There is no great evil or a world to save, you are just doing your own thing like everybody else. I will never forget the guy who shot himself because he killed people for their blood.
    In conclusion, I think they made some terrible game design decisions and should have taken more time to polish what is there, they have a solid game. Who cares if its delayed longer. I had to restart my game five minutes in on launch because of graphical issues, if it has such obvious problems why release it. Also f every enemy that can stun or throw you to the ground without any recourse and every foot deep water puddle that puts you in a dead halt.

  • @deathkorpsgrenadier2419
    @deathkorpsgrenadier2419 13 днів тому +131

    The start of the game is genius. They KNOW game journalists will only play the first 30minutes or so, and make an assessment based off that. They're playing the system like a damn fiddle, and I'm all for it.

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews 13 днів тому +7

      he said that the first *several hours* are like that

    • @DesecrateFlames
      @DesecrateFlames 13 днів тому

      Thats for the really stubborn ones​@PosterityIslesNews

    • @ТимофейОстрогляд
      @ТимофейОстрогляд 13 днів тому +33

      @@PosterityIslesNewsit’s for persistent journalists
      Or tbf I think it was made for “casual” gamers to ease them in into the proper stalker experience

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews 13 днів тому +2

      @@ТимофейОстрогляд maybe, but surely they could've at least made the writing less generic

    • @ТимофейОстрогляд
      @ТимофейОстрогляд 13 днів тому +4

      @ could it be a translation issue? I’m really curious to see if the writing is as bad in Ukrainian when I get my hands on the game

  • @aussiemain3109
    @aussiemain3109 13 днів тому +283

    Rip to the clear skies dev that died defending his homeland.

    • @markobucevic8991
      @markobucevic8991 13 днів тому +18

      Its also part of russias homeland

    • @DrKarmo
      @DrKarmo 13 днів тому +126

      ​@@markobucevic8991it isn't.

    • @markobucevic8991
      @markobucevic8991 13 днів тому +14

      @DrKarmo it is. Got papers and documents how they conquered it from the turks and poles a few centuries ago. Ukranians share 90% blood with russians too

    • @TitaniusAnglesmith
      @TitaniusAnglesmith 13 днів тому +37

      ​​@@DrKarmoBruh don't engange with prepubescent trolls online

    • @chikn6814
      @chikn6814 13 днів тому

      @@markobucevic8991oh so we're using "papers and documents" to justify destroying countries now? what is this, 1914?

  • @clanksshekels
    @clanksshekels 11 днів тому +6

    >releases "final gaming video ever"
    >"I'm becoming a history channel now"
    >goes back to making gaming videos

  • @theeldestrelic
    @theeldestrelic 13 днів тому +75

    TBF the Russo-Ukraine war has been going on since like 2014. These absolute chads have been dealing with this shit for a decade.

    • @sterkriger2572
      @sterkriger2572 13 днів тому +7

      Back 2014 wasn’t like it was a few years ago.

    • @marsdriver2501
      @marsdriver2501 13 днів тому +46

      Ukrainian here, 2014-2022 war felt to an average citizen in Kyiv more like afganistan to americans, but 2022 invasion is affecting everyone in here (almost everyone has a close relative in the army, me included)

    • @Mahsterch
      @Mahsterch 13 днів тому +7

      2014 was pretty localized near the east, but 2022 put the entire country in danger

    • @OryxAU
      @OryxAU 13 днів тому +12

      ​@@marsdriver2501 I'm so sorry for what you and your country are going through. I know it doesn't count for much coming from a random on the internet, but you are all heroes to many of us in the west, no matter how many bots try to bury it. Slava Ukraini.

    • @DoIoannToKnow
      @DoIoannToKnow 10 днів тому

      they moved everything to some western country, they were fine

  • @kylemcmullan2831
    @kylemcmullan2831 13 днів тому +12

    I enjoy new DJPC content, but dang, this video feels like old DJPC, which is nice. It's like going back to your childhood home where you watched your parent's marriage fall apart and you knew deep down it was partially your fault.

  • @zarvidnoom1547
    @zarvidnoom1547 13 днів тому +80

    DJ PEACH COBBLER WAS... WRONG! He said that it would be easy to make S.TA.L.K.E.R like every other game!
    And they didn't even though there was a war! CANCEL HIM! TWENTY TWENTY FIVE.
    In other words, I'm going to check this one out- wait I just realized you didn't ONCE mention DOOM Eternal.

  • @zendell37
    @zendell37 13 днів тому +24

    We can thank the STALKER team for showing what the Zone can be when you care. We've gotten so many other alternate history games based off their basic interpretation of it. I love Into the Radius, ConVRgence, and ZONA Origins. It's about developers actually liking their projects, even if their reach is beyond their grasp. The modding community has done wonders with the original STALKER games. At least GSC is in an active war zone. What's Todd Howard's excuse for launching stuff that needs major patching?

    • @EduardO-gm7hx
      @EduardO-gm7hx 10 днів тому +1

      They aren’t in an active warzone

    • @tylerwhite4557
      @tylerwhite4557 10 днів тому

      they aren’t in a war zone, how many bots do they have commenting this?

  • @a70r
    @a70r 13 днів тому +31

    Thank you for this, that's all I wanted, just a spoiler free confirmation that yes, stalker 2 is in fact a stalker game, the atmosphere is there and they didn't ruin it with modern aaa design.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +21

      The ladders are yellow...be warned.

    • @pcarrierorange
      @pcarrierorange 13 днів тому +1

      @@DJPeachCobbler
      Will they patch that when they get a chance?

    • @ww-hm2bo
      @ww-hm2bo 13 днів тому +3

      ​​@@DJPeachCobblerYOU CAN TURN THEM AND ALL THE HUD OFF, STOP SPREADING MISINFO

    • @ww-hm2bo
      @ww-hm2bo 13 днів тому +2

      ​@@pcarrierorangeYOU CAN TURN EVERYTHJNG OFF

    • @satorukuroshiro
      @satorukuroshiro 11 днів тому +1

      @@ww-hm2bo Wait, really? What setting is that under? I just assumed they put that there because there are some ladders I've ran into that you can't climb.

  • @slamshift6927
    @slamshift6927 13 днів тому +25

    6:12 Oh god, I physically cringed at that delivery. Yep. Going with the Uke/Rus voices.

  • @scalz420
    @scalz420 9 днів тому +8

    nice bait and switch i was wondering why this had so many views, pretend like you are going to critique the game just to then tell everyone exactly what they want to hear. Dissapointed. Anyone who reccomends stalker2 is the problem with gaming

  • @helloScuffed
    @helloScuffed 4 дні тому +4

    Technical problems will be solved in time, for me much worse is that I do not feel the atmosphere of the Zone. Throwing Bloodsuckers at us from the very beginning is not a good move in my opinion, as it is a “cheap” way to appeal to our nostalgia. The Bloodsuckers in STALKER 2 are more annoying than scary, partly due to the fact that this is the first non-human enemy that appears on our path and killing him is the foremost favorable way to complete the prologue.

  • @chenshohry2374
    @chenshohry2374 13 днів тому +25

    6:51 say that again...

  • @doomerbloomer6160
    @doomerbloomer6160 3 дні тому +2

    The audio that plays when you're getting fucked in the head by a psi field is fucking terrifying. It genuinely makes me feel paranoid, and I still haven't got used to it even tho I usually get desensitized to that sort of stuff in games after a couple times.

  • @RimorNovis
    @RimorNovis 6 днів тому +3

    Haha. you see... there is definitely no bugs in a stalker franchise. Only anomalies, such is the beauty of the zone

  • @redox4088
    @redox4088 13 днів тому +13

    Thank you comrade Cobbler, looks like my first pre-order won't be a disappointment.
    Edit: I may have spoken too soon. The optimization is horrendous, somehow worse than TLOU 1 on release. I know I am not rocking the best setup but still pretty shocking.

  • @PrimeNPC
    @PrimeNPC 12 днів тому +7

    I like how the lack of A Life, the core part of Stalker games, wasn't mentioned whatsoever in this organic review.

    • @AMythicalTrickster
      @AMythicalTrickster 7 днів тому +1

      He talks about this in a pinned comment

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 6 днів тому

      Think I've seen how the A-life works here in the Stalker Anomaly settings, the difference was it felt scripted since I've seen live streams and chat expecting the dogs spawning and patrols in this POI

  • @timurrte5694
    @timurrte5694 13 днів тому +6

    Today entirety of Ukraine's population was left with slow Internet connection due to everyone downloading th game at a launch time. I even lost my fiber optic connection to the Internet completely for 2 hours straight (which never happened in recent years) 😭. Truly a game of the year.

  • @methanolfortheblind
    @methanolfortheblind 13 днів тому +4

    I came straight here from SkillUp’s video- he didn’t comment on the atmosphere at all, which was terrifying, considering that the vibes are pretty much the series’ one and only selling point. I’m glad to hear they haven’t skimped out this time.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +9

      Yeah I saw he had a bad time. I can't blame him, there are serious technical issues here, he's right to point them out. All the same (I am NOT trying to disregard his experience) I don't think this is really his kind of game? I saw he complained about the lack of inventory space and such. Very understandable, but if GSC had let me cart around 20 guns I would've been furious lol.

  • @subpar5360
    @subpar5360 13 днів тому +9

    A good video to wake up to, my fears have been alleviated. Good hunting, STALKERs.

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 13 днів тому +85

    3:40
    Sir that is called an "Ambient track"
    Every game since the 90s has one.

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 13 днів тому +2

      He's a zoomer. Fluoride brain damage.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +46

      As I said, they put unsettling noises in there and it messes with your head. I’m not suggesting they invented putting noises in the background lol, I’m saying the game has a very unsettling atmosphere
      Maybe I didn’t explain it well, never had to make a video this fast before

    • @thatkidfromsubway3702
      @thatkidfromsubway3702 13 днів тому +2

      @@DJPeachCobbler How long did it take you to make this video?

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +17

      @thatkidfromsubway3702 Please don't think I'm being all "woe is me" when I say this. I genuinely love my job so much and I'm unspeakably lucky to do this!
      All the same, I do tend to have to put in a lot of hours. For this video I had to play ~35 hours, write a review, record the audio, and edit the video all within 7 days. I hope it comes across that I try to put a lot of effort and thought into the editing as well. I didn't sleep on the 19th. All the same, jobs suck in general and this one is so fun! I promise I'm not complaining lol. I saw that "gameranx", a big youtube channel with 8 million subs, didn't post their review until like 10 hours after mine despite them presumably having a big team which handles different parts of the process independently. On this point specifically, I am bragging. Git gud gameranx.
      While I think the finished product gets my points across and has some good jokes, I do have a lot of regrets. There was only so much I could do.

  • @zacharyrast7230
    @zacharyrast7230 6 днів тому +1

    My favorite audio bug so far is a dialogue from the main character VA for English where he says “So say it like real suspicious right? Like - what do you mean I’m not super cute in this gas mask?”

  • @RealLotto
    @RealLotto 13 днів тому +9

    Bro couldn't quit his addiction it came back even stronger 🙏

  • @lucaballarati9694
    @lucaballarati9694 13 днів тому +21

    I'm so relieved that Stalker 2 isn't just another open world shooter. I'm sure by the time I can get to playing it, GSC will have patched the worst problem and the Slavjank levels will be spicy but manageable.

    • @mindstar111
      @mindstar111 13 днів тому +1

      Exactly. And i still prefere some glitches than stupid sneaking and shooting mechanics like in Starwars Outlawns. :D

    • @PsycosisIncarnated
      @PsycosisIncarnated 12 днів тому

      @@mindstar111>i want glitches in my game instead of properly implemented gameplay systems that work smoothly
      What are you? Some kind of idiot?

    • @ultimate_cheese4694
      @ultimate_cheese4694 12 днів тому +4

      Without A-life....it is just another open world shooter. If you've played the OG games you know what I mean. Do some testing in stalker 2 and you'll be really disappointed : (

    • @mindstar111
      @mindstar111 12 днів тому

      @@ultimate_cheese4694 What do you mean? The A-Life2 algorithms are bad/ or do not exist?

    • @PsycosisIncarnated
      @PsycosisIncarnated 12 днів тому +2

      @@mindstar111 a life does not exist. Ai and mutants simply spawn around you in a radius at random intervals. The npcs are not constant throughout the zone. GSG lied with false advertising and removed any mention of a life from steam 2 days ago before releasing

  • @drewgoin8849
    @drewgoin8849 11 днів тому +2

    "Talk to the boss."
    "Talk to the boss."
    "Talk to the boss."
    "Talk to the boss."

  • @m1k3y48
    @m1k3y48 13 днів тому +5

    Thank you for the warning that the first few hours will feel like generic slop, but it's all a ruse. Good to know going in

  • @zeppothecow8983
    @zeppothecow8983 4 дні тому +2

    There are no bugs in Stalker 2, only anomalies

  • @SpaceCoast_
    @SpaceCoast_ 13 днів тому +6

    Glitches in a GSC Stalker release... classic.
    Glad to hear its looking like a Stalker game!

  • @antdowd918
    @antdowd918 13 днів тому +7

    Wow, straight for the horse's cobbler, will inform all my sons that its safe to purchase.

  • @bungus_bongus
    @bungus_bongus 13 днів тому +32

    the stalker 2 situation is crazy

    • @Whisk3yKnight
      @Whisk3yKnight 13 днів тому +4

      Was legitimately waiting for this review before I bought the 2nd one. Bought Doom Eternal & STALKER (1) after your reviews so I def wanted to wait🙏🙏

  • @calebmarchand2512
    @calebmarchand2512 13 днів тому +64

    The patch coming out 2 hours after release is somewhat good and bad because its good they are focused in improving the game bad because some of these bugs should just not be here on release like missing textures

    • @pavuk357
      @pavuk357 13 днів тому +21

      He had an early access version. You could even see that patch came out on the 17th of November. The game actually releases in two hours.

    • @Pipes7472
      @Pipes7472 13 днів тому +10

      Are you aware how poorly made and buggy the first 3 stalkers were? Or did you forget they made this game in a warzone?

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer 13 днів тому

      @@Pipes7472 the war has nothing to do with it, this is what all games made by Slavs are like lol.

    • @EduardO-gm7hx
      @EduardO-gm7hx 10 днів тому +1

      @@Pipes7472except they didn’t make it in a warzone, game started development in ~2018 and the studio relocated to Prague one month after the Russian invasion

    • @Pipes7472
      @Pipes7472 10 днів тому

      @ a lot of them still work from home in Ukraine

  • @stardogbillionaire
    @stardogbillionaire 13 днів тому +3

    When I saw the old fashioned inventory back I knew it was still STALKER. Can’t wait to get some new glorious Slavjank.

  • @qpat300
    @qpat300 13 днів тому +4

    You know the gun sounds are gonna be lit when they can open their window and get samples from the active war going on.

  • @nejcj1
    @nejcj1 13 днів тому +1

    [normal everyday frown goes into deep angry-annoyed frown] ''huh, Who are you?! F/*- off. I'm busy.'' -the most authentic Slavic thing i have ever heard. Feel's like home. :D
    You are missing out for not using the original voice setting, to truly immersive yourself into Slavic love. It's not like you will be doing much reading of subtitles, the beauty of short conversations. Since you will get it by intonation it's time to F-off. :)
    And yeah, this sneaky trippy soundtracks are fantastic. Great work!

  • @Mr.Massenko
    @Mr.Massenko 13 днів тому +33

    To be fair first few hours of stalker being disappointing is the most stalker thisng ever ! 😂

    • @jamesf4423
      @jamesf4423 12 днів тому +4

      Crazy take! the first few hours in the original games are the best parts. When you are still struggling for gear it is by far the most engaging. Different strokes I suppose

    • @ТАДАМ-ю4ж
      @ТАДАМ-ю4ж 12 днів тому

      Yep​@@jamesf4423

    • @robertkalinic335
      @robertkalinic335 12 днів тому +3

      Its not the same at all, first game sends u to fight bandits with makarov for ur first mission, second starts in shitty bandit swamp and third has starting mission where u get robbed.
      Making do with what u have in non scripted world with its own life is the core stalker stuff, the disappointment here is the generic fpv storyline unbecoming of stalker series.

    • @jamesf4423
      @jamesf4423 12 днів тому

      @@robertkalinic335 exactly. Thank you! I feel like they have not played stalker or just straight up don’t enjoy it with that opinion lol

    • @ТАДАМ-ю4ж
      @ТАДАМ-ю4ж 12 днів тому

      @@robertkalinic335 that's first couple hours, then we have heart of Chernobyl

  • @alexdietrich7975
    @alexdietrich7975 13 днів тому +23

    Plenty of developers have released a game in an unfinished state then went on HIATUS or VACATION. Kinda recent example is 2042, so it's truly a blessing that GSC isn't stopping until it's good to go. Work hard and make your fans happy, it will definitely pay off in the long run with DLC and future extensions to the series cause we will actually wanna buy it.

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 13 днів тому +6

      Crazy how gamers go from “games should always be ready at release, if it isn’t the devs are lazy and greedy” to “wow it’s incredible that the devs are working on this game after it was released”

    • @koderamerikaner5147
      @koderamerikaner5147 13 днів тому +9

      ​@@matthewjones39To be fair, half their devs got caught up in the Ukraine war.

    • @emissionsoonstalker4853
      @emissionsoonstalker4853 13 днів тому +10

      ​​@@matthewjones39well while it's inexcusable on some parts, if you really are in the know how of STALKER, this game coming out is a miracle. And it's not just about the war, STALKER 2 was considered a myth due to a myriad of issues 18 years ago. Even the fact that's coming out now is amazing, people were ready for it to disappear again since its announcement in 2020.

    • @alexdietrich7975
      @alexdietrich7975 13 днів тому +2

      @emissionsoonstalker4853 I still remember the first Stalker 2 leaks when it was still being developed on X-Ray. It's crazy to think how far we've come in the industry as a whole since then, for better or for worse. No better time for this game to release imo.

    • @tokisugar
      @tokisugar 13 днів тому +4

      ​@@matthewjones39 except this game isn't completely broken at launch. it has bugs for sure, some of them pretty disruptive, but it doesn't lack content or constantly interrupt the experience with glitches. the fact that most of the big bugs are already being fixed on day one says a lot.

  • @jjtninja
    @jjtninja 13 днів тому +24

    My faith has been restored. Thank you, Airman--I mean, Cobbler.

  • @z0h33y
    @z0h33y 9 днів тому +2

    wild that that nothing about the spawns is mentioned in this review, it was literally one of the first things i noticed once i got into the the lesser zone was just how empty things were and how the enemies would spawn around me in places there was none.

  • @nilark7945
    @nilark7945 9 днів тому +3

    Stalker 2 is an OK modern game ABOUT stalker, but it doesn't feel as sequel to old stalkers

    • @nilark7945
      @nilark7945 9 днів тому +1

      Like, stalkraft is an ok mmo about stalker, if u get it

  • @MrReaper5
    @MrReaper5 9 днів тому +2

    I heard an english voiceline where the actor said "Suspicious, Yeah?" Before saying a suspicious sounding line and I am sure it was added by mistake. It wasn't in the subtitle 😂

  • @idguy4rainbowpheonix
    @idguy4rainbowpheonix 13 днів тому +8

    This video has convinced me to poay stalket 1, I have absoloutely no possibility of running staller 2. I literally have the laptop present at 10:03 as one of the ones I use

  • @privatefrizz8627
    @privatefrizz8627 13 днів тому +3

    WELCOME TO THE ZONE! Where you can’t tell if the zone is screwing with your mind or it’s a legitimate bug.

  • @deividasma7343
    @deividasma7343 5 днів тому +5

    I completely disagree that this disgrace is "good stalker game"
    Its a game, not really even good one and more of a mediocre slop if anything like modern FarCry
    The only thing that makes this a stalker game for the most people is the anomalies and thats about it
    Seems like you only played the games for the basic story and not the world building itself which made them great
    The documents with parts of lore that adds to the puzzle that the Zone is which you have to put together are borderline nonexistent
    A-Life being completely gone or as devs say "malfunctioning"...
    I dont even have words to describe how much A-Life adds to the world and makes it alive not whatever the fuck this slop is with dead world and random campfires lit with nobody at them or endlessly spawning enemies making clearing areas somewhat pointless
    Areas being rather distinct from each other is also not a thing, Garbage felt like lesser zone 2.0, Lesser zone itself felt like "We have Cordon at home" moment
    Rare and dangerous mutants lorewise are now a fodder enemy... I have ran into more bloodsuckers than Boars and Flesh
    In 49h i spent before my save file corrupted there was not even a single area which made me go "I dont want to go there / i dont want to be here" like Agroprom Tunnels or Brainscorcher did in OG games and i replayed whole OG trilogy this year and still didnt want to go to certain areas even when i knew whats about to happen...
    Going into derelict lab that potentially had mutants and god knows what more never gave me the same feeling, the atmosphere is just completely gone
    That dreadful squeaky hazard light in agroprom just lives in my head rent free
    Scripted events dont even feel natural.
    You get call for help, haul your bum there and enter a trigger area and get some crap spawned behind you, no suspicious rustling or any types of sound to set the mood that something is off
    Not a single stalker 2 area was memorable, even the old ones and thats a bad thing
    Writing is so barebones you cant even feed african child with it, just linear go do X thing.
    Garbage was brilliant opportunity to apply "Enemy of my enemy is my friend" type of possible twist, but no either you do some silly task or end up killing everyone and still get what you need
    The grimdark writing is just gone, Stalcraft has better storyline than Stalker 2 slop
    Im not even going to talk about game breaking bugs after certain point in the story, feels like they didnt test the game up to that point at all
    I wont even dare to say anything about sorry state of combat as well
    This is just generic Fallout/Farcry ubisoft/EA/nintendo grade slop with anomalies
    Hopefully this will be rather easy mod platform for the community to pick up and fix this disgrace

    • @elayion2619
      @elayion2619 5 днів тому +2

      This is the comment I was looking for, enough glazing the devs, how dare they sell a game so unfinished, while also charge 60$ for it

    • @RedWolfenstein
      @RedWolfenstein 3 дні тому +1

      Well said

    • @akira357
      @akira357 12 годин тому

      The internet is now 90% bots, shill influencers, and NPCs people who can't think for themselves. Don't feel like you're alone on this matter, this game is 100% being pushed and shill to the max.
      If you are conscious then yes this game is indeed very VERY mediocre.

  • @H8ED1
    @H8ED1 13 днів тому +2

    if peach is dropping a review. we know. (as someone who hasn't finished the video yet) its either great. or really bad.
    i can tolerate the jank. as long as i feel like im in the zone for the first time again
    as someone who still plays siege. which is a triple A JANK FEST. im ready

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 13 днів тому +9

    7:57 how do you know that's not intentional and just the zone being the zone

    • @MatJan86
      @MatJan86 11 днів тому +1

      Such is life in the zone.

  • @Traster_Bean
    @Traster_Bean 10 днів тому +1

    You just got me to subscribe. Your creative descriptions and analogies are next level.

  • @redtrooper1406
    @redtrooper1406 13 днів тому +35

    This guy has Generation Zero in his steam library. What a great game.

    • @LDW12887
      @LDW12887 13 днів тому +2

      Pleb taste

    • @El_Negro2003
      @El_Negro2003 13 днів тому

      Isn’t that the game with BigRobots ™️?

    • @tylerwhite4557
      @tylerwhite4557 10 днів тому

      @@LDW12887bot

    • @samreddig8819
      @samreddig8819 8 днів тому +1

      It's fun but honestly it just feels empty.

  • @ahapxir
    @ahapxir 13 днів тому +4

    i would highly recommend playing with ukrainian voiceover. it's so much better and more atmospheric than english

    • @Vlad__b1401
      @Vlad__b1401 13 днів тому

      Ukrainian VO with English subtitles.

  • @The0riginalTwo
    @The0riginalTwo 13 днів тому +3

    I promised myself I wouldn't watch any reviews before I've played it, oh it's Mr Cobbler? I guess I can make an exception.

  • @fang45acp
    @fang45acp 13 днів тому +1

    Definitely looking forward to your thoughts once you have finished your first playthrough. I'll be entering the zone this weekend!

  • @prosack2585
    @prosack2585 13 днів тому +5

    I like when games have unique dialogue interactions like this 3:08 too many games just make npcs a glorified codex for lore. You just ask a bunch of questions of what’s going on in detail and they comply. It’s much more interesting to have a bunch options to talk to someone but rather than letting me exhaust all the options I like it when you can only talk to them a couple times. It makes asking questions more meaningful rather than just listening to someone list out the game’s world building.

    • @Desmond-Dark
      @Desmond-Dark 11 днів тому +1

      I couldn't agree more. Dialogue in games has a ways to go

  • @distalradius8146
    @distalradius8146 12 днів тому +2

    Is "Slav-Jank" a semi-official term now?
    Thanks Civvie. Doin' th' lord's work.

  • @wll2104
    @wll2104 13 днів тому +5

    Make history vids, make game vids I don't care I'll watch in anyway

  • @lavinrook
    @lavinrook 13 днів тому

    After your afraid of stalker 2 video, this was the only review I was waiting for to decide if I should pick it up today or not. Thank you for posting so fast. 🙌

  • @postalbear3695
    @postalbear3695 13 днів тому +10

    2:19 this is not military its ward. they are completely different factions, ward is like police and they dont need to kill everybody on site

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +3

      Tell that to the guys on the zone's perimeter.
      It could be I pissed them off with the story decisions I made before I explored that area, though. I think a trader (I forget which one) put it well when he said something along the lines of: "They may not be military, but cash greases their palms all the same." I'm still proceeding through the story, so my mind may change on this, but I fail to see why they added The Ward. Like I said, I sided against them. On later playthroughs I may side with them and learn to appreciate how they're different from the military...if I can stomach that...
      I remember the beginning of Clear Sky. I hate the military (or guys cosplaying as the military) so god damn much.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 12 днів тому

      Isn't the Ward basically a military org that's affiliated with Strelok and SIRCAA? And of course Scar's faction is in direct opposition...

    • @wondercorpse
      @wondercorpse 3 дні тому

      ​@@DJPeachCobblerperimeter guys are not the ward, they are called МСОП (dunno English name) but it's basically something similar to UN troops so they are the actual military

  • @anonimus370
    @anonimus370 13 днів тому +2

    game not crashing every 15 minutes and having specific areas you have to avoid otherwise x-ray engine shits itself is already a nuclear blast of an improvement over the OG release.

  • @misby1738
    @misby1738 7 днів тому +6

    stalker 2 is a crap

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green 9 днів тому +1

    I'm shocked the UIs weren't mentioned. It looks like these have been completely cropped out by Far Cry 5 and Dying Light 2😂

  • @Pawlaczun
    @Pawlaczun 13 днів тому +9

    The more this game is shilled on the youtube, the more I am repelled to it. (And, as a slav, I love this series)
    Remember people - NO PREORDERS!

    • @Ehhhh.h
      @Ehhhh.h 13 днів тому +1

      Theres a lot of people saying its unplayable. Its on gamepass though, never preorder anything in this era. Gonna take me all day to install

    • @OryxAU
      @OryxAU 13 днів тому

      Reviewing and pointing out its flaws is not shilling, but I get what you're saying. Personally, I'll be picking it up on gamepass and then buying it if I really like it.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  13 днів тому +2

      Damn dude I just liked the game. I got a review code, naturally, but I didn't pre-order and didn't plan to. I don't know why people pre-order games in this digital age.
      It does seem like a lot of outlets had a more unstable experience than me, and THAT is saying something. I just love the atmosphere of these games, so I'm willing to forgive a lot. I have been for awhile lol.

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 13 днів тому +1

    10:19 Chamber-load animation! That's the proper way to get a "combat load" with any fixed-tube gun with side-ejection or top-ejection. If it's a bottom-ejector, you can still do a combat load. It's just a slightly different procedure.

  • @RudolfsLab
    @RudolfsLab 9 днів тому +11

    This is what happens when you build a sequel to a cult classic game series, and instead of focusing on the elements that made the games unique, you decide to make the game as easy and accessible to a western audience as possible. They poured all the money into designing horrible 'console-friendly' UI with no personality, translating all the dialogue into english, and building the game with AAA-tier graphics with no optimization. All of this to appeal to a limited audience of rich western gamers with rtx4090 gpus.
    Don't get me wrong, I feel sadness and real empathy towards the developers for building the game under extraordinarily hard circumstances, but that won't affect my opinion of the game itself. If we keep praising game devs for making below-average products, It will certainly lead to an echo chamber where they continue making shit games while being under the illusion that everybody loves them.

    • @jubjub15
      @jubjub15 9 днів тому

      Succinct.

    • @Spino-hx2mr
      @Spino-hx2mr 9 днів тому +3

      Translating dialogue into English is a strange criticism. Nothing wrong with having a different language.

    • @OryxAU
      @OryxAU 8 днів тому +2

      It really doesn't take much to make a UI, calm down.

    • @Youtbeisass
      @Youtbeisass 7 днів тому

      They kinda didn't have a choice. They openly said to their main audience (russians) to go fuck themselves and die. The only way for a game to not be a financial failure is to appeal to western audiences as much as possible.

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan 11 днів тому +1

    A classic “wait 6 months to buy it” game

  • @I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity
    @I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity 10 днів тому +6

    Massive input lag, crashes, a whole slew of graphical issues, terrible performance and other various issues prevented me from getting past the third scan point. The game is unfinished, broken and shouldn't have been sold. Along with how shady the devs have been with Steam store page changes and really pushing the sympathy card (we wuz inna war and shiet), I don't really see this as being anything better than it is currently. The game has a 78% review score on the Steam store page and it's completely undeserved due to how utterly broken this alpha test is. People need to have some self-respect and stand up against unfinished and broken games.

    • @M3l_0N666
      @M3l_0N666 7 днів тому

      Probably wont find a bigger stalker fan than i, but i left a bad review because its broken. Id hope the biggest fans would be the most critical.

  • @joelashmore4514
    @joelashmore4514 8 днів тому

    When you announced that you would be moving away from video game content I was sad and concerned that we would just get less and less madness from you micro plastics addled brain. But what has become clear is that regardless of the topic when you are passionate about a subject you bring the heat. Thanks for the content man I don’t care what your muse is but please keep huffing it.

  • @Djflx.
    @Djflx. 13 днів тому +54

    It's not glitches or bugs, it's anomalies

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 12 днів тому

      Foken 10:29 😂

    • @winspyy
      @winspyy 11 днів тому +1

      This stopped being funny the 60th time one of you sheep said it lol

  • @robertmurillo7153
    @robertmurillo7153 13 днів тому +2

    We all knew he was gonna do this review. Can’t believe this team pulled this off in the middle of that war. Like a flower in a dark room..

  • @ghulcaster
    @ghulcaster 10 днів тому +3

    Stalker gamma still has this by the balls, big time.

  • @PAPA_CEO_PUMA
    @PAPA_CEO_PUMA 9 днів тому

    Not to sound like “that guy”, but i can’t believe you are at nearly 500k subs. It’s been great seeing your channel grow.
    -long time subscriber

  • @neoniccortessjrsmith9223
    @neoniccortessjrsmith9223 9 днів тому +5

    Honestly this game doesnt look fun at all

  • @speakoutfortheblind
    @speakoutfortheblind 4 дні тому +2

    Imma be real and say im super disappointed with this entry in the series. It feels like im playing far cry with stalker assets.

    • @akira357
      @akira357 12 годин тому

      You're among the few conscious human left. It's evidently clear that 99% of people nowadays operate under some kind of brainwash from influencers.

  • @Сергей-р5у5ц
    @Сергей-р5у5ц 13 днів тому +6

    Meh... Still nowhere near the mods. Ui is terrible also.

    • @chrisrawr6177
      @chrisrawr6177 13 днів тому +1

      Indeed especially the item icons they feel like they were made by an unpaid intern or purchased off the unreal asset store for $5 a legit step down from the OG stalker 17 years ago.

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 2 дні тому +1

    Just a reminder to play the game with Russian voiceacting on, it’s a completely different game.